Anon Tries Yoga, Instantly Regrets It

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  • @richardjreidii
    @richardjreidii 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

    Funny, yoga story :
    After 15 years of being a very sedentary job, my friends convinced me to get back into the martial arts.
    Find a local dojo.
    The instructor is Vietnamese, 60 something.
    I’m not expecting much. Was involved for a decade when I was a young man know how this goes.
    First 10 minutes are some very light stretching and breathing exercises. Next 20 are basic forms.
    Then comes a surprise. Last half hour is basically yoga.
    Until this point, the instructor is very impressed with me. Had noticed previous training.
    Takes umbrage at my poor flexibility. Singles me out, and proceeds to correct my posture and help me stretch.
    Instructor is very encouraging as I grip my teeth.
    With his help, I am able to stretch in ways I don’t think I have in years.
    Class finishes, I gear up get on my motorcycle and ride home. Feeling a little sore.
    Wake up the next morning. I can’t move. Everything hurts. Manage to claw some ibuprofen off the nightstand.
    An hour later, I’m able to crawl to the shower where I soak under the hot water.
    Feeling like my body has utterly betrayed me.
    Pretty sure my body feels the same way about me.
    Call into work for the first time in four years because there’s no way I can ride.
    Spend the entire day rotating heating pads from joint to joint.
    Have to get a ride into work the next day still not gonna be able to ride my bike.
    Day three feeling mostly human again go back to the dojo.
    Tell the instructor what happened.
    Instructor smiles at me. "Now that your body has loosened it can begin to move again."
    Has me go through the yoga routine again?
    I can stretch so much further and it doesn’t hurt.
    Crazy old man was right

    • @ragingthunder3299
      @ragingthunder3299 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      More entertaining than the vid. Thanks

    • @nikolaslee5352
      @nikolaslee5352 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Really hope this is real lol.

  • @dgurevich1
    @dgurevich1 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    The only yoga related thing I know is gta V mission fail text “Michael did not reach enlightenment”

  • @rogaldorn9178
    @rogaldorn9178 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    Fake: Anon has gf
    Gay: He's doing yoga

    • @joerider485
      @joerider485 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Was looking for this comment

  • @BassGoesBoom1
    @BassGoesBoom1 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    i did yoga for a couple years, sure it's 90% women there, just means its a good place to meet women.They don't care that a guy is there, from my experience.

    • @carlelal
      @carlelal 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      That also sounded like it was good for self esteem

    • @allesinallem7
      @allesinallem7 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Yeah, i go to yoga aswell. And yoga is for yourself, its not the point of seeing who can do it best, its to make the connection to your body better. But most people just laugh about it without having it done once.
      And also if you are "bad" like the guy in the video apperently, just stick at it, you'll get better.

  • @xdgamingz6960
    @xdgamingz6960 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    It's fake. How does Anon have a GF??

    • @dragonboy8914
      @dragonboy8914 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I bet you don't have a gf as well

    • @Jungleali
      @Jungleali 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Some people do have gf yk.... just rare that its someone on 4Chan

    • @jessegraves6642
      @jessegraves6642 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Linda is his girlfriend.

    • @MGame0042
      @MGame0042 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I've learned recently from another 4Chan TH-camr that everyone on 4Chan is both a guy and a raging homosexual. The 'raging' part was specified too. Not sure the difference between normal and raging homosexuality but there you go. Anyway, because of this info, this story is indeed fake because of the gf.

  • @ronik809
    @ronik809 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    i like how i think the GF was kind of like 'this was a mistake' by the end of that session too

    • @Jim-Bagel
      @Jim-Bagel 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      She wouldn’t have handed out his number if she thought so

  • @PulseTriangle
    @PulseTriangle 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Namaste outta this!

  • @Frosty8111
    @Frosty8111 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    fake: women are interested in anon
    gay: yoga.

  • @yugimumoto1
    @yugimumoto1 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I was expecting OP to just hate how yoga feels to do cause I've done it and I'd rather run on a treadmill than do that again

  • @alperkaanbilir1776
    @alperkaanbilir1776 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I don't know what skinny fat means.

    • @MrGreenAKAguci00
      @MrGreenAKAguci00 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Skinny legs and arms but with a fat belly.

    • @karolklimek1470
      @karolklimek1470 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      It means you have more fat but it isnt so roundy at stomach area so harder to see in clothes but when you lose those it's easy to see you are not lean.

    • @Vantlash56
      @Vantlash56 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      it basically means you don't have any muscles and you are a bit fat at the same time

    • @johnhein2539
      @johnhein2539 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Where you have zero muscle, just a layer of fat but wouldn't be called fat or strong. Women call this "soft." For that is the softest looking man. No one's expecting you to lift anything heavy.

    • @Matheus-vh4nt
      @Matheus-vh4nt 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No muscles, skinny arms and legs but you have floppy belly that makes you look like an alien

  • @SHOUT_OUT_TO_GOHAN
    @SHOUT_OUT_TO_GOHAN 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Namaste away from me, am i right? 😏

  • @furrycircuitry2378
    @furrycircuitry2378 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Did yoga once, an intermediate course, i was pretty fit benching alot of wright and all that, but man yoga kicked my ass and then some i was in pain! I remeber the thread the needle pose and thimkimg how this will be the end of me all the while old ladies are dicking around doing it like its their job! I was shocked and vowed to myslef to start working on my flexibility!! I couldnt let a old person beat me i thought