@@SonicSlash51 it was an observation. this is not a video in the algorithm. you have to look up postal 2 speedrun to watch the video. It was just a comment about how satisfying it is to play the game as violent as you can. But its okay dude
@@igbsmf Ive actually always enjoyed being a hero more in games where you get the choice. like half life for example, everyone mass murders the scientists and guards but I try to keep as many alive as possible, I like to feel like the good guy. in postal 2 hes obviously not a hero, but I just kill only who I need to and occasionally go on killing sprees, but not doing it a lot makes it more fun when you do
Well it's a little flawed. In some scenarios, you can get yourself into positions you shouldn't have been able to get to otherwise using the stuck feature.
The violent crash through the house full of animal rights activists on friday really got me. You burst in, run past their line of sight, they all turn to look, and you fly right back out.
I honestly didn't know about this lol, I only speedran this game for about 2 weeks and I stopped after getting this run. Using Scissors to run faster is definitely a great idea, I might see if I can find a good way to implement picking up scissors in the route. Thank you for mentioning this! :)
Thank you! Sorry, I'm not really sure with the rules on pedestrians. There is a Postal 2 speedrunning discord you could join, the people in there are more knowledgeable on the game than I am haha :) Here is the Speedrun.com link (www.speedrun.com/postal2) and then you can just click the discord tab on the left to join it.
This was so fun to watch. I went so many times, "Huh..." or "That is so clever". And a few times I was genuinely confused like when you got yourself arrested, and then it clicked, fast travel! You did well.
This is actually just one of several library escape methods, it's pretty tricky that method tbh, the only real strat for doing it is to just do it lots of times and eventually muscle memory will help you get it more consistently, there are far easier and more consistent ways, however some of them can be a bit slower.
@@ollymuirs i find the library skip took me a few goes. but after nailing it and getting used to it, its probably my prefered method of escaping the place. *edit* otherwise the old method i used was up the staircase then jump off the bookshelf to your left before the shelving collapses
@@rezioz Really lol? i played this on my 8 year old intel 3000 series graphics craptop and still got +60fps at all times. I'd like to think that's cuz i was using linux
Hi, sorry for the late reply. Basically what I did there is instead of going to the confession, I threw a molotov onto the roof of the church to kill the person at the confession from outside the building. If the person in the confession room dies then the task is completed, but because I threw a molotov it takes like 20 seconds for him to die. This allows me to go and crouch under the loading zone to leave the church area, and when the map pops up and crosses off the task it makes me uncrouch which touches the loading zone and instantly ends the day. This skips a cutscene that usually plays after that task is completed. Hopefully I explained it well, if you have any more questions then please ask!
Man, it's terrific! This bloke even managed to avoid Dude being dressed in a gimp suit. So many tricks, this guy probably had the entire game map layout in his cortex! Bling, indeed.
to anyone it might be important to, it won’t slim down time but for convenience sake there’s a bulletproof vest and weapons in the house nearest to dudes trailer
He basically aimed for the priest you're supposed to confess to because killing him is a valid way to complete the mission. He was waiting for the priest to burn to death.
@@KPStudios124 all the parents and dumbasses fault for pre ordering games. They think we'll accept shit year after year. Turns out we will when people pay 90$ for a game only worth 45$. Definitely gotta rewatxh this video now.
Because when I do i try to replicate it for some reason i have no time to quicksave between completing a task and the cutscene coming on. Pls help thank u
You can actually give krotchy money and he will give you a secret krotchy toy that he has hidden "up his ass" (I am serious). I discovered this in game by accident when I was holding money and pressed e on krotchy. This means you can avoid the whole fight.
th-cam.com/video/CK6QukP-CTQ/w-d-xo.html This is so how you are supposed to alarm the fire system?? Why doesn't just burning gasoline on the ground work? Or was my game bugged?
i thought i had finally found a run with commentary lol, trying to get the sub 1.5hr run for the achievement but watching a silent run is pretty boring
![[WORLD RECORD] Half-Life in 25:57 scriptless Speedrun](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7Adru0nMi5k/mqdefault.jpg)
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Imagine watching a man come into a shop, grab some milk, run into a corner and phase through a fucking wall
xD!
