She's jealous. She wants Stanley to herself. She needs a make over to get some confidence back. May be a wig? Her hair is a bit thin compared to the competition. May be male counseller to get Stanley back but a female? I think she'll see her as more competition and go for her neck as well.
Michael and Stanley are all about the laid-back poolside lifestyle. Meanwhile, Karen goes all out snobikaze the moment she dips her toes in the water. 😂😂
I love Micheal, one brain cell or a hundred,he is so smart in his own world, Michael just being Michael ❤😂 oh and by the way I wouldn't go to Karen's party if you paid me.😂
Nope. It appears the new one is a bit too big for Michael. He maybe thinks it's gonna be over his head. Gary on the other hand whispered while you weren't looking, that he's definitely gonna need a bigger pool. Karen on the other hand needs to be grounded from the pool.
I almost said he needed a bigger pool, but then I decided maybe that was a bad idea. Michael is a sweetheart, but I wasn't sure he knows how to swim. Now that I seethe new pool I feel much better. It's perfect.
Michael & Stanley embrace the summer vibe totes😂 Does Karen need HRT? Or maybe she could go to one of those plate throwing places, get some of the ‘aaarrrgghhh!’ out of her system. ❤❤❤❤❤
I thought Michael's original pool was just fine... he looked content. But I worry about you, dear farm lady! Karen is VICIOUS. Just promise us you won't adopt a Cassowary.
You're such a good momma! I really thought when Karen was sick and you took such good care of her, there was going to be a profound change in her attitude. I'm so sad she is still dissing you after you have tried so hard with her! Are there any treats that Karen absolutely loves? May be if you always rewarded her non-attack moments with something she would get a clue. You are brave to put up with her.
This is the cutest account on TH-cam ❤ I love animals so much. Even the A- holes. I probably like them most actually. I’m an A-hole too. Maybe that’s why 😜
Michael you have an entire pond to lay in! Maybe there's still ice on it. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Have you tried carrying a yacht mop and hoist it higher than Karen when she attacks? It would be a pain in the butt to carry it around. I'm just curious if that would make a difference with her. I've seen it work with ostriches. I think Karen is just a whole different breed of cat and what works for others will probably never work for her.
I think Karen takes comfort in knowing that some things don’t change and that you will always have an arm up to protect yourself The day that you don’t protect yourself from her charge, she will be extremely anxious and wonder what’s wrong.
Stanley looks like a giant mop. Karen is as vicious as ever. If you ever get invited to that club... I'd bring a club. Karen will definitely be planning your demise.
❤Michael is like a cat getting comfortable in a shoe box 🥰
😅❤
"If I fits, I sits"
Lol
That’s exactly what I was thinking too! And cats seem to like the boxes smaller?! Maybe Michael is part cat? 🤔
@@azmom2020 🤔😆
Poor Stanley. Having a dinosaur wife is too much for anybody. 😂😂
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Where will you never find Michael?... the "deep" end
😂😂😂
👏👏👏
The brain cell floated off to the deep end. 😂
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We need to send michael floaties
Karen is the friend who’s drunk within the first hour of the party yet somehow never passes out, only gets more obnoxious
Nicely summed up in my book sir.
Lovely innocent profile picture.
Lol great comment & don't forget about the biting.
I'm always waiting for Karen to breathe fire 🔥🔥🔥😮
Or to suddenly acquire functional wings possibly like bat or dragon wings 😮
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 LOL
@@janetcallanan7020~ Thanks for tonite’s nightmare…hahaha
Now that Michael has his Olympic size swimming pool, he'll be ready by July for Paris 2024! 🏊🏽♂️🏅🇨🇦
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Why, oh Why, Karen?? Are there any emu counselors out there for her unresolved anger issues???
They got to want help first I'm not sure Karen wants to be helped. 😳🤣
@@susieturk1I have a feeling that she doesn't think she has a problem. Lol
it's deeply embedded in her genes, a traumatic memory from 65mya
She's jealous. She wants Stanley to herself. She needs a make over to get some confidence back. May be a wig? Her hair is a bit thin compared to the competition.
May be male counseller to get Stanley back but a female? I think she'll see her as more competition and go for her neck as well.
She really doesn't want to give up her anger issues:(
Michael lost his invitation to the gene pool party.
Michael reminds me of the stoner surfers from high school in the late 80s
Yes stoner boy, so agree , have been saying that all along. You should have seen him taking on the tree the other day. Wicked
@@monicagrorud2225trust me stoners were around way before the 80s but I get your drift
Karen seems to have PTSD stemming from the Great Emu War.
