Who Owns New Islands?

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

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    • @NotAmira_
      @NotAmira_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ok boomer

    • @friesingcold
      @friesingcold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very cool Sam!

    • @friesingcold
      @friesingcold 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is your favorite color? What did you have for thanksgiving dinner? and when is your next bendover productions video?

    • @VexSG
      @VexSG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FriesingCold _ Green. I don't celebrate thanksgiving. What is Bendover?

    • @Mr_Happy_Face
      @Mr_Happy_Face 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Half as Interesting the longest ever non-stop ship voyage, similar to the longest flight video

  • @wj8003
    @wj8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    "Specially in Hong Kong"
    I spit out my water there

    • @jackh3570
      @jackh3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same man

    • @helgewalse8759
      @helgewalse8759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      How to get banned in china 101

    • @friedwater6519
      @friedwater6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      4:20

    • @belcarra
      @belcarra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s so hecking sad, why must homo sapiens be so friggin stupid

    • @trippasnippa6152
      @trippasnippa6152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      caught me totally off guard

  • @bruhmoment5948
    @bruhmoment5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    'Country beats man, especially Hong Kong'
    *oof*

  • @heihangli3821
    @heihangli3821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2493

    Didn't expect the Hong Kong plug lol especially when I'm from Hong Kong

    • @salomaoserra9169
      @salomaoserra9169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      @Aditya R oh of course, because they're not fighting for anything important, just their freedom, right?

    • @karnewarrior
      @karnewarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @Aditya R
      四五天安门事件发生在1976年4月5日,中国北京的天安门广场。该事件发生在南京事件之后的传统哀悼日清明节,是由当年早些时候周恩来总理去世引发的。一些人强烈反对拆除哀悼的陈列品,并开始聚集在广场上以抗议中央政府,然后主要在四人帮的主持下,该四人团伙下令清理广场。
      Good luck fucker

    • @cameronscott9399
      @cameronscott9399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@karnewarrior tiamen square?

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @Aditya R Yes because russia doesn't exist anymore apparently.

    • @cameronscott9399
      @cameronscott9399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @Aditya R I mean if we wanna talk about violence why not have a chat with your police

  • @aznandyroo
    @aznandyroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    Basically: "Finders, keepers. Losers, weepers"

    • @jelioooo
      @jelioooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Saved me 5 minutes. Thanks

    • @proof4469
      @proof4469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Takers keepers

    • @aliashoor1918
      @aliashoor1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Until UK or USA decide to invade it

    • @randomstuff7742
      @randomstuff7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      China keepers anyone else weepers

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well ALMOST. 👨‍🎓🌏🌋

  • @RackHasAttacked
    @RackHasAttacked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Land: *_exists_*
    -Britain- *china* : its free real estate

    • @jameslasko3315
      @jameslasko3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Comedy gold

    • @yacobgugsa2524
      @yacobgugsa2524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You have been made a moderator of /r/sino

    • @locomotivefaox
      @locomotivefaox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JackNo Legs
      China: Exists
      British Raj: It’s free real estate

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *islands

    • @michaellyden2580
      @michaellyden2580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      USA: No, we’re good. We’ve got plenty of land already as it isssswwwwwwait a minute, is that bird shit on the island!!??

  • @LeytonBB
    @LeytonBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Australia: *exists*
    China: *it's free real-estate*

    • @jameslasko3315
      @jameslasko3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yep. This is funny.

    • @MrGregorychant
      @MrGregorychant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "It's funny 'cause it's true."
      -Homer Jay Simpson

    • @TriNguyen-mp8lz
      @TriNguyen-mp8lz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      good thing Australia doesn't exist

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm watching this from Sydney Australia, and that is what I'm worried about. 😱🌏👽🇦🇺

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      username1nmillion me too we Australians need to take back our ports, airports and airfields that China “bought”. We won’t be under commie rule

  • @steyn1775
    @steyn1775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    The Dutch: we just build our own lands and islands, no need to create fuss when you can just steal clay from the sea lol

    • @gelgamath_9903
      @gelgamath_9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      China: can I copy your home work. There's a sea with my name on it

    • @martijn9568
      @martijn9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Except we mostly did it to inland seas and lakes, compared to China, which justs builds theirs in the middle of the ocean.

