Chuck norris can enter animal enclosures anytime he wants and leave without any injuries, bruises or scratches. Animals are afraid to enter a chuck norris enclosure
So Thor met Chuck Norris... Thor's father if you go by the movie or maybe the comics (i don't read comics so I don't know...). Also: Chuck Norris was once so angry, he had to "punch it out". That's why the Moon has craters.
Some fresh Chuck Norris jokes: Chuck Norris can drive a hammer through wood with a nail. Chuck Norris was once shot by a .50 caliber rifle. The bullet died on impact. Chuck Norris gives the grim reaper lessons on dying. Chuck Norris thought he made a mistake once, but he was wrong. Then he realized he never makes mistakes and he's never wrong. Chuck Norris patented "Death." You die, you pay. (Note: Any life forms apart from Earth are not excluded from this patent. You will pay.) When Chuck Norris says jump, you jump. No matter how high the cliff. Chuck Norris is older than his parents. There will be weaping and gnashing of teeth in hell. When Chuck Norris visits, there will be some ass kickin' too. To this day, Satan still begs him for mercy. The evil snake tempted Adam and Eve into eating the apple, and succeeded. It tried it on Chuck Norris. Long story short, Chuck Norris enjoyed delicious hot apple pie, while wearing his new snake skin boots. Chuck Norris can count to infinity, backwards. Bigfoot once had a Chuck Norris encounter. Bigfoot doesn't live in the woods by choice. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris built his mansion from the top down. Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac from Burger King, because he can have it his way. When Chuck Norris was born, America became great. When superman asked Chuck Norris how many push-ups he could do, Chuck Norris said, "All of em'." Chuck Norris was once proven guilty of many obvious murder charges, but the judge dismissed the case, since there were more thugs to take care of. When the police dept. get dangerous assignment calls dispatched to them, they are immediately forwarded to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once pulled a hat out of a rabbit. Chuck Norris doesn't need to tell time, time tells Chuck Norris. Hurricanes are not formed by a natural phenomenon, it's just Chuck Norris practicing with his nunchucks. If you see a huge mushroom cloud in the distance, don't be alarmed. It's just Chuck Norris puffing on his cigar. Chuck Norris invented the alphabet. Originally there were over a million letters, but then he realized only he could memorize them all. Thus, greatly limiting the English language, as we now know it. Chuck Norris never had a regular childhood. He was born a man. Chuck Norris's doctor checked his knee reflexes. The doctor's autopsy report showed a serious blunt trauma to his right temple. As a toddler, Chuck Norris never played with block or toys. Instead, he enjoyed playing with hand grenades and jumping betties. Chuck Norris's chest hair can stop a bullet, which led to the invention of the bullet proof vest.
Thanos: I will begin my quest to wipe out half the universe with the infinity stones, no one is safe. *Chuck Norris walks in* Thanos: *intense sweating meme*
Oh oh!! I've got a Chuck Norris Meme/Joke too!! Chuck Norris once set a house on an electric fire while charging his phone, *When the city had a blackout*
When Boromir said "one does not simply march into Mordor", Gandalf said: "Chuck Norris can but unfortunately hes on a different world" Boromir asked confused: "Who is Chuck Norris?" Gandalf and the elves looking at him, their faces a display of shock and unbelieving
Minecraft related chuck Norris meme ideas: 1-Chuck Norris was able to break bedrock in Minecraft survival mode 2- When chuck Norris went to the end, the ended dragon took him straight to the credits 3- Chuck Norris entered survival mode. The game couldn’t beat him.
