Steak LEGEND Reacts to Asmongold's $2 Steak

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  • Steak Legend Guga Foods critiques Asmongold's $2 Steak
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  • @guga
    @guga 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23755

    Brother let’s cook a steak together!

    • @arsenal548
      @arsenal548 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1040

      Love your videos Guga! Asmon eating a guga steak would be life changing for him

    • @Anobrax
      @Anobrax 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

      Another video where you cook it and try it. gogo

    • @waninoko87
      @waninoko87 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

      It’s happening!!

    • @theunbreakableronin1076
      @theunbreakableronin1076 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +203

      COLLAB

    • @godie3418
      @godie3418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

      YES YES YES!!!!!!

  • @yourapunk2165
    @yourapunk2165 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2503

    For as cheap of a steak as it is, it isn't bad. I cooked it for my wife and now I'm divorced so this steak saved my life

    • @onizukapls1488
      @onizukapls1488 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

      That steak didnt cost you 2$, it costed you half of your networth.

    • @hobblesofkarth3943
      @hobblesofkarth3943 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      laughed so hard it took me awhile to hit the thumbs up

    • @jonathyngarcia2013
      @jonathyngarcia2013 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      You earned my soft exhale from my nostrils

    • @yourapunk2165
      @yourapunk2165 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @jonathyngarcia2013 glad I could help lol. Didn't realize how much this blew up til now.

    • @yourapunk2165
      @yourapunk2165 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@onizukapls1488 half of zero is what

  • @ericksonureta8291
    @ericksonureta8291 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +303

    "Put it in the refrigerator "
    "I can't, becuase the garbage can is full"
    This man lives in a completely different world than most of us

    • @Pacifica_909
      @Pacifica_909 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yet he seems to be more liberated

    • @AFallingFlamingo
      @AFallingFlamingo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Pacifica_909 Do not get caught in the parasocial trap. You are watching *entertainment.*
      Asmon on Twitch is a curated persona.

    • @Kratos-eg7ez
      @Kratos-eg7ez หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@Pacifica_909 if you couldn't care less about societys norms, then of course you're going to feel liberated. Now, I think having moldy food in the fridge, dead rats in the house, and dirty dishes in the sink is kinda nasty but it's his house he can do what he wants. If he's happy, good deal, it's not like I'm ever going to go to his house.

    • @RedFlyer350
      @RedFlyer350 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Kratos-eg7ez dont enable the man lol

    • @tianachidester1566
      @tianachidester1566 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's him thinking ahead ... he's too smart

  • @Scouse_Wayne
    @Scouse_Wayne 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Asmon : "I'm the only one who's not crazy"
    Also Asmon : "I have 20 frying pans"

  • @HeavyMetalfps
    @HeavyMetalfps 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3314

    I want a Asmon & Guga collab, that would be the best thing since steak even got invented

    • @aether1069
      @aether1069 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      I might pay to see that... c'mon Asmon, reach out to Guga! 😉👍

    • @QuasselQuokka
      @QuasselQuokka 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      imagine asmon eating a Guga Steak - he would change forever

    • @refugeehugsforfree4151
      @refugeehugsforfree4151 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I doubt he Would lol....@@aether1069

    • @canadianeh4792
      @canadianeh4792 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Or Joshua Weissman. Aren't they all in Austin?

    • @DiZh0
      @DiZh0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      100% this, let Guga make him a cheap and easy steak he can make daily
      and let Guga make the best steak he can for him, to open his eyes to what it could be

  • @northwestclasspnw7974
    @northwestclasspnw7974 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +706

    I love that Asmon spoke about "why be happy one day when you can be happy every day" and then IMMEDIATELY talked about indulgence and sin lmfao

    • @firulais6735
      @firulais6735 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Because you can be happy with the small things

    • @TruthLivesforever-il6dj
      @TruthLivesforever-il6dj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Resetting tolerance is thr best and it's saves money

    • @BojackHorseman-cq3kc
      @BojackHorseman-cq3kc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's ironic about that bit, he shows off with 2 sins of his own, Pride and Sloth.

    • @memenazi7078
      @memenazi7078 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@BojackHorseman-cq3kcit’s only human to comit a sin!

