So This is Basically Ace Attorney
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Hot take: Nick and Maya have no chemistry at all and their dynamic is really boring! People just like Maya because they have nostalgia for the original trilogy.
Seeing her in Spirit of Justice next to Apollo, Athena, and Rayfa makes her look like a plank of wood.
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He forgot to mention how people say things like "I'm gonna kill you!" right in the courtroom and they get no punishment.
and whats even more funny is when wright tries to do his job and gets a little bit too excited the judge is like "stop with personal attacks wright, ok penalty"
@@jovanaavramovic2485 "Stop with the personal attacks? What about the frequent PHYSICAL attacks Franzeska has been doling out all day!?!?"
@@brycerichardson3687 ah yes, I remember yelling at judge "you useless fuck!!!" because he did nothing when Franziska keep whipping nonstop at Nick in case 2-2
"I gave chase, of course!"
My favorite thing to do is play the “Spot the Mistrial” game. It’s where you write down each and every time a lawyer does something that would cause a mistrial in any actual court of law.
You forgot how Edgeworth has a very hard time getting people to say their names to the point he’s visibly loosing his mind.
Edgeworth: Name
Person: YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST
Edgeworth: motherfucker
He also has trouble remembering peoples careers
@@MisterWT-vo6qz Edgeworth: **loading up shot gun**
Person: wait...fuck my name's joh-
@@ramu-silly he does that in one of the first games cases. I think the steel samurai one. He actually helps you in that one
@@ramu-silly shits crazy man
“Athena is just a nice lady who... people don’t like, ‘cause she isn’t Maya, and Ace Attorney fans are afraid of change.”
That is so true and Athena deserves better.
Honestly yeah like, I don't care too much about the lawyer and his/her assistant, I'm more invested in the strange people they meet in these cases like the ventriloquist guy xD as long as they can keep on making weird people to investigate and interrogate, I'm happy xD
I honestly like Athena, she’s a great character, but she doesn’t top Maya for me. Maya is great
Maya did return in the newest one
Barely anyone dislikes Athena
@@ryanm8529 Oh you'd be surprised...
I like how ever character has a little pun on their names and then there is HERLOCK SHOLMES
In japan he is straight up named Sherlock Holmes, but everything Sherlock Holmes related is in some legal gray area when it comes to whether or not its public domain, so they used Herlock Sholmes, which is public domain, for the US and Europe release. It is speculated that this is the reason the Great Ace Attorney games took so long to be localized
There is a character called Luke Atmey
@@jorgeorlandogonzalez5053 l o o k a t m e .
a character name that literally pronounce as dead man.. yes he died
@@ogeid772 wow that's interesting, I always assumed tgat it was a reference to the parodic character who appears once in Maurice Leblanc's "Arsène Lupin" book series. If I remember correctly, the book in question is even named "Arsène Lupin versus Herlock Sholmes" 😆
Phoenix- I think tha-
Edgeworth- OBJECTION
Judge- hmm indeed.
Phoenix- I-
Manfred Von Karma- OBJECTION
Judge- okay guity
Wyatt Bryant evidence: am I a joke to you?
@@Zukiniii von karma: *well no,but actually yes*
Zukini
Phoenix: *does literally anything*
Von Karma: “So you have chosen.... death.”
G U I L T Y
Phoenix points out an obvious lie
Judge "Perhaps the witness who just committed perjury would like to change his blatant lie to another one?"
Ace Attourney wiki page:
„The Court system of Ace Attourney represents a mixture of the Japanese and American legal systems“
*W H A T*
Not only do the games have no fucking trace of the American legal system, which is LEAGUES BETTER THAN THE JAPANESE ONE, they also present an EXTREME VERSION OF THAT SYSTEM.
They basically claim to be Japan+America when in reality they are Japan^2
@@TheAustronaut03 The series logic:
the American legal system aka the Japanese legal system aka literally Stalinist Russia.
"Off to the Gulag you go!"
@@TheAustronaut03 I think I read somewhere that it's a parody of the japanese system where defense attorneys have all the burden
@@leloubil that sounds more like the truth
The Astronaut Its only a "combination of the two systems" in the localized versions of the game, which tries to change the setting to the US despite it being so clearly set in Japan. In the original version of the game it's just the Japanese legal system with all its problems cranked up to 11. (in fact the original creator outright said the game is supposed to be a middle finger to Japan's legal system)
Not gonna lie. With as many times as Maya has been accused of murder,
I'm all but certain that she has killed at least one person.
They just haven't found the body yet...
Dude she could commit murder and pheonix would be so convinced she didn't maya would get away unscathed
@@Ensign-Dumbass Ikr
Bro, even herself admit that she always get accused for murder in SOJ.
She gets accused so often that it turns into the boy who cried wolf and no one believes the witness who saw her
@@mtt0508 Judge: Who is the accused in today's trial?
Prosecuter: ... Maya... Fey.
Judge: ...
Judge: Arrest the accuser. The defendant is not guilty. Next case.
And also how Phoenix is somehow still alive
Not only he gets abused in court by:
*Tazers
*Whips
*Coffee
*Feather Blades
*Constricting necklaces
He also:
*Swallowed a glass bottle that had poison
*Bludgeoned by a fire extinguisher
*Fell off a bridge into freezing water
*Got hit by a car, flew about 30 feet, hit his head on a pole...... And only suffered a sprained ankle according to him.....
