7 Videogame Vacations That Went Horribly Wrong
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- Skydiving in Far Cry 3, a resort stay in Dead Island, and the tropical getaway in Let's Go Jungle Lost on the Island of Spice: consider, for starters, these videogame vacations from hell that are enough to make you want to stay at home. Also subscribe for a video like this every Thursday, why not?
If you’re keen on a holiday in Southeast Asia, or maybe just plagued by under-seasoned food, you might consider a backpacking trip through the lush rainforest of Let’s Go Jungle’s Island of Spice.
There’s loads here for the discerning tourist: beautiful nature, a warm, temperate climate and some fascinating fauna that has to be seen to be believed.
To paraphrase this game’s preposterous backstory, it turns out that local scientists discovered a special mushroom that causes accelerated biological growth so the jungle could be restored to its former glory after a particularly nasty war.
The upshot is Let’s Go Jungle protagonists Ben and Norah aren’t having the vacation of their dreams - or not unless they habitually eat an entire block of Monterey Jack before bedtime.
Because we all know what "accelerated biological growth" is scientific shorthand for: giant spiders.
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Seriously, no 'Until Dawn' in that list ?
Group of kids, up in the mountain, for good fun. And then, creepy killer clown, crazy flamethrower guy, ghost chase, and ... oh yes, freaking WENDIGOS !
True, winter vacation is still vacation
Maybe people are secretly into that?
Best Horror game I've played in years
When I first saw the video I thought until dawn would've been the first thing.
+UltraWave360 I knew Far Cry 3 and Dead Island would be there. But I was also sure Until Dawn make the list, too !
The himmapan hotel in hitman. It boasts being a 5-star hotel with a beautiful view but it's staff is very rude. some bellhop bumped into me with nary a word of apology and then a waiter ( who, thinking back, kind of looked like the bellhop) grabbed and choked me from behind and when I came to I was naked in a wardrobe. never did get those clothes back.
Did you wake up to find yourself awkwardly laying on top of a waitress? Which was doubly awkward because I'm pretty sure i woke her up by trying to climb off her... badly. I slipped and tried to catch myself… yeah.. no prizes for gentlemanly conduct there.
This comment is genius. I had a really good laugh
Hey, I usually have to pay for that kind of treatment.
Be glad you weren't there the day a load of tools got misplaced.
Or the day bug spray was sprayed in the vents, I still have headaches from that
The only time I’ve actually been camping was genuinely horrific. We kept hearing this gruff, old-smoker-man cough coming from this little close of trees at the back of the field we were in, and of course whoever it was didn’t reply when we shouted over to them. So me and a couple of the others crept over in the dark, waited for the cough, then turned our torches on and aimed it at the cougher... only to have dozens of pairs of eyes reflect the light back to us from the trees.
Turns out sheep sound like humans when they cough. Wish I’d known that before.
I'm so sorry, but as someone who grew up in a rural area, this was hilarious 😆
I think they an also make a noise that sounds disturbingly like a human scream.
That's a way to find out.
@@commanderknight9314 As do peacocks, oddly enough.
@@MySerpentine Interesting.
Terrible video game vacations? How about any innocent people caught in the crossfire of any of the Hitman contracts or James Bond chase sequences? Or even anyone attending the horizon festivals.
Yeah island parties don't scream "legal" patrons
@Agent 47 So it's not you who's responsible for killing hundreds of innocent vacationers at a nightmarket, but Mike?
Man, I feel sorry for the islanders in any Just Cause game. One moment you’re relaxing on the beach, the next a cow with jets stuck to it blows past you and gets sand in your eyes.
@@Ckoz2829 That's a similar reason to why I mentioned the horizon festivals. Imagine crossing the street to the store to grab some lunch, only to get ran over by a 200mph life size hot wheels car.
Sounds more like a list of heroes with outstanding collateral damage reports
'Okay Bailey, as per company policy, you have the option of either two weeks vacation on a war-torn remote island full of man-eating tigers and terrifying exotic diseases from which you may never return, or you spend the two weeks working as normal in your office here in Hackney, your choice.'
'...'
'Bailey?'
'Hold on, I'm thinking...'
List
#1 00:44 - Far Cry 3 (Andy)
#2 03:20 - Persona 4 Golden (Jane)
#3 06:04 - Let's Go Jungle: Lost on the Island of Spice (Mike)
#4 08:10 - Duke Caribbean: Life's a Beach (Andy)
#5 09:55 - Dead Island (Jane)
#6 11:57 - Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars (Mike)
#7 13:33 - Super Mario Sunshine (Andy)
15:49 - Outro (Jane).
