@@jaywerner8415 Yes, because that way he'd only fuck up himself, if he was independent. As we saw with this game, if he went solo only he'd horribly die.
This game is exactly why Golden is duch a good thing for the channel-who else could pull such a stupid naval maneuver *and* successfully Sealion in the same game?
Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures: "The Most Incompetent Axis 105" "Axis Stupidity 101? " They are the same picture.
Ah! Actually that may happened! Golden to be honest is a pretty good player... I played Hoi4 enough to know I would have a really hard time getting that good at this game as any of these guys... (＠_＠;)
I love how Golden is just completely delusional on how things work in this game and tried saying numbers that weren’t even accurate, and he knew he couldn’t keep lying because it was on stream.
honestly, the Axis pushed well above its weight historically, when the Axis took out France it was a shock to the world, yeah they messed up a bunch too, but the allies arguable did more and it is easy with hindsight to see what went wrong.
This is one of those episodes where I just want to hug Peef, and slowly rock him back and forth as he goes insane... Love you all in the BCU, thanks for putting a smile in every week.
I mean after throwing the naval battle he managed to naval invade the suez and blow it, also sealioned the UK by himself, and came to save the axis on the eastern front, and even during the endsieg he was about to retake France using the German tanks before being puppeted by Bo. So I’d say he did redeem himself after such a colossal throw early-game.
Golden's tactical and strategic competence definitely gives General Charles Lee a run for his money. And with similar amounts of honesty and integrity to boot (pun intended).
Im just imagining Karl dönitz is about board the Bismark to escape to Argentina only to be arested by Himmler and the SS and their just like: "Hold him men. Make sure he says here like a good soldier."
*Hitler on the verge of tears as he explains to Mussolini that they had operation sealion in the bag and questions his judgement as Mussolini drools on his uniform*
Its a mystery to me how any of these guys still accept Golden in their team, honestly. This episode was: how to fuck up a basically won sealion in the most stupid manner imaginable.
Because Golden is the ultimate wildcard. There are times where he is a complete moron, but at the same time, there's examples of his idiotic tactics paying off... admittedly, it's a 1 in 1000000 chance, but when it works, it *works.*
@@randombrit4504 Because they're friends and this isn't competitive. Come on man, would you just exclude your friend from a game of ping pong because you know they aren't good? THINK CRITICALLY MAN!
Golden is always thinking 40 steps ahead. It just so happens that when he’s waiting for the enemy to catch up to him, they make a wrong turn and his entire plan goes to shit
I gotta wonder how on earth Golden is still so incompetent, after countless hours and games of HOI4, to the point he still doesn't know how the naval retreat button works?!?!
Well to be fair. I’m sitting with 1000 hours on hoi4 and I have no fucking clue what the naval does. I keep that tab away with a 5 meter stick. But yes. They play this a lot more than me. With majors and coops. So it is any real wonder.
6:42 Wow, they actually cheated and put it up to 4-speed so it'd happen faster. Can't win a straight-up match, what a rigged game, should totally call them on that, those cheeky blighters!
10:12 I laughed so fucking hard, that I swallowed my own saliva down the wrong pipe and choked then coughed a bit. It was so fuckin good, I did not expect that, Peef nice one haha man.
In an absolute majority of Bo's vids you can, with basically 100% accuracy, determine what country he played even without watching the stream by him bitching about his allies in the intro card if they lost/were close to losing, or by how cool his encirclements were if they win or do well xd
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that 4 speed shit sounds like some of the scummiest shit to pull unannounced sneakily in the middle of a major offensive. some would even call it cheating.
I have never been so happy that I bought a Golden Lost shirt than the reminder that Golden threw a naval battle and continues to lose. Its almost like you know its gonna be a good hoi4 vid when the video starts with saying Golden fucked up
Bo, if you keep this up, you'll open a new salt mining operation Also quintessential HOI in end there: the Italian Social Rupubblic has lost Italy, but still holds the UK
Opening text: “basically Italy bumbles the whole damn thing lmao” Me: I wonder who played Italy this run thru who could’ve messed up so bad? **hears Italy’s voice…** **Looks into camera**
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>Stupidity
>@Golden
>moronic mistakes
Ah yes baby, here comes the classic. Urraa
Schleswig and Holstein are German provinces forever and there is nothing your 6-hour nation will do about it!
