@@MrNPC Nah. The EU was created to unify Europe by the allies. "The first step towards creating the United States of Europe must be the reconciliation between France and Germany." Churchill Nor do Germany control the EU. The leaders of the EU are Charles Michel(Belgian), Ursula von der Leyen (German) which replaced someone from Luxemberg, and finally David Sassoli (Italian). One out of three hardly a dominant position, and before that zero. The positions within the EU is balanced between the different countries.
Not shown in the video: Golden whining and crying like a baby until Bo edits the save file to give western Poland back to Germany and unify Austria-Hungary. Also not shown: USSR crumbling apart immediately in Barbarossa because "tanks aren't in the meta".
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere look how well the Russians have treated their “Slavic brothers” throughout history, the Russians wouldn’t treat them much better even after Stalin is dead.
So let me get this straight. Germany got Schliffen planned by France (and friends) who used Benelux to get around the German Maginot Line. What kind of cursed bizzaro world is this?
In the darkest age of Japan, endless war leaves a country divided. It is the middle of the 16th Century in Feudal Japan. The country, once ruled by a unified government, is now split into many warring clans. has unfortunately left the game. Do you want Manchukuo to become AI-controlled?
Japan: Alright guys, we can still win this war against the USA and China *Japan civil war occurs Japan: Okay guys, time to head out to our kamikaze planes
He actually managed to follow through with the Ardennes Offensive. The goal was Antwerpen and he got it. Too bad it was utterly ineffective in this scenario xD
College might be the worst Japan, but his roleplay skills as someone being constantly bullied in this nutshell community are second to none. (maybe except Philips when playing SCP)
I just came from EU4 which had a Jewish dlc so when they were talking about east Mediterranean sharks at 5:56, I thought Australia said "you ever seen Jews?" Not Jaws and I fucking died laughing
The worst japan ever was when i played as china in hoi4 mp for the first time and when i got beat by japan they started one division training and then proceeded to leave the game after getting beat by the allies when he started one division training
Japan: Fails conquering china, devolves into a civil war Germany: Conquers Poland and then loses every last bit of it to the Russians due to what is essentially the ingame version a legal loophole. Italy & Manchukuo: "Ight chief, we gonna head out"
Despite what people say, dressel isnt that bad of a player, hes always extremly salty, but at least you can always rely on him to be unreliable. Hes OK
1. Do you want a video on the story of how Swimmy lost his foreskin?
2. Japan/ College was bullied because he bullied Swimmy
Yes. I wanna see the foreskin
Bokoen1 sure
Yes please Daddy Bo
"Say the Line, College"
FORESKIN!
When Swimmy's foreskin remilitarizes we know we are all in trouble
Everybody gangsta till Swimmy's foreskin remilitarizes
*clown car music plays*
AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF
The world is doomed and we know it if we see that message pop up
AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF
“Rules are meant to be broken” Germany tried that with the Ribbentrop Pact and look how that turned out
Kim Jong-un Germany has tried that with every treaty except the EU, look how that turned out
@@AnonymousXeno i don`t agree with the eu part
@@MrNPC that is so fucking right i never heard something so true in my life ever
@@MrNPC Nah. The EU was created to unify Europe by the allies. "The first step towards creating the United States of Europe must be the reconciliation between France and Germany." Churchill
Nor do Germany control the EU. The leaders of the EU are Charles Michel(Belgian), Ursula von der Leyen
(German) which replaced someone from Luxemberg, and finally David Sassoli (Italian). One out of three hardly a dominant position, and before that zero. The positions within the EU is balanced between the different countries.
@@Mr33500 Germany pumps the most money into the project. It doesn't matter who sits behind director's desk if he doesn't actually keep the lights on.
:Worst Japan Ever
:Not Dressel
Me: Impossible, the archives must be incomplete
at least he got iwo jima
Just the average One UUURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAH
@@justtheaverageone3840 HAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@Uberkatze- you must be a fun person to be around
or you know just wrong?
Germany be like: “witness the power of this FULLY ARMED AND REMILITARISED *foreskin* “
I spat out my milk all over my monitor reading this
Germany: *Refuses to give Wilno to the Soviets*
Russia: *I'm gonna do what's called a Pro-Gamer move*
Thanks for the heart Bo.
Not shown in the video: Golden whining and crying like a baby until Bo edits the save file to give western Poland back to Germany and unify Austria-Hungary.
Also not shown: USSR crumbling apart immediately in Barbarossa because "tanks aren't in the meta".
He may have lost in China but he did retake Iwo Jima and that’s what really matters.
