Hatchet Soup - a slav fairytale about cooking (stone soup)

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  • @joemaydaytv7354
    @joemaydaytv7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    Was anemic, saw this, made the soup, now iron levels in my blood went trough the roof! Am cured, thanx Boris!

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So, you added vinegar?

    • @joemaydaytv7354
      @joemaydaytv7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@nunyabiznes33 Nah..I just seasoned it with some AK47 rounds :D

    • @mentalitydesignvideo
      @mentalitydesignvideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@joemaydaytv7354 that's lead and copper, not good. Chew on some nails to offset the effect.

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@joemaydaytv7354 I know this is w months late bug if you add vinegar and the blood of your enemies you basically turn this into Spartan black broth. Enjoy! 😉

    • @MONARCH-yq4ur
      @MONARCH-yq4ur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and lead!

  • @DeltaDanner
    @DeltaDanner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5287

    An old lady living alone, making soup, with a hatchet, and NO ONE gets chopped to death and eaten? I have been reading too many German fairytales.

    • @lynnmaners9165
      @lynnmaners9165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Is why they are called Grim(m), Comrade Danner! :-)

    • @GlennPranata
      @GlennPranata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Hahahaha
      So Grimm

    • @quietkid3472
      @quietkid3472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      German? I thought about French fairytales

    • @davidcool5189
      @davidcool5189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Yeah, I thought hatchet soup was gonna turn into babushka soup.

    • @astra8538
      @astra8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It is the story of soup stone but russianized

  • @stormsith5169
    @stormsith5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3255

    "He takes another bite of the soup"
    -Russian fairytale 2020

    • @NightMind0
      @NightMind0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Have you *seen* what proper russian soup looks like? It holds the spoon straight up.

    • @cinamontoast2555
      @cinamontoast2555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@NightMind0 russian army food eat you

    • @tpolkg
      @tpolkg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The tale is called "Каша из топора", which means "hatchet porridge" => you can bite it. Not sure why Boris chose to translate it as soup

    • @SandraNLN
      @SandraNLN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@tpolkg He says in the video that it is called by several names depending on the version. "Stone soup, axe soup, axe porridge " etc. It's a fairytale, as long as the general threads stay the same, the details can change depending on who is telling the story

    • @TA-di7rn
      @TA-di7rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Never heard the story of batya's fried soup, huh?

  • @Thejigholeman
    @Thejigholeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    "now the babushka, who has seen some crazy shit in her life, has not seen any cheeki breeki like this before"
    i don't know why, but i love that line

  • @GirrionSpellbane
    @GirrionSpellbane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "the soldat takes another BITE of the SOUP"
    *Slurps loudly*

  • @zenguin5933
    @zenguin5933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    "What's for lunch today?"
    "YOUR LIES!"
    "NOOOOO! WE HAD THAT YESTERDAY!"

  • @Tech_Warlock
    @Tech_Warlock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Actually in most endings soldier takes the hatchet with him because "it's too firm, didn't boil enough, gonna finish cooking it later*

  • @iridescentaurora268
    @iridescentaurora268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    The “Stone Soup” I’ve had where I’m from is usually tomato based, honestly one of my favorite soups 😋

    • @robertgradinaru3803
      @robertgradinaru3803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R u Romanian?

    • @iridescentaurora268
      @iridescentaurora268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I’m American, grew up in the Midwest (Indiana) a lot of the people in my area are of German decent, though most of my ancestors came from the British Isles 😅

    • @alfulton4816
      @alfulton4816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@iridescentaurora268 I've heard the same tales from my grandmother and she was from Scotland

    • @yhtomit627GU
      @yhtomit627GU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Reporting in from the US. I'm also familiar with the "stone soup" variation of the story.

    • @iridescentaurora268
      @iridescentaurora268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Okay so like, does anyone else know the Stone Soup story as a weary traveler who gets the whole town involved in his pot of soup - and not a soldier who deceives an old woman - or is that just how I’ve always heard the story?

  • @Yhuprek
    @Yhuprek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Soldat: "The secret ingredient is crime"

    • @firellamasv2563
      @firellamasv2563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @golf3ofwisdom436
      @golf3ofwisdom436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No No no this soldat is smart he does not wants to be killed for war crimes

    • @peterpeterson4800
      @peterpeterson4800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If only we had more crime, they wouldn't be able to close down the station.

    • @tsakeenee7062
      @tsakeenee7062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

  • @gggj314
    @gggj314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    Don't forget most important thing: the baileaf. Or maybe two.

