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Mike Trapp
CREW
Director - Abe Epperson
Writer - Mike Trapp
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Mitchell Fiebernitz
Director of Photography - Julia Swain
Production Designer - Peter Macaluso
HMU - Denise R Valentine
Sound Mixer - Eugene Thompson of Botown Sound
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*Never mind it redirected to the International site. I've signed up. Is there an app? Looks good anyways.
**seen the app. It works everywhere right?
I feel you mistitled this. It should be "A Beginner's Guide to Hiding your Depression".
CollegeHumor I have two of those closets, and I only think the third one isn’t like the other two at all.
Dropout is literally the only youtube channel i will ever pay to subscribe for!
"you've never seen a cable like this before in your life, and that means it's irreplaceable" made me CACKLE
I have a "cord box". To be fair, most of them actually go to things we know about/backup laptop cords/extra game controllers, but there are a few "um.. what is this??" cords in there lol
Amanda Croft I too have a cord box, a place of mysteries that I turn to when I am in dire need of a cable. It has the special power of containing every cable I could ever need except for when I do need something
@@amandasunshine2 buddy i have a cord drawer.
and it was a drawing of the cord from their MacBook video
@@amandasunshine2 I found out that half my odd cables were from a Japanese phone brand that peaked in 2004, y'know, when I barely existed
I don't remember giving CH permission to film my apartment.
Sol Rosario they filmed at your apartment without permission, that’s illegal
Facts 😂😂
They had no idea it was yours.
They went through the closet. They're all connected
Remember Last night bois and gals
You got a really nice apartment, Mr. Rich Boy.
“I’m too afraid to throw them out and I’m too stupid to know how to deal with them” literally me about everything
That line made me laugh/cry
Ugh paperwork!!! Miles high. College syllabus?...toss or don't toss. Medical statements? Paid bill stubs? Old Birthday cards I've been given? Ughhh
Me with my clothes
I’m your 1k like
YES
I felt both seen and very insulted
Why does this feel like a canonical sequel to “technically a meal”?
I'd say because Trapp's acting is deeply influenced by Zac's in this sketch. See in particular 1:19.
Yeah, that’s the exact part where I made the connection
Part of a larger series called Hot Couch Tutorials
Don't forget Trapp's "How to Wash a Goddamn Dish", Ally's "How to Actually Finish Something, For Once", and Grant's "5 Tips for People Who Dont Understand Cars", "5 Tips for Cooking for One", "Financial Tips for Broke People", and "5 Tips for People Who Dont Understand Taxes"
there's also definitely a Raph one that I can't remember, I only have a weird vivid memory of Raph saying something like "Here's a Tip: Catch These Hands"
edit: found it. Raph's is "Should You Give Career Advice?"
@@sebcde I miss Zac
I'm up for a 20 minute video of Trapp trying to put things in an already full closet
"Whoops"
Please PLEASE
There was space under the stand that supports the luggage
I'd watch that.
Kimberly Brouwers “Whoopsie”
It's genuinely disconcerting how closely this video resembles my actual life.
When they said clothes, I glanced at this week-old pile of clothing across my bed and I was like "Yup! They're talking about me..."
That's ok though. Not to get too personal or serious on a silly video, but you could follow these tips and it's still ok. Have you ever heard the saying "the perfect is the enemy of the good"? A lot of fine examples of that mantra in here. That black binbag full of clothes to donate, for example? It may not have made it to the car, but it's now bagged up ready to go to the car for when one feels like they can tackle that. Dealing with "the closet"? Sure everything should have a place and be in it, but there's no reason the closet can't be the place for those, figuring out what the best place for something is can be a process. Paperwork? You don't have to spend all day meticulously collating it by topic and sender etc. So long as you've got a safe place for the stuff you know for a fact is important you're doing better than you could be doing. If you want a simple way to sort that stuff, just sort it by date received and then everything's in some sort of order so you can locate it if needed and it's almost 0 maintenance. Is it perfect? No, but if worrying about attaining perfection is getting in the way of organizing your life, just aim for functional. Taking little baby steps when you feel like you can will get you way further than you'd ever imagine.
Now the Japanese school of thought says the way to decide what to keep and get rid of is to ask yourself what brings you joy; I don't know about you, but I'm clinically depressed, material possessions almost never bring me any joy. HOWEVER the process of trying for functional over perfect has a solution with an example perfectly encapsulated in the video you just watcheed. That black bag? Have you stopped seeing it yet? That means you haven't been in it for anything in months, what that tells you is that there's almost definitely nothing in there that you will miss, so you know you can throw it away.
Wall of text, not what I was expecting from myself either. Now my life isn't perfect, it's a GD mess, and the only reason I don't feel too depressed and anxious to actually hit reply on this is because the fever from the chest infection I'm fighting right now is slowing my brain down too much for it to torment me with doubt at the moment but I don't regret writing this. If it doesn't apply to you, I'm sorry for wasting your time and I wish you a great life, but if it did I'm glad and I still wish you a great life
The book (feeling good: the new mood therapy) may be able to help you as you seem pretty logic oriented and it helped me with logical reasoning. It can be found online for free as a pdf. You cared enough to offer the help you knew of, so I was inspired to do the same. Get well soon!
@@chrisfrederick2929 That's so nice of you, thankyou!
jychilly fucking tell me about it! It’s super creepy
That closet was way too organized to be believable.
You take that suitcase and put all the crap there
I Know! It's Like Teenagers In Movies!
Yeah what's with those hangers, those clothes should be in a pile on the floor
I have a bunch of mini small stuff to suit all my needs so I can just toss what I used in the top shelf of below hanged shirts area, don't even have to go over there, just throw it.
@@sidhackney8831which should reach the top of the closet.
Reason why the cupboard is so full:
Patt’s body is hidden in there
Patt's ALLEGED body is in there...
Wink wink.
Simrandeep hayer a little old but, yeah ur not wrong
Um pat is Alive and looking for revenge kill bill style
Antonio Pailano these guys are way behind in that narrative.
C'mon guys, you forgot the most important tip: use your luggage as storage and then never go anywhere because it's such a nightmare to clean out your luggage.
I always keep important documents and family photos in suitcases so I can rationalize that if there's a fire I can save what counts even if the suit case is open and laying on its side so if I pick it up everything will scatter out and I'll burn alive trying to scoop laminated papers off of a wood floor into a silky lined suitcase with fake nails 🙃
Daniela Bippy 😂
Ohh nooo 😂
When I used to move between my mom's house and dad's house clothes were a scary gamble because I would not know what clean good looking things I had at each place. plus I would have to be flexible with my parents wreck of a schedule so I would play it safe by bringing so many things back and fourth. now (trusty tip right here) my paranoia is so bad that I don't bother unpacking my clothes. now I put my clean folded clothes in my suitcase right by my dresser. it looks really sad every time.
@@_minty_fresh_ you were right, that was a pro tip on how to look sad. My sadness game is on fleek now!
“is this a bill?” absolutely killed me. i just had my first surgery and trying to figure out what i need to actually pay and what’s companies just trying to get money from me is super difficult
4:00 "I'm too afraid to throw them out and I'm too stupid to know how to deal with them" this resonates with me on a molecular level... why is paper so intimidating?!
There are two types of mail: mail you're expecting and mail that just showed up. Examples of mail you're expecting: your renewed car registration, the bill from your doctor visit last month, your W-2 form. Keep those. You probably already know how to deal with them. Any mail that just showed up--toss it. If it's really important, whoever sent it will send it again when you don't reply. If it's not, there's no need to keep it.
Unless you get a letter from the IRS you weren't expecting. In that case, get a lawyer right away, you're going to need one.
“Why donate those clothes when they could just sit in the back of your car forever?”
...okay, OUCH, there’s no need to call me out like that.
This motivated me to clean my house because I don't like being attacked like this. Good reverse psychology college humor.
First Sad Boy House, now this. I feel like College Humor is targeting me.
Wasn't that so long ago. 🥰
Personally, I love those videos.
The bill one is too accurate 😂
If it's too accurate, does it mean it needs to be less accurate?
@@dashiedragneel963 - Hmmm. "Too accurate" really just does not work.
Sounds like an explanation of benefits, I got a few of those recently. It says how much your insurance paid so you feel good about them, but it just annoys you instead.
More than half the time they paid 100% of what's on the bill & when they don't you can't pay your deductible using the explanation of benefits; you need to wait until the real bill shows up that again tells you how much your insurance already paid.
I'm actually watching this while procrastinating to vacuum my room
Noice
[Will Poulter voice] You guys have enough empty floor to vacuum?
Oh the irony :D
Did you end up vacuuming
Did you finally vacuum that room?
My closet is perfectly organised, but only to people who think exactly like me...
The difference between a madman and me, is that I am *not* a madman
When they said clothes, I glanced at this week-old pile of clothing across my bed and I was like "Yup! They're talking about me..."
They were SO spot on about the closet I couldn't believe it 😂
We don’t have a closet, we have an attic. An 8x4m attic that you can’t move 1m into.
My bottom closet broke so I still am in the middle of putting up new selves for it.
Throwing the paper in the closet was literally the funniest thing ever
Ever ever?
elck3 ever EVER
I read the thumbnail as “ways to tiddy up” and immediately clicked on the video because I guess that’s the kind of person I am.
Zen Li meeee toooo
@@dillion308 sameee
How do I...get tiddy?
@@mumbledmeatballs5629 get a gf.
@@jacob1983runner GODDAMN IT JACOB. IM TRYING, MAN, IM TRYING!
As someone who is currently, in this very moment trying to tidy my room... this was a very helpful guide. Thank you... for helping me procrastinate
Don’t you have a marathon to binge?
BlackCover95 you bet 😂
Procrastination by watching a video about procrastination is some next level shiz
in our home, we dont have "the closet" instead we have "the room" where all random items are kept there /just in case/
we had that in my mums house. i don't know last time I saw the floor in there tbh
Ah, I see you’re fortunate enough to have a whole room dedicated to random things. Enjoy!
oh dang, since i moved out, my mom now has this incredible luxury
it was supposed to be a guest room, but who wants to ever have guests over anyway
Just one room?
for my house, its the basement.
"just stop caring" is the cleaning - and also lifestyle - advice i think i've been needing to hear. thanks, collegehumor!
Screw what happened to Pat. I'm more curious about why Trapp feels so much like Zac in this. His line delivery, his expressions, there's some body-snatching going on here and I'm onto it.
You forgot to do the "sniff test" on all the clothes. This one's still got, maybe two days left!
Benjamin von Sück thats just environmentalism
“You’ve never seen a cable like this before in your life... and that means it’s irreplaceable” got me.
I feel simultaneously comforted and attacked because if that bill section ain't me...
I literally have a box of papers. Legend says my birth certificate is in there too, but no one knows for sure what the bottom looks like
I’ve been using all these methods for years, I’m sorely disappointed I was really looking for something new
Check out Mary Kondo and her show on Netflix.
Helgali
*Marie
connor, i'm sure you're familiar with "i'll push it under the bed, just for now" but have you tried the "pile stuff up and cover it with something"?
Try putting everything in your closet in boxes so that even if the boxes are a mess you can pretend to people it’s tidy
1:47 Okay why are you attacking me so personally like this?!
The bit about paperwork resonates with me on a spiritual level.
If anyone else is stuck with the "I don't know what to do with this" papers, scan them, then throw out the physical paper. That way on the offchance you need it in the future you're set, but you've also gotten rid of the clutter.
I can relate so much to being afraid to throw papers out. Back when I was still a student, I always worried that I would need an old paper, even if I was done with it.
I've recently started renting and so inspections are a thing I now get to experience. Into the closet everything goes! I spent some time in there myself and it's cosy.
You've based a sketch on my life and I demand compensation
Wow this sketch was a great use of CH's rich diverse multi-talented cast
"I'm too afraid to throw them out, and I'm too stupid to know how to deal with them."
I truly feel personally attacked.
Thanks, College Humor.
//goes to friend's house//
Friend: Sorry for the mess
Me with no tact: Yeah it's really messy
Before television existed, the "Fibber McGee & Molly" show was famous for having a closet that was so full its contents would collapse on the person that opened the door. That's an inspiration for The Mike Trapp System for Clutter Removal.
watching this with a full garbage bag currently tucked behind my door, it's staring me down from across the room
Trapp is such a talented actor. I wish he did more sketches
I love Trap but this has the same energy as technically a meal and I feel like Zac would've been even funnier because of his awkwardness
True happiness comes when you finally get to a point in life where you can decide what to do with each individual thing in your house.
Nirvana is reached when you stop seeking out true happiness.
This video was really good and refreshing from college humor. It’s funny cause it’s true
So much shade.
Also the black plastic is definitely how Trapp collected Grant's body.
Just have a garage sale.
*AKA my s**t is going to be your s**t and you'll pay me for the hassle.*
Not only is compressed air fun and easy to use, it also blows the dust to a completely different part of the floor!
1.45
Is that how the Room of Recruitment got started, house elves got lazy started throwing shit in the closet.
What's really neat about CollegeHumor calling me out on my bullshit is that it actually gets me in the mood to get my shit together
I can confirm that the closet is a great storage space, I’ve been living in the closet for years! There is plenty of room for me and all my insecurities.
This felt like a Zac sketch
i actually have several bags in my apartement with clothes i don’t need anymore...they’ve been there since 4 months. i feel called out
go donate them tmr
Im the same, they are in another room so I forget about them constantly xD
i moved in my current apartment like almost two years ago and put some clothes in a bag so i could "go through them later and pick out everything that can be donated or sold and throw the rest away"
then i put that bag in a nook between the bookshelf and a wall
then i put a piece of wood in front of it
now i'm supposed to be moving out again and it's still there. maybe if i take it with me, i can hide it in a different place and forget about it for two years
The papers bit is my life, so perfect
“I’m too afraid to throw them out, I’m too stupid to know how to deal with them.” Accurate.
seriously there is soo much space in that closet! i could fit my whole room in there
Oh God no. This is a perfect description of my life.
Me: Hah, the clothes bit would be more relatable if he were to set it by the door and leave it there forever.
Me, 5 seconds later: ...Well played, CollegeHumor.
Get a bin. Put everything in that bin. Put bin in closet. Forget the bin exists
Having just left a bag of donate-clothes outside my bedroom door, I feel personally attacked by both this video, and TH-cam's algorithm for suggesting I watch this 6 month old video
Grant really inspired Trapp to write this Sketch
That last part w the keyboard... that, but w my mental illness.
Omg now my home is sooo clean thanks to these awesome tips and especially the last since I stopped caring about cleaning three months ago
This video goes in the "videos that hit way too close to home" pile...buuuut, there are some behaviors in it that I don't personally struggle with, so it doesn't quite fit there...I'm going to put it next to that pile. Not in it, but touching it, so that I remember it's part of that pile, but also in it's own sub-category...
OH! I KNOW! I'll put it in the "videos that nobody has commented on in 9 months, so nobody is ever going to read this" pile. Perfect. I feel content that it is now where it's supposed to go. Next video...
So you're telling me Pat wasn't in any of these spots of your home? Fair.
Yep, that one with the bags sounds familiar, every once in awhile I suddenly see the bag again after habituation to it, and then I find a proper place for it! (I currently have 3-4 clothing bags for my 2 year old, some of stuff that's too small and some of stuff for an upcoming season .... and no closet space XD ).
I was just waiting for him to opem the door to reveal Pat dead in a rug or something.
That closet was really neat and had plenty of room
Some day I will pass my 25+ years collection of rare cables to the youngsters of my family.
Truly, my room has become a nightmare and I don’t know where to even begin
Damn it Trapp I didn't come here to be called out like this.
Oh my god. The paperwork section is literally me looking at the not-bills I get sent lmaooo
I feel very attacked; how did you know I have a bag full of clothes to donate that are just next to the front door because I'm too lazy?
The paperwork has to be my favorite
The taco cheese in the keyboard is my entire life
I thought this was going to be like How To Wash A Goddamn Dish and was pleasantly surprised, because my house is in chaos and my ego is fragile.
I just spent 5 and a half minutes being personally attacked and I can't be arsed to do anything about it!
Did this with my family, I feel so much freer! My children and wife are still yelling from the locked basement, but my house just seems so more neat!
“Too scared to throw stuff out but too stupid to know how to deal with it.”
That was the best line of the whole video in my opinion. It spoke to me personally. It recognizes how unsure we are about what’s important to us and how we’re too stupid to be able to deal with the whole dilemma.
It’s really an existential human phenomenon.
1:35 is the most relatable thing I have ever seen on TH-cam.
Weirdly enough these videos (and the Grant ones) actually make me feel pretty good because they're talking about things I didn't know a lot of other people do, but I don't always do them. I don't feel like the only loser who leaves thrift store donations in his car for way too long when people are making jokes about it. And sometimes I drive right there within a day or two!
That bag of clothes could double as a bean bag chair.
in short...just stop caring...and if somebody is coming by just make them feel equally bad...
When he was sorting the papers i laughed so hard😂 idek why😂
I have a trash bag full of clothes in my trunk...I feel attacked...
Scary how real it is
4:00 is a personal attack
I feel like trapp just realized pat was in his car so he decided to make up an excuse so they wouldn’t go there
Mike struggling to put things in the closet is like an infomercial person trying to do a basic task and failing in order to promote an unnecessary product.
My favourite way to clean up is to remove all 4 walls and construct an ice dome to combat the heat from the towel rail
Trapp is probably the best actor CH has right now.
I dont remember filming this documentary of my life.
I was expecting those weights to fall after he closed the door.
The closet is a void that you only go through when you move.
Is anyone else upset how that closet seems full, but that suitcase is empty.
Obviously he should be putting stuff inside the suitcase! ITS FREE REAL ESTATE
And once that closet is full, no problem! Just use the spare bedroom instead. Bonus Tip: That bedroom has its own closet, so it's a Win - Win! 👍
Besides, closet for everything is great family entertainment for vacation!
1:15 Literally right at this moment I turn and look at the corner of my room to see the 2 black garbage bags full of clothes that have been there for 3 months... When art imitates life.
Best video they've made in awhile.
My cat wouldn’t stay in his designated place so I stuff him in the closet, he meowed and scratched for awhile but now he hasn’t made a noise in weeks!
Why's Trapp calling me out like that 😂
He's not calling you out, he's validating you, now you know there's a consensus and everything you've (we've) been doing is ok! ;)
Oh man the paperwork part just cracked me up! Classic "funny because its true"