Oyeeeee 🤣🤣🤣 For THE RECORD we have common sense but after 30 min waiting on the boat in front to literally unload and clean out all their crap we finally started to move up and that viejo freaking colo. In the end,NOBODY takes my brother in laws man card!!! Love the Chit Show! Great seeing you!
4:08 story checks out. 8 sec after boat in front pulls out you put your drink down and sprung into action. Brother in law definitely defended his man card and he’s lucky you got his back.👍
@@williamburdine1118 Like the little boy caught his mom and dad. Ask what they were doing. She said she was letting the air out of it. Little boy told her it won't do no good mommy. She said why, he said because the babysitter keeps blowing it back up..
Man theres a guy with a black flats boat with a Verado. He always sneaks ahead of people and says "engine died" and "emergency" then he cuts to the front and laughs. He got me once but not the second time. Him and his wife always laugh as they float by, but them the motor magically starts up so he can reverse to stop.
28 years ago I bought a waterfront house for $120k to avoid the ramp back then. Today with millions more living in Florida. I type this while sitting on my 10 acre ranch with no one in site. SMH. Great channel though.
The song is by "The Hollies" and its called: "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" Its a great song with interesting lyrics😆. If you or someone you know is paranoid and/or reads way too much into ANYTHING it is NOT the song for them😆🤣🤣🤣
They had nobody in their boat, didn;t pull up to the slot to get out and started ranting like people are supposed to wait forever for them. You called this one wrong Queequeg.
For a parting shot, I would send a message by trimming up the motor and give the offending boat a "prop wash bath". Sorry dude just pushing the boat up to the winch post.
And think, the guy with the Trophy in the rack behind the flag... he avoids all of this crap with a call "please place my boat in at 9:30 in the morning, thanks."
Absolutely! Once you get on the dock, pull it forward so no space for this to happen and it shows your intention to pull out. Blue bikini can block anytime.
We gave my dad a captains hat… he wears it on his 17 ft boat… he had a 40 ft boat but he couldn’t go out on it when nobody was with him so he sold it and bought a boat he can handle by himself… now what kind of boat / hat combo you sporting ? Sounds like a lawn chair…. It’s ok, after having boats for 20 years I’m sporting a camping chair these days 😂.
Once we get to the dock, I start heading for truck and my wife walks it forward. She too has yelled at people that tried this move. Girl boaters won't put up with this stuff.
He got a strike on his man card but redeem it at the end. He handle the situation good but his Ol lady wanted to kick some Bass so he might have still gotten a couple of strikes on his man card from her .. LOL … THE CHIT SHOW.. WAIT! FOR! IT!!!.
Look the guy did wrong but, just load up and be on your way. The longer you argue the longer he's there. Move on! Everyone help get him loaded and leave!
Oyeeeee 🤣🤣🤣 For THE RECORD we have common sense but after 30 min waiting on the boat in front to literally unload and clean out all their crap we finally started to move up and that viejo freaking colo. In the end,NOBODY takes my brother in laws man card!!! Love the Chit Show! Great seeing you!
4:08 story checks out. 8 sec after boat in front pulls out you put your drink down and sprung into action. Brother in law definitely defended his man card and he’s lucky you got his back.👍
That's right there ain't no common sense with a lot of people are just retarded
Guy making a living off of other peoples drama
@@benedictcumberbatch4275 And yet here you are, contributing.
@@markm5287 got to put the word out there
The guy played his card perfect. His is a well seasoned veteran of the water.
Best part of that 20mins was the blue bikini. That's where u needed the zoom lens bro..😂
The one holding down the pole 😂
@@williamburdine1118They're good at holding down the pole or some of them are..
@@paulmorphew1520 you mean keeping the pole down. So it doesn't get hard. 🤣
@@williamburdine1118 Like the little boy caught his mom and dad. Ask what they were doing. She said she was letting the air out of it. Little boy told her it won't do no good mommy. She said why, he said because the babysitter keeps blowing it back up..
The girl in the blue bikini was the show.
taking back the spot he was denied was your best shots ever!!!
“He’s being civil, he’s been to jail before” 😂😂 Alfred talking chit hilarious bro!
Blue bikini for the win !
That's for sure.
