When you update the autopsy report
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 มิ.ย. 2019
- HOLY CRAP I NEVER THOUGHT THIS SILLY LITTLE VIDEO WOULD GET 3 MILLION VIEWS??? I'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT I'VE INTRODUCED SO MANY PEOPLE TO THE ACE ATTORNEY SERIES. I'M GLAD I'VE BEEN ABLE TO MAKE Y'ALL LAUGH AND SMILE HONESTLY 🥺🥺❤️❤️
Edit: SONG IS LYING COLDLY, BUT I SPED IT UP AND BASS BOOSTED IT
Whoops, I joined another fandom. Here, have a shitpost. I made it myself. - บันเทิง
this is gonna sound stupid but my sister loved this meme so much she named our cat gumfuck, now the poor thing meows everytime he hears his name
This is glorious
Bro u genius
Holy shit WHAT I can't believe this oh my god lol
NOOO THE POOR CAT LMFAO 💀
My sides hurt from laughing so hard, that poor cat
That awkward moment when "instant" death becomes "pretty much instant" death.
XD
"So basically she could've written down a final message."
"Basically?"
"Yeah, basically."
"wait, what changed?"
"Not much, just the fact that you're wrong now"
@@bobshnitzel2608 ohhhhhhh holy macaroni xD
oof
started losing it at gumfuck
this is the greatest thing ever
Fking sameee xd
agreed
Same hahaha 😂
*Salary cutting noises*
Samme here! Then the zoom in at the end killed me!
*wheres my autopsy report?*
Just watched an actual lawyer scream-cut "No-!" to this.
Gives me energy.
Video?
Attorney Tom I think it was?
@@cat1554
I put the link in another comment on this comment so you are welcome.
@@Idiot_Sandwich If you didnt put it here its impossible to find dumbass
@@Idiot_Sandwich Put the link here or I will accuse you for killing Mia Fey
“When the witness states their name and profession”
I, the great Luke Atmey, have scoured this comment section for actually amusing comments, and yours has been the sole one thus far to make me chuckle, and for that, I thank you.
After ten minutes of not doing so.
so, when nothing is happening?
like that's ever gonna happen
Great, it's the Wicked Witch of the Witness Stand...
I can vividly see Edgeworth doing this in the middle of court.
Edgeworth: (bangs his elbow against the wall) FUUUUUUUUUU-
Arran and Edd why? Didn't he already? 😂
Lol
Order in court, mr Edgeworth!
@@tohruadachisnosehairs uh miles you ok
"umm actually, objection, dumbass" is something I wanna hear being said by one of the lawyers in a real life trial
Same
Just thinking about it made me almost choke on my cereal lmao
Edgeworth: does an updated autopsy report once
the entire fandom: we will take this as meme materiel
To be fair, if an actual lawyer did an Updated Autopsy Report once, it would be the only thing about them anyone remembered for the rest of their life. Makes perfect sense that the same goes for Edgeworth.
@@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 Objection! blackquill did an updated autopsy report once... I think
@@the-quiver But that one helped Phoenix's case
@@Zoe-hb2oj still a valid point
blackquill did it too
When you're arguing with your sibling and your Mom proves you right
Now we do need an actual autopsy.
AUTOPSY
Victims name: Dissapoimtment Sibling
Death: He was wrong
Time of death from this autopsy: 5 days ago at 4:20 PM
Wrote at Joe:Mama AM
@@Visii what is "AM"
@@Visii I was making a joke
@@glameow12345 very nice joke you got there :)
Gumshoe's salary is a rollercoaster that only goes down
Poor guy... he tries his best :(
At this point, Gumfuck Is PAYING to work!
Tbh he got a single raise.
Gumfuck's salary is on a highway to absolute zero
Logical Overdrive
Actually he got a raise in the end of AAII
ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATIONS 2 LOCALISED BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LET"S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FLOOD OF COMMENTS HAS ALREADY STARTED LOL LET'S GOOOO
I don't know why but "gumfuck" is so damn funny.
This is Attorney online in a nutshell
Yimmy !!! What’s sad is how true that is but also funny and amazing. I need to say this as edgeworth right now
@@normalgamer5000 And you did. You absolute madlad
Torashii and I loved every second of it. You know you did too >:D
TheDarkArtist, I'd argue it depends because, I've seen a couple of serious cases.
