SWAMPS OF DAGOBAH: Reddit's Grossest Story - Tales From the Internet
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Here it is: the most notorious story from a reddit nurse. Swamps of Dagobah!
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I like how he has to clarify he's a male nurse because the redditors kept trying to find out if OP was a girl, peak reddit right there
Nice story *m'lady*
*tip fedora*
most of reddit is either ‘no way you’re a woman 🤮’ or OOGA BOOGA FEMALE LADY
@@wamber2391 theres another half where reddit goes "what's a woman?"
@@wasabi5932 shit you right
@@wamber2391 and their chat or PM's would contain a lot of "do you have snap?" messeges
If the nurses vomited just imagine how the damn surgeon felt, that dude is a damn champion
The surgeon surgically removed his own nose during the cutting
Probably breathed through his mouth
@@Icarusinhischariot that would make it worse u could taste it
Surgery was done in a dry suit with its own air supply.
He was ex-Army and an ER surgeon, he’d seen some stuff
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I'm a nurse and I always keep a bottle of peppermint essential oil in my backpack. The worst smell I've ever experienced was a patient who had bowel cancer so he required a colostomy where they take your intestines and divert them to your abdomen and your feces comes out in a bag that you stick on your skin. After he got the ostomy placed he developed a tumor on his stoma (essentially the hole that the feces comes out of) and this thing was massive, like larger than a softball. The stoma still worked and it would be too risky for him to go into surgery and get another in a different spot because of the massive tumor, so we just put his ostomy bags over it and used it as normal. One thing about tumors that not a lot of people know is that they often smell like death, as in they smell a lot like a carcass.
So this guy has a massive tumor that is essentially marinating the output of his ostomy (which smells worse than poop) and we have to keep opening it to drain the feces and gas or else it will pop. The entire hallway reeked of that smell and draining it was one of the most horrid things I've ever had to do. I vomited multiple times on the shifts I was taking care of him and I'm nauseous now just thinking about the smell. I gave him my bottle of peppermint oil since he didn't have a lot of money and stocked up on 2 bottles in case I ran into this problem again.
Many times I would come on my shift and his bag was full because the previous nurse wouldn't have the stomach to drain it so I would always empty it at the beginning and end of my shift because I worried that the next nurse would avoid it and it would pop, even though it would make me vomit every time. I feel sorry for him because he was incredibly nice and once told me "You know how when you're around a smell for a long time you get used to it and don't smell it anymore? That doesn't happen with this." And I agree, that's one of those smells that will be forever etched into my memory.
Poor man, and also you. You guys are amazing for enduring that. Wish you both the best
did the guy make it?
I wish I knew about peppermint oil i use to care for the mentality retarded and oh boy the smells!!
Had a stoma pt that was also a seeker. He would remove his bag and stick whatever object he could get his hands on inside the stoma to make it bleed. Fun times
@@Rue2love .. just say mentally disabled. no wonder you don't care for them anymore
The fact that you told people to get a snack before reading this story is cruel
no joke i was eating a candy similar to a jolly rancher. (i know that’s a different story, but still somewhat relevant)
@@evie5375 name? I forgot
Oh no, I just made a late dinner :/
@@CyberiaTheme I'm sorry
@@macaarrooon uhhh probably whang has a video on it, i think it's just called "reddit jolly rancher story" it's very very unrealistic and not even well written, but it's still one of the well known gross internet stories
As someone who have read this story multiple times over the years, seeing this video get told with your wonderful montage was a very nice treat.
17:03 Idea: Replace "ass-ectoplasm" with "rectoplasm".
I am physically gagging because I can picture everything and I can't stop watching and I'm not okay.
Same, midnight snack was a bad idea. Luckily I'm keeping it down by drinking water.
I am thrilled that I for some reason can't visualize things that I haven't seen before. With the relatable imagery in this tale I would have been in deep mental dodo if I had visualized the whole sordid affair...
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"A child covered with cigarette burns that his parent swore was a skin condition", I have actually suffered from such a skin condition in my childhood! I had a rare disease in my legs, sorry I can not remember the name of it because I was 6 or 7 at the time and I am now in my 50's. My mother might still remember the disease but she is getting rather forgetful in her old age now so I would not count on that! I still remember how it was discovered on me though:
One day my mother decided to go on a shopping trip to a big town but we did not own a car so we went by train. My brother and I loved train rides and would normally run up and down the carriage but on this day I was quiet and sat still for the journey. During the long walk around the town looking in shops I started to complain of cramp in one of my legs. My mother dismissed it as one of those things a bored child will do to get the boring shopping trip over with. By the time we got back on the train to return home I was limping and my mother was getting angry with me for faking it. Again I sat still during the return train ride sobbing from the pain in my legs. When we got off the train the other leg was now cramping instead of the first one which convinced my mother that I was faking it for sure. Instead of going home she took us to her friend's house across the street and again instead of playing out in the back yard with her daughter and my brother I sat on the settee watching TV while my mother and her friend gossiped. After a couple of hours my mother decided it was time to return home but when I went to stand up my legs collapsed beneath me sending me to the floor. My mother again got angry with me for playing around but her friend, who was also trained as a nurse, spotted that I was not faking it and lifted me up to carry me across the street. When we got to our house I was sat on our settee and my mother's friend rolled up one of my trouser legs. They were shocked to see red marks all over my leg that they described as looking like someone had used a cigarette to make them. They checked the other leg and the same marks were there. An ambulance was called and I spent a few weeks recuperating in the children's ward of the hospital.