Awesome!
I Expect You To Die is a recent-ish VR game where mission control repeatedly promises a first-class vacation, and the best part about the "vacation" is that you can close the window blinds and pretend the tanks outside don't exist so you can go back to eating your doughnuts while the bad guys wait for you to make the first move
7 Characters you were surprised to find out WEREN’T evil.
The Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3
Purple Guy from FnAF 4
SuperButterBoiZ YT No he was evil (as long as you’re talking about the right one that is).
Lord of Cinder.
Crossbreed Priscilla from Dark Souls~ =)
"Does this dirty tissue mean anything to you?"
Me: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in a puzzle game.
"Hm, let me smell it."
Me: ....I stand corrected.
And for those of us with OCD, also the stuff of nightmares.
I'd rather live through Amnesia than smush my face into a mystery dirty tissue 😵
@@Ren95 ocd? U mean germaphobe?
That's a good way to get sick with a cold.
@@johnpettersen9492 OCD often has a germ phobia component. Mine does.
That doesn't even begin to sound like moon logic.
Okay... "The type of comically inept cooks that don't exist in real life" I shouldn't mention the time when I tried to make chocolate and I instead, accidentally, made 1) Ice Cream 2) Icing 3) Cake 4) Cheese 5) Some sort of syrup... but never any chocolate.
That had best of been some top notch mystery food then, Dark Abandon.
I agree with Adam Gray, it could have been a lot worse.
Trust me, my brother is that bad.
H O W
One of my three sisters is also that bad
What about Fallout's Nuka World? A soft drink inspired theme park sounds all fun and games, until you end up in the new SAW movie.
Playing fallout right now! Just taking a lunch break with some oxbox!
Then you take over as the boss of Nuka world...
I think i *SAW* you there last week.
Hey, it's a park with every minimal acceptable safety standard met!
Place was a deathtrap pre war and is even more so post war. From the many skipped safety precautions and nets to the really bad prize costs that rival a Claw Machine when your drunk. Although I guess it could be worse. Oh right Raiders, Mutants Rads, and Ghouls. Well at least all the rides are free now. And Also Free Nuka Cola
7 innocent bystanders in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Alex gaming
I swear they did something like that already, but the title eludes me. Something along those lines, though.
That's easy, the last seven games oxbox played. They seem to have a thing about 'no witnesses' even if the person they are moving down was nowhere near a crime scene.
In final fantasy VII: crisis core Zack has the worst luck when it comes to vacations. In the main story while he hits the beach Cissnei spies on him when suddenly scuba Genesis soldiers attack. Subsequent 'vacation' missions get interrupted by more G soldiers, sea monsters and Dr.Hojo ending with something called the Sea Hulk, and the notice that Zach won't be granted any more vacation days.
When I saw the video I imidiately remembered this scene from Crisis Core. You beat me to it.
Fun fact
First time I went camping there was a small hurricane and when I woke up, my tent was in a tree, my sleeping bag was in a different tree and I was in a puddle, I slept through more that I probably should have
was drinking involved?
@@marhawkman303 nope, I was like, 12 or something
You sure you weren't just knocked out?
@@nightsong81 yep it had been an exhausting day!
I've been a light sleeper ever since though
asa turner
Man. And I thought I was a heavy sleeper.
I just realized that Lara Croft is just an other Far Cry protagonist! She's a murderer who became one with the jungle and stabs tigers!
Nah, the Far Cry protagonists are Lara wannabes.
Mar Hawkman Agreed.
Jaguars are not Tigers. They both are panther. But Tiger go for the neck. Jaguar go for the skull base. That is a big difference.
@@youkofoxy I don't think it's that big when factoring in the whole "big cat currently murderizing you right this instant" thing :P
@@GunlessSnake it does though one has the kindness of killing you right away, the other gives you the luxury to watch him festing on your guts.
I was waiting for a throwback to sims 2 castaway 😂😂😂
Omg I forgot that castaway existed and now I want to go play!
YES.
Jane you forgot the worst part of camping. The bugs, Jane. THE SPIDERS.
I prefer spiders to mosquitos personally. spiders don't bite as often.
And especially the flys
who?
@@Sableagle Spiders have eight legs. -8 points
Isn't it Ellen who is an Arachnophobe?