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +444

    Asmon: “I don’t treat myself”
    Also Asmon two minutes before: *“I bought a box of 40 ice cream sandwiches”*

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      He meant those weren't rewards for anything he just bought them because he wanted them. people who use food as a reward and kind of have this weird relationship where they refrain from eating junk then end up gorging are all overweight.
      It takes me a whole day to eat a bag of candy. so when I say I eat it whenever I want it actually ends up being less food in general

    • @RavenMobile
      @RavenMobile 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It's only a treat if you don't have it all the time, otherwise it's just a staple food.
      Someone who has pizza once per year, it's a treat. For Asmon, it's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

    • @tomservo75
      @tomservo75 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If ice cream sandwiches are an expensive luxury, you really need to get a better job and balance your checkbook better.

    • @osososd
      @osososd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@jamescheddar4896cool story bruh

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@osososd why are you fishing for my attention and where are your parents?

  • @Sieryx
    @Sieryx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    "one hot potato is bad enough, that's why they made a game about it."
    Take notes... A historical quote was just created.

    • @Thisguy2532
      @Thisguy2532 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I laughed at that one bro 😂

  • @Warfiend
    @Warfiend 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2097

    The amount of content Asmon has gotten for this $2 steak is unprecedented

    • @NathanJ666
      @NathanJ666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      He can't keep getting away with this!

    • @OrlandoOrtiz570
      @OrlandoOrtiz570 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      No $2 steak has turned over a higher profit

    • @artysan9945
      @artysan9945 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      And a four dollar Wischertshire.

    • @namelessanomaly3946
      @namelessanomaly3946 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@NathanJ666 At least Asmon gives us a seminar every video instead of just reacting to shit without saying anything lol

    • @Wulfar92
      @Wulfar92 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      1.2 million views insane lol dudes a genius

  • @zephyrus7258
    @zephyrus7258 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1258

    I can't believe how much this steak has made. Most famous steak on the internet

    • @quickstep2408
      @quickstep2408 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      $2 steaks making people money for just reactions. thank asmon for that

    • @batialexis9339
      @batialexis9339 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I can't belive guga reacted to this, amazing.

    • @handsinthefire
      @handsinthefire 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      it is a bit crazy isn't it. This steak is about to be more famous than Ramsey.

    • @JohnGAndino
      @JohnGAndino 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Let's just think how much money this steak made with all of the reactions on different channels, mindblowing

    • @charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660
      @charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Grenades won the roll on perditions blade

  • @sjnix7044
    @sjnix7044 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    That steak is so thin it was medium rare before it hit the pan.

    • @johnhighway7399
      @johnhighway7399 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Just wanted to let you know that this comment nearly killed me. Never drinking hot tea while scrolling down Asmongold's comment section ever again

  • @michaelsilvers1260
    @michaelsilvers1260 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I absolutely lost my mind when Asmon said "What do you mean? It comes from the refrigerator. The fridge doesn't go to sleep and stop reirrigating the meat."

  • @daranae
    @daranae 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +713

    I want to see Guga cook a killer wagyu for Asmon just to have him go "yeah dude it's not bad but it needs some lemon pepper"

    • @kwerby3285
      @kwerby3285 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Asmon would have him cook it well done

    • @omlo9093
      @omlo9093 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Asmongrill

    • @kevindownes9474
      @kevindownes9474 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@kwerby3285 wagyu is fine to cook well done it's got enough fat its basically bacon

    • @tmarritt
      @tmarritt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@kevindownes9474medium, but yeah more well done than a normal steak you need time for that fat to render

    • @Marrasrofl
      @Marrasrofl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I wanna see Guga eating Asmons steak!

  • @leonidasM
    @leonidasM 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1598

    Bro the amount of content people can get out of this single video is incredible, Zack is making gold

    • @raphaelsouza5302
      @raphaelsouza5302 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      That's sounds crazy, but maybe he should make more cook videos. 😂

    • @SoneGurke
      @SoneGurke 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@raphaelsouza5302 no so crazy, he mentioned this himself after the $2 pizza one

    • @Totsy30
      @Totsy30 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Why make wine from water when you can make gold from $2 steaks

    • @Naeidea
      @Naeidea 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      A video about a $2 steak and a potato.
      Then a video savaging it.
      Then a video reflecting on the savaging video.
      And its all content i enjoy, don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

    • @boomknight1015
      @boomknight1015 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Asmand puts out an ungodly amount of content. I'm always shocked how he has the energy to give actually go insight and commentary on most of the reaction content.