Michael and Stanley are all about the laid-back poolside lifestyle. Meanwhile, Karen goes all out snobikaze the moment she dips her toes in the water. 😂😂
I was thinking that Michael would go back to the small pool and sit in it like a cat does with a box.
Same lol. It must feel good to have all that water rush up under him as he lays down.
I was waiting for him to go roll in the dirt again...😁
Me too 😂
Yeah, I was waiting for that too.
Thank You Amanda for the Love You Share of Your Farm Family.
I can’t believe that I’m entertained watching farm animals in toy pools
LMAO 🤣 ~ No judgment here
"You kicked my pants right off, RUDE" Had me busting out laughing so hard!
That's what you get for giving Karen a compliment. She's always pissed.
Reminds me of an LPN I used to work with.
Karen doesn’t want you around her man when he’s in the pool, you got him in trouble! Lol
I love Micheal, one brain cell or a hundred,he is so smart in his own world, Michael just being Michael ❤😂 oh and by the way I wouldn't go to Karen's party if you paid me.😂
Nope. It appears the new one is a bit too big for Michael. He maybe thinks it's gonna be over his head. Gary on the other hand whispered while you weren't looking, that he's definitely gonna need a bigger pool. Karen on the other hand needs to be grounded from the pool.
Grounded from? I'm thinking a much larger pool and cement sneakers for Karen. She's terrifying.
@@sandhermit3665 I do agree. But I did say she needed to be grounded from the pool.
That is oh so precious. Seeing Michael in his/their pool just makes my day. Actually, seeing Michael do anything makes my day. What fun!
Michael will fit just fine in the first one after his haircut 😄
😊😊😅
🎶Michael rowed the boat ashore🎶 hallelujah! 🎶
Michael undoubtedly feels he needs a life vest in that vast ocean of a BACK-PASTURE-POOL!
The way Karen takes two steps before completely speeding up reminds me of those ghosts that go high speed towards to protagonist for a jumpscare
Yes that's much better.. I love you Michael 💙😘
Right?! Michael is the best! ❤
You need to get one of those plexiglass shields cops use when quelling a riot!
I agree!
Uncle Ben uses one to face Kevin the evil rhea at the Urban Rescue Ranch.
I Love this channel!
Well done!
Always
Michael looks so much refreshed ❤
Amanda, I recently bought that exact hoodie, along with the Silly Goose t-shirt. Both are great, and I'm proud to rep The Farm.
I was having a rotten day and this cheered me right up!! Nobody does pool par-tay like Useless Farm! Thank you... soooo refreshing! ♥
I need that “negative energy & bad vibes” hoodie! Made me laugh so hard! Haha
You make this look easy….I know it’s not!!! I dream of a little “Useless Farm Time”😌 Thanks, Amanda, for providing such fun content 🥰
These videos always give me a smile. Thank you!
Stanley is so chill. He needs sunglasses and sun block.
Michael is just pure perfection. Gorgeous lad ❤
I feel like that getting into my swim suit...lots of effort with eventually success. 😂❤😊
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I love Michael in his little pool overflowing with water 😂 and Karen. My goodness gracious 😂
Ah…. Spring time on the Canadian Shield and then there’s Karen.
Love all these animals
Karen apparently was expecting a spa and an Olympic size pool.❤❤😂😂
Friggin Karen man!
Amanda is the one that set it all up! You'd think you'd invite HER. GEEZE!🥰
I laughed my ass off during the first pool video. Michael did kind of hog the pool area!!! Pool party idea... awesome!!!
You need a restraining order against Karen
Love it. They really enjoyed their pools. So glad you got a bigger one for Micheal. 👍💚
I like how witty you are when you're fighting for your life 😂
Wonderful sight to see Michael in his pool(s), thank you for the Springtime jollifications from Useless Farm, God bless you and your family ❤
I almost said he needed a bigger pool, but then I decided maybe that was a bad idea. Michael is a sweetheart, but I wasn't sure he knows how to swim. Now that I seethe new pool I feel much better. It's perfect.
My day always gets so much brighter when you upload a video
Michael & Stanley embrace the summer vibe totes😂 Does Karen need HRT? Or maybe she could go to one of those plate throwing places, get some of the ‘aaarrrgghhh!’ out of her system. ❤❤❤❤❤
Oh my lord can you imagine Karen in one of those rage rooms she'd demand a refund because she's broken everything and still mad😮😅
Every one of your animals has its own personality.❤ it!
