The Most Incompetent Axis 104 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2600

    Yet another bad Axis

    • @thefrenchareharlequins2743
      @thefrenchareharlequins2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FOR FUCKS SAKE

    • @GrishaPutin
      @GrishaPutin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But great allies😎

    • @jimjoe3138
      @jimjoe3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      “ Kommadant, we are losing. “
      “ Send in the children. “

    • @MrMarttivainaa
      @MrMarttivainaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If golden and swimmy are on it it's automatically bad. Hilariously bad though!

    • @MrGoofy-io4wv
      @MrGoofy-io4wv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bokoen is always Japan when this happens.

  • @SerPinkKnight
    @SerPinkKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5629

    >Intro card talks about Germany doing a dumb strat
    "Its Golden or Swimmy"
    Oh wait, it's Golden AND Swimmy

    • @Fruzhin5483
      @Fruzhin5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      *Outstanding move*

    • @robopegy0614
      @robopegy0614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lmfao

    • @commissardave4080
      @commissardave4080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      Golden and Swimmy, the best Germany players. When you combine them, you get a stressful game full of incompetance and a lot of shouting.

    • @Genburthing
      @Genburthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Swimmy at least thinks "hey, maybe we need more productions in Tanks"
      Golden in the otherhand just...play a WWI strat

    • @cyansolstice397
      @cyansolstice397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Whats this? a crossover episode?"

  • @victormartins4507
    @victormartins4507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3556

    "Where are the children?"
    Völksturm commander 1944

    • @FoxbatSVK
      @FoxbatSVK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      "HANZ, GET ZE HITLERJUGEND!" - German frontline commanders, ca. 1944, colorized

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Golden loves kids

    • @Guanaco17
      @Guanaco17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      If you look the date was 1942. This so historically inaccurate yet so historically accurate at the same time.
      And also is funny.

    • @demaskiert2729
      @demaskiert2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Volkssturm*

    • @WaltherVonDerVogelweide_1312
      @WaltherVonDerVogelweide_1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohne Ö

  • @Ep3o
    @Ep3o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3532

    Hungary: how about you take some armor off your ships and stick it on your tanks?
    Germany: PROMOTE THIS MAN

    • @myman1635
      @myman1635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Thats when the idea of the Maus was born

    • @BolphesarusMaximusWardius
      @BolphesarusMaximusWardius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@myman1635 I think you mean the Ratte

    • @THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL
      @THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The Glasgow accent just fuckin makes it

    • @hopin8krzys
      @hopin8krzys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That would make interesting game mechanic. Something like scraping ships to get more steel for some time

    • @BolphesarusMaximusWardius
      @BolphesarusMaximusWardius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@hopin8krzys it wouldn't really work as the system in Hoi is neverending

  • @floridaball4896
    @floridaball4896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    When Swimmy is the voice of reason, you know things are bad

    • @suspecm6316
      @suspecm6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Swimmy has been getting his redemption arc recently with even more delusional people by his side.

    • @faiz8385
      @faiz8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@suspecm6316 lmao

    • @andrewstepanek8933
      @andrewstepanek8933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@suspecm6316 Swimmy is equal parts delusional and remarkably selfaware. He recognizes that he's doing dumb shit like 70% of the time and just does it anyway.

    • @suspecm6316
      @suspecm6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@andrewstepanek8933 and that is why we all love him

    • @jamiekamihachi3135
      @jamiekamihachi3135 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Swimmy can be really good at the game. He has no middle ground. He’s either amazing or a rolling disaster.

  • @lefishe8791
    @lefishe8791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2776

    In the great words of Golden, “I have everything, yet I feel like I’m missing something really important.”

    • @tacticalnuke5673
      @tacticalnuke5673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      He was missing his brain.

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      BASED GOLDEN

    • @Iridescent_Astraea
      @Iridescent_Astraea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      If you forgot it it didn't matter

    • @TheSilverExperience
      @TheSilverExperience 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought his name was Gordon

    • @Genburthing
      @Genburthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tacticalnuke5673 or put the planes in the freaking air
      I really dont understand how the fuck they paradrop Berlin

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    Instead of the German national anthem every battleship Golden produced was launched to the sound clowncar music and copious honking from the Kriegsmarine band, bedecked in their finest clown costumes and novelty instruments

    • @DJSpike-ft9yw
      @DJSpike-ft9yw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Stop stop I’m gonna piss myself 🤣

    • @GInJaNInJA98765
      @GInJaNInJA98765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's like instead of normal instruments for a band they spent all their time on one massive sousaphone that doesn't even work

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@GInJaNInJA98765 The most secret Nazi wonder weapon.