The real China was inside Iwo Jima all along.
Not the same guy I think.
College lost china, peef took over after the civil war
Chad peef dealing with the mess college left behind after botching Japan worse than Swimmy o.O
IWO JIMA IWO JIMA IWO JIMA
I love the little details of how you gave Manchukuo's Hat a red star when he wanted to go communist at 2:20
Look at that the likes are 666
Fr
Soviets after taking the entirety of Poland be like: I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further.
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere look how well the Russians have treated their “Slavic brothers” throughout history, the Russians wouldn’t treat them much better even after Stalin is dead.
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere stop the cap
"Just admit you're worse, College!"
*"Humiliation" CB against College*
@Spicyleaves maybe both
😭
"The worst Japan ever"
*It's Dressel isn't it.*
Edit: It appears I have been Bamboozled.
Justin Speaks. Lol
8 days.
We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled
*rubs hands together*
College is literally Dutch Van Der Linde. He’s got a plan to win China , you just gotta have FAITH
I have a plan Arthur, i have a plant !!!! HAVE FAITH IN ME
I HAD A GOD DAMN PLAN MANCHUKO
rob 998 red dead redemption 2
JUST ONE MORE TILE, MANCHURIA
JUST ONE MORE VP MANCHUKO!
“I don’t wanna be in China anymore...”
Chinese trying to escape the Japanese Empire 1938 Colorized
I WANT OFF MR. MAU'S WILD RIDE!!!!
Kuomintang escaping to Taiwan
People with Coronavirus, circa 2020, colorized.
@@TheOmegagoldfish Euhm, excuse me, but it's called the Flu Manchu. Calling it Corona is racist against Corona beer.
Omegagoldfish Wut
From the studios that brought you, "The Boys of Kiev" and "30 Days in Alexandria", brings you, "The Calais Boys"
Coming soon to a theater near you.
The ending will make you cry!
State of Japan: pops up
Empire of Japan: This is getting out of hand, now there's two of us
College be like “Death before Dishonor”
In the end it was death and dishonor.
Shark Mann FFFFFF
I guess you could say the Chinese United Front were together for victory
@@belgebelgravia100 When German soldiers remilitarised Swimmy's Foreskin, you could say they Manned the "Guns"
@@PsychShrew You could almost say that Swimmy was trying to Wake his Tiger
I love that Manchukuo switches hats to the communist Chinese one when he leaves the game
So let me get this straight. Germany got Schliffen planned by France (and friends) who used Benelux to get around the German Maginot Line. What kind of cursed bizzaro world is this?
Kaiserreich
@@generalfred9426 ... A pretty apt comparison now that I think about it.
Ah yes. The Remilitarization of the Swimmies Foreskin.
Nobody:
HOI4 modders: sWiMmY's FoReSkIn
3:09 Red Dead Redemption 2 reference.
In the darkest age of Japan, endless war leaves a country divided. It is the middle of the 16th Century in Feudal Japan. The country, once ruled by a unified government, is now split into many warring clans. has unfortunately left the game. Do you want Manchukuo to become AI-controlled?
2:21 I love how manchukuos hat just turns communist
China: its over college I have the high ground
College: Y O U U N D E R E S T I M A T E M Y P O W E R S
Germany: Just admit you’re worse than Swimmy so we can rescue you.
Japan: *No, I don’t think I will.*
Japan: Alright guys, we can still win this war against the USA and China
*Japan civil war occurs
Japan: Okay guys, time to head out to our kamikaze planes
Last time I was this early Japan still owned Iwo Jima
He actually managed to follow through with the Ardennes Offensive. The goal was Antwerpen and he got it. Too bad it was utterly ineffective in this scenario xD
3:04
Wait... is that... is that Czech Swimmy? Oh. It's this one isn't it. ohhhhh noooooooo
OHHHHH NOOOOO
The war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage.
~le me reading "in the darkest age of japan
~le realizes it's Manchukuo's player name and not some special event triggered by him leaving.
The last stand of the Calais boys, never forget.
College might be the worst Japan, but his roleplay skills as someone being constantly bullied in this nutshell community are second to none. (maybe except Philips when playing SCP)
"Flesh that burns, bones that break. But to break a man's spirit, is to truly destroy him." ^^
college could've walked away with either pride or victory
and he lost both
golden lost.
swimmy lost (his foreskin)
A strategy you may want to use is to set a naval invasion to one of your ports e.g. brittany and then invade it as they never garrison it ever
You could also do this as Italy in sicily
3:11 College literally acting like Dutch from rdr2 in chapter 6 tbh
I just came from EU4 which had a Jewish dlc so when they were talking about east Mediterranean sharks at 5:56, I thought Australia said "you ever seen Jews?" Not Jaws and I fucking died laughing
"I have a plan. All I need is some goddamn faith."