5. When chuck norris builds the wither it spawns with 1 out of 300 health and doesn’t regenerate health so it can let him win 6. Chuck Norris can use creative modes features...in survival mode
Darth Vader you didn't cut me in half i transcended out of the physical plane and became a ghosty boi and used my new found ghosty boi powers to train MY i mean YOUR SON yeah Luke at least I think that's what me and padme decided to tell everyone yeah we told everyone that Luke and Leia were yours but we now the truth lol (sorry)
Guess It would be a good time to tell you she loved me more lol ( sorry again) and i agree i wanted to train his sister but yoda was desperate to train the boy
Akun Biasa Loki:We have a hulk *WHOOPED HULK'S ASS* Loki:and and and...We have chuck norris and this time whoever loses will have to paint himself pink
Chuck Norris built sand castles as a child
Today they're called pyramids
😂👍
Im related to him. Ill tell him that one. Is that okay with you?
Bilal Khawaja pyramids are made of stone bricks.But good joke tho.I still have a sense of humour.
Irene Bone it's made of sandstone not brick
Blu plum well its like sand-bricks
When Chuck is late in school, the teacher apologizes because everybody arrived earlier
lol 😂
LOL XD
Missing the best one...
Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945.
The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945.
Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck norris was born march 10, 1940
😂
I was going to add this one but I was sure someone else would. Glad you did and I checked. Best hitler rant parody ever
Peppi r/wooosh
German:nein!!nein!nein!nein!!nein!!!!!!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Pennywise hides in a sewer.
😂😅
Pennywise is afraid of Chuck Norris
Zlatan is the reason
@@totallynotme8153 naah chuck norris gave 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001% power to zlatan
Pennywise once pulled chuck norris in a sewer. Chuck norris emerged from the sewer while pennywise suffered bruises and cuts
These aren't memes bro
They are facts
Oops, my bad 😂🤣
we are venom then the last fact was the mother of all chuck norris facts lol
world war 2 ended 1 day after chuck Norris was born coincidence I think not
I'm not new to memes but why is chuck norris a meme?
Scientific facts
Chuck Norris killed 100 people with a gun.
And then he shot it.
As a warning
@@juanalejandro5821 you just made the joke better🤣🤣🤣
The infinity stones are actually chuck norris's teeth which he lost as a child.
😂👍
SWEET PATATERZ thanks
SWEET PATATERZ he means it wouldve destroyed the entire world.......
Ooooooooh, very good. *tips hat*
Pain
I believe you mean donated...
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can start a fire with a magnifying glass
At night
Under water
😂
nah, he jus fucks around on late nite infomercials.. fuck chuck.
And he doesn’t need wood or anything
Without magnifying glass
He can also do it by rubbing two ice cubes together.
When a thief sneaked into chuck norris’ house, the thief called 911
911 calls chuck norris for help...
2kPvgst4 _ LOL
The thief decided to surrender himself to the cops for fear of getting beaten up by Chuck norris
Chuck Norris calls 911 to order pizza.
1 year ago huh... 96 likes
Chuck Norris' Phone Battery : 101%
😂
YESSSSSS
I thought it was infinity.
The lowest battery percentage is 100.
Ishiro Hove no chuck norris phone battery: 1000%
Most people can't see John Cena. Chuck Norris waves to him walking down the street every day.
Erase your comment. That was very stupid.
@@Fawkes2574 no u
@@Fawkes2574 oh shit I think I just found a wild dumbass
@@Fawkes2574 r/whoooosh
Chuck Norris can even see John Cena's underwear
With his eyes closed
The Giraffe was non existent until chuck norris uppercut a Horse.
Dang it I thought that pic was real
Hahaha
Lol
And the brown spots are bruises
Chuck once had a staring contest with Sauron. Now Sauron has one eye
Ok
Every night when children go to bed, they check under it for the boogeyman. When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks under it for Chuck Norris.
The bogeyman is there because he's hiding from Chuck Norris
ANIME LOVER No one can hide from chuck Norris
@@trevorflood2506 oh yeah
When chuck goes to bed
He looks under to find his king Kong blanket
When chuck goes to bed he checks it for His Father
No one can defeat chuck unless his father
Chuck Norris Once kissed a kid
now the kid is known as OnePunchMan
😂
No dude that's wrong
Saitama didn't train himself
Chuck Norris train him
@@D-Ender woooosh, it was a joke you dumbass.
