Lost User David Cann was in the BBC TV series Doctors & if you caught it randomly on daytime TV it was pretty unsettling. I’d like to think Chris Morris was intentionally subverting BBC light entertainment.
@@SherHerbert Probably Chris Morris's sly way of still having an influence within the BBC as they pretty much banned him after his Blue Jam music shows....at least he sneaked one of his stalwarts on there, in David Cann.....lol
How have I never noticed the line "have a seat and sit down"? It's just tautology but it whizzes by so quickly and so casually that when you realise it, it's becomes funny for some reason. I love Chris Morris
Bad knee scene: An Ending (Ascent) - Brian Eno Phone consultation : P - Labradford Same Lob Rate: Going Down - Funki Porcini Phone porn: ? Blinded: ? Bed wetting : Lions Writing The Bible - Third Eye Foundation
4:58 "So... what's the story?" I bough a pair of half moon reading glasses on Amazon just to be able to reenact this scene at home. Soon, my wife started doing the same to me. Incredible.
Chris Morris pushed comedy right off the edge with this stuff. Next time I get pulled over for doing 120 on the motorway I'll just make sure I've got my marine signal light on the passenger seat. With some heavy Mogadon tunes playing, of course.
I used to work as an interpreter, and one of the GPs I would regularly attend with patients was a bit like this - he had an obviously drugged dog in a basket in the corner, and his first question (for male patients, obviously), regardless of ailment, was ALWAYS "do you have any back pain?", followed by " do you feel pain in the end of your penis?". He would almost spit the word 'penis' out, and it never failed to disconcert me, not to mention the patient.
It's bizarre isn't it? I've come back to watch that part at 1:46 several times recently. Depending on my mood it's either disturbing or hilarious, but it's utterly compelling. Byyyyyee!
I really loved finding Blue jam in 2020. everything felt so new to me and I was so so stunned by the genius lol I can't articulate it quite well but it was such a great pandemic discovery :)
Soooo trippy, voices slowed down played over some fkn mint ambient music. The most disturbing comedy I’ve ever watched. Chris Morris is a comedy genius who was ten if not twenty years ahead of his time. (The parents with the 5 (?) year-.old daughter who they’d decided identified as a bloke in his forties is possibly THE most topical subject here in April 2023: Jam is from 2000)
I once had a GP who used to open every appointment with 'What's wrong with you then?' I once said 'I don't know' and he said (without a trace of humour or a glimmer of irony) 'How can I help if you don't tell me what's wrong with you? Do you think I'm psychic?'
@@calcifiedinnerbaldur thank you so much for replying and bringing me back to this because I’ve been trying to remember the name of this for like a year lol
The ultimate LSD show, not for the faint of mind but tremendously enjoyable while tripping if you can handle it. I remember reading that this was originally broadcast super late at night. I recommend searching out the "Jaaaaam" remix version, even more trippy effects.
the 1fm radio version 'blue jam' was broadcast at midnight. I remember this because it used to be straight after mary ann hobbs breeze block from 10-12. this tv version I think went out at 9pm, not that late...
Haven't they (nearly) always spoken complete rubbish? For each doctors we have, there's a 1000 more sick people. If it's not a minor issue all they do is mask symptoms.
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20 years ago when this came out I couldn't get my head around it. Now it's the only thing that makes sense.
Makes more sense than this fucking yeah anyway!
Amen to that
Prophecy.
Nice
@Heretic
Both
Every time my actual doctor says 'What seems to be the problem?' I laugh so hysterically that they usually prescribe me half a kilo of heroin.
Same here
Shipman just killed them
The one where he temporarily blinds himself to get out of an awkward situation is absolutely my favourite. So hilarious
"I'll probably need someone to lead me out to the car"
"I'm going to do this over the phone" was a joke in 2000, in 2023 that means you've had a result and actually gotten an 'appointment'
i love the radio phone in quiz style of healthcare, getting up at 6am just to be told I haven't called fast enough for my gp
My favourite recurring sketch of this acid trip series. Insane behaviour aside, the guy's whole demeanour just screams GP - inspired casting.
Its funny he went on to play a doctor in Eastenders. I kept expecting him to do something insane during Dots check up.
In 2023 'knowing what your GP looks like' is a pretty major flex in the UK
I've watched this on acid and it was a fucking hoot 😊
If anyone can, David Cann
It used to be on David Cann’s website opening page!!!!
This is the reason I finally got a DVD player in 2003! When they released jam on it! Can quote every sketch off by heart as a result!!!!
Something to note here is that Chris Morris’ parents are both doctors.
Lost User David Cann was in the BBC TV series Doctors & if you caught it randomly on daytime TV it was pretty unsettling. I’d like to think Chris Morris was intentionally subverting BBC light entertainment.
@@SherHerbert Junfan Mantovani does not exist. But has has been in the papers.
