When the U.S. fired on Guam, the Spanish governor thought the U.S. Navy was saluting the Spanish flag. He did not even know the U.S. was at war with Spain until he was made a prisoner of the U.S.A. Despite the USS Charleston firing 13 shells at Guam's fortifications, no one was killed or injured, with all 54 Spanish surrendering peacefully to U.S. troops.
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." -John Steinbeck "If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly." -David Hackworth The Russian invasion of Ukraine should not have been a fair fight, but Russia's tactics sucked and didn't plan properly, so here we are.
Or the 80+ billion dollars of aid and weapons the US sent them had something to do with grinding the male population of Ukraine into the dirt. Just so the powers at be can have an easier time being corrupted, who's gunna stop them now? Grandpa?
They fought unfairly (the T-54s everyone mocked them for bringing out of storage were used as suicide tanks) too but they had other issues namely the weather became their enemy since they invaded in the mud season and they are using tanks in urban engagements which is the Achilles heel of any tank.
@@emberfist8347and they still use human waves to overwhelm positions, one of the least effective tactics in a modern environement where you WILL be anihilated if you are out of cover for too long and not moving fast enough, which is not hard when you are pinned down by defenders.
I believe the British "casualty" from the Anglo-Zanzibar War was a crew member on one of the ships accidentally dropping a shell on his foot Edit: I want to come back to this comment and quickly further state the the man lived.
@@RyariosMakes me think of that episode of McHale’s Navy where one of the crew got a Purple Heart for a shrapnel cut on his finger when a Japanese sub torpedoed the laundry barrel being dragged behind their PT boat.
@@Ryarios Honestly, I think his accident enhanced it; 'no casualties' implies they're being loose with the truth, 'one casualty' that upon further inspection was a minor accident implies that they really had to lower the bar to get anything worth reporting.
As a Filipino fan of the channel, the Spanish-American War is one of my favorite wars because of the Battle of Manila Bay as mentioned. I know the Americans were victorious because of their superior fleet, but I prefer the ships of the Spanish fleet. Though all of them are old, they're so interesting to know what ships that the Philippines' first colonizer had anchored at Manila Bay.
Filipino is like the biggest ho of Asia, getting f-ed by just about any nations, not to mention it is named after their colonizer - King Philip of Spain.
@@RachiuwuI spotted a plushie in Africa one time the whole village it was spotted in was glassed these plush filled mongrels know no bounds to their cruelty 😂
Colin Powell said in an interview on a Gulf War documentary something like "There's no such thing as a fair war, I'm a soldier, not a boxer" He's right, even when you go with overwhelming firepower it's not a guarantee of victory. The other side can put an unexpected fight, you never know
@@mrsecuroserv8292 I wouldn't say the war against North Vietnam was unbalanced, they had a professional army and air force that proved to be a match to the US, although most of the battles (if not all) were won by the US. A marine in a Frontline episode called "The Bloods of Nam" from 1986 said that facing the NVA sometimes were like facing another marine platoon, the used the same tactics, hand signs to communicate etc. The thing about Vietnam was just the fact that it was a war that drowned US money and blood for too long, same thing with those wars like the Soviet Afghan war, Chechnya,the Afghan war after 2011 etc
@@isaacdepaula2103Their air force certainly didn't match the United States. The US dominated the sky while most of the North's pilots were rookies being trained on Soviet planes. It was a large reason why the US won most ground battles
@@isaacdepaula2103matched us Air Force? It’s hard to express how incorrect this is. The US had OVERWHELMING air superiority. But engaging MiGs for the sake of such as the Korean War wasn’t the purpose. The objective was to preserve strike flights, that’s it. Also the idea something was Drained (I think you meant) I’m not even sure what this means but it had little to do with money. All war is money but that’s not why. It was the style of fighting. It wasn’t a “fair” fight in terms of overall strength but odds were evened by the oppositions tactics reducing numerical advantages to Nil. You cite things like the Afghan war again absolutely nothing to do with Money - this was overall objectives issue (nation building) plus opposition strategy again. Sprawling terrain to hide and spread out forces in difficult terrain is tough to habitually fight with prototypical munitions and matériel.
You forgot one even more unfair than Ethiopia, Fascist Italy invasion of Albania, coward king zog flew the country and army disbanded and it was a huge italian army vs some guerilla who died fighting.
And YOU forgot to mention that there was enormous collaboration by the Albanians, who were happier under fascist occupation that probably any other country in Europe.
@@sleepyherbs6303 The war crimes committed in Abyssinia were absolutely real, including gassing of civilian villages and a general massacre on the streets of Addis Ababa in revenge for an attempt on Graziani's life. But the lack of international support for the Abbyssinians is their own fault : they committed appalling mutilations of Italian prisoners.
3:00 the engagement was of course more than 38 minutes long . That was when threats were acted on. However taking over and occupying is an act of war. This is why I would say the football or 100 hours war is the best example as it’s got more casualties so there was actually an engagement but also proper declarations of war from opposing governments
From Wikipedia: “Glasgow was used by Sultan Bargash of Zanzibar as the model for his royal yacht HHS Glasgow, Bargash having been impressed by the ship when she visited Zanzibar in 1873.[4]”
Wouldn't be the first time. The Israeli Air Force did the same to the combined air forces of Egypt, Jordan and Syria on the ground during the Six Day War.
