Don't forget various mental health issues, severe trust problems, and a complete drug problem (not the illegal stuff, it's just that now you have a near immunity to ibuprofen and a reliance on various pain meds).
Anytime I see something stupid on my college campus, I remember that, somewhere in the world, the military is doing something equally stupid. This brings a smile to my face. 🙂
Was in an apache unit at Bragg and we did this every 6 months. THIS IS 100 ON THE AIRFORCE LOADMASTER! We broke them down but once it was time to get it on "his aircraft" it was his call and his guys on the wench.
Back in the mid 80's when I was in Army basic training, we had a 44 yr old former Marine going through in my company. He came in as an E2 and made E3 before we got to AIT.
My dad served in the military for 20 years he was a first sergeant and was 13Z. He got in ambush in Iraq his words were “ In Iraq. I was blown back by an IED and it was followed up by a complex attack.” So yeah😊
I don't have issues I just no longer like fireworks, become more in touch with my emotions causing me to burst out crying at like 3am but when me and the lads go drinking we give the local pub owner a reason to be in business which is good as he has a family you know 😂
I may not be in the military, but my first gunfight ever I was scared shitless I didn’t poop, but I had to very bad everything in my body felt heavy and it ached. I’m glad I’m alive.
Funny thing is I am a boilermaker and you get drilled as an apprentice if you have your hands in your pockets. It’s some old school stuff. When we had nothing to do (meaning workshop is completely spotless) we would get told to get your measuring tape out and just walk around and measure stuff. Then when you are no longer an apprentice you go ape 💩 if you see some spotty 17 year old with his hands in his pockets.
the mental health check hit hard…my grandpa was in vietnam which fucked him up to the point that even at 60 he couldnt read or watch anything about w/o getting triggered. and he also served active duty navy during gulf war my dad saw action as dcman during gulf war as well. my mom served 2 tours in Afghanistan, and she couldnt talk to us for 2 weeks when she got home
I have never been shot at, but my dad said his reaction to his first gun fight was pissing himself. I'm not even joking he said "As soon as heard we were getting shot at, as soon as I heard someone yell "Take cover" I lost my shit and pissed myself. But eventually i shot back."
10:28 I can confirm, your brain shuts down as soon as you hit the ice water. I fell into a frozen pond when I was in high school. The ice broke on me. Your entire body seizes up. Luckily I had a friend there that grabbed my hand as I was clawing for life.
What was your reaction to your first Gun Fight?!
I’ve only been i a orby gun fight
3:12 Since Oct - 7 on the news is IDF that IDF this, I thought IDF stands for I-Israel D-defense F-force I was like ?? then I realized 😂
ITS PEW PEW TIME
Ooga booga
During my first fire fight I had someone next to me actually shit them selfs
Pissed myself, wanted my mom, didn't fire a shot, got yelled at
Oh man 😅
atleast ur honest
kek, sounds about right
Well damn, dude....at least you're transparent 😅
I don't blame you; I don't have the balls to join, lowkey as fuck.
The turkey call was wild 💀
That was something else 😅
Fr
Time stamp?
Like 1:45
No 1:35
"What issues do you have after the military?" - A SEVERE alcohol problem.
For real 😅
That's how it is!
haha fr
Don't forget various mental health issues, severe trust problems, and a complete drug problem (not the illegal stuff, it's just that now you have a near immunity to ibuprofen and a reliance on various pain meds).
Being a civilian and seeing what the military does makes me understand why my military friends are the way they are 😂 love them
Military fails never get old 😂😂😂
Nikko?
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69th Comment like.
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Drake video recreation when?
Deployed to Germany made me laugh as someone who "deployed" to Honduras Egypt and Korea. I feel his pain, in Honduras, our Sgt major was the barber
Well Navy Sailor here... Unlike the Devil Dogs we can have our hands in our pockets now!!!! Let's gooooo
With the new navadmin you best believe 😂
Hooyah hands in pockets
Anytime I see something stupid on my college campus, I remember that, somewhere in the world, the military is doing something equally stupid. This brings a smile to my face. 🙂
Was in an apache unit at Bragg and we did this every 6 months. THIS IS 100 ON THE AIRFORCE LOADMASTER! We broke them down but once it was time to get it on "his aircraft" it was his call and his guys on the wench.
