Anytime I see something stupid on my college campus, I remember that, somewhere in the world, the military is doing something equally stupid. This brings a smile to my face. 🙂
Was in an apache unit at Bragg and we did this every 6 months. THIS IS 100 ON THE AIRFORCE LOADMASTER! We broke them down but once it was time to get it on "his aircraft" it was his call and his guys on the wench.
Back in the mid 80's when I was in Army basic training, we had a 44 yr old former Marine going through in my company. He came in as an E2 and made E3 before we got to AIT.
My dad served in the military for 20 years he was a first sergeant and was 13Z. He got in ambush in Iraq his words were “ In Iraq. I was blown back by an IED and it was followed up by a complex attack.” So yeah😊
I don't have issues I just no longer like fireworks, become more in touch with my emotions causing me to burst out crying at like 3am but when me and the lads go drinking we give the local pub owner a reason to be in business which is good as he has a family you know 😂
Funny thing is I am a boilermaker and you get drilled as an apprentice if you have your hands in your pockets. It’s some old school stuff. When we had nothing to do (meaning workshop is completely spotless) we would get told to get your measuring tape out and just walk around and measure stuff. Then when you are no longer an apprentice you go ape 💩 if you see some spotty 17 year old with his hands in his pockets.
the mental health check hit hard…my grandpa was in vietnam which fucked him up to the point that even at 60 he couldnt read or watch anything about w/o getting triggered. and he also served active duty navy during gulf war my dad saw action as dcman during gulf war as well. my mom served 2 tours in Afghanistan, and she couldnt talk to us for 2 weeks when she got home
Air and Space Force can use pockets. We do it all the time. Senior leadership does it, probably because they always wanted to. Transfers from other branches do it every chance they get, probably because they also always wanted to.
I may not be in the military, but my first gunfight ever I was scared shitless I didn’t poop, but I had to very bad everything in my body felt heavy and it ached. I’m glad I’m alive.
I have never been shot at, but my dad said his reaction to his first gun fight was pissing himself. I'm not even joking he said "As soon as heard we were getting shot at, as soon as I heard someone yell "Take cover" I lost my shit and pissed myself. But eventually i shot back."
MoFo I fell through the ice when I was 10. Some POS didn't mark their spear fishing hole. I went down and on that up stroke I popped myself right back out and rolled away. Growing up in the north on a lake, that essentially get taught to you and ingrained in you every winter if you were to fall in. If you're falling in, you stick your arms out to catch yourself, pull yourself up, then roll out and away.
The craziest thing about the hellcat stereotype...is that hellcats are actually really cheap compared to most other sports, luxury, and even other mucle cars. Like i was looking into it and i could get one in my area for around 150k...then you got people speding millions on a single part for their lambos and shit.
10:28 I can confirm, your brain shuts down as soon as you hit the ice water. I fell into a frozen pond when I was in high school. The ice broke on me. Your entire body seizes up. Luckily I had a friend there that grabbed my hand as I was clawing for life.
What was your reaction to your first Gun Fight?!
I’ve only been i a orby gun fight
3:12 Since Oct - 7 on the news is IDF that IDF this, I thought IDF stands for I-Israel D-defense F-force I was like ?? then I realized 😂
ITS PEW PEW TIME
Ooga booga
During my first fire fight I had someone next to me actually shit them selfs
Pissed myself, wanted my mom, didn't fire a shot, got yelled at
Oh man 😅
atleast ur honest
kek, sounds about right
Well damn, dude....at least you're transparent 😅
I don't blame you; I don't have the balls to join, lowkey as fuck.
Being a civilian and seeing what the military does makes me understand why my military friends are the way they are 😂 love them
The turkey call was wild 💀
That was something else 😅
Fr
Time stamp?
Like 1:45
No 1:35
"What issues do you have after the military?" - A SEVERE alcohol problem.
For real 😅
That's how it is!
haha fr
Deployed to Germany made me laugh as someone who "deployed" to Honduras Egypt and Korea. I feel his pain, in Honduras, our Sgt major was the barber
Military fails never get old 😂😂😂
Nikko?
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Drake video recreation when?
Anytime I see something stupid on my college campus, I remember that, somewhere in the world, the military is doing something equally stupid. This brings a smile to my face. 🙂
Was in an apache unit at Bragg and we did this every 6 months. THIS IS 100 ON THE AIRFORCE LOADMASTER! We broke them down but once it was time to get it on "his aircraft" it was his call and his guys on the wench.