    • @maxkennedy8075
      @maxkennedy8075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@GInJaNInJA98765 Some just honk their clown noses, others play a sliding whistle, some even cackle in time with the conductor’s baton while comically tiny clown car plays La Cucaracha with its horn

    • @jacobtrowbridge7223
      @jacobtrowbridge7223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@maxkennedy8075 Admiral Dönitz cartwheeling around a thoroughly unimpressed Rommel as the ship slides into the water, running over a fishing boat

  • @russk1ng128
    @russk1ng128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    Saw that Germany was building a big navy and I immediately knew that it was Golden.

    • @davidp2537
      @davidp2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I saw the title and I knew Golden was Germany

    • @Inoffensive_name
      @Inoffensive_name 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Said it out loud. I saw the description and said "that's golden" to no one.

    • @tommybusse6322
      @tommybusse6322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Any time you see something bad with Germany it's Golden

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Honestly that sounds like me as well. I like Navies in HoI4 even though they're Useless
      For example I built a super battleship that single handedly beat the shit out of the Royal Navy.
      I also used a mod that added more to the MtG research tree and made a sub with 0 detection below and 0.1 detection on the surface. I created an invisible submarine.

    • @matthewbadley5063
      @matthewbadley5063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hitler wasn't the Fuhrer. Turns out they brought back the Kaiser.

  • @briguy345
    @briguy345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    "I just want to recruit child soldiers" is up there with "I am a staunch national socialist"

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The best quotes from this series are always the type of stuff to get prople tried at the hage

    • @lt3746
      @lt3746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I still think “I don’t lose, I just win in the other direction” is the best Swimmy line

    • @pko6596
      @pko6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      guys the best one ever is "if i ban child labor i might actually go bancrupt"

    • @ShiftySheriff2
      @ShiftySheriff2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Unlike you College, I don't respect women" -Swimmy 2019

    • @Yesunfortunately-r1x
      @Yesunfortunately-r1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ShiftySheriff2
      "So you see how I'm justified"
      -swimmy when he was exterminating Germans when he was playing Yugoslavia'

  • @JackMcLeary
    @JackMcLeary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    An absolute banger of an episode, holy shit, Swi- “HOLD YOUR FUCKING UNITS!” -mmy is the voice of reason to Golden, ireland’s division templates, Braun’s insult game popping off, bo evolves into a tea kettle. This is superb.

    • @enderboy1824
      @enderboy1824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      One of the funniest episodes to come out in a while

    • @Trungledor44
      @Trungledor44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Fr, their storyboard guy really nailed this episode

    • @burney7998
      @burney7998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and the children

    • @remag-yx4ed
      @remag-yx4ed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don't forget peef wheezing

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Loweee: *Gets paradropped as Hungary*
    Golden: "Haha you're shit"
    Golden: *Gets paradropped as Germany*
    Loweee: *Jim Halpert smiling through blinds*

    • @tiago4158
      @tiago4158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Spains laugh was so cursed too, made me laugh too instantly haha

    • @patriotic_canadian
      @patriotic_canadian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@tiago4158 Peef’s laugh is so fucking contagious and i love it

    • @drdiabeetus4419
      @drdiabeetus4419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The real winners in that situation are the brave Indian paratroopers

  • @shihao21
    @shihao21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    “I just wanna recruits Child Soldiers” - Swimmy

    • @balazsbalazs3926
      @balazsbalazs3926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or real life germany

    • @Guanaco17
      @Guanaco17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@balazsbalazs3926 Historical Accuracy

    • @mallus8493
      @mallus8493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      add that to the bucket list of Swimmy quotes

    • @snipingflute4346
      @snipingflute4346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Golden: “...Swimmy?”

  • @TheColdsuit
    @TheColdsuit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    When you realize WW2 was a bunch of incompetent people racing to become competent first.