So you see, there are skin conditions and diseases that can produce burn like marks that could be mistaken for cigarette burns. If my mother's friend had not been witness to the discovery then who knows if the authorities would have been called on my mother with suspicions of abuse, even for the late 70's that kind of abuse would have been cause to take a child away. In ways I wish they had though as I suffered from mental abuse for most of my childhood which has caused me issues throughout my adulthood that I am still dealing with today.
I've also been blind for about a week in my childhood but that's another story! 🙂
i’d love to hear the blind for a week story! was it scary?
That Splatterhouse music fits SO perfectly, especially when you remember the first boss spews fluid all over the floor when you beat it -- hurting you even after the fight if it touches you.
The Splatterhouse music is a choice pick but near the beginning, around 4:00 minutes, is a track from Chrono Trigger called "Those Without The Will To Live". If that's not the most appropriate soundtrack for what is about to occur in the story I don't know what is.
Talking about the first boss from the second game?
Also the Trauma Center music.
"Have fun with this one" means so much as "this might be the reason you kys today"
This poor fucking woman. I can’t imagine how humiliating and revolting it must be to have your body deteriorate to that state, and I can only imagine the circumstances that lead her to that point. I sincerely hope wherever she is, she’s doing better. :(
It blows my mind someone could live through that. Like their intestines and reproductive organs must’ve been destroyed, idk how sepsis or something would’ve have killed them already
If she couldn't even be bothered to sign up for IHS, she's probably the type of person that did this to herself through utter contempt for personal health. Whether she has a mental disability or disorder may also have contributed. Regardless, I'd bet a large sum of money she's a fucking waste of DNA and a blight on both her family and local community. I still feel bad for her, but some people just get what's coming to them. Hopefully this life experience taught her a lesson about being too complacent when it comes to living an unsustainably unhealthy lifestyle.
If by "better" you mean "dead", she might very well be, otherwise definitely not
Well its science after all as this story is a perfect example sever tissue infection though its probably heavily exagerated.
These usually happened to Blue colar workers especially if the wound is not treated, however the story OP mentions probably happened to an overweight/obese person which suffered from a very late untreated butt infection as this explains the excessively heavy pus formation the OP mentioned, he also mention the removal of necrotic (dead) tissue which further points to an untreated patient (likely due to a lack of funds)
@@forickgrimaldus8301 He also mentioned she shot meth into her taint.
So, y'know, that explains a lot.
Ugh, this one’s gnarly.
You can say that again
I have to say just the fact it was in the crotch/rectal region always makes me squirm. I can literally take an abscess anywhere else on my body but that is the two places I do not want it.
A woman injected drugs near her rectal area, this is what happened to the O.R.
NW is a middle age Native American woman ☝🏼 presenting to the operating room
I see you're a man of culture as well 😎
She had acute swamp-wateremia, emia meaning “presence in blood”
NW’s boyfriend finally admits that NW has been shooting dirty meth into her taint for years- this tells doctors everything they need to know 🙂
@@Svellgarm I wouldn’t be surprised if they had septicemia or bacteremia.
"tl;dr, dont shoot drugs up your taint" had me wheezing
I've just got to say, how much I appreciate Whang's choice of music to go along with these stories.
The only tracks I recognize are one from Splatterhouse, two from Final Fantasy VI and one from Resident Evil.
@@narukouzumaki2885 I know it's a year later but the soundtrack playing around 4:00 is from Chrono Trigger, appropriately titled "Those Without The Will To Live".
How the hell was that patient still alive before and after that
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I'm having some sort of Mandela effect, because I was absolutely sure she had died.
Because it isn't a true story.
@@gooberthoreau not with that attitude it ain't
@@TheGhost-rp3ko ... God damn, you have won me over.
Reddit is full of fake stories.
The second I heard and saw "perirectal abcess" I knew it was gonna be real bad because I had one and a perirectal fistula for 4 years now, but it seems that it will be done in about a month. Anyway it's a really fucked condition and the stuff that comes out can smell real bad, and it is hell on earth to both have and treat. The pus is basically a mix of poop, infection and dead tissue, specially in the beginning. So I've seen that "maple like fluid" come out of me but usually handled by a bandage, and nowhere near exorcist throw up level. But yeah I feel bad for the lady and everyone involved
Why do you feel bad for her? She did it to herself by injecting heroin into her taint like an idiot!
@@Macachee Not all addicts are deserving of ridicule...obviously she's an idiot by most measures but addiction is not a simple thing, certain groups are more likely to succumb than others, she's a victim like most others
@@TheBfutgreg I understand that but… in the taint??? She chose to inject it into her taint instead of…anywhere else! Wtf?!
@@Macachee I assume it's because she ran out of decent places to inject...plus when you're dope-deprived you can do some fucked up shit to get your fix, including that....not to mention she was heavily obese so maybe that was in a round about way (no pun intended) one of the better places to inject, I assume her arms were all fucked up like Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream or something
I feel so sorry for that lady. Imagine how far past the addiction event horizon you have to be to do that to yourself. If she's still alive I hope she's getting the help she needs
*Reads title* "Is this the story I remember?"
*looks through comments* "Yep, let's go though this masterpiece again"
Everyone from 2 years ago being like dont eat while watching this and im eating pizza fully knowing what this story is
Being desensitised is amazing
Amen, if I could I would show this to my friends while eating a bowl of chili.
Me, my brother and my dad all have the uncommon talent of being able to turn off our sense of smell. Now I wonder if I should've used this superpower to go into medicine.