*40 feet into said freezing river
With the fire extinguisher, HOW DID HE ONLY GET AMNESIA, THAT PROCEEDED TO HEAL AFTER LESS THAN AN HOUR WITH NO MEDICAL TREATMENT WHATSOEVER.
*Chewed* and swallowed a glass bottle that had poison
@@jaredbush6047 The poison was old and probably had lost the effect, but I get what you mean with the glass shards-
Good point
Don't forget that when you produce evidence for almost everything except the minor point at the end your whole case falls apart because some idiot ate a necklace.
PHOENIX THAT’S NOT FOOD!!!!!
i can't believe phoenix consumed the lethal cough syrup necklace
Phoenix: I ate it.
Literally everyone else: *W H Y.*
Phoenix was a simp ain't he
Phoenix with the necklace: Is this food?
American legal system: *Everyone is innocent until proven guilty*
Ace attourney legal system: *Everyone is guilty until proven innocent*
Just a Person *And even when proven innocent, it doesn't matter unless you can prove who actually did it, too
If not everyone, then at least Maya. It's Maya THIS time, right?
I think it might be bc it’s based on the awful Japanese legal system but I could be wrong
Everyone is guilty until someone in specific is.
Among Us legal system: Everyone is sus until proven not sus
I like how he’s barely even exaggerating.
“Your honor, because my client is a five month old baby, he could not have picked up the gun, let alone shot the victim!”
“Your honor, because my client is a *fairly scrawny fourteen year old boy,* he could not have picked up the gun *that is explicitly stated to dislocate your arm if you aren’t someone like a police officer,* let alone shot the victim!”
Not to mention that everyone other than the prosecutor thought the boy was blind
And after dislocating his arms he had to drag the body of a 6+ foot man from the backstage dressing rooms to the stage, in little enough time not to be noticed
and wasn't the boy completely blind
Tobaye, or not Tobaye...that is the question.
@@kingki1185 No, he was pretending to be blind. He could actually see
Don't forget that part when the defendant actually declared that he's guilty in the detention center and the bailiff was just standing there doing nothing at all.
That doesn't narrow it down much.
If you examine the guard it will say he is sleeping which is so incompetent
@@fora1924 To be fair, wasn't that the defense of the guard in a recent high-profile case involving a certain island and youth inappropriate interactions with famous people, where the defendant sudoku'd? That the guard slept through the entire thing?
The Stolen Turnabout?
I consider that a freebie since one of our clients just flat out said she was guilty and wanted to be executed immediately and they still let us solve 2 murders in court.
Not to mention the Judge is literally the most dense and gullible character in the entire game, the one who is SUPPOSED to be smart because he is a JUDGE
Apparently this is a Japanese thing. There was a string of high-profile scandals with judges so as a result they're a lot less publicly trusted there than they tend to be in the West.
@@rowanatkinson3594 but I thought this game took place in *AMERICA*
What's worse is that he acts so logically in the first case if I remember from aa1 and it's like he gets worse each subsequent case. As soon as he stops holding Phoenix's hand, he's suddenly the dumbest of the bunch tied with poor Gumshoe.
R. L. Siegfried and his whole deal in the Apollo Justice game is that he's a senile idiot.
hah im the 666th like
Phoenix: My client is a chameleon therefore, he could not pick up a knife and stab the victim seven times in the abdomen.
Edgeworth: That is true Mr, Wright. However, you cannot prove that the chameleon didn't use a tiny knife to stab the victim. In fact, a tiny knife would fit right in the chameleon's claws.
Judge: Oh shit u right.
THAT'S IT!! THAT'S THE GAME!
HOLD IT!
No, he still could stab the victim, even... with a small knife!
You know that small knifes need to be extremely sharp to cut something, so there are possibility that this small knife was so sharp that it was enough to stab someone to death! You can't ignore this fact!!!
Александра Клепикова OBJECTION!
We’ve now definitively proven that the witness used a chameleon-sized knife, but can the defense prove that all seven stab wounds came from the same knife?
Phoenix: There must have been seven chameleons.
In fact, I have an updated autopsy report right here saying that's the case.
Well... why don’t we measure the size of the stab wounds and the size of this “tiny knife” you speak of so we can see if they match up?!
1:24 Considering how little Gumshoe is paid, I could see this actually happening in an ace attorney game
True
Well, you could until they decided to retcon Gumshoe and demote him into an easter egg without any relevance from then on
in miles Edgeworth story he celebrate after investigation with noodle and extra salt
In 3-5, while playing as Edgeworth, if you present the Magatama to Gumshoe, he thinks it's a candy and tries to eat it. Edgeworth then remarks on how maybe Gumshoe's salary has been cut too much.
Franziska: *literally assaults everyone in the courtroom and threatens people into doing things her way*
Nobody cares.
Phoenix: *says something in a slightly angry tone*
_Penalty!_
Cody Hackins thing?
Im not that far, i just finished trial 3
@@balls4295: Franziska is the Edgeworth of the second game. After dealing with your required measure of Payne, she is the prosecutor from them on.