@@landervedua632 hey i am make a joke to you batass
@@D-Ender I said *HE* made a joke you dumbass.
Chuck Norris once farted in space the fart is now called Jupiter
lol, I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris is dead.
@@bananapancake4330 No he just live in 12th Dimension
That's not how gas giants work
Pizzasaturn357
r/wooosh
MMMDCLXXIX im not a reddit user actually im just using them for fun
There were no cracks in the tectonic plates until chuck norris learned to walk
Person 1- The Earth is flat!
Person 2- The Earth is round!
Chuck Norris- The shape of the Earth is what I think it is.
A cube
The earth is a velociraptor
A watermelon (not cut)
My mom need you Chuck Norris
A Chuck norris
Chuck Norris used building blocks as a kid.
Now it's called the Great Wall Of China.
Chuck Norris spilled his water.
It made the oceans.
No,his water created wildfire
A bull tried to gore chuck norris. The bull is now in critical condition
Chuck norris painted a picture once,now it is known as the *UNIVERSE*
😂👍
Chuck Norris set off a stick of dynamite once.
The explosion is now known as the Big Bang.
Chuck Norris once set a fire by spilling Water
😂👍
On the North Pole
On Winter
Underwater
Chuck norris can start a fire to cool himself up
Chuck norris can enter animal enclosures anytime he wants and leave without any injuries, bruises or scratches. Animals are afraid to enter a chuck norris enclosure
Chuck Norris once accidentally sent his pet through time
Its now known in the past as the manticore
chuck norris used to play in the dirt as a kid
that area he played on is now known as the grand canyon.
😂
I was afraid to read that. Because I died.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake he doesn't get wet. The lake gets "chucked".
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, women get wet.
Chuck Norris once lighted a campfire.
That campfire is now known as the *Sun*
Lolx 😂
Ayyyyyyyy
Kirishima Eijirou *lit
@@beakyturf6336 Agree
Only two hands in poker can beat a royal flush. Chuck Norris' left hand and his right hand
😂👍
Chuck Norris once helped with construction. His mallet is now called Mjölnir.
Hehe, nice one 👍😂
FunnyPig 😂😂
So Thor met Chuck Norris... Thor's father if you go by the movie or maybe the comics (i don't read comics so I don't know...).
Also: Chuck Norris was once so angry, he had to "punch it out". That's why the Moon has craters.
He gifted me his axe. I named it "Stormbreaker".
Loldemort I guess he was the real worthy one
Chuck Norris lost one of his baby gloves when he was an infant. And that glove is called the Infinity Gauntlet.
😂👍
which with his missing teeth, the infinity stones, Thanos used to turn most of your companions to dust...
Someone once tried to shoot Chuck Norris, The Bullet got scared and hit the shooter
😂👍
😆
If you can spell "Chuck Norris" while playing Scrabble, you automatically win... Forever.
😂
Light once tried to write on his Death note "Chuck Norris"
*THE DEATH NOTE DIED.*
😂
One of the best ones yet👍
Thats a great one m8!
LOL THIS JOKE IS SO GOOD!!😂😂😂
From a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris once crampled a paper and threw it in a trash bin. It is now called basketball, then he established Norris Basketball Association.
😂🤣
Chuck norises iPhone ran out of battery but is to afraid to turn of
😂
@@dolsopolar once english was easy, until chuck norris test got F
Everyone is afraid of Saitama.
He is afraid of Chuck Norris.
😂
Sumrandom guy Who's that???
De One Punch Man
There were some really funny ones. "Death had a near Chuck Norris experience" was my favorite.
When chuck enter hell "naa.. too cold'😆 And enter heaven.. " too dark here'
Some fresh Chuck Norris jokes:
Chuck Norris can drive a hammer through wood with a nail.
Chuck Norris was once shot by a .50 caliber rifle. The bullet died on impact.