That's a thing??
@@Necromancer0225 yes, I can voluntarily move something in the back of my throat that most people can't, apparently
@@mayanightstar that's cool
Yes but you have to breathe through your mouth to do it right? It doesn’t “turn off your smell,” it just blocks you from breathing through your nose so no air or scent particles are passing over your palate
@@maddieb.4282 yes, congrats on accomplishing absolutely nothing by describing something in five times more words than I used
*6 minutes in*
It ain't that bad
*10 minutes in*
I regret living
This is the best anti-drug ad
"You'll never guess what happened next--"
"T-MOBILE IS UPGRADING ITS NETWORK!!!"
Ah, YT...
Vanced TH-cam.
My wife is an ER nurse and although the circumstaces of this story are different, it's not that crazy. She has come home and casually told me about patients much worse. Typical nursing shift. They have to deal with a lot and don't get enough credit.
Why you got to upload right when I'm about to go to bed, Whang?
Move east to a different timezone. The world won't change for your convenience.
same...
@@mattmarzula it was a joke
@@mattmarzula all your comments on this channel are so negative towards literally everyone; you know people can see your comment history on any given channel right? not every interaction online has to be a confrontation
@@damk8642 sure... but its a really, REALLY, dumb one... nobody is the center of the universe... it's stupid when people act like TH-camrs need to upload on THEIR schedule...
Me before watching the video: This can't be that bad...
Me after the video: Holy f*** I'm scared
I gotta say I appreciate the Illusion of Gaia music you put in all of these harrowing stories
One of the saddest cases I have seen was a woman who rescued stray animals who got rabies from a stray cat. Hers was a very painful, very awful death.
This is legit the first time I’ve vomited while watching a Whang video, those nurses and doctors deserve a fucking purple heart because holy fucking shit.
Okay, massive props for using OG RE music.
9/10 boomers agree; there are only 3 star wars
There is technucally 4 if you include Spaceballs. Which any sane person does. ;-p
Yup there's three. The others don't exist.
Imo 6, prequels good :D edit: also return of the jedi kinda sucks
in my day it was called star wars 2
The galactic republic versus the trade federation, the empire versus the rebellion, and the republic versus the yuuzhan vong?
As someone whos worked in ORs going on ten years now. The part I find unbelievable are the peoples reactions. I've seen and smelled things, but younjust dral with it. The surgeons ive worked with would never allow that type of behavior in their ORs.
I can smell this story.
This video was one hell of a journey. Easily the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
I had something like this happen to me back when I was an IV dope user. My arms were used up, couldn't hit any veins so I tried the very tempting ones on top of my feet. Stupid move, a lot of bacteria down there. Also, gravity.
The blade of my foot exploded in a geysir of puss and blood on a stretcher in the Emergency room. Really kind of fascinating to see, and also strangely satisfying because of the pressure and pain built up by the infection over a couple of weeks.
The foot survived and is still attached. With a strange indented scar on top.
I actually vaguely remember encountering this story on Reddit. Truly a legendary tale.
2:13 STOP. IT LITERALLY BEGAN ON MY 1ST BIRTHDAY. im shook..
not much makes me feel sick, but this is an exception
medical horror story of mine;
I was born with a non-existant immunity to the staphylococcus bacteria, and contracted it as a baby. I ended up in starship (ICU for chidren and babys) for around a month, and if youve seen pictures of kids with it you'll know that it causes the skin to kinda turn red and come off - in patches
Well that didnt happen to me. My entire body's skin (and i mean ENTIRE body, inside my nostrils, inside my ears, my eyelids, everything that wasnt actually inside me) peeled off, down to the dermis layers. I had to be floated in a bath of wax because they (doctors) couldnt put me on any solid surface because of the peeling of my skin. Super bad.
But wait it gets worse; a nurse who had been taking care of me was negligent and ignorant, and didnt care for me properly. She ripped my skin off (i have a scar on my shoulder from it), and killed me. Twice.
See, i had to have fluid suctioned from my lungs a lot during this, and you're supposed to do it like "breathe - suction - breathe - suction - etc" using a manual breather. She decided not to do that and suctioned my lungs without it, causing me to flatline while my mother called for the other nurses and kicked her out of the room. First time it happened she stormed off, then she came back (idk if it was the same night or not) when my mum had left the room to use the toilet, and did it AGAIN.
my mum thankfully caught her both times and resuscitated me, and i wasnt flatlined long enough to cause any brain damage, but safe to say that nurse was sacked quickly. (My mum says they heard the head nurse yelling at her at the front desk from all the way in their rooms)
Apparently i still have a chance of having that happen again (not the nurse thing obviously, staphylococcus) and if it does, itll be just as bad if not worse 0-0
So fun times. I also have permanent lung damage from the whole ordeal (both lungs are scarred at the bottom, reduced lung capacity)
Makes you wonder how some people even become medical staff in the first place, i feel like she (nurse) shouldve been arrested.(apparently she was like this to a lot of children in the hospital)
Dunno where she is now tho
"He was performing surgery in the swamps of Dagobah. And there was no Yoda."
As if Yoda would have made everything ok.
the visuals just.... makes this
It’s like that scene in spirited away when they clean that gross spirit in the bath lol
At LEAST he gave her something in return
God, they should have had hazmat suits in hospitals for cases like that.
I'm reminded of an incident at summer camp when someone in our cabin threw up on the floor in the middle of the night. I was a junior councilor so I had to help the other councilors clean it up without waking anyone else, but eventually the smell got so bad that I had to stop and step out onto the porch so it didn't make ME throw up. We didn't even have air freshener, we had to mask it with some kid's Axe body spray.