100% My buddy was a load master. Until that handoff happened, he wouldn't touch it.
That must've been a pretty husky wench.
Or perhaps you mean winch? 😂
@@medicbabe2ID It's a shame that spell checker doesn't flag on words that are spelled correctly but not correct. But you still know what I meant.
7:31, the fact that this is a recovery vehicule and its broken down make it even more funny
Just remember for the airborne cat that kissed the roof then the ground. Your injuries aren't service related, love the VA😊
Well Navy Sailor here... Unlike the Devil Dogs we can have our hands in our pockets now!!!! Let's gooooo
With the new navadmin you best believe 😂
Hooyah hands in pockets
The guy watching him do the turkey call at 1:51 was trying to hold back a laugh..
0:36 I feel good, I knew that I would
Always a good day when Nikko posts 😂
ALWAYS
I couldn’t come to grips with big unscheduled fireworks displays…messes me up a bit. Cheers. 🇨🇦
Agreed 😅
Doc, I got run over by a runaway Chinook.
Dr: sorry, NSR.
10/10 Naruto run, Nikko! Thank you!
RIGHT
I love it when niko fills us up with his warm and juicy content ❤
😋
Hole up, wait a min.
Back in the mid 80's when I was in Army basic training, we had a 44 yr old former Marine going through in my company. He came in as an E2 and made E3 before we got to AIT.
My dad served in the military for 20 years he was a first sergeant and was 13Z. He got in ambush in Iraq his words were “ In Iraq. I was blown back by an IED and it was followed up by a complex attack.” So yeah😊
4:07 shes smirkin, she KNOWS why he left her😂
“They know I’m a disabled veteran” meanwhile he’s throwing it back harder than ice spice
4:20 I think he just decided _she_ was not going to remain trustworthy.
2:50 "home is where the hatch is" 😂😂
I don't have issues I just no longer like fireworks, become more in touch with my emotions causing me to burst out crying at like 3am but when me and the lads go drinking we give the local pub owner a reason to be in business which is good as he has a family you know 😂
That turkey call had me running I was like where's my man's
Loved the ma duece segment
Mortar dude saw the light
Pucker factor 💯
Best day when Nikko uploads, thanks Nikko 👍
For real though!
@@nikkoortizshorts bro that turkey call tho 💀
The marines gave me fucked up knees, 5 herniated discs in my spine, tinnitus, hearing loss and Severe PTSD
5:20 DID HE TRY TO CATCH THAT SHIT LMAO
2:56 I like the little note written on the side "Home is where the hatch is"
1:31 as a Conor i resent this statement
Friend showed me the “turkey call” a few days ago funniest thing ever
damn chairs is 1900+ got dayum
My grandfather used to be a trucker in the 477th.
Depression, bad everything, social anxiety, pain, anger issues and it made temporarily made me a devil worshipper.
I’m so glad my friend recommended your channel
For real!
Funny thing is I am a boilermaker and you get drilled as an apprentice if you have your hands in your pockets. It’s some old school stuff. When we had nothing to do (meaning workshop is completely spotless) we would get told to get your measuring tape out and just walk around and measure stuff. Then when you are no longer an apprentice you go ape 💩 if you see some spotty 17 year old with his hands in his pockets.
The ones you don't end up having issues are because they already had those issues to begin with.
That m88 took that corner a bit hard. Ate that curb up
As some one who has planes to go into the air force as a load master my heart dropped when the chernuck started rolling
Chinook*
Server anger issue, ptsd, sleep problems, night terrors, body is fucked up, woo infantry life broooooottttttthhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeerrrrr
I pissed my pants almost shit myself and puked my guts out from adrenaline dump after.
funny how no one is talking about 4:40, that's all you need to know lol
Love that the navy has now authorized hands in pockets 😂😂😂
1:40 needs no words from me
I almost skipped the chair ad until nikko started throwing it back.. 😂
That load done fkd up. That chinook said see yuh!
1800 for a fuking chair? Hell no.
Nikkoo.. How ya doin. *GTA 5 Davey reference*
5:50 thank you nikko it went everywhere
Im joking😂
My favorite TH-camr uploaded! LETS FUCKING GOOO
Get iiiiit
I love the sponsorship for back issues videos, need this in my life
Nikko in that voice, I don't sleep.
I can actually see him at 3 am.