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Atlantic Ocean: *Exists*
      Netherlands: "ALL RIGHTFUL DUTCH CLAY!"

    • @NachoTaco112
      @NachoTaco112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      shut up you racist

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Always good to see a nation reclaim some land from the sea. You show Poseidon who's the boss!

  • @ChiChiLand299
    @ChiChiLand299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    I would imagine that any island that pops up in the exclusive economic zone of any country would automatically be theirs. The question would be what would happen if it popped up in international waters?

    • @ysnbg
      @ysnbg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      China would still claim it lol

    • @leftfootfirstpolitics
      @leftfootfirstpolitics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@ysnbg Unless an American gets there first and finds bird poop, in which case it becomes an American island. Because reasons.

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@leftfootfirstpolitics Plot twist a British dude had land on it first.

    • @patrickbutler3961
      @patrickbutler3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If it pops up in international waters than their likely won’t be universal recognition of their ownership

    • @juliansenfr
      @juliansenfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Scenario A: It somehow was a 5 metre long atoll at any point in the 19th century, then it belongs to the British
      Scenario B: It has oil/gas reserves. It is American
      Scenario C: It is neither A or B, it is now Chinese territory and google ceases to exist on an uninhabited island. Also this tiny island will become an archipelago just because.

  • @lbintenew
    @lbintenew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    How many Islands do you want?
    China: Yes

    • @User31129
      @User31129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All ur islands are belong to us

    • @chaospilot2142
      @chaospilot2142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@User31129 Made my Day

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How many Islands do you want
      *Winnie the Pooh: Yes

    • @RenzohsClub
      @RenzohsClub 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LB Intenew except the spratly islands. Those are filipino. They are ours

  • @tauceti8060
    @tauceti8060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    In the case of Iceland the island is in its EEZ so of course it's Icelandic.

    • @jjOive
      @jjOive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      EEZ isn't the same as territorial waters, so it's not so obvious. If it was outside territorial waters, you could argue the journalist had the rights to it and what Iceland did was stealing

    • @patrickbutler3961
      @patrickbutler3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you some one understands International law!!

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But does it extend their EEZ?

    • @nafismubashir2479
      @nafismubashir2479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      L Haviland perhaps but I would like to say if there is enough land created in an eez to fill the eez then any more land found would then double the size of the eez if found outside the eez

    • @lodgin
      @lodgin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lhaviland8602 Once it became part of their territory, I would imagine it extended both their territorial waters and their EEZ

  • @NightDocs
    @NightDocs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    “Get out of here and watch my damn documentary” I literally love Sam Wendover

    • @DJTKarlsson
      @DJTKarlsson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Go do it god damn it! Saw it last night on Nebula

    • @iyamaxx
      @iyamaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DJTKarlsson found Sam's second account.

  • @Red-Magic
    @Red-Magic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “...and country beats man. Especially Hong Kong.”
    *_Pounding on front door_*
    “PLA, OPEN UP!”

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *PLA

    • @Red-Magic
      @Red-Magic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@whafflete6721 thx

    • @marksprings3493
      @marksprings3493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MSS OPEN UP

    • @juliansenfr
      @juliansenfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyday I get to watch videos like these in HK without being genuinely worried about my life is a simple virtue that we should all be grateful about.

  • @anotheraggieburneraccount
    @anotheraggieburneraccount 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Its time to play everyone's favorite game:
    HOW WILL SAM MAKE THIS ABOUT PLANES?

  • @kdmkevin5146
    @kdmkevin5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    As a Tanzanian, I'm so happy to hear my country even being mentioned in a video. That made my day =)

  • @simone.7076
    @simone.7076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Idea: The most states you could walk through if you walked in a straight line.