  • @gilgabro420
    @gilgabro420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    asmongold is one of those guys who will life till 100 and baffle nutritional science for decades.

    • @videostash413
      @videostash413 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      he had his teeth replaced, tells you how unhealthy he is

    • @gilgabro420
      @gilgabro420 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@videostash413 well yes it's just that my grandfather is a chain smoker and he is still going strong at 103. Never had cancer a bad injury or organ replacement. He only takes walks every day and cooks for himself now that my grandma is gone. The food that he cooks isn't even that healthy. he puts so much fat and salt in stuff for no reason. Point being luck is a huge factor. Probably doesn't better his chances though. :,D

    • @majormorgami
      @majormorgami หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@gilgabro420 Probably not, based on his mom, his genetics aren't indicative of someone who will have an abnormally long lifespan.

  • @Jac0bIAm
    @Jac0bIAm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    This video deserves some sort of award. I do not remember laughing so hard at a video in months or even years 😂😂 .
    "But the garbage is full" "I can only smell dead animals"

    • @dragonherald
      @dragonherald 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Watching other stuff of his and his reasonableness in other areas I know this sort of stuff is just a gamer bit, but goddamn he sells it really fucking well... probably because it wasn't always a bit, but holy fuck he sells it well.

    • @chessophiler
      @chessophiler 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, Asmon has the gamer life satire down perfect. Funniest react vid ever.@@dragonherald

    • @waderich9904
      @waderich9904 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “It’s not like the refrigerator goes to sleep” yeah I also laughed out loud at this video. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1836

    Love how Asmon can take the jokes and goes along with the videos. Makes it even more enjoyable! Can't wait for the collab!

    • @rbu2136
      @rbu2136 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Lol this reminds me of John gravitate character in that movie where he gets alien powers. HIS BUDDY goes on radio every night and has a terribly dirty house then this lady shows up as his house cleaner. And changes his life.

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Laughing at yourself is the best medicine :D

    • @-_-naab-_-
      @-_-naab-_- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bro just seeing your name took me back 10 years

    • @denitosantino2688
      @denitosantino2688 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what jokes, they are obvis not joking

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@denitosantino2688 Oh man, you need to learn human behavior lol.

  • @red1387
    @red1387 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +783

    "I do not fear a man that cooks 1000 different steaks 1 time. I fear the man that cooks 1 steak 1000 times." - Kung Fu Steak Master

    • @nikcantsnipe
      @nikcantsnipe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      *who burns 1 steak 1000 times

    • @vazzaroth
      @vazzaroth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Mostly b/c he cooked it on a biohazard pan

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its 10000 times.

    • @iceychills4885
      @iceychills4885 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That quote is from Steak Lee

    • @thatsclassified6701
      @thatsclassified6701 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That would be one well done steak.

  • @Virtuscapes
    @Virtuscapes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Very much enjoying binge watching these new types of videos that are different from gaming. I love those too, but these are so naturally funny 😂

  • @Coulterculture
    @Coulterculture 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “What do you mean, it comes from the refrigerator” *eyebrow jump* love it

  • @hughesga1745
    @hughesga1745 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +460

    I almost spat my coffee out when Asmon said, "What do you mean it comes from the refrigerator" That was gold

    • @Nick-vd7cg
      @Nick-vd7cg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      honestly it wouldnt matter, the steak is so thin that it reaches room temp in like a second hahahaha

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lol I was laughing and I didn't know if he was serious or not.

    • @frimmbits
      @frimmbits 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😅

    • @zach8107
      @zach8107 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You could even say it was "Asmondgold"

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@zach8107 Oh God... where are the ushers to get this guy out of here :P lol

  • @mythoceanas8874
    @mythoceanas8874 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +888

    I grew up eating those 2$ steaks, and I can say they taste exactly how they look. Somewhere between soft homemade jerky and a old belt, but lemon pepper flavored.

    • @dontask3613
      @dontask3613 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah I can never eat that shit again, they literally taste like eating a boot

    • @dontask3613
      @dontask3613 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      They were so bad it convinced me I didn't like steak til my early 30s when I tried a filet mingon

    • @HappyHealthyWife
      @HappyHealthyWife 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Not so bad if you make a steak sandwich out if it.