    • @Genburthing
      @Genburthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That...quite literally All the Attemps to conquer Europe

    • @HDreamer
      @HDreamer ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yh, Germany was only this successful early on because the Allies and Soviets were so incompetent it bordered on active sabotage. Once they figured their shit out it turned immediately.
      On the german side it's the hilarious logistics and almost everything that happened after they ran out of steam at the gates of Moscow in 41.

  • @polskamapping6116
    @polskamapping6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    "Golden can't take Paris" I'm getting PTSD from that episode lol

    • @Guanaco17
      @Guanaco17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love that episode

    • @polskamapping6116
      @polskamapping6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Guanaco17 Yeah, I actually tried the siege divisions Golden made in the great war mod, I honestly don't know how you could lose that

    • @pablo_giustiniani
      @pablo_giustiniani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *GET A US PLAYER*
      Man, I miss 18'

    • @officialeggland7477
      @officialeggland7477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LOOK GUYS LOOK

    • @kevincastillomorales4858
      @kevincastillomorales4858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok, who was in paris?

  • @alexanderenfloristijburg8211
    @alexanderenfloristijburg8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Golden be like: Why even the need to have garrisons on these critical points in our country??

  • @SterlingCat03
    @SterlingCat03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    Looks like we got Plankton running Germany, because Golden decided to initiate PLAN Z

    • @riolkin
      @riolkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Gotta get control of the seas if you want that secret recipe.

    • @matthewbadley5063
      @matthewbadley5063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@riolkin Ravioli ravioli give me the BBioli

    • @Nomatophobic
      @Nomatophobic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LEMON SCENTED

  • @manband20
    @manband20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Hitler: "I genuinely believe we are going to win this."
    von Stauffenberg: "Yes, mein Furher." *cocks pistol*

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "Alright, so where are the children?"
    They're co-oping Germany.

    • @davidgomez7882
      @davidgomez7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel ashamed for how long it took me to get this joke.

    • @anonnona4163
      @anonnona4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidgomez7882 i still dont get it

    • @davidgomez7882
      @davidgomez7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anonnona4163 The people that were playing Germanu are children.

  • @jordandelosreyes5656
    @jordandelosreyes5656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Will we ever see “Most incompetent axis 69420”?
    Also I broke down laughing when Golden considered the idea of using Operation Barbarossa on France

    • @Genburthing
      @Genburthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, they dont use that idea?

    • @jordandelosreyes5656
      @jordandelosreyes5656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Genburthing I believe they almost did, but they managed to break the Western front without using it

    • @RomanianJ96
      @RomanianJ96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@jordandelosreyes5656 Using Barb on France just screams "Here's how Germany can still win!" xD

    • @shinmiepog
      @shinmiepog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If golden keeps playing then obviously

  • @thekebab1655
    @thekebab1655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “You’re Embarrassing yourself. you got paradropped” is going to be the new Iwo Jima change my mind

    • @nayas1885
      @nayas1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Iwo Jima is better

    • @arielfuchs316
      @arielfuchs316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Golden and Swimmy have been trying to out Dressel Dressel and they still have not managed.

    • @thekebab1655
      @thekebab1655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@arielfuchs316 It feels like Dressel have been forgotten bruh. What happened to him?

    • @arielfuchs316
      @arielfuchs316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thekebab1655 I miss him

    • @Aleph3575
      @Aleph3575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thekebab1655 He got banned for being excessively racist, according to the Bokoen1 reddit. Him, Pashalis and Vader were all banned for the same reason, although apparently Pashalis was the worst.

  • @KreaSHeR
    @KreaSHeR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Where are the children?"
    ...
    *Understand what the fuck he said and corrects himself*
    "No i meant i just wanna recruit child soldiers."

  • @CallumVloGamesCVG
    @CallumVloGamesCVG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Where are the children"
    - Swimmy larping as Jeffery Epstien.

  • @real_yanoosh6553
    @real_yanoosh6553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "How about you take some armor off your ships and stick it on your tanks"
    HOLY SHIT LOWEE YOU KILLED HIM

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Another clip to add to the Swimmy soundboard
    “I just want to recruit child soldiers”

  • @stepal6958
    @stepal6958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Missed out one of the best bits where after they finally took France and created Vichy the Allies immediately para-dropped an unguarded Paris and Free France got all the Vichy stuff back.