    • @pyrotechnic96
      @pyrotechnic96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All of them if you just keep going

    • @paulf.1731
      @paulf.1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If you allow for crossing rivers, lakes and artificially created canals, I managed to find 22 countries in a straight line (although some of them just baaaarely).
      Start at almost the westernmost point in Guinea Bissau and walk 12.766km to Ninh Binh, Vietnam!
      Guinea Bissau, Senegal, Gambia, Mali, Mauritania, Algeria, Libya, Egypt, Israel, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bangladesh, Myanmar, China, Laos, Vietnam

    • @Braycoe
      @Braycoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paul F. He said states but good job

    • @simone.7076
      @simone.7076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Connecticut Ball ye

    • @OnlyGrafting
      @OnlyGrafting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Braycoe nation states... US states...
      If you're not American, anything that doesn't specify may as well be countries.

  • @SpaghettiRoad
    @SpaghettiRoad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "Especially in Hong Kong" 😂

    • @creounity
      @creounity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In Hong Kong "peaceful" protesters beat the lawful police authorities... and Trump approves of that crap, coz U know, US is the den of hypocrites :(

    • @clairehenry9222
      @clairehenry9222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Андрей Третьяков pee pee poo poo China bad self determination good

    • @rahulkhanna5251
      @rahulkhanna5251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@creounity sadly i dont believe in Chinese as their government don't want them to know the truth. The crazy amount of censorship in that country and the lack of freedom have brainwashed so many people

    • @rahulkhanna5251
      @rahulkhanna5251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@creounity sadly i dont believe in Chinese as their government don't want them to know the truth. The crazy amount of censorship in that country and the lack of freedom have brainwashed so many people

    • @ccvvssgg6844
      @ccvvssgg6844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Rahul Khanna lol when Chinese tried to upload video footages of the HK protest TH-cam bans them. apparently ur democracy country aren't that democracy after all

  • @mondaay2495
    @mondaay2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    HAI: wHo OwnS nEw iSlaNdS?
    Me, remembering the everything I learned on this channel: Britain!

  • @impulseburst2367
    @impulseburst2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You could also do what Italy did with Graham Island, which has risen and sunk beneath the Mediterranean multiple times since the mid-1800s. Just in case it popped up again, the Italians sent a diving team down to plant a flag on the island underwater so it’s automatically theirs if it re-emerges and manages to stabilize.

  • @coolkid-nw6bi
    @coolkid-nw6bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    New Island: *Has oil*
    The US: It’s literally free real estate

    • @marysmith9562
      @marysmith9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gotta bring them freedom.

    • @NotAmira_
      @NotAmira_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Copied

    • @ChiChiLand299
      @ChiChiLand299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like, Earth: it's literally free real estate

    • @RuthCuadrado
      @RuthCuadrado 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      coolkid5760 That island needs freedom!

  • @HD-gl5bv
    @HD-gl5bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    4:22 Fight for freedom Stand with Hong Kong! 🇭🇰🔥

  • @Brownyman
    @Brownyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Somebody just claims that they own it, and if they get enough people and countries to believe them, then they become right."
    You basically summed up all of human politics in a single sentence.

  • @StichyWichy21
    @StichyWichy21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Where's alternate history hub, what if Tanzania claimed Surtsey

    • @Fractal821
      @Fractal821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao, I'd love to see that

    • @ACE234dm
      @ACE234dm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fractal821 Same

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NATO erupts into chaos due to the fact that an African nation claimed a strategically important island that could be used to conquer Iceland and destroy NATO. Tanzania built a military base there and soon, the news broke. The government of Iceland freaks out and declares war on Tanzania, followed by NATO. The African Union would declare war on Iceland and NATO, to back up Tanzania.

  • @Jack-zy6ik
    @Jack-zy6ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    short answer: the ocean

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good point. Many new islands won't last long, thus, most of the time the issue addressed in this video just resolves itself.