    • @DefaultName-du3kr
      @DefaultName-du3kr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      My mom used to beat the shit out of these steaks to make them edible.

    • @TheAluvisify
      @TheAluvisify 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@dontask3613 Once you taste the good stuff, it's hard to come back down from that lol

  • @Rabbitfrom
    @Rabbitfrom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Im not informed enough to decide if it is intentional or accidental, but this guy is a comedy genius.

    • @videostash413
      @videostash413 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      same

    • @dutchthenightmonkey3457
      @dutchthenightmonkey3457 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I love that I see this as he explains why only blue and purple artificial flavors are unhealthy

  • @mattie.f00
    @mattie.f00 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I dont pat myself on the back..." opens folder of steak pics

  • @lilycadasunflo4014
    @lilycadasunflo4014 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +783

    They just don't know asmon's steak gives +25 strength and -5 intelligence.

    • @Nirkaz
      @Nirkaz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      And he eats it every day, so it stacks! 😮

    • @MasterJack2
      @MasterJack2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      perfect Barbarian gear

    • @chronosite
      @chronosite 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      but how long does the buff lasts tho?

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      By eating it and stacking it with dr. Pepper you can reach so far into the negatives you cause an integer overflow and go back to 17892801 intelligence

    • @youraverageguy8431
      @youraverageguy8431 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Isn't it the other way around

  • @propanda7
    @propanda7 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +362

    Guga should make a steak for Asmon while a Asmon makes a stake for Guga. Would be hilarious to watch

    • @username172
      @username172 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Thats some high stakes

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​​@@username172great joke, well done

    • @StarkEpiphany
      @StarkEpiphany 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I feel like Uncle Roger needs to be part of this.

    • @angeloramirez1249
      @angeloramirez1249 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And then Guga will kill Dracula.

    • @trstmeimadctr
      @trstmeimadctr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What did Guga do to you to deserve this treatment? lol

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I think Asmon is just terrified of washing dishes 😂

  • @pwnwin
    @pwnwin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Next video recommended by TH-cam:
    "Solving Laziness with Asmongold" by Dr.K.
    Poetic.

  • @lolitslupin
    @lolitslupin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    "one hot potato is bad enough, that's why they made a game out of it" that is an amazing line

  • @VWVDub
    @VWVDub 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +320

    The fact that this man is still mining content from the original video almost a year later is genius. Hats off to you my good sir.

    • @zironemegeaz
      @zironemegeaz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      the stake that never ends

    • @theloots
      @theloots 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      two weeks is years old?

    • @zironemegeaz
      @zironemegeaz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@theloots original video says 11 months ago search steak in his videos and you'll see the video that the people reviewing the video are referring too.

    • @MasudaOfKorriban
      @MasudaOfKorriban 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@thelootsget with the program already

    • @jordanalexander1592
      @jordanalexander1592 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Mining content" is a good, respectable thing? Lul

  • @jamesc8722
    @jamesc8722 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That picture…. The father, the son, the holy skillet.

  • @urielbecerra1050
    @urielbecerra1050 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    We can actually learn a lot about his analogy on ice cream sandwiches 😂. I love it

  • @ddii2786
    @ddii2786 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1072

    I sincerely hope one day, Gordon Ramsay will spare 30 minutes to react to Asmon's $2 steak. This will genuinely entertain me.

    • @Devilishlybenevolent
      @Devilishlybenevolent 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Sounds boring, you seen 10 ramsay video and you've seen them all

    • @Mr_Chode
      @Mr_Chode 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      ​@Devilishlybenevolent 10? Wtf man, usually it's; seen one seen them all. At least you gave him a fair shake with 10.

    • @Tyronom
      @Tyronom 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      he should cook it as well and eat :D

    • @colereed7411
      @colereed7411 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@Mr_Chode he has a good food and bad food reaction so 2. Maybe 3, he might rip this man's head off this is the worst cooking I've ever seen

    • @Pumpelche
      @Pumpelche 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @gordonramsay hear that!! :)

  • @ursusarctos5990
    @ursusarctos5990 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Asmongold: I eat ice cream sandwiches every single day because why not be happy everyday?
    Asmongold 1 minute later: Treating yourself is the path to gluttony, the path to sin, the path to indulgence. I don't treat myself.

