How could you not include the part where everyone build ports on dday and then when germany did the focus to get naval forts on their dday ports, literally every tile had high level naval forts since they were all ports making dday basically impossible.
@@jaimewol1238 don't know offhand but around the time near the end of this video, some time around the italy stuff either like before, after, or during.
I did include the port building. I didn't include the forts, because that's not the video story line I went with when editing. Too me it's more fun watching it like this.
At this point I am convinced that Golden and Swimmy share a single brain cell between them and the rest of the inside of their skulls is just empty space
@@frankiecedeno3724 games like eu4, hoi4, Victoria 2 where the main gameplay takes place over a large flat map of the world; though. This isn’t the best explanation.
"Did I ask for your opinion?" - typical roast phrase used between Spanish people Seeing Bulgaria having all of Greece literally gives you eye cancer, didn't even tried to divide it with Italy lol 3:464:04 - Swimmy and Golden just lost their shit right here and for the rest of the video, literally Germany and Italy when Africa was being lost
@Ryder I do not know, I can't tell by his accent. I'm just saying that what Golden said is exactly what Spanish people say when they are a bit salty or triggered with eachother lol
@@pablo_giustiniani No hace falta que me pregunten para que hable, yo tampoco pregunté por tú opinión. No intentes llamar la atención que para eso está el teatro o el psicólogo
Germany: *Annexes Yugoslavia, but the first save fails.* Also Germany: *Tries the same thing again.* The Allied powers: "Wait a minute; how did this happen? We're smarter than this.".
First it was Braun, then it was jack, then it was golden, then it was swimmy, there’ll always be someone else carrying me according to everyone. At the end of the day, they get substituted in “carrying” and I keep going. Wouldn’t be here without them, but I wouldn’t call it carrying either.
@@Bokoen1 The fact that you capitalized the first letter for Braun and not for everyone else is saying something... :thinking: Jokes aside, it’s a team effort and you guys are all great, thanks for replying, keep it up.
I like how throughout the last 2 years, swimmy has gotten progressively better and golden has gotten progressively worse to a point where you might have to ban him from playing majors. I can't believe this twilight zone we are in. Edit: apparently, the comments have been telling me that Golden has been winning games, but this is a funny comment and I'm editing this to not get any more hate. Take it with a grain of salt.
I've been binging Bo videos all week and was in the middle of one. Thank you, Bo. Also will you give Kaiserreich another try, I think MP is more stable these days.
@@Bokoen1 The solution is going to have to be some kind of KR or KX submod to remove countries/AI and and improve performance. I think the biweekly KR MP game discord group has one but it's not as minmaxed as Their Finest Bruh. You should see if you can get them to help set it up so it's playable. My personal experience is that everything interesting happens before 1941 anyway so MP games tend to be over by the time it starts becoming a real issue
@@commanderstorm8874 The definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting a _different_ result. Golden's not insane, just stupid.
I think it would be funny to have a recording of the other teams voice chat when you do stuff like the big encirclements, hearing them attempt to get out.
He never assume he did anything wrong when he's actually doing it while saying the words, and when something good happens he takes all the credits to himself, even when they ask him to do for so long
It could be a new Meta where Spain/Canada just builds a lot of Civilian Factories and buys from the world market to choke the other side or just build infrastructure his allies need.
Video starts. I see the summary card. Wonder how someone could try the same bluff twice. Germany ball appears. Hear Golden’s voice. Everything makes sense now.
God, these vids really make me wish I had people to play the game with. I've got around 900 hours in the game and only about five of those ours are multiplayer. **sigh**
I have this image in my head where almost all nations come together and dress up like how their flags looked in the past and they have a session of Hoi4 in the far future
Best part of that game was the ports Braun and Swimmy built all over germany gave them free costal forts via focus on all ports via focus :^)
lol
8D chess
Is there a way to see the livestream?
Yeah but it can backfire if the allies invade
@@totalwar1793 wait 3-4 months when a bokoen archive channel post it, otherwise watch it on twitch!
How could you not include the part where everyone build ports on dday and then when germany did the focus to get naval forts on their dday ports, literally every tile had high level naval forts since they were all ports making dday basically impossible.
At what minute of the stream did it happen?
New meta?