About Operation Urgent Fury, one of my friends who was a former CH-53 pilot was a part of the campaign. He even sent me a photo of a CH-46 lifting from the assault ship based near the island.
A very gay internet meme that gets gayer details added with each retelling. REALITY - they slaughtered half the emu plague, then stopped due to a dispute over who was funding it all.
I'm surprised the Rhodesian conflict didn't come up (although I realize it's controversial). But having the Rhodesians highly trained and equipped by comparison made them battlefield victorious again and again while ultimately losing the war. Although I guess that disqualifies them from it being one-sided since they ultimately lost (although on the battlefield it was one-sided).
Rhodesia was the bread basket of Africa and the Rhodesian SAS were one of the best special forces units that ever existed. Look at what has happened to that once great country since independence 😢
I'd include the hilariously one-sided British invasion of Ethiopia in 1868. An insane ruler started kidnapping priests and diplomats. Britian sailed in a rescue force of 20,000 British and Indian troops with 40,000 horses and elephants - Marched across a mountainous desert, won over the locals, annialated the Emperor's army, rescued the hostages, and then went home again. It would be amazing logistics now, but in the 1860s it was next level.
@@christianZaal yea. I’ll ask again. Whats so hilarious. What’s hilarious about a one sided genocide that didn’t need to happen once so ever are you British? If so that would make some sense
No the British themselves said the reason they won was because of a rogue collaborator who wanted to become a king ethiopia back then had multiple Kings and Britain only won 1 of them even if he was considered king of ethiopia the true land under him consisted 10000 people while other regional wars in ethiopia at the time consists of 50000 people at least Plus the British wasted nearly a billion dollars in estimates to take down a person who was king only by title and was in fact weaker than regional kings
Wait. im sure iraq didnt have T-80s. But would have used T-55s and T 60s. Having T-80s and 70s would surely mean thatbtheir tanks would have been rather new.
@@OscarDirlwood According to reports by the Iraqi military and the US military after they invaded Iraq in 2003 to mostly remove Sudden from power? Iraq didn't have any Soviet T-80 Main Battle Tanks. But China did sold them lots of Type 59 and Type 69 Main Battle Tanks. They also did have other Russian aka Soviet tanks but none of them were T-80.
Mock battle with real casualties. As a Filipino, I don't buy it. Imagine if you're one of the families of a Spanish soldier that got themselves killed by the Americans...
That is the brutal natures of all wars throughout the history in all honesty. People gotta do whatever it takes to survive, gain personal glory, supporting their countries and many other reasons for selfish causes. Unfortunately in today's history, many politicians do not learn the lessons of the past and somehow to choose to repeat or makes the same mistakes as other notorious figures like i.e Hitler, Stalin, Mao. So unfortunately, we come to a conclusion that history will rhythm itself again.
In terms of Iraqi missiles bound for Israel being taken out that was also Australian SAS soldiers driving around in 4WDs taking out those installations. Not just yanks.
That was more of a fair fight. Ethopia avoided colonization before that for a reason despite the innovations that allowed the rest of Africa to be carved by Europe and Liberia like a Thanksgiving Turkey.
Idk how true it is, especially since it wasn’t said in the video, but always heard a story about the only American tank casualty in desert storm/saber was an accidental friendly fire that over-penetrated through an Iraqi tank and hit a fellow American one
That story is partially true. Some of the Americans were knocked out by friendly fire and so were the Bradleys (which thanks to the Pentagon Wars got an unfair reputation as a death trap on tracks) I think there were more than though as a few tanks were disabled and I remember another story that some Abrams had to shoot around another disabled Abrams so it could be recovered.
this should be renamed to most unEVEN wars.. unfair wars are something completely different. I was confused and interpreted it as weakest casus belly wars
My dad was one of the US soldiers deployed to the conflict in Grenada! He told me that his unit was sent in after the airport was taken to hold the airport.
Khalid bin Barghash: I will put an end to the tyrannical British rule of this nation! The people: Yeah! Barghash: I will bring Zanzibar liberty! The people: Wooo! Barghash: So I can reinstate slavery and rule over my kingdom with an iron fist! The people: ...Wait what? Barghash: **Flees the palace while telling his loyalists to never surrender. Leaving them to die in the bombardment.**
Technology is a sob if this was 1970 USA military in this situation it would have been a different story. More of a conventional battle. But the USA defense budget with research made it un winnable bc Iraq was using outdated weapons with no actual defense research of their own. I mean it's quite impressive how advanced the USA was in the 1990s. I remember a documentary where a tanker on the USA side "It wasn't even fair, we could fight at night or sand storm and our sights made it look like it was daytime, we could see if a solider farted from 2 km out and they could see us until we were 50 meters in front of them."
I mean Germany had allies, Iraq had not allies in War. If it was not for America, Iraq was powerful enough to conquer countries arround it with ease like Saudia for example. Plus the Coalition was largest since WW2, if they made that big of a Coalition they obviously knew Iraq was powerful Country military wise economically. But the other guy is right 70s american military and iraqi military have a lot in common they look similar. the technology and weapons are similar. 1v1 would be a different story tho.