Bo when he puppeted Golden:
"You have failed me for the last time admiral"
"I have altered the terms of our alliance. Pray i dont alter them any further"
I find your lack of micro...disturbing
I love how u called him an admiral
@@faiz8385 I love u
Are we BLIND?! DEPLOY THE FLOTILLA, MOVE!
you know golden REALLY fucked up when hes not malding or screaming into the VC, but rather is completely silent
If you think about it, retreating a fleet is kinda like stockpiling tanks...
Guess golden is the new swimmy and swimmy is the new goat huh
surprised he didn’t start muting and disconnecting people
I know, I only started using my navy a few weeks ago, yet even I know not to run away from a naval battle
@@Yesunfortunately-r1x not really
In this Episode of HOI4 mp in a nutshell, the world was mentally dominated.
*Mentally Disabled
Get rid of the "mentally" part
@@The_Gerry_Man remove the dominated and replace it with ill
9:23 Bo going actual Hitler mode “Everyone stop looking at the fronts, all generals stop! I want a conference.”
so much this
Wow the historical Italian AI is getting even more accurate
Yeah, they are finally thinking critically
Holdfast
BRuH
@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 failing critically*
@@guilty_mulburry5903 e
Golden: consistently throws games when playing on any team
Also Golden: ThInK CriTiCaLlY.
Thinking critically - critically hindering your own team
- golden, probably not
Sooo, if everyone went with i dont know, Monarchy spam and independents he would actually be better?
@@jaywerner8415 Yes, because that way he'd only fuck up himself, if he was independent. As we saw with this game, if he went solo only he'd horribly die.
Can we all agree that Golden does WAY better as a minor nation than he does as a major?
@@leoanathetiger6814 I think the small nations play to his strengths.
"We're losing 3 tanks in the East."
"Where?"
"On the East."
The avatar really enhances the comment tenfold.
This game is exactly why Golden is duch a good thing for the channel-who else could pull such a stupid naval maneuver *and* successfully Sealion in the same game?
Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures:
"The Most Incompetent Axis 105"
"Axis Stupidity 101? "
They are the same picture.
not just me then. I swore the whole time i was watching this that ive seen it before
Me: "I wonder who's playing Italy to royally screw this up?"
*Hears Golden's voice with Italy's countryball
Me: "Ah it all makes sense now."
Ya, I was like wonder if it's Swimmy or Golden
Thomas host moment with that 4 speed Russian offensive honestly
done them dirty
Man, that is dirty.
I wish I was there live to see the argument that MUST have erupted at the end of the game, cause that was some real devious shit.
@@Sigil_Firebrand agree, wish it was in the video, might have to hit the vod for that
Operation Bagration IRL was just Russian Army put on 4x speed.
In all fairness, Golden had no reason to retreat, whatsoever
Wonder if there was a desync that led him to see the stats as that much worse. A big one did fire off in the middle of that battle.
Ah! Actually that may happened!
Golden to be honest is a pretty good player...
I played Hoi4 enough to know I would have a really hard time getting that good at this game as any of these guys... (＠_＠;)
Another case of "Golden lost", but he throw it for the entire team.
Never seen a better Italien ally.
Vous ici ? Quelle suprise ! :D
@@Aigavlov ça ne devrait pas t'étonner, je le suis depuis des années. C'est un peu l'équivalent de la bande à PP en anglophone niveau autisme.
certified golden moment right there when he retreated his navy
I love how Golden is just completely delusional on how things work in this game and tried saying numbers that weren’t even accurate, and he knew he couldn’t keep lying because it was on stream.
You'd think for years of playing he would learn
I might have been because of that desync the game notified about around that moment, but it also could just have been a Golden moment.
I love when bo just goes full Stalin mode and goes “you have been relieved of this front I’m taking direct control”
Fun fact: If the Axis or Allies are losing, *it's because of Golden.*
Or dressel
Legend has it Hitler lost WW2 because Golden was playing a co-op.
Swimmy was fegelein
@@yizao9289 Swimmy actually wins tho lmao
If the axis is loosing its cause golden is on the allies abd vice versa
gotta love Golden streams, saw this from his POV and he started building that port in africa ONCE they asked how long it would take
Golden has a channel
When bo was calling for a conference I thought they were gonna larp all the axis leaders as divisions again for a sec
Mistakes make you stronger:
Golden: god level power
(still keeps losing tho)
I love that I’ve watched years of Hoi4 on this channel and Golden has never gotten better 😂
Ive played hoi4 for years now and I havent gotten any better either
I am pretty sure he has ACTIVELY gotten worse.
Golden used to be good he just been getting worse and worse
“Axis Stupidity 101”
Me: Golden?
