If Chuck Norris joins the A-Team, he has four sidekicks A demon tried to posses Chuck Norris. It is now in therapy. The Rock smells what Chuck Norris is cooking. Chuck Norris tried to peform on The Voice, but all chairs turned around before he started singing.
Chuck Norris once left his helmet on top of the mountain, he skied uphill to retrieve it but only to find out that his helmet has already made its way down to the foot of the mountain for fear of angering Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lift Thor's hammer. Chuck Norris sleeps with his eyes open. When you receive a call from Chuck Norris you have two options. 1.Answer 2.Answer. If you didn't like these jokes then Chuck Norris will pay you a visit. Be prepared
Chuck Norris once punched an exclamation point, now we have the question mark
Chuck Norris doesn’t stalk, he preys
Ice cubes fire twice there
Chuck Norris once back handed Rudolph, his nose has remained red ever since
Such good jokes, and the pictures are simply amazing 🤩
Glad you're enjoying them!
Chuck Norris can hear the voices in Randy Orton's head and smell what the Rock is cooking
The Devil once tried to possess Chuck Norris. Norris kicked the "Hell" out of him. The Devil now lives on Pluto.
The devil is undergoing an exorcism after being possessed by Chuck Norris
The devil is now preying chuck Morris to protect him from chuck norris
ice cubes was done twice
If Chuck Norris joins the A-Team, he has four sidekicks
A demon tried to posses Chuck Norris. It is now in therapy.
The Rock smells what Chuck Norris is cooking.
Chuck Norris tried to peform on The Voice, but all chairs turned around before he started singing.
The only thing we need to fear is fear itself. The only thing fear needs to fear is Chuck Norris.🤣😝
Chuck Norris can eat Chic fil a on a Sunday.
😂😂👍
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks are so fast that he time travels into the future
I remember arguments between my children about who was better, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee. It was hilarious.
I heard it took the whole gdp of china to pay for the special effects in Return of The Dragon to make it look like Bruce won.
Now you only have one kid. The one who was right
Chuck Norris once left his helmet on top of the mountain, he skied uphill to retrieve it but only to find out that his helmet has already made its way down to the foot of the mountain for fear of angering Chuck Norris
Nothing can beat Chuck Norris but when nothing found out, he killed himself
Chuck Norris can decipher the Reformed Egyptian Mormon golden plates!
Not only can Chuck Norris hear sign language, Chuck Norris can also hear braille.😋
Freddy Kruger has nightmares about Chuck Norris..
Chuck Norris don't open the Water to shower, he stares at shower head until it starts crying.
Chuck Norris won a game of connect four in 3 moves
Chuck Norris can lift Thor's hammer. Chuck Norris sleeps with his eyes open. When you receive a call from Chuck Norris you have two options. 1.Answer 2.Answer. If you didn't like these jokes then Chuck Norris will pay you a visit. Be prepared
Even nothing doesn't beat Chuck Norris because that's simply impossible.
These are not Chuck Norris jokes, they are Chuck Norris facts, because Chuck Norris is no laughing matter
When Chuck Norris went to Mt. St. Helens, he farted. That is why the mountain exploded. Someone forgot to tell him to STAY AWAY FROM THE BEANS.
Chuck norris hits so many lefts his car is constantly begging for a right
Chuck Norris puts cheese 🧀 in his bowl of cereal 🥣 and it instantly turns into milk 🥛.
Zlatan: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary🗿🔥
Chuck Norris 💪 built the Hospital he was born at
Toilets say "More please!" after he uses them.
chuck norris can send an email on a type writer
Chuck Norris can stand in front of a mirror and outdraw his reflection.
Chuck Norris played handball against the wall and won.
Very nice! 👍 😀😃😄
Image a world where Chuck Norris is president and Mike Tysons is vice president in their prime!
When Chuck Norris hits you, you won't see stars, just Uranus.!
Google needs to make the spelling chuck's name wrong thing happen
Chuck Norris can boil fire under water😊
Chuck Norris beat the Kobayashi Maru before Kirk.
Chuck Norris can lick his elbows while looking backwards.
Bruce Lee, Bigfoot are his Halloween costumes.
Chuck Norris said rain rain go away it did
Chuck Norris can write a Chinese poem with Hindi alphabets.
A.I. is scared of Chuck Norris
The Amazons are his daughters.
There is NO such thing as global warming, greenhouse gases, any other Eco-BS. Chuck Norris only farted.
Good one
Those are NOT lawn and trash bags. They are his condoms.
Chuck Norris got beaten by a small chinese guy
He lets him win.