100% My buddy was a load master. Until that handoff happened, he wouldn't touch it.
That must've been a pretty husky wench.
Or perhaps you mean winch? 😂
@@medicbabe2ID It's a shame that spell checker doesn't flag on words that are spelled correctly but not correct. But you still know what I meant.
7:31, the fact that this is a recovery vehicule and its broken down make it even more funny
The guy watching him do the turkey call at 1:51 was trying to hold back a laugh..
Just remember for the airborne cat that kissed the roof then the ground. Your injuries aren't service related, love the VA😊
Always a good day when Nikko posts 😂
ALWAYS
Doc, I got run over by a runaway Chinook.
Dr: sorry, NSR.
0:36 I feel good, I knew that I would
10/10 Naruto run, Nikko! Thank you!
RIGHT
“They know I’m a disabled veteran” meanwhile he’s throwing it back harder than ice spice
I couldn’t come to grips with big unscheduled fireworks displays…messes me up a bit. Cheers. 🇨🇦
Agreed 😅
Thanks!
2:50 "home is where the hatch is" 😂😂
2:56 I like the little note written on the side "Home is where the hatch is"
4:07 shes smirkin, she KNOWS why he left her😂
4:20 I think he just decided _she_ was not going to remain trustworthy.
5:20 DID HE TRY TO CATCH THAT SHIT LMAO
1:44 yes digdigdigy
I love it when niko fills us up with his warm and juicy content ❤
😋
Hole up, wait a min.
Mortar dude saw the light
Pucker factor 💯
That turkey call had me running I was like where's my man's
Back in the mid 80's when I was in Army basic training, we had a 44 yr old former Marine going through in my company. He came in as an E2 and made E3 before we got to AIT.
Best day when Nikko uploads, thanks Nikko 👍
For real though!
@@nikkoortizshorts bro that turkey call tho 💀
My dad served in the military for 20 years he was a first sergeant and was 13Z. He got in ambush in Iraq his words were “ In Iraq. I was blown back by an IED and it was followed up by a complex attack.” So yeah😊
I don't have issues I just no longer like fireworks, become more in touch with my emotions causing me to burst out crying at like 3am but when me and the lads go drinking we give the local pub owner a reason to be in business which is good as he has a family you know 😂
The ones you don't end up having issues are because they already had those issues to begin with.
funny how no one is talking about 4:40, that's all you need to know lol
The reason to become a warrant is so you can put your hands in your pockets and wear cool sunglasses. AR.670-warrant!
The marines gave me fucked up knees, 5 herniated discs in my spine, tinnitus, hearing loss and Severe PTSD
As some one who has planes to go into the air force as a load master my heart dropped when the chernuck started rolling
Chinook*
I’m so glad my friend recommended your channel
For real!
5:50 thank you nikko it went everywhere
Im joking😂
I keep rewatching from 11:10 and laughing harder each time 😂 He said, "Huh 😶"
I may not be in the military, but my first gunfight ever I was scared shitless I didn’t poop, but I had to very bad everything in my body felt heavy and it ached. I’m glad I’m alive.
🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️👍 Thank you Nikko! You made my day !!! 😂😂😂
Love this sm ❤
I loved it man love your videos
POV u clicked so fast your Wi-Fi starts dying
That’s a powerful click 😂
I pissed my pants almost shit myself and puked my guts out from adrenaline dump after.
Loved the ma duece segment
Nikko makes the best videos❤❤❤
Fact
My favorite TH-camr uploaded! LETS FUCKING GOOO
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Server anger issue, ptsd, sleep problems, night terrors, body is fucked up, woo infantry life broooooottttttthhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeerrrrr
1:31 as a Conor i resent this statement
Friend showed me the “turkey call” a few days ago funniest thing ever
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9:56 the exact scene from snatch, you just freeze and pull a stupid face 😂
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@@nikkoortizshorts sup nikko(I know your the editor)
Can’t tell if this is a youngin or a bot 😂😂
My grandfather used to be a trucker in the 477th.