The person who watched witness him enter the backrooms.
Xddd
hi, do you want to sign my petition?
AND JUMPING
"would you please sign this petition"
"No way-"*Time reverts back 2 seconds*".........ok"
*okay then..*
*You've got to be fucking kidding...*
@@stanleybochenek1862 crazy
hi, do you want to sign my petition?
How to confess sin
Step 1 : throw a molotov
Step 2 : staring at the ground
11:42 Ok that's fucking genius - throwing the molotov exactly so it kills the priest in the confessional, and instantly doing a level transition
E
my guy is going pro with those csgo molotov line ups
u should learn how to use timestamps
more like 11:09
How can he just walk by all of those people and not shoot them
It’s a speedrun, the point is to finish the game fast.
@@SonicSlash51 it was an observation. this is not a video in the algorithm. you have to look up postal 2 speedrun to watch the video. It was just a comment about how satisfying it is to play the game as violent as you can. But its okay dude
@@igbsmf
Sorry man. To be honest I have no idea what I was thinking when I was typing that.
I tried getting thru the game with no violence but those people laughing at you when you’re stuck in the gimp suit make it impossible
@@igbsmf Ive actually always enjoyed being a hero more in games where you get the choice. like half life for example, everyone mass murders the scientists and guards but I try to keep as many alive as possible, I like to feel like the good guy. in postal 2 hes obviously not a hero, but I just kill only who I need to and occasionally go on killing sprees, but not doing it a lot makes it more fun when you do
Wait the game can actually detect if you're stuck or not? Bruh this should be a norm!
especially since it was made in 2003...
Bethesda can learn from RWS
with the amount of times you get stuck in Postal 2, I'm surprised you didn't know this
It's really helpful!
Well it's a little flawed. In some scenarios, you can get yourself into positions you shouldn't have been able to get to otherwise using the stuck feature.
9:20 the spy from tf2 be like
9:27
He could be anyone of us!
@@ariefhaiqal5637he could be you
he could be me
it could even be...
LMAO
"My grandmother could beat the gave if she saved as much as you do" is only ever played when you quick save spam.
i was wondering about that!! 😂
Dude he didn’t just kill Gary Coleman, he assassinated him
9:23
TF2 Spy backstab style.
@@justhere4637 yeah
while getting a signature for his petition AND robbing the atm
I love how he basically confesses a sin by throwing molotov at a church and then praying for it behind a container.
32:00 *Drops From his hiding spot in the Tree* Stop, you're Under arrest. *Holds Bazooka*
20:47 LITERALLY TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU
The violent crash through the house full of animal rights activists on friday really got me. You burst in, run past their line of sight, they all turn to look, and you fly right back out.
9:26 top 10 saddest anime deaths
This can't be good for me, but I feel great
L pfp
@@Aryannzenithgotta agree with ya.
best profile pic ever
Running with scissors (rws joke, obviosly) is faster in the game, why speedrunners are not using this?
I honestly didn't know about this lol, I only speedran this game for about 2 weeks and I stopped after getting this run.
Using Scissors to run faster is definitely a great idea, I might see if I can find a good way to implement picking up scissors in the route. Thank you for mentioning this! :)
Using scissors only gives you a speedboost on Enhanced mode.
@@ollymuirs Hmm, i am currently replaying the game in the enhanced mode so i wrongly assumed that it works in all modes.
congratulations my man amazing
Thank you!
speedrunner try not jump every 0.2 seconds challenge IMPOSSIBLE
Very hard not to since postal dude is GOD AWFULLY SLOW😭
Is there a rule on pedestrains for runs? Great record btw
Thank you! Sorry, I'm not really sure with the rules on pedestrians. There is a Postal 2 speedrunning discord you could join, the people in there are more knowledgeable on the game than I am haha :) Here is the Speedrun.com link (www.speedrun.com/postal2) and then you can just click the discord tab on the left to join it.