Bo: Golden.
Bo in the intro: "So, someone fucked up horribly."
Everyone watching: "So was it Golden or Swimmy?"
Daddy Bo is such an alpha, dominating and stepping on everyone's minds and making them his bitches.
He rpd as ww2 Germany quite well
Well, everyone’s minds except the enemy’s.
"Golden, can you *ever* blame yourself?!"
One of them finally said it. Golden's M.O. returns!
Star Wars : Empire at War when 😔😔😔😔
Amazing idea
good question, when?
Hopefully never
Awakening of the rebellion mod
For the longest time I used to watch your videos without sound so I didn’t think you guys had voices and were just Polandballs
...What the @#$% is wrong with you?
Why would you watch videos without sound?
This. This is a golden moment.
Holy shit
I've re-watched so many videos since I enjoy them so much by now, it's getting close to the amount of times Golden lost
“Axis stupidity” aka historical game
yup
honestly, the Axis pushed well above its weight historically, when the Axis took out France it was a shock to the world, yeah they messed up a bunch too, but the allies arguable did more and it is easy with hindsight to see what went wrong.
@@sevenpolar3483 Germany took France, the rest of the Axis did almost nothing
@@theleader4620
Well without the rest of the Axis they would never have been able to invade the USSR in the first place.
Golden throwing again, iconic golden moment compilation.
Golden has evolved from losing to making everyone else lose
This is one of those episodes where I just want to hug Peef, and slowly rock him back and forth as he goes insane... Love you all in the BCU, thanks for putting a smile in every week.
“All jokes aside, you did redeem yourself…”
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“…no…”
I mean after throwing the naval battle he managed to naval invade the suez and blow it, also sealioned the UK by himself, and came to save the axis on the eastern front, and even during the endsieg he was about to retake France using the German tanks before being puppeted by Bo. So I’d say he did redeem himself after such a colossal throw early-game.
You know Bo had a rough game when he uses footage of him sinking Canadian and Australian ships.
Golden throwing 101 - Hoi4 in a nutshell
Gotta love it when Bo pulls a Collectors from Mass Effect 2. "Assuming Direct Control!".
The genuine anger in bo’s voice when he’s screaming at golden for retreating the naval battle is hilarious
Golden's tactical and strategic competence definitely gives General Charles Lee a run for his money. And with similar amounts of honesty and integrity to boot (pun intended).
I like how bo getting so mad that he just starts spitting at his monitor
“This channel is just full of smart people”
Yes, but actually no
I mean he had golden in it so no
@@calebsmith1548 as soon as golden left it became the channel of smart people
0:37 You know you're wrong when golden agrees with you lmao
Im just imagining Karl dönitz is about board the Bismark to escape to Argentina only to be arested by Himmler and the SS and their just like: "Hold him men. Make sure he says here like a good soldier."
Golden either fails spectacularly or succeeds magnificently-today he did both.
*Hitler on the verge of tears as he explains to Mussolini that they had operation sealion in the bag and questions his judgement as Mussolini drools on his uniform*
Berlin Conference must've been like "No, mein Führer, we can't move the state of Italy to the British Isles."
Bo scrambling to make up for his allies mistakes has WW1 Germany bailing out Austria-Hungary vibes.
Its a mystery to me how any of these guys still accept Golden in their team, honestly. This episode was: how to fuck up a basically won sealion in the most stupid manner imaginable.
Because Golden is the ultimate wildcard. There are times where he is a complete moron, but at the same time, there's examples of his idiotic tactics paying off... admittedly, it's a 1 in 1000000 chance, but when it works, it *works.*
Because Golden is entertaining and well known in the community.
Yeah how dare this group of friends want to have fun when they can just win all the time
TBH if you break up with your irl friend because they are horrible at a game, then you need to see a doctor.
@@randombrit4504 Because they're friends and this isn't competitive. Come on man, would you just exclude your friend from a game of ping pong because you know they aren't good? THINK CRITICALLY MAN!
Hoi4 has gotten me to the point where I look at flipping clouds and I'm like "wow that looks like Germany after anschluss" and then I cry
Golden winning the naval battle be like: "My eye, coctor, i have to go guys"
Bo: Alr we are about to win the battle sealion is secured we got this
Golden with the italian fleet: alright imma head out
So angry for that 4 speed during "Barbarossa".
This isn't axis stupidity, it's just golden stupidity
"To save the situation, I'm gonna take my eyes off the Eastern Front for five sec... and it's already collapsing."