    • @THATBatteryPack
      @THATBatteryPack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Blin he forgot bayleaf

    • @anchovyhmmm5681
      @anchovyhmmm5681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's winter. Where he can find the bayleaf?

    • @magmatri-studios
      @magmatri-studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm pretty sure it's called a bayleaf, not a "baileaf"

    • @KrikitKaos
      @KrikitKaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@magmatri-studios No it is definitely bailiff. You always add a minor authority figure to hatchet soup.

    • @pavanrameshghate5416
      @pavanrameshghate5416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@KrikitKaos The perfect Boris fan award goes to you

  • @Zull108
    @Zull108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    A yes the "Stone" or "Nail" soup , always a good one to have in the cold winter.

    • @awendigowithinternetaccess4400
      @awendigowithinternetaccess4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In Finland it's known as "Nail Soup".

    • @AloneTraveler444
      @AloneTraveler444 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stone soup actually exists though..

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ukraine and russian starvation flashback

    • @basantatamang2249
      @basantatamang2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Come it has "iron" and "minerals" its good for human body.
      *PROLONGED CONSUMPTION MAY CAUSE ORGAN FAILURE ALONG WITH OTHER HEALTH ISSUES*

    • @kamomile_tea
      @kamomile_tea 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought I recognized this. But I didn't remember hearing any story with a hatchet. But ur comment made me remember that I heard the stone soap story as a kid so mystery solved

  • @Lailainai
    @Lailainai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    For those who don’t know - this is a semi-famous story about ‘stone soup’, but Babushka Boris is telling us the TRUE version.

    • @tall_guy81
      @tall_guy81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I know it as a Russian fairy tale about greedy old woman that had products but didn't want to give any of them to the soldier, but he cheated her and made like in the video. And as I heard, this wasn't even a soup, it was a porridge with axe.

    • @wichaelalone
      @wichaelalone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Baborishka

    • @spacetrebuchet6853
      @spacetrebuchet6853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My mom told me about three stone soup, although everyone in town was looking and helped out, anyone have a similar story?

    • @zoetv2170
      @zoetv2170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@spacetrebuchet6853 yeah! In Latin America they tell us the stone soup story, and at the end, many people from the town collaborate with ingredients to make the soup better

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tall_guy81 I wouldn't give anything to a soldier either. I'm not in the habit of rewarding or helping murderers.

  • @syn1204
    @syn1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    I feel like Papa Boris decided to record a video while he was drunk then just wakes up to this

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Drunk Boris... Sober Boris... does not matter. Crazy urod cooking always gold standard.

    • @katharizo
      @katharizo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I don't think there's much difference between drunk and sober boris

    • @ObeseT
      @ObeseT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’d like to see a video where he wasn’t drunk

    • @katharizo
      @katharizo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ObeseT I think whenever Babushka was involved,Boris tried to stay Sober

    • @sentinel6673
      @sentinel6673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is a similar fairytale in Sweden but instead of a hatchet its a nail

  • @alfredragnar9387
    @alfredragnar9387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1753

    Babushka: "How can you make soup out of a hatchet?"
    Soldier: "The secret ingredient is crime"

    • @john-doe-r
      @john-doe-r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Crime and punishment. As Dostoevsky wrote.

    • @Nerdiness1985
      @Nerdiness1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah Boris managed to recruit Svetlana's younger sister. This man brings cuisine and culture to every generation.

    • @Mparovios3000
      @Mparovios3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Puts on sunglasses*

    • @Cringemoment4045
      @Cringemoment4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      L m f a o

    • @17thcolossus91
      @17thcolossus91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      War crime to be exact

  • @Blandco
    @Blandco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    The main difference in this story I heard as a child was that a traveling man started a cooking fire in the middle of the village to make stone soup and each of the villagers added something to the pot to make it better.

    • @Levyafan
      @Levyafan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      So it was actually a potluck in disguise? That actually makes even more sense.

    • @akhil_kasiram
      @akhil_kasiram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The one I remember was a disney book called button soup where they were in scrooges house and he didn't want to give them stuff so they ended up making "button" soup

    • @joeythejack1215
      @joeythejack1215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the version I heard was soldiers who ask for stones and a pot and the story is the same from there

    • @kazibazi
      @kazibazi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In the version I heard it was a hobo and he used a spike/nail instead of hatchet.

    • @minnarion
      @minnarion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We also have stone soup (sopa da pedra) in Portugal! Exact same story, too :)

  • @jonath1982
    @jonath1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I remember hearing the story of "stone soup" when I was a young lad.
    I'm in the US.
    This is a universal story.