    • @rociosilverroot2261
      @rociosilverroot2261 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He's a professional troll and he's so good at it.
      Also I was not aware thst blue and purple were at the root of all my health issues. Thanks Dr. Bald.

  • @Reverc666
    @Reverc666 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    that bottle of windex has never seen any use

  • @JW-452
    @JW-452 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i love the fact that in the last 2 months, he has changed his sauce to the expensive one.

  • @smokyguru3279
    @smokyguru3279 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +951

    TAKE THE OFFER. God, I watch these dudes just kill it on every vid. It’s like being offered to dine in Steak Valhalla.

    • @amarug
      @amarug 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Yeah. Even though I must admit I have already eaten more Wagyu than any half way reasonable human should, but still every week I watch Guga and wish I could try his food once...

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Would be hilarious to watch them make Asmon’s steak, but try to make it fancy without going over budget.

    • @thug-21
      @thug-21 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I've been subscribed to Guga since he started his channel both of them and I wish I could get him to make me a steak.

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Guga’s steaks are quite literally the food of the gods. That man has access to the most premium meat on the planet and he and his crew get to eat it on the regular, cooked to perfection. If Asmon doesn’t take this offer, he’s a madman.

    • @Akehiko_Urabaya
      @Akehiko_Urabaya 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@peytonalexander5300 If he does he's a madman, if he eats the best steak on the planet then anything else will be sub optimal

  • @brienevans7180
    @brienevans7180 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +504

    Either Asmongold is fantastic at maintaining character, or the man is really an absolutely savage.

    • @robertstimmel1100
      @robertstimmel1100 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      I would've said that he's playing a character until I watched his house tour

    • @brienevans7180
      @brienevans7180 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same....dude needs some serious help@@robertstimmel1100

    • @AngelosRitter
      @AngelosRitter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      both, he is both

    • @codycox2465
      @codycox2465 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I need to see Asmon and Chael Sonnen crossover.

    • @notlisztening9821
      @notlisztening9821 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      It has to he an act. No way does someone so unhinged really exist.

  • @Elephant_Juice74
    @Elephant_Juice74 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A reaction video to a reaction video of one of your videos?!? This is gold!

  • @senjutsusage2654
    @senjutsusage2654 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When he picked up the Dr. Pepper and Pepsi box I nearly died laughing. This guy is funny without trying.

  • @azpont7275
    @azpont7275 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    Asmon is on his way of becoming Nurgle's Chosen.
    I just can't unhear it. Like almost every word fits perfectly.
    "I can't smell anything. The only thing I can smell is dead animals"

    • @GSWAR100
      @GSWAR100 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Ah yes. The lovely gifts from papa Nurgle.

    • @albertonavarro8904
      @albertonavarro8904 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      "Everyone in the world is crazy, but me"

  • @Griimory
    @Griimory 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +263

    As another person who grew up poor, I basically lived off the steaks that Asmon did. Really thin cheap steaks and as long as they were cooked well, they were pretty good. Within the last few months I went with some friends to an extremely expensive restaurant with $100 steaks and ordered - medium rare, and for me it was good steak, but at the price and how much you actually got, I didn't see the big deal of how expensive it was for 1 steak when I could have 50 days worth of steaks, at 1 steak per day Asmon metric for the same price.

    • @demonvictim
      @demonvictim 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I don't think people are roasting him on the steak itself but more on his degree of laziness on cleaning. Meat is meat

    • @Beyonder69420
      @Beyonder69420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Justdont be poor wtf

    • @TheOneGreat
      @TheOneGreat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@demonvictimMeat is not just meat, bro. The cheap stuff is downright nasty and filled with antibiotics.

    • @Teuwufel
      @Teuwufel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Beyonder69420 JUST buy a house pepega

    • @malchir4036
      @malchir4036 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      This pretty much. I have some friends who love to go to a restaurant to go and eat steak. It's good but not better than my 800gr horsemeat steaks with some mushrooms I can get at at most 1/5 of the price. So why would I go eat out? Because I want to spend over 100 euro on a meal and a few drinks? Fuck no. I'll have my gin tonic and horsemeat steak at home, browsing youtube and/or gaming.