    • @Jack-zy6ik
      @Jack-zy6ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lone Starr exactly. they'll appear, disappear and reappear again until they finally submerge completely.

  • @BostonMassacre
    @BostonMassacre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Please make a second channel called 1/4th as interesting

    • @avishjha4030
      @avishjha4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quarter as interesting.

    • @felixarcaya2482
      @felixarcaya2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Would actually be a third channel

    • @arccv
      @arccv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      his main channel is wendover productions, this is his second already
      edit: welp i forgot about Sam From Wendover, so it would be his fourth channel

    • @anti79
      @anti79 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4z1-KJbH7Sk/w-d-xo.html

  • @chandrakant1479
    @chandrakant1479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Rock beats scissors, and country beats a man. Especially in Hong Kong" 😂😂😂
    That was brilliant 👍

  • @ruthpemberton1758
    @ruthpemberton1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    All you gotta do is find some guano on it and *boom* new US unincorporated island.

  • @Nooticus
    @Nooticus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’ve already listened to the first episode of Extremities S3 and it’s ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! Keep up the good work Sam :D

  • @LEOJAWAHAR
    @LEOJAWAHAR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The HK reference is just to the point. Love it

  • @NightDocs
    @NightDocs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Petition to rename all of Sam’s channels “WEEE AIRPLANES HHHHYYYOOOOO”

  • @AnimilesYT
    @AnimilesYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:49 I didn't expect to see That Japanese Man Yuta in the list :D

  • @widget3672
    @widget3672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn, no one is safe from the scathing burns of the airport logistics guy.

  • @James-ww1ri
    @James-ww1ri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video
    Love the side cut ins - really funny

  • @shuaibmohamed659
    @shuaibmohamed659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    One of the few times I hear about my home nation Tanzania in a youtube video.

    • @loic.cruziqbal
      @loic.cruziqbal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shuaib Mohamed you should be proud! It’s a beautiful country. Love from Canada 🇨🇦🇹🇿❤️

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. You got Mount Kilimanjaro, the highest single free-standing mountain in the world. That's makes it something like the real world Erebor.

  • @1awesomeben969
    @1awesomeben969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Short answer:
    Whoever gets there first

    • @achernarchang883
      @achernarchang883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Senkaku/Diaoyu Islands: *exists*
      Japan: We got there first. Here are some historic documents.
      China: No, we got there first. Here are some historic documents.
      The other China: We got there first, but it's this we and not that we.
      That short answer can become reeeaaaallllyy long disputes.

  • @robsokolowski9015
    @robsokolowski9015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your snark has taught me more history than 8 years of history education in the States.

  • @jonathanwong8283
    @jonathanwong8283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    New island: exists
    Every country: it's free real estate

    • @jameslasko3315
      @jameslasko3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      World's most unoriginal person

  • @wind_2876
    @wind_2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:07
    *Bougainville: hold my land*

  • @thecontentlesschannel5239
    @thecontentlesschannel5239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not gonna lie, that space heater theory sounds pretty good

  • @liambreen7892
    @liambreen7892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The amount of shade being thrown around in the video is amazing

  • @betelgeuse7322
    @betelgeuse7322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Island: exists
    UK: it's free real estate!!

  • @NorbertSD
    @NorbertSD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh, I thought “New Islands” was the name of an island chain that was disputed territory.

  • @justjordiano
    @justjordiano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Country beats man... especially in Hong Kong” 😮😂

  • @JavierCR25
    @JavierCR25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved your St. Helena airport special!!

  • @paulf.1731
    @paulf.1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sam, in all honesty: Extremities is such a great Podcast. Been listening since the first episode and enjoyed every single minute of it. Thank you so much for your work!!

  • @1297Eman
    @1297Eman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that Sam's recommended TH-cam videos are exactly the same as mine

  • @kineticdeath
    @kineticdeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the brutal Hong Kong reference! Its actually sad that its true in this case.