Of course, that's not to downplay your point because, more often than not, I find videos composed of total nonsense.
What about random people typing "e" in the middle of tense arguments?
Phoenix: *breathes*
Edgeworth: Umm, actually *N O*
More like Manfred von karma
Phoenix: so was the car blue or red?
Manfred: *OBJECTION*
That's later in case 2 when he's trying to get Phoenix executed
@@fricketyfracktraintrack He wasn't going to get executed, just be sent to jail.
This isn't Khur'ain.
This is salt. Yes it’s the same as salt, but you could’ve just said “salt” instead.
Do YoU hAvE aNy EvIdEnCe?!?
*Updated Localization report*
Love that I got this comment twice within 10 minutes of eachother asdfghjkllhff lmaooo
That fan translation is outdated, Your Honor
“* salary cutting noises *”
Is my guy even getting paid at this point
He pay them so he can work
White is sus who are you? Who are so wise in the ways to science
@@theonlyjokehereisme6972 Phoenix says it himself.
"Any more salary cuts, and this guy is gonna start paying to work."
GS SG im pretty sure once in the game the criminal affairs chief says that if they penalize him any more its gonna be worse than firing him
It is detective gumshoe who is paying for doing his work now
"Did gumfuck not tell you?"
-Miles Edgeworth 2019
I played through that long court session and was too into it to think about the pure bullshit Edgeworth was spewing.
G U M F U C K
Gumshoe would totally top Edgeworth.
And not the "yaoi fetishizingnsj gayz" kind of way, I mean literally
@@Rose_Emp you seem a little on the edge today.
Me too, Oh, here is the door. Goodlord, how lucky am i.
@@cykakyasu8828 That's gay.
Fun fact:
Real lawyers absolutely hate Edgeworth.
"OUTDATED?!"
That shows how good of a character he is lol
NO-
@@glassphoenix9095I understood that reference
"WADDYA MEAN OUTDATED?! YOU CANT JUST DO THAT!!"
Updated localisation report
Love that I got this comment twice within 10 minutes of eachother asdfghjkllhff lmaooo
God dang it 😅
When you’re feeling lit after your 17th cup of coffee
And what blend would that be?
@@judgefish4044 Godot Blend number 420
@@miamafalda1118 nice choice
@@judgefish4044 *takes a bow*
Then you realize you just hit your allotted limit, and can’t have another until the trial’s over.
When someone online starts destroying your argument with logic but you realize they made a typo.
Your comment is stupif
😂😂😂
@s1mple yeah end?
@s1mple way are you repeating my words
@s1mple *and?
The starting lines, the climax, the added humor sprinkled in the middle. This is a masterpiece of a funni
Yep
Witness, I only asked for your name and occupation.
I'm so happy Edgeworth, Kay, and Gumfuck are back
Edgeworth: with a snap of my fingers, half of Gumshoe’s Salary will be gone
Gumshoe's salary has a Half-Life at this point.
snap two times tho
zandenawesome13 1/4
You can’t have half of zero...
You can’t have half of zero...
Child: *makes a valid argument*
Parents:
**pocket money cutting noises**
Ruby Yates
That’s called an allowance?
@@mparker123 oh, in England it's called pocket money. That's where I'm from, sorry
@@rubyyates4778 **Tea sipping noises**
@@iforgotmydamnname6325 **biscuit eating noises**
ITS ALIVE!!!!!! ITS ALIIIIIVE ITS BAAAAAACK
He has been freed
Gumshoe: "I have instant noodles"
Phoenix: "How are you living?"
Gumshoe: "I'm not"
Actually theyre pretty much instant noodles
@@aeha_ LMFAO God bless this comment
Thats deep
Either he's still alive or Capcom refuses to break our hearts with a funeral scene
*gumfuck
You’re not a clown, you’re the entire circus
OBJECTION Dumbass! According to this new Autopsy Report. YOU ARE THE CIRCUS!
Only a clown would know where the circus is
You are not a circus, you are the entire clown
Damn that's some good quotes right there
@@leandroiacoi562 Thank you, and thank your godly pfp.