Fun fact: during the Italian invasion of Ethiopia, Roberto Farinacci, a higher-up of the Fascist Party, lost his hand to a grenade. According to the citation of his war wound pension, it was a battle wound. In truth, he screwed up while grenade fishing, and Mussolini forced him to give his pension to charity.
Azerbaijan's recent aggression against Artsakh wasn't exactly very fair, either. Especially since The Armenians living there were likely malnourished, due to Azerbaijan starving them with a blockade for ages. Which the international community obviously ignored, as they were already too busy sucking off Zelensky.
to be honest i wouldn't give a damn about what happens in those mountains cause it's none of my business and why would they care it has no benefits of whatsoever
this is just an agression not full on war so it's also no surprise people would ignore plus the Caucasus mountain is just a small area unlike the Ukraine which is the second largest country in Europe fighting against the second strongest army in the world
Bruh you invade because of oil and also for gold😂😂 You attacked Iraq because of they invaded Kuwait and later may come for Saudi or any other middle east oil Nation US Will be without oil That's why they attacked it wasn't because of peace Y'all don't do something without giving something in return Same way you destroyed Libya because they wanted to create a currency backed by gold that will cripple the dollar And also Iraq because the later leader wanted to start selling oil in euros that's why y'all lied and said there was WMD after that you have invaded a lot of countries and stole from them Y'all don't invade countries because you want to restore peace you invade them when their moving away from US dollar Because you know your dollar isn't backed with anything but war @@emberfist8347
@@emberfist8347 That counterpoint is also a fallacy. The U.S. has plenty of oil reserves, maybe more than any other country on Earth - the minute we use them they theoretically stop being reserves. Just as with other natural resources, its scarcity - or the perception of scarcity - drives up the price, and vice versa. It's easy to forget that a U.S. president enforced gasoline rationing based on this perception of scarcity. Another guaranteed his reelection by opening up the oil reserves and bringing gas prices down, after which they have continued to climb YoY to unprecedented levels for the U.S. We invaded Afghanistan in a direct hunt for a HVT, while Iraq was invaded on vague justifications of re-stockpiling "WMDs" despite the U.S. bombing the country every 2 weeks for years.
simple history i love your videos and your new animation styles i've been watching you for 4-5 year now and i really wanna see a video about the turkish invasion of cyprus thank you so much keep up the good work
A couple of notes about the 2nd Italo-Ethiopian war. 1) Emperor Haile Silase appealed for intervention from the League of Nations, but was turned down due to fears that intervention might precipitate what would later be WW2. 2) While Italians claimed Ethiopia as part of Italian East Africa, resistance lasted longer than months: indeed Ethiopians viewed Italian presence as occupation, and recognition of IEA did not come readily (plus no settlers came). Resistance was bolstered by the British and Yugoslavian advisors, such that by 1941, the Italians had been driven out
Seriously, that little soldier is something I’d absolutely love to have sitting on my desk. Unfortunately I have far more essential things to pay for right now, but if the preorders don’t sell out before I’m able to get paid again, I’ll definitely consider plonking down some cash for my own little happy American G.I. to keep the transformers figurines and stress ball in line while I’m away from my office.
Staff Sgt always said if you've ever found yourselves in a fair fight against the Enemy combatants. To stop an rethink the tactics. Cause in a Fight for freedom. They are no such thing as a Fair Fight against the enemy.
Fun fact: The explosion of the Maine was found out to come from inside of the ship and the invasion of Puerto Rico was not without resistance. By the time of the cease fire not only the USA invasion had been stopped in the middle of the island it was slowly being pushed back to the coast.
Cuba however was curbstomp for the Spanish which is understandable as not did they have to face the legendary Teddy Roosevelt, but also the local Cubans who were on the American side.
"we have no intention of lowering our flag" Texan: metal "We do not believe you will fire on us" Texan: .... Oh no one told him that Alamos come after hard lines like that...
"The liberation of Kuwait has begun. Desert Shield is now Desert Storm." I remember Bernie Shaw reporting by phone that they could see US cruise missiles going down a street and going around a building.
I was with the 3rd ACR. We captured a lot of Iraqi tanks, which since we didn't have the logistics to pack up and take home, we towed out and shot up like it was a shooting gallery. I got to see inside several of them, still with all their gear and ammo, and realized immediately why they were no match for us: they used caseless rounds with about half the propellant of a US Army tank round, much of which was stored openly. ANY penetration was likely to set that ammo off, no matter how minor. On top of that, the gunner's station used no modern equipment, but a very large scope marked with about a dozen kinds of manual-calculation notching systems. This meant that the gunner had to have information everything from range to target width/length/angle to current wind speed in order to lay the gun and fire it accurately - which in a real warfare situation, happening in real time, took a lot longer and was prone to error, especially at longer ranges. It was the equivalent of a little kid swinging at you while you held them at arm's reach, before punching their lights out.
@@vokqein the US military at least, Army troops are called soldiers and Marine troops are called Marines. To a civilian, "soldier" is a generic term, but for people in the military it's different.
For Zanzibar you conveniently left out that the reason the British were so angry is the Zanzibar dude wanted to reinstate slavery and the British were extremely against it
I think that you should create a limited edition collectable set of the you tube soldiers having a soldier from each branch of the US military and from each war beginning with the Revolutionary War to the Vietnam War. Each one being designed with the correct style uniform and weaponry. And not just the regular soldier but special units and weapons such as airborne, flame throwers, sniper, fighter pilots, tank crew, medics, calvary, etc.