Meanwhile, this guy not only had to smell and touch but WADE THROUGH putrid bodily discharge without even THAT much to mask the scent, and he still did his job no questions asked.
That top comment was right: he deserves a medal of honor!
Janitor: "There's shit everywhere THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE DAMNIT"
"bovine afterbirth and maple syrup" sometimes creativity is a bad thing
James Herriot's "Vet" books have a story like this, only with a constipated cow and played for laughs, if you can beleive it. Based on true stories, too. I doubt that particular anecdote made it into All Creatures Great And Small, the famous TV adaption (I found what little I've seen of that more depressing than funny).
Curiosity made its final descent back to Earth? Did you mean descent onto the surface of Mars? That thing ain’t coming back…
Surgeon deserved a Purple Heart 😭
Whang! Why, oh why do you make me relive the swamps of Dagobah?!
Might as well do a video on the jolly rancher, or even botfly girl-oh. Wait. Eeeeuuuggghhhhhh.........
This is why I have the utmost respect for medical professionals and espesaly those in the military or working in active combat zones
Reddit and "swamp" are in the same line of words, I know this is gonna be disgusting
A story I didn't need to hear, but had to keep on listening to.
I found your channel thanks to Donutoperator. Thanks a lot for the video!
"It's a Star Wars story, how bad could it be?" I thought to myself, how naive I was.
My friends and I read this together in the courtyard at school when no one else was around during a drizzle under the canopy tent.
One of my favorite memories of us.
Imagine being a janitor cleaning that shit? More respect to all janitors
from what i know there are actual people who are in charge of cleaning operation rooms
i dont know what they're called tho
they are also handle putting dead bodies in the freezers
Fire cleanses, fire purifies, fire renews.
@@lawliet617 they call them theatre technician's
@@lawliet617 Surgery techs clean ORs. Least they do at the hospital I work at.
@@someonethere1122 i think they do that in every hospital since the method they use to clean a operation room is much more different than cleaning a simple hallway
“Zombie Butt Geyser” sounds like the name of a punk band.
Forbidden misfits song
True
Or a porno grind band.
@@Postaldude2003 umm no.
@@mrj30 why no?
I know about alcohol showering.
When I used to cut trees, I got sent to cut down a standing dead royal palm.
What most people don't understand is that when a palm tree dies from an infected or damaged crown (the green bit the leaves come out of up top) it doesn't just dry out like a regular tree. Nope, a palm tree is basically like a giant lifestraw. It's full of soft pulp and straw-like fibers surrounded by a tough outer shell. This means that when the top dies and falls off the tree roots from the inside out and fills with GALLONS of water mixed with rotten plant matter. Not only that but birds love to use the fluffy dried out bits left up top and the standing trunk to make nests or use as lookout posts to watch for prey. While they do this they use the toilet into the rotting tree. Not to mention the flies and roaches that come to feast on the thing.
This one was MUCH worse than most others. It had been dead for over a year and was about 40ft tall so it felt completely solid for the first 10 feet. that means there was a 25ft column of rotten tree water, bird shit, dead lizards, magots, and to top it all off... An entire family of dead ducks (mother and 8 babies) as well as a dead cat, two adult racoons, and at least 5 dead squirrels.
So, I'm thinking it was a pretty freshly dead tree and expected maybe some nasty rotten plant juice so I just decide to drop it from the ground rather than go up in the truck and piece it down. Big mistake.
I made the horizontal cut for the notch and got the expected brown water flow, which was pretty stinky but not horrible. Then I made the face cut...
As soon as the face cut was done HUNDREDS OF GALLONS OF ROTTEN PLANT MATTER AND A FULL RACCOON SKELETON CAME GUSHING OUT OF THE TREE. The tree also started to kinda collapse into its self since the pressure was being released. In a hurry I yelled "headache" (my version of "timber") and made the back cut, dropped my saw, and tried to run as far as possible before the tree hit the floor.
When it hit, there was a literal explosion of carcasses, flies, and what I can only describe as "nope juice". I've done crime scene cleanup jobs where someone was dead for a month before the landlord found them, and that smelled like a baby fart compared to that tree. I was lucky enough to know to wear a raincoat just in case I got some rotten tree juice on me but that smell was soaked into my boots and socks (which I threw into the debris pile before we left) as well as my hair and skin.
It took me about 2 gallons of isopropyl over the course of 2 days to get the smell off my skin enough for me to not notice it anymore and another week of regular showers before I stopped having to explain to customers why they could smell a dead body on me.
Fun times.
Omg!!! You need a trophy!! For writing, & for your job!!!
Explain the part of the dead racoons, the dead cat, and the dead ducks. What happened to them?
@Julio Huerta i...i mean you arent wrong
Lovely :]
Spooky stinky skeletons
Lady really went and recreated the Exorcist scene, but from the wrong end
The exrecist
NO-
@@zerronyx1362 THAT’S some toothy, highbrow shit right there, my man.
The excretist
The Ass-orcist
i like how "doctors/nurses/redditors" implies that the three words could be used interchangeably. imagine hearing "the redditor will see you momentarily" or "grandma had weekly visits from the redditor"
I had one redditor stick their fingers up my ass to check my prostate.
I'm a female and I'm now pretty sure they weren't a licensed redditor.
OP was asking for stories from doctors, nurses, and redditors in general; That doesn't imply they think they are the same thing. It's not hard to figure that out.