When I was reading the intro card I was thinking, "It'd Golden isn't it?". Never disappoints.
Tbf to golden despite his failures he did end up sealioning blew up the suez and helped in barb this was a golden redemption arc
The second the intro text loaded I went, "was Golden Italy?" He disappoints, yet does not disappoint.
Golden is always thinking 40 steps ahead. It just so happens that when he’s waiting for the enemy to catch up to him, they make a wrong turn and his entire plan goes to shit
I gotta wonder how on earth Golden is still so incompetent, after countless hours and games of HOI4, to the point he still doesn't know how the naval retreat button works?!?!
Well to be fair. I’m sitting with 1000 hours on hoi4 and I have no fucking clue what the naval does. I keep that tab away with a 5 meter stick. But yes. They play this a lot more than me. With majors and coops. So it is any real wonder.
6:42
Wow, they actually cheated and put it up to 4-speed so it'd happen faster. Can't win a straight-up match, what a rigged game, should totally call them on that, those cheeky blighters!
i always feel like i dont know enough about hoi4 but watching golden fuck up this bad makes me feel a lot more confident
I love watching these clips. It makes me think of gaming and arguing with my brothers growing up. I love it so much ❤
Bo is lord Beckett going down the stairs when the allied navy starts attacking his ships
>plays with Golden
>Expects to win
the black wall white text at the start is usually just Bo's copium on full display.
10:12 I laughed so fucking hard, that I swallowed my own saliva down the wrong pipe and choked then coughed a bit. It was so fuckin good, I did not expect that, Peef nice one haha man.
maybe the real mental domination was the friends we made along the way
As soon as I read the description at the beginning, I immediately knew: "Golden"
Months later this video still brings me great pain like i have to watch it in parts
You know Golden knows he fucked up when he’s completely silent instead of screeching.
One of Golden's best throws
In an absolute majority of Bo's vids you can, with basically 100% accuracy, determine what country he played
even without watching the stream by him bitching about his allies in the intro card if they lost/were close to losing,
or by how cool his encirclements were if they win or do well xd
Bo ran out of "10x" numbers for the most incompetent Axis and had to change it up lol
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that 4 speed shit sounds like some of the scummiest shit to pull unannounced sneakily in the middle of a major offensive. some would even call it cheating.
To be fair golden nailed the Second sealion which did actually happen and you can see the Italien occupation of England
I'm convinced Golden and Swimmy exist to be a Nerf for the side that they are on.
> title card: rants @ italy
> italy: played by golden
> me: gigasigh
that's right, it's HoIMPINS time.
Golden Italy as expected!
I have never been so happy that I bought a Golden Lost shirt than the reminder that Golden threw a naval battle and continues to lose. Its almost like you know its gonna be a good hoi4 vid when the video starts with saying Golden fucked up
Bo, if you keep this up, you'll open a new salt mining operation
Also quintessential HOI in end there: the Italian Social Rupubblic has lost Italy, but still holds the UK
I love how once they realized Golden retreated, EVERYTHING in the game fucking went off.
Perfect, just woke up after car ride
Can't wait to see the idiocracy of this episode
Golden should’ve tried thinking critically during that naval battle
I love the way I took one look at the thumbnail and knew who was playing Romania
Opening text: “basically Italy bumbles the whole damn thing lmao”
Me: I wonder who played Italy this run thru who could’ve messed up so bad?
**hears Italy’s voice…**
**Looks into camera**
Bruh watching golden throwing every game you play with him makes my head hurts so much lol.
this hurted so much to watch, I havent cringed this bad in a long time
Bo’s like Darth Vader in Empire strikes back but instead of force choking those who fail him he puppets their country
The old golden classic of going dead silent when you get caught fucking up
Paris' liberation while London is under Italian control is too funny.
I see golden was thinking critically
Im so glad Braun is here to make it personal, because he is absolutely right to make it personal.
Of course Golden was in charge of Italy,not even surprised
Golden caused the Axis to lose North Africa and Sealion? Next you will be telling my the sky is blue on a sunny day.
I see paradox finally added a realistic ai setting
300K subs Hoi mp in a nutshell arty only
Start of the vid, Golden on Bo’s team: “Well how the hell is he gonna fuck it up this time?”
ey why does everyone hate on golden he brings good content.
(oh and in the end he really played well)
> Intro is filled with Italy fails
So historically accurate Italy then? Wonder who Italy is...
> Golden
Well... it was either Golden or Swimmy