"Salary cutting noises" combined with that hand movement in the background is the most hysterical shit I've seen in a WHILE
IKR
On god i came close to die of laughter shit too hilarious
0:09
It's like he is about to play limbo, bendding his body as low as gumfuck's salary
You're not a carnival , you're the entire humor industry
You’re not only the concept of comedy, you are also the concept of *quantum* comedy
You are not the circus, you are the whole Geiru Toneido.
You're not the quantum comedy ,YOU ARE THE REAL COMEDY
@@joannamysluk8623 you are not even geiru toneido, you are moe
At least people _like_ jokes.
Gumshoe's salary: *I'm evolving, just backwards*
Underrateddddd
@@riversliebrookes8539 tru
CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
@@abdullahrashed871 slide to the left
@@sirusblack2789 slide to the right
I love how he wiggles when *salary cutting noises* comes in
I love how this is the defining characteristic of Edgeworth in the fandom even though he only pulled stunts like this for all of one case. Goes to show how strong of a first impression it was, I guess.
my sense of humor is deteriorating to the point where this video is top tier comedy.
Omfggh your icon
but that only means that you are becoming a man of culture ;)
But it actually is
@@PanTran XD
I swear to god, this video broke me tbh
Phoenix: "The victim died instantly according to the autopsy report!"
Edgeworth: "Well, according to this updated autopsy report I pulled out of my ass, the victim didn't die instantly, he died PRETTY MUCH INSTANTLY".
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's exactly how the game feels to me and that's why I hate it there are too many reasons for penalties
We the player gets frustrated but I can see Phoenix going to trail for 20 minutes trying to know how he pulled the autopsy report out of his ass(?
...SHE
What's the music btw?
(Found, it's pursuit: lying coldly)
Who else is here after the direct?! When Investigations popped up I audibly screamed “DID GUMFUCK NOT TELL YOU?!!!”😂
I RUSHED TO THE DIRECT AS SOON AS I WOKE UP AND SAW YOUR COMMENT OMG
@@PanTran Woke up late too?
Wait what’s this about Investigations? 👀👀
Holy shit now I know why edgeworth's dancing was so familiar
It's the exact same dance from the ai ai ai I'm your little butterfly lyric video with that roblox character in the background
I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND NOW I'M CRYING LAUGHING YEAH I GUESS THEY USED THE SAME MOTION OR WHATEVER ASDGJKLLKHFD OH MY GOD
Lmbhao
WHEEEZEEEEE
IM FUCKING WHEEZING NO WAY
gumshoe: breathes
edgeworth: *that's enough from you*
*Gumfuck
@@zombiehater6547 *gumtruck
*Gumshit
*Mcfuckinggumshoe
@@Chingerz gumtree*
Miles after proving that soup is not a drink
I thought they agreed that soup can be a drink AND and food
@@irons880 Miles didn't, that was Fran
That skit made me laugh so hard.
Source: th-cam.com/video/IDNuz_VFJtU/w-d-xo.html
(objection.lol)
Don't forget the hot choccy milk debate.
Amazing how this meme was the FIRST thing that came to my mind when I saw the trailer in the Direct
I mean it did use the same music lol
Thanks to this video I cannot ever hear Lying Coldly without thinking "um actually. objection, dumbass. haven't you heard-"
It makes my playthrough of the game very... interesting 😆
every time edgeworth points you just hear "i'll shove my entire cravat up your ass"
legit I stop playing every time Lying Coldly plays, waiting for the good part to come. Like I do not play until this part has played
@@nityaprabhandam5239 The entire song is the good part
Join the club.
***salary cutting noises***
***desk slamming noises***
How the updated autopsy report was supposed to be: Be careful, player, the prosecution isn’t above using such underhanded tricks.
How it is seen now: Edgeworth destroying Wright’s whole career and dancing on its tomb
Didn't it get confirmed the "Updated Autopsy Report" was partially forged, too?
David Abbott Don’t think it was ever fully confirmed, but it was pretty much heavily implied considering Edgeworth’s tendency to fudge witness testimonies and, of course, Von Karma’s gallery of underhanded tactics
*Phoenix is a Hobo*
Edgeworth: Celebratory Dancing on the streets where Phoenix asks for spare change
Hah that's a garbage hypothesis
Not just Phoenix’s career, Gumshoe’s career, too.