  • @semotari311
    @semotari311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    “Where are the children?”
    -Rommel, after realizing he can’t even cover the Russian border fully

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The Eastern Front was Model and Mannstein's show more than it was Rommel's, but yes

    • @ЧылгычыОндар-ю1о
      @ЧылгычыОндар-ю1о 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hallowedbeyourdays Was Rommel even in the Eastern front

    • @bruh5992
      @bruh5992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ЧылгычыОндар-ю1о nope he was busy in North Africa And France

  • @dba2k15
    @dba2k15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Of course, Bo is playing japan when this type of games happen

    • @faiz8385
      @faiz8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ofc

    • @_Jasiku_
      @_Jasiku_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are actually happen pretty often if Bo plays germany

    • @frederickii1534
      @frederickii1534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mfw game impact

    • @starstudy8752
      @starstudy8752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      He doesn't want any involvement in the shitstorm over in Europe. If he can focus on Asia he can point and laugh at the Axis in Europe if they perform poorly, or get hyped if they do amazing.

    • @nickstone1167
      @nickstone1167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@starstudy8752 So, great power, less great responsibility. Sounds like a winning move to me.

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "So in this game the Germans decided to invest into a lot of battleships"
    I can hear Admiral Doenitz screaming in frustration from here...

  • @makowako6035
    @makowako6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Peef's laugh is the best.
    I've rewatched this video like half a dozen times and I'm still laughing my arse off.

  • @yogocasto5905
    @yogocasto5905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Peef’s wheeze when you were talking about Golden’s troops killed me LMAO

    • @lordderpington8021
      @lordderpington8021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His responses are probably some of the funniest out of the gang.

  • @quiet_gal_
    @quiet_gal_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    it's not a golden episode without a "we're gonna win!!!" and everyone dies inside

  • @OlafJorigson
    @OlafJorigson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Golden: "I am going to play Japan"
    Bo: "Nah I want to do that, you can play Germany"
    Golden: "I don't see the difference"

  • @NeoMatrix77777
    @NeoMatrix77777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Swimmy and Golden: *fail miserably*
    Bo: "Not to worry, we're still flying HALF an Axis!"

    • @RomanianJ96
      @RomanianJ96 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Italy: *in the middle of switching sides* You sure about that?

  • @gtafanatic1
    @gtafanatic1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:58 >Not expecting bo to be a goblin

  • @drywalldevourer
    @drywalldevourer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "The Most Incompetent Axis"
    Where have I seen this one before?

  • @ewwgreengoo8931
    @ewwgreengoo8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Thought you said you had west africa covered?"
    "Never said i'd hold"

  • @Kenneth6285
    @Kenneth6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Everytime peef is just wheezing, I find myself on the floor foaming in the mouth almost every time lmao.

  • @MosasaurCatcher
    @MosasaurCatcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

    • @dgh6g33gf
      @dgh6g33gf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PLAN Z!!!!

  • @DarthHippygaming
    @DarthHippygaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "The Most Incompetent Axis"-how could I not click.

  • @jairovillalobos-hernandez995
    @jairovillalobos-hernandez995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    *sees most incompetent axis video title* HM, I WONDER WHERE IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE

  • @Flarestormx13
    @Flarestormx13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I died when Swimmy was just like “where’s the children?”

  • @F22onblockland
    @F22onblockland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I genuinely believe we'll win this game, i'm serious" he says while almost laughing

  • @tir4344
    @tir4344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    74 dockyards , this Is why you dont put yolden on germany, I'd also say dont put swimmy but as long as he doesn't do naval im alright

  • @katsu7383
    @katsu7383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Damn, I just really know that this is the worst axis ever because that Germany is Golden and Swimmy.
    Plus the manpower but little braincells

  • @miguelchavez6486
    @miguelchavez6486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Just hoped on and boom a game. Bless the TH-cam algorithm

  • @kk-gr3ly
    @kk-gr3ly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Idk if I missed a history lesson but I'm quite sure that Mannerheim didn't look like that :D 8:15.