  • @2kIntellect
    @2kIntellect 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rock on brother. Most entertaining 30 minutes of the month. Possibly year.

  • @mephustowest1876
    @mephustowest1876 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I found out about Asmongold from the Guga steak critique video, and now I have found that I love watching these videos. Also, that steak looks good

  • @deathstar69
    @deathstar69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

    The steak of legends. The $2 dollar steak turned millions

  • @akabazookajoe
    @akabazookajoe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +878

    I love the concept of a millionaire going to chipotle and stealing plastic forks 😂😂

    • @mas0n25
      @mas0n25 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      bro needs to hire a cleaning service 😭

    • @itsbeaker6571
      @itsbeaker6571 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      You’d be surprised at what they steal at their own country clubs. I remember having to constantly change the air fresheners because they would grab them out the outlet and put them in their purses lol

    • @jeremiahmorris7526
      @jeremiahmorris7526 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I really don't believe ammon gold lives as a millionaire considering the state of his house the guy probably hoards all that money

    • @RaXXha
      @RaXXha 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@jeremiahmorris7526 You're right, he doesn't live like a millionaire. That doesn't mean he isn't one though. He lives the way he wants too, and tbh, good for him. 🤷‍♂

    • @tomservo75
      @tomservo75 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      How do you think he got to be a millionaire? Generally rich people are smart with money, that's how they got to be rich in the first place.

  • @Tonto117
    @Tonto117 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love your content, literally every line delivered perfectly to cut me up every time. You talking about smelling the difference between soda😂

  • @athensdawgsuga3815
    @athensdawgsuga3815 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    whenever I feel down, I watch an Asmon video and then im good.

  • @GENERIC_CHANNEL_HANDLE
    @GENERIC_CHANNEL_HANDLE 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

    I love seeing people discover Asmon's pure gremolin energy. Their clear befuddlement is delightful.

    • @natsudragneel2258
      @natsudragneel2258 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I think gremlins have higher standards than asmond XD

    • @Thesajlem
      @Thesajlem 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and I love how people get offended, like its his steak, lmao

    • @Caio-ow5tm
      @Caio-ow5tm 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's 100% a goblin

    • @evannarendraangragani7508
      @evannarendraangragani7508 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      gremlins befuddled watching asmon

    • @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect
      @he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Misspell gremlin but nail befuddlement haha love 2024

  • @milesprado3916
    @milesprado3916 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

    Holy crap. "Asmongold tries a Guga steak" would be the collab we never knew we wanted, but needed. Do it please!

    • @MC-ml3cn
      @MC-ml3cn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      God yes! I hope Joshua is there too!

    • @Vestaxowner1
      @Vestaxowner1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It could be better, asmon and guga eat eachothers steaks! Asmon cooks his 2 dollar steak for guga, and guga makes like some wagyu A5 for asmon

    • @Villzard
      @Villzard 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed

  • @lucapasini3392
    @lucapasini3392 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "I don't treat myself. I eat steaks. That's it. And they're good."
    This is actually profound and came absolutely out of nowhere.

    • @ironmanjakarta8601
      @ironmanjakarta8601 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He said he ate 1 1/2 pizzas. Isnt that treating yourself? Unless its made out of steak. He says he only eats steaks but it slips out he eats all sorts of junk foods like cookies and ice cream.

  • @UncleBoobs
    @UncleBoobs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    never question the decisions of a frugal cook

  • @PattyMcqG
    @PattyMcqG 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +239

    As an old old lady, no one can make laugh than Asmondgold. You bring lots of joy!

    • @Coral_dude
      @Coral_dude 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This one sparks joy

    • @johnnyb1933
      @johnnyb1933 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      he brings joy because of his ignorance about things it’s like a child trying his best with limited knowledge to survive in the jungle. Asmon looks like a good friend to have lots of fun. 😊😊😊

    • @MacMittens-Shorts
      @MacMittens-Shorts 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Awe so wholesome 😊

  • @soundout4000
    @soundout4000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    "Everybody else has lost their minds in this world and I'm the only person who has been able to maintain sanity through such a crazy reality" is an epic quote!