Dont forget the "forged evidences " of Wright
He lost a lot for that
...only him
@@chapmaniax5195 Edgeworth is clearly the favorite child in court
Most of AA2 could've been much easier if Franziska von Karma wasn't allowed to physically and verbally assault people into doing her bidding 😭 poor Nick
“Get a hobby Maya”
*Bold of you to assume that Maya’s hobby isn’t being accused of murder*
And eating hamburgers. Can't forget those hamburgers. *sips the hamburger's broth after eating all the hamburger's noodles*
She literally went into a case assuming she was being accused of murder again in Spirit of Justice
Maya: Ah man, I just LOVE being accused of murder. I mean the thrill of almost going to jail for 20 years, I just revel in it.
@@lenlimbo that reminds me of the comic "Eat your hamburgers, Apollo."
fuckin masochist maya over here
I think my favorite dumb moment in the series was Manfred joking and asking Phoenix if he wanted to interrogate a parrot and he did
and then five games later it's a freaking orca that's on the witness stand lmao
-What? you want to interrogate a parrot? pathetic!
-Well guess fucking what
You're missing the best part of that though - Manfred prepared the parrot's testimony. He knew that Phoenix was going to call the fucking parrot so he prepared the parrot as a witness for the prosecution. Jfc
Little did he know that allowing that cross examination would be his downfall
p o l l y
Ace Attorney has always been a Kangaroo Court, but for me the bit I could never "forgive" was a case in the second game; at one point you genuinely, decisively prove that it was literally impossible for your client to have commited the murder. But the identity of the actual murderer is still up in the air, so you have to work it out or your client gets found guilty.
Like, what? No, fuck you guys. My client is innocent, I don't care who dunnit, that's not my job. That's the polices job, how about we penalise the prosecution for not investigating properly? Screw you guys, we're going to get burgers.
Which case was that?
@@enderplaysvidjagames8542 I can’t recall the precise case, last played it several years ago; but I distinctly remember my gripes halfway through the trial and it being my long standing bug bear with the franchise ever since.
My other gripe is when characters go off in a completely random direction without warning, particularly when everything else has been logically progressive up until that point. Thankfully they seem to have done away with that in the latest instalment,
That's pretty much every case
Phoenix : *THUS, THE CRIMINAL...WAS A THIRD PERSON!*
Judge: But WHO is the third person????
@@ApofisRaxionNecros I mean in SoJ,they could've just stopped after managing to prove Dhurke innocent,but they chose to take down an entire reigning government while being held at gunpoint 😂
this is just the Japanese court system
I always found it weird that the characters made a huge deal over certain prosecutors never losing a case in their career considering the entire system is 100% rigged in their favor.
Well, Phoenix was able to win his first few cases without *that* much of an issue. So aren't there gonna be at least a couple other lawyers like him who over a 40-year timespan would've versed those amazing prosecutors?
@@villagersupremacy5594 Iunno if I'd say there was no issue lol
@@hootle4641 that’s why I said “*much*”… The whole outdated autopsy reports and literal tasering in the middle of the police department
Phoenix: (says something that probably actually happened)
Judge: "Ok, ok, I get it."
Prosecutor: (says something that literally cannot happen)
Judge: "Oh yes, I agree."
Judge: how did you not notice the massive blood smear across your sisters chest?
Ini: well is was like, dark in the room
Phoenix: it was the middle of the day and the room has entire wall made of glass.
Ini: no
Judge: I agree
"Well, clearly the prosecution theory is more exciting, and since we're in a video game, it is therefore more likely!"
Like when Von Karma said that Edgeworth picked up the gun with his left hand, then wiped the prints, then picked it up with his right hand, and nobody questioned it
You forgot the updated autopsy reports Edgeworth conveniently doesn't tell anyone about beforehand.
They're going by Japanese legal system rules in which, apparently, you can do that.
@@RaxusXeronos In that case..
I wanna be a japanese prosecutor
@@AloneTraveler444 :)
@@RaxusXeronos The springing evidence in court thing? Yes. The "your _autopsy_ report is _outdated_ "? No.
@@AloneTraveler444 Fun fact the legal system in Japan as a conviction rate of 99 or so percent (higher than the one in USSR or in Nazi Germany) mainly because of their culture and tradition.
So if you are a Japanese prosecutor... loosing ain't happening!
this is an accurate representation of the Japanese legal system.
"Guilty until proven Guilty"
And the big rift between Attorney and Prosecutors power/wealth XD
HAHAHHA
That’s so amazingly accurate
Or "guilty until someone else proven guilty"?
On the plus side for Phoenix, when Miles is the prosecutor, halfway through the case he'll decide to start helping Phoenix out by badgering his own witnesses and objecting to their testimonies, because he doesn't really want to see his favorite kid's show actor go to prison.
Some random Joe Schmoe: "Aw man, I really wanna commit this murder, but I've got no one to pin it on!"
Maya: "Hey."
Lololololololol
Bonjour
We have a problem, this comment doesn’t have 1.2k likes.
Maya hee, Maya hoo, Maya hey.
@@robocatssj3theofficial Maya haha
Phoenix: Well, the autopsy report proves that my client did not kill the victim.
Edgeworth: hold my updated report
Edgeworth: Here's the updated autopsy report, Mr. Wright.
Hold my updated autopsy report
*Updated Autopsy Report* : I'm gonna end this man's whole career.
Hold my tea*
Miles "updated autopsy reports" Edgeworth
I love how in this video phoenix is making fun of gumshoe for eating evidence when phoenix lITERALLY ATE EVIDENCE AT ONE POINT. EVIDENCE MADE OF GLASS. WITH POISON IN IT.
