The Peasant
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 พ.ย. 2013
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Intro voice done by the magnificent Ods steamcommunity.com/id/Ods25/
And peasant voice done by Anonymous (same guy who did Giantdad voice)
Due to IRL things I will be uploading even less frequently than before, i'll sort things out as fast as I can. - เกม
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
MysticTable THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YE' SHOLDAS
AWAY WITH YOU VILE BEGGAR
+Preston Stout Garvey you mean there's another farm in trouble that needs help?
MysticTable IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
Finally we have a good non-biased video about the working class.
I don't know why but all you cake-eaters seem to have negative views towards my kind.
As if you can even eat without crops. I bet you people don't even know when is the right time to harvest when there are ripe crops right in front of you.
As if you can eat without crops.
LMFAO
Shut the fuck up and work if you don't want me to just let the other King attack you
What was the peasant doing in the archives. He can't even read!
you win the Internet sir.
Perchance he was seeking his masters?
He uses the books as fertilizer
can't even read w/o crops....literacy, swerve
He was studying arcane farming :3
That one fancy-pants was using magic instead of tending his crops.. He doesn't even know.. LMAO Can't eat w/o his crops.
Even almost a decade later in 2022 this is some next level shit-posting
Also, Peasant clothing in DkS2. HE SHALL GROOM MORE CROPS!
CROPOLLO 18 DETECTED!
M´lord, you´re too kind !
Dragos Udrea Out of the way Fucking Noblemen! When I'm don I'll pull thr cart 2!
NightxofxDarkrai No matter how many times I hear this, it still cracks me up !
The description: This armor belonged to a powerful warrior farmer, whose quest was to groom his crop with the blood of Nobles.
Giant dad vs peasant
Bass cannon vs Crops
Mr Madness Oh my 'lanta...
Giant Dad vs Peasant vs Skeleton Man.
albinomonkey27 Fuckin casual.
but they're the same person! D:
The Peasant got fed up with all the sh!t in his life and he became Giant Dad!
Nuclear Lunch, cropollo 18.
i cant... i just cant...
"Can't even eat without crops." (Along with every other quote of the Legendary Peasant.) Best line ever, IGN rates 420/69, would peasant again.
my opinion, this is onlyafro's second best video. The first being Giantdad, which started a meme all its own.
I can't even.
Epic, simply epic
The "Cropollo 18" part makes me burst into hysterical laughter every time.
Dark Souls 2 needs a Peasant class in it.
*console players
Holy shit it's him
I think it's time to
RAKE
the benifits
not .hitler continue that ill have to call the CROPS
the peasant never dies?
the peasant can die... but good luck not spawning 2 more killer peasants from the corpse
If someone were to ask what I just saw, I really wouldn't be able to answer.
When I'm done with you I'm going to groom those fucking crops!
I just send the videos to my friends and let them see with their own eyes ...
Mon visage when noblemen cannot even reap wheat.
Bar maidens commencing jubilation.jpg
dost thou even hoist?
i do'st
peasant/10
peasant>10
Mercenary Mark peasant>>>>>>nobleman/10
*****
I can appreciate that
Solaris Dark peasant is over 9000
Peasant set confirmed in DS2
what game is this?
al bunny dark souls
#ConsolePeasantRace
You win this time
I did something before where i would invade in the forest, give the host a whip then i would go hit the boulders with the pickaxe and give him titanite shard, was so fuckin fun.
uh...
TheBirdsDen Hey it was pretty late at night dont judge, ;_;
You were the uke to his seme?
idonthave1111 i c wat u did ther
XIANXIES TOP HAT
I call BS.
The Peasant doesn't need to mine for metal.
He IS metal.
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?
1:52 u got back up and pwned them
Still the most underrated gaming shitpost on TH-cam
Damn I saw this video so many times and just now I realised there is "nuclear LUNCH detected,instead of "launch" :D
It's ALMOST harvest season!
Let's see how poor you are after I've taken everything you have.
away with you vile beggar!
Cant even eat w/o crops
bet it's too late for those noblemen to cropollogise..
Peasants are enemies in DSII
When I first played monster girl quest the music was the first thing I recognized and I was like ''NO FUCKING WAY'' and I went back to this video to confirm it was the music. You sir....I'm on to you.
***** A hentai visual novel
Newdles Rwarm I'm glad I wasn't the only one noticing that! Our little uploader here has a secret fetish for Monster Girls :-D
WorldofBlub It's supposed to be a secret?
+Newdles Rwarm the fuck was i watching thanks to you? seen the harem ending. weird shit happened. i came....
***** You came, I came, We all came.
Fought and beat someone as the Peasant in DkS2 pvp. "Gud Seson 4 Crops"
Just another one of Afro's peasants out for their harvest of souls.
The redder the phantom, the riper it gets.
This brings back some memories.
Still inspiring even over half a decade
Just when I thought it couldn't get any better...it did.
OnlyAfro, the only channel where you can consistently go to get videos that make you go WTF, but then still come back for more
Watch some sickanimation, then come back and say that.
