Oyeeeee 🤣🤣🤣 For THE RECORD we have common sense but after 30 min waiting on the boat in front to literally unload and clean out all their crap we finally started to move up and that viejo freaking colo. In the end,NOBODY takes my brother in laws man card!!! Love the Chit Show! Great seeing you!
4:08 story checks out. 8 sec after boat in front pulls out you put your drink down and sprung into action. Brother in law definitely defended his man card and he’s lucky you got his back.👍
@@williamburdine1118 Like the little boy caught his mom and dad. Ask what they were doing. She said she was letting the air out of it. Little boy told her it won't do no good mommy. She said why, he said because the babysitter keeps blowing it back up..
Man theres a guy with a black flats boat with a Verado. He always sneaks ahead of people and says "engine died" and "emergency" then he cuts to the front and laughs. He got me once but not the second time. Him and his wife always laugh as they float by, but them the motor magically starts up so he can reverse to stop.
The song is by "The Hollies" and its called: "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" Its a great song with interesting lyrics😆. If you or someone you know is paranoid and/or reads way too much into ANYTHING it is NOT the song for them😆🤣🤣🤣
They had nobody in their boat, didn;t pull up to the slot to get out and started ranting like people are supposed to wait forever for them. You called this one wrong Queequeg.
28 years ago I bought a waterfront house for $120k to avoid the ramp back then. Today with millions more living in Florida. I type this while sitting on my 10 acre ranch with no one in site. SMH. Great channel though.
Absolutely! Once you get on the dock, pull it forward so no space for this to happen and it shows your intention to pull out. Blue bikini can block anytime.
For a parting shot, I would send a message by trimming up the motor and give the offending boat a "prop wash bath". Sorry dude just pushing the boat up to the winch post.
And think, the guy with the Trophy in the rack behind the flag... he avoids all of this crap with a call "please place my boat in at 9:30 in the morning, thanks."
Look the guy did wrong but, just load up and be on your way. The longer you argue the longer he's there. Move on! Everyone help get him loaded and leave!
Once we get to the dock, I start heading for truck and my wife walks it forward. She too has yelled at people that tried this move. Girl boaters won't put up with this stuff.
"This woman's getting in the way" - I hate it when a beautiful looking woman in a bikini blocks the view of a couple of hippos arguing over who eats more... Said no one ever 🤷♂️
Gramps took the windward side of the which was perfect to blow him slowly against the dock as opposed to pushing him away as he tries to bring it in with a single screw
We gave my dad a captains hat… he wears it on his 17 ft boat… he had a 40 ft boat but he couldn’t go out on it when nobody was with him so he sold it and bought a boat he can handle by himself… now what kind of boat / hat combo you sporting ? Sounds like a lawn chair…. It’s ok, after having boats for 20 years I’m sporting a camping chair these days 😂.
Funny videos, Thanks! Wishing Videos as good as yours were available on Kids & Parents at Amateur equestrian events. Seems A lot have been " Lost " thru the years .😊
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Oyeeeee 🤣🤣🤣 For THE RECORD we have common sense but after 30 min waiting on the boat in front to literally unload and clean out all their crap we finally started to move up and that viejo freaking colo. In the end,NOBODY takes my brother in laws man card!!! Love the Chit Show! Great seeing you!
4:08 story checks out. 8 sec after boat in front pulls out you put your drink down and sprung into action. Brother in law definitely defended his man card and he’s lucky you got his back.👍
That's right there ain't no common sense with a lot of people are just retarded
Guy making a living off of other peoples drama
@@benedictcumberbatch4275 And yet here you are, contributing.
@@markm5287 got to put the word out there
The guy played his card perfect. His is a well seasoned veteran of the water.
Best part of that 20mins was the blue bikini. That's where u needed the zoom lens bro..😂
The one holding down the pole 😂
@@williamburdine1118They're good at holding down the pole or some of them are..
@@paulmorphew1520 you mean keeping the pole down. So it doesn't get hard. 🤣
@@williamburdine1118 Like the little boy caught his mom and dad. Ask what they were doing. She said she was letting the air out of it. Little boy told her it won't do no good mommy. She said why, he said because the babysitter keeps blowing it back up..
taking back the spot he was denied was your best shots ever!!!
Ha! That 1st boat Captain with his hat.
Reminded me of "Summer Rental" , Richard Crenna and his Captain Hat.