    • @meetwheatpodcast9078
      @meetwheatpodcast9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Soup from a stone, fancy that!”

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm also American and I heard the same story when I was in like third grade

    • @blockhead4791
      @blockhead4791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In first grade our class actually made stone soup as we were told the tale, and it was really cool. Never forgot about that
      Edit: I'm American, lol

    • @theKobus
      @theKobus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There was a unit on this story in the English textbook I used when I taught in Japan (2014). Fun unit, we had ‘em do skits

    • @caseydarrah
      @caseydarrah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. I heard this story growing up in Michigan, my wife did down in Florida. Same story.

  • @ellisthur1498
    @ellisthur1498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    * faucet noise *
    “Yes this is what a well sounds like, shut up”

    • @martontauber8213
      @martontauber8213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "In soviet russia, he he he..."

    • @xblackdog
      @xblackdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      technically if you live at a home with a well, they do sound like that ;)

    • @di-xb2ux
      @di-xb2ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, Boris has a special well

    • @taeliantalittia612
      @taeliantalittia612 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't know he has an Australian well in the house.

  • @bladeknightmaster1
    @bladeknightmaster1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2115

    In Hungary, this tale is called "Rock Soup"

    • @Shadow-si9im
      @Shadow-si9im 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Úgy bizony

    • @romanrat5613
      @romanrat5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      In Sweden, is stone soup

    • @pranav9182
      @pranav9182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      For me it is a nail

    • @TheZebinator
      @TheZebinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@romanrat5613 Koka soppa på spik kan man å säg

    • @Brdka
      @Brdka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No it is RUSSIAN tale
      (i am from RUSSIAN)

  • @МихаилЖелев-й2х
    @МихаилЖелев-й2х 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Since the salt part I was thinking "is he gonna scam her" and I wasn't disappointed. I really like the story times

  • @SO-Negative
    @SO-Negative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I like how the ax starts to get darker and dull in boiling salt water releasing all those tastes of good quality metal

  • @poornabanerjee
    @poornabanerjee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This story is very close to me. As a child growing up in Kolkata, India, we were raised on Russian folktales along with our own. In Bengali, this story was called "Kuruler Jau" and it was one of my favorite stories because it showed how a clever soldier tricked people into giving him what he wanted for a meal. Thank you Boris for making me relive my childhood.

    • @xavier-ir6kf
      @xavier-ir6kf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wtf i taught i was the only indian who watched boris regularly

  • @ourplings_afp
    @ourplings_afp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "ah, another boris video! neat!"
    boris: *"so it is wartime"*

    • @philipjamessaavedra8438
      @philipjamessaavedra8438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess he fights the ugly bastards right?
      If he does, he is with us

    • @dixiethedog2594
      @dixiethedog2594 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He really isn't wrong, its 2020

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      2024. That phrase aged like milk, honestly.

  • @Pluna-di6vw
    @Pluna-di6vw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    3:51
    "Soldat takes a Bite of the soup "
    hmmm crunchy

    • @SwissSareth
      @SwissSareth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, hatchet isn't very tender yet, you know?

  • @csaplarsoma
    @csaplarsoma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Noooo way! We have the same "stone soup" story in Hungary, didn't know it's a shared Eastern European trait!

    • @pawel198812
      @pawel198812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In Poland it's a starving gypsy claiming he can magic a meat out of a nail!

    • @truongchau56
      @truongchau56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, In Vietnam, we serve stone soup to the king cuz he's bored of luxury foods...

    • @Execuor
      @Execuor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In Germany its a pilgrim on his way to the Holy Land.

    • @GeorgeP1066
      @GeorgeP1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We've got the "stone soup" story in the British Isles

    • @Lionman177
      @Lionman177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      An original Russian version is about porridge out of an axe (каша из топора), not soup.

  • @haardmajmudar
    @haardmajmudar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Friend: What type of cooking videos do you watch?
    Me: Its complicated........

    • @CaptBackwards
      @CaptBackwards 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You: get me a hatchet and i will show you
      Your friend: what?
      You: you will shall see....

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Hatchet soup ingredients:
    -Hatchet
    -Soup

    • @grodt88
      @grodt88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and babuszka

    • @urosmarjanovic663
      @urosmarjanovic663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It is very soupey with a slight smack of hatchet to it

    • @dedeedo9355
      @dedeedo9355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and LIES

    • @НиколайСмирнов-с7х
      @НиколайСмирнов-с7х 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No kidding, boiled water in besieged Leningrad during the Great Patriotic War, saved many thousands of lives!!!