ProvidenceKing
not to mention rubberfruit. 'cept he's been kinda ded on the uploads lately.
"gud seson 4 crops"
Blade696 bet u didn even kno dat
The harvest is coming.
When ever I cut dawn a wounding noblemen in Elden ring I mutter quotes from this video.
more mgq music
I-I'm gonna need you to stop identifying that. It's embarassing
***** You shalt stay being embarrassed then.
***** A-AFRO-SENPAI REPLIED TO MY COMMENT
I-it's not, like, I like MGQ or anything. baka.
***** THERE'S NO ESCAPE
***** Just recently played all parts of MGQ... I like losing... Especially to Granberria... And Remi...
Dat fucking giant dad voice~
Hey, could you tell me the name of the character in your avatar?
Knight Artorias There's only a single image of her on the entirety of the internet because apparently it's an originalcharacterdonotstealkindathing that came to be due to spontaneity. I can link you to the guy's pixiv gallery though. Warning: Intensely huge ladies ahead. www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=37455861
***** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dammit Afro, now the peasants are reking me in DkS2.
Someone's played an eroge game~
***** Monster Girl Quest
@@TheSeth256
♫THERE GOES MY HEEERROOO!♫
name of the dubstep song is "Cyberoptics - Sabotage" it gets good around 1 minute in
"Nuclear Lunch Detected,"
That's it, I'm gonna have to subscribe now XD
xDDDD
fucking LOL
Cropollo 18 still cracks me up even if I just think about it, all these years later
"NUCLEAR LUNCH DETECTED" i couldn't handle it
p-please groom the f**k out of my crops Afro-sama!!
peasant is pleasant :)
Would like to see a remade version of this.
10/10 would harvest
icantevenfuckingaebraethe HAHAHAHAHAHH
"You're pretty good."
metal song is "the fire and the fury" by firewind
My liege!
"I know how sensitive your nobleman hands are lmao"
"Fucking omg"
(ツ)
never has anyone pwned as hard as this damned Peasant
Cropollo 18 got me.
"Can't even eat w/o crops." I lost it xD
Why are people talking about pheasants and pesants?
I'm not sure about you, but my horse only fucks peasants.
Kail Yuan It's probably because, for some odd reason, you live in bird society.
I'm sure your hands are pretty soft, so don't hurt yourself while responding to this.
Psh.... Nobles....
Misaka Mikoto PEASANT SHITS ON PUNY LV5 ESPER!!ONE!
Sayaka Miki SAYAKA WHY????????????????
''OUT OF THE WAY YOU NOBLEMEN *CROPS* PEASANT COMING THROUGH''
And
''GUD SESON 4 CROPS , BET U DIDN EVN KNO THAT''
These parts had me ding.
Your greatest creation, Afro.
The GiantDad really has nothing on the Peasant.
Cropollo 18...
I'm done.
I'm fucking done.
10/10 love your videos.
Darksouls + dubstep may be the funniest thing i've seen this year.
THE PEASANT NEVER DIES
THIS is what we have been missing, Only. MOAR PLZ
This is your best video right after "HE'S BACK!"
a new legend rises
I think you are the best there is at dubstep drop editing.
absolutely love the videos with the giant dad voice
Noblemen still swerving on 2024
Indeed my fellow
PEASANT'S PEASANT'S PEASANT'S
BECOME STOPPABLE
And so a new legend is born...
Giant Dad will always be the original.
Adam Di Novo Thank you... *sheds a single tear* You always know what to say man.
11/10 ending though couldn't have dreamed better
ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
THE PHEASANT NEVER DIES
THE PEASANT USUALLY DIES
It's almost harvesting season!
DEAR GOD. simply gold....
"...And instead, continues to do the job he does so well at."
say what
Those one liners were the best! Very well done (favorited)
Is this the new Giantdad? Perfect!
oh gawd, Afro, that is just PERFECT! a seemingly innocent build that wrecks faces!
Pig milking,a very hard job.
its been too long since i saw afro's masterpiece like this
NO RINGS
WUT R U NOBEL MEN?
"This is the peasant, he owns a console"
He's back...in sackcloth.
The peasant never dyes, he can't afford it.
"It's like Skyrim with crops!"
Wheat/10 -Machinima
This is my favorite one.
DO YOU EVEN HARVEST?
what an absolute classic
im ripping this video and putting it in a pendrive and wearing that on my neck
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..Im looking forward to playing DS2 but i'm even more looking forward to u making video's like this.
Oh my gawd, the Starcraft Brood War Nuke message :O
Fucking amazing!
Too much rebelling against the superior classes
Not enough muck raking
3/10
This was the Archives, not Blighttown
This is beautiful
I though I felt a legend moment coming
Giantdad: Humble Beginnings
Farm all week, fuck shit up on the day of our lord.
haha the firewind song sealed the deal for this vid!
CASULS...CASULS EVERYWHERE
9 years later still peak