Sooooo, we won't be getting a video titled "Outside Xbox Goes Camping: And That's How They All Died"?
It'd be great. Andy can enjoy some scary stories, Ellen can meet the local spiders, Luke would wander off looking for pokemon, Mike can burn the woods down, and Jane could live on forever as the local legend no one ever sees twice.
The War Hero background in Mass Effect. It takes place before the game, but Commander Shepard is on Elysium for shore leave when the planet is attacked by slavers and mercenaries and s/he has to hold them off until the rest of the military arrives.
Really the entirety of the Mass Effect series applys here
semarshall3129 Except that for the rest of the series (outside of maybe some DLCs), Shepard is on duty so that doesn't work.
Skyrim.
You're just a simple guy, visiting the northern provinces for the holliday, and next thing you know, you're a revolution leading, dragon eating werewolf, and all the gods want you as their champion.
talk about rest...
No. That's not true. You're making things up
No, the Dragonborn was mistaken for a Stormcloak (rebel), not actually a Stormcloak.
Shouldn't have crossed the boarder illegally for your vacation, rookie move dragonborn lol
Poor Spyro. All he wants to do is go to Dragon Shores, and suddenly he gets swept up and dragged into a dragon-free realm via an inter dimensional portal and can’t actually get to his well deserved vacation until after he defeats Ripto and completes literally everything that all the people in that world can’t do for themselves.
At least he actually gets his vacation in the end, though. Can’t say the same for most of these folks.
Does Alan Wake counts? sure not a tropical setting but still went there to clear his head. so that's sort of a vacation for me.
At least you could enjoy some nordic walking :)
That definitely counts
As an Irishman I can say that getting attacked by a goat is a real threat here.
What about Danganronpa 2? They are kinda on a vacation and are forced to kill each other
The game is too obscure to be featured on a channel like this which is a shame because Danganronpa needs to be played by more people
that is a good point, though! the game makes a point of tricking you into thinking everything is fine (which you don't believe for a second, cause you played danganronpa 1) and the second your protagonist tries to relax, it all hits the fan.
Danganronpa 2 is a gameception, especially at Chiaki's punishment scene
You're on an island and forced to kill each other?
I dont see the problem
Eric Hernandez I was thinking the same thing. Where's Jabberwock Island? (I mostly clicked on this vid hoping they would talk about everyone's favorite killer teddy and my favorite white haired hope enthusiast)
Jane you should have camped with us back in the day. We have a huge tent and sleep on cots with air mattresses. We had a huge lantern and would play cards in the tent at night or when it rained. But I only ever remember cold weather once. I live in Texas, USA, and summer here Never gets cold.
What about Borderlands 2 and the Vault Hunter's vacation in Wam Bam Island? (Son of Crawmerax DLC)
Sun, fun, and having to save your friend from a giant crustaceous monster.
Exactly the one I was thinking of.
@@LuckyLucyHi Well, you do meet them... Just in various forms of corpse.
Zack Fair's vacations in Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII were a total nightmare...for his employers. Everytime some monsters or criminals showed up and Zack had to mercenary them away, Shinra Corp had to do the extra paperwork of sending him to a replacement vacation.
Camp Crystal from Friday the 13th. Nobody said camping would involve getting my head shoved into boiling water.
Or impaled while relaxing with your significant other, or... well it's a long list.
Plus, you have to go to New Jersey. Which is a whole different kind of nightmare.
That's not Friday the 13th, that's Sleepaway Camp! Get your 80s slashers straight.
Well the Friday the 13th game actually specifies that all of Jason's victims in that game are over 18.
Star Ocean 3 starts off as a futuristic vacation on a resort planet where, in an oddly realistic twist, you spend more time playing computer games than enjoying the sun.
Then there's an unprovoked attack by hostile forces, everyone's evacuated... yadayadayada... both the planet and escape ship are destroyed and your life pod lands on generic fantasy world no. 86.
Enix - putting the J in JRPG since 1975.
While not exactly on a vacation, what about Noctis in Final Fantasy XV? The poor guy (along with his friends) is on his way to his wedding in Altissa when the boats have stopped their service to later find his home is destroyed, his father is killed, a magical protective crystal has been stolen, Lunafreya is presumed dead and most likely he's now wanted by the Empire who intend on invading Lucis. On top of that he never even begun his honeymoon, talk about ruining a vacation before it had even started.
I thought of that too when I saw this video!!
Don't forget that their car sometimes runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere. What could be a better way to start a vacation?