Let's not forget:
Almost all the prosecutors faking evidence knowingly
The judge: *I sleep*
Phoenix does it once accidentally
The judge: *REAL SHIT*
Exactly
Not to mention the fact that basically anything can be accepted onto the witness stand. Walking appliances..ghosts...birds...whales with mustaches.
Did you forget walkie-talkies?
Well, birds at least are a real thing that can be admitted as witnesses in real life.
RC helicopters with GATLING GUNS!
Unityversity I remember the bird and whale, but drone? Can’t remember that one
@@Amalgam03 Drone was the one from the country with no defense attorneys.
"Apollo's just a normal guy with like nine backstories because they forgot to give him one the first time so he just makes up new ones"
THANK YOU
I agree
I completely agree
Yeah.....
thats the worst thing about spirit of justice they just add a new backstory for Apollo even though 2 was enough
Wait wasn't he Trucys half brother
Did they forget that?
“Get a hobby, Maya”
Her hobby is telling Phoenix to clean the toilet while she goes to channel murdurous ghosts
You may think that the justice system in Ace Attorney is unrealistic, illogical, and complicated and be inclined to lovingly mock the game for it. This is because the game is loosely based off of Japan's real life justice system. A lot of the weird bullshit Phoenix Wright has to do in the game echoes an irl issue. For example, you don't need to declare or share your evidence before the court date, so "updated autopsy reports" being introduced at the last second is actually pretty realistic.
Okay but the “actual item” vs “picture of item” straight up happened to me with the chief of prosecutors trophy. Bitter to this day.
It's not really that bad in that scenario though considering the objection is about the lance and the lance is only in the photo
And if the photo was taken the day of the murder and it has the date printed on it (some cameras do this) it’s more reliable (in my opinion)
Sigh...I know, I just thought it would yell at me for choosing the photo because it wasn’t JUST a photo of the trophy. When it comes to 50/50 decisions I always choose the wrong one yee yee
YEAH ZI SCREAMED i just did that a couple days ago and started screaming bc i wasn’t thinking abt the trophy being edgeworths
I did the exact same thing yesterday and im still mad
What about the part where Pheonix repeatedly, constantly, and at every possible opportunity walks right up to the bad guy with damning evidence and shows it to them so that they can steal it from him before the trial? xD
Apollo did that once but at least he didn’t show his trump card to the killer(he didn’t even need that evidence after it got destroyed by the killer)and he did it in broad daylight
Phoenix just walks up to the killers and is like here’s my definitive proof you killed someone in the dark corners of the said person’s room were no come can hear his screams
Every time that fucking happens I really wanna jump in and slap Phoenix so bad
Same stuff happened at 1-4. Holy shit, Phoenix, he's the guy who will do everything to win a trial, and you'll show your Trump Card to him?
* EDGEWORTH....
*von Karma in the evidence room*
i just noticed that they had a composer write a fanmade cross-examination theme and i need the full theme in my life PLEASE
The composer is actually Jello's sister!
@@TheNo1pencil Wait really?? That’s amazing! Does she have a platform for her work?
Fun fact, during a trial day, I decided to actually count how many cups of coffee Godot goes through. He went through 17. Possibly 18 if he did slam an entire cup at once like he said he would.
Just like he says
"gumshoe, are you...eating evidence?"
_"i'm so hungry, pal..."_
well, edgeworth DOES dock his pay...
Poor ol' Gumshoe
cant even buy instant noodles
Aw do I love Miles :3
Annie Kaysa “EATING EVIDENCE?!! I’M DOCKING YOUR PAY!!”
and thats why he is called dick pal
Other prosecutors: [Whips, tazes and throws coffee at Phoenix]
Klavier: Ha ha forehead
Uh, Edgeworth? Payne? Sebastian?
@@POP-nm1ix I mean I can't mention all of them that would make the joke too long :/
@@glitchee9491 Yeah, that seems like a good reason.
@@POP-nm1ix Coolio dude :D
@@POP-nm1ix Payne's ugly face is abusing my eyes
The judge literally gets whipped constantly by the prosecution and he does nothing.
I think he likes it.
Remember:
You're only a true lawyer (or prosecutor) when you get accused of a homicide at least once
Preferably twice.
Although, to be fair, Mia was only accused of *being* murdered.
@@MKDumas1981 Poor Mia
But what about Gregory and Ray...?
So that's the reason Apollo doesnt fit in?
*Coughs in Simon Blackquill*
Wright: *Explains something 90% possible*
Judge: Ok, good.
Prosecutor: *States what can't happen*
Judge: WOAH! YES, I AGREE!!!
Also the prosecution and judge just setting arbitrary rules. The concept of "reasonable doubt" doesn't exist in Ace Attorney - it's basically only whether or not the Judge and/or *prosecution* is *convinced* on your argument.
Devjeet Matta
Sounds about right for the United States legal system.
ElysetheEevee
Japan’s legal system*
(ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ
*wHEEZE* SO TRU THO
It's honestly hilarious how the most realistic Ace Attorney games are the ones that take place in England in the 1800s where you're being helped by both Sherlock Holmes and Watson who's a little girl.
What game is this and where can I find it?
@@yehuda8589 GAA is hard to be localized because they involve some Sherlock Holmes novels that have yet to reach public domain within the states so for copyright reasons are barred from localization.
@@U.Inferno We only have to wait until 2023 for the remaining Sherlock Holmes novels to become public domain, and according to leaks Capcom is working on a translation.
