Portal Done with 15 Portals in

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  • This is a segmented speedrun of Portal done with 15 Portals in the time of 13:47.640. This is the least amount of Portals that you can finish the game with. No scripts, hacks or cheat protected commands were used in this run.
    Timing starts when the crosshair appears and stops as soon as the crosshair disappears after defeating GLaDOS.
    Runners in order of appearance:
    Jukspa
    Noir
    Blizik
    Elgu
    Icykittenz
    Fnzzy
    Xeiz
    Special thanks to:
    Imanex
    PackSciences
    Nan0kub
    Mikael
    Timesheet
    goo.gl/UCtgEQ
    Download
    goo.gl/I7Yys1
    Discussion Thread
    goo.gl/zcWcw3
    Enjoy!
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  • @eamonlauster1181
    @eamonlauster1181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5048

    "Neat, he's using the time before leaving the first room to show off a fun glitch"
    "Oh sweet lord"

    • @dipstick5238
      @dipstick5238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Is it just me, or did anyone else hear the Skyrim theme when he busted out of there?

    • @slendy9600
      @slendy9600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mr. Pie the shia lebouef standing and clapping meme played in my head

    • @extremelyviolentandpsychot7887
      @extremelyviolentandpsychot7887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Eamon Lauster FUCK YOU GAME DEVELOPERS!!

    • @samonid4490
      @samonid4490 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME EAMON LAUSTER LOL!

    • @leydamankey7964
      @leydamankey7964 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exile N Subjugate

  • @jaz121
    @jaz121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3065

    Using a radio to fly, science has indeed come too far

    • @432pro
      @432pro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ceru-shari It must go further
      *uses boxes to jump in Half-Life*

    • @basketbomberslackingson4417
      @basketbomberslackingson4417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pleiadesu we must go beyond that of super saiyan box! (Grabs trash can and uses it to reach the 0 fall damage boots hidden in fallout 4... look it up)

    • @Toastmaster_5000
      @Toastmaster_5000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Puts a whole new meaning to the brand "Radio Flyer"

    • @korncobb6826
      @korncobb6826 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carlos needs to stop

    • @dbzfamily2590
      @dbzfamily2590 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ceru-shari has been in gd158
      3 2 1 -

  • @broogz
    @broogz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    9:23 Chell: literally bends the laws of physics using a radio to hover over a giant pool filled with acid
    the radio: *happy music*

  • @benjamyn
    @benjamyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    *Clips out of bounds and catapults off the map*
    "You're not even going the right way"

    • @theteardrop615
      @theteardrop615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Benjamyn true but unfalse

    • @v-vanilla5259
      @v-vanilla5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya think?

    • @haikarawalker6996
      @haikarawalker6996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, he ended up in the right spot

    • @shem7146
      @shem7146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theteardrop615 unfalse..

    • @aspenhart_
      @aspenhart_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chell: yesn't.

  • @latersatyr
    @latersatyr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1928

    "Please move quickly to the-" *Flies backwards at 200mph into the elevator*

    • @mokasek
      @mokasek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jacob Lahr thx for the laugh

    • @irok1
      @irok1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @pennylowes6389
      @pennylowes6389 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Lahr 300 like and that joke was really funny

    • @aimbotarrow5981
      @aimbotarrow5981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can't breathe

    • @takemetoyonk
      @takemetoyonk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jacob Lahr exactly what I was thinking-- the unexpectedly inhuman test subject for glados

  • @gravestones7773
    @gravestones7773 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    "He's probably just gonna have really good portal placement and bhops-"
    *fucking flies on a radio and uses cameras to soar through walls*

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eric Collins These people have reached ascension.

    • @mamadotson1
      @mamadotson1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AKA CHEATS

    • @mark10mortar
      @mark10mortar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      mamadotson1 actually, it's just using glitches cleverly

    • @incognitonumbertwo5198
      @incognitonumbertwo5198 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some One glitches*

    • @Tanis031
      @Tanis031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's also tool assisted run. The tool isn't using any cheats or hacks but no human could have done this run even segmented.

  • @royceforshort
    @royceforshort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    Valve: Thinking with portals
    Fnzzy: Thinking with radios

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imafaux7424 we all know that idiot but most of the radio climbs were done by Fnzzy

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Way to ruin a joke

    • @syouji185
      @syouji185 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@travelsizedarchie What did he comment?

    • @dave_blanketchip
      @dave_blanketchip 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@syouji185 you can't see it? are you blind?

    • @syouji185
      @syouji185 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dave_blanketchip He deleted the comment and thats why im asking.

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    I was proud of myself for finishing all the Advanced Test Chambers until I saw this...

    • @the1whoplayz
      @the1whoplayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      to be fair this is segmented + they each put in a lot of practice

    • @moldyboi9398
      @moldyboi9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      First time I see a verified channel commenting with less than 100 likes

    • @elliboi
      @elliboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moldyboi9398 same

    • @dogwithahat609
      @dogwithahat609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moldyboi9398 And a pretty big verified channel

    • @adamnielson42
      @adamnielson42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the great thing about life. You can still be proud of yourself even if someone else is better. You still improved.

  • @TheUnlocked
    @TheUnlocked 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9393

    "Oh, they're clipping these objects out of the starting room because they're bored. That's fun."
    > 3 seconds later
    "Oh."

    • @thenorfnonly3486
      @thenorfnonly3486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      YEA NOPE

    • @zconny_me6821
      @zconny_me6821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Unlocked watched i like 4 Times because my mind was like“yo wtf“

    • @electricpaisy6045
      @electricpaisy6045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      I still don't get how this clipboard made him fly away

    • @dariomaderne7074
      @dariomaderne7074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same.

    • @ayloix
      @ayloix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I thought they were tryina break the radio

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4790

    "This test is impossible"
    *Already stands in the elevator*

    • @luk4aaaa
      @luk4aaaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      10asti10
      Chuck Norris would be proud

    • @younggoat6898
      @younggoat6898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Feel free to pass out
      Stands in the elevator
      I pass out

    • @Tech_Marauder
      @Tech_Marauder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, he did not, he just abused the weird game physics.

    • @ajexxan3415
      @ajexxan3415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tech Marauder dude the only proff you need is the fact that at random times his name changes

    • @goose7930
      @goose7930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anyone else notice how almost every level has different sound quality and name in the bottom. FAKE!!!!!!!!!

  • @Turbs94945
    @Turbs94945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    When GlaDOS just thinks it's another normal testing day, and wakes up a lady who can use a radio to bend reality...
    Edit: Thanks for the likes! (Yeah and I know there are a lot of butthurt 16 year olds who just hate it when people say thanks for likes, well too bad)

    • @uselessthumb2464
      @uselessthumb2464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      All whilst an alien invasion is happening

    • @dinglenut6669
      @dinglenut6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@uselessthumb2464 e

    • @cheesyoutanimations2045
      @cheesyoutanimations2045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dinglenut6669 shop

    • @XepixialYT
      @XepixialYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She wakes chell up

    • @aspenhart_
      @aspenhart_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GLaDOS: The portal will open in 3... 2... 1...
      Chell: *R E A L I T Y B E N D*
      GLaDOS: Excuse me *what the fuck.*

  • @NinjaSox7
    @NinjaSox7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    This is actually multiple runners at once cut together, for those who don't know. It's basically splicing but honest and crediting everyone.

    • @mevanjooo2475
      @mevanjooo2475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean splicing is basically onest but is sadly used most to cheat the "runner" on to the leaderboard. For example the 55min mario odyssey run.

    • @kenny-ph9dw
      @kenny-ph9dw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i never knew that

    • @davidrobin8700
      @davidrobin8700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like that the people were credited and this just shows what multiple people have worked hard to do.

    • @DavidDude87
      @DavidDude87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I knew there was something wrong after the first portal shot.

    • @djneely2999
      @djneely2999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I started to see some holes when I was watching

  • @alexredding6318
    @alexredding6318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2212

    I feel like GLaDOS's line from Portal 2 "You're completing these tests faster than I can make them" really applies to this.

    • @YannYann12345
      @YannYann12345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alex Redding the comment to not go that slow won't find anymore, though.

    • @dawsonparker3570
      @dawsonparker3570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Alex Redding GLaDOS: this is not getting likes fast enough.

    • @nicholaspeters8601
      @nicholaspeters8601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      glitches

    • @gustavo_colombini
      @gustavo_colombini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alex Redding I gave the 1000th like. Thank me later.

    • @220p2
      @220p2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex Redding its your teacher

  • @NikolaiNeverDieFF
    @NikolaiNeverDieFF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3311

    "Mom can I play?"
    "You only got 15 minutes"
    "Say no more"

    • @OrangeUtan115
      @OrangeUtan115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sadly your mom ment 5 instead of 15

    • @tarnishedpose
      @tarnishedpose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@OrangeUtan115 time to beat the meat... I mean the record
      The record, yeah

    • @OrangeUtan115
      @OrangeUtan115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tarnishedpose ive done both already the flash cant even fuck his girlfriend as fast ive done both

    • @Thunderbolt-jy2nn
      @Thunderbolt-jy2nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats just sad.

    • @pennylenny598
      @pennylenny598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To bad its 15:56 almoast 16 muntes

  • @nukegundie
    @nukegundie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    8:30
    "You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."

  • @hawkerben1158
    @hawkerben1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Laws of physics: exist
    Chell: we don’t do that here

    • @jafshrimp7322
      @jafshrimp7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      forgot something, in the original meme he stutters we- we dont do that here.

    • @cosmnik472
      @cosmnik472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we- we dont care

    • @jemr3
      @jemr3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok warden

    • @salt_robot205
      @salt_robot205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jemr3 kapkan

    • @thecolorgang1751
      @thecolorgang1751 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @connornguyen858
    @connornguyen858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11688

    Dude spends more time in the elevator than actually playing

    • @superragaone11
      @superragaone11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      you have 69 likes so.... i cant like.

    • @GSFigure
      @GSFigure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@superragaone11 well i did.

    • @alicealmazan
      @alicealmazan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      IX Compilations :(

    • @orok6351
      @orok6351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@superragaone11 what are you 5

    • @matthewnagel7081
      @matthewnagel7081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      alicia quinto why are people pointing out 69

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1749

    Today i learned, if someone offers me a radio, or a Portal gun, choose the radio.

    • @kraintorent45
      @kraintorent45 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so tru

    • @colinouille2786
      @colinouille2786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jarosz666 You want to be smashed in a wall and be destroyed from existence ? Take a Radio !

    • @Rukoryuzaki
      @Rukoryuzaki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jarosz666 I find cameras more impressive.

    • @kronikgames1637
      @kronikgames1637 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need the portal gun to do it though.

    • @sleepysnorlax9384
      @sleepysnorlax9384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Jarosz666 You should choose the wall clip glitches...

  • @boomspdool
    @boomspdool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    1:47
    "Please move quickly"
    Fnnzy: *ok*

  • @kiejunn6322
    @kiejunn6322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Portal: Here you go! A portal gun!
    This guy: No thank you, giv me RADIO

  • @Robby4Multiversus
    @Robby4Multiversus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2545

    Imagine looking at this dudes profile.
    Portal: Tons of Achievements
    Portal Time Played: 14 Minutes.

    • @ReV0luzione
      @ReV0luzione 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ik pretty well this is a joke, however, to speedrun a map u need to memorize very well the map

    • @xdhavajsbsvsjbsbxdhhauahac5411
      @xdhavajsbsvsjbsbxdhhauahac5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Uber_Shall i speedran halo reach last mission in under 10 seconds

    • @ReV0luzione
      @ReV0luzione 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@xdhavajsbsvsjbsbxdhhauahac5411 ni**a what the fuck

    • @pineapplelapolynesia1994
      @pineapplelapolynesia1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fuck Fuck Bro are we talking Lone Wolf of The Pillar Of Autumn mission

    • @bluberri1319
      @bluberri1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got 9.99 seconds Total speedrun master

  • @megaman2000ish
    @megaman2000ish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3879

    "Mom, Can I play some video games?"
    "Sure, but for only 15 minutes"

  • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
    @SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Rat Man: "Imma leave this water jug here, in case it can help someone."
    Water jug helping someone: 11:18

  • @Siablen
    @Siablen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    The elevator wasn't alone in making the run long
    Nobody is even talking about that giant wall he had to climb with a god damn radio

    • @antmess9789
      @antmess9789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought that. My fingers would be bleeding.

    • @skelly9266
      @skelly9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but elevator

    • @anjamoro8384
      @anjamoro8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skelly9266 but the elevator

    • @thebois32
      @thebois32 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anj Amoro but the portal elevator

    • @jadencoucopoulos2567
      @jadencoucopoulos2567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Bois but the aperture science complimentary escape lift

  • @gamerbot47
    @gamerbot47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    15 seconds into the video: "Okay. He's crazy about that radio"
    1:07 "WHAT THE JESUS CHRIST"

    • @thebookofspirit1777
      @thebookofspirit1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      5:52

    • @tobias8951
      @tobias8951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@thebookofspirit1777 10:35
      my favorite

    • @thebookofspirit1777
      @thebookofspirit1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tobias8951 Tbh yours is better

    • @Bardigrade
      @Bardigrade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      7:00

    • @deoxal7947
      @deoxal7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I watched at .25 speed and I still don't know what happened

  • @ML-mx3mm
    @ML-mx3mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7274

    “We’ll add a little radio” they said, “it’ll be fun” they said

    • @javierbarrenechea1752
      @javierbarrenechea1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      True

    • @GSFigure
      @GSFigure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Speedrunners: *_Its free real estate_*

    • @mr.discopanda8681
      @mr.discopanda8681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      so true

    • @jasonmarcus6955
      @jasonmarcus6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Little did they know..

    • @pixlox
      @pixlox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “We’ll add portals” they said “it’ll be fun” they said

  • @theogreen5992
    @theogreen5992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "This next test could take a very, very, long time."
    proceeds to yeet into the portal in 0.000001 second

  • @epicyrein7958
    @epicyrein7958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Glados: “now please move swiftly to the exit”
    Guy: teleports into elevator
    Me: I mean it was swift?

  • @NaomoreVODs
    @NaomoreVODs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13973

    The cake isn't even baked yet

    • @Joshyoman1
      @Joshyoman1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Fantomfeed best comment so far! Lmao 😂

    • @DanielSanchez-ej9mc
      @DanielSanchez-ej9mc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fantomfeed LOL

    • @igoralmeida8603
      @igoralmeida8603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Fantomfeed anyway the cake was a lie :V

    • @jackjbass
      @jackjbass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The confection is a falsehood.

    • @fsdirtbear_gaming3315
      @fsdirtbear_gaming3315 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fantomfeed yo this is the best comment I've ever read lol

  • @cookiemasterco.2951
    @cookiemasterco.2951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    'say, do you know where jack went?"
    "Oh, he grabbed a radio then proceeded to disappear into a wall, probably in new Zealand or something"

    • @henrikamundsen2640
      @henrikamundsen2640 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Medic lol XD

    • @CalDia04
      @CalDia04 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Medic XD

    • @Jaimebrumi
      @Jaimebrumi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pvt Fl4m3 your comment killed me since I imagined the guy going away with the bhop XD

    • @heygun-haygen7837
      @heygun-haygen7837 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cookiemaster & Co. that just made my day

    • @heygun-haygen7837
      @heygun-haygen7837 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IMMUNITY. Tell me you're joking

  • @HexBug880
    @HexBug880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    GlaDOS: watching through cameras
    Chell: riding the camera to clip through a wall and skip the whole level

  • @rosycashew2
    @rosycashew2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Achievement : don’t enter the blue portal
    Fnnzy: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you!

  • @ma-ta6139
    @ma-ta6139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2617

    Imagine getting a new human for testing and she starts running at the speed of light,flying and climbing walls with just a radio and going trough walls

    • @alejoplaya2487
      @alejoplaya2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I'll shit bricks

    • @miiirky1904
      @miiirky1904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That would be the premise of Portal 3

    • @agustindominguez1260
      @agustindominguez1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      GLADoS is like:. °-°

    • @RexMods
      @RexMods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'd like a refund please

    • @catboyInWebs
      @catboyInWebs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *beep* yeah, my human has a problem, i would wan-
      Sir, it's impossible, to get a human with problems, the-
      My human is flying, with, a, radio.
      O- so what human will you pick as a refund?

  • @crimesarereal
    @crimesarereal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    Glados: I am sorry to say this level is imp-
    Chell: *yeets into the elevator with the help of THE RADIO*

    • @venb
      @venb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The yeet part makes me laugh lol

    • @GSFigure
      @GSFigure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is really all she is doing: _YEET YEET YEET RADIO YEET RADIO YEET RADIO YEET YEET YEET _*_B-B-B-BOOM_*

    • @RikaShinePY
      @RikaShinePY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @mighty_hour6597
      @mighty_hour6597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That radio lol🤣🤣

    • @1manApocalypse_CP
      @1manApocalypse_CP 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The yeet part makes me cringe.

  • @johnathaneilers5761
    @johnathaneilers5761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:45
    "Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamber lock-"
    *launches across the room to the elevator*

  • @somedubmetakeshi7960
    @somedubmetakeshi7960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The combine isn’t going through the borealis to find the portal device, they want the radios.

  • @StellarGryphon
    @StellarGryphon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2409

    "We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one."
    *REPEATEDLY BASHES CLIPBOARD INTO RADIO*

    • @davidsprouse1697
      @davidsprouse1697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TheGamerJavi no youre not

    • @buzztii4857
      @buzztii4857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +David Sprouse Maybe he actually was dying

    • @Pyroc1astic
      @Pyroc1astic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Sprouse its an expression smart ass

    • @davidsprouse1697
      @davidsprouse1697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      NAW REALLY?

    • @queltanis93
      @queltanis93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +David Sprouse Pretty sure your mother would be ecstatic to discover you are alive as she's been living in a hotel since 2007 believing she only bore 2 children.
      +TheGamerJavi Wait Hold up, tell me more about what its like on the other side. is the Wi-Fi unlimited bandwidth? What's the up/down speed? is it 1 service per person or do you have to share with others? if so do you get to choose? What are the specs on your rig? These are things we need to know. The plebian clearly isn't worth the time. This Is a major breakthrough. Last question. Did the ads make it into Zion??

  • @ZaWarubro
    @ZaWarubro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    *takes the turret hostage while going 100mph*
    *turret develops one emotion. that emotion being fear*

    • @billcipher147
      @billcipher147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Even Speedwagon is impressed.

    • @dndryan
      @dndryan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *thats dio*

    • @dankgirl4683
      @dankgirl4683 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dylan Ryan ayyyy tavros

    • @natalie964
      @natalie964 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Za Warubro what time does this happen

    • @ZaWarubro
      @ZaWarubro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Natalie /: 13 minute mark

  • @itsraventm
    @itsraventm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "haha this should be fun to watch"
    1:06
    *"...oh"*

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    4:23 "...this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it."
    _Completes the level in 6 seconds_

  • @dr.zespert
    @dr.zespert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3194

    When the vid started I thought he was just goofing around and then he grabbed the radio and jammed the door. HE WASN'T DESTROYING EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE WAS BORED, *HE WAS A BEAST* PREPARING FOR A SLAUGHTER.

    • @darrintriplett5126
      @darrintriplett5126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      PeachMuffins Ikr I thought he was goofing around and then saw that.

    • @Benwill32
      @Benwill32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      PeachMuffins I had the exact same reaction, he just looked like he was fucking around with the clip board and radio, then the portal opened...

    • @suicidal.session
      @suicidal.session 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_then the portal opened_*

    • @MfingChristonya
      @MfingChristonya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      When I saw how violently he was beating the radio with the clip board... I knew some thing was going to happen.

    • @BlueJayTGaming
      @BlueJayTGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PeachMuffins I know right I thought the same thing xD

  • @devicintron7837
    @devicintron7837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18451

    As soon as I saw the runner throw the radio at the door which stopped it from closing, I knew this was some next level stuff.

    • @hulem98
      @hulem98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Meing Cintron unfortunately that wasn't his best shot :v

    • @devicintron7837
      @devicintron7837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Liêm Nguyễn Hữu Wasn't his best shot... Hmm, anyone else more accurate then?

    • @hulem98
      @hulem98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Meing Cintron lol... I meant his 2nd throw look way more anweasome!

    • @devicintron7837
      @devicintron7837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Liêm Nguyễn Hữu Oh, I should've realized that. Well yes I agree with you on that.

    • @haysee25
      @haysee25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Meing Cintron the moment the clipboard clipped through the window I realized the people playing are magic

  • @snowballskies5857
    @snowballskies5857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Moral of the story: dont give speedrunners physics objects they will find a way to fling themselves into the stratosphere and right into the last area of the game

  • @cryojudgement2376
    @cryojudgement2376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Imagine being GLADOS and you expect this girl to go through the tests just like the others or maybe even better and she just starts bending the laws of time, space and physics with a single radio.

  • @scottplshelp8095
    @scottplshelp8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4275

    GladOs: "Be sure to attend the technology safety seminar."
    *Climbs a 70 foot wall with a clock radio*.

    • @ArcticDruid5
      @ArcticDruid5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      *And clips through the walls like nothing*

    • @krasistefanovlol
      @krasistefanovlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So the portals are 70 feet

    • @ingsocofficial2464
      @ingsocofficial2464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *continues to climb a 20 ft wall with a jug of water*

    • @ultimategotea
      @ultimategotea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GLaDOS

    • @scottplshelp8095
      @scottplshelp8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pretty sure they had the same discussion in the writer's room you're having with me right now, but good catch.

  • @battiez7346
    @battiez7346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    "come over"
    "but i can only make 1 more portal"
    "my parents arent home"
    4:52

    • @tax223
      @tax223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BattIez lmao

    • @Dcoy177
      @Dcoy177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BattIez lmao as soos as i read your comment i happened to be at 4:50

    • @kevinpodborny9953
      @kevinpodborny9953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 😂

    • @MaxDarKiss
      @MaxDarKiss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BattIez LMAO XDDDD

  • @pentagonyx
    @pentagonyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like *Goodbye.* and you were like *"no way"*?"
    no.
    that-
    that never happened

  • @tonyx7295
    @tonyx7295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just imagine GLaDOS quickly switching through all the cameras while Chell just flies through everything.

  • @diegol.g.9885
    @diegol.g.9885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2403

    Video content percentage:
    99% waiting in a lift
    1% jumping at speed of light over radios

    • @justlenny3458
      @justlenny3458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Diego L.G. Ioool

    • @jcshark7023
      @jcshark7023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Diego L.G.
      The speed of light is eay faster thsn this.

    • @Stuttful
      @Stuttful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      JC Shark literarydevices.net/hyperbole/

    • @yooyyuyuy
      @yooyyuyuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stutter W

    • @diegol.g.9885
      @diegol.g.9885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stutter lolaso

  • @menathemean3613
    @menathemean3613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    Glados: this level is impos-
    Subject: *moonwalks into elevator*

    • @ccotunai
      @ccotunai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She didn't even get to finish mentioning that it was impossible xD

    • @menathemean3613
      @menathemean3613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ethan Johnson because the speedrunner is moving backwards into the elevator
      Can be illustrated as a moonwalk, didn’t have to explain that?

    • @menathemean3613
      @menathemean3613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ethan Johnson I’m saying he looks like he’s moonwalking, smh, you ruined the joke.

    • @sewaddleverse9357
      @sewaddleverse9357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GLaDOS: Burns her own cores out of frustration.

    • @menathemean3613
      @menathemean3613 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that’s how he beat the game

  • @MichaelParktheFirst
    @MichaelParktheFirst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The radio throw at 9:13 is possibly the most impressive thing I've ever seen anyone do in a video game

  • @la_tounsia.
    @la_tounsia. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    glados: take care of companion cube
    this guy: *evil hulk noises*

  • @doughbun5835
    @doughbun5835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3103

    Glados: i will have to inform you that this room is impo-
    Subject:*already in elevator*

  • @gillerz
    @gillerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

    This is how you're grandparents say they got to school

    • @fantasiaisdying2351
      @fantasiaisdying2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kinda underrated

    • @johndough6225
      @johndough6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@douganderson7002 yore* actually

    • @catboyInWebs
      @catboyInWebs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      S. vs y'u actually, smh my head people these days

    • @izzy_ondomink
      @izzy_ondomink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see this comment on every speedrun I watch

    • @jevilstail
      @jevilstail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How you are grandparents

  • @akapesic213
    @akapesic213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    GLaDOS: *Ready for an ultimate boss battle to defeat chell*
    Fnzzy: *Beat her in less than 15 seconds with the use of a chair*

  • @mikekabbabe4314
    @mikekabbabe4314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "This next test could take a very, very long time"
    them: *speedrunner go brrrrrrrrrrr*

  • @MrMattogreen25
    @MrMattogreen25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    Valve pls nerf radio

    • @butteredpie5666
      @butteredpie5666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Matt Britton portal gun removed because it was too confusing for new players since they use the radio more than it

    • @nonbinaryfortnite
      @nonbinaryfortnite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt Britton nice pfp

    • @luckyblockstudio9132
      @luckyblockstudio9132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DONT NERF RADIO PLZ. I

    • @mennit4959
      @mennit4959 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your mom

  • @OmegaPlum
    @OmegaPlum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "Welcome to the final test. When you are done-"
    *phases through time and space*

    • @dopplerfox
      @dopplerfox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omega Plum - Hysterical!

  • @pentagonyx
    @pentagonyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Mom: "Clean your room! We have guests!"
    Me: 13:43

  • @dvino01
    @dvino01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Game: Press Z to go foward
    Fnzzy: STARTS BACKWARDS BUNNYHOP INTENSIFIES

    • @normalminecraftgamer1643
      @normalminecraftgamer1643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dvinho Dash I’m sorry, did you say “Press Z to go forward” w is the normal key

    • @dvino01
      @dvino01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@normalminecraftgamer1643 its on game

    • @jafshrimp7322
      @jafshrimp7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      jahuuujahuujajajajajajahuuuuu

    • @Flipoutpk2015
      @Flipoutpk2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s azerty format

    • @hmvocaloid7360
      @hmvocaloid7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've tried Accelerated Back hop in Portal and it doesn't get up to speed that fast, I'm confused how they do it. It slowly builds up on speed for me

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    *me:* takes like 2 hours to complete game normally
    *segmented speedrun:* _completed the game in under 14 minutes with 15 portals and throwing a fucking radio around._

    • @insurancescam9489
      @insurancescam9489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Evie Infinite I beat the game in 50 minutes and this makes me look like I beat it in 5 hours

    • @eco4458
      @eco4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@insurancescam9489 45 for me

    • @GSFigure
      @GSFigure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I beat the game using the console commands, and I use noclip to do all the stuff faster than anyone else.

    • @silentslayer9204
      @silentslayer9204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Hunter-mj8qg
      @Hunter-mj8qg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Evie infinite if you think 2 hours is long it took me 1 1/2 years to beat it

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen7027
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen7027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5975

    Imagine watching the camera feed, your test subject wakes up and immediately starts beating the shit out of their radio with a clipboard

    • @bishop8958
      @bishop8958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      i think seeing them literally vault *Through* a solid wall would be more unusual

    • @alannablankenship7860
      @alannablankenship7860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen I would give them a gold medal

    • @everythingisscience658
      @everythingisscience658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and them using cameras to literally fly across rooms and occasional teleporting from one to another

    • @angplays2568
      @angplays2568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Imagine seeing them LITERALLY fly through the walls

    • @tdthedestroyer1232
      @tdthedestroyer1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

  • @marcelsyt
    @marcelsyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Now that you are in possession of both portals, this next test could take a very, very long time"
    *Already in the elevator*

  • @BMZ1004
    @BMZ1004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *glados sees him running backwards* Glados: oh we got one of THOSE test subects

  • @inviikai2694
    @inviikai2694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    Chell: *grabs any item*
    Also Chell: "Is this a jetpack?"

    • @RikaShinePY
      @RikaShinePY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cant xD

    • @inviikai2694
      @inviikai2694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RikaShinePY I see you are also a wolf of culture

    • @blueefacejunior7725
      @blueefacejunior7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grayson Groth bruv moments

    • @RikaShinePY
      @RikaShinePY 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@inviikai2694 *confused screaming*

    • @doubletherapyyy
      @doubletherapyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Source engine*

  • @doctorq.9942
    @doctorq.9942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    *Lessons we learned:*
    1) Portals are crap.
    2) Radios are the most advanced technology in the world.
    3) Cameras really *ARE* vital testing apparatus to speed runners.
    4) Walking backwards and jumping makes you unbound by gravity.
    5) Walls don't work.

    • @karmenkeyes5748
      @karmenkeyes5748 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yess

    • @Optimusskyler
      @Optimusskyler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      6) Anyone can become Sonic the Hedgehog by simply... jumping backwards?
      Wait, didn't Mario do that in Super Mario 64? The BLJs?
      Im sensing a pattern here...

    • @DinoBoiRex
      @DinoBoiRex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is a great lesson.

    • @bladeandkeeperyt
      @bladeandkeeperyt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doctor Q. Yes

    • @ApertureLabs
      @ApertureLabs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds about right.

  • @Leon_4202
    @Leon_4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    „Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out“

  • @omlettemiser
    @omlettemiser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:43 alright now everybody in everybody in
    14:00 Glados literally having a stroke

  • @aer2856
    @aer2856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1517

    Glados: This test is not possible.
    Player: *Uno reverse card*

  • @maxrjs185
    @maxrjs185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2196

    be carefull with the companion cube,
    *contineus to fly with over 100mph smashing the cube into every srurface that is there*

    • @dopplerfox
      @dopplerfox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      maxinator schifflers - Best, B E S T!

    • @battiez7346
      @battiez7346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lmao crying rn

    • @FenixoLaFen
      @FenixoLaFen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im dying xD

    • @not-an-artistartist
      @not-an-artistartist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maxinator schifflers save me

    • @legoivan44321
      @legoivan44321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Continues to launch companion cube into energy ball and throws into incinerator.

  • @trevorwinton3378
    @trevorwinton3378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me: "You can't glitch through an entire game just by goofing around with a radio and going backwards"
    Fnzzy: "HOLD MY PORTAL GUN."

  • @KeyanHittinP
    @KeyanHittinP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Turret: "shooting"
    Fnzzy: ridin up turret
    12:19

  • @mafraldinha25
    @mafraldinha25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    Everyone: Companion Cube
    This guy: C O M P A N I O N R A D I O

    • @fizzy4708
      @fizzy4708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh Moment: The Channel bruh nice username

    • @sometimes3300
      @sometimes3300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      T U R R E T J U M P

    • @ooofisbored
      @ooofisbored 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh Moment: The Channel *bruh moment*

    • @balls7924
      @balls7924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thousandth like, your welcome.

    • @mafraldinha25
      @mafraldinha25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      moot your donation has been appreciated, kind sir 🙇🏻‍♀️👏🏻

  • @mysticlasryn
    @mysticlasryn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1789

    “This will take a very, very, very, long time.”
    Chell: observe

    • @GSFigure
      @GSFigure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Also chell: *YEET YEET RADIO YEET*

    • @oasif2227
      @oasif2227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      chell: observe some radio flying

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Radio: starts playing Nyan cat

    • @user-ss2dn7bg6k
      @user-ss2dn7bg6k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Portallllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • @soapp9559
      @soapp9559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      also chell:sonic got nothing on me

  • @bstewart8891
    @bstewart8891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “This next test could take a very very long time”
    *Elevator doors shut*

  • @prodxit
    @prodxit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:59 be like:
    GLaDOS: Spectacular! You seem to understand how portals-
    Fnzzy: Portals? crouching is badass!

  • @aaaaaghhhhhhh
    @aaaaaghhhhhhh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10642

    not knowing about portal speedrun tactics, in the beginning i thought he was just really angry at the radio

    • @schemeless8554
      @schemeless8554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      I thought the radio was also a toaster

    • @schemeless8554
      @schemeless8554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Don't ask why

    • @urfork1
      @urfork1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      I was wondering what he planned to do, but now I know we should worship that radio

    • @codymartinez5487
      @codymartinez5487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ahahahahaha

    • @phillipbennett6033
      @phillipbennett6033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I thought he was trying to promote sex

  • @l9m241
    @l9m241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    There's honestly radio hidden in all the levels.
    Jesus, I never noticed.

    • @aaroo9554
      @aaroo9554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Littleman9Mew2 They werent always there, depends when u last played portal 1

    • @nathanl5856
      @nathanl5856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      They were only in some of the levels when Portal was first released. However just before Portal 2 was announced a patch from steam added a radio to all the levels that didn't already have one. This was for a special secret promotion.
      If you notice in this video, when a radio is moved to a certain spot, the music from the radio changes to what sounds like an old dial up modem. These are actually SSTV signals, which was an old form of sending images via phone. Each radio in each level had a trigger spot and most had a unique SSTV image, while a few had some morse code messages.
      These images lead to one code that lead to another which culminated in a user name and password, and a phone number that was hooked to an old dial up modem. This was in 2010, well beyond dial up era. If someone used their own dial up modem, with BBS software running and connected with this other modem they would find themselves connected to a BBS network. Entering the username and password would result in a data dump of concept art and other images from Portal 2, as well as a count down bar.
      This Easter egg type patch was released on March 1st, 2010, but Portal 2 wasn't officially announced until March 5th. By the time the official announcement had been made, the gaming community had already cracked this first set of clues and puzzles. However the official announcement had it's own set of hidden codes that would reveal new things on the BBS network.
      These kind of hidden puzzles continued for a few moths leading up to the release of Portal 2. If you want to read more, he's a link. half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_ARG

    • @neetlikereallyneet9103
      @neetlikereallyneet9103 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Nathan L You Lost Me At Portal.

    • @slappymouse
      @slappymouse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try again, you can do this :)

    • @DevWolf59
      @DevWolf59 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Littleman9Mew2 there's even an achievement for going to the secret spots in each level with the radios

  • @glados6107
    @glados6107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aperture would like to congratulate you on being one of the best test subjects. As a reward, you get to have a 10 second break in the staff room.

  • @kouieta
    @kouieta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    me: please be quiet i have work to do
    my mom in the kitchen: 9:30

  • @thenecroinniceclothes5019
    @thenecroinniceclothes5019 7 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    12:19
    "Are you still there?"
    At this point, that is a *very* valid question.

    • @deletedchannel3293
      @deletedchannel3293 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha yes

    • @aeronark4196
      @aeronark4196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Necro in Nice Clothes Nice one :D

    • @Ellisepha
      @Ellisepha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      glados' lines make way more sense if you work like that^^

    • @andromeda54612
      @andromeda54612 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol XD

  • @shio5848
    @shio5848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2233

    Normal speedruns: ok so im just gonna clip through this wall and carefully navigate through the out of bounds area so i dont have to start over
    Portal speedruns: PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I WARP THROUGH ALL 14 DIMENSIONS WITH A RADIO AND BEND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

    • @onefortysix6955
      @onefortysix6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this a commander keen reference

    • @bigboybonnor
      @bigboybonnor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      thats just portal in general

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There’s no “excuse me”. It’s just * warps through the universe * GLaDOS

    • @closetclockyoutube
      @closetclockyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the names on the bottem left were changing what does that mean please tell me

    • @heromp4
      @heromp4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@closetclockyoutube this is a segmented run, multiple people did this and they merged the best clips together

  • @kmp1294
    @kmp1294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:03
    Chell: literally super jumps

    • @kmp1294
      @kmp1294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I liked my own comment

    • @anastasiaschreider1189
      @anastasiaschreider1189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its a glitch in portal when u stuck in a edge you get so fast momentum so you can literally jump to the moon

    • @paradino
      @paradino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anastasiaschreider1189 nope, its actually cameras being shit

  • @tubeman1409
    @tubeman1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:40 my mans just hopped over 3 levels in 3 seconds

  • @Ctr1A1tDe1Eat
    @Ctr1A1tDe1Eat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    "This portal gun is the most impressive technology ever produced by Aperture Science."
    Clock Radio: "Hold my beer."

  • @barbedblinga421
    @barbedblinga421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2607

    GlaDOS: Greeting Chell as she just woke up
    Chell: *aggressively beating a clipboard so hard, it clips through a wall*
    Edit: grammatical error.

    • @meatius15
      @meatius15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      that's what I call a CLIPboard

    • @barbedblinga421
      @barbedblinga421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@meatius15 Holy shit, how did I miss this

    • @meatius15
      @meatius15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@barbedblinga421 you got to think puns

    • @kenjiotake
      @kenjiotake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I like to think she beat it so hard she bent the fabric of reality so much that the clipboard warped into the other side of the wall.

    • @meatius15
      @meatius15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kenjiotake I like that thought

  • @haydenmitchell9260
    @haydenmitchell9260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you guys are absolute legends, the sheer insanity of this video got me into speedrunning in the first place

  • @Milkyway-ex3np
    @Milkyway-ex3np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    GLaDoS: sets turrets to kill the player
    Jukspa: You fool...

  • @skyte6405
    @skyte6405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    Me at the beginning of the vid: Oh hes just going to be really efficient with his portal placement.
    *gets out of beginning glass box*
    Me: OH HOLY SHIT

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      M1XED_ RY4N Me: OMG HE'S HACKING

    • @skyte6405
      @skyte6405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      lol, the radio throw is what really caught me off guard

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Im like wtf

    • @blackowlgamer5078
      @blackowlgamer5078 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      M1XED_ RY4N me too I was like:dfq us he doing, (throw radio at door) HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

    • @ChrellMax
      @ChrellMax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      M1XED_ RY4N me too bro I was like what the fuck is he doing?

  • @lamjoe529
    @lamjoe529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1909

    What this video contains:
    1% intro
    5% bunny hopping through the tests
    94% elevator

    • @jumpiko4553
      @jumpiko4553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lamJoe Joe oh don’t forget 5% bunny hopping through the test (using scripts)

    • @k4kes
      @k4kes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it is only 84% Elevator because there is roughly 10% bug using as well. And it is in fact interessting what people find out, but when i saw the clickbait Title i actually thought someone did Portal legit with 15 Portals, which he didnt. Still interesting, but not really impressiv

    • @adamkoontz5447
      @adamkoontz5447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@k4kes can u do it?

    • @k4kes
      @k4kes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adamkoontz5447 Finish Portal the legit way with 15 portals? No.. no one can

    • @schmiffy1940
      @schmiffy1940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your math blows my mind

  • @sirClogg
    @sirClogg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    how is he moving through levels and throwing things with this precision?! Juggling the cores flying around the levels backwards.. how much time must a human spend perfecting something like this?

    • @tortiboy142
      @tortiboy142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes

    • @savageraccoon787
      @savageraccoon787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its different people spliced together if you look at the bottom left of the screen. So they don't have to do everything.

  • @dwarght212
    @dwarght212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hearing glados try to convince the player to come back while this man is absolutely SPEEDING thru is sending me honestly

  • @ZipperOfficial
    @ZipperOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    Guys I blinked, what happened?

    • @zazzpzazz
      @zazzpzazz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Blue 15 minutes and an amazing speedrun passed. that and a bunch of salty comments.

    • @OGEdger
      @OGEdger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Blue You blinked for _15 minutes?!_ XD

    • @zazzpzazz
      @zazzpzazz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Big Smoke ill have 2 number 9s please

    • @coolcool9634
      @coolcool9634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _Zazz_ what about a number 9 large?

    • @zazzpzazz
      @zazzpzazz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cool Cool that too. but I'm truly only in it for the number 6 with extra dip

  • @redmacbeth5198
    @redmacbeth5198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4326

    Yknow it’s a speed run, when teleporting is too slow.

    • @elmerbarrera1511
      @elmerbarrera1511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      red macbeth you don’t understand how much I loved that phrase

    • @moya_2392
      @moya_2392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah, having the ability to teleport actually makes the run insanely faster.
      Yes I’m aware this comment was a joke.

    • @matrixarsmusicworkshop561
      @matrixarsmusicworkshop561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eddiemate r/woosh. Why? Because cmon dont be patheric with that second sentence. Some idiots are always gonna woosh

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Mateusz Franiczek
      r/ihavereddit. Why? Because you felt the need to link to a subreddit when we're not even on reddit just because you feel joy in pointing out people don’t go along with jokes.

  • @LazoPazo
    @LazoPazo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pause before glados opens the first portal was beautiful

  • @kenjiotake
    @kenjiotake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I literally blinked at the start of a level and when my eyes opened we were at the exit elevator.

  • @IAmPoop
    @IAmPoop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2011

    *Grabs radio*
    "Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move"
    *Throws it into door*

    • @vlusky_husky
      @vlusky_husky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Underrated af

    • @antaress9302
      @antaress9302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ami pro tumi bro

    • @kelvinbowser6629
      @kelvinbowser6629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s fucking insane

    • @pamziaw
      @pamziaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was likeWTF just happened?!?!?

    • @SkyGameZZZZ
      @SkyGameZZZZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      StarzyLA HvH then it made the code noises from the portal 2 radio in that one test chanber

  • @anoobis117
    @anoobis117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +624

  • @Unclesamsonite_
    @Unclesamsonite_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These speed runs are the most satisfying and interesting speed runs

  • @chriswinkler284
    @chriswinkler284 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never had this unfortunately, but I've heard nothing but positive things/reviews about it. I really liked all the robotic voices involved as well. Thanks for the upload. Excellent run =)