_You gotta be fucking kidding._
-Postal Dude
(Im not sure if this comment fits but yeah)
@@rsmythe
Vh
4:49 ok
5:58 best audio clip ever
36:00 “You won’t believe the day I had!” More truer than ever
29:10 you can buy a bad touch Krotchy from Krotchy? Amazing. I never knew you could do that!
This is the only game I know of where the main character comments on your save scumming
Why am I watching this at 2:00 in the morning
This can't be good for me, but I feel great
I feel you man, 3:39am here
@@SynthGirl64 3:27AM LOLZ
3:25 am here, siting on the toilet
3:23 am here
Peacefully laying in bed
I still play on my old saves from 2014 - I'm still on Monday
*"Did you just save?!"*
The postal 2 NPCs are basically The NPCs in real life
wow bro so deep
34:01 the Dude casually greeting a police woman meanwhile being wanted by the Police
we live in a society
Based
This was so fun to watch. I went so many times, "Huh..." or "That is so clever". And a few times I was genuinely confused like when you got yourself arrested, and then it clicked, fast travel! You did well.
my guy is going pro with those csgo molotov line ups
9:25 meet the spy
Lol
mentlegen
2 minutes in i already learned a new trick
3:14 my favorite strat, cat surfing.
Just remember, Postal Dude is now a Meteorologist.
9:07 *elder scrolls obilvion sounds*
16:53 How can you quicksave at this point? when I try to do it I am unable to quicksave before the cinemactic starts
Killing priest with molotov - genius. I wonder how this was found
I hope not from irl
4:48 why the hell did that cop explode
20:47 online shooter hackers be like :
A little save abuse on the petitions but a very impressive job, well done !!!
nice run, any advice on the library skip at 7:30? whenever i try it, it just slides me off the pillar
This is actually just one of several library escape methods, it's pretty tricky that method tbh, the only real strat for doing it is to just do it lots of times and eventually muscle memory will help you get it more consistently, there are far easier and more consistent ways, however some of them can be a bit slower.
@@ollymuirs i find the library skip took me a few goes. but after nailing it and getting used to it, its probably my prefered method of escaping the place.
*edit* otherwise the old method i used was up the staircase then jump off the bookshelf to your left before the shelving collapses
Everyone gets 100 fps in postal 2 while my potato pc only 22 fps
yeah and then autosaving feels like a crash for 30 seconds
holy shit dude... it´s 2021
i mean, this isn´t crysis
what are your specs? :)
postal 2 run excessively poorly on windows 10, it's mainly due to compatibility issues
@@rezioz Really lol? i played this on my 8 year old intel 3000 series graphics craptop and still got +60fps at all times. I'd like to think that's cuz i was using linux
Sorry man but wtf?! I mean this is some serius shit! Grat the wr and also teach me master!
11:45 someone can explain me what actually happened?
Hi, sorry for the late reply. Basically what I did there is instead of going to the confession, I threw a molotov onto the roof of the church to kill the person at the confession from outside the building. If the person in the confession room dies then the task is completed, but because I threw a molotov it takes like 20 seconds for him to die. This allows me to go and crouch under the loading zone to leave the church area, and when the map pops up and crosses off the task it makes me uncrouch which touches the loading zone and instantly ends the day. This skips a cutscene that usually plays after that task is completed. Hopefully I explained it well, if you have any more questions then please ask!
That confession trick shot was pretty spicy!
Cop: Stop right there!
Speedrunner: Sorry, I really can't right now.
you decimated that poor cop in the bank by just using physics
20:46 YOOO WTF
>less than 1000 subs
>former WR
*PRESS X*
key word is "former"
By jumping stabbing down and then swinging your shovel you can fly around kinda fast
Man, it's terrific! This bloke even managed to avoid Dude being dressed in a gimp suit. So many tricks, this guy probably had the entire game map layout in his cortex! Bling, indeed.
to anyone it might be important to, it won’t slim down time but for convenience sake there’s a bulletproof vest and weapons in the house nearest to dudes trailer
The way he just skip libery
Guess he really regrets nothing during those 35 minutes and 36 seconds of his run.