@@U.Inferno official English versions of both games are coming in July
nope wrong is herlock sholmes and wilson >:)
Only in Ace Attorney can you interview a JAPANESE nationalist that loves JAPAN so much that he came to America (in his JAPANESE robes) so he could frequent maid cafes, which America totally has. It’s a good thing his American visa doesn’t mind that he’s unemployed, because anywhere else, he would have to go back to JAPAN, where he’s totally not.
The key of Ace Attorney Games: *Plot twists and objections, cases are related to the past, cute assistants, breakdowns and of course, outdated autopsy reports. Oh yeah, don't forget Gumshoe's salary cuts and the fact Maya is someone who attracts murders.*
American legal system: Every suspect is innocent until proven guilty
Ace Attorney trials: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Ace Attorney legal system aka Japanese legal system
*Japanese legal system c.2001
Literally is "One of a group of suspects is guilty until proven innocent".
I love this game.
@@user-zj7jt2pb9e instead of in dubio pro reo we get in dubio contra reo
American people: Every suspect is guilty even after proven innocent.
9/10 Forgot to mention the dramatic killer breakdowns in every case
Axel Correction: The increasingly lengthening killer breakdowns.
Next AA game will have one that goes on for 5 minutes, probably
was scared to like after seeing 666 likes..
Ah, yes, we all know too well of this
420 Watcha smokin
Axel MAKI IS THAT YOU?!?!
0:42 I love how Luke is considered an underaged anime girl
Although he looks a little more like Clive...
1:35 I like the subtle hint to Manfred von Karma here.
Oh I forgot the stun gun
“Subtle”
"Actually they're all abusive"
Athena, covered in feathers and rosary beads: *sigh*, prosecutors.
Phoenix, covered in coffee and whipmarks: I hear ya.
Apollo: ugh, yeah. Prosecutors are the worst. The absolute worst.
Klavier: hee hee hoo hoo...large forehead
Apollo: *holds back a tear* I have it so awful.
Phoenix: ...And you still wonder why I trolled you so hard in your first game, Polly.
Oh Okay
Well not rosary beads, but prayer beads work
Oh Okay
hErR fOrEhEaD
@randomly weird ideas Which one? Gaspen is just wanting to kill you in SoJ.
..... I have to admit, it's funny, but that doesn't mean I like you, Prosecutor Gavin-
It took me literally 17 re-watches to realize that statue with the bloody sword is a knight with a hood and not Darth Kermit the Frog.
wait what
Cannot unsee
Thats fucking kermit stop lying
no its Darth Kermit the Frog you were right the first time
Optic illusion or well played joke?
The whole courtroom & their moms: people can't fly
A random artist: hold my painting
Apollo's backstory is all over the place, but the timeline fits at least
SPOILERS
- Raised in Khura'in after his dad dies and mother leaves thinking he's dead too, heading home and eventually having another kid
- Left in *AMERICA* before his foster family has the worst of being hunted by the state
- Meets his friend who wants to be an astronaut during school in *AMERICA* and decides to be a lawyer, after which point he learns about Wright and having been predisposed to it by his foster dad
- after getting through law school, is hired at Kristoph's firm, immediately fired upon getting his boss arrested
and the rest is history or whatever
It goes way back
SPOILERS
-Apollo's dude is literally some troubadour who met the daughter of literally the most famous wizard in the world somehow
-They travel to Khura'in for vacays and they just happen to meet the husband of the queen in like the first performance he gives in the country
-said husband invites him for brunch at the palace and Apollo's dad brings him as a fucking toddler for some reason, at which point the sister of the queen decides to plot a coup right then and there
-the husband of the queen now a rebel because reasons raises Apollo and some dumbass in the wilderness or whatever
-even though Apollo's mother thinks Apollo literally died with her husband who stupidly took a toddler to brunch, she passes down the bracelet to Apollo??? Somehow????
-Then rebel husband of the queen sends Apollo to THE STATES claiming shit had hit the fan but actually just wanted to revive his romance with the queen who herself believed her husband was behind her death which never really happened, but agrees to go anyway
eat your burgers apollo
@@genericgorilla He wasn't even a toddler at the time the coup happened, he was an infant. And also presumably got dropped on his head.
@@genericgorilla Also everything they added to Apollo's backstory in Spirit of Justice is really dumb imo. Am I the only one?
*OBJECTION!* klavier just punches walls and plays air guitar so he ain’t physically abusive!
Klavier just wanted to do his job honestly and fairly, which is why Capcom decided to delete him and his brother from the series.
SERIOUSLY, CAPCOM, WHAT WAS WITH KRISTOPH’S BLACK LOCKS
Ja Ja Ja shoving a whole guitar up my ASS
i wake up and boom im a rat he sounds MENTALLY abusive tho. I really don’t like loud and obnoxious people. They exhaust me. Also, does he damage the walls?
CorvusColluder actually, Klavier appears in the third case of Dual Destinies, too.
@@mr.cup6yearsago211 and asinine attorney
0:12 In the game's defense, the case would be a lot easier to solve if everybody had modern day phones that could take high-quality video, go on the internet, etc.
Plus, 2000s aesthetic.
Also made in the GBA era
Aren't flip phones like still a thing in [AMERICA]?
objection! they should make the game occur in the year 2000 then
Flip phones have cameras.
