How Scientology Got 5,000 Secret Agents in the Government

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    Now, HAI is definitely not a cover for a sketchy secret organization infiltrating world governments to make everyone buy bricks, but if we were, we would rely on quality topic suggestions to fund our operations. That's because good topics make good videos, and that's why we ask you, the viewer, to suggest your ideas to our suggestion bin: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfUdlvw6YgU44J8AnM2U_ZvRMyvh_CUM51LYSqF5nYJB9d1-w/viewform?usp=sf_link
    If we use your topic, we'll even send you a free HAI t-shirt.

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So, how has Mark Rober's defiant package thief responded to his Scientology material?

    • @altaic9202
      @altaic9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The actual organization plans to start the airplane takeover.

    • @Markjameslevy
      @Markjameslevy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

    • @guttmana9767
      @guttmana9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Will you ever make a COVID19 vid

    • @realhawaii5o
      @realhawaii5o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what HAI wants us to think... Clearly HAI is working for someone.......
      Us, of course.
      Who did you think it was?

  • @blacklisted351
    @blacklisted351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    I remember one time during my church confirmation class, we were talking about other religions, and one classmate asked "Is the church of scientology based on science?" and our youth group leader replied "no, no, no, no, no"

    • @sir_dragonfly7287
      @sir_dragonfly7287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yeah, scientology is about as far from actual science as you can get lol

    • @Numbnuts007
      @Numbnuts007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now that I think about it, that would be a really good way for Christianity to keep science, and the worshiping of logic and reason from being a popular religion to overthrow the three monotheistic religions. Get the name and the branding first and absolutely tear it to shreds.

    • @alainvosselman9960
      @alainvosselman9960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sir_dragonfly7287 Well they do seem to have manipulation, brainwash, abuse, corrupting, corruption and murder down to a science.... 😂

    • @ThirdEngr
      @ThirdEngr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There is however a religion known as Christian Scientists though it’s not
      about “science”.

    • @xadielplasencia3674
      @xadielplasencia3674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sir_dragonfly7287 Neither do the other religions to be fair

  • @MrAsianPie
    @MrAsianPie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2498

    Remember, this started because they didn’t want to pay taxes.

    • @warbler1984
      @warbler1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      You've given me an idea!

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@warbler1984 no

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      $2 Billion tax bill

    • @command_unit7792
      @command_unit7792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Eh...That is how the US started...

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So did the USA.

  • @simonargus7662
    @simonargus7662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2540

    People in 1957: you could make a religion out of this

    • @pintpullinggeek
      @pintpullinggeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      No, don't.

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@pintpullinggeek how bout I do _anyway_

    • @tomney4460
      @tomney4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Communism, in the Soviet Union

    • @deltamth7593
      @deltamth7593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Billwurtzology

    • @baylinkdashyt
      @baylinkdashyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In fact, the root cause of the whole fiasco is said to have happened at a cocktail party given by fellow SF author L Sprague deCamp in about 1955, and there are reports from several different people about it, so far as I know.

  • @Lopezzz619
    @Lopezzz619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3721

    Tom Cruise has entered the chat.

    • @pepperjacks
      @pepperjacks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      HAI is on their blacklist now. RIP

    • @Djuntas
      @Djuntas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fears of him jumping on your couch in 1....2.......3.

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      John Travolta has entered the chat

    • @SD-tj5dh
      @SD-tj5dh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's back out of the closet then.

    • @Twebs12
      @Twebs12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      E Lo th-cam.com/video/VwucJ0sDonU/w-d-xo.html

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Scientology is making a comeback here in florida and it is Scary, they put out ads for depression support groups and specifically prey on people who are isolated and potentially dealing w mental health issues and they rope you in by pretending to care and be your friend. I really wish someone would do something about them, theyre a dangerous group

    • @catrybou123
      @catrybou123 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly as long as there are a number of people who believe in it then nothing can be done without the equal protection clause coming in because it will be considered a religion.

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@catrybou123 This goes for literally every single religion. It's extremely ironic when people focus on Scientology as 'dangerous' and 'praying on people' when that's not unique to Scientology. They are *all* dangerous to varying degrees and equally pray on people.
      If the protection clause hasn't been activated due to every other religion, it won't for Scientology.