  • @atari460
    @atari460 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    loving the background music

  • @michaelkelleypoetry
    @michaelkelleypoetry 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gerard Gray was also a Frenchman, and as everyone knows, he had the legacy of surrendering in his bones.

  • @jackp.2807
    @jackp.2807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Islands that form out of nowhere should be given to landlocked countries so they can taste some ocean.

  • @yacobgugsa2524
    @yacobgugsa2524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Well that answer's easy--they're claimed in the name of Halfasinteresting-stania

  • @hypersnake7904
    @hypersnake7904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAI: "Country beats man, especially Hong Kong"
    me: *audibly inhales*

  • @laureven
    @laureven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Country beats man" especially in Hong Kong - genius:). regards

  • @The_NSeven
    @The_NSeven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I honestly kinda wanna claim an island in the name of the Vatican, just so they don't have to be the smallest country.

    • @danielbaker6825
      @danielbaker6825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      pedo island

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only country with 2 Popes per square km.

    • @esajpsasipes2822
      @esajpsasipes2822 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WildBluntHickok actually it would be around 2.27 popes

  • @audiazham4789
    @audiazham4789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    South China Sea : *Exist*
    China : *Im gonna do what's called a pro gamer move*
    Other SEA Nation : *Wait* that's illegal

  • @wendystwitter7199
    @wendystwitter7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:57 I just had an out of body experience

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The shade is strong with this one.

  • @cxaviation3313
    @cxaviation3313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:48
    Hol up, my boi been watching Swiss001!
    Lets goooo!

  • @deep.space.12
    @deep.space.12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank you for the Hong Kong shoutout!!!

  • @snakeeplayz1010
    @snakeeplayz1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine just being in a helicopter just waiting to claim a new island

  • @BarnardClangdeggin
    @BarnardClangdeggin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:33 - that guy is headed for a rude awakening when he discovers that revolver isn’t loaded...

  • @matthew8153
    @matthew8153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If the guy whom planted the flag had stayed on the island and started building a settlement (and used his own flag instead of a company’s) he would have been given the right to create his own country.

  • @zeronetwork9819
    @zeronetwork9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *and country beats man -- especially in HK*
    You have my subscription

  • @harshitbaweja5594
    @harshitbaweja5594 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like your style, knowledge + hilarious taunts 😂

  • @SG003
    @SG003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It depends on who has stronger navy

  • @FairyCRat
    @FairyCRat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:31
    *everyone except Chile, Argentina, the UK, Norway, New Zealand, Australia and France

    • @kingpeanut7273
      @kingpeanut7273 ปีที่แล้ว

      They own it but also technically don't, the only country that can still claim land in Antarctica is the united States but they choose not to

  • @tobiasbrohl5958
    @tobiasbrohl5958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seriously your humor is great

  • @charlesramos7339
    @charlesramos7339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2 videos in 2 days?
    *Hmm....*
    But I get half the time to enjoy each video

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Everyone agreed that nobody would own it” That didn’t stop Argentina from claiming land that isn’t theirs

    • @NotAmira_
      @NotAmira_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Kim

    • @ckpal3575
      @ckpal3575 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So is this your stance Mr. Kim?

  • @cartermiller853
    @cartermiller853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Great Britain:
    *THE SUN NEVER SETS*

  • @goldenmeastreo2800
    @goldenmeastreo2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way you talk for your sponsors tho👏👏👏👏 i mean look at the way u end every video giving a situation and then relating it with ur sponsor 👏😂

  • @rubensimkins3283
    @rubensimkins3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Coool two HAI eps in one week, Black Friday special, 2x1!!