He's turned into fucking Dutch Van Der Linne
Bokoen is almost always on the winning team.
COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT
**"Sometimes rules are meant to be broken, okay"** those are some high words from golden
>Worst Japan Ever
>Isn't Golden
Me: *Impossible*
You mean Dressel
@@equilintogo5378 No I mean Golden.
Sam iWO jImA
I can confirm the shark thing: The agean and the eastern Med have lots of sharks but most are not dangerous to humans.
THE BEST HIO4 content creators it’s like reeaaaalllly funny but has some very good strategic plays
The worst japan ever was when i played as china in hoi4 mp for the first time and when i got beat by japan they started one division training and then proceeded to leave the game after getting beat by the allies when he started one division training
6:31
They need to make a Christopher Nolan movie about this
3:09 I love that red dead 2 reference lol
Japan: Fails conquering china, devolves into a civil war
Germany: Conquers Poland and then loses every last bit of it to the Russians due to what is essentially the ingame version a legal loophole.
Italy & Manchukuo: "Ight chief, we gonna head out"
This was the most beautiful Allies game Bo has ever had and considering the previous games, that's saying a lot!
general: they want to surrender?
private: no they want US to surrender
general; NUTS
signed - the bois of calais
Me when I see the title: Dressel?
Me after I see bokoens comment: Damn College
2:14
Spain "Please! I need someone-"
Was he going to say He needs someone who has a brain on his team?
Soviets: Wants Wilno
Germans: Nah man
Soviets: takes all of Poland
Germans: *surprised Pikachu*
Ahh, You know the video is good when it's from bokoen
Just once I would like to watch a bokoen video after a bokoen video. Its always recommending me some random channel after these videos
ALL YOU NEED IS SOME GOT DAMN FAITH MANCHUKO
*IWO JIMA GANG RISE UP!!*
7:48 "Say Hello to Ford and Avtomobilnoe Moskovskoe Obshchestvo"
The entire first 4 minutes of this game be like* DEATH OR DISHONOR*
3:11 The timeline where Dutch van der Linde left the USA for Japan.
1:13 1939 Germany when asked about the soldiers in the Rhineland
I saw a Norway Countryball in this video. More new Countryballs? Always a plus.
This is basically what happens when the Germany player forgot to sign the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact
Caluge is like 'I didn't lost,I mearly win'
Title: “The worst Japan ever”
College: is Japan
Me: *looks into camera*
With a Japan this bad the Soviets should join the axis.
agreed
Yui Funami it’s good to see someone else who appreciates best girl.
3:11 I HAVE A GODDAMN PLAN ARTHUR
3:10 College/Japan turns into Dutch Van Der Linde
I'll never get tired of hearing 'Get em dad, get em!'
Despite what people say, dressel isnt that bad of a player, hes always extremly salty, but at least you can always rely on him to be unreliable. Hes OK
Well this started off with a bang.
I have never seen japan fail so bad before.
everyone: calais
bokoen: CaLaYs
3:10
Japan turned into Dutch for s second there
8:16 Reverse Von schlieffen plan be like
TommyKay´s screaming upon the sight of this Japan
Manchuria be like: aight imma head out.
I feel like this intro is just no letting out some steam
The worst player award changes hands with every video
Last time I was this early Nagasaki wasn't ash
College is the new Dressel except college didn't earn iwo jima
College: I have a plan i just need muney
2:21 manchukoball changes his hat to the communist one
F in the Chat for the boyt in Calais.
This is the first time I watched the full stream of a nutshell video!
When the new update and DLC is so bad that not even boken uses it
I feel like Hitler would’ve said, “I can win this, I have a plan, you just gotta have some faith!”
And germans proceeded to turn the game around and win
0:43 little editing mistake, he said China but text said japan
16:48 says 8 says shows 18 days
"The Worst Japan Ever"
Ah shit here we go again
7:38 how did Japan take China
Italy stream snipes D-Day -1942 colorized
3:10 nice rdr2 reference
3:10 College Van Der Linde
Before i watch this video i am saying Golden is Japan
I stand corrected
Ittaly, is that you?
The guy who’s Japan literally sounds broken
This is what happens when Bo isn't part of the Axis....
8.00 to 8.05 is historically accurate