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      - Hatchet
      - Soup
      - Defence of Leningrad.

  • @mohammedmaniar6722
    @mohammedmaniar6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Babushka says no to feed someone
    Me: That is illegal

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You just don't know how poor people in russia are. Especially in the villages, and especially in the war-times

    • @rosecooki5896
      @rosecooki5896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      babushkas can create food out of everything.

    • @ДаниилКарташов-щ2ь
      @ДаниилКарташов-щ2ь 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NerdyCatCoffeeee попался, быстро в палату!

    • @leergutlars
      @leergutlars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Even the babushka in the exclusion zone feeds strangers

    • @Kingofstones1
      @Kingofstones1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Old not funny

  • @anarchyandempires5452
    @anarchyandempires5452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Hey this is pretty similar to The Knife soup story from Mexico.
    Except that one ends in like a huge party where everyone from the village ends up contributing something to the soup, like a newly married couple brings onions, a foreign merchant breaks out his spices, and a hunter brings in a pair of rabbits.

  • @tjdati7071
    @tjdati7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Me: this man isnt about to eat an axe...
    Also me: he's eating axe.

    • @ryanchungus8972
      @ryanchungus8972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      also you: poggers reddit :O :O wholesome chungus 100

    • @Crimsin19937
      @Crimsin19937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And blin it is good!

    • @alphanakpunar5183
      @alphanakpunar5183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanchungus8972 what flag in your profil photo *WESTERN CYKA!*

  • @zsofipapp8131
    @zsofipapp8131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Honestly, it is interesting that this story exists in so many variations. I've only heard it as stone soup before.

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep, i remembered it like that. But replace the soldier with some rabbit travelers instead

    • @coldzombie3192
      @coldzombie3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep,I remembered it like that. But replace babushka with some common villegers.

    • @danny_decheeto8300
      @danny_decheeto8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Lukas0901
      @Lukas0901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Is that the story where the guy tells everyone he will make a soup from a stone because no one wants to give him any food so he manages to trick them to give him ingredients and creates like a tasty stone soup?

    • @dolphinman9253
      @dolphinman9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine was with a crusader

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    *Americans in time of scarcity:*
    "Oh no, how will I afford grocery bills?"
    *Russians in times of scarcity:*
    Ran out of tree bark last week.

    • @bageled_meme2690
      @bageled_meme2690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ran out of poopoo

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Funny thing; russians did use birch tree bark (the outermost layer) as paper in case of emergency, usually after rubbing a bit of oil on it

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You can drink birch "juice" too

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@funguy398 Isn't called "birch water" or something like that?

    • @letmetie8718
      @letmetie8718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Mrkabrat in CIS we call it birch juice, like Берёзовый сок

  • @Random-gv5ln
    @Random-gv5ln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This story will be passed onto my child and they will pass it onto their child, i told my dad this story and he started crying with tears of joy. Thank you boris. Thank you.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Ah yes, nothing screams more Slavs than a soup created with a hatchet xD
    I love how Boris is telling us a fairytale story about Babushka like we're his nephews and nieces, he's a cool uncle that I wish I have

    • @iamjoe3000
      @iamjoe3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same

    • @MadameTeqi
      @MadameTeqi ปีที่แล้ว

      This is still one of my favorite Boris videos because of how relatively wholesome it is, just a Slav dude sharing a story from his childhood and culture with the world.

    • @sandorkarolydeneskarcsi3271
      @sandorkarolydeneskarcsi3271 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tf, raylight you watch Boris?

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    Guest: "I want soup!"
    Babushka: *pulls out a hatchet*
    Guest: 👁👄👁

    • @w.andrew635
      @w.andrew635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oyyy blyat that face
      *pulls out post soviet rifle*

    • @JohnDoe-ro4nf
      @JohnDoe-ro4nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahh, the Finnish version with a certain fella named "Lalli"

    • @quartiermeisterf9875
      @quartiermeisterf9875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dislike that face

    • @memevel
      @memevel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @quandeldible
    @quandeldible 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "Big spoon": "Nah."
    "Hatchet": *"Ayy Opaaa!!"*

    • @hanifisahin4098
      @hanifisahin4098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Svetlana: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

    • @Indiana_Jesus
      @Indiana_Jesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly I was kind of disappointed when I read the title cuz I thought Boris was going to teach me some badass s*** like how to rust proof an axe

  • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
    @JohnnyJohnJohnson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ahh Stone Soup is the classic tale that teaches you the lesson that something great can be made from lots of little things that don't seem very good on their own, or the lesson that if everybody contributes something small towards a project, the result is better than the sum of it's parts.

    • @Vynirian
      @Vynirian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and for a less wholesome lesson:
      anything is possible if you bullshit hard enough.

  • @SantaIsMySidejob
    @SantaIsMySidejob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    My babushka: Is making soup
    Me: Asks about the secret ingredient
    Her: DECEIT!!!

    • @chickenlover657
      @chickenlover657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahaha, this comment is so underrated

  • @edwind_
    @edwind_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    We've seen:
    Cooking with
    Full-Size splitting axe,
    chainsaw
    and finally hatchet
    What's next?
    Cooking with Sickle and Hammer?

    • @martontauber8213
      @martontauber8213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No
      Kalashnikov

    • @dumbaltvibe5608
      @dumbaltvibe5608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How about cooking with gun?

    • @exginger528
      @exginger528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nonono, you got it wrong. He has to cook Borscht with a hammer and sickle.

    • @SamTheFable
      @SamTheFable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Cooking with Sickle and Hammer?" well that's easy, just bring out the empty plates. Done.

    • @Jetiko27
      @Jetiko27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Those can only be used in the recipe for COMMUNISM

  • @noahgettheboat5261
    @noahgettheboat5261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    So this is a “stone soup” reverse psychology kinda thing?

    • @VaporBlitz
      @VaporBlitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Basically yeah

    • @TheMohawkNinja
      @TheMohawkNinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yup, the Russian variant of stone soup.

    • @Eyoldaith
      @Eyoldaith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In Swedish folk lore we also have a similar one where they make soup on a nail (spike, not human nail).
      There's probably a similar variant in most cultures.

    • @Bartoc1988
      @Bartoc1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know it here in Germany with a hammer.

    • @rockid7970
      @rockid7970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Eyoldaith Yeah, in Poland we have soup on nail

  • @stopsign1626
    @stopsign1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As soon as the soldier said "Not yet, we need salt", I knew exactly what was going on. We have a similar story here in the Appalachians, except it's a whole village, and the hatchet is a rock instead

  • @anothefallenangel6795
    @anothefallenangel6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I don’t know but the "hehehe" is the most cursed thing on this channel

    • @PureRushXevus
      @PureRushXevus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had to listen to it a second time xD

    • @Whammytap
      @Whammytap 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Хихихи

    • @marianhak
      @marianhak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Accent stopped working there

    • @edwfelt7490
      @edwfelt7490 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      timestamp 1:36

  • @cuz1mchr1s-woodworkersden45
    @cuz1mchr1s-woodworkersden45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    This Video in a Nutshell:
    "We've been lied to, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quitevpossibly... bamboozled.

    • @magnofajo6159
      @magnofajo6159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I kinda expected the outcome when the potato arrived

    • @werhnerd2773
      @werhnerd2773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I expected this from the start, considering how I watched the Fairytale video a few months ago.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember my grandmother telling me the Scottish version of this. There was also the version where it was a tramp (homeless man) who used a stone, and it was to make beer. Ethnic stereotypes are fun.

    • @rehan.m3196
      @rehan.m3196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its actually we've been tricked,but still good nutshell

    • @cuz1mchr1s-woodworkersden45
      @cuz1mchr1s-woodworkersden45 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@werhnerd2773 ever read Percy Jackson and Co. and you know somethings gonna happen lol.

  • @Mellistron
    @Mellistron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "In Soviet Russia (sarcastic) hehehe" priceless

  • @nazgul9448
    @nazgul9448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    my grandmother told me this story when i was very little, and your telling took me back to the old oven in the dacha, and the well water and the string of dried mushroom above the stove. thank you for bringing that memory back to me

  • @BubuBiber
    @BubuBiber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    “What do you want blin?!” - Me in 50 years.

    • @BestRussianGuy
      @BestRussianGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe you already have everything, apparently you are an absolutely happy person ?!

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me now...

  • @SkilledNub
    @SkilledNub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I heard this story years ago but instead of a hatchet there was a nail, and instead of a soldat was a starving gopnik

  • @hishamhilal8332
    @hishamhilal8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Its actually genius. No one was giving him food so he tricked her into it. Blin it is good. Спасибо.

    • @werhnerd2773
      @werhnerd2773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes that's literally the story, and it pains my head to see many people here in this very comment section to sound dumb.

    • @ice711real
      @ice711real 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      пожалуйста

    • @LiPa72307
      @LiPa72307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Да, да, спасибо!

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A bit more of an anti-miser take than the more western stone soup version.

  • @jonelrevellez
    @jonelrevellez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    7:12
    "H-o-o-o-old on"
    Omg thats sounds amazing :DD

  • @Sillelilguy
    @Sillelilguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    This is a thing in sweden too, its called ”koka soppa på en spik” and its literally the same thing except the axe is a spike

  • @trix5211
    @trix5211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Hatchet: *exists
    Fairytale: *cookable*

  • @filipzwolakiewicz8306
    @filipzwolakiewicz8306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    In Poland this story is called "Gypsy and Grandma" and he makes groats with a nail. A bit different but the same

    • @insanerikki
      @insanerikki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I grew up with it being called stone soup. I really love how the name of the story changes from country to country, but the story stays the same no matter what.

    • @The_Mr_Squid
      @The_Mr_Squid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im from Poland and i don't know about it

    • @martijnsmits8798
      @martijnsmits8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@insanerikki yes

    • @skpeter-jl5db
      @skpeter-jl5db 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We have the same in hungary but the soup is made with a stone

    • @mattmanuel906
      @mattmanuel906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah i know that one

  • @mo_eaaeaeaeaeiucokiegan8401
    @mo_eaaeaeaeaeiucokiegan8401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    vadim: makes a small noise
    boris: VADIM BLYAT

  • @RedPC4857
    @RedPC4857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Soldier: "Please I am hungy Babushka"
    Babushka: *How about no*

    • @ИльяИлья-ь9н8у
      @ИльяИлья-ь9н8у 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am Russian speaking, but I understood everything in this comment and in the video I am shocked

  • @Arkan1986
    @Arkan1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Me: Reading the comments section.
    Also me: Wow, Europeans realize they share the common culture, who would have thought, blyat.

    • @ruzahel6287
      @ruzahel6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @72 ventura Yeah history is messed up.

    • @CatboyLenin
      @CatboyLenin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Somehow there is a similar fairy tail in brazil, with the same stone soup narrative

    • @Wafflee-nj6gv
      @Wafflee-nj6gv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Portugal to =)

    • @Arkan1986
      @Arkan1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CatboyLenin Last time I checked Brazil had been colonized by Europeans, so there is no "somehow".

    • @CatboyLenin
      @CatboyLenin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Arkan1986 Yeah but its not like we knew this thing was brought by europeans, We all thought this was a brazilian thing.

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I remember my grandmother telling me the Scottish version of this.
    Only difference was it was a stone, not a hatchet. Good memories!

    • @ivanivanovic5586
      @ivanivanovic5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh, that doesn't sound edible....hopefully ingredients thrown in were :P

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ivanivanovic5586 Yep. Same story, different means of getting food.

    • @justincobb5853
      @justincobb5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Scottish grandfather told a version with an iron nail instead.

    • @ivanivanovic5586
      @ivanivanovic5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justincobb5853 Like I said, nail stew :P

  • @amateurmeteorologist7365
    @amateurmeteorologist7365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This gives me the same feeling as hearing my grandma's fairy stories. Bloody love it

  • @jungleinsectspikewall4474
    @jungleinsectspikewall4474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    That water well segment with the "in soviet russia he he he" made me laugh so hard lmao

  • @sarahglover1262
    @sarahglover1262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I remember this as something like a stranger comes into town and gets the whole community to invest in the soup. Sweet story.

    • @katrinahockman5561
      @katrinahockman5561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stone soup! I think my teacher read us this one - old beggar comes to town and nobody wants to give him food, so he sets up in the middle of town, drops a rock in hot water, and curious people do the rest...

    • @TOASTEngineer
      @TOASTEngineer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder if the fraud version came first, or the sharing one.

    • @sarahglover1262
      @sarahglover1262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@katrinahockman5561 I always felt bad for whoever got the rock in their bowl

  • @nicuciocan-wd40
    @nicuciocan-wd40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    My grandparents also told me this story when I was small, I live in Romania.

  • @cheese9204
    @cheese9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Honestly this is the type of bedtime story I like to hear.

  • @raobuildz6550
    @raobuildz6550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Imagine casually going to a restaurant and seeing hatchet soup on the menu

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd get it then steal the hatchet and go on a rampage.

  • @the___dude
    @the___dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I've heard this story in my childhood. Actually an uncle of mine who was drunk at the time told me about this story! Haha. Thank you Boris for reliving me a sweet memory of my childhood

  • @toonengelen2278
    @toonengelen2278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    In Belgium, this tale is called Stoepsteenverhaal, translating to soupstone story

  • @shayslayer1161
    @shayslayer1161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    When we didn’t have a lot of money, my mom made stone soup for us. She’d put all the leftovers we had that didn’t go together and whoever found the rock got to stay up past bedtime.