  • @XyzzTooCold
    @XyzzTooCold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Land: **exists**
    China: *I Will TaKe Your ENTIRE stock*

  • @Lumberjack-fr6ve
    @Lumberjack-fr6ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That moment you realise that brooklyn is on an island

    • @coyotedomino
      @coyotedomino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lumberjack 2016 you’re too late i claimed Brooklyn two weeks ago

    • @Lumberjack-fr6ve
      @Lumberjack-fr6ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coyotedomino aha but I claimed long island 3 weeks ago

  • @Sabaoth_Horaios
    @Sabaoth_Horaios 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unclaimed island: exists
    The British: *Breaths heavily*

  • @Autconscipatheonive
    @Autconscipatheonive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:49 add every country and people that has existed on earth to that list

  • @anson_8352
    @anson_8352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Countries beat men, especially in Hong Kong.
    Tears down
    (a comment from a Hongkonger)

  • @VexSG
    @VexSG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This guy should collaborate with Wendover Productions!

  • @jeffbenton6183
    @jeffbenton6183 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:33 the part where he said someone just comes along and takes it and shows a Cowboy put his .44 revolver on the table: priceless

  • @leolin737
    @leolin737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Country beats man, especially in Hong Kong"
    *The Chinese Government wants to know your location*

  • @tritran696
    @tritran696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:22 that's actually a good and accurate joke. Well done!

    • @bryanwong1766
      @bryanwong1766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tri Tran But that is a painful joke. (I'm from Hong Kong)

    • @tritran696
      @tritran696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bryanwong1766 so sorry to hear that. I support you guys

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It all comes down to how much blood a particular government is willing to spill for it.

  • @StevenKluber
    @StevenKluber 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bird: * Poops on island *
    US: It's free real estate.

  • @ValkyRiver
    @ValkyRiver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    An island could also be formed by artificial construction (which automatically claims it, unless Antarctica, Bir Tawil or Liberland constructed it, or if it is the Principality of Sealand)

  • @fathercay
    @fathercay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2 posts in 2 days??? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS LEGAL??

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We own the islands, we’re the best

  • @JosephChuk
    @JosephChuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL Thanks for the shoutout to Hong Kong, which makes this HAI clip extra interesting.

  • @matthieuadeline5388
    @matthieuadeline5388 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol your jokes crack me up each time…especially the france jokes…I’m french

  • @Cactus88
    @Cactus88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love when they stim out about climate change like it's a thing

  • @vandervice4787
    @vandervice4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Last time I was this early, [REDACTED] didn’t know who Joe is

  • @birchtree5884
    @birchtree5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nobody:
    Sam: *Plugs everything his voice allows*

  • @maryannramos3545
    @maryannramos3545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Island: *exists*
    U.K.: Hello Sudan's replacement, welcome to the Empire of Random Rocks from my Collection!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pretty soon MrBeast will own it

  • @Hawkolate
    @Hawkolate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:53 india is messed up lol or not lol

    • @Mercilessonion
      @Mercilessonion 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't ever try to fully know what's going on... Cause 90% of Indians don't know what's going on there... LoL 😂

    • @varana
      @varana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not - that's the world in 1914, and India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and Burma were all British colonies, with a few coastal cities under Portuguese control.

    • @Official_VladimirPutin
      @Official_VladimirPutin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shenmueIII suporta o PNR e Chega e Mario Machado Yes I am a Joke channel, but climate change is real, it's no joke. I would like to see how you feel in 10,000 years when you see that a large portion of land is now gone. Some people honestly are too wrapped up creating fake conspiracies and not saving the environment. Wake up.

  • @PCGeines
    @PCGeines 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I liked the video in the very moment you mentioned Hong Kong. It's like the old phrase: the enemy of China is my friend.

  • @robertoXCX
    @robertoXCX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite island is Sark in the English Channel because it's a dark sky preserve, and Enya made an album inspired by it.

  • @DerZeldaFan1
    @DerZeldaFan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    sooo... the answer to "who owns new islands" is "whoever can enforce their ownership"? that's a lame video

  • @tinyupes
    @tinyupes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Haven't been this early for ages

  • @JakobKiellandYT
    @JakobKiellandYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't wait to start browning safely. Thank you Dashlane.

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If Tanzania would've claimed Surtsey I think Iceland might have cod war 4 on their hands
    Where they just claim the entire Atlantic ocean