Eyes wide open. NeeeeeneneneNeeeeeeee!!!😳
"only sometimes" has me absolutely dead.
I keep rewatching from 11:10 and laughing harder each time 😂 He said, "Huh 😶"
Oh yeah, blackwater is Academi now lmao same ol “shoot first ask questions later” shit show blackwater was.
4:08 Nikko go full Monke
That Turkey Marine has been NJP'd at least 2x 😂😂😂
When I was in boot camp(2007) there was a guy that was 33yrs old in my division. We called him Grandpa.
the mental health check hit hard…my grandpa was in vietnam which fucked him up to the point that even at 60 he couldnt read or watch anything about w/o getting triggered. and he also served active duty navy during gulf war
my dad saw action as dcman during gulf war as well.
my mom served 2 tours in Afghanistan, and she couldnt talk to us for 2 weeks when she got home
Air and Space Force can use pockets. We do it all the time. Senior leadership does it, probably because they always wanted to. Transfers from other branches do it every chance they get, probably because they also always wanted to.
Glad to see case combines got their gps monitor sounds from the incoming warning lol
Mental health AFTER the military, ptsd, anxiety, depression and paranoia.
the anthros chair really helped me out
I've never been in a gun fight but I would 100% be crying like a little baby
I may not be in the military, but my first gunfight ever I was scared shitless I didn’t poop, but I had to very bad everything in my body felt heavy and it ached. I’m glad I’m alive.
lol I was thinking about joining the military up until the point he was like arthritis being poor alcohol poisoning I’m like hell no
9:34 fucking creased me, the dog like 👀 🤣
Always good when you get home to a nikko upload on friday
First gun fight was that exact same. “What? This is a real thing?” 😂😂.
0:05 bro said fire in a mickey mouse voice🤣
Its was a intense war i was getting shot at in all directions sadly my brother won that nerf fight
The reason to become a warrant is so you can put your hands in your pockets and wear cool sunglasses. AR.670-warrant!
I have never been shot at, but my dad said his reaction to his first gun fight was pissing himself. I'm not even joking he said "As soon as heard we were getting shot at, as soon as I heard someone yell "Take cover" I lost my shit and pissed myself. But eventually i shot back."
2:50 it's shocking how many people think sand just stays hot at night with zero sun
I did a polar jump in a swimsuit with my 7 year old nephew. THAT was a cold plunge.
PTSD and MS and memory loss.
MoFo I fell through the ice when I was 10. Some POS didn't mark their spear fishing hole.
I went down and on that up stroke I popped myself right back out and rolled away.
Growing up in the north on a lake, that essentially get taught to you and ingrained in you every winter if you were to fall in.
If you're falling in, you stick your arms out to catch yourself, pull yourself up, then roll out and away.
A Marine with cold hands and empty pockets is a fool -Chesty Puller
nikko makes my day way better
Always!
That a 100% total and permanent at 9:08 but the VA still going to ask why that not in your medical jacket!
The craziest thing about the hellcat stereotype...is that hellcats are actually really cheap compared to most other sports, luxury, and even other mucle cars. Like i was looking into it and i could get one in my area for around 150k...then you got people speding millions on a single part for their lambos and shit.
9:56 the exact scene from snatch, you just freeze and pull a stupid face 😂
Regulation change, your now allowed to have your hands in your pocket
Nikko, I was raised by a Marine, Navy on the other side... If you're ever in Much we gotta get a beer. Legit.
🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️👍 Thank you Nikko! You made my day !!! 😂😂😂
Love this sm ❤
Happy Friday, Nikko. Have a fun, safe weekend ❤
Dude in the clip from 10:19 is in my unit and he was "acknowledged" for posting that video shit was fun but some dudes cant cut it
As a CH-47 mechanic, that was spot on bro
OCD, PTSD, SAD, GAD, MDD and my joints are fucked. That's what I got in the Army.
10:28 I can confirm, your brain shuts down as soon as you hit the ice water. I fell into a frozen pond when I was in high school. The ice broke on me. Your entire body seizes up. Luckily I had a friend there that grabbed my hand as I was clawing for life.
I love how Nikko and I had the same reaction to the first clip
The “only sometimes had my water pouring out my nose
Quit getting run through and you won't have back problems. LoL
4:25 wow, Air Force enlisted are having it rough, too?
that first clip, at least it would be quick, messy, but quick
I left the military with the constant urge to go play in traffic.