🤥😁
At least she pulled it off, unlike so many who don't. 😂
One of the few good perks of getting old is realizing you don't have to be the toughest guy in the room anymore. I don't miss the ego battles.
Cooped up on a rainy Detroit Michigan day and loving your content. Been watching others too but you the best!
That's the best shot kill of the day! Blue bikini shot kill! Gotta love it!!!
Dude with the Vantage flats boat is living the good life!
Man card for the win! In the end the selfish lose. Much Love Alfred, epic Black Point moment🤛
Blue bikini is killing it!
"You don't get disrespected at the boat ramp" is my new go-to.
Thanks!
Ha! That 1st boat Captain with his hat.
Reminded me of "Summer Rental" , Richard Crenna and his Captain Hat.
you see boats everyday with the helm on the starboard I dont know why that one boat confused you haha
My wife and I love watching your channel, but she gets annoyed at how much you say bro.
Try watching with no volume
Now I know how my parents felt when we used to say you dig it, man.
😂😂 bruh..
Mine just said the same thing lmao
Makes me swipe bro
16:24...."Why bro,why is there families in the world,bro,why?".....I laughed pretty loud on that one.
Good morning Chit Show, my all time favorite channel
I would have untied the Divo’s boat and let it drift into the bay.
Oh man that Captain Stubin bit had me peeing with laughter 😂
That is what I wanted to do 😩🤣
Or pulled the bungs.
@@Reppie. oh let’s no get that hasty 😆
Good channel but camera guy talks way to much
Alfred I love it (The chitter run) 😂
That first dude takes being a captain to the next level.
Man theres a guy with a black flats boat with a Verado. He always sneaks ahead of people and says "engine died" and "emergency" then he cuts to the front and laughs. He got me once but not the second time. Him and his wife always laugh as they float by, but them the motor magically starts up so he can reverse to stop.
Why didn't the 2 ladies pull the boat forward? Common sense
Was thinking the same thing....if your that dumb you deserve to lose your spot.
Because they were having a Cuban cigar social talk marathon 👈🏼‼️
Yep, move up in queue if you have others with you
You answered your own comment, question, you just didn't realize it at the time
To busy gossiping
I didnt have a problem with the lady in the way. Nice scenery. 😊
2nd time lve watched this
and it was still good
Wow. Alfred you are the MAN
Alfred, polarized lens filters are like 50 bucks or less and it will be the best investment you ever made! Love the chit show bro!!!
"Gonna lose my AARP card after this" bwhahahahaha....lol...just subbed you dude after I stopped laughing.
Good morning, Mr.Alfred. waiit for it!!💩🤣🤣
Alfred, I think that lady in the blue bikini is purposely standing there ! She wants YOU to see it. Nice video.
I like how Alfred is alway instigating 😂
Hey! I just had a thought! I have a Kayak, I can wear a Captain’s hat! 😂😂😂
Gramps would own your ass. He's backed up further than you've gone forward. Respect.
wonderful Ending......that was cool with the Suriname guests...cheers from Orlando
Alfred tu m'a tué (killed me) with your explosive diarrhea joke.🤣🤣🤣
I googled Black Point and they have you marked on there😂
WAIT FOR IT! YEAH, LOVE IT ALFRED!
Love the sound of those inboards
28 years ago I bought a waterfront house for $120k to avoid the ramp back then. Today with millions more living in Florida. I type this while sitting on my 10 acre ranch with no one in site. SMH. Great channel though.
The Captain hat is just don’t have words for it😮
“Honey, I shrunk the ship!” 😂😂
The song is by "The Hollies" and its called: "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Its a great song with interesting lyrics😆. If you or someone you know is paranoid and/or reads way too much into ANYTHING it is NOT the song for them😆🤣🤣🤣
Workin for the FBI.....
Sittin' in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high!!
First boat made me think of caddy shack and Ted Knight LOL
The old captain sure beat many docking at the boat ramp.
How come Col. Sanders not fetching chicken?
They had nobody in their boat, didn;t pull up to the slot to get out and started ranting like people are supposed to wait forever for them. You called this one wrong Queequeg.
Great music. Remember we can't enjoy our freedoms we have if someone didn't fight for them.
The old guy never did anything wrong Alfred, they should have pulled their boat forward! Either way great job!!