Everyone talks about the F117 but the F111s did most of the hard work. A lot of the imagery from f111s got credited to the stealth fighters. The “stealth fighter” got all the credit. Ask an aardvark pilot who served in the first gulf war about it.
@ParisFletcherBecause they dont want the little guy to win, little can a small nation do to win wars with majors if not play dirty. Imagine beliving in " fair game " and " war " " crimes " kek
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Its just now that you show las Malvinas being a part of Argentina I am proud of you for not being British
30 bucks 😢 that's way too expensive
I got mine.. as many hours of this channel that I have watched, it was a small price to pay!
When the U.S. fired on Guam, the Spanish governor thought the U.S. Navy was saluting the Spanish flag. He did not even know the U.S. was at war with Spain until he was made a prisoner of the U.S.A. Despite the USS Charleston firing 13 shells at Guam's fortifications, no one was killed or injured, with all 54 Spanish surrendering peacefully to U.S. troops.
History matters
And he apologizes to the Americans for not saluting back
@@NewdivideHe even explicitly told them had no shot left and asked if they could lent him some.
“There’s the dude, fire at him!”
“Oh how nice, they are saluting our flag!”
“You’ll be taken to a POW camp.”
“So, come here offen?”
Well it did mean everyone got to live another day so I'd call it a win for all
Fun Fact: Communist Grenada kept the British Queen as Their head of state, Becoming a "Communist Monarchy"
@SGongalong
Kingdom of Romania between 1944 and 1947: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!??*
@@aleksandarvil5718 yuh
Aaayyooo WTF 😂😂😂
There had been one before - early years of Red Mongolia.
History matters
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." -John Steinbeck
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly." -David Hackworth
The Russian invasion of Ukraine should not have been a fair fight, but Russia's tactics sucked and didn't plan properly, so here we are.
That and the crippling amount of corruption in the Russian military and government
Or the 80+ billion dollars of aid and weapons the US sent them had something to do with grinding the male population of Ukraine into the dirt. Just so the powers at be can have an easier time being corrupted, who's gunna stop them now? Grandpa?
They fought unfairly (the T-54s everyone mocked them for bringing out of storage were used as suicide tanks) too but they had other issues namely the weather became their enemy since they invaded in the mud season and they are using tanks in urban engagements which is the Achilles heel of any tank.
@@emberfist8347and they still use human waves to overwhelm positions, one of the least effective tactics in a modern environement where you WILL be anihilated if you are out of cover for too long and not moving fast enough, which is not hard when you are pinned down by defenders.
It still is a unfair fight as Russia still way more resources than Ukraine
I believe the British "casualty" from the Anglo-Zanzibar War was a crew member on one of the ships accidentally dropping a shell on his foot
Edit: I want to come back to this comment and quickly further state the the man lived.
I bet he got a lot of s-- for ruining their perfect record…
@@RyariosMakes me think of that episode of McHale’s Navy where one of the crew got a Purple Heart for a shrapnel cut on his finger when a Japanese sub torpedoed the laundry barrel being dragged behind their PT boat.
The 30+ Minute duration of the Anglo-Zanzibar War it would had the same duration as watching an episode of your fave drama or anime
@@Ryarios Honestly, I think his accident enhanced it; 'no casualties' implies they're being loose with the truth, 'one casualty' that upon further inspection was a minor accident implies that they really had to lower the bar to get anything worth reporting.
I used to watch this in math class while I was supposed to be doing assignments I’m graduated now but the memories are key
As a Filipino fan of the channel, the Spanish-American War is one of my favorite wars because of the Battle of Manila Bay as mentioned. I know the Americans were victorious because of their superior fleet, but I prefer the ships of the Spanish fleet. Though all of them are old, they're so interesting to know what ships that the Philippines' first colonizer had anchored at Manila Bay.
Filipino is like the biggest ho of Asia, getting f-ed by just about any nations, not to mention it is named after their colonizer - King Philip of Spain.
I walk around Manila and think about the battles that have gone on here. This place has a fascinating history
That's a good attitude
I'm Filipino American :)
@@WarPigstheHunahhh Kamusta??
"If you ever find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."
Lt. Col. Allen West
I’m stealing that saying
@@kaaronhudson8112wouldn't be a saying if nobody did
@@Voidi-Void 😎
That Action Figurine has been through a lot of unfair wars
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Some have committed war crimes and genocide
It has
Iraq war 2003-2011
@@RachiuwuI spotted a plushie in Africa one time the whole village it was spotted in was glassed these plush filled mongrels know no bounds to their cruelty 😂
Colin Powell said in an interview on a Gulf War documentary something like "There's no such thing as a fair war, I'm a soldier, not a boxer"
He's right, even when you go with overwhelming firepower it's not a guarantee of victory. The other side can put an unexpected fight, you never know
For example the NVA and the US during the Vietnam war. Ya the US won most of the battles but the NVA still won the whole war years later.