@@pXnTilde It was a joke. Not hard to figure that out.
@@complimentbot7015 suuuure, buddy
@@pXnTilde ok redditor
I guess Yoda’s ketamine addiction was replaced with Jenkem from hell
It's all coming together
Ahahahahahahaha the unforgettable
Spice
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@@Lexilove2016 Yes, it's coming full circle. Yoda could not escape his shameful past. Yoda kept his past a mystery because he feared (yes, feared) that he would not be held in respect and high esteem if it was known that he was born as a bastard on Kessel, to a spice-addicted prostitute. That's why no one knows what species he is; his father could have been one of thousands of miners, or even visiting dignitaries to the planet, making Yoda an unknown hybrid.
Naw, I'm joking, obviously! 😆😂
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Swamp ass".
💀bruh💀
Ur foul for that 😭
oh god i’m gonna be sick
I think swamp is an understatement
@@foodafen7406as someone who visited many tropical swamps, I'd argue the actual swamps stink less!
''Cigarettes scars that his parents claimed was a skin condition'' That's not even gross, that's just really sad... I hope the kid is okay now, and that his pos parents suffered consequences for their actions.
If I was that nurse, I'd beat those people to death
there are even lawyers/'doctors' who specialise in diagnosing 'rare medical conditions' in infants such as 'bruise-like' inflammations and 'inexplicable' broken bones to clear the parents of guilt. It's specifically for wealthy and apparently stable families where such abuse would not be expected. maybe in some cases bruise like conditions *are* mistakenly labelled as signs of child abuse but these 'experts' tend to claim that a huge umbrella of 'symptoms' (all otherwise evidence of abuse) fall under the same condition, which they happen to be one of the only doctors who is willing to diagnose because of political correctness and hysteria. If the parents were poor or the child old enough to speak, they probably faced consequences, otherwise they could well have got off scot free.
@@lodestonefive130 if I were a medical professional, I'd poison them with something that looks like natural causes. I hear foxglove looks exactly like a heart attack if you do it right.
@@dot620 could you perhaps name some of these "doctors" that are responsible for covering up such monstrous behavior? i want to know who to avoid like the plague.
@@notgreatgale Same here. Need to know what those bastards are called
"Oh boy, how lucky of me, a nice, wholesome episode of Whang! I'm sure it won't be disgusting or awful in any way."
20 minutes later
I don't think you have seen Whang before...
Sure
"You got pranked bro"
With the whang? NO WAY
the surgeon in this story deserved props tbh, imagine being literally in the firing line of that, the closest person to it, and just continuing your job as your coworkers flee and vomit
Actually this is very common work for those in poor/blue colar areas however the volume of pus and necrotic tissue is astounding the number of patients treated for this is more numerous.
He was ex army.
Imagine thinking this story is real lmao. The story is way way to detailed.
@@meep3035 Medical people tend to be detailed as it's part of the job.
4566Iggy I’m sorry to break the immersion in all but thats not how humans work. This is way too vastly detailed and plays out more like a book than an actual scenario. Especially in a situation like this where you’re last focus would be on the little details like who leaves a room in what order and what others are doing, etc. This is written like a script. Nothing about it seems humanly genuine. The dudes and excellent story teller and could have a promising career in writing novels ill give him that. This story is completely fake there’s probably a little truth thrown in there like all good believable fake stories do. (like he probably does work in the medical field). Lots of stories on Reddit that are faked tend to be the best written and most detailed ones but also turn out to be the most popular ones. But imagine if humans did operate like this, legal cases would be open and shut so fast because people could recount everything that happened in a crime or a legal scenario so detailed there would be no room for someone to lie.
most evil villains in anime history:
that guy who took the mint oil
The surgeon from the story might be one of the biggest badasses who's ever existed in human history.
The man performs the entire procedure without flinching and all he has to say at the end is "that was bad"
He's my favorite character from all of Reddit stories. I'm not a badass or that quiet, but a pretty quiet person. He's a God-tier person of few words, and I find "that was bad" great and hilarious.
that was gordon freeman
The “medical professionals are heroes” gets said a lot, but they really are with the horrific experiences they encounter on a hourly basis.
Yeah, if he was the ex army it makes sense. Only the army can give you the ability to resist it and in the end simply say "ThiS bAd" and not even drop a "what the f***" in there
@@musicfriendly12 I'm severely inclined so say medical experience will give you that more than any military training on the planet
Ok to put the smell in prospective:
I work in a microbiology lab in a large urban hospital and we often get samples from the OR so the doctors can diagnose and treat infections. I have had the misfortune of getting the "juice" from a perirectal abscess on multiple occasions, usually it's collected in an industrial metal screwtop container and triple bagged. The OR tries their best to clean the sample/each layer with bleach the best they can but the smell still permeates through the bags. It's a weird mix of death, concentrated ass, and shit. To add insult to injury my coworker who had the displeasure of preparing the sample described it as "chunky yoohoo". The I can't imagine what being in a whole fucking room of the stuff would be like dear god.
''Chunky yoohoo'' 💀😭
So... this concentrated evil goo shows up that often? This wasn’t a fluke? This lady just had an absurdly large example? 😮😧🤢🤮
And I thought the foul stuff that comes out of me after a month without a BM is bad...
My friend used to work in a morgue, and when we were talking about the smell in his workplace, he said that nothing's worse than perirectal abscess fluids, I can't even imagine the putrid smell they produce
Well I regret reading this.
Can’t be worse than the jolly rancher story
Edit: MY. GOD.