David Cann also made a cameo on Eastenders once...as a doctor!
@@SherHerbert Probably Chris Morris's sly way of still having an influence within the BBC as they pretty much banned him after his Blue Jam music shows....at least he sneaked one of his stalwarts on there, in David Cann.....lol
@@tamatkins Someone in BBC casting having a laugh :D
I'm piecing together a holistic puzzle.
How have I never noticed the line "have a seat and sit down"? It's just tautology but it whizzes by so quickly and so casually that when you realise it, it's becomes funny for some reason. I love Chris Morris
If you've got a good set of headphones the music is bloody amazing
Bad knee scene: An Ending (Ascent) - Brian Eno
Phone consultation : P - Labradford
Same Lob Rate: Going Down - Funki Porcini
Phone porn: ?
Blinded: ?
Bed wetting : Lions Writing The Bible - Third Eye Foundation
@@mericet39 An Ending (Ascent) is beautiful :)
Brian ENO! Off his Apollo album from 1983, it is indeed an absolute joy! Magical👌
Yes it’s very evocative, great music
what about a shit set?
4:58 "So... what's the story?"
I bough a pair of half moon reading glasses on Amazon just to be able to reenact this scene at home. Soon, my wife started doing the same to me. Incredible.
I expect your cock went off like a spunky firework.
"I'm going to do this over the phone" just made me snort-laugh so hard i think I've broken the inside of my nose, pure genius these
Chris Morris pushed comedy right off the edge with this stuff. Next time I get pulled over for doing 120 on the motorway I'll just make sure I've got my marine signal light on the passenger seat.
With some heavy Mogadon tunes playing, of course.
I used to work as an interpreter, and one of the GPs I would regularly attend with patients was a bit like this - he had an obviously drugged dog in a basket in the corner, and his first question (for male patients, obviously), regardless of ailment, was ALWAYS "do you have any back pain?", followed by " do you feel pain in the end of your penis?". He would almost spit the word 'penis' out, and it never failed to disconcert me, not to mention the patient.
lmao
Wow - I would love a doctor like that 😍
"they even have the same lob rate!"
"harmony of knob!"
At first i didn't think much of the set changing every time, but now i realize he probably keeps having to relocate
The "Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyye" just sends me and I have no idea why, lol.
It's bizarre isn't it? I've come back to watch that part at 1:46 several times recently. Depending on my mood it's either disturbing or hilarious, but it's utterly compelling. Byyyyyee!
BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE
Chooooowwww
An Ending (Ascent) is such a beautiful piece of music
Ah THANK YOU , have been trying to to recall what that was called >
Brian Eno
It's the perfect thing to listen to at the end of life
Sketch at 2:10: this seems to be how seeing an NHS GP works these days.
Superb show I remember fondly, and Blue Jam on Radio 1 of course.
Byyyyyyyyyeeeee
It's a fucking massive bulb.
It's incredibly reassuring that this comment was already here. I am home.
Whoever wrote this absurd genius deserves a medal.
Chris Morris. And yes, he is a genius. And Denholm Reynholm in the IT Crowd,
Yes, yes, this compilation is a good solid mass.
I really loved finding Blue jam in 2020. everything felt so new to me and I was so so stunned by the genius lol I can't articulate it quite well but it was such a great pandemic discovery :)
Soooo trippy, voices slowed down played over some fkn mint ambient music.
The most disturbing comedy I’ve ever watched. Chris Morris is a comedy genius who was ten if not twenty years ahead of his time.
(The parents with the 5 (?) year-.old daughter who they’d decided identified as a bloke in his forties is possibly THE most topical subject here in April 2023: Jam is from 2000)
one cannot begin to describe the sinister insanity-comedy ; i loved this with Nighty Night, Father Ted, Fast Show
S Y N C H R O N I S E D C O C K S
the fact David Cann played a GP in Eastenders makes this and the other show even funnier
The phone scenario (the 2nd one) is the best! Genius
They’re both great! And by the way The Phone Scenario sounds like a band name that Morris himself would come up with
When he looks at her and says, I know
This always used to be on in a random tent at festivals in the early 2000s!
This is now a better experience than I have with my GP.
I once had a GP who used to open every appointment with 'What's wrong with you then?' I once said 'I don't know' and he said (without a trace of humour or a glimmer of irony) 'How can I help if you don't tell me what's wrong with you? Do you think I'm psychic?'
almost as bad as explaining exactly what's wrong and being met with "well what do you want me to do about it?", which I got once
@@CS-mo7xp When I described my symptoms, the GP suggested I go home and Google what it might be.
Feels like these scenarios have come true
Alison coming in and acting vaguely reasonable made me feel so relieved.
"No it's NOT great!"
