Military TikTok Fails... Part 12
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Military TikToks Gone Wrong...
Military Fails That Hurt...
"Go home marines"
"IM F**KING TRYING!" 😂😂😂😂
That killed me
Same 😂
time stamp?
@@captain_seagull69 8:58
Same😂
Nikko going all "Hulk ANGRY!" on the Air Force girl putting her hands in her pockets slayed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am a non combat army vet who got out last year and at my civilian job a former Airforce MP coworker never went to the field or knew anything I was talking about when it came to field training. I was upset and confused and upset and baffled and still upset 😂😂😂😂
lets talk about Nikkos talent with hitting the mic 8:14
Not me at the EXACT SAME TIME.....DAMNNNN!!!!!
Left left left 😂😂😂
So I chose CG, gunners mate specially.
But I’m sure the Military Sorting Cover (MSC) would give me Army Medic.
fuck trusting people.. trust what you actually know
You get them thin mints and be grateful
Marines probably, oogabooga i guess for the hat
The hat would've sent me to the Marines or the Air Force.
Any hole
“ breach and clear”
Thank you for you service😊
What did we learn from this video...Nikko is gau
EOD are gods among men.
Wait so NIKKO ADMITS TO BEING A MO, AND NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING?
Coast guard, or either Air Force
I would want to go to the army, but the sorting hat I’m pretty sure it be marines because well, Crans 16:40
im autistic and love fixing computers the airforce getting my ass
The sorting hat would immediately put me in the Airforce, the only thing I’m good at is sitting and pretending to do something productive.
Sounds like you're a better fit for infantry then.
@@Dondingo4 lol
@@Dondingo4 How so?
As the big, angry, engineering-brained German, I'd totally get sorted into the Chair Force and forced to fix all the planes I want to fly because I'M 6'3" AND WON'T FIT IN ANYTHING COOL.
Rough 😅
I saw some pretty tall A-10 pilots..But Hey, you Can get too old to be a Pilot, Mechanics are FOREVER!
You would be working on MK Ultra part two just like the last NAZI engineers we brought over.
Sorry I meant German. 😂😂
@@CindyJoGorman-bt9ro Yeah height isn't as bad nowadays, but when my uncle was drafted during Vietnam he wanted to be a carrier pilot. He's 6'4 so he got rejected, he was told he could be a heli pilot (apparently the Huey cockpit is fairly large) but he didn't want to do that.
I would probably go with this guy
There's gay and there's infantry gay
maby im a little gay got me 😂😂
Maybe 😅
Hey you do you
Fosho frfr
😂😂😂
Maybe
"If I don't act on my thirst..."
My dude, then you're dehydrated! 😂
No joke, my brother and I are both vets. he was Navy and I an Army grunt. Both are disabled and we got to thinking how funny it would be to see a Space Force space cadet walking in to the DAV to file a claim for disability. Well speak it into reality and it will come true. My brother was there to sign some paperwork and sure as shit, one came in and all the vets that were there was biting their tongues when they found out he was filing for carpel tunnel.
Gotta respect the grind
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
You never knew that Nikko? I retired in 2004 and yeah. We had animals coming around all the time. Dogs were big, also cats. Ferrets and rabbits were there as well. They say danger noodles are snakes, nope. They are ferrets, made quite a few Marines, including me, kinda' happy.
😂 Nikko really kicking out the closet door in this one.🤣
He did 😂
Gay, straight, or lying.🤪
@@Dinosaurchickin Don't ask don't tell
@@danmanning4129 My brother's best friend in high school enlisted in the Navy. When people would ask about their plans after graduating, he'd tell them he was joining the Navy and then he and my brother would lean in close. One would say "don't ask" and the other would say "don't tell."
Every Marine is a rifleman. Also every Marine is a janitor. Ooh rah!!!
WE PAINT ROCKS TOOO!!!!! RAHHHH!!!!!!
Both sides
03 gardener is our b-billet
1:16 "I cant not undo this shit.. Help me plEase" got me dyin
Weeeeeee...😂
The head cocking and “Woooo” that would make Ric Flair proud was gold
For reeeal
I cocked my head at the same moment during that one 😅 Didn't say whoo though, was more like "holy shit!" 😂😂
@@kristinwojtowich8902 I'm not one to follow trends, but I definitely yelled "GYAAAD" a lot louder than I should have seeing as my wife was around
Nikko just about had a damn heart attack seeing that IDF soldier...