Or the vagina bacon
Maybe the story where that girl puts rotting meat in her self..
@@PRS-qh5jf oh god why did you remind me
Thanks for the memories
I got choked on a Jolly Rancher once, and it came out of my nose 😆
I had necrotizing faciitis in my leg so bad that they brought every medical professional in the hospital to come see it because they'd never seen an infection progress so quickly and severely.... most of my calf had fallen off in chunks leaving an 8" x 5" x 2" deep hole with the bone showing. There was pus pouring out and it stank so bad they said they could taste it. I was literally dying so I had to have emergency surgery to have it amputated above the knee or it would kill me. There was no way to fix the hole anyway so I had pretty much already accepted I would lose my leg. Its been 4 months since the surgery and I am doing a lot better now, I am in the process of getting a prosthetic leg.
Good grief... Glad to hear that's over for you. Wish u luck w the prosthetic
@@ComoLaBruja Thanks. I got my new prosthetic leg a few days ago and I'm very excited about the prospect of walking again.
@@claritey How's it going with the prosthetic so far?
@@yahkimicki236 Going great! I'm able to walk pretty well with a cane. I need to build strength, endurance and balance before I have a more natural looking gait and can ditch the cane. I'll get there, it just takes practice. Thanks for asking 🙂
@@claritey That's great! I'm glad you're doing well
Oh lord, THIS STORY. Anyone who's never heard it and is expecting some kind of goofy Star Wars story, *this is not a goofy Star Wars story*
Too late
I just wanted to hear a wacky story about Yoda...
*i shall never smile again*
@@fatalbert2055 There is no Yoda.
im guessing its shit or something really sweaty and hairy
The fact she was even alive is astonishing to me
Indeed.
Holy shit it must have hurt so much that's horrific, I can't imagine this much suffering
the fact anyone believes this wasn't written by a troll is what astonishes me
Built different.
It’s not real lol
Can you imagine being on your deathbed and your doctor is like: “it’s too hot in here”. Jfc.
I'm glad that surgeon was reported but it's unfortunate they were only banned from the one hospital, they could just continue to be awful elsewhere and compromise lives
My Brain: jon f cenedy
That’s one of those tv show moments where someone smacks tf out the doctor and is like “Snap out of it Doctor we have a life to save!”
Actually, it's dangerous to operate in a warm room. OR's are kept cold to prevent the growth of bacteria. I worked in an OR and when the AC wasn't working properly in a suite, we wouldn't use that suite for that purpose until the AC was fixed. The doctor was most likely concerned for the safety of the patient. That being said, if it was a life and death situation, the temperature probably should have been disregarded.
@@Gourami_x Is there not also reason to worry about the temperature in the room when the patient is going through hypothermia?
I don’t know why, but hearing the words “HIV positive neo-nazi” made me laugh so hard
HEIL IMMUNODEFICIENCY
walking contradiction
I mean it's not unrealistic. There's loads of neo nazis that do things that would make their master furious if he were still alive. But somehow they're convinced that they would escape the chopping block.
@@FloridianCaesar Probably got a reused needle tattoo in prison.
@@haroldbalzac6336 nah man they be getting fucked
I bet everyone in there was jealous of the guy that vomited into his mask, that had to smell better than the mess in there.
Unfortunately true
The first and last time anyone was ever envious of someone vomiting in their own mask. The detail of not having the peppermint oil though wow. A true in case of emergency brake glass moment.
Only problem is then your brain is connecting the texture of what you’re feeling in the mask and what you’re seeing
Maybe the smell of vomit mixed with the smell of the woman and made it much worse
"Somewhere out there there was a godless bastard who had used every single drop of the peppermint oil and had not bothered to put any back" *Kefka's theme begins to play*
For good measure, he stole the last scented candle and is lighting it up with the most devilish clowny smile.
I have used all the peppermint oil! *insert kefka laugh*
Reverse Flash be like:
the shit he used to poison that river was actually just the pus from that operating room
my mouth was hanging open when he got to that part. how could someone do such an evil thing
My mother used to be an ER nurse, and yeah, these kinds of stories are what medical staff break out at parties.
While eating refried bean dip, I imagine.
@@canaisyoung3601 nothing in this story got me that bad but this comment just made me retch a little
Imagine if a student had to do clinicals that day...
I have been covered in something similar. My father is a veterinary, and I would go on trips to farms. we got a call with an overdue pregnancy of 3 days. So we went and after the standard check we found that it was a uterine intorsion or the uterus has twisted around itself due to gas or the calf moving. Most of the time we tell the farmer to kill the cow because by day three the fluid and calf have started to rot. Untwisting the uterus would put the cow into toxic shock and kill the animal and ruin the meat. If you kill the cow first you can remove the uterus and save the meat. However, after cutting a small hole in the side of the cow the looking at the uterus with a laparoscope, we found the uterus in good standing. so we untwisted it, this entails multiple people putting their hand in the anus and pushing the uterus around (pretty normal for veterinarian practice). As soon as we got the uterus around the torrent of placental juice and dissolved calf covered my dad and me from head to toe, gallons of fluid, all smelling like a few day old meats and cum. we wear coveralls for this type of stuff and got the half dissolved calf out. took an hour or so of us just soaked in this fluid. but the farmer let us take showers when we were done and the cow lived. But trust me when I say large animal veterinary see some weird shit. I have seen inside out cows born alive, cows born with six legs. cows with massive rotten abscesses with maggots living in them. that's just the tip of the iceberg.