  • @sypherian1982
    @sypherian1982 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I don't think cookies are unhealthy" My man those are the words I will live by from now :-)

  • @mcnamaracody1
    @mcnamaracody1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A little over 2 minutes into watching this while eating pizza at 1:10 am after cooking all day at work 😂

  • @ColdBrewGaming
    @ColdBrewGaming 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +229

    We need a collab immediately. They need to taste the $2 greatness

  • @pipe_dev_null
    @pipe_dev_null 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    I could watch an unlimited number of Asmon reacting to actual cooks/chefs/culinary professionals reacting to Asmon’s $2 steak video. Have you pitched this idea to Netflix yet?

    • @RoboChocobo
      @RoboChocobo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Zack really should figure out a way to branch into cooking content since he’s hilarious trolling his viewers; the tricky part is that the content is inauthentic if he’s just trying random recipes he finds online or in meal kits.

  • @nickcole6682
    @nickcole6682 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I think it's a great sign."
    Had me in stitches from the off.

  • @2iBMX
    @2iBMX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lmao Guga, Josh and Zach in one video. This is fantastic

  • @anonimosd.2872
    @anonimosd.2872 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Asmon: "my steak tastes the best"
    Also Asmon: "I don't eat any other steaks because I'm afraid I'll like them" 🤣🤣

    • @username172
      @username172 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Least hes honest

    • @christianesposito7453
      @christianesposito7453 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He would love them, thick steak is like a chewy cake

    • @gmdoukas
      @gmdoukas 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It checks... as long as he doesn't try any others, his will be truthfully the best...

  • @Grandy_UiD
    @Grandy_UiD 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

    The 2 dollar steak video is an actual masterpiece of content creation. The video itself is genuinely entertaining and the sheer amount of react (and react-react) content is has produced is mind boggling.

    • @TheAluvisify
      @TheAluvisify 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      It gives that old YT vibe where people would just upload random ass videos doing random ass things just for the fuck of it.

    • @raphaelsouza5302
      @raphaelsouza5302 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well had some react-react-react too.

  • @Facedless
    @Facedless 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I actually like it better to let the pan start cold when putting eggs or bacon in it, feels like the olive oil/butter or whatever I use gets sucked up into it more that way. Never tried it with steak before though.

    • @zackzittel7683
      @zackzittel7683 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don’t do it…….. it works for eggs and stuff but steaks should be seared with high heat like 30 seconds per side (for 4 minutes on a 1” thick steak)

  • @DeaFX
    @DeaFX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    lmao they are like the math teacher when you show your result and its correct but the method is a complete maze

  • @FarFromAvgJoe
    @FarFromAvgJoe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    Josh, Guga, and Asmon in a 3 way steak cook-off! The world needs this!

    • @charlescope2112
      @charlescope2112 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES!

    • @Rasta796
      @Rasta796 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ofc it's must be a 2$ one

  • @mathewsmith8073
    @mathewsmith8073 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    "I fear not the man who has practiced a 1000 moves, I fear the man who has practiced one move 1000 times" Funny as Fuck!!!😂

    • @monst3r_child832
      @monst3r_child832 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      i fear not the chef who has cooked 1000 steaks, i fear the gamer who has cooked 1 steak 1000 times

  • @capitaljay1
    @capitaljay1 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You killed me with that first 60-85 seconds

  • @andyb7891
    @andyb7891 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cast iron the only way little bit of butter garlic S&P. Heat pan to mid high heat before you put steak in tad of butter throw steak in 5 min one side. Tad of butter garlic and S&P. Flip to other side 5 to 7 min. Steak is perfect A-1 sauce and frickin enjoy

  • @ghostsyynx
    @ghostsyynx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    "Just bake 20 potatoes"
    Baking 20 potatoes, storing them in the fridge, and then microwaving them whenever you want one seems like a lot of work when the end result is still needing to microwave a potato.