  • @Ninjanate898
    @Ninjanate898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    welp... I should have expected this to come up, didn't know Golden & Swimmy were this incompetent, can't wait for The Most Incompetent Axis 105

    • @Genburthing
      @Genburthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They multiplies their incompetence

  • @grayley1233
    @grayley1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Swimmy: "Where are the children?"
    Axis: ay yo hol up

    • @Yesunfortunately-r1x
      @Yesunfortunately-r1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This man caused an entire group of wat criminals to look at him with a wtf look on their faces

  • @vanksteinvanker1062
    @vanksteinvanker1062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Most incompetent axis, Braun Italy, I'm shocked, shocked I say.

    • @maxkennedy8075
      @maxkennedy8075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Swimmy co oping Germany

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it was braun swimmy and golden all on the same team it was destined to bomb in a glorius faction though seeing golden eat his words for what he said to hungary was even more glorius

    • @moonssdoesminecraft
      @moonssdoesminecraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And Braun was the competent one.

  • @xanthespace5141
    @xanthespace5141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was absolutely *glorious*. Just post the "full episode"-no, full stream with no cuts, for most people to see

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >See intro
    >See it mention Germany doing a smoothbrain strat
    >Immediately think it's either Golden or Swimmy
    >Turns out to be both
    >Point and laugh

  • @thereclaimer2945
    @thereclaimer2945 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:24 I got told by my lecturer in uni to think Critically when I’m doing my work and now I just can’t stop thinking of golden whenever he says it. 😂😂🤣🤣
    Also these moments at 6:12, 6:50, 7:57, 8:22, 8:46, 9:36 and especially 8:58 with that wheezing laugh I absolutely died from. 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @cheebi9820
    @cheebi9820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you search up swimmy hoi4, the videos are ‘why German leadership lost ww2’, ‘how Italy lost North Africa’, and ‘most incompetent axis 102’

  • @OzyWazza
    @OzyWazza 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:19 Swimmy going full Harbinger Mode: "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

  • @samsyroney7188
    @samsyroney7188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You didn’t include Golden roasting Spain for not doing their focus...
    ...followed immediently by Spain yelling at Golden that he couldn’t do it because they hadn’t capped France.
    Also the part where they paradropped France and capped Vichy. Ohh so many moments lmaoo

  • @LC-bk8mp
    @LC-bk8mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I honestly look forward to these videos. They are GOLDEN

  • @remag-yx4ed
    @remag-yx4ed 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:07 That wheeze was glorious, definately on top peef moments

  • @S0appy-t8w
    @S0appy-t8w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was one of the best hoi4 mp videos you have made ever

  • @matthewbadley5063
    @matthewbadley5063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Swimmy: "I am assuming DIRECT CONTROL of the Afrika korps"

  • @jimnicholas7334
    @jimnicholas7334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am convinced every member of the Axis aside from Swimmy and Golden was prepared to die and was determined to get as much laughs as possible.

  • @britishgaming6
    @britishgaming6 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    9:36 epstein island

  • @AwayWithYouVileBeggar
    @AwayWithYouVileBeggar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Golden Lost" is not just a phrase, it's a way of life :))

  • @kopa798
    @kopa798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy Shit i haven't had a good laugh in a while, thank you Golden & Swimmy!

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Golden really thinks his plans out doesn’t he?
    They certainly are critical to his defeat!

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sad that noone sees the wordplay in there

  • @falloutgrim4691
    @falloutgrim4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this has to be the best episode that Bokoen has ever done, this is pure gold

  • @user-ez9ng2rw9c
    @user-ez9ng2rw9c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think someone should make a video of all the legendary Swimmy quotes. There's so many great ones.

  • @nathanpitek3177
    @nathanpitek3177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:30 some of the best insults on boekoen channel

  • @fanispalaiog6639
    @fanispalaiog6639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I would really love to see Bo and his friends playing online total war games

    • @benzehunteer7411
      @benzehunteer7411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hannibal is in Italy! rally the defenses

  • @TheRat2050-s2i
    @TheRat2050-s2i 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Swimmy taking control from Golden is like an insane guy taking a makeshift crown made out of hair from the slightly more insane guy who’s talking to the wall and then proclaiming himself as the new king as he proceeds to smear his shit across the wall.

  • @goldenmania7356
    @goldenmania7356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Where are the children?" *Swimmy 2021*

  • @AdmiralRamenNoodles
    @AdmiralRamenNoodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Braun: Remember when I was Bulgaria and I got paradropped
    Me: Flashbacks of British troops over Sofia

  • @sh_rkk4986
    @sh_rkk4986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Braun really stepped up his game for insults this game and I cannot breathe due to how hard I’ve been laughing at “Cucked Swede”.
    I’m ashamed.