I cannot one-shot Gary like you do in 9:29 for some reason
hey man, just wondering if theres a discord for postal runners or those learning to run. can't seem to find it on the speed runners oage
the time he took to beat the game is the tima I took to buy the milk
what is the whole church Molotov thing about?
do you throw the cocktail so far that it reaches the man in the confessional and kills him?
Exactly
Wait what exactly is going on with the Molotov and the standing after 11:05 or so
He basically aimed for the priest you're supposed to confess to because killing him is a valid way to complete the mission. He was waiting for the priest to burn to death.
@@telemassacre makes sense 😂😂 thx for the response this was hilarious to come back to
I can't do the milk skip smh can anyone tell me how?
And how did he do the junkyard skip?
How about the custcene skip? Anyone?
Ask a postal speedrunning community discord about this or google it
Wow being stuck the game makes you unstuck can't say that about other games
29:09 can anyone explain why the mission automatically completes??
If you have the autographed Gary Coleman book, you can give it to Krotchy for the Krotchy toy, completing the mission and avoiding the Krotchy boss.
11:12 csgo players be like
I wonder how much it cost to make postal 2. Definitely way better then some games that recently came out.
Had some of the most satisfying combat for it's time, considering it came out before Half-Life 2.
@@KPStudios124 all the parents and dumbasses fault for pre ordering games. They think we'll accept shit year after year. Turns out we will when people pay 90$ for a game only worth 45$. Definitely gotta rewatxh this video now.
yea, like Postal 4
@@SpitFiresMods there's postal 3 and 4?!
@@historyZZ there isn't a postal 3
pov: phoenix main set up for post plant 11:08
It took me an hour to get to rws headquarters
it took me 3 to figure out the controls ;-; (mostly because I was setting up a broken controller but still-)
That molotov trick is more like a csgo trick
3:14 WTF
WEQWEQE
Hey I played rakion when I was little, was always a fan of that spinning hammer dude
Didnt even know bunnyhoping was a thing in postal 2 lol
9:23 i am ze spy!
Which difficulty?
How do you do that cutscene skip?
Because when I do i try to replicate it for some reason i have no time to quicksave between completing a task and the cutscene coming on. Pls help thank u
@@thanks5832smash f5
How did you skipped a kronchy??
Give him the book
You can actually give krotchy money and he will give you a secret krotchy toy that he has hidden "up his ass" (I am serious). I discovered this in game by accident when I was holding money and pressed e on krotchy. This means you can avoid the whole fight.
*teleports behind you* you stole my donuts
No but how tf did you kill the dog on friday and then randomly get the alternator??
Bruh waffleboixd just got 8:45 on Hn
would you sign this petition?
postal 2 in a nutshell
I like how he didn't paid the beel.
There was just something about these AIAIAIIAIAIAIIAIAIAIIAI from the terrorists that i fear
Why you shot chomp at friday?
Why dont people speedrun AWP ?
what
th-cam.com/video/CK6QukP-CTQ/w-d-xo.html This is so how you are supposed to alarm the fire system?? Why doesn't just burning gasoline on the ground work? Or was my game bugged?
Is it faster to get arrested, escape the jail, then go to the bank?
How are you save skipping? I tried so many time and still can't understand the timing
Hey dude you're crazy I was able to complete Postal 2 in 47 minutes and with the upgrade I did it yesterday
6:49 LMAO the kick
9:23 *Becomes spy from TF2*
i thought i had finally found a run with commentary lol, trying to get the sub 1.5hr run for the achievement but watching a silent run is pretty boring
There are some runs from speedrunning marathons which have commentary over it such as this one by ollymuirs: th-cam.com/video/1rR8Ru27nnE/w-d-xo.html
How fast jump?I don't can it.
9:28 spy gaming
Which version are you playing?
11:13 / 11:42 WTF???!!
"you gotta be fucking kidding"
35:00 bro is doing rocket jumps
Do you know No mu hyun?
I did it in 5 seconds but I forgot to record
Why isnt he using shovel to jump?
he is not playing on enhanced mode, which makes shovel jumps possible