“He’s being civil, he’s been to jail before” 😂😂 Alfred talking chit hilarious bro!
Cooped up on a rainy Detroit Michigan day and loving your content. Been watching others too but you the best!
That's the best shot kill of the day! Blue bikini shot kill! Gotta love it!!!
One of the few good perks of getting old is realizing you don't have to be the toughest guy in the room anymore. I don't miss the ego battles.
Blue bikini for the win !
That's for sure.
🤥😁
At least she pulled it off, unlike so many who don't. 😂
The girl in the blue bikini was the show.
"You don't get disrespected at the boat ramp" is my new go-to.
Dude with the Vantage flats boat is living the good life!
Alfred I love it (The chitter run) 😂
Blue bikini is killing it!
16:24...."Why bro,why is there families in the world,bro,why?".....I laughed pretty loud on that one.
you see boats everyday with the helm on the starboard I dont know why that one boat confused you haha
Man card for the win! In the end the selfish lose. Much Love Alfred, epic Black Point moment🤛
My wife and I love watching your channel, but she gets annoyed at how much you say bro.
Try watching with no volume
Now I know how my parents felt when we used to say you dig it, man.
😂😂 bruh..
Mine just said the same thing lmao
Makes me swipe bro
I like how Alfred is alway instigating 😂
That first dude takes being a captain to the next level.
I would have untied the Divo’s boat and let it drift into the bay.
Oh man that Captain Stubin bit had me peeing with laughter 😂
That is what I wanted to do 😩🤣
Or pulled the bungs.
@@Reppie. oh let’s no get that hasty 😆
Why didn't the 2 ladies pull the boat forward? Common sense
Was thinking the same thing....if your that dumb you deserve to lose your spot.
Because they were having a Cuban cigar social talk marathon 👈🏼‼️
Yep, move up in queue if you have others with you
You answered your own comment, question, you just didn't realize it at the time
To busy gossiping
“Honey, I shrunk the ship!” 😂😂
Good morning Chit Show, my all time favorite channel
I didnt have a problem with the lady in the way. Nice scenery. 😊
I googled Black Point and they have you marked on there😂
Alfred, I think that lady in the blue bikini is purposely standing there ! She wants YOU to see it. Nice video.
2nd time lve watched this
and it was still good
Wow. Alfred you are the MAN
Good morning, Mr.Alfred. waiit for it!!💩🤣🤣
Hey! I just had a thought! I have a Kayak, I can wear a Captain’s hat! 😂😂😂
Alfred, polarized lens filters are like 50 bucks or less and it will be the best investment you ever made! Love the chit show bro!!!
At the beginning The Hollies, Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress awesome song 🤙
First boat made me think of caddy shack and Ted Knight LOL
Alfred tu m'a tué (killed me) with your explosive diarrhea joke.🤣🤣🤣
Love the sound of those inboards
The Captain hat is just don’t have words for it😮
Gramps would own your ass. He's backed up further than you've gone forward. Respect.
Man theres a guy with a black flats boat with a Verado. He always sneaks ahead of people and says "engine died" and "emergency" then he cuts to the front and laughs. He got me once but not the second time. Him and his wife always laugh as they float by, but them the motor magically starts up so he can reverse to stop.
wonderful Ending......that was cool with the Suriname guests...cheers from Orlando
So glad I heard the cat today 😂😂😂😂
The old captain sure beat many docking at the boat ramp.
How come Col. Sanders not fetching chicken?
The song is by "The Hollies" and its called: "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Its a great song with interesting lyrics😆. If you or someone you know is paranoid and/or reads way too much into ANYTHING it is NOT the song for them😆🤣🤣🤣
Workin for the FBI.....
Sittin' in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high!!
"Gonna lose my AARP card after this" bwhahahahaha....lol...just subbed you dude after I stopped laughing.
Great music. Remember we can't enjoy our freedoms we have if someone didn't fight for them.
That’s the chit runs 😂😂
Why are you watching the boat, that blue Bikiniis all I could see. Lol
bro she was like 14 years old.
WAIT FOR IT! YEAH, LOVE IT ALFRED!
This must be the high class launch... floating docks and everything! Still, no fenders! 🤔
Love ❤ the Chit Show
Thanks!
Old man in captains hat has a boat full of bishes - so he good.. lol
I think the dude did the right thing. A spot in the line ain’t worth getting arrested.