@@dindapriska Yep, what a great way to start anything. I did also forgot, now he's also technically the King so all those responsibilities are now dumped on him. And the group are then asked to look for food, frogs and dog tags by the first people they speak to!!! Yeah... I think I'll skip vacation, I've played enough games to know what goes down.
Mass Effect 3 DLC comes to mind as well. Shepherd he a kickass flat for you get some R&R in as long as your clone doesn’t try to kill you.
Yeah you go on shore leave and then you end up fighting your clone.
Totally deserves it for trying to vacation in the middle of the Reaper invasion.
Bulletstorm. That game's set in a Resort, and it's quite literally anarchist heaven.
Mass Effect 3 Citadel Dlc, just trying to enjoy some shore leave before the world ends and suddenly I'm trying to steal my own ship back from my clone with my secretary's tooth brush!
The second half was a pretty good holiday
You (well your Shepard) 9999999999999% deserves it for trying to take a vacation in the middle of a Reaper invasion.
FINALLY! Someone acknowledges Let’s Go Jungle! I love that game! I just wish it was easier to find in arcades! Also, the compatibility screen was actually from the sequel: Let’s Go Island.
Number 1: Wii Sports Resorts.
I would LOVE to learn how the Wii-fit instructor developed the strength to be able to fight Donkey Kong! Sounds worth the risks. :)
Look up bald pokemon(its the channel) wii sports resort 2
That's not such as bad game.
+Sol Anima Network, That vacation is less of an Hell, more of an alternate Earth.
Sol Anima Network XD
Number two; Until Dawn
Jane, I thought you WERE the Blair witch. How could I be so wrong?
Blair witch is a lesser evil.
Blair Witch wasn't real, it was Mike and Josh that killed Hannah.
😂😂😂
I think the most violent busman's holiday is Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise where you the player control Naughty Bear in order to murder a load of Teddy Bears
It always rain when you go camping? You live in Great Britain, it always rain, period.
Could you do a video about characters slowing walk to their destination despite how dire the situation was. I’m doing a side quest in mankind divided where I was investigating a possible copycat serial killing. However when Adam Jensen gets a cry for help from another possible victim the loading screen shows him calmly strolling down the subway track while looking at his hands. I know the trains aren’t in service but I didn’t get leg upgrades for nothing.
Angel Barrera
In the new Spider-Man, when a super villain is wreaking havoc and you use the subway to fast travel, it shows Spider-Man playing with his phone on the train, lol.
Pretty sure Jane is the one preventing vacations
The video mines dont dig themselves mate.
No. Only YOU 👆 Can Prevent Vacations.
Fallout 4: Nuka World. Let's go to this cool Amusement Park that survived the bombings! Oh wait... Nuka Town is swarming with Raiders, the Safari Zone is full of deathclaw/alligator hybrids, the robots in the Galactic Zone are combat prepped and hostile, Dry Rock Gulch is full of tunnelers from 'Tremors', Kiddy Kingdom is a radioactive, ghoul infested nightmare and the 'World of Refreshment' is now home to Mirelurks that have infused with Nuka Cola Quantum. Hardly a 5/5 on Trip Advisor...
What about costa del sol from crisis core: final fantasy VII?
The protagonist Zack get's time off there atleast 6 times and every time he gets attacked by monsters
I would have thought a weekend in the Mountains a la Until Dawn might be a nice vacation. You know, where every single horror trope is out to get you, and then some?
Or how about a nice fishing holiday like the start of Time Crisis 3? About twenty seconds fishing before you are sent guns blazing into combat?
A cruise might be nice. A cruise on the S.S Anne in Pokemon Blue/Red/Yellow(?) where every person you come across challenges you to a Pokemon battle in what seems like a massive free-for-all Pokemon brawl.
One of my all time favorite games, star ocean: till the end of time, has you start out on a vacation planet, only to be forced to flee to a whole other planet due to a terrorist attack.
7 Video Games That Really Need The Rail Shooter Treatment.
In Until dawn they managed to fit in 2 horrible holidays. Most of them didn't make it to the end of the 2nd for me tho...
Silent Hill is a good example. Novelist and his young daughter are just visiting a town for a quiet getaway, ends up in a living nightmare where the fabric of reality is slowly crumbling away as monstrous animals and bugs begin appearing, all while the sky is either foggier than a morning after a heavy thunderstorm, or darker than the deepest ocean floors.