Chuck Norris gives the grim reaper lessons on dying.
Chuck Norris thought he made a mistake once, but he was wrong. Then he realized he never makes mistakes and he's never wrong.
Chuck Norris patented "Death." You die, you pay. (Note: Any life forms apart from Earth are not excluded from this patent. You will pay.)
When Chuck Norris says jump, you jump. No matter how high the cliff.
Chuck Norris is older than his parents.
There will be weaping and gnashing of teeth in hell. When Chuck Norris visits, there will be some ass kickin' too. To this day, Satan still begs him for mercy.
The evil snake tempted Adam and Eve into eating the apple, and succeeded. It tried it on Chuck Norris. Long story short, Chuck Norris enjoyed delicious hot apple pie, while wearing his new snake skin boots.
Chuck Norris can count to infinity, backwards.
Bigfoot once had a Chuck Norris encounter.
Bigfoot doesn't live in the woods by choice. He's hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built his mansion from the top down.
Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac from Burger King, because he can have it his way.
When Chuck Norris was born, America became great.
When superman asked Chuck Norris how many push-ups he could do, Chuck Norris said, "All of em'."
Chuck Norris was once proven guilty of many obvious murder charges, but the judge dismissed the case, since there were more thugs to take care of.
When the police dept. get dangerous assignment calls dispatched to them, they are immediately forwarded to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once pulled a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to tell time, time tells Chuck Norris.
Hurricanes are not formed by a natural phenomenon, it's just Chuck Norris practicing with his nunchucks.
If you see a huge mushroom cloud in the distance, don't be alarmed. It's just Chuck Norris puffing on his cigar.
Chuck Norris invented the alphabet. Originally there were over a million letters, but then he realized only he could memorize them all. Thus, greatly limiting the English language, as we now know it.
Chuck Norris never had a regular childhood. He was born a man.
Chuck Norris's doctor checked his knee reflexes. The doctor's autopsy report showed a serious blunt trauma to his right temple.
As a toddler, Chuck Norris never played with block or toys. Instead, he enjoyed playing with hand grenades and jumping betties.
Chuck Norris's chest hair can stop a bullet, which led to the invention of the bullet proof vest.
These are not jokes they are FACTS
@Harsh Sidhu Harsh Sidhu yes shaggy at infinity power would die from a bitch slap of chuck norris
Chuck yawn shaggy dies
Chuck Norris lost a glove when he was younger.
The *INFINITY GAUNTLET!*
You are never first
Chuck Norris is an hour early
😂👍
Yay
Chuck norris is never early or late he DECIDES what time it is
A
No Chuck Norris never late at work
The work late him
It's not funny when you use real life facts as memes ...
You can use it as inspirational quotes instead ...
there are no lesbians, just women who haven't met Chuck Norris
There are no straight men only those who haven't been enlightened by our lord and saviour Chuck Norris
nope they jus really enjoy other pussies.
I haven't met Chuck Norris but I know how to roast you I am seven years old
@@tatyanadivino4721 do it then
What if I said no
Chuck Norris can cut a mountain in half with super glue
Ok
🤣🤣🤣
The reason why earthquakes happen is just Chuck Norris playing jump rope
Chuck Norris can have a WiFi connection...
Inside the Bermuda Triangle.
Chuck norris does not get lost in the Bermuda triangle.
The Bermuda triangle gets lost in chuck norris
Chuck norris once joined a formula 1 race and he won...
by just standing still
Sergio Gavino he’s Luigi? It all makes sense now...
Carl Tackett No, Luigi is Chuck Norris. Nintendo's Chuck Norris
That Gamer excuse my ignorance
@@CarlTackett 😂
Chuck norris took a piss once
It is now known as the pacific ocean
LMFAO😂
the reason of the world suffer from great depression in 1930 is because Chuck Norris withdrawed 1 Chuck Norris dollar from his account
@@sirwannabeguy4886 More like a half-cent.
Chuck Norris smoked once..