The Second case of Spirit of Justice would literally never to go to trial if any of the main characters had a a smart phone on them. Also half the trials in the series would have ended in a mistrial in any actual American Court.
honestly I thought you were joking about the five month baby part, BUT WE LITERALLY DEFEND A 10 YEAR OLD WHO SUPPOSEDLY SHOT A BIGASS GUN THAT SHOULD'VE DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER
Also, almost everyone thought was blind until part way through the trial
The murderer: There is no way I’ll lose, I have an airtight alibi and the best la-
*Phoenix existing*
The murderer: Fuck
"I'm so hungry, pal"
That's our beloved Gumshoe in a nutshell.
He Cant Even pay for Instant Noodles
@@mboi2733 "if his paycheck gets cut one more time, he'll have to start paying to work"
His annual bonus was 6 dollars in Miles Edgeworth Investigations, and he spent 5 of those on a vending machine cake roll that he shared with a little girl
@@FF-tp7qs aw that why we love him
@@FF-tp7qs that's so sweet!
Pheonix: MY CLIENT WAS DRUGGED AND SLEEPING THAT HAS BEEN PROVED HE COULD NOT OF COMMITED THIS MURDER
Edgeworth: OBJECTION then who did it
Pheonix: I don't know but it couldn't have been powers
Judge: if you cannot find the true murderer I find Mr. Powers GUILTY
Breaking News
The whole country is revolting because a celeb who was totally 100% innocent was charged with murder despite being sound asleep. Oh now they're bringing the Judge down to the Gillotine let's see if we can get a comment before the exercution.
@@CreativeWM_Personal Objection! He did nothing wrong- ... ... ...Oh. Well, that isn't completely true.
Before then, I hated my life, but AA was my life before so I hate AA.
"Where's your evidence she's a witch?"
"You don't need evidence to accuse somebody of being a witch."
[Several objections later]
"So my client's innocent, here's the real witch!"
"Oh? Where's your evidence?"
"Excusemefuckingwhat?"
Phoenix: "I don't know who did it. That's not my job to do so."
0:50 I would like to point out that Maya has accually been accused 5 times. Once in game one case 2, again in game 2 case 2, near the end of the final case of game 3, once in the professor Layton crossover, and again in spirit of justice
Jesus christ, I don't know if Maya or Phoenix is the more pitiable one here
Naw, she got accused 2 times in spirit of Justice, and in the same case at that!
0:29 can we just appreciate that Maya is eating the popcorn in this image?
I always felt sorry for Gumshoe, especially in the long-ass-SL9-case in the first game. If you listen to him, he is under payed, serves his colleagues coffee as an Inspektor because they don't trust him properly, only has 1 friend that's basically a Cactus, tries to make the mascot of the police station with all his heart so it can get insulted from his colleagues and THEN he loses his job to protect Edgeworth who won't even give him a second look 😑 and we have to talk him into that!
Da fak! Screw those "tragic" backstories of the sidekicks, the real tragedy is right in front of us and we're supposed to find this amusing!
Gumshoe is the best boy 😭😭 honestly he’s been fired enough times for following his morals over doing his job/supporting corruption, he’s exempt from ACAB in my eyes
MAYBE they don't trust cuz of "D!c|
@@user-dz9xr9yq8k
1) "Dick" is a name. It's short for Richard.
2) "Dick" is also slang for "detective," which Gumshoe is
3) You can say dick on the internet. No one will get you in trouble, dude.
@@TheEnigmaticKasai About its short for Richard did not known, and i was rofl'ing.
Cumshoe was kinda corrupt tho, he would hide, fake, evidence in Edgeworth's favor (the anime doesn't really showcase it but the game itself does)
"After all, I'm American, not *_American"_*
Hilarious
Nothing like good old Japanafornia and their ramen burgers
@@FunWithColeen I think it's in Los Angeles. But yeah those are some damn good ramen burgers
I don’t want jelly filled donuts, I want *jelly filled donuts* from the *donut* shop
Oh he's American not American
Than show edgeworth holding a max sugar soda after lol
1:27
Lets play "See How Many Lines I Can Fit On This Gavel"
“I heard the second game is good”
Glad to see how that one panned out
Things That Get Forgotten After The First Game:
- The Judge not being a brain dead moron (except in Rise from the Ashes, but his personal friendship with Gant would likely get in the way)
- Evidence Law in it's entirety (Both Wright and the Prosecutors just start tossing stuff that no one really approved and sometimes stuff that doesn't even have relevance yet)
- The Prosecutors facing actual consequences for constantly bullshitting in court and hiding things from everyone
Monokuma, Headmaster of Despair I mean, in all fairness to the second game I believe they have a couple moments where the last one is shown but Von Karma literally pulled her Whip card and got out of it.
Danganronpa?
@@TheJthedog danganronpa fan owo
Add "three-day trials" to that list as well, since we never got them outside of the first game, too.
ChessmasterOmeyrolx / Majora8J that’s actually a good point since most usually last two days at max, seems kinda off because id love a case where they are on day three and see what happens if doubt still lingers
Lol, Godot was so spot on.
“(...) 45 penalties! Just cuz! *Sip sip sip”*
He also says Trite. Great work!