@@mrsecuroserv8292 I wouldn't say the war against North Vietnam was unbalanced, they had a professional army and air force that proved to be a match to the US, although most of the battles (if not all) were won by the US. A marine in a Frontline episode called "The Bloods of Nam" from 1986 said that facing the NVA sometimes were like facing another marine platoon, the used the same tactics, hand signs to communicate etc. The thing about Vietnam was just the fact that it was a war that drowned US money and blood for too long, same thing with those wars like the Soviet Afghan war, Chechnya,the Afghan war after 2011 etc
@@isaacdepaula2103 true
@@isaacdepaula2103Their air force certainly didn't match the United States. The US dominated the sky while most of the North's pilots were rookies being trained on Soviet planes. It was a large reason why the US won most ground battles
@@isaacdepaula2103matched us Air Force? It’s hard to express how incorrect this is. The US had OVERWHELMING air superiority. But engaging MiGs for the sake of such as the Korean War wasn’t the purpose. The objective was to preserve strike flights, that’s it. Also the idea something was Drained (I think you meant) I’m not even sure what this means but it had little to do with money. All war is money but that’s not why. It was the style of fighting. It wasn’t a “fair” fight in terms of overall strength but odds were evened by the oppositions tactics reducing numerical advantages to Nil. You cite things like the Afghan war again absolutely nothing to do with Money - this was overall objectives issue (nation building) plus opposition strategy again. Sprawling terrain to hide and spread out forces in difficult terrain is tough to habitually fight with prototypical munitions and matériel.
You forgot one even more unfair than Ethiopia, Fascist Italy invasion of Albania, coward king zog flew the country and army disbanded and it was a huge italian army vs some guerilla who died fighting.
And YOU forgot to mention that there was enormous collaboration by the Albanians, who were happier under fascist occupation that probably any other country in Europe.
Zog was great, keep quiet u Hoxa lover. The 1997 referendum was rigged
@@TomasFunes-rt8rddunno bout that I mean the war crimes committed in Abyssinia say otherwise weird take you got bud
@@sleepyherbs6303 The war crimes committed in Abyssinia were absolutely real, including gassing of civilian villages and a general massacre on the streets of Addis Ababa in revenge for an attempt on Graziani's life. But the lack of international support for the Abbyssinians is their own fault : they committed appalling mutilations of Italian prisoners.
@@TomasFunes-rt8rd Nah the Croats were definitely more happy once they were given their holds in Axis occupied Yugoslavia...
*"If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly." - David Hackworth*
This is like my 20th time seeing this comment on these videos today.
3:00 the engagement was of course more than 38 minutes long . That was when threats were acted on. However taking over and occupying is an act of war. This is why I would say the football or 100 hours war is the best example as it’s got more casualties so there was actually an engagement but also proper declarations of war from opposing governments
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It’s funny that his ship to fight the British was called Glasgow 😂
And funnier still that they then lost 😉😂
From Wikipedia:
“Glasgow was used by Sultan Bargash of Zanzibar as the model for his royal yacht HHS Glasgow, Bargash having been impressed by the ship when she visited Zanzibar in 1873.[4]”
In defence of the conduct of the Glasgow, it had drunk 10 cans of carlsberg super and smoked 3 grams of heroin and was in no fit state to fight
@@lonesheepdog6337 And some Bucksfast too I'd imagine 😉😂
@@lonesheepdog6337No it was recovering from its injuries after kicking a burning terrorist in the balls.
In Operation Desert Storm, almost all of the Iraqi Air Force was destroyed on the ground.
That’s a flex
Wouldn't be the first time. The Israeli Air Force did the same to the combined air forces of Egypt, Jordan and Syria on the ground during the Six Day War.
About Operation Urgent Fury, one of my friends who was a former CH-53 pilot was a part of the campaign. He even sent me a photo of a CH-46 lifting from the assault ship based near the island.
Australia vs emus.
The aussies never stood a chance
they were lacking so much in brain cells with how they confronted them...
Someday not planet of apes will happen.
Someday planet of emus will happen
@@marcelxd1633would watch a "Planet of the Emus" movie
Someone pitched that to a Hollywood producer a few years back. The producer turned it down, said it would never take off.....@@jeremymott
A very gay internet meme that gets gayer details added with each retelling. REALITY - they slaughtered half the emu plague, then stopped due to a dispute over who was funding it all.
I'm surprised the Rhodesian conflict didn't come up (although I realize it's controversial). But having the Rhodesians highly trained and equipped by comparison made them battlefield victorious again and again while ultimately losing the war. Although I guess that disqualifies them from it being one-sided since they ultimately lost (although on the battlefield it was one-sided).
Rhodesia was the bread basket of Africa and the Rhodesian SAS were one of the best special forces units that ever existed. Look at what has happened to that once great country since independence 😢
"Rhodesians never die!" 🎶
Owning a Rhodesian FAL is flex for a reason
Right, nor did the Mexican American War, or Zulu War 1879.
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I'd include the hilariously one-sided British invasion of Ethiopia in 1868. An insane ruler started kidnapping priests and diplomats. Britian sailed in a rescue force of 20,000 British and Indian troops with 40,000 horses and elephants - Marched across a mountainous desert, won over the locals, annialated the Emperor's army, rescued the hostages, and then went home again. It would be amazing logistics now, but in the 1860s it was next level.