That smoke was now called the ozone layer.
😂👍
Long ago, this guy called chuck norris once spit, and now in the present, we have this thing called the ocean
😂🤣
Chuck Norris won a race.
By standing still
As a child, I would check the room for a bogeyman before going to bed.
The Bogeyman checks his room for a Chuck Norris.
Mike Gaddass - You must have been a little bitch.
Donald Drumpf P.I.G - You must have been an lonely child.
@@personwatchingthisvideo537 Shhhhh, don't talk to or make eye contact with a troll.
FNAFPlaythroughs and Walktroughs - I wish I was a lonely child.
Mike Gaddass - Looking ass geek McGeek.
Legend has it that when Chuck Norris was born,
Everybody on the earth drank a beer.
Chuck norris cried once and god recorded it in the bible as the great flood, then chuck norris said dont worry it wont happen again and it hasnt
Lolx 👍👍
He don't cry
It's a fact
Chucks tears are the cure for cancer... too bad he NEVER cries.
Chuck Norris
Gives Freddie Kruger nightmares
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian
*{запутанный русский et des bruits fous français}*
Breaking news: Chuck Norris cures coronavirus with
One punch.
You made mistake on your video titke there not memes but they are facts
My bad 😭😂
FunnyPig you dont need to apologise me but to chuch norris if you still want to live
Title* theyre*
Ovidijus Jakucionis apalogize to me*
Thanos: I will begin my quest to wipe out half the universe with the infinity stones, no one is safe.
*Chuck Norris walks in*
Thanos: *intense sweating meme*
😂
Chuck Norris stares at the sun every century. Now that time is known as the eclipse
😂👍
Chuck Norris provides heat to radiators
Oh oh!! I've got a Chuck Norris Meme/Joke too!!
Chuck Norris once set a house on an electric fire while charging his phone,
*When the city had a blackout*
😂👍
I know funny pig laughed, but that sucked
Chuck norris wasn’t born,he was made from the cosmic particles of reality
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Boromir said "one does not simply march into Mordor", Gandalf said: "Chuck Norris can but unfortunately hes on a different world"
Boromir asked confused: "Who is Chuck Norris?" Gandalf and the elves looking at him, their faces a display of shock and unbelieving
Chuck Norris beat Luigi
*BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING*
nothing to think about yep i know what you mean
But cant luigi kill everyone just by standing still so in reality they both kill eachother but death is afraid to tell chuck that so he won
Lol
@@alvynilhamkurniawan1854 yep, Smash Brothers reference: Luigi can kill ALL characters AI by standing still.
No he beat ALL MARIO BOSSES IN THE UNIVERSE
When the lord said, let there be light!
Chuck Norris said, say please.... 🤨🤨
Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird
😂
Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter.
Fighting Dreamers That was in the vid
They said that already -_-
@@eonsinfinity534 they also said that too in the vid -_-
Minecraft related chuck Norris meme ideas:
1-Chuck Norris was able to break bedrock in Minecraft survival mode
2- When chuck Norris went to the end, the ended dragon took him straight to the credits
3- Chuck Norris entered survival mode. The game couldn’t beat him.
Lol
4- Chuck Norris won a staring contest against an enderman
5. When chuck norris builds the wither it spawns with 1 out of 300 health and doesn’t regenerate health so it can let him win
6. Chuck Norris can use creative modes features...in survival mode
7. Chuck Norris tried Minecraft once. He spawned in the Overworld, crafted a wooden pick... now we have the End.
8. Chuck Norris can harvest obsidian with a toy hammer.
Chuck Norris once wedgied a kid in half.
Darth Vader you didn't cut me in half i transcended out of the physical plane and became a ghosty boi and used my new found ghosty boi powers to train MY i mean YOUR SON yeah Luke at least I think that's what me and padme decided to tell everyone yeah we told everyone that Luke and Leia were yours but we now the truth lol (sorry)
Ok, I guess this is a good time to tell you i cut your sons arm off then. In my defense, he's a bit of a dick.