@@jaimewol1238 don't know offhand but around the time near the end of this video, some time around the italy stuff either like before, after, or during.
Wait is this a vanilla focus
I did include the port building. I didn't include the forts, because that's not the video story line I went with when editing. Too me it's more fun watching it like this.
"In the factory," - German Generals in 1945 after being asked where all the guns are
But where are the factories then ?
@@eroditte3468 Um, those are in the mines right now
@@343DeltaSpark understandable
@@343DeltaSpark Then where are the mines?
@@bhawnabansal1156 The Rhineland of course
Everyone screams at Jake for losing Crete-
Jake: "lol. Lmao"
Gigachad
At this point I am convinced that Golden and Swimmy share a single brain cell between them and the rest of the inside of their skulls is just empty space
Swimmy has the whole 1 braincell
Mom said it’s my turn with the brain cell
It’s a minecart system to transfer the brain cell back and forth
No that's not true. you are giving both far too much credit.
How could you not include the part where Swimmy just straight up left the axis and joined japan.
Was hilarious live
Based Swimmy
Or when he declared war on Mongolia before barb
Wait shit like that really gets cut out in the video?
cuz he knows that's gonna lead to another swimmy sigma male meme
@@MAILMAN9936 8 hours condensed into 10 minutes ends up missing alot out.
Golden: "I am a hero! I've won countless battles! I deserve recognition!!"
Boe:"but that's not how history will remember you.."
Boe: "I HAVE THE POWER OF EDITING BESIDE ME!"
“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it”Churchill
Eye appreciate the historical LARP of Germany and Italy not fully getting along
my eye my eye, coctor coctor coctor
@@343DeltaSpark Getting rolled getting rolled
Reminds me of when Hitler vibechecked Mussolini by saying he was the reincarnation of the Aryan Spirit.
Dd that vibe check include being hanged from a lamp post or is that an after effect?
‘Give me back my mappies’ lmao
When he said "He ruined my mappies" I thought for a second he said nappies and I lost my shit
Same here, mate.
What’s a Mappie again?
@@wackypacky6917 map game
@@dontgankmebruv7273 yeah but what does that mean?
@@frankiecedeno3724 games like eu4, hoi4, Victoria 2 where the main gameplay takes place over a large flat map of the world; though. This isn’t the best explanation.
Why is everything Swimmy says so iconic
Because he is a Sigma male
@@Zechariah_Mathieson1871 A Swigma male, perhaps?
Because he is a staunch National Socialist, and thus is automatically based
"college cant micro the broad side of a barn!"
*College micros and encircles Braun*
"Kick him kick him ban he"
I like how "I" in the Golden subtitles has become "eye" because of the 2020 incident
What was the "eye" incident?
@@SantoCrist2 He left a eu4 24 Hour stream to go to the cocktor cuz his eyes were hurting. Later on his mom said it was food poisioning.
@@SantoCrist2 he had to go to the coctor
"Did I ask for your opinion?" - typical roast phrase used between Spanish people
Seeing Bulgaria having all of Greece literally gives you eye cancer, didn't even tried to divide it with Italy lol
3:46 4:04 - Swimmy and Golden just lost their shit right here and for the rest of the video, literally Germany and Italy when Africa was being lost
@Ryder I do not know, I can't tell by his accent. I'm just saying that what Golden said is exactly what Spanish people say when they are a bit salty or triggered with eachother lol
@Tappy What about Braun?
*QUE BUENA DATA ME DISTE CAMPEÓN*
*PERO NO RECUERDO HABER PREGUNTADO*
@@pablo_giustiniani No hace falta que me pregunten para que hable, yo tampoco pregunté por tú opinión. No intentes llamar la atención que para eso está el teatro o el psicólogo
@@pablo_giustiniani Es ese tu único argumento?
"A boring tome that I never been able to read." - Mussolini on Mein Kampf
Based
Germany: *Annexes Yugoslavia, but the first save fails.*
Also Germany: *Tries the same thing again.*
The Allied powers: "Wait a minute; how did this happen? We're smarter than this.".
You know what they say "Third time the Charm."
Bo, I hope you know that Swimmy is carrying your career with his sheer basedness.