LOL Oh my God! Michael fits in his pool just fine🥰
Michael demonstrating the well known principle; “If I sits, I fits”
Lol the angry karren merch is awesome, i hope she feels honored!
...as a queen I must preen.....
Nice! Now where are the sauna and hot tub? And don't forget the pool toys!! 😂😂
😅😅😂
Michael needs a floatie around his neck so he doesn't drown.
Michael acts like our cats with a small cardboard box, not carrying there to big for it.
I thought Michael's original pool was just fine... he looked content. But I worry about you, dear farm lady! Karen is VICIOUS. Just promise us you won't adopt a Cassowary.
If she adopts a cassowary I'm going to volunteer my time to take care of it
I like the head toss after Michael sits smugly in his “bigger pool”.
The first one was perfect. " Like a glove" hehehehe.
This video is one of the sweetest and most wholesome things ever
What a lovely farm, it's so chillaxed.
I'm glad they all have pools now. I'm sure they miss the pond, but the new place has a lot to offer.
You're such a good momma! I really thought when Karen was sick and you took such good care of her, there was going to be a profound change in her attitude. I'm so sad she is still dissing you after you have tried so hard with her! Are there any treats that Karen absolutely loves? May be if you always rewarded her non-attack moments with something she would get a clue. You are brave to put up with her.
Much better I'm sure you made his day 😂
Ah, you make me laugh. I love it
i want to see an animal medium or whatever they call them, to meet with Karen and give us her true story and feelings...lol
😂 Did Karen "kick your pants off?" 😅
😮🫢😬🫨🤔🫣👖bed 🛌 😂❤
Karen and Kevin from urban rescue ranch would make a great couple 😆🤣
Yes! They would spawn the most evil offspring too.
I love your accent when you say pool 😊 from nz
I think Michael really loves his new pool❤
I was thinking more of a heated, jetted tub, but he seems happy (Michael is always happy 😊). Karen needs 😮a deeper pool…waaay deeper.
If Michael fits....Michael sits!
But the smaller pool perfectly fit all the important bits...
I was contemplating moving the wading pool into the goat paddock, and this video has decided it for me. They will love it. 😂
It was great fun to see everyone enjoying their pools.
Put a swim cap on Karen - she NEEDS a hat to control her aggression!
I thought you said “bite invite”! 🤣💀
🍁 I was silently hoping you would get Michael a larger pool!
I so needed this today!!!
This is the cutest account on TH-cam ❤
I love animals so much.
Even the A- holes. I probably like them most actually. I’m an A-hole too. Maybe that’s why 😜
Oh the laughs NEVER END!!!
Michael says “Nope still not big enough 😂😂😂😂😂
I want to come and live at your house 😊😊
I fully expected Michael to get out of the new pool and go back to the small one
You really can't take your eyes off of Karen! She never learned that you don't bite the hand that feeds you... 😂
Please do a farm tour showing all the animals and their enclosures in one video 😊
Gary : I am taking a bath
Amanda : that’s ok, I’ll just go throw some pretend treats.
Michael is looking so handsome…he is a unicorn, right?
Feels like bath day.
Michael you have an entire pond to lay in! Maybe there's still ice on it. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Have you tried carrying a yacht mop and hoist it higher than Karen when she attacks? It would be a pain in the butt to carry it around. I'm just curious if that would make a difference with her. I've seen it work with ostriches. I think Karen is just a whole different breed of cat and what works for others will probably never work for her.
I used to think my spirit animal was a wolverine. Now I’m thinking Karen may be a closer fit 😈😁😂
I think Karen takes comfort in knowing that some things don’t change and that you will always have an arm up to protect yourself
The day that you don’t protect yourself from her charge, she will be extremely anxious and wonder what’s wrong.
Stanley is a battered husband 😂 she just donks him on the head because he knows how to pool and she doesnt
You do all this and have a job 👏👏👏👏👏👏🤘❤️
Karen is fearful of a fire being lit under that pool if she gets to comfortable in it.
Lol
Hahahaha
Ty for sharing😂😂😂 ❤
Stanley looks like a giant mop. Karen is as vicious as ever. If you ever get invited to that club... I'd bring a club. Karen will definitely be planning your demise.
All of your animals warm my heart. Except for Karen. She gives me heartburn.
Bless you for loving them all as I would have cooked Karen a long time ago.
Amanda: “Here ya go guys, enjoy the water!”
Karen: “POOL’S CLOSED!”
I wouldn't want Michael to have to big of a pool. He would drawn himself.
Us Karen's are a bit like that 😂 Too uptight to enjoy even an exclusive pool party !
You kicked my pants straight off? 😂