All that, and i heard cows can Explode if they die of Heat Stroke.
Cows are fuckin horrifying, man.
My family are dairy farmers, and while I don’t have any gross stories, my dad was deeply affected by one incident. A calf had gotten lost and my dad had to find and carry it back. Apparently the thing had been rolling in poison ivy, because by the time he was done my dad had a farmer’s tan made of rash. This was over 30 years ago, and to this day dad flips his shit if there was even a chance of me having touched poison ivy, and I don’t even get it much.
I just remembered, I do have one gross story I’ve been told. My grandfather was hauling cows to a fair when someone in a convertible passed the trailer very slowly. One cow decided that as good a time as any and took a massive piss right in the back seat of that convertible. Cows aren’t malicious, but they are so stupid that they will make your life as difficult as possible out of shear ignorance.
My mom has raised goats forever, basically as long as she's been moved out from her parents. One night, when I was about 16, the currently-pregnant goat had been wailing and unable to move trying to deliver the kid. My mom and my stepdad march out there, and eventually call me to come out and assist. Turns out, she had twins. Both were born dead, or maybe one was born alive and died later from the trauma, fuzzy on the details. The relevant part is that one was dead, still inside the mom, and its head was stuck.
The three of us, in a ramshackle barn full of hay and blood and shit tried for some 30-odd minutes, unsuccessfully attempting to pull the stillborn from the mother. We ended up having to essentially decapitate the stillborn (used a utility knife to remove its head) to actually get the kid out of her. Miraculously, the mom lived after all that.
I wouldn't say I'm traumatized by it or anything, but I do still wince thinking about it. That wasn't a fun night.
@@Shaun_Jones Cows are not stupid, so dont say that. Is a toddler stupid for pissing on the floor?
Inside-out foetuses are some of the oddest thing that can happen to livestock and I still have no idea why
Me: this story can't be that bad
*5 minutes later
Me: Jesus fucking christ
Gape core
Unless you read the maggot girl and the Doritos story
Two minutes in and I am crying.
The build up to it was amazing.
Large meth addict native American woman with rectal infection is like an immediate red flag. The minute you hear that you know you're about to hear some serious shit no pun intended.
@@Dalesdeadbug90 Doritos story??
"Zombie Butt Geyser" is a great Slam/Grindcore band name.
the whole story is gold material for goregrind.
@@forestboi9760 Dude! I just realized the various stages of this story as chronologically separate songs, with some embellishments could actually be a whole concept album. Like, for example, at the chronological stage about his hatred, for whoever didn't refill the peppermint oil, there could be a song with just lyrics about his hatred and what he might do to the guy who did it, imagining in his mind. Then, near the end of the album, could be an embellishment song where he finds the person who did it and brutally tortures them...and so on and so forth.... SOMEONE PLEASE GET ON THIS!!
@@VonHohlochzenburg
Track 1: Addiction To Rot
Track 2: Filth Injection
Track 3: Festering Gut Lump
Track 4: Writhing Lard
Track 5: Unesthetic
Track 6: Zombie Butt Geyser (the titular track)
Track 7: Drowning in Fermentation
Track 8: Stolen Breath of Life
Track 9: Hell To Pay
Track 10: Medical License Revocation
Hell yeah brother 🔨
Zombie butt geyser sounds like the name of a song spermswamp would make. It makes sense too because they literally have a song called fermented anal nectar.
"And there was no Yoda" needs to be on a shirt
Vote this to the top
I’m picturing someone wearing that shirt in public and the hundredth person who sees it going pale and running to a bathroom.
I had to put this on as a palette cleanser after the Messytails video
this is gumdrops and candy canes in comparison to the messytails situation
Well colour me intrigued. This will be my appetizer.
I had the exact opposite happen lol, Messytails was barely even that bad to me compared to this
Listened to this after Botfly Girl. I had never cringed and wanted to puke so badly until I heard that story to the point where this felt like straight comfort food.
"Behold mortals, for I bring the gifts of Nurgle"
Nurgle's year of 2020 is over so maybe its tsenche's turn
@@forickgrimaldus8301 I just hope it's not Slaanesh's.
Not even Papa Nurgle would allow this monstrosity.
I came looking for this. Thank you Ian.
Nice
I thought this would be a innocent Star Wars thing
I was so wrong
It's Whang. They're never as innocent as the title implies.
@@kylejacques8577
There's almost always an M. Night Shyamalan level twist coming.
Though I had a a pretty good feeling where things were going just from the intro.
You can expect everything that is wrong in life once you read or hear the word "reddit"
I thought it would be some crazy Star Wars fan on Reddit who did something similar to septic 5 awesome out of obsession but this was somehow way way worse
With the thumbnail of a guy covered in shit you know it's not gonna be fun
Seriously, custodial and housecleaning personnel are the true heroes everywhere. Nobody realizes how incredible these people are until they realize how miserable it would be to have to do their job and the fact that they step up to the plate to do the work of those who refuse and resist.
For real. Without sanitation workers, we would very likely be in the dark ages again.
Imagine your operating nurse introducing themselves as “Bonsai Panda”.
*The legend bonsai panda, what an honor.*
The Bonsai Panda, the Chinese Bonsai Kitten.
Ah, I can think of worse names for a surgeon
Like... a Bonsai Kitten...?
✌🏾
How come Whang has all of these videos about finding horrific or fascinating things on Reddit but every time I go on there all i see is the same 3 comments over and over again
same. i made an acc thinking I'd be finding interesting stuff and was disappointed at what it actually was.