  • @XxxTheGoldenApplexxX
    @XxxTheGoldenApplexxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Say what you will about scientology but the fact that a writer can make an underground international organization with spies and covert operations around the world is impressive to say the least.

    • @toddmiller5656
      @toddmiller5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So what? L. Ron Hubbard was preceded by Joseph Smith.

    • @viro8683
      @viro8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It’s not that impressive when you consider 100 years before Scientology a Chinese guy claiming to be the brother of Jesus threw China into a 13 year long civil war and the death of around 20 million people.

    • @WhenInDarknessSeekTheLight
      @WhenInDarknessSeekTheLight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@viro8683 It would've even impressive if he succeeded in toppling the Qing and establishing China's first Christian dynasty.

    • @speed65752
      @speed65752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@WhenInDarknessSeekTheLight Imagine how the story would have gone, modern day Templars from China..... As a Muslim, that's a frightful mental image🤣🤣

    • @speed65752
      @speed65752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @TacticalMoonstone Sadly, I never played AC.
      I'm considering starting from Origin, but I'm afraid I'll never have the time to catch up.

  • @Chaosproscho
    @Chaosproscho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Wow, so thanks to the FBI I'll never see a press conference hosted by a cat?

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      President Meow demands all citizens give him headpats!
      No wait too many pats! Stop it! Stop it! He's gonna bite!
      Guys? Why are you not giving your President headpats? Guys?

    • @chr1staki
      @chr1staki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@stylesrj stroke the head... don't pat it... you lunatic!

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@chr1staki
      I call it headpats because headstrokes sounds like a medical problem...

    • @novablade407
      @novablade407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😭😭😭

    • @madams3478
      @madams3478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This might be a branch point. If only “scientology” had gone in the direction of more fun pranks,
      and less mean-spirited bullying.
      The “church” of scientology seems to be filled with mob wannabees. A real mob boss would be quite a bit smoother.

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    HAI: "How scientology got 5000 agents in the goverment."
    Tom Cruise: _"Allow me to introduce myself."_

    • @Twebs12
      @Twebs12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Radian th-cam.com/video/VwucJ0sDonU/w-d-xo.html

    • @tapsfest23
      @tapsfest23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can anyone explain?

    • @tapsfest23
      @tapsfest23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw his name in the comments a lot but can't seem to understand

    • @LeopardDrager
      @LeopardDrager 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tapsfest23 He’s part of Scientology.

    • @dripvader3482
      @dripvader3482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tapsfest23 Tom Cruise is a scientology member or something.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Moral of the story: People will always believe in crazy sh*t

    • @kneegga4677
      @kneegga4677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My dude I have seen your comments on many videos, I don't know if it's you or someone with the same profile picture but before Corona yeets us all I will call you my recommendation buddy

    • @KokoroKatsura
      @KokoroKatsura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a n i m e
      n
      i
      m
      e

    • @zzzzz5026
      @zzzzz5026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      like islam

    • @yestermorrow3223
      @yestermorrow3223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *cOUgh* religion *COUGh*

    • @kingmaker5602
      @kingmaker5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zzzzz5026 cows?

  • @ApaceLp
    @ApaceLp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    So is that why I have to tick a box that I am NOT affiliated with Scientology every time I renew my work contract?

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And a lot more than just the above. This is for starters

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And we thought it was bemusing that anyone who wants to buy Black 3.0 has to vow they are not nor affiliated with Anish Kapoor. :-|

    • @emmafurini4157
      @emmafurini4157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      - are you serious?

    • @TrigramThunder
      @TrigramThunder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@user-vn7ce5ig1z that's just silly though. you can't prevent him from getting his hands on the paint. anyone who is not affiliated with him could sign that, deliver it to him in a way that doesn't raise the seller's suspicions, and that would be it. how can they prove he used it if they don't touch his paintings?

    • @indyola1
      @indyola1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like you live in Germany

  • @chasingtheclouds
    @chasingtheclouds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I once happened to be stuck in a scientology museum cause I thought it was just a regular musuem. Man was I relieved when they eventually let me leave after wanting me to join them

    • @toddmiller5656
      @toddmiller5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was that the L. Ron Hubbard Life Exhibition in Hollywood, California? Just hope you didn't kiss Angel, the boy security guard, on the way out. Oh, and were you approached by a Moroccan security guard while you were there? His name would have been Franc and he would have been yelling "Ai wahn yoo out uff heeer!".