First it was Braun, then it was jack, then it was golden, then it was swimmy, there’ll always be someone else carrying me according to everyone. At the end of the day, they get substituted in “carrying” and I keep going. Wouldn’t be here without them, but I wouldn’t call it carrying either.
@@Bokoen1 The fact that you capitalized the first letter for Braun and not for everyone else is saying something... :thinking:
Jokes aside, it’s a team effort and you guys are all great, thanks for replying, keep it up.
@@Bokoen1 IWO JIMA IWO JIMA
4:42 eye-eye
Anyone agree that College can't micro on a broadside of a barn
I love this series, it's like a TV drama, but better.
Tbh the character development is better than some shows
“Give me back my mappies!!!” Outstanding
I like how throughout the last 2 years, swimmy has gotten progressively better and golden has gotten progressively worse to a point where you might have to ban him from playing majors. I can't believe this twilight zone we are in.
Edit: apparently, the comments have been telling me that Golden has been winning games, but this is a funny comment and I'm editing this to not get any more hate. Take it with a grain of salt.
Thing with swimmy is that he is a Golden God when playing minors, but put him in a major and he loses in a year
@@Rahkesh357 yeah, but I've seen swimmy win more as majors than Golden, but you are right.
Dude, golden won like 4 games on a row
Ah, I guess bo only posts the funny moments when golden loses. From what I see though, it seems like swimmy is better than golden
he managed to win this game in the video too
Golden will never learn that as King Alex says "Air superiority and CAS are king"
Don't forget the paratroopers!
First I get social streamer uploading and now Bo how nice best thing to happen so far
I've been binging Bo videos all week and was in the middle of one. Thank you, Bo.
Also will you give Kaiserreich another try, I think MP is more stable these days.
Maybe. However it's not just the stability, it's also the game speed that bothers us
@@Bokoen1 The solution is going to have to be some kind of KR or KX submod to remove countries/AI and and improve performance. I think the biweekly KR MP game discord group has one but it's not as minmaxed as Their Finest Bruh. You should see if you can get them to help set it up so it's playable. My personal experience is that everything interesting happens before 1941 anyway so MP games tend to be over by the time it starts becoming a real issue
It's so strange seeing Swimmy get mad when he's usually the supreme goblin.
“But now Crete shall die!”
“Lol,” said the Bulgarian player, “lmao.”
7:56 The leaders of the Axis reenact their orgy in the Fuhrerbunker, 1943 colorized
3:30
This is genuinely one of my favorite moments.
At this point I really hope golden and swimmy get marriage counseling
Ah, Golden decided to follow his old guidelines! What was it again? "Try the same thing again and again and expect the same result, your insane"
That’s the definition of insanity
@@commanderstorm8874 The definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting a _different_ result. Golden's not insane, just stupid.
@@CABRALFAN27 yeah that’s what I ment
With the amount of missed on content in this game I think full hoi4 episodes should make a return
When Swimmy was going on about mappies I was expecting a "Reeeeeeee!" at any time, but sadly, it didn't happen.
3:52 i would like to point out swimmy was holding a prop gun to the camera at this point of the video
1:14 Yeah he has even less leverage this time
I think it would be funny to have a recording of the other teams voice chat when you do stuff like the big encirclements, hearing them attempt to get out.
08:19 this is one of the most golden moments i've ever seen, like, how his brain works
He never assume he did anything wrong when he's actually doing it while saying the words, and when something good happens he takes all the credits to himself, even when they ask him to do for so long
Actually, I have a friend who is exactly the same, and I just remember him when these things happens and I get instantly tilted
Because I always react like romania did "Oh my god"- tired face
I feel for Golden but man was it fool hardy to try that again
Was this the first time Golden won as Germany? It was such a huge plot twist.
Golden was on a 4 game win streak, lost a soviet game and then he won the last hoi4 game as germany as well
@@shadow_wolf6629 yeah, he won yesterday as well. Next up on the script is the return of Dressel as a military genius, I expect.