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Russian fairytales are always interesting

    • @jointscript
      @jointscript 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Да, theres always a lesson to be learned

  • @Unnamed2076
    @Unnamed2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Corona : doing its thing
    Me : gets anxiety
    Boris : never fear... boris is here

    • @gyroslasos9947
      @gyroslasos9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @gyroslasos9947
      @gyroslasos9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boris is a good man

    • @cortexcortexified8623
      @cortexcortexified8623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For True tho

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quartiermeisterf9875 these covdiots get sick first, overwhelm hospitals and you end up lying in the hallway on the floor while all the beds are occupied by these mfkers

  • @NODnuke45
    @NODnuke45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Boris: *Adding salt while explaining why salt is added in the fairy tale*
    Me: I see where this is going...

  • @99kylies15
    @99kylies15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the most amusing retelling of stone soup I've ever heard.

  • @ajaxtorbin
    @ajaxtorbin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I know this tale: I know it as Stone Soup though, but the element is the same, start with a rock, end with soup.

    • @DirtyMardi
      @DirtyMardi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This story is probably told in some form in a vast majority of European countries.

    • @danicsige3186
      @danicsige3186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DirtyMardi For example Hungary

    • @hffiyejjmal7013
      @hffiyejjmal7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xd

    • @MM-li6ld
      @MM-li6ld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danicsige3186 Ugye, Babi néni? : D

    • @penguino8185
      @penguino8185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @nationalkillah3169
    @nationalkillah3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I kinda was waiting for the soldier to go like: 'It needs more meat!' and take the hatchet and chop the babushka in pieces!

    • @chickenlover657
      @chickenlover657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, there's a plot twist...

    • @jehosaphatt
      @jehosaphatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well.. that was a dark jokes :v

    • @Whammytap
      @Whammytap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Russian stories can be dark...but I don't think they're quite that gruesome.

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      only if soldier's name is Rodion Raskolnikov)

    • @Some.Donkus.
      @Some.Donkus. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ImPedofinderGeneral it's been a while since I read Dostoevsky, but didn't he kill her pretty much cause she was...being annoying?

  • @angelicahedberg5828
    @angelicahedberg5828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love the way slavs tells stories, thank you so much!!

  • @kmradenorman3105
    @kmradenorman3105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:59 man it sounds scary when Papa Boris talks lightly when he can't find food but he sees hatchet

  • @stalkerwastaken
    @stalkerwastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As soon as he got to the potato part I was like ahh I see where this is going

  • @doncolombege5141
    @doncolombege5141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "In Soviet Russia. Hehehe" This line slayed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xGoodOldSmurfehx
    @xGoodOldSmurfehx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    haha the moment he started adding actual food in the soup, i saw the end coming XD

  • @rax_xit
    @rax_xit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Babushka be like: "those blins lied to me!"

  • @cypher2207
    @cypher2207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "This soup tastes better with meat but we don't have any"
    *Now hold the f up*

  • @tierrapetersen4651
    @tierrapetersen4651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm so happy for the internet.

  • @henryatkinson1479
    @henryatkinson1479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The last time I was this early I could afford to make more food than this.

  • @JacobDreemurr
    @JacobDreemurr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I heard of stone soup as a kid, and this finally reminded me of it. Good show.

    • @FireRupee
      @FireRupee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, when he said that all it needed was one small potato, I was like, "Aahhh, here we go."

  • @Squaduck
    @Squaduck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I've heard this story told as "Stone Soup" in grade school

    • @evanharrison4054
      @evanharrison4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Polish, eh?
      Between Austria and Poland, this story is known as the stone soup, while people to the East know it as the axe(or hatchet) soup.
      Other than that one detail and maybe the recipe, the story is pretty much universal across half of Europe and Russia.
      Still, the stone soup makes more sense to me. Who the hell would believe that an axehead has magical soup making properties?! The way I know this story makes it pretty clear that the stone was a special looking, very smooth stone, not just some random rusty piece of junk.
      A lot of charm and subtlety is lost from the story when the soldier is depicted as a conman and the old woman a moron.

    • @SamitadeMilanesa
      @SamitadeMilanesa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm from Mexico and we were told this story as Stone Soup as well!

    • @charles_1523
      @charles_1523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in sweden he have the same thing but with a nail

    • @evanharrison4054
      @evanharrison4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charles_1523 Sweden must be a hardcore place. Soldiers spiking old ladies' soups with nails...