Back here after the remakes were announced. Ultra hype rn.
'Did Gumfuck not tell you'
I died of laughter
"Mr. Edgeworth? Mr. Edgeworth! MR. EDGEWORTH!"
"Huh?! Oh, yes, Your Honor?"
"You trailed off mid-sentence and seemed lost in thought. You were saying...?"
"Eh? Oh, um, yes of course! If I could direct the court's attention to this updated autopsy report..."
Top tier comment
This is *chef's kiss* EXQUISITE!
I like to believe in my head cannon. He just did this in the middle of the court room
Someone should do this lmao
@@thealmightyhent-taiking7075 I will pay to watch this.
The smart kid in class when the teacher mispronounces a word
*whn
smort*
"D" instead of "the"
Salary cutting noises
ROASTED.
WE SO BACK BABY. WE CAN NOW UPDATE THE AUTOPSY REPORT ON THE SWITCH
LETS GOOOOOO
Now we need entire investigations 2 cast dancing with edgeworth after their W
Thanks to you, I am now saddled with *unnecessary feelings*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait so you mean you didn't wake up to dreams of fucking Edgeworth?
@@reindeerboi4543 *don't wake [...] Edgeworth everyday? FTFY
Felipe 705 Bloody hell I ship it
This is the only memory I love where Edgeworth came to Phoenix and said that then my yaoi/gay ass go sht 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This feels like that one situation where you are winning an argument with your parents, and they pull out the "disrespect" card, and they automatically win
I literally told my mum I got a really good grade on my test and she started getting annoyed because I didnt get a higher grade than my target, so I argued back saying "You didn't care last year did you?" And she just said *_"You're missing the point"_* and expected me to shut up
Bruh this is too real I came to this vid to forget the fight with ma i just had jesus
Their merit is having been fertile then.
@@rubyyates4778 Tell your mother she didn't read the updated grades.
@@seasaltsky oh, I'll save that one for later
Gumshoe: saves Edgeworth from being convicted of murder
Edgeworth: *SALARY CUT*
I've never played Ace Attorney, but this makes me laugh every time I watch it.
I must say, you really should play it.
play it. it'll make this video even funnier
For real
i want you to know that edgeworth did this ONCE in the entire series, but it was so unfair and funny that everyone remembers it for all time.
the entire third year of law school is dedicated to "rebuttal dancing." this is why they usually don't allow cameras in court rooms; most lawyers are terrible dancers.
"Edgeworth being the notable exception as you can see here in this video."
For a hot second you had me believing the joke was only at the end and "rebuttal dancing" was a fancy term for back and forth mind games and man I don't know whether to be ashamed of me or proud of you
@@PointsofData both is good
Miles Edgeworth its edgy boy
Most lawyers aren't edgeworth
This is basically the general relationship between Phoenix and Miles.
But with a little less homoeroticism
I am astounished by the amount of turkish aa fans but aint complainin
@@kankankankankankankan AA forever, yoldaş. :)
@@kankankankankankankan Bayağı birikmişiz burda
@@asimetrikablo3020 düşündüğümden daha fazlaymışız mutlu oldum lol
Edgy's mating call dance. So powerful that Phoenix became a defense attorney.
After all these years of randomly coming back to this video. The autopsy report has been UPDATED, for real this time
Phoenix: *makes valid points based on the evidence*
Edgeworth: WELL YES BUT ACTUALLY NO
The autopsy report: *so anyway I started* *updating*
@@sauberboisaubarboi5652 autopsies are like windows 10
They never stop updating
@@64bitmodels66 and only change in ways that dont help
Pheonix: Finds evidence
Edgeworth: Pulls it out his ass
yes
I’m too far into the ace attorney fandom and this is peak comedy.
Melonypanda word I started just watching the ace attorney trilogy play through. Less than 2 days later here I am
i dont even play the game but this is still funny to me
I know practically nothing about ace attorney and this is peak comedy.