Funny thing is I am a boilermaker and you get drilled as an apprentice if you have your hands in your pockets. It’s some old school stuff. When we had nothing to do (meaning workshop is completely spotless) we would get told to get your measuring tape out and just walk around and measure stuff. Then when you are no longer an apprentice you go ape 💩 if you see some spotty 17 year old with his hands in his pockets.
Nikko in that voice, I don't sleep.
I can actually see him at 3 am.
Eyes wide open. NeeeeeneneneNeeeeeeee!!!😳
Glad to see case combines got their gps monitor sounds from the incoming warning lol
That m88 took that corner a bit hard. Ate that curb up
Love that the navy has now authorized hands in pockets 😂😂😂
nikko makes my day way better
Always!
That load done fkd up. That chinook said see yuh!
0:05 bro said fire in a mickey mouse voice🤣
1:40 needs no words from me
4:08 Nikko go full Monke
I almost skipped the chair ad until nikko started throwing it back.. 😂
Lesss go! Love the fails nikko!
Fails are the best 😂
I've never been in a gun fight but I would 100% be crying like a little baby
Depression, bad everything, social anxiety, pain, anger issues and it made temporarily made me a devil worshipper.
Anger issues, and if you count, not giving a fuck.
When I was in boot camp(2007) there was a guy that was 33yrs old in my division. We called him Grandpa.
First gun fight was that exact same. “What? This is a real thing?” 😂😂.
9:34 fucking creased me, the dog like 👀 🤣
"only sometimes" has me absolutely dead.
This is always so good, please keep making more
I love your videos man keep it up 👍
nikko thanks for all the laughs dig your cannel
Happy Friday, Nikko. Have a fun, safe weekend ❤
the mental health check hit hard…my grandpa was in vietnam which fucked him up to the point that even at 60 he couldnt read or watch anything about w/o getting triggered. and he also served active duty navy during gulf war
my dad saw action as dcman during gulf war as well.
my mom served 2 tours in Afghanistan, and she couldnt talk to us for 2 weeks when she got home
That a 100% total and permanent at 9:08 but the VA still going to ask why that not in your medical jacket!
I have never been shot at, but my dad said his reaction to his first gun fight was pissing himself. I'm not even joking he said "As soon as heard we were getting shot at, as soon as I heard someone yell "Take cover" I lost my shit and pissed myself. But eventually i shot back."
That Turkey Marine has been NJP'd at least 2x 😂😂😂
Nikko, I was raised by a Marine, Navy on the other side... If you're ever in Much we gotta get a beer. Legit.
8:53 I think they’re in Texas cause that’s a Havelina, which is basically a squirrel on steroids
i have tinnitus, wasn’t in the military but my dad was and keeps everything loud and took me shooting since i was a kid lmao
My cuz served but he said he was so shocked by a fire fight he told his sgt “can I finish my chili Mac”
Hey niko, currently deployed while watching your video. That incoming alarm literally freaked out my entire tent. I hope you laugh at this.
Dude in the clip from 10:19 is in my unit and he was "acknowledged" for posting that video shit was fun but some dudes cant cut it
damn chairs is 1900+ got dayum
Bro, when I got out I was WAY more aggressive than my peers in everyday conversation and honestly still struggle to relate to my civilian homies
2:50 it's shocking how many people think sand just stays hot at night with zero sun
Nikko is the GOAT
"no this isnt a sponcership" *proceeds to have a hole ass sponcership part and a code*
10:34: my classmates every 2 seconds to each other
Always good when you get home to a nikko upload on friday
9:50 I froze in place like their vision was based on movement 😂 then ate dirt in a bunker. Dove head first. 😅
lol I was thinking about joining the military up until the point he was like arthritis being poor alcohol poisoning I’m like hell no
10:28 I can confirm, your brain shuts down as soon as you hit the ice water. I fell into a frozen pond when I was in high school. The ice broke on me. Your entire body seizes up. Luckily I had a friend there that grabbed my hand as I was clawing for life.
To this day I don't put my hands in my pockets lol