  • @TimDutch
    @TimDutch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:37 "comrade Golden is delusional, take him to the infirmary."

  • @mrjosha2639
    @mrjosha2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Could not stop laughing. Looks like an awesome session where friends bond closely together as they laugh at each others incompetence.

  • @summonerekup
    @summonerekup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "GERMANY DECIDED TO INVEST INTO A LOT OF BATTLESHIPS" Looks like what's currently happening in the stream.

  • @BigBoss-iu1fc
    @BigBoss-iu1fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Golden : « Dressel, why did you go big navy again ? (As Japan)
    Also Golden, as Germany : ME MAKE BIG BOATS, ME WIN !

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Golden & Swimmy: *Both play Germany*
    Everyone else: "This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!".

  • @jogzyg2036
    @jogzyg2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Maybe if you sail the ships to switzerland" had me dying

  • @jacopofolin6400
    @jacopofolin6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:50 "were are the children, i Just want..." Dead. Swimmy Is the thing

  • @duckington6814
    @duckington6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Peef's wheezing never ceases to entertain me

  • @nilloc93
    @nilloc93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how they're getting mad at india after his 4th paradrop instead of realizing that he's going to keep paradropping.

  • @seabase3362
    @seabase3362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lower and Braun really just unleashed their wrath this game.

  • @McGliga
    @McGliga 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit it just hit me, Swimmy's been the reasonable one in two "in a nutshell" videos in a row, last time in vicky 2 and now in hoi. Is this a Swimmy redemption arc?

  • @novaspartan7656
    @novaspartan7656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know it’s bad when golden starts saying “no nay sayer shit”

  • @tendoo751
    @tendoo751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    „Clownkoen!“
    Well that was instant karma for Golden

  • @mikeymikey4186
    @mikeymikey4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like everytime Golden plays Germany, it ends with Golden going REEEEE and you guys laughing at him

  • @dylanmoreno16
    @dylanmoreno16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need a game with just Braun, swimmy, and golden, it’d be a straight comedy and obviously the team blessed by the lord himself

    • @MrDirigible
      @MrDirigible 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget to include James, keppler and the OG incompetent one of all time -Dressel,

  • @GP090
    @GP090 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hitler to Speer "Great new plan Speer will build some super heavy Maus tanks that will turn the tide!" " Why are you pointing a gun at me?"

  • @jaydencoles6686
    @jaydencoles6686 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me the last incompetent axis: how can a team be any worse
    Bo’s friends: I’ll fkin do it again

  • @riolkin
    @riolkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't fucking wait for this full episode. Holy shit how is Golden always so confident in his stupidity

  • @SleepySheepy99
    @SleepySheepy99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Also hearing "where ate the children" sounds a lot worse with the fact they were calling Golden a pxdo during the SCW

  • @Gingerbreadley
    @Gingerbreadley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It feels like everything month there is a new most incompetent axis. Probably because that’s how often Golden gets to play Germany

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Golden is the anti-Dankus, because when Dankus plays majors, he always wins, but Golden never does when he plays majors.

    • @logoncal3001
      @logoncal3001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Actually Dankus lost some good times as a Major in this channel. Its just not often because its him competent vs a group of retards

  • @jonahhudson2052
    @jonahhudson2052 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this is the best episode yet. it's got that classic feel to it.

  • @SlavaUkraine751
    @SlavaUkraine751 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “We’re gonna make, infantry” Hitler: why didn’t I think of that?

  • @Calbeck
    @Calbeck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    GERMANY: imma beat that dang British Home Fleet this time
    BRITAIN: dohohohohohoho

  • @drivernephi2115
    @drivernephi2115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 years later and golden STILL can't take Paris ahahahahhahahahaha

  • @SleepySheepy99
    @SleepySheepy99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was laughing so hard watching your and colleges stream of this. Especially with Grisha randomly invading eith IRA divisions

    • @GrishaPutin
      @GrishaPutin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasnt random, it was the raid of cherbourg harbour

  • @thecanadianguy1662
    @thecanadianguy1662 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was waiting for that episode to happen, loved this one

  • @magic5101
    @magic5101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol Bo always uploads at the best time