What’s hilarious about that
@@beastyjaygaming5188 "hilariously one sided"
@@christianZaal yea. I’ll ask again. Whats so hilarious. What’s hilarious about a one sided genocide that didn’t need to happen once so ever are you British? If so that would make some sense
No the British themselves said the reason they won was because of a rogue collaborator who wanted to become a king ethiopia back then had multiple Kings and Britain only won 1 of them even if he was considered king of ethiopia the true land under him consisted 10000 people while other regional wars in ethiopia at the time consists of 50000 people at least
Plus the British wasted nearly a billion dollars in estimates to take down a person who was king only by title and was in fact weaker than regional kings
Wait. im sure iraq didnt have T-80s. But would have used T-55s and T 60s.
Having T-80s and 70s would surely mean thatbtheir tanks would have been rather new.
no t-80s but t-69 chinese made and Soviet t-55, t-62 and t-72
Not a vet but know a few and they said they did not encounter any T-80s.
@@FishKepr Ithought not.
yes t 55 t62 and t 72 and t 59 the chines t55
@@OscarDirlwood According to reports by the Iraqi military and the US military after they invaded Iraq in 2003 to mostly remove Sudden from power? Iraq didn't have any Soviet T-80 Main Battle Tanks. But China did sold them lots of Type 59 and Type 69 Main Battle Tanks. They also did have other Russian aka Soviet tanks but none of them were T-80.
The 1898 Battle of Manila Bay is so one-sided, we often label it in our history as a "mock battle"
Mock battle with real casualties. As a Filipino, I don't buy it. Imagine if you're one of the families of a Spanish soldier that got themselves killed by the Americans...
That is the brutal natures of all wars throughout the history in all honesty. People gotta do whatever it takes to survive, gain personal glory, supporting their countries and many other reasons for selfish causes. Unfortunately in today's history, many politicians do not learn the lessons of the past and somehow to choose to repeat or makes the same mistakes as other notorious figures like i.e Hitler, Stalin, Mao. So unfortunately, we come to a conclusion that history will rhythm itself again.
However, new mistakes can be made as well
Always love watching you guys so I figure why not support the channel and get a cool little army guy
The Anglo-Zanzibar War: *Lasts only 38 minutes*
Average battle in a CoD game: Amateurs
Exactly
Now do the longest wars in history as a follow up
The Third Punic war, the peace treaty was signed 2134 years after us started.
@jamesxiaolong2199 That doesn't count as it wasn't an ongoing conflict until then. It was also purely symbolic.
The cold war, which arguably never ended
Korean War
Biggy vs pac
In terms of Iraqi missiles bound for Israel being taken out that was also Australian SAS soldiers driving around in 4WDs taking out those installations. Not just yanks.
And British
@@steveforster9764 France,U.A.E, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kuwait and TOO much of them that I can't tell.
@@steveforster9764I heard it was primarily British SAS.
Australian SAS, thats cute, lol
@@phoenixfox3379 Australia has never been invaded. Where are you from?
In combat, there are no rules, always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
Yep. Rules and honor only apply in duels and games.
Well remember? You can't redo or respawn like in video games but in real life you only get 1 chance only you die you die for real.
Do people always forget about the Geneva Convention?
@@thenexus8384On this channel yes.
1:51 that was excellent British accent! Fantastic video
The second italo-abyssinian war (1935-36) comes to mind just like the anglo-zanzubar and anglo-zulu war
That was more of a fair fight. Ethopia avoided colonization before that for a reason despite the innovations that allowed the rest of Africa to be carved by Europe and Liberia like a Thanksgiving Turkey.
@@emberfist8347 i mean fighting air craft and tanks with just rifles and artillery is a huge missmatch
@@RodolfoGaming That also happened in WWI.
Idk how true it is, especially since it wasn’t said in the video, but always heard a story about the only American tank casualty in desert storm/saber was an accidental friendly fire that over-penetrated through an Iraqi tank and hit a fellow American one
That story is partially true. Some of the Americans were knocked out by friendly fire and so were the Bradleys (which thanks to the Pentagon Wars got an unfair reputation as a death trap on tracks) I think there were more than though as a few tanks were disabled and I remember another story that some Abrams had to shoot around another disabled Abrams so it could be recovered.
this should be renamed to most unEVEN wars.. unfair wars are something completely different. I was confused and interpreted it as weakest casus belly wars
You must be thinking of unjustified wars, then.
4:11 NOT THE CAPCUT EFFECTS
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You damn right it wasn't fair. The Ethiopians were still in the middle of upgrading from swords to black power rifles.
Black Power rifles ✊️
They already had black powder rifles from the previous war with the Italians
I personally would have thought that the Rif War (1921 - 1926) would have been on this list.
My dad was one of the US soldiers deployed to the conflict in Grenada! He told me that his unit was sent in after the airport was taken to hold the airport.
Khalid bin Barghash: I will put an end to the tyrannical British rule of this nation!
The people: Yeah!
Barghash: I will bring Zanzibar liberty!
The people: Wooo!
Barghash: So I can reinstate slavery and rule over my kingdom with an iron fist!
The people: ...Wait what?
Barghash: **Flees the palace while telling his loyalists to never surrender. Leaving them to die in the bombardment.**
This is a great video as usual Simple History, well done. Btw these uneven engagements are referred to by TV Tropes as "Curb-Stomp Battle".
That’s crazy Saddam Hussein thought Iraq was Germany. At least Germany stood a chance.