Military sorting hat: are you Italian?
Me: yes
Military sorting hat: TRAITOR!!!
I'm italian too lol...
As a Navy Chief, on a deployment, there was a fleshlight found in Marine Berthing. Apparently it was being passed around and 5 Marines had been sharing it.
The fox stealing stuff
The saw gunner: more fire practice.
2:13 whys the door so small
my dad was an FMF Corpsman and I’m 100% certain he was gay behind his wife’s (my mom’s) back when he was deployed to camp lejeune. he said he would’ve rather drank piss than that water btw
What if the piss came from somebody who was drinking Lejeune water? That would be doubling down on the nasty.
@@bobohm21either way, someone would be getting hospitalized. that was a good spin, though.
@@bobohm21D:
I was in airborne school and almost landed on an instructor.
The dude was like, "Slip away!" And I was still at 100 ft or so, and I yelled "I'm trying man!" When I landed he was about to yell at me, but luckily I had my aircrew wings sewn on and they guy happened to be a Navy instructor and was like "DID YOU FUCKIN HEAR M...ayo were you in the Navy before?" Saved my ass. Lol
I was Airborne for 12 years. Im 56 now, and everything hurts. Hey, but I got that jump pay beer $!
how much did u make per jump?
Nikko ain't gay, hes just.. Different
“The wind is the worst part” is how you know you’ve reached ultimate cold cope💀💀😭
When the Army or Marines try to talk shit to Air Force, the best come back is, "and I'm making the same amount as you". Then walk away with your hands in your pockets. 😂
Kinda like a certain moment from the Boondocks.
Touche chairforce, touche
@apsuaha My favourite I ever heard was "We're the ones they trust with WMDs"
👌🏽👌🏽
Lmao.
I remember getting to oki and wm's saying if you get pregnant, you'll go straight back to the U.S.
They got pregnant and stayed in okinawa until they gave birth and had to travel back to the US to leave the baby with family so they can return to duty within 6 weeks to finish the obligation. Any days away from overseas deployment will be made up, so you are not going to keep your original rotation date.🤣
Fuck yeahhh! “‘Maybe I’m a little gay” got me I can’t lie 😂
Cop giving a roadside sobriety test to Infantry:'Recite the alphabet from front to back.' Infantry:'Fuckin A, fuckin B, fuckin C......'
As a Marine, i can confirm the govt issued gayness lol
A little gay? Bro you got that nuclear half and half energy
15:37 his fainting broke me 😂😂😂
14:57 I’VE BEEN AVOIDING MY POCKETS FOR NO FKN REASON?!?!
These always make my day, thanks so much Nikko, also if you had to be in any branch other than the Army which one, and why?
I say go with what feels right
@@nikkoortizshorts I didn't mean for me, I meant which one would YOU choose?
airforce, i study physics
Yes our deployment we had a dog on the ship the whole 8 months, she even went up and down the ladder wells.
i think we were on the same deployment, i was on a DDG and we had a dog from the carrier come onto our ship for the day
@@jjwilliams4225 probably, we flew sage out all the time it seemed like 😂
@@blaine1258 oh yeah we definitely were lol, sage only came to our ship once for like a couple hours😂
Props to y'all "can't handle them". 👏
Military women don't be messing with civilians
I’m %25 German and my great grandfather served in the luftwaffe. I’m definitely going to be sent straight to the airforce to be the red, white and blue Barron.
Bro.......19 years in the Marines....magic bean hat goes "we know what you did in Thailand......"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Had to bring up Pattaya Beach lol
I'm so gonna say "you're welcome citizen" and all i do is laundry in the army ahahah
Dude, 26 yrs I started in the USMC and swapped to the Air Force after 5yrs. I was shot at and in the field with the ODA more then I ever was in the Corps... depends on the Airmen, and yeah I'm fucked in the head from all the Mortuary Affairs and field feeding along side the 3 war zones I deployed to. I just knew to go to the doc and report my broken ass everything and still went to work the next day cause you know ppl in the military be abusing excuses at times, and I sit at 100%. Lol, BTW thx your videos helps me cope with being a civilian and retired. Mad props to you bud😊
2:41 got me 😂
Same 😂
😂😂😂 9:04 Okinawa for sure I remember those signs
First
indeed
"When you are 5 months in to your 9 month deployment". I see ya'll never seen a 15 month pump
8:22, SGT Nkko has been summoned
12:02 your left, your left, your left left left
5:30 Serious Paws here, legit Navy do be doin' this for the seamen
15:08 Navy is allowed to do that now too
1:36 Thought I was on Guarding duty, naw dude, GARDENING duty.