    • @Squaduck
      @Squaduck 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evanharrison4054 I'm american

  • @heidibruun6074
    @heidibruun6074 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boris should be official storyteller. His voice and how he changes tones and uses it is like made for story telling. Boris creates the moods of the stories very well. Bravo, Blyat! 🙌

  • @nateinspace5265
    @nateinspace5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    It’s everyone’s favorite Slav!

  • @muamer9704
    @muamer9704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When you think you saw everything crazy on the Internyet but Boris uploads boiling an axe

  • @otherssingpuree1779
    @otherssingpuree1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I have read that tale in school.
    'Stone soup in Bohemia.'

    • @danieljhalab6775
      @danieljhalab6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      většinou sa na moravě vyprávý jako sekyrková

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danieljhalab6775 Četl jsem to v Anglii.
      P.S. Snazím se učitel Česky.

    • @FreshwaterSailor06
      @FreshwaterSailor06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a kids book with audio tape of this story

    • @danieljhalab6775
      @danieljhalab6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@otherssingpuree1779 oh i completely forgot that you call it stone soup i made the asumption that you were czech by you mentioning Bohemia my mistake sir.
      p.s Učitel=Teacher you would normally use učit=teach
      and are you planing on teaching it in a school or privately?
      (if i made any mistakes please correct me)

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danieljhalab6775 No, you grammar was perfect. I have been learning on and off for a few years now. I started when I went to Czechia with a few friends in 2016 and I continued since. I have no reason to learn.

  • @xaocutsshow7397
    @xaocutsshow7397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Каша из топора - это было просто гениально!

  • @danielcruz2354
    @danielcruz2354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    -Is impossible to cook with an axe-
    Boris: - No is necessary-

  • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
    @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The real deciet was that she said she has no food but then she brought them out.
    She was full of lies

  • @arkhtor
    @arkhtor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I've heard about version, when soldier at the end of cooking takes out axe, and tells that it will be for another time

    • @katiezharova2423
      @katiezharova2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The initial version

    • @xX_Jewlz_Xx
      @xX_Jewlz_Xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the version I know of, it was iron nails instead of an axe.

  • @HL_Eminence
    @HL_Eminence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When I was young there was a book about the stone soup. So I think this is in many cultures altered to fit wherever it is told.

  • @goncalorodrigues7103
    @goncalorodrigues7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    In Portugal it is considered a traditional dish and its called "sopa da pedra"

  • @xirus6520
    @xirus6520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Boris is like russian Gordon Ramsay.
    His dishes are always original and he always have his own way to cook

  • @phoenixmerrill1896
    @phoenixmerrill1896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    boris reminds me of the cool uncle who teaches you cool things without your parents knowing

  • @ladyphnx
    @ladyphnx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So I too have heard this in a version called “Stone Soup” about a village contributing bits & bobs to the soup, and they all share the results…
    But can we all pause a moment to appreciate how great of a voice actor Boris is? I love the babushka voice he does!! :)
    Thank you, Boris, for sharing your storytelling skills!

  • @MMurad3
    @MMurad3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    In the Brazilian version of this fable, instead of the ax, the protagonist, called Pedro Malasartes here, uses a stone to deceive a miser and pedantic woman.

  • @williamcrantz2155
    @williamcrantz2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    In sweden, this story is called ”koka soppa på en spik” Which means to make soup from a nail

    • @fikretdemir4818
      @fikretdemir4818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cook soup from a spike?

    • @theother5594
      @theother5594 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The second he mentioned the hatchet i thought of this story too (I'm from Denmark) and was like: wait!? There is a Russian version of this story as well?
      Makes sense that these kind of old stories travel far tho' ^^
      Wonder where it came from originally 🤔

  • @BowenoftheLore
    @BowenoftheLore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Old fairy tale i knew as "Stone Soup". There was a video in 80s called "The Storyteller" that covered it

  • @theinsaneone8975
    @theinsaneone8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I was younger, I heard a similar story about this, the 3 soldiers were every hungry, they went to a village but everyone said they didn’t have any food. The three soldiers then told everyone that they were making Stone soup and they asked if they had any ingredients for the soup. Almost everyone did, the soldiers and the villagers ate Stone soup and the soldiers then left.

  • @Lykyk
    @Lykyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    How to make hatchet soup:
    Step 1: Lie to old lady.

  • @dankolord
    @dankolord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I remember this story from "stories from Hungarian folklore". You can find it on TH-cam. I mostly watched the shit on my old ass tv when i was younger.

    • @NoName-yx3ui
      @NoName-yx3ui 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can hear that music