Technology is a sob if this was 1970 USA military in this situation it would have been a different story. More of a conventional battle. But the USA defense budget with research made it un winnable bc Iraq was using outdated weapons with no actual defense research of their own. I mean it's quite impressive how advanced the USA was in the 1990s. I remember a documentary where a tanker on the USA side "It wasn't even fair, we could fight at night or sand storm and our sights made it look like it was daytime, we could see if a solider farted from 2 km out and they could see us until we were 50 meters in front of them."
I mean Germany had allies, Iraq had not allies in War. If it was not for America, Iraq was powerful enough to conquer countries arround it with ease like Saudia for example. Plus the Coalition was largest since WW2, if they made that big of a Coalition they obviously knew Iraq was powerful Country military wise economically. But the other guy is right 70s american military and iraqi military have a lot in common they look similar. the technology and weapons are similar. 1v1 would be a different story tho.
Real. I love your Videos man.
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Fun fact: during the Italian invasion of Ethiopia, Roberto Farinacci, a higher-up of the Fascist Party, lost his hand to a grenade. According to the citation of his war wound pension, it was a battle wound. In truth, he screwed up while grenade fishing, and Mussolini forced him to give his pension to charity.
Azerbaijan's recent aggression against Artsakh wasn't exactly very fair, either. Especially since The Armenians living there were likely malnourished, due to Azerbaijan starving them with a blockade for ages. Which the international community obviously ignored, as they were already too busy sucking off Zelensky.
Nothing is issue because RuSsiA isn't involved in it.
to be honest i wouldn't give a damn about what happens in those mountains cause it's none of my business and why would they care it has no benefits of whatsoever
this is just an agression not full on war so it's also no surprise people would ignore plus the Caucasus mountain is just a small area unlike the Ukraine which is the second largest country in Europe fighting against the second strongest army in the world
@@H-1467You kinda should care about literal genocidal campaigns, man.
@@theyeeningYet you complain about Ukraine getting aid.
'It will be us today, and you tomorrow': Emperor Haile Selasie, never a truer words spoken
20:13 who doesn’t love a little bit of hypocrisie.
Great Video!!❤
15:33 another GuP reference : )
America VS the smallest country in the world that has 1 pint of oil:
No, you don't get it, they're hiding Weapons of Mass Destruction/terrorists (oil)
We never invade for oil that is a myth. We have plenty of oil in our own territories. We also went to Afghanistan for longer than oil rich Iraq.
Bruh you invade because of oil and also for gold😂😂
You attacked Iraq because of they invaded Kuwait and later may come for Saudi or any other middle east oil Nation US Will be without oil
That's why they attacked it wasn't because of peace
Y'all don't do something without giving something in return
Same way you destroyed Libya because they wanted to create a currency backed by gold that will cripple the dollar
And also Iraq because the later leader wanted to start selling oil in euros that's why y'all lied and said there was WMD after that you have invaded a lot of countries and stole from them
Y'all don't invade countries because you want to restore peace you invade them when their moving away from US dollar
Because you know your dollar isn't backed with anything but war
@@emberfist8347
@@emberfist8347 That counterpoint is also a fallacy. The U.S. has plenty of oil reserves, maybe more than any other country on Earth - the minute we use them they theoretically stop being reserves. Just as with other natural resources, its scarcity - or the perception of scarcity - drives up the price, and vice versa.
It's easy to forget that a U.S. president enforced gasoline rationing based on this perception of scarcity. Another guaranteed his reelection by opening up the oil reserves and bringing gas prices down, after which they have continued to climb YoY to unprecedented levels for the U.S. We invaded Afghanistan in a direct hunt for a HVT, while Iraq was invaded on vague justifications of re-stockpiling "WMDs" despite the U.S. bombing the country every 2 weeks for years.
@@kongming66 We did find they didn’t dispose of their WMDs.
simple history i love your videos and your new animation styles i've been watching you for 4-5 year now and i really wanna see a video about the turkish invasion of cyprus
thank you so much keep up the good work
In the words of compatriot852 “Definitely ‘fair’ and ‘balanced’ matchmaking”
It’s genuinely crazy to see history books talk about the Persian gulf war when I grew up with my dad talking about being a marine during desert storm.
The 1rst Gulf War and the U.S. invasion of Grenada was one of the wars that my dad was almost in along with the Iran Hostage Crisis.
Was he special forces or something?
@@emberfist8347 he was in the Army National Guard.
yes YES HE said las malvinas is a part of argentina 19:09 LOOK
15:35 the L3s blowing In the wind 🤣
A couple of notes about the 2nd Italo-Ethiopian war. 1) Emperor Haile Silase appealed for intervention from the League of Nations, but was turned down due to fears that intervention might precipitate what would later be WW2.
2) While Italians claimed Ethiopia as part of Italian East Africa, resistance lasted longer than months: indeed Ethiopians viewed Italian presence as occupation, and recognition of IEA did not come readily (plus no settlers came). Resistance was bolstered by the British and Yugoslavian advisors, such that by 1941, the Italians had been driven out
Seriously, that little soldier is something I’d absolutely love to have sitting on my desk. Unfortunately I have far more essential things to pay for right now, but if the preorders don’t sell out before I’m able to get paid again, I’ll definitely consider plonking down some cash for my own little happy American G.I. to keep the transformers figurines and stress ball in line while I’m away from my office.