They were trying to. 8 sec after boat in front left, but that guy snaked them.
7:17 the star of the show arrives
Love ❤ the Chit Show
Why are you watching the boat, that blue Bikiniis all I could see. Lol
bro she was like 14 years old.
This must be the high class launch... floating docks and everything! Still, no fenders! 🤔
Long Cool Woman.... The Hollies
The chit show love it brother Cuban from Hialeah in the house
Maybe its the boomer in me, but I'm diggin on the captain's hat. Im kinda wanting one myself now.
At the beginning The Hollies, Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress awesome song 🤙
I've always wondered. Does Alfred Montener own a boat?
I think when dude walked to get his truck, I would have untied his boat and moved it either behind mine, or set it free!
Almost all bowriders duel consoles walk-arounds you-name-it other than center consoles are controlled of the starboard side
Hi Alfred when my son sees my new Fred the Croc Blackpoint hat I know he will want one LOL.
So glad I heard the cat today 😂😂😂😂
Old man in captains hat has a boat full of bishes - so he good.. lol
You like the DRAMA 😂
I think the dude did the right thing. A spot in the line ain’t worth getting arrested.
For a parting shot, I would send a message by trimming up the motor and give the offending boat a "prop wash bath". Sorry dude just pushing the boat up to the winch post.
At different times of day..like morning 5 out of 6 are for launching. Later after 3pm 5 are for hauling out. 1 for launching
And think, the guy with the Trophy in the rack behind the flag... he avoids all of this crap with a call "please place my boat in at 9:30 in the morning, thanks."
Alfred that song is long cool woman by the Hollies
Absolutely! Once you get on the dock, pull it forward so no space for this to happen and it shows your intention to pull out. Blue bikini can block anytime.
Blue Bikini... That's all😂
You need a drone for situations like this
A captains hat and a Yamacraper so he is one screwed up boater anyway. Mercury Rules!!!!!!!
We gave my dad a captains hat… he wears it on his 17 ft boat… he had a 40 ft boat but he couldn’t go out on it when nobody was with him so he sold it and bought a boat he can handle by himself… now what kind of boat / hat combo you sporting ? Sounds like a lawn chair…. It’s ok, after having boats for 20 years I’m sporting a camping chair these days 😂.
Happy birthday
Welcome toooooo theeee CHIT SCHOWWWWWWW! 😂😊😅
Once we get to the dock, I start heading for truck and my wife walks it forward. She too has yelled at people that tried this move. Girl boaters won't put up with this stuff.
The Captain watched too many reruns of Gillian’s Island
Y not bring zoom lens my guy!!???!!!??
He could be a retired Captain of a larger vessel .
She's going to the truck to get the Louisville Slugger!
Love your show
Thanks Andrew
The blue bikini is the money shot!
That is pretty cool that everybody watches all over the world 🌎 the chit show
Damn, anybody know what make of boat that was at 6:37 that blocked his shot?
A shot blocked 2006
@@marlonyoutube3496 That seems like a made up name.
That’s the chit runs 😂😂
I play poker on line every day. Didn’t know Alfred played! Lol
Come on people hit the like button help Alfred
Never come to w&#% without your zoom, bro.
Most open now boats have starboard side helms.
How red is that dude @ 4:55 He is going to be hating life
The queue jumper's boat would of been floating in the middle of the channel
They should have pulled their boat forward.
They started to, but he snaked them.
That line-cutter got lucky. A vindictive person might cut his lines and send him adrift while he's walking to his vehicle.
Darn you. Now I want a captain's hat. 14 ft jet boat captain.
Hugh Hefner at Blackpoint
Dude pulled an UNO REVERSE man 😂
The light blue boat should have moved more forward when he had the chance. Keeping your boat at the end of the dock holds up everyone else.
He got a strike on his man card but redeem it at the end. He handle the situation good but his Ol lady wanted to kick some Bass so he might have still gotten a couple of strikes on his man card from her .. LOL … THE CHIT SHOW.. WAIT! FOR! IT!!!.
Look the guy did wrong but, just load up and be on your way. The longer you argue the longer he's there. Move on! Everyone help get him loaded and leave!
Wasn't Biden after all. If it was he'd have forgotten how to dock or where he was! That older guy did great job.