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Especially with asmon, they would probably stay in the fridge for months

    • @issadraco532
      @issadraco532 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      see, you don't even come close to being able to reach the parasite levels of the dude in this footage. your brain is unable to comprehend the situation and the options available.
      if you wanted to go full-blown parasite mode, instead of 2 steaks and say 3 potatoes having to be cooked 3 times a day, you'd cook multiple steaks and potatoes at once. say 18 steaks and 27 potatoes. and then you can eat them however you like. either 2 steaks and 3 potatoes 3 times a day, or 3 steaks and 4.5 potatoes twice a day, or you can even go full parasite mode and eat the full 6 steaks and 9 potatoes once a day at 1AM. and reuse the same plate over and over again for the whole 3 days.
      so in the end, that's 1 pan cleaning, 1 plate for the steaks, 1 baking dish for the potatoes, and 1 plate that you'll eat from. and just leave everything on the kitchen counter. boom, you just reduced the pan cleaning by 90% from 9 to 1 and plate usage by 75% from 9 to just 2. and you removed the fridge from the equation and reduced microwave usage by 100% since they're already at perfect room temperature. apparently buddy says that he likes jerky, so don't worry he'll have his own homemade jerky. the steak by the end of the second day will be somewhere in between a steak and jerky, and will be well into jerky territory by the third day. just don't go over 3 days otherwise the stuff might start to go bad. although it's a thin ass dried up piece of steak and some potatoes, so nothing that will get you sick. probably even build up resistance over time and eventually be able to go 4 and 5 days without even noticing it.
      so yeah, you gotta put yourself in the mind of someone that lives like a parasite. how would he do things? how can he maximize the parasite lifestyle?

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      However it doesn’t take as long as it’s healthier for you. Something about starch

    • @osmium6832
      @osmium6832 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@issadraco532 Only reusing a paper plate for 3 days?! Some of us aren't millionaires. I get 3+ months out of my plates when using them for dry things. I bought a package of paper plates before covid, use them every day, and I'm maybe 1/3 of the way through. For a steak or other wet or greasy food, I eat it out of the container it was cooked or sold in. If I cooked steak, I'd eat it straight out of the skillet, wipe it down with a used napkin, and put that sucker back on the stove for next time.

    • @nef36
      @nef36 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The time spent microwaving it would be much, much less than the time spent microwaving it to cook it, and you could decide not to microwave it at all.
      Also, if you made the steaks ahead of time too, you could microwave the steaks next to the potatoes

  • @IceSlushi
    @IceSlushi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    I want to see a collaboration were Asmon cooks a steak with Guga and Guga has to heal for a raid.

  • @InhabitantOfOddworld
    @InhabitantOfOddworld 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's funny watching Asmon and Weissman for years, and now I get the crossover I didn't know I wanted

  • @sarahconnor9978
    @sarahconnor9978 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I cook similarly but season on the cutting board and shit but like he has some of the right seasonings down to make it taste good. Can’t go wrong with lemon pepper and steak seasoning from the brand he used.

  • @mrclickclickboom69
    @mrclickclickboom69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    When he said he'd only eat it if he were held hostage, and asmon says" to be honest, that's the way we used to do it." That is a soul-stirring level of perspective. God bless you asmon and your family.

  • @TotallyAwesomePanda
    @TotallyAwesomePanda 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    "It's 1AM, it's Prime Steak Time" sends me every time 😂😂

    • @MINIMAN10000
      @MINIMAN10000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The thing is 1 AM to me is typically like "prime fun time" and what's more fun than not only having a blast but doing so with a steak. A good meal and a good time is where it's at.

  • @N0biKn0bi
    @N0biKn0bi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Where is the collab? We still need this!! :D

  • @TheG60528XiJinPing
    @TheG60528XiJinPing 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That 1 am beef hits a little bit different

  • @Cyb3rpunk117
    @Cyb3rpunk117 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    The Bruce Lee reference was actually a power play move. Well done Chef Asmon 💙

    • @royalmarine1011
      @royalmarine1011 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't misquote the goat.

  • @chadcurtiss5965
    @chadcurtiss5965 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

    This is either brilliant parody or this man needs to be institutionalized

    • @delinquentpanda
      @delinquentpanda 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      And we'll never know which. Maybe its both.

    • @sigigle
      @sigigle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      It's definitely a bit of both haha

    • @focal1475
      @focal1475 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      this man is a mad genius @@sigigle

    • @sigigle
      @sigigle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@focal1475 true that haha

    • @guicohj
      @guicohj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed.

  • @Itadakiman
    @Itadakiman 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is possibly the most entertaining thing I have ever seen in my life

  • @skulker2
    @skulker2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This $2 steak thing has been absