Imagine getting a new human for testing and she starts running at the speed of light,flying and climbing walls with just a radio and going trough walls
*beep* yeah, my human has a problem, i would wan- Sir, it's impossible, to get a human with problems, the- My human is flying, with, a, radio. O- so what human will you pick as a refund?
Mateusz Franiczek r/ihavereddit. Why? Because you felt the need to link to a subreddit when we're not even on reddit just because you feel joy in pointing out people don’t go along with jokes.
When GlaDOS just thinks it's another normal testing day, and wakes up a lady who can use a radio to bend reality... Edit: Thanks for the likes! (Yeah and I know there are a lot of butthurt 16 year olds who just hate it when people say thanks for likes, well too bad)
it is only 84% Elevator because there is roughly 10% bug using as well. And it is in fact interessting what people find out, but when i saw the clickbait Title i actually thought someone did Portal legit with 15 Portals, which he didnt. Still interesting, but not really impressiv
When the vid started I thought he was just goofing around and then he grabbed the radio and jammed the door. HE WASN'T DESTROYING EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE WAS BORED, *HE WAS A BEAST* PREPARING FOR A SLAUGHTER.
*me:* takes like 2 hours to complete game normally *segmented speedrun:* _completed the game in under 14 minutes with 15 portals and throwing a fucking radio around._
It doesn't build uo speed, because its a segmented run, they probably spent alot of time per segment, so the dances are just cause they are celebrating/passing the time. (I run this game a decent amount, so i have some merit behind me.)
at first I thought he was fucking around when he glitched the radio and clipboard thru the wall. Then he beat the whole level in like 2 seconds and I almost shit myself
+David Sprouse Pretty sure your mother would be ecstatic to discover you are alive as she's been living in a hotel since 2007 believing she only bore 2 children. +TheGamerJavi Wait Hold up, tell me more about what its like on the other side. is the Wi-Fi unlimited bandwidth? What's the up/down speed? is it 1 service per person or do you have to share with others? if so do you get to choose? What are the specs on your rig? These are things we need to know. The plebian clearly isn't worth the time. This Is a major breakthrough. Last question. Did the ads make it into Zion??
Normal speedruns: ok so im just gonna clip through this wall and carefully navigate through the out of bounds area so i dont have to start over Portal speedruns: PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I WARP THROUGH ALL 14 DIMENSIONS WITH A RADIO AND BEND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS
Watch the Outer World devs discussing speedruns. They watch a speedrun of their own game and are constantly blown away. "I didn't even know you could do that"
i came across this video randomly and enjoyed portal...i laughed my ass off for a long time when this guy was let loose and chucked the radio into the door...what a thing it was to watch this
@@marsmidnightbars here's something to help you not cry at all in video games: there are no consequences in real life unless you make them and everything and everyone in games are just 1's and 0's, in a specific order that gets rendered by the software, which is also made from 1's and 0's, as a 3D model
Moral of the story: dont give speedrunners physics objects they will find a way to fling themselves into the stratosphere and right into the last area of the game
Imagine being GLADOS and you expect this girl to go through the tests just like the others or maybe even better and she just starts bending the laws of time, space and physics with a single radio.
Dude spends more time in the elevator than actually playing
you have 69 likes so.... i cant like.
@@superragaone11 well i did.
IX Compilations :(
@@superragaone11 what are you 5
alicia quinto why are people pointing out 69
"Oh, they're clipping these objects out of the starting room because they're bored. That's fun."
> 3 seconds later
"Oh."
YEA NOPE
Unlocked watched i like 4 Times because my mind was like“yo wtf“
I still don't get how this clipboard made him fly away
Same.
I thought they were tryina break the radio
“We’ll add a little radio” they said, “it’ll be fun” they said
True
Speedrunners: *_Its free real estate_*
so true
Little did they know..
“We’ll add portals” they said “it’ll be fun” they said
*Clips out of bounds and catapults off the map*
"You're not even going the right way"
@Benjamyn true but unfalse
Ya think?
I mean, he ended up in the right spot
@@theteardrop615 unfalse..
Chell: yesn't.
Glados: I am sorry to say this level is imp-
Chell: *yeets into the elevator with the help of THE RADIO*
The yeet part makes me laugh lol
This is really all she is doing: _YEET YEET YEET RADIO YEET RADIO YEET RADIO YEET YEET YEET _*_B-B-B-BOOM_*
XD
That radio lol🤣🤣
The yeet part makes me cringe.
The cake isn't even baked yet
Fantomfeed best comment so far! Lmao 😂
Fantomfeed LOL
Fantomfeed anyway the cake was a lie :V
The confection is a falsehood.
Fantomfeed yo this is the best comment I've ever read lol
GladOs: "Be sure to attend the technology safety seminar."
*Climbs a 70 foot wall with a clock radio*.
*And clips through the walls like nothing*
So the portals are 70 feet
*continues to climb a 20 ft wall with a jug of water*
GLaDOS
I'm pretty sure they had the same discussion in the writer's room you're having with me right now, but good catch.
9:23 Chell: literally bends the laws of physics using a radio to hover over a giant pool filled with acid
the radio: *happy music*
Still alive
Still alive?
Still alive!
Still alive?!
Still alive!!
"Neat, he's using the time before leaving the first room to show off a fun glitch"
"Oh sweet lord"
Is it just me, or did anyone else hear the Skyrim theme when he busted out of there?
Mr. Pie the shia lebouef standing and clapping meme played in my head
Eamon Lauster FUCK YOU GAME DEVELOPERS!!
SAME EAMON LAUSTER LOL!
Exile N Subjugate
As soon as I saw the runner throw the radio at the door which stopped it from closing, I knew this was some next level stuff.
Meing Cintron unfortunately that wasn't his best shot :v
Liêm Nguyễn Hữu Wasn't his best shot... Hmm, anyone else more accurate then?
Meing Cintron lol... I meant his 2nd throw look way more anweasome!
Liêm Nguyễn Hữu Oh, I should've realized that. Well yes I agree with you on that.
Meing Cintron the moment the clipboard clipped through the window I realized the people playing are magic
And just like this the random view spiked stopped. Hope you all liked it!
FnzzyGoesFast i don't think google themselves know how youtube works. but for once my recommended page had something good
You, Sir, are ML fucking G.
FnzzyGoesFast
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKIN WICKED!
teach me your ways... how do i bunny hop?
FnzzyGoesFast me liked
FnzzyGoesFast dude my favorite part is when you kill glados in no joke 2 SECONDS I couldn't stop laughing 😂
Valve: Thinking with portals
Fnzzy: Thinking with radios
@@imafaux7424 we all know that idiot but most of the radio climbs were done by Fnzzy
Way to ruin a joke
@@neuratlas What did he comment?
@@syouji185 you can't see it? are you blind?
@@7davidb He deleted the comment and thats why im asking.
Using a radio to fly, science has indeed come too far
Pleiadesu we must go beyond that of super saiyan box! (Grabs trash can and uses it to reach the 0 fall damage boots hidden in fallout 4... look it up)
Puts a whole new meaning to the brand "Radio Flyer"
Carlos needs to stop
Ceru-shari has been in gd158
3 2 1 -
Ceru-shari It's time to STOP!
Imagine getting a new human for testing and she starts running at the speed of light,flying and climbing walls with just a radio and going trough walls
I'll shit bricks
That would be the premise of Portal 3
GLADoS is like:. °-°
I'd like a refund please
*beep* yeah, my human has a problem, i would wan-
Sir, it's impossible, to get a human with problems, the-
My human is flying, with, a, radio.
O- so what human will you pick as a refund?
Yknow it’s a speed run, when teleporting is too slow.
red macbeth you don’t understand how much I loved that phrase
Me too
Nah, having the ability to teleport actually makes the run insanely faster.
Yes I’m aware this comment was a joke.
@@eddiemate r/woosh. Why? Because cmon dont be patheric with that second sentence. Some idiots are always gonna woosh
Mateusz Franiczek
r/ihavereddit. Why? Because you felt the need to link to a subreddit when we're not even on reddit just because you feel joy in pointing out people don’t go along with jokes.
I was proud of myself for finishing all the Advanced Test Chambers until I saw this...
to be fair this is segmented + they each put in a lot of practice
First time I see a verified channel commenting with less than 100 likes
@@moldyboi9398 same
@@moldyboi9398 And a pretty big verified channel
That's the great thing about life. You can still be proud of yourself even if someone else is better. You still improved.
Everyone: Companion Cube
This guy: C O M P A N I O N R A D I O
Bruh Moment: The Channel bruh nice username
T U R R E T J U M P
Bruh Moment: The Channel *bruh moment*
Thousandth like, your welcome.
moot your donation has been appreciated, kind sir 🙇🏻♀️👏🏻
not knowing about portal speedrun tactics, in the beginning i thought he was just really angry at the radio
I thought the radio was also a toaster
Don't ask why
I was wondering what he planned to do, but now I know we should worship that radio
ahahahahaha
I thought he was trying to promote sex
"Please move quickly to the-" *Flies backwards at 200mph into the elevator*
Jacob Lahr thx for the laugh
Lol
Jacob Lahr 300 like and that joke was really funny
I can't breathe
Jacob Lahr exactly what I was thinking-- the unexpectedly inhuman test subject for glados
This is actually multiple runners at once cut together, for those who don't know. It's basically splicing but honest and crediting everyone.
I mean splicing is basically onest but is sadly used most to cheat the "runner" on to the leaderboard. For example the 55min mario odyssey run.
i never knew that
I like that the people were credited and this just shows what multiple people have worked hard to do.
I knew there was something wrong after the first portal shot.
Yeah I started to see some holes when I was watching
"Mom can I play?"
"You only got 15 minutes"
"Say no more"
Sadly your mom ment 5 instead of 15
@@OrangeUtan115 time to beat the meat... I mean the record
The record, yeah
@@tarnishedpose ive done both already the flash cant even fuck his girlfriend as fast ive done both
Thats just sad.
To bad its 15:56 almoast 16 muntes
Imagine watching the camera feed, your test subject wakes up and immediately starts beating the shit out of their radio with a clipboard
i think seeing them literally vault *Through* a solid wall would be more unusual
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen I would give them a gold medal
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and them using cameras to literally fly across rooms and occasional teleporting from one to another
Imagine seeing them LITERALLY fly through the walls
Lmao
*takes the turret hostage while going 100mph*
*turret develops one emotion. that emotion being fear*
Even Speedwagon is impressed.
*thats dio*
Dylan Ryan ayyyy tavros
Za Warubro what time does this happen
Natalie /: 13 minute mark
8:30
"You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."
YEET
Would have been accurate.
*HER* isnt wrong tho
I skipped 10 seconds while he was in an elevator and then he was already in another elevator
*gangsta paradise starts playing*
4:49 this is the time stamp where u skip 10 seconds into 4:59
*KINGU CRIMSON*
@@linus9457 you will reach the CAKE
@@0xVENx0 actually 2:49 - 2:59
Glados: i will have to inform you that this room is impo-
Subject:*already in elevator*
Which part? Can u give me the time code?
4:22
@@callme_Ink okay thx
Glados: am I a joke toy you
@@callme_Ink 4:20?
Glados: this level is impos-
Subject: *moonwalks into elevator*
She didn't even get to finish mentioning that it was impossible xD
Ethan Johnson because the speedrunner is moving backwards into the elevator
Can be illustrated as a moonwalk, didn’t have to explain that?
Ethan Johnson I’m saying he looks like he’s moonwalking, smh, you ruined the joke.
GLaDOS: Burns her own cores out of frustration.
And that’s how he beat the game
When GlaDOS just thinks it's another normal testing day, and wakes up a lady who can use a radio to bend reality...
Edit: Thanks for the likes! (Yeah and I know there are a lot of butthurt 16 year olds who just hate it when people say thanks for likes, well too bad)
All whilst an alien invasion is happening
@@uselessthumb2464 e
@@dinglenut6669 shop
She wakes chell up
GLaDOS: The portal will open in 3... 2... 1...
Chell: *R E A L I T Y B E N D*
GLaDOS: Excuse me *what the fuck.*
GlaDOS: Greeting Chell as she just woke up
Chell: *aggressively beating a clipboard so hard, it clips through a wall*
Edit: grammatical error.
that's what I call a CLIPboard
@@meatius15 Holy shit, how did I miss this
@@barbedblinga421 you got to think puns
I like to think she beat it so hard she bent the fabric of reality so much that the clipboard warped into the other side of the wall.
@@kenjiotake I like that thought
“This test is impossible”
*proceeds to get to the elevator in 0.0001 seconds*
This test is impossible, don't bother solving it.
Chell: ah, ok. [Phases trough door]
S P E C T A C U L A R
"This test is impossible"
Whatever, fine, I'll just casually warp over this one and 15 others.
“This will take a very, very, very, long time.”
Chell: observe
Also chell: *YEET YEET RADIO YEET*
chell: observe some radio flying
Radio: starts playing Nyan cat
Portallllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
also chell:sonic got nothing on me
Laws of physics: exist
Chell: we don’t do that here
forgot something, in the original meme he stutters we- we dont do that here.
we- we dont care
Ok warden
@@goober010 kapkan
Lol
Imagine looking at this dudes profile.
Portal: Tons of Achievements
Portal Time Played: 14 Minutes.
ik pretty well this is a joke, however, to speedrun a map u need to memorize very well the map
Uber_Shall i speedran halo reach last mission in under 10 seconds
@@xdhavajsbsvsjbsbxdhhauahac5411 ni**a what the fuck
Fuck Fuck Bro are we talking Lone Wolf of The Pillar Of Autumn mission
I got 9.99 seconds Total speedrun master
"Welcome to the final test. When you are done-"
*phases through time and space*
Omega Plum - Hysterical!
Getting the radio to stop the door was the most impressive thing to me. His radio trick shots were so accurate
It was amazing.
1:47
"Please move quickly"
Fnnzy: *ok*
The portal gun is supposed to be the high-tech gadget but I want to know the engineering behind that radio
Daniel Kottcamp same here
I has anti gravity properties
amazing
and the water gallon
and the barrel
What this video contains:
1% intro
5% bunny hopping through the tests
94% elevator
lamJoe Joe oh don’t forget 5% bunny hopping through the test (using scripts)
it is only 84% Elevator because there is roughly 10% bug using as well. And it is in fact interessting what people find out, but when i saw the clickbait Title i actually thought someone did Portal legit with 15 Portals, which he didnt. Still interesting, but not really impressiv
@@k4kes can u do it?
@@adamkoontz5447 Finish Portal the legit way with 15 portals? No.. no one can
Your math blows my mind
I love how at times Chell is moving so fast that the wind sound effect starts to play.
That's crouch hopping
@@vermilisix bunny hopping*
@papa tony but the actual term is bunny hopping.
Cube Kid there’s no “actual term” they’re literally the same thing
@@rddels and who asked you?
Portal: Here you go! A portal gun!
This guy: No thank you, giv me RADIO
*Grabs radio*
"Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move"
*Throws it into door*
Underrated af
Ami pro tumi bro
It’s fucking insane
I was likeWTF just happened?!?!?
StarzyLA HvH then it made the code noises from the portal 2 radio in that one test chanber
I feel like GLaDOS's line from Portal 2 "You're completing these tests faster than I can make them" really applies to this.
Alex Redding the comment to not go that slow won't find anymore, though.
Alex Redding GLaDOS: this is not getting likes fast enough.
glitches
Alex Redding I gave the 1000th like. Thank me later.
Alex Redding its your teacher
15 seconds into the video: "Okay. He's crazy about that radio"
1:07 "WHAT THE JESUS CHRIST"
5:52
@@thebookofspirit1777 10:35
my favorite
@@tobias8951 Tbh yours is better
7:00
I watched at .25 speed and I still don't know what happened
Rat Man: "Imma leave this water jug here, in case it can help someone."
Water jug helping someone: 11:18
shit man I forgot about ratman
Damn I can’t forget lol
Portal Gun: Is the ultimate transportation machine
Fnnzy: R A D I O
Also fnnzy: W A T E R B O T T L E
Also also fnnzy: C H A I R
Well, radio and communication in general can win wars
Yes
This is a segmented run so it wasn’t just fnnzy
When the runner plays portal 2.
GlaDoS: oh it's you
Shut up
further proof that GLaDoS is in fact Snatcher from AHiT
You know her?
Cowbelly would really like this meme
@@awesomemantroll1088 speedrunner: i know her. *I speedrunned her*
“Congratulations, you euthanized your faithful companion cube more quickly than any subject on record”
“...no really, you did”
"you euthanized your faithful companion cube before we even told you to. you monster."
Glados: “now please move swiftly to the exit”
Guy: teleports into elevator
Me: I mean it was swift?
Chell: *grabs any item*
Also Chell: "Is this a jetpack?"
I cant xD
@@RikaShinePY I see you are also a wolf of culture
Grayson Groth bruv moments
@@inviikai2694 *confused screaming*
Source engine*
When the vid started I thought he was just goofing around and then he grabbed the radio and jammed the door. HE WASN'T DESTROYING EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE WAS BORED, *HE WAS A BEAST* PREPARING FOR A SLAUGHTER.
PeachMuffins Ikr I thought he was goofing around and then saw that.
PeachMuffins I had the exact same reaction, he just looked like he was fucking around with the clip board and radio, then the portal opened...
*_then the portal opened_*
When I saw how violently he was beating the radio with the clip board... I knew some thing was going to happen.
PeachMuffins I know right I thought the same thing xD
First few seconds: the mind of a mad man
Rest of video: the evolution of a genius
@John D or a jug or a barrel or whatever happen to be on path
faked, name changes at 3 mins even
@@ninjaepic2972 you mean like segmented run? still well legit
The elevator wasn't alone in making the run long
Nobody is even talking about that giant wall he had to climb with a god damn radio
I thought that. My fingers would be bleeding.
but elevator
@@skelly9266 but the elevator
Anj Amoro but the portal elevator
@The Bois but the aperture science complimentary escape lift
Alternate title: *man spends 13 minutes and 47 seconds in a elevator*
@@ZaychikSN We can't all be perfect lol
Please don't tell me you counted?
The Not-So-Silent I wish
*Men*
woman, chell is female
*me:* takes like 2 hours to complete game normally
*segmented speedrun:* _completed the game in under 14 minutes with 15 portals and throwing a fucking radio around._
Evie Infinite I beat the game in 50 minutes and this makes me look like I beat it in 5 hours
@@insurancescam9489 45 for me
I beat the game using the console commands, and I use noclip to do all the stuff faster than anyone else.
😂😂😂
Evie infinite if you think 2 hours is long it took me 1 1/2 years to beat it
"You seem to understand how portals affect forward momentum."
Yeah....
o k
"or more precise how it does *not* "
Chell doesn't give a care about portals, she loves her RADIO.
GlaDOS: watching through cameras
Chell: riding the camera to clip through a wall and skip the whole level
Glad0s: “This next test could take a very very long time-”
**finishes it in 0.001 secconds**
Awesome speedrun xD
GlaDos: "oh god"
Yeah right.
I understand so little of the things that happened that maybe also dancing in the elevator had its meaning. Well done, I think.
DM probably for speed build up
Or to brag about that bad ass radio door trick
I’m lost, have no idea what is going on in this game.
It doesn't build uo speed, because its a segmented run, they probably spent alot of time per segment, so the dances are just cause they are celebrating/passing the time. (I run this game a decent amount, so i have some merit behind me.)
at first I thought he was fucking around when he glitched the radio and clipboard thru the wall. Then he beat the whole level in like 2 seconds and I almost shit myself
Achievement : don’t enter the blue portal
Fnnzy: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you!
Why is this getting so many views lmao.
FnzzyGoesFast cause it was on my recommended
FnzzyGoesFast the new algorthim for content
FnzzyGoesFast it was on the homepage
FnzzyGoesFast also I got to say AMAZING VIDEO
Could you try for one on portal 2?
FnzzyGoesFast because people spend hours trying to figure out the levels and then they see you literally flying through the map
"We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one."
*REPEATEDLY BASHES CLIPBOARD INTO RADIO*
TheGamerJavi no youre not
+David Sprouse Maybe he actually was dying
David Sprouse its an expression smart ass
NAW REALLY?
+David Sprouse Pretty sure your mother would be ecstatic to discover you are alive as she's been living in a hotel since 2007 believing she only bore 2 children.
+TheGamerJavi Wait Hold up, tell me more about what its like on the other side. is the Wi-Fi unlimited bandwidth? What's the up/down speed? is it 1 service per person or do you have to share with others? if so do you get to choose? What are the specs on your rig? These are things we need to know. The plebian clearly isn't worth the time. This Is a major breakthrough. Last question. Did the ads make it into Zion??