    • @TheElusiveReality
      @TheElusiveReality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was it the museum of death or something like that? It sounds super cool at first glance and it is at first but then it becomes scientology

  • @chongjunxiang3002
    @chongjunxiang3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    With the controversial content like this, I am surprised that he didn't start the video talking bricks. Now SeaOrg is still a thing and there are more than 25k Scientologist is still out there, I am worried about his life.

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They say they have millions, but records indicate it's closer to 10,000. I imagine the number has dropped since Leah Remini did the _Aftermath_ show.

    • @FrozenBusChannel
      @FrozenBusChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He only mentions bricks when he's spilling government beans, not some cult secret that's foiled

    • @nunyabiznez6381
      @nunyabiznez6381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There are approximately 25,000 Scientologists and about 20,000 of them live here in Clearwater where I live. The other 5000 are spread around the world with about 4000 in California. There are $100,000,000 100,000 square foot Scientology centers staffed by 10 people in some cities but every time someone who is lost walks in to ask for directions to the train station they punch a clicker adding them to the membership rolls.

  • @CorwinPearson
    @CorwinPearson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    I was raised by Scientologist parents, but I have since renounced the entire religion. The informational content of this video is very accurate, but the supplemental B-Shots are not, they're just way too 007 style. The language and vocabulary are obviously very different from how the Church of Scientology would describe itself, but every description of Scientology's actions (when taken literally) are truthful in their essence. While this video if stylized in the way TH-cam prefers, it's core information is honest and truthful. I know it may be difficult to accept, but the vast majority of the of the world's population considers Scientology to be one of the more dangerous religions in the world. If you are considering leaving the religion of Scientology, I highly recommend it, as a survivor. My life has never been so understandable since I denounced Scientology, albeit, with some dark times.

    • @sonyabladesbooty3890
      @sonyabladesbooty3890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Xenu is gonna be mad at you....

    • @sir_dragonfly7287
      @sir_dragonfly7287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm glad you managed to get away from it as I know some people are not so lucky. I'm personally an atheist who doesn't believe in any religion, and I don't intend to either.

    • @meutyg7501
      @meutyg7501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sir_dragonfly7287 you’re not a Scientologist xenu will hear about this

    • @sir_dragonfly7287
      @sir_dragonfly7287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@meutyg7501 xenu shmenu

    • @angbald
      @angbald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sir_dragonfly7287 Xenu Schmenu is one step above. You just passed your e reading. Kifflom brother.

  • @CatholicWeeb
    @CatholicWeeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Me: When's the Brick Video Coming out?
    HAI: It was Satire.
    Me: Pls make one anyway.
    HAI: No.

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @Cyancat123
      @Cyancat123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When did he say anything about a brick video?

    • @korakys
      @korakys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is my favourite video about bricks: th-cam.com/video/p5qVxAoKwbE/w-d-xo.html

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when is the Hall As Interesting second channel launching, I've been waiting for that one for ages

    • @Cyancat123
      @Cyancat123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He literally made it lol.

  • @qtluna7917
    @qtluna7917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I always find it fun to come across one of their recruitment stands. It's scary how innocent they try to act, and how shady the person overseeing the drones seems.

    • @loganw7101
      @loganw7101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have never encountered one. You have made me scared.

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, it's as terrifying as every other religion preaching bullshit and claiming innocence.

  • @aceman67
    @aceman67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    If HaI disappears suddenly, we know why.

    • @omairrazaakram
      @omairrazaakram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't worry the Wendover jet planes and Real life lore's walking windmills will raid sciencetolgy

    • @RyanKhieu
      @RyanKhieu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't his name Sam

    • @mikelmart
      @mikelmart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He must know the Clintons.

  • @NotAmira_
    @NotAmira_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    I was honestly expecting this video to be about bricks.

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wanted bricks!

    • @NotAmira_
      @NotAmira_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@theviniso #WeWantBricks

    • @hasdarivahsla6351
      @hasdarivahsla6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet, we still need to wait

    • @KokoroKatsura
      @KokoroKatsura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A N I M E
      N
      I
      M
      E

    • @NotAmira_
      @NotAmira_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KokoroKatsura _anime_

  • @qarx6666
    @qarx6666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    He kept mispronouncing words, like saying “religion” instead of “cult”

    • @Kriae
      @Kriae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      cult is just a fancy way of saying scam

    • @silvershield1002
      @silvershield1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Honestly cult is just “less accepted religion” or more blatantly obvious about their funny business

    • @declaniii6324
      @declaniii6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Silvershield100 nope, cults aren’t even necessarily religious: m.th-cam.com/video/QUHNKCkXYes/w-d-xo.html

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What’s the difference?!

    • @notsoma
      @notsoma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@EuroGuy85 Heard someone say the difference is what happens when you try to leave. I tend to agree

  • @Dornul
    @Dornul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    How the heck does Scientology still exist after something like this?

    • @chadwells7562
      @chadwells7562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good question, they should’ve been crushed

    • @AcolyteOfLucifer
      @AcolyteOfLucifer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess the gov too afraid to challenge them, what a shame.

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy ปีที่แล้ว

      How does Islam still exist after slaughtering millions of innocents, setting of bombs in countries around the world, performing Jihads, and generally oppressing people? How does Christianity still exist after the crusades, judging and general oppression, and torturing people they don't agree with?
      It still exists because it's a religion like any other. Just as shitty and brainwashed, with just as many flaws. You'd be mistaken believing Scientology is the only religion to have infiltrated anything... We've had centuries of all other religions, particularly Christians and Muslims doing exactly the same thing, just with less advanced technology to detect.

    • @TheStreetFoolosopherMr187
      @TheStreetFoolosopherMr187 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The government should've banned them

  • @GiulianoScocozza
    @GiulianoScocozza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Can you imagine having the charisma to start a cult that would result in 5k agents all of a sudden following whatever instructions you gave them?

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Thank you for having captions on your videos the second they are up. As an autistic person with sensory processing issues I find videos much harder to follow without captions as I miss words.
    And honestly... Auto Generated is useless more often than not even if the speaker's don't have accents.
    And yet... yours is the first video I've watched that was uploaded in the last day that has actual captions. And of those many I've watched (ya know; nothing much else to do rn) in the last day less than a third of them even had Autogenerated captions 9.9
    So again; thank you for doing that small effort (or cost) to have captions on your videos. I really wish more edutubers did. There's pretty much just you, KhAnubis, and Tom Scott that I expect this from.

    • @fica1137
      @fica1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was great when subscribers could write captions but some people abused the feature to self promote and now majority of popular channels disabled the feature or limited it to trusted people only therefore making it a slower process

    • @arcticthehunter7099
      @arcticthehunter7099 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pog

  • @lordhater2
    @lordhater2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    You know what the scariest part of this video is? I can’t tell when he’s joking and when he’s not

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There are no jokes

    • @TheElusiveReality
      @TheElusiveReality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everything was true including celebrity involvement

    • @therealbenlove
      @therealbenlove ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The real answer, is that he barely scratches the surface on the whackyness of scientology.

  • @uss_04
    @uss_04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “Of course Scientology is legitimate! It’s got science right in the name!”
    Kappa

    • @chr1staki
      @chr1staki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have to pass a test to use the word 'science' and then everything you say must ge considered 100% true 😉

    • @EffortlessEthan
      @EffortlessEthan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm going to start a branch of science called religiontology just to bring balance to the force.

    • @basti1899fürimmer
      @basti1899fürimmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chr1staki Wah

    • @loganw7101
      @loganw7101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EffortlessEthan I feel like your tempting fate there buddy.

  • @altaic9202
    @altaic9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    The replies have turned into a big fight, so I had to edit this.

    • @jono8198
      @jono8198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You've got that partially correct.
      1) Only 5% of scientologists ever make it to OT level 3.
      2) They don't believe that the galactic overlord Xenu created Christianity.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is beginning to sound like Douglas Adams.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@jono8198 Their literature says ALL religions are false memories implanted by Xenu's forces. That includes Christianity.

    • @tudorjason
      @tudorjason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Omg, I wonder if Scientologists created COVID-19 to make the world think their church is true.
      Tom Cruise created COVID-19!

    • @EpicTubah
      @EpicTubah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I mean...
      *Christians* believe that there's a space dictator that created Christianity.

  • @hyderixe
    @hyderixe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    In Sweden, the government occasionally sends drug addicts to a scientology treatment facility and there, they take extensive sessions in the sauna, do obedience exercises and more.
    I don't know if all of this is true, but it is weird anyway.

  • @LukeyWestSide
    @LukeyWestSide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    To this day I'm still surprised my high school world religion teacher let me do a project on scientology... it is the furthest thing from a religion lol

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean if your world religion teacher was familar with the history of religion, they'd realize that things like not actually doing charity and taking money from their members was regular past Catholicism thing. So they'd let the cult part slide.

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, not surprising at all. Every world religion was as weird as Scientology at one point.

    • @justinblin
      @justinblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Makes you wonder if Christianity was started bcs someone didn’t want to pay taxes to the Romans

    • @petersmythe6462
      @petersmythe6462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, or its organized religion in its purest form...

    • @petersmythe6462
      @petersmythe6462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justinblin Considering that Jesus literally says to pay your taxes to the Romans... I doubt it.

  • @PabloPerroPerro
    @PabloPerroPerro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "We can make a religion out of this!"
    -Ron Hubbard

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Theres a couple of quotes attributed to hubbars such as "the easiest way to enslave a man is promise him his freedom" something scientology does in a big way "lets sell them a piece of blue sky" which inspired a book exposing $cientology called A Piece of Blue Sky. And his most famous quote, apparently had several semi-famous wittnesses (who were all part of a writting circle who would drink and play poker at some bar) "the easiest way to earn money is to start your own religion"
      Ive probably messed those quotes up a little but thats the jist.

    • @baylinkdashyt
      @baylinkdashyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That last quote is pretty close to the version that I have heard from the DeCamp cocktail party I mentioned in a comment above.

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The sun is a deadly laser.
      They never got Ethiopia

    • @gc6096
      @gc6096 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      out of this bullshit!*

    • @Jenkowelten
      @Jenkowelten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No don't

  • @caydenrichards303
    @caydenrichards303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Thanks for exposing this dangerous cult. The tax exempt status hopefully will be revoked

  • @zakiducky
    @zakiducky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy shit. The fact this went under the radar for so long is even more frightening than the fact this happened.

  • @leonleon2021
    @leonleon2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Scientology agents want to know Half's location.

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You just know David Miscarriage has a Google-alert for the word "scientology"…

  • @TheSheiban
    @TheSheiban 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Well, HAI is on Scientology's watchlist now. Nice knowing you...

  • @omara.947
    @omara.947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Okay wait did u consult Tom cruise to make this
    Just asking

  • @nicholasdavoli2973
    @nicholasdavoli2973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I wonder how he will make this aviation related

    • @olbradley
      @olbradley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He'd probably say something like, "they infiltrated an aviation company so that they wouldn't have to pay travel expenses."

    • @jur4x
      @jur4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Scientologists believe something something spaceships that look like DC-8 something something"

    • @julesb6816
      @julesb6816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tom Cruise enters the chat.

    • @insanomonkey
      @insanomonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FLYING ALIENS

    • @ultimatestoryteller
      @ultimatestoryteller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He would simply switch to Wendover Productions

  • @HolowatyVlogs
    @HolowatyVlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The fact that they lost their tax-exempt status and then regained it is the definition of an oxymoron.

    • @gc6096
      @gc6096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr?

  • @LuisGutierrezG123
    @LuisGutierrezG123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    L Ron Hubbard was a black man
    And his real name was L Ron Hoyabembe

    • @xDAZZE
      @xDAZZE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      L Ron Harambe*

  • @m.anthonyc.8761
    @m.anthonyc.8761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "They talked their way out (from being caught) by fake IDs, Cover stories, and Being White"
    Omg I'm Dead 🤣😂😂🤣

  • @blobturtlebing
    @blobturtlebing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    LOL you know for a fact that they are watching this.

  • @eugeneimbangyorteza
    @eugeneimbangyorteza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jesus Christ I *really* thought this was April Fool's Joke until I read it up.

  • @DylanWebb101
    @DylanWebb101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Imagine how many airplane vids you could do while you are in lockdown! Just imagine

  • @0010a0-r
    @0010a0-r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    L. Ron Hubbard: *writes a book*
    Also L. Ron Hubbard: "wait, I can make a religion out of this!"

    • @toddmiller5656
      @toddmiller5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaaaaahhhh, Joseph Smith did the same thing in the 1820s.

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone: "no don't"

  • @Weirdude777
    @Weirdude777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Last time I was this early, the 737 MAX was still flying!

  • @Photosounder
    @Photosounder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    It really shows how weak and vulnerable our societies are when after all this we still haven't banned their cult and put all its leaders in gulag forever.

    • @beanch9616
      @beanch9616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Photosounder they have the right to free assembly, speech and religion under the first amendment

    • @Photosounder
      @Photosounder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beanch9616 Your made up rights are stupid.

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeahs Gulag or i guess guantanamo bay since we have no gulag

    • @gc6096
      @gc6096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @metaparalysis3441
      @metaparalysis3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beanch9616 and espionage too!!!

  • @danieldeburgh8437
    @danieldeburgh8437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Turn that poop into wine" - L. Ron Hoyabembe

  • @ShamWerks
    @ShamWerks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:57 : That ATLAB reference granted you my everlasting consideration.

  • @willwiegelman3953
    @willwiegelman3953 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Scientology also has an ad in every Super Bowl for some reason

  • @kalenzypie
    @kalenzypie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TOM's SHOW IS ACTUALLY GENIUS! Intriguing, well-thought out mechanics and you get invested(haha) straight away

  • @menmikimen
    @menmikimen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Small correction: Dianetics aren't science fiction, these are fictional science

  • @samuelmaingi6365
    @samuelmaingi6365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That Avatar reference though about the Fire Nation hahaha

  • @natedetailscars
    @natedetailscars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your use of stock footage is top tier. I love it.

  • @kanlalonde1356
    @kanlalonde1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Watching this before it maybe gets taken down by a literal cult.

  • @mattd6264
    @mattd6264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh the dry humour is just priceless. I love it.
    Two thumbs up!

  • @BogusmanTheSwagman
    @BogusmanTheSwagman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I despise Scientology, but I do like the cat meeting idea.

  • @golgarisoul
    @golgarisoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Inb4 Halfasinteresting gets sued to death.

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sued? Everything he said was legitimate and true. There's no way a court would accept such a case.

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@foximacentauri7891
      Doesn't mean that the kooks won't try to sue him anyway. It's what they do.

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sujimtangerines well I hope not

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@foximacentauri7891
      You haven't read up much about Scientology have you?
      Well, here's a starter list:
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
      Under the "Controversies" and "Disputes over legal status"

  • @hitardo
    @hitardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The thing is:
    Scientology is still open for business.
    Moreover, it still has tax exemption.
    That is impressive!

    • @worldtraveler930
      @worldtraveler930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So just exactly how did that happen???

    • @gc6096
      @gc6096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Horribly

    • @AcolyteOfLucifer
      @AcolyteOfLucifer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a complete embarrassment for the US

  • @The_NSeven
    @The_NSeven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Signed up for Nebula yesterday and watched all of Tom's show, and it was really good! Definitely would recommend

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact they discovered this and Scientology somehow still skirts it’s tax obligations despite billions of dollars in assets and hundreds of millions in annual revenue is….unfortunate.

  • @maruftim
    @maruftim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn, the story is so great they made a "live-action" of it.

  • @m.anthonyc.8761
    @m.anthonyc.8761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    **John Travolta has left the chat**
    **Tom Cruise has left the chat**

  • @bificommander
    @bificommander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Erroneous was code for true but unflattering."
    Scientology was ahead of the curve.

  • @MangumDesignBuild
    @MangumDesignBuild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the sidebar humorous comments. Makes your videos even more engaging and interesting. :)

  • @eliwachs7321
    @eliwachs7321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watched Money and was rooting for you-- voice of reason on there even if airplanes weren't discussed in an analogy!

  • @mimikyoo
    @mimikyoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you have one day left to use all your stock footage

  • @cloudkitt
    @cloudkitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Frankly this channel could focus exclusively on Scientology and probably have content for a year.

  • @Envido32
    @Envido32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video was a constant in loop reaction of "wait... what?!"

  • @BenchFox_
    @BenchFox_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Michael (m)Eisner.
    Coincidence? I think NOT.

  • @deltalord6969
    @deltalord6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh good this makes me have soooo much more faith in our government

  • @prettypic444
    @prettypic444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s amazing Scientology hasn’t gone totally Waco yet

  • @digimanga
    @digimanga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    .... I want that cat press conference.

  • @orrins8554
    @orrins8554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    well you’re on a list in a Scientology office now

  • @mittensfastpaw
    @mittensfastpaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And yet they are still not considered a terrorist organization. Fucking insane!

    • @mittensfastpaw
      @mittensfastpaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Al Swearengen No, God no.

  • @Nemo-kk7qg
    @Nemo-kk7qg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like how he keeps saying "Pretend religion based on a work of fiction" to distinguish scientology from all those real, science-based religions.

    • @icyr0bin-794
      @icyr0bin-794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i usually dont like edgy atheists but lmfao nice one

    • @Nemo-kk7qg
      @Nemo-kk7qg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@icyr0bin-794 Thanks. :)

    • @sir_dragonfly7287
      @sir_dragonfly7287 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is great lol

    • @aurexify
      @aurexify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man this was so funny I forgot to laugh

  • @kgw72
    @kgw72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dunno why, I though that this video would have a intro about bricks... :(

  • @tasquizztaylor1698
    @tasquizztaylor1698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sam: Humans are ancient aliens living inside of bodies that were evolved from clams
    *shows scallops*

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:27 trying to open a lock with a Philips head screwdriver XD

  • @verylongname8161
    @verylongname8161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You and reallifelore uploaded like 2 seconds apart from each other

  • @kexerino
    @kexerino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the part where the video just goes to complete chaos, then somehow it sort of makes sense at the end of the sentence.

  • @amonke2761
    @amonke2761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Breaking News! All of the Half as Interesting found dead after committing suicide via two bullet shots to the back of the head.

  • @jwrarmstrong
    @jwrarmstrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great episode once again.

  • @greenviceroy9593
    @greenviceroy9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Everyone: Tom Cruise
    Me, a jazz pianist: Chick Corea

    • @georgewilson7432
      @georgewilson7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is a Scientologist? Oh...

    • @santibanks
      @santibanks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@georgewilson7432 Chick is very deep in Scientology (I guess along with his wife Gayle Moran, known from Mahavishnu Orchestra). His band Return to Forever and it's song titles are all scientology references. The reason the classic quartet spit up was because Al and Lenny had enough of Scientology. Chick thanks Hubbard in every liner note of his albums. He actually made an album with Hubbard (though I never heard it) and called him "A true Renaissance man". Stanley Clarke left the church but is still a bit positive about it.
      Chick also created this studio called Mad Hatter Studio's in LA somewhere in the 80ies (a reference to Alice in Wonderland). He sold it to the Scientology church but sometimes still records there I think.
      There is actually a Chick Corea documentary on scientology tv. As far as I know, Chick is still active in scientology and feels like it helped him connect to his audience and finds his style and intrinsic motivation to play. To be fair, while my personal opinion is that it's all bogus and more like a pyramid scheme, I am convinced that it did inspire Chick to do the music he did.

  • @sarmadali7191
    @sarmadali7191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You have the most unique way of making a video, love you're videos!

  • @jwhite5008
    @jwhite5008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Tom Scott subjected..." - oh this might be good
    "Available exclusively on yet-another-subscription-video-sevice" - Oh, ok, NOT INTERESTED.

    • @peterpeter5214
      @peterpeter5214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s 12 bucks a year and supports independent creators I think I can live with that

    • @bernardcraine
      @bernardcraine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Making content costs money. If you're unable/unwilling to pay for it, does not mean content creators should stop just so you don't miss out.

    • @piranha031091
      @piranha031091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, you prefer youtube's ad revenue model, which runs on selling your privacy to whoever asks, so that they can better manipulate you with targeted advertisement, and only favours content that "they" (whoever that may be) deem to be "ad-friendly"?

    • @bernardcraine
      @bernardcraine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Toxic Potato You don't sound so toxic!!!

  • @minikretz1
    @minikretz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Going to watch Money now! Thanks for mentioning it!

  • @harshdharpawar3183
    @harshdharpawar3183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mr.Bean has left the chat.
    Tom Cruise has entered the chat.
    Government Agents : Am I joke to you.
    Half as Interesting....

  • @funniefluffyfun9398
    @funniefluffyfun9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does anyone know the exact name of the music playing at 4:17 , but I remember a female singing, along the lines of ‘you, me we could be...anything we wannna be...’

  • @lucykwiatek5159
    @lucykwiatek5159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm looking forward to Project The Huntsman: Winter's War
    .

  • @alanclark8342
    @alanclark8342 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That “ehempf just kidding” was so satisfying and funny at the same time

  • @glendalelaxer
    @glendalelaxer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching this on April 1st and halfway thru I thought, is this a April fools video? Nope it was loaded on March 31st and Scientologist are just this weird.

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is... is this treason and/or espionage?

  • @tealmer3528
    @tealmer3528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey can you hurry up and put this on Nebula? I want to watch it ad-free. Why don't you upload the videos to both TH-cam and Nebula at the same time, or Nebula first, because it is a paid service?

    • @chr1staki
      @chr1staki 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's Nebula? Any good?

    • @tealmer3528
      @tealmer3528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chr1staki Nebula is a service run by the Standard Network. (which includes HAI, Wendover Productions, Real Engineering, RealLifeLore, LegalEagle and 71 other educational TH-cam creators) It provides ad-free access to all of their videos as well as some originals that they make, including but not limited to Grand Test Auto (exactly what it sounds like), Tom Scott's Money (game show with creators, including Sam from Wendover and HAI), and the Logistics of D-Day (by Real Engineering). It comes for free with a Curiosity Stream membership when you sign up at CuriosityStream.com/hai and use code "hai" at check out. 31 day free trial, then $12 for a year or $3 for a month. You get an email after you sign up to set up your Nebula account. You can also sign up for Nebula without a Curiosity Stream membership at watchnebula.com for $30/year, although I don't know why anyone would do that instead of through CuriosityStream. CuriosityStream is a streaming service for documentaries, and has thousands of them.

    • @chr1staki
      @chr1staki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tealmer3528 thanks for the thorough description. I checked it out. Looks interesting! Sort of like a Netflix for TH-cam creators

    • @tealmer3528
      @tealmer3528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chr1staki yeah, no problem.

  • @borisxanovavich4466
    @borisxanovavich4466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Last time I was this early, there were more plane videos than HAI videos.

  • @Lamalas
    @Lamalas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The fire nation attacked", and "on the account of being white",... I love how you fill your storytelling with geeky refferences, truths and sarcasm.

  • @Holmaaron
    @Holmaaron 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I snuck into a Scientology church once. We drank a bunch of vodka, watched bad recruitment movies, then stole a Scientology navy movie and legged it.

  • @BobSmith1980.
    @BobSmith1980. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At this point, everyone kinda knows how screwed up Scientology is. So anyone that joins up now, well they're just looking for trouble and deserve what they get

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy ปีที่แล้ว

      This line can apply to every religion....

    • @BobSmith1980.
      @BobSmith1980. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ElusiveTy pretty much. Any organized religion is corrupted by people for their own purpose

  • @DamirMaatar
    @DamirMaatar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2 days after this video came out, the author saw a suspicious black SUV in front of his house

  • @sebibalbi
    @sebibalbi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Half as Interesting: This video was made possible by curiosity stream.

    • @Cordell-
      @Cordell- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sebastián Balbi bet you feel cool

  • @MartinPoulter
    @MartinPoulter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do a follow-up on Operation Freakout!

  • @Illegal_Alien84
    @Illegal_Alien84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Aliens always have to be evolved into humans business

    • @julesb6816
      @julesb6816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that you Zenu?

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      > Aliens always have to be evolved into humans business
      *involved
      > Is that you Zenu?
      *Xenu

  • @TheKwiji
    @TheKwiji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know how it is with other job positions at the German state but every time I worked as a tutor at my university, with a contract I also had to sign a 2 pager, that I am not connected in any way to Scientology, far left and far right. Makes the whole "religion" thing seem very different when even the state sees a danger for the educational system in scientology, comparable to far right/left.

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Scientists: *we can make a religion out of this*