Add the sip sip sip into the dialogue, he literally said it lol
I know right! 😀
SIP SIP SIP
@@salmonfang1731 Kinda late but will do lmao
2:50 This joke is now officially half-dead :)
HALF DEAD JOKEE
Yeah, but investigations 2 is still not out :,(
@@joutakujo9773 no, but the great AA chronicles does
Honestly I never understood why we had to prove someone else guilty. That’s not Write’s Job. His job to to prove the innocence of his client, not completely solve the case.
Because it's a parody and exaggeration of the Japanese legal system, which actually does put a lot of onus on defense attorneys that the US would not.
Thanks for calling me, “Miles Legwork”.
Lol
I don't know if this is the real Miles Edgeworth 🤔
Reminds me of Legami don’t know why
@@ahmaribrown3158 *OBJECTION!* THE PROSECUTORS NAME IS BLATANTLY STATED IN HIS URL, THUS PROVES HE IS THE REAL EDGEWORTH
@@Network-yp8de GuILTy
*I love how Edgeworth is considered as 'charming'.*
Wait he isn't?
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou If you listen to the whole video you'll hear it.
@@-r0yalbl0b-81 I still don't get it
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou Then I can't help you.
@@-r0yalbl0b-81 okay I guess
Getting so angry at the game and then realising that it's meant to be a parody of the ridiculousness of the Japanese legal system which just makes it less funny frustrating and more just sad
Am I the only one who wants the Prosecutor in this video to be in an actual Ace Attorney game?
It could have some interesting animations I feel if she always carries around that boom
Also, she just plain cute
"Just kidding they're all abusive"
Klavier: "am i a joke to you?"
Klavier: I am DISGUSTED, I am REVOLTED, I dedicated my life to a truthful and ethical legal system, and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
Mortina uwu you’re telling me being told you have a large forehead constantly isn’t abusive?
@@fight_and_die1573 compared to Sahdmadhi's insults... Yeah
......... I have so much to say to this.... **Katonk katonk katonk-**
@@fight_and_die1573 Might get whooshed, but didn't Klavier start calling him that because of his insistence on the bullet not entering Meraktis' forehead, but his right temple, and turning the whole case on that single point? And no, they're obviously friends by Serenade.
I'm surprised the ol' "The Bullet Fell from really high, and the victim wasn't really shot" plot HASN'T mad its way into an Ace Attorney case!
Yet we got a "You crushed him with the basket of your hot air balloon" in AAI2.
There was a light novel case released by Capcom in which the murder weapon was a poisoned paper aeroplane.
BULL, you're lying.
Steven C are you serious...? Wow. Never folding those things ever again, could be tried for murder!
@@monsterhiddenfromthesun210
I most certainly am not. It's called Turnabout Airport (not to be confused with Turnabout Airlines) and you can find a translation online.
Why is nobody talking about how Detective Gumshoe’s name is basically *Detective Detective*
wait huh,,,, i think im missing the joke lol isnt his name richard gumshoe??
@@tjblue6041 both Dick and Gumshoe are slang terms for "Detcetive"
His official title basically translates to Detective Detective Detective
in french its dick tektiv so it could have been worse
forgot to mention when you're investigating and you see really convenient evidence at a crime scene but your character decides not to put it in the court record for some fucking reason until the prosecution brings it up
Don't forget the game is just stalling until somebody saves you with a testimony and evidence
Or until Mia comes back from the dead just to tell you to turn over a receipt
@@shaqiniramlan6516 goddamn gal pal you're so smart why didnt i think of that !1!11!1!1!
JUST CAUSE *SIP* *SIP* *SIP*
perfectly sums up the 3rd game
Godot really annoyed me in the third game.
"Here's this new and flashy prosecutor everyone's talking about! He has a perfect record!"
"Oh really? How many cases has he had?"
"ZERO."
"So... Why are we giving so much exposure to this newbie?"
"CUZ HE A PROSECUTOR."
Godot in a nutshell
@@wandering4104 At least at the end he admits that he fucked up the whole game, and that the last case could had been avoided all together if he wasn't a revenge obsessed idiot. And what's worse, a revenge obsessed idiot focused on the wrong target. If he had just talked with Phoenix and Maya instead of trying to "save" Maya on his own (and with the help of Maya's mother), Maya would still have a mother and he would still be... alive? free? dunno, I'm gonna go with alive, because it seems everything is a death sentence in those games.
lenlimbo Nah, in the last case in Justice for All, Engarde goes to jail without any choice, since he’d immediately be hunted down by De Killer if he stepped a foot out of prison.
2:56 the absolute DISSAPOINTMENT and DISCUST Edgeworth look at the soda like "you have failed me, you shall be sentenced to 1000 years in the golaug and you will pay for your sins with BLOOD"
Phoenix: Objection
Edgeworth: Phoenix I love you
Franziska: fool fool fool fool fool
Gumshoe: this isnt the murder weapon I can eat this
Judge: tf is happening
Godot: coffee
Maya: I want burbers
"Franziska Von Karma, she's so pretty~~"
"Nice song"
"Thank you I wrote it myself!"
" *Clearly* "
YAS
0:41
Lmao
What about the thicc boi miles legworth🦵🦵
this weebs are scaring me
You forgot about the Deus Ex Machina in the form of Mia Fey whenever you've tried every piece of evidence and pressed every statement and you still can't get a not guilty verdict.
Phoenix is close to prove innocence but something happens and he can't put the final evidence
Mia on heaven: "Oh my god, this Judge is dumb? Maya prepare yourself I'm going to possess you"
@@alguidoemblema153 And if neither Maya nor Pearls are around, time to possess Phoenix' ear.