Good and weird stuff is a rarity
Because you are a normie so your internet algorithm knows you are not ready for the awesome stuff. Get gud normie.
@D Ceased you saying that unironically is normie.
this.
I've seen a guy pull a catheter out too. It was both one of the funniest and scariest things I've ever seen. It was the pose where he lifted it above his head and screamed like he had just killed a dragon that made it funny.
He was a really nice guy and found it funny himself once he was less drugged.
wasn't it incredibly painful and perhaps a little bloody, too?
Can we appreciate how well told this story is? This story wouldn’t be nearly as infamous without it.
Also the visual aids.
Exactly! Since then, another medical gross-out from Reddit concerning a 700 pound woman and a decomposed lost pregnancy has emerged (Whang covers this) and despite covering something just as sickening and horrifying... it doesn't quite have the same "punch" that this "Dagobah" one does.
Fr, dude told it with the right amount of humor and seriousness
This story is just a rough mixture of the Haribo sugarless gummy bear review, a medical drama, and a Butcher's Harem song. A combination I never knew I needed.
Oh god. Please. Not the fucking sugarless gummy bears
Haribo sugarless gummy bear?!
@@Macachee aka the greatest tragedy on amazon reviews
@@Macachee you are lucky
Edit: gonna read the masterpieces again
that surgeon has a balls made up of pressurized steel
Wtf is pressurized steel
Naw, the surgeon’s got fucking a tungsten sack and one made of depleted uranium for the other
D-D-Duke? Is that you?
hm yes
a balls
one singular balls
When I read the title the worst thing I could think of was like, a person living in septic tanks or something. This was much worse, 10/10
I pay to enter your septic tank for an hour at a time- $150. Some might judge me for this but its what I enjoy. I will pay you $150 an hour to bring my equipment in and gain access to your septic tank. I then have my associate close the tank after I have set my tripod and camera up. Believe it or not, its a great place to reflect.
@@rodbelding9523 where is the pictures of you in a sceptic tank?
@@rodbelding9523 pics or it didn't happen, redditor
@@alanalves7649 Are you guys joking? Because that guy's post comes from a craigslist ad which actually has an image of a guy inside a septic tank
@@elansleazebaganno Wait that wasn't a joke he just wrote? There's a real person that does that?
I DIDN'T KNOW WAVYWEBSURF WAS A NURSE????!!! That makes so much sense honestly. He's always seemed like such a genuinely sweet and caring person, and that just confirms it for me.
Wait WHAT!?
@@catlife331 Sadly I don't recall the time stamp but Whang puts up a picture of Wavy in scrubs when talking about nurses for all of like .4 seconds. I had to go frame by frame to catch it.
17:58 ?
I just looked him up on Google and it said that he works in the mental health field when he's not making youtube videos
????
Cream filled cordial wasn't the best choice of snack for this one boys.
You’re telling me.... I had a canoli... chocolate and vanilla swirl
Fudge Yule Log... Ugh.
The Chocolate covered Oreos my mom made for me yesterday was a great choice, too!
I had no idea people could come and go in a sterile surgical environment like this guy did....I think that scares me more than the story itself! Lol! Can you imagine if her ass got infected AGAIN?! Hahaaa, I would fire her ass as a patient (pun unintended, but I'm leaving it anyway!), I would NOT go through that again
Not to be weird but this comment string is really making me hungry.
This story no matter how horrific and detailed (and it's definitely both) hearing it is nothing like experiencing it firsthand. I have so much respect for the people that work and do this stuff but that aside it doesn't affect me to the point where I can't eat something while I'm listening to the story, yeah I'm weird like that. I have a very strong constitution as they say.
What on earth is cream filled cordial?
A kid in my sons 1st grade class last year was in a horrific accident. He had an internal decapitation. His skull was separated from his spine. His skin didn’t tear but he was fully decapitated. He was back in class 3 months after the accident. Other then the loss of his right eye he is 100% healed. It’s amazing to see this kid’s resilience. He is an inspiration to everyone. He takes it all in stride and never complained when he couldn’t go out for recess. My son and some of the other boys in his class actually decided to stay in for recess so they could play with that boy so he wouldn’t be alone. It was a proud dad moment for me when his teacher told me what he and the boys were doing for that boy. Outdoor recess is their favorite part of the day. For 1st grade boys to sacrifice their fun to make his day better is so heartwarming to me. They did this for 2 months till he was cleared for outdoor recess.
How in the hell did that happen? I've never heard of an internal decapitation in my life, and I must know the circumstances that led up to something of that magnitude happening.
It was a car accident. Look it up. It actually happens more than you would think.
@@lordpumpkinhead265 I had never heard of it till I was 42 years old.
Sort of related, I guess, back in the late 70s early 80s when my mom was out of high school, she had a cousin of hers who crashed his car and he was decapitated. They found his severed head in the glove box.
This sounds like an SCP. Unreal.
"There was no Yoda."
Why would you even inject drugs into your taint? Like okay fine, you have an addiction, but that's weird even for addicts I'm pretty sure.
i thinks it’s because it’s the only usable vein left
@@cxlv1n 😐
@@cxlv1n exactly
I know that some people inject between their toes to hide marks from syringes, so I´m guessing it´s an alternative to that maybe?
Well, if you’re constantly shoving needles into your veins, it’s going to build up scar tissue, and eventually that blocks off the vein. Happens a lot to heroin users. They end up having to be creative with it. Nastiest one I’ve heard of (besides this one, of course) is shooting into the soft tissue under their eyes.