@@TheTyrfish what happened to him why did he get.banned
@@midnightishi1059 he had neo-Nazi inclinations and engaged in Holocaust revisionism
@@TheTyrfish damn I didn't expect him to be like that.... He really is into history
That rant about mappies was top tier Entertainment
Did you guys end up winning the war? Did swimmy get more ports? All this and more next time on Bokoen Mappies
What is mappies
Just missed a connecting flight, I needed this, thanks Bo xoxo
Sigma Golden destroying betas once again #sigmagrindset
2:30
everybody is screaming at Jake for not garrison Crete
Jake:
Well, this was my favourite clown car in a loonnngg fucking while
"Can't micro the side of a barn" is my favourite HOI4 vernacular
Watching that game live was like a ducking fever dream. Would do it again
It could be a new Meta where Spain/Canada just builds a lot of Civilian Factories and buys from the world market to choke the other side or just build infrastructure his allies need.
you missed the best part where they built ports all over the french coast
To this day, still, no one knows what the hell mappies are
Its map game time
I got a TH-cam survey for this and I didn't even read the question I just saw the answer "Freedom." Then clicked it immediately
Video starts. I see the summary card. Wonder how someone could try the same bluff twice. Germany ball appears.
Hear Golden’s voice.
Everything makes sense now.
That’s the first time I’ve heard bo so angry he turns into an Englishman
The mad genius of Mein GoldenFuhrer was not appreciated by his long-suffering allies :D
This is def going on the 2022 compilation i know it
Fastest right hand in the german tank prototype competition
Read the text at the beginning didn't start to watch the rest and just wanted to say: GOLDEN has to be Germany!
Not even a minute in and you already know golden lost
He won tho ?
@@aerouantshinyscales3944 I wrote the comment before watching the whole video my bad
Golden Germany and Swimmy Italy is the most entertaining thing ever
I've waited a week for this shit
“Did I ask you for your opinion?”
Hitler when informed by his generals about the futility of the Battle of the Bulge.
At 1:18, the laughs of ( captain Look ) hahahaha
i always love bokoen‘s 1 shit mechanized division by august 1943, how is he this shit
Italy and Germany have the Cartman and Kyle energy
I can't believe that Golden ruined mappies XD
I just took my pizza out the oven and thought "hmmm, what should I watch?"
Then I see this uploaded 7 mins ago.
They better always refer to it as mappies from now on
God, these vids really make me wish I had people to play the game with. I've got around 900 hours in the game and only about five of those ours are multiplayer. **sigh**
You can tell it's a Golden Germany when you have a "(...) Germany BLUFFED (...)" in the intro. Mf loves playing blackjack in HoI4
Golden Germany is always a treat
I could not help but absolutely piss myself laughing everytime they said "mappies"
I swear college and golden at this point are like the scrawny picked last for kickball
I don't think I've ever heard Swimmy get so angry before
I loved the part of the game where it took like an hour or 2 to make a hotfix of the mod lmao
*Sighs* "we're calling your bluff"
Golden with oxygen deficiency 🤣🤣
5:25 call an ambulance I can't breathe
Microing the side of a barn is difficult because it is big. Wrong analogy.
I cant wait to see yesterdays game where goldens bluff was called and swimmy fucked it up EVEN WORSE! :D
I have this image in my head where almost all nations come together and dress up like how their flags looked in the past and they have a session of Hoi4 in the far future
Golden and Swimmy are just plain painful to watch xD
The Eastern Front killed me of laughter :D
"Italy will not play second fiddle to Hitler!"
i rlly think this vid should’ve been called “ruined mappies”
I'm getting Doctor Strange Vibes from this
Except Golden is Dormamu
Swimmy is my favorite anime character
I GOT AN AD ABOUT TRAVELING TO TEL AVIV AFTER SWIMMY DIED
golden does it to himself man
Another day of having covid, but at least I have this to watch :)
Bruh, Golden need like 6 Ports in Africa while I'm here fighting with 56% attrition and still won
It didn't work the first time so he doubled down like a bad gambler
Swimmie and Golden are the best team ever.
Hey just had a nose surgery and wanted to say thanks for the laughs
Think that y'all need to get some sort of country-ball face that show desperation.
I actually new Braun like 6 months back.
what is a mappis ?
I search for a funny Video of this Channel where italy failed to protect africa ...incant find IT anymore
my only question is what are mappies , I've been wondering this for a while
anyone have "the I waited a week and he's running it!!!" isolated?
the participants in these sessions are there to link their chromosomes and breed them in order to be farmed for profit