I started playing the ds games a while back and got into the fantom now this is top notch comedy
Same here
"Gumshoe has been living off discarded bred crusts for 2 years, Miles. At least give him a raise..."
~Pheonix Wright, on the economic state of homicide detective Gumshoe
"Gumfuck" is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
I'm sorry, but *salary cutting noises* is the peak of humor, I don't decide the facts, oh wait, I do.
Cheers i'll drink to that bro
Username checks out
Thank you supreme overlord
The first time I saw this I thought "salary" was "celery" and got really confused.
Is that a jojo reference
Gumshoes salary cut to the point where he's actually paying them
Paying them what? Not like has any money to give em, he simply hands over air
@@yatransboiandy7412 then his air salary gets cut
@@yatransboiandy7412 bruh, its a saying, dont look too hard into it
@@microwave8931 breathing rights: revoked
@@umbriel7051 eventually existence rights: revoked
Can’t believe the newest trailer not only stole, but slowed down and un-base boosted your original song, and then they used it for themselves. You should really look into getting a lawyer.
You think I should hire Eddie Fender?
Me at the start: It can't be THAT funny
Me at the end: *joker laughter while wheezing*
*That one kid who knows plasma telling the teacher there is 4 states of matter:*
The Asian kid mentioning Liquid Crystal
It’s me. I was that kid in school.
Heh, amateurs. Your forgetting the 50 states in the USA
That was me also proving wrong how the whole class thought
♀️
Me in school.
my favorite edgeworth moment.
"Objection!"
"...."
"Does the prosecution have something to say?"
"I thought I would think of something while saying objection your honor..... but I didn't"
Oh, well then it is time to declare my verdi-
"Objection!"
Lol I remember that
@@jayeef2313 hehe a true aa player I see
Fuyu-Zbox280 why else would I be here 😏
@@jayeef2313 oh yeah...
Was it the case with Maya getting kidnapped? I don't remember anymore dammit
You know it's iconic when you don't need the subtitles to know what he's saying
Gumshoe: does even the slightest thing wrong
Edgeworth: *Salary cutting noises*
*salary cutting noises*
edgeworth: *shaking his hips*
😂😂😂
Wright: Well, it's obvious to assume that this gun, which has a witnesses prints on it, was used to commit the crime of murdering the victim.
Edgeworth: You're disgusting, i'm gonna disbar you *slams down updated autopsy report* Give me $200.
I hate you, I'm gonna convict you, you disgust me, give me $200.
EDGEWORTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Actually, it's usually the other way around.
What is the music?
@@incognitomode1613 lying coldly
The localized names is outdated your honor.
This comment makes me upset. Try and guess why.
@@littlebabyman8494 Sebastian Debeste is now a useless whiner?
@@shelbyherring92 No, they used is instead of are. “The localized name ARE outdated your honor.”
@@littlebabyman8494 my bad😅, thanks for correcting me!
@@platina1027 There’s never a worse feeling than messing up a reference your honor.
Wright: **makes a good argument**
*Edgeworth:*
Teacher: So why do you wanna learn 3D animation?
Me:
Yep
I don't think the teacher would actually give a fuck
"My goals are beyond your understanding."
@@wasabi_noob8902 MikuMikuDance
@@bucketjohnnson Correction: I don't think the teacher would actually give a gumfuck
this is me when i update the autopsy report
*car crashes*
Phoenix: *fish noises*
Watching this to celebrate Investigations 2 finally getting an official translation
Rejoice. We won guys. AAI2 IS FREAKIN’ COMING
aAAAAAA
“Hi I am Miles Edgeworth and I am your freestyle dance teacher.”
😂😂😂😂😂
I swear I know someone has taken the vine off of YT or something and edited Miles face onto it
XD
I practice my dance routine for this when nobody is looking.
Amen Edgeworth, amen
👏🏿
It's true I saw it once
@@petermcdonald2435 Y-You did?!
So...somebody was looking...
Why are you the top comment for both this video and "UPDATED UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT"???
You're a strange man Mr. Edgeworth. You know that?
The autopsy report has been updated, after all these years.
Can we just appreciate the edgeworth dance animation? It is really well made.