Why do i enjoy this show so much
It's wholly unique, which is refreshing
@@calcifiedinnerbaldur thank you so much for replying and bringing me back to this because I’ve been trying to remember the name of this for like a year lol
@@chanceytheyoungin you're welcome lol. Check out blue Jam too if you have t already. Just as good as Jam.
What’s not to enjoy? 😊 It’s utterly idiosyncratic comedy genius!
20 years ago we used to get really stoned and watch these episodes. It would blow my mind 🤣
You're brave: instant whitey territory this stuff!
gonna try this haha
feels like a dream
The ultimate LSD show, not for the faint of mind but tremendously enjoyable while tripping if you can handle it. I remember reading that this was originally broadcast super late at night. I recommend searching out the "Jaaaaam" remix version, even more trippy effects.
Or just smoke a bowl, then you don't get sucked in.
the 1fm radio version 'blue jam' was broadcast at midnight. I remember this because it used to be straight after mary ann hobbs breeze block from 10-12.
this tv version I think went out at 9pm, not that late...
It's much nicer than yours...
Could you leave me alone now please?
Love the actor he's brilliant 👏
Your talking dirty past the shaft!
"I'll need to have a look at your old chap."
"Synchronised cocks"
a brilliant parody of the irrationality of NHS bureaucracy.
Love the monged music on that last sketch!!!!
Saw the Doc walking down Askew road. Was really tempted to shout mah nah mah nah at him
I like to think the boy never wet the bed again after that
Wow, I guess a bad trip is like that last scene ... "ciao"
Classic, dark, British humour
He was almost the exact same character in EastEnders, except with his sanity more intact
When was he in Eastenders lol?
@@freshpresseu he was in EastEnders as the GP who gave Dot Cotton a cancer diagnosis.
There's a clip on YT. Someone made that episode into jam. It's called easteeeenders or something like that.
that was funny but i feel like i'm going mad at the same time
"But it's great!"
A harmony of knobs 😂
'we've got the same lob rate'
Thank you.
good solid mass
Thank you
Affter all...it's not a disseassse...
ccCiaaoo.
"Dr Basingstoke" lol
The telephone sexline one is my favourite. "Like a spunky firework" is classic Morris.
Remember them well..writing&filming way ahead of it's time!!
A Harmony of Knobs !.
Chris Morris is my favourite comedy writer with terrible skin.
3:10 he was doing his covid GP impression working from home on Zoom for £80k a year!
This brings back such strong memories.
Good density.
Same lob rate
Two more times before I'm reported
Matthew Vockersbeige
Pants first!
Oh berluddy HELL.
a harmony of knobs
Very fitting
I reckon Charlie Croker’s idea at the end of the Italian Job is in there somewhere!
The editings just like blue jam/jam
If he did feel anything it will have only been excruciating pain
SPOT ON 😂
Now I know where my GP got that from and why he "treated" me exactly like that.
This isn’t right you know
I know... (and that nodding smile)
Ah, I've cum on my knee. Alright, bye.
Plank your lipids.
I WAS` MAD2E TO WARTCH JAM// ON ACID ONC,E BU.T I'M OO.K. NOW
Apparently you wrote this comment on acid too
"He is not Bono. He is rubbish."
Don’t do drugs kids. (Well no, actually: DO do drugs, they’re amazing, but don’t watch this or listen to Blue Jam on acid)
Brian Eno music fits well here
Riiiiight
This is gaslighting at it's finest.
Play this on x1.75 speed and it’s normal you know...
I know
Anyone know what the music is on the final clip?
Lions writing the Bible. Or something like that.
Spread your glutes.
I feel almost stupid asking if this is slowed down... It's probably the original speed.
you are correct. The playback is as intended
What is the music in the very first sketch?
Brian Eno - An Ending. A excellent bit of music that is also used very well in the film 28 days later.
First time ive seen this,almost wet myself 🤣🤣
What's the music playing for the first one? I know the series used a lot of original ambient and electronic stuff but I've heard that piece elsewhere.
An Ending (Ascent). By Brian Eno, Its been used in lots of stuff including the film 28 days later.
@@Butler195 thought it was Eno, similar to the Dune Prophecy theme
A harmony of nobs!
Byyyyyyeeeeeeee 1:51
Double the speed
Other people's doctors aren't like this?
There are many worse things than. Wetting yourself
Paul meek
This same actor appeared a year or two after this was broadcast AS A DOCTOR on Eastenders. Can anyone reading this pls find evidence?
Yes i remember. Dot went to see him.
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Gonna watch jam on acid
This has proved to be a twisted prediction. Doctors are telling children and adults all sorts of crazy nonsense nowadays.
Haven't they (nearly) always spoken complete rubbish? For each doctors we have, there's a 1000 more sick people. If it's not a minor issue all they do is mask symptoms.
Where's symptomless coma?
It's nice but it's not the same.
I ate some mushrooms earlier, and I''m wondering if this is actually real.
ciao...