"Phoenix, the evidence always shows the truth. Just believe in your clients' innocence." Mia Fey 20XX
"But usually the killer is just 10 feet away eating popcorn"
Me eating popcorn: uh
0:42 first time I’ve ever seen any anyone ever acknowledge the existence of prof. Layton on TH-cam it was on of the greatest Nintendo games ever too bad they haven’t got a new title in a while
phoenix: AHA THIS EVIDENCE IS GROUND BREAKING
judge:no
enemy: I win!
Phoenix: *has mental breakdown then remembers something*
Phoenix:no
case won
*that's how ace attorney works*
You forgot the 300 testimony changes that the witnesses are apparently allowed to make.
I love it so much bwehhehe.
LITERALLY BABHAH
“Hold on, now! You can’t present this banana- You must present this PHOTO of the Banana!”
This is literally almost every case I’ve done so far and it pissed me off to high-!hell
And yet, somehow, the game is really addictive!
Same
Phoenix Wright: Justice For All, Case 4.....
OBJECTION! *presents photo containing wine glass*
Judge: What is this? This makes no sense. PENALTY
Phoenix: * presents wine glass itself
Game: correct objection!
Phoenix: * proceeds to immediately talk about the picture with the wine glass that I was wrong for presenting as evidence *
( I just beat this game and am a bit bitter )
Est A I literally feel your pain because just about a week ago, I beat AA: JFA
The part I am to this day more bitter about is the part where they first show you the Maya's shirt with the bullet hole in case 2 and the judge asks if there's a problem with the testimony.
I presented the shirt and got a penalty, turns out I had to press a statement so Gumshoe would talk about not seeing the hole and then present the shirt, I was pretty pissed at that xd
I hate how accurate that penalty section is…
“Hmm, yes, that’s the picture of the container from the crime scene, but it’s not the actual container. Think about what you did, Mr Wright!”
*BOOM*
“Also you let the clown talk to much…”
*DOUBLE BOOM AND GUILTY*
0:06
*OBJECTION!*
In game Ace attorney 2 "Banana glove" was for left-handed person, on this frame you can see this is on right hand
After all, I’m American, not *AMERICAN*
*MAX SUGAR*
gun noises
@@yoshidinono8095 *disgruntled face*
Ace Attorney can go from making me think im the smartest, 5head, genius on the planet, to making me feel like such a dumbass. 💀
Want me to make you feel even more dumb?
5head is used as an insult to call someone dumb
(At least from I live.)
@@lojika1majik Usually it just means "has an enormous fucking forehead."
@@demi-femme4821 that’s probably true, but my point still stands
Battler Ushiromiya and Phoenix Wright are definitely distant relatives.
All in the span of a single trial, nonetheless.
This is my new favorite So This Is Basically video. You can tell it was made with a lot of love, and so, so much bitterness.
"Fey is Bae!"
I cant get over how true that statement is
You are here aswell
Literally I grew to love Apollo, but the man is the deus ex machina of backstories
Same
From lawyer with a mysterious power, to a friend of astronauts, to my dad is a terrorist
You are so right, I've been thinking about this for so long and since they hinted the Apollo-Trucy reveal at the end of SoJ he'll probably keep getting backstories...
Mf has more backstories than Maui
I hasten to add the "baby firing a gun" scenario is only barely an exaggeration.
A 14 year-old suspect is *still* suspected of a shooting even though it's acknowledged a gun of that size would have *shattered his shoulder*
The fake witness they drew for that joke isn't far off either.
OH OK THEN
There was some pretty heavy corruption in the handling of that case, what with who was in charge of it and all.
Oh for sure, the insanity of that case was intentional... but *still*
He was also blind
@@trashbutbetter309 It's actually revealed during the trial that he wasn't blind.
The Godot at the end... aw it's so perfect.
"Can you prove that it doesn't make sense?"
Me: *shows evidence*
Game: ACTUALLY That’s not what we were looking for there...even tho it’s CoMpLeTlEy RiGhT
i hate when it tells you that but in reality you had to choose a different piece of evidence even when they both prove the exact same thing
I get so mad when the game forces you down a false lead, you finally figure out what you’re supposed to present. Then the prosecutor combats your objection with the frame of mind you had before looking it up online- I mean, figuring it out
Nananananana, you can’t present the buisinesscard of Luigi because it could be fake, you have to present luigi’s profile because he will confirm it and then show the buisiness card
Exactly, the evidence you present makes sense till you cross examine dee vazquez after that the time and evidence you present in the rest of the cases make 0 sense
Phoenix lost his badge today, press F for respect
On April 19th, 2019 Phoenix Wright had his badge taken away after presenting forged evidence during a trial
It's up to Apollo now. Give it 7 years, guys. He should've adopted Trucy by now, too.
F, we have lost a great man
@@shrekatemyonions I know this is spoilery, but i cannot help but ask: did Wright actually do that? Or was he acused of it?
I haven’t finished the Apollo Justice game yet, but in the first trial it’s somewhat implied that he did because he gives a replicated piece of evidence to Apollo
could be wrong tho
I like coming back to this video every once in a while.
First time I'd watched this a little over a year ago, I don't think I had even finished the first game yet.
I like coming back and seeing which characters I recognize now that I hadn't before.