Normal speedruns: ok so im just gonna clip through this wall and carefully navigate through the out of bounds area so i dont have to start over
Portal speedruns: PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I WARP THROUGH ALL 14 DIMENSIONS WITH A RADIO AND BEND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS
Is this a commander keen reference
thats just portal in general
There’s no “excuse me”. It’s just * warps through the universe * GLaDOS
the names on the bottem left were changing what does that mean please tell me
@@closetclockyoutube this is a segmented run, multiple people did this and they merged the best clips together
The combine isn’t going through the borealis to find the portal device, they want the radios.
underrated comment
Glados: where are you?
This guy: I am four parallel universes ahead of you.
Good one
@Gabe Does Stuff I know, as other people have used it too :)
Wrong game but yes
Speedrunner Chell vs Speedrunner Mario when?
And I'm with my radio too
BEFORE THE VIDEO: I want a portal gun
AFTER THE VIDEO: I want a radio
Um br fingindo ser inglês falando errado inglês
@@gabbyes That is not a bad english, manito.
@@Lucas8744-g7r pior que é...
Tá assim
Depois do vídeo : Quero uma portal gun
Antes do vídeo : Quero um rádio
@@gabbyes Não cara, o inglês dele está correto, você que inverteu as coisas mesmo.
@@gabbyes Before = Antes / After = Depois
I love the people that thinks it's cheating. He's going fast backwards using b-hops which is in all source games. It just lets you go very fast
that's op
It might not be cheating but it is clearly exploiting numerous unfixed bugs in the engine.
Taladar2003 IT'S A FEATURE
what abou the no clipping part
+Spartanpug He didn't no-clip. Parts of the ceilings and walls that you aren't supposed to reach have no hit boxes, allowing him to fly through if.
"haha this should be fun to watch"
1:06
*"...oh"*
"You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum"
Yeah I'd say so too
🤣💀
4:50 shows an example 😂
That example is rediculous
More like how the radio does
Glados: “This next test can take a very very-“
Fnzzy -*Finishes* “Oh, Sorry what?”
Just like sonic, ignorant but gets everything done
Rxactly
Exactly *
Developers: our game had arround 2 hours of ...
Speed runners: 13 minutes.
Watch the Outer World devs discussing speedruns. They watch a speedrun of their own game and are constantly blown away. "I didn't even know you could do that"
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
@@Markelekram I WAS TO WRITE THAT LMAO
I ended in less than one hour, without trying to end fast, i even paused a lot of times
no, 6 minutes, take it or leave it (watch can't even)
4:23 "...this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it."
_Completes the level in 6 seconds_
"This portal gun is the most impressive technology ever produced by Aperture Science."
Clock Radio: "Hold my beer."
Shorn Wallaby lmao
Lmao 😂😂
Pls nerf
Beer my hold
* SLAPS portal gun*
Valve pls nerf radio
Matt Britton portal gun removed because it was too confusing for new players since they use the radio more than it
Matt Britton nice pfp
DONT NERF RADIO PLZ. I
Your mom
"He's probably just gonna have really good portal placement and bhops-"
*fucking flies on a radio and uses cameras to soar through walls*
Eric Collins These people have reached ascension.
AKA CHEATS
mamadotson1 actually, it's just using glitches cleverly
Some One glitches*
It's also tool assisted run. The tool isn't using any cheats or hacks but no human could have done this run even segmented.
"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like *Goodbye.* and you were like *"no way"*?"
no.
that-
that never happened
Perhaps
u didnt even HESITATE to throw the companion cube away im howling
He just yeeted that bad boy right in there
Lol
i willing to bet $50 that you are not howling
@@user-kw6ww1oy9l its a figure of speech bro
This is how you're grandparents say they got to school
Kinda underrated
@@douganderson7002 yore* actually
S. vs y'u actually, smh my head people these days
I see this comment on every speedrun I watch
How you are grandparents
GladOs: "this next test is impossible" *throws radio to jam door"
Avery Nuccio test*
Avery Nuccio this test can take a very very long time. *finishes*
i came across this video randomly and enjoyed portal...i laughed my ass off for a long time when this guy was let loose and chucked the radio into the door...what a thing it was to watch this
GLaDOS*
4:50 ruins me. Still come back to watch it to this day.
1:45
"Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamber lock-"
*launches across the room to the elevator*
12:19
"Are you still there?"
At this point, that is a *very* valid question.
haha yes
The Necro in Nice Clothes Nice one :D
glados' lines make way more sense if you work like that^^
Lol XD
He really did euthanize his companion cube faster than any other test subject
Yeah fr
Peta likes this
Jesse Jay Deckersen it took me an hour and I cried
Ha
@@marsmidnightbars here's something to help you not cry at all in video games: there are no consequences in real life unless you make them and everything and everyone in games are just 1's and 0's, in a specific order that gets rendered by the software, which is also made from 1's and 0's, as a 3D model
"Hey, buddy, you want a portal gun? It's pretty cool."
"Nah, I'm good. I have this radio..."
Moral of the story: dont give speedrunners physics objects they will find a way to fling themselves into the stratosphere and right into the last area of the game
"Mom, Can I play some video games?"
"Sure, but for only 15 minutes"
megaman2000 this comment is hilarious
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megaman2000ish this comment has me dying lol
No^^^
This deserves more likes
there is just 30 seconds of a man climbing a wall with a radio
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@@ryderdoyle2948 if you are going to link subreddits at least do it correctly
The main character is a woman, not a man.
My gosh just let poor glados finish a sentence for once
N O
Reference to a youtuber and my reply:
*N O*
Why
*THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*
@@venb Lol
@@venb not any more there's a blanket
@@gingerlyshrimp8480 you can make a religion out of this
Imagine being GLADOS and you expect this girl to go through the tests just like the others or maybe even better and she just starts bending the laws of time, space and physics with a single radio.
"This next test is impossible." Ummm, GLADOS, he kind of already beat it.
MKS Fire Maybe it was more like "This next test is..." *sees him finish the test before she explained* "Impossible!"
she*?
Are you the person in that segment?
Edwin, was Glados talking to Shell Station or the player?
*600th like get*
Me: are you going for least portals or best time?
Fnzyy: yes
I'm dying xdd
I love this comment so much
He’s not the runner, this is a segmented run.
Edit: He’s not the only runner, he did plenty of the segments,
This is actually the first time ever one of those jokes makes sense
"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit?" - Glados
"When the what?" - Fnzzy
@@thedude___dude4399 nice
I'd love to imagine a run where glados never betrays the player, she's just so batshit nuts she kills her anyway
glados: take care of companion cube
this guy: *evil hulk noises*
Video content percentage:
99% waiting in a lift
1% jumping at speed of light over radios
Diego L.G. Ioool
Diego L.G.
The speed of light is eay faster thsn this.
JC Shark literarydevices.net/hyperbole/
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Stutter lolaso
"This next test will take a very, very long time." *is already in the elevator*
"oh that's sad. but impressive"
6:16
I just imagine GLaDOS quickly switching through all the cameras while Chell just flies through everything.
Today i learned, if someone offers me a radio, or a Portal gun, choose the radio.
so tru
Jarosz666 You want to be smashed in a wall and be destroyed from existence ? Take a Radio !
Jarosz666 I find cameras more impressive.
You need the portal gun to do it though.
Jarosz666 You should choose the wall clip glitches...
4:53
* randomly flies through a room *
GLaDOS: espectacular, you appear to understand how a portal affects momentum
*GREAT*
Apparently so xD
Why?
'say, do you know where jack went?"
"Oh, he grabbed a radio then proceeded to disappear into a wall, probably in new Zealand or something"
Medic lol XD
Medic XD
Pvt Fl4m3 your comment killed me since I imagined the guy going away with the bhop XD
Cookiemaster & Co. that just made my day
IMMUNITY. Tell me you're joking
GLaDOS: *Ready for an ultimate boss battle to defeat chell*
Fnzzy: *Beat her in less than 15 seconds with the use of a chair*
Chell: Wakes up.
Glados: Welcome to the-
Chell: *beats the crap out of a radio and CLIPboard also phasing through matter.*
Dominous Games heh. CLIPboard
@@SkinWynne Riiiight... I'll fix that..
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@@internum7184 wow
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