@@rocket_red Thank u but it's a default animation on mixamo lollll
Every time Edgeworth snaps his fingers Gumshoe's salary gets cut in half
*snapping intensifes
Edgeworth: snap 10*287^666
Gumshoe's salary: Gone. Reduced to atoms.
I SAWED THIS MONEY IN HALF
SmartCinnabunny 111 *atoms
Phoenix: *says literally anything*
Edgeworth: "OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION."
OBJECTION!
Literally the first trial day with Manfred Von Karma.
That's more Von Karma.
Von Karma: OB-FUCKING-JECTION
Judge: objection overruled Mr. Edgeworth, you've done this too many times
I feel like this is the lawyers version of the guy ranting about being the top of his class in the navy seals
Phoenix: Take a look at-
Edgeworth: *outdated*
At this point Phoenix is better asking Edgeworth if the autopsy is outdated or not, before EVEN beginning hsi Cross-Examination.
*my man gumshoe isn't even getting a cent at this point*
gumshoe is paying them
Gumshoe is getting half a cent
he's paying me for the bullshite he spew's
Ahem, you failures, it’s gumfuck
Ever second Edgeworth dances it's another salary execution for gumshoe.
I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times
Same brother
Relatable
Same here.
@@thedreamer1232 *salary cutting noises
@@giuse10xdtv32 Your garbage excuse of a "hypothesis"?
i clicked on a mysterious web link on a wrightworth fan fiction and it led me here
Ok but was the fic good? 👀👀👀
@@PanTran its so good!!!! it's on wattpad and it's named pearls!!!
@@kawai_kyuti added to my list 👀👀
"The victim was struck by a blunt object once, which was cause of the death"
Edgeworth laughs in Edgeworth
I don’t know what this means but I understand clearly somehow
When the mastermind behind the murder is the thinker clock (again)
Edgeworth: THE VICTIM WAS IN FACT STRUCK ONE AND A HALF TIMES!
Phoenix: Wha... What does that even mean???
Edgeworth: IT MEANS WHAT I WANT IT TO MEAN DUMBASS!
@@thisrandomdude2880 a strike is a strike. You can't say it's only a half.
Kickiusz that’s the joke
I have no idea what happened to make Ace Attorney a meme in 2019 but I’m here for it
Idk either but same
Trilogy happened, now there's a new wave of fans coming who were toddlers when the original games came out. It's the cycle of life, and it's beautiful
Marine Drille dude I wasn’t even born when it came out and it’s my favorite series of all time.
Wasn't Phoenix Wrong also a thing at the Golden Age of TH-cam?
Did the trilogy only come out recently? Huh
Idk when it came out I only bought it because the Grumps stopped playing it cuz I HAD TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
It actually happend. Theyre translating AAI2 aaaaaand putting it on all consoles and steam. I swear the only thing that could make being an Ace Attorney Fan better is gett AA7 or TGAA3
Everybody gangsta until the autopsy report is updated.
Real lawyers: You can’t just present autopsy reports without proper time
Edgeworth: Well ain’t that a damn shame
Thats what i thought, i got way to real and just thought "so he's cheating?" (cuz you know useing evedence that isn't legaly "useable" 😅)
Edgeworth: because that autopsy report..... is outdated
Real Lawyers: WHAT THE FU-.
Edgeworth: **salary cutting noises**
Edgeworth: OBJECTION
@@ldratol4517 technically, they can do that in Japan
@@treplox4318 what the actuall fuck
Please make an extended version, my son is sick and that’s the only medicine
I thought you hated your son
@@SetSeth-yl6ke Listen, I just want a quiet life
@@CordyMcDonald Quiet life? Is the only way to get that by murdering your son?
"Objection! That autopsy report is fake! It's literally lined paper and it's written with pink crayon!"
@@frostywing8941 Uhhhhhhhhhh I object to the objection on the count of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Pink is a nice colour
@@CordyMcDonald "I object to the defendant's objection. Pink is indeed a nice color, but not when it's hot pink and has Cheeto crumbs all over it!"
It's been two decades and we still haven't gotten over the autopsy update.
I’m replaying Ace Attorney Investigations and every time the damn music plays, I have flashbacks to this video 😭😭😭
"Oh, did Gumfuck not tell you?" my sides