Excellent as usual!
Me vs TH-cam ads, average battle: 5 seconds.
Staff Sgt always said if you've ever found yourselves in a fair fight against the Enemy combatants.
To stop an rethink the tactics. Cause in a Fight for freedom. They are no such thing as a Fair Fight against the enemy.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
I would actually buy that little action figure . Dude looks like he means business
The fact that the German invasion of Denmark wasn't on this list was insane, it ended in like 6 hours iirc.
Australia VS Emus
Well, the monster of a combat. War is never a guaranteed regardless of supply lines and cash reserves.
Fun fact: The explosion of the Maine was found out to come from inside of the ship and the invasion of Puerto Rico was not without resistance. By the time of the cease fire not only the USA invasion had been stopped in the middle of the island it was slowly being pushed back to the coast.
Cuba however was curbstomp for the Spanish which is understandable as not did they have to face the legendary Teddy Roosevelt, but also the local Cubans who were on the American side.
4:58 Did I hear Ace Combat music?
The OST in question?
17:32 aint no way you made the L3 look bigger
There is no such thing as an unfair fight. you fight to win no matter what. False notions of honor be damned
"we have no intention of lowering our flag"
Texan: metal
"We do not believe you will fire on us"
Texan: .... Oh no one told him that Alamos come after hard lines like that...
War is no sport
War is war and everyone who knows anything about war knows that no battle plans survive the battle field
L3/33 16:24
5:00 the start of the biggest war crimes in history
15:35 Girls und Panzer reference
My father was on one of those Carriers in Desert Storm. He was a Petty Officer.
As I Grenadian fan of the channel, I didn't expect to see what happened in 1974 in this list👏🏾
You forget every single skirmishes the military committed against every native tribes on American soil.
"The liberation of Kuwait has begun. Desert Shield is now Desert Storm." I remember Bernie Shaw reporting by phone that they could see US cruise missiles going down a street and going around a building.
War speedruns are a different breed
The US used "Buffalo Hunter" recon drones as early as mid Vietnam war.
Falkland Islands say hi and want their list spot.
16:43 such a funny scene 😂
@simplehistory I love your Channel been following since 013, you missed the Biafran war as an unfair war. Hope you cover that some day
Second! Also thanks for posting right after I left school bro you’re goated
I was with the 3rd ACR. We captured a lot of Iraqi tanks, which since we didn't have the logistics to pack up and take home, we towed out and shot up like it was a shooting gallery.
I got to see inside several of them, still with all their gear and ammo, and realized immediately why they were no match for us: they used caseless rounds with about half the propellant of a US Army tank round, much of which was stored openly. ANY penetration was likely to set that ammo off, no matter how minor. On top of that, the gunner's station used no modern equipment, but a very large scope marked with about a dozen kinds of manual-calculation notching systems. This meant that the gunner had to have information everything from range to target width/length/angle to current wind speed in order to lay the gun and fire it accurately - which in a real warfare situation, happening in real time, took a lot longer and was prone to error, especially at longer ranges.
It was the equivalent of a little kid swinging at you while you held them at arm's reach, before punching their lights out.
Well that is what happens when you are using budget tanks.
3:50 look at his helmet, he’s a Marine not a soldier.
@@vokqein the US military at least, Army troops are called soldiers and Marine troops are called Marines. To a civilian, "soldier" is a generic term, but for people in the military it's different.
Another quote is " truth is the first casualty of war"
@6:08 they mention the UN, yet the flag in the background is that of NATO
that thumbnail might be the most epic things in history
4:58 why is there a map from 1938(anschluss so not interwar)
Interwar is between 1918 - 1939
Well yeah but calling it interwar wouldn't be quite right because for most of that period austria was independent
What a coincidence. "Perfect timing".
For Zanzibar you conveniently left out that the reason the British were so angry is the Zanzibar dude wanted to reinstate slavery and the British were extremely against it
Rhodesiz bush war..the winners lost and the loosers won...now thats unfair
I think that you should create a limited edition collectable set of the you tube soldiers having a soldier from each branch of the US military and from each war beginning with the Revolutionary War to the Vietnam War. Each one being designed with the correct style uniform and weaponry.
And not just the regular soldier but special units and weapons such as airborne, flame throwers, sniper, fighter pilots, tank crew, medics, calvary, etc.
First rule of wars: There are no rules, only the victors decide the rules.
What about the wars American vs native wars
15:25 wait a second that seems familiar... WAIT you know what nvm i don't wanna be called out for that
Everyone talks about the F117 but the F111s did most of the hard work. A lot of the imagery from f111s got credited to the stealth fighters. The “stealth fighter” got all the credit. Ask an aardvark pilot who served in the first gulf war about it.
Who have the best wepons, tatics, suply lines, commanders, and a big brain, always win!
(Or uses chemical weapons)
@ParisFletcher yup
No ones gonna die because a poison gas
@ParisFletcherBecause they dont want the little guy to win, little can a small nation do to win wars with majors if not play dirty. Imagine beliving in " fair game " and " war " " crimes " kek
"Use the air defenses!"
"WE CAN'T SEE THE DAMN THINGS!"
Imagine being a president that wants just some land and all of sudden all countries in the world team up on u