Always gotta love the edits. Love the content as always man! Thank you for making our days just a little bit better ❤
If you think being 5 months in on your 9 month deployment is depressing, try being 15 months in on your 12 month deployment and 4 years in on your 3 year contract
LMAO! Air Force GLOVES! Bite me, we Still have the Best Chow Halls!
Yes you do. Thank you for the good food.-Ex Army Vet
@@sandrasherman9294 You're More than Welcome! In the End, we're one Big Family, my Brother Retired 82nd Air Born!
The sorting hat would probably put me in the Marines (I'm Half Cuban). We can swim like Olympic swimmers (How Else Did We Get To America?) and we are extremely aggressive/insane :)
10:23 kills me... he DEFINITELY was the smartest guy at the table.
I'm Irish, German, Cherokee. I think I'd have been hurled into the Marines or Army by the sorting hat. " Stereotypical white male from Texas. Army it is. "
Feel like Californians and Texans are the proudest military gremlins.
This guy is easily my favorite TH-camr, EASILY
She did go "ooo" after that taser
Your videos always make my day Nikko keep up the amazing videos.
Nothing and I repeat NOTHING is worse than hearing someone talk about how they ALMOST joined but they couldn’t as a veteran . Like bro you don’t have to lie man it’s ok
2:42 😭🤣 Just gotta release pressure now and then
1:10 WEEEEE😂
Bro just getting carried away
Happy Monday, Nikko! I hope you have a wonderful week, stay safe and God bless ❤
“Help I can’t undo this ish” got me rolling 😂
as a pog (25u) I've seen fleece jackets on another pog he had been in a fat min he Still had the Fleece still in the original wrapper
Thank you for being serviced.
Yes
Yesss
Potaytoe❤
Omg as soon. As I saw chair force hands in the pocket, I was like OOOHHHHHH.
If there was a military sorting hat, it would probably put me in either the army or the navy
Going for the grunt position in the Australian defence force. Will have to hook you up with some darwin award moments over here.
Nikko the guy at 10:17 I know his battalion go find him. He is Stryker at JBLM
Nikko 11:08 I’ve been out 12 years and I still rock the waffles.
I'd be sorted straight to the Military Cemetery...
0:20-0:22, 😂🤣😂 5:03-5:09 😂🤣😂 5:48-5:50, 3:25-3:26, 2:44-2:46, 5:58-6:00, 2:54-2:56, 5:58-6:00, 6:13-6:14 6:25-6:30, 6:34-6:39, 5:58-6:00, 6:43-6:44, 5:58-6:00, 7:20-7:22, 7:25, 7:44, 7:59, 8:42-8:43, 9:55, 8:42-8:43. 9:55, 10:20-10:21, 10:38-10:42, 11:39-11:41, 8:42-8:43, 11:43, 11:51-11:59, 12:21, 12:47-12:50. 12:59-13:03, 13:25-13:29, 14:09-14:10, 14:37. 14:50-14:55, 15:27, 15:46-15:47, 16:10, 16:23-16:26, 16:28-16:32
4:34
False
False
False
False
They put you behind a desk and then you go back to work 3 months after you have your baby.
16:12 Well lets see... I am not well I will just say special enough to be in the Marines, I am not gay enough to be in the Navy, I am not nice enough to be in the Cost Guard, I am not smart enough for the Air Force or the Space Force, soooo... I guess that leaves me with the Army.
NGL the sorting hat would've immediately knocked me out and told my superiors that I'm too stupid to be a military man
15:02 o hell nah she didn't lol
That navy singer...
I doubt I'll ever emotionally recover from this. 😨
was NOT ready for “ yo ur gay but niiice movement”
Nikko spittin hot facts about the AF. Everytime someone talk shit... Its like have fun talking shit time for me to get back my AC.
Im sorry,.... My unit said the fleece is an outer garment. That was per 1st ID 3rd Brigade. I wore it like a coat and it looked good.
Most Air Force guys with service connected disability were mechanics. I've known several and the work seriously fucked up their backs and knees. Dudes were getting surgery in their early 30s.
Brother (ARMY VET HERE), just imagining what you said about the space cadet got me, thanks!😂😂😂
I actually joined the Marines, I would probably be sorted into Air Force. My ASVAB score and critical thinking skills got me in trouble a lot 😂