Steambot Chronicles could also count, since the main character was basically visiting the game's location for a little R&R, only to end up having the ship he's on get blown up, winding up with amnesia, and targeted by numerous thugs and evil organization because they didn't bother to ID check the guy they were really after.
I'm so happy you mentioned Let's Go Jungle! It's my favorite arcade game of all time!
Andy, that license covers _both_ bropeller and brotorcraft .
Bioshock. A nice plane ride to visit family turns into trip to underwater city filled with broken buildings, addictive citizens & overprotective murderbots, all while Atlas keeps whispering demands into your ear.
I was rewatching your play through of Red Dead Redemption's Stranger missions. This got me thinking that a video of NPCs who you are given a mission to help out, but despite your honest attempts to aid them. They fall into depression or squalor or in the most serious cases die, despite your character doing the best they could to aid them.
IE: Sam Odessa from the California side mission in RDR.
Thank you for the wonderful channel and the hours of entertainment you give to all your subscribers. God Bless you all. 😁
I generally bribe the bears with salmon to help me set up my camp site, sure some times they try and kill me, but once you kill on or two in front of the others they tend to fall in line, as an added bonus they're nice to have around on particularly cold nights, just don't forget to have them in a headlock when you go to sleep.
My bears have unionized - now every 10th fish must be a carp, sturgeon, or other large fish with a weight not less than 20 pounds, and they must be given at least one 30-minute break every 4 hours.
The summer camp from Psychonauts. Kids trucked into attending a Psychonaut training camp under the guise of a summer camp. Oh and there's the psychic animals that can set you on fire. Andvthr evil camp counselor who wants your brain to make psychic war weapons
That's more of a unconventional school than a vacation.
I don’t even have to watch it but I know Dead island and far cry 3 are on this list
That water explanation 😂😂😂 the chemistry with these guys is so awesome! 😍
Great video keep up the good work
I have a suggestion for a video: X Achievements That Actually Do Something.
PGR 4's Buy an achievement, erm, achievement
Badass achievements from Borderlands were the first thing to come to mind when I read your comment
In Champions Online the game gives achievements for a wide variety of things. Some of them give you stuff. One in particular is the kill 1000 of X enemy group perks. These give you accessories for character customization.
Wait, Jane got killed by the Blair Witch? I thought she WAS the Blair Witch. Maybe it is safe to go camping again...
Haha great video guys!
Evil Genius. You just want to relax in an island resort; but then you go out to work on your tan and nearly walk into an open shoot out. You try to find cover only to find yourself if a metal hallway full of death traps
2/5; don't go unless someone else is paying for it
You know it's a good video, when you see Jane at the intro.
Personally, I wouldn't want to be Yu Narukami in the Persona 4 Arena series. He heads off to see his friends during golden week and the next thing he knows, he ends up in TWO fighting tournaments that decide the fate of the world.
That would also count as a vacation too, wouldn't it?
What's worse? Facing (one of) the P4 antagonist(s) or Mystery Food X?
Maybe just lump in all of the Personas together whenever you have to travel anywhere. P3 Kyoto trip anyone?
(Or DAN for people like me with no coordination)
After doing everything else possible in the game Mass Effect 3, Shepard finally takes her/his shore leave before going to the illusive man’s base (do want Miranda at the party after all).
Going out to a delicious dinner with Joker, Shepard ends up falling through the fish tank. No Medi-gel, low ammo and quite a walk through hostile enemies before finally finding a companion (your love interest if she/he’s a squad member, Samantha’s not) to help. You also get help from Wrex, if you didn’t kill him on Virmire or the Citadel (if you sabotage the cure) 🤣. And that’s just the first mission of shore leave
The ox box team is one of the best channels on TH-cam, we need more people like you 😀
Every time a rich person goes on vacation in the sleepy Italian fishing community of Sapienza, they die in a bizarre and mysterious accident. What’s worse, there’s always some bald bloke cackling manically to himself five feet away while changing outfits every few minutes. You’d think the Italian tourism industry would’ve collapsed by now from all the workplace health & safety lawsuits and general rudeness.
Star Ocean 3's first scene. Perfect vacation spot, cute girlfriend, deadly alien invasion...
OXBOX will always be a highlight of my childhood. I could watch these videos for hours on end.
Yeah, mario has always had a weak spot for seafood. He’s banned in several sushi restaurants
We could always go caravaning. LOL !
I see Persona 4, i approved this
The beginning of Super Mario Sunshine legit enraged me back when it first came out.