Guess It would be a good time to tell you she loved me more lol ( sorry again) and i agree i wanted to train his sister but yoda was desperate to train the boy
So what you're trying to tell me is yoda is sexist? :/
Darth Vader yes
after getting out and stepping on the moon, the first thing neil armstrong saw was chuck norris sitting on a boulder, drinking a beer
vampires don't die from sunlight they see Chuck Norris and catch on fire
Chuck Norris is so scary he gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
Chuck Norris doesn't lose his baby teeth, because he was no baby to begin with.
Oh, his poor mother!
@@thisfckinguuyyy5211 Don’t worry. Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.
When Chuck's phone is at 5%
It goes back to 100%
Chuck Norris doesn't dress up for Halloween, Halloween dresses for him.
😂👍
Could if you imagine if chuck norris ran for president.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for president.
He claims the position.
No the predident would run for Chuck Norris
@@warmetalspelipurnukka9157 chuck Norris doesn't run for anything, things just rush toward him.
Elections ran into him
Chuck Norris once fired his boss
Chuck Norris once entered a haunted house.
The ghosts ran away from the house
😂
Chuck once stubbed his pinky toe against stair in a Japanese hotel, thousands of casualties died in that earthquake
😂
You can run fast.
Michael Myers can walk faster.
*Chuck Norris can stand the fastest*
When Thanos Finger snap to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn’t disappear, instead Thanos Disappears
When 'Chuck Norris' tells somebody to "Hurry Up!", he snaps the OTHER person's fingers
Actually, the reason the infinity gauntlet broke is because it tried to erease Chuck Norris
Emile Alejandro Tonos Gomez true lmaooo im dead XDD
Gauntlet...
I don't feel so good...
-Thanos
Chuck Norris has never suffered a heart attack.
His heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING !😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hehe, glad u like it 😉
*I can't stop laughing if i never started*
i did.
When Chuck Norris throw ice in the ocean, TITANIC was sunked!
Me too
People call 911 for emergency but
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency
@TriplePlay Yeah lol
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 7 people. Then the grenade exploded.
-91839427 degrees Celsius Best comment so far
-91839427 degrees Celsius *50
They said that already but better
@@joemegannety1508 no its not, he repeated one of the jokes
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor said: "Congratulations, it's a man."
A LEGO gets hurt when it steps on chuck norris
😂
The reason the sun hasn't exploded yet was because
Chuck Norris told it to not explode
Chuck Norris once hiked on a mountain during Christmas.....that mountain is now named EVEREST.
😂👍
*mauna kea
The only reason giraffes exist is because Chuck Norris uppercutted a bunch of horses.
only chuck noris can break a nokia
Chuck Norris gets paid real money by the Monopoly man
Chuck Norris played a video game....1 day later the game was out of order 😂
Chuck Norris doesn't get Rickrolled, Rick Astley gets Chuckrolled
Thanoss:I immortal. iron man:we have chuck norris Thanoss: sh*it (cry inside)
Akun Biasa
Loki:We have a hulk
*WHOOPED HULK'S ASS*
Loki:and and and...We have chuck norris and this time whoever loses will have to paint himself pink
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris once made a snow fortress
Today its known as the Everest
😂👍
Alan Monteiro Filho then Onett built a giant honey hill
Known as Mauna Kea
Or the mauna kea
Chuck Norris is the type of dude to rob a bank without anything but his fists and legs
Once Goku and Chuck Norris had a staring contest. The loser had to wear a tail for a couple of years
😂👍
GLaDOS 2.0 But Goku was born with the tail and had to cut it off
Dont care just go with it
Mc. Doggo Yeah just a big fan of the db series I'll stop now
Yeah i know i screwed up there
Chuck Norris once met Freddy Krueger...He’s hiding in hell now.
chuck norris dont watch this video but this video watch chuck norris
😂👍
Chuck Norris for president!!!