Almost all bowriders duel consoles walk-arounds you-name-it other than center consoles are controlled of the starboard side
They had nobody in their boat, didn;t pull up to the slot to get out and started ranting like people are supposed to wait forever for them. You called this one wrong Queequeg.
7:17 the star of the show arrives
Hi Alfred when my son sees my new Fred the Croc Blackpoint hat I know he will want one LOL.
Maybe its the boomer in me, but I'm diggin on the captain's hat. Im kinda wanting one myself now.
Need a dance video from the docks 😂
@Alfred Montaner are using any ND filters on your lenses? That would help you a lot when facing the glare. Keep it up!
You need a drone for situations like this
The old guy never did anything wrong Alfred, they should have pulled their boat forward! Either way great job!!
They were trying to. 8 sec after boat in front left, but that guy snaked them.
Damn, anybody know what make of boat that was at 6:37 that blocked his shot?
A shot blocked 2006
@@marlonyoutube3496 That seems like a made up name.
28 years ago I bought a waterfront house for $120k to avoid the ramp back then. Today with millions more living in Florida. I type this while sitting on my 10 acre ranch with no one in site. SMH. Great channel though.
The Captain watched too many reruns of Gillian’s Island
Absolutely! Once you get on the dock, pull it forward so no space for this to happen and it shows your intention to pull out. Blue bikini can block anytime.
Dude pulled an UNO REVERSE man 😂
Alfred that song is long cool woman by the Hollies
At different times of day..like morning 5 out of 6 are for launching. Later after 3pm 5 are for hauling out. 1 for launching
The chit show love it brother Cuban from Hialeah in the house
I've always wondered. Does Alfred Montener own a boat?
Welcome toooooo theeee CHIT SCHOWWWWWWW! 😂😊😅
For a parting shot, I would send a message by trimming up the motor and give the offending boat a "prop wash bath". Sorry dude just pushing the boat up to the winch post.
And think, the guy with the Trophy in the rack behind the flag... he avoids all of this crap with a call "please place my boat in at 9:30 in the morning, thanks."
You like the DRAMA 😂
I think when dude walked to get his truck, I would have untied his boat and moved it either behind mine, or set it free!
She's going to the truck to get the Louisville Slugger!
That is pretty cool that everybody watches all over the world 🌎 the chit show
I play poker on line every day. Didn’t know Alfred played! Lol
Never come to w&#% without your zoom, bro.
Look the guy did wrong but, just load up and be on your way. The longer you argue the longer he's there. Move on! Everyone help get him loaded and leave!
Once we get to the dock, I start heading for truck and my wife walks it forward. She too has yelled at people that tried this move. Girl boaters won't put up with this stuff.
I'll bet that little flats boat with that old school pro 150 on it hauls balls !!!!
Love your show
Thanks Andrew
Darn you. Now I want a captain's hat. 14 ft jet boat captain.
"This woman's getting in the way" - I hate it when a beautiful looking woman in a bikini blocks the view of a couple of hippos arguing over who eats more... Said no one ever 🤷♂️
Most open now boats have starboard side helms.
LADIES, move the f'ing boat up if you're pulling the boat out! The only chit show is people that don't know how a line works.
Gramps took the windward side of the which was perfect to blow him slowly against the dock as opposed to pushing him away as he tries to bring it in with a single screw
He had a brown growler snake headed LOL😢😅 POOP
That turtle head was peaking
why ain’t you zoomed in man starting at 7:17
A captains hat and a Yamacraper so he is one screwed up boater anyway. Mercury Rules!!!!!!!
Time to start using a drone for closeups. Just sayin’ 😊
The blue bikini is the money shot!
He could be a retired Captain of a larger vessel .
Happy birthday
That line-cutter got lucky. A vindictive person might cut his lines and send him adrift while he's walking to his vehicle.
We gave my dad a captains hat… he wears it on his 17 ft boat… he had a 40 ft boat but he couldn’t go out on it when nobody was with him so he sold it and bought a boat he can handle by himself… now what kind of boat / hat combo you sporting ? Sounds like a lawn chair…. It’s ok, after having boats for 20 years I’m sporting a camping chair these days 😂.
Your gonna pull his drain plug😂
Funny videos, Thanks! Wishing Videos as good as yours were available on Kids & Parents at Amateur equestrian events. Seems A lot have been " Lost " thru the years .😊