I love that game but the set-up for it still makes my eyes bleed.
I knew Far Cry was gonna be on here. Oh my gosh! I used to play that Let's Go Jungle game all the time at the arcade when I was a kid! Nostalgia.
far harbour. massive pools of rads. raiders and synths everywhere
If I recall that was less going on vacation and more helping your synth friend Nick on a detective job.
@@axletensa8051 still the worst road trip ever.
How about Alan Wake's get away to Bright Falls, of course it's your arrival that awakens the evil under the town.. and I bet the weather back home is better too.. *eyeroll*
At least you could enjoy some nordic walking :)
Interesting fact:
Vaas was actually just a holiday maker who happened to be staying on a beach-side cabin next to 'Bro's 'R Us'. Between the constant fist bumps and endless ''duuudes'' the general douchiness made him snap...That is when he discovered the true definition of insanity.
Bonus fact:
He gave Rook Island 4* on TripAdvisor.
I have vaguely fond memories of camping as a kid, but my desire to go out into the woods and sleep in a tent with insects battering at the canvas has gone down quite a lot as I've gotten older, I must admit. Then again, most of these games are all about the dangers of tropical paradises. . .nobody tell me if they've made a horror game about Hershey Park yet. I liked that trip.
I assume Ellen will never watch this list because of the giant spiders shown? How will she learn not to go on holiday?!
Im calling it now!!
Evil Luke will replace Tall Ellen for the next show of the weekend
A staycation watching Outside Xbox already sounds better than every holiday I've ever been on. And I went to Disneyland when I was a kid and didn't have to pay for it myself.
How about "Top levels you didn't want to beat because they were too fun." Like if the music was great, or the level itself was really fun, etc.
What do you mean camping is awful?! Camping is the freakin' best!
No thanks. Between wolves, bears, mountain lions, big foot and poisonous snakes, no thanks. Also, I live near an Indian bural ground so going outside at night can be freaky.
I am on vacation in North Carolina.....
It’s okay-I live in south Virginia
Lets Go Jungle was my jam! Used to play it all the time in the Bob Walther's!
You has clearly never gone camping the right way I could live for months in a tent with my family’s setup 😂
Well this is it guys, clearly with Janes incredible advertisement idea the channel will soon be overrun with sponsers
Suprised the original Silent Hill didn't make this list...
Bad vacations : Peach's vacation in "Super Star Saga", Peach's vacation in "Paper Mario Thousand Year Door", Peach's vacation in "Dream Team", Basically any vacation Peach plans!!
I've recently began watching the videos on this channel....a lot 😂
What about that one time those people went to that place and some bad things happened in that one game
It didn't make the list 😕
but that one scene is awesome
@@dekkuboboo8486 I like the other scene better.
that scene was the best
Just so you know....
Kanji is best girl.
I saw Jane ranting about camping, but all I heard was Prudence, deep in the woods with her party, complaining about the forest and lamenting that she couldn't just eldritch blast the marauding raccoons away from the party's supplies, because it's "wrong", or whatever.
I always expect clowns to try to bomb me when I'm in Paris. The mimes are dodgy too. And what is wrong with that shop owner? "Hi stranger can I smell that rag you got there? Yup chloroform."
I GET IT YOU DON’T LIKE CAMPING!
I'd like camping if it has electricity and internet.
FF15? Well, that did start out as a road trip to Noctis's wedding and turned into save the world mission.
Another game that came to mind is spyro 2. He tries to go on vacation, but then gets brought to a new world where an evil dinosaur wizard (I guess) is taking over it.
8:13,Duke sings like a BADASS angel,don't you agreed?
If you believe that cooking so bad it requires a courage stat check is impossible then clearly you didn't have the kind of housemates I did at university. After trying to teach one of them how to fry an egg we ended up having to throw away the pan.
Jane, camping is the most comfortable holiday for me because I adequately prepare and bring a trailer tent
What about any holidays taking place in Paris, Sapienza, Marrakesh etc? The best case scenario there is ending up choked out and naked in a cupboard somewhere.
How about this? You're on a holiday with your family on a distant planet where you're playing tennis. All of a sudden you feel the need to show off, and break a hole in the sky, creating a black hole that sucks in everything but the Earth and Sun. (But you remake the Sun anyway, because it's about time for a new one anyways.) Beautiful Katamari, anyone?
oh, right, I forgot how much Jane _loves_ being in the open air! :P
*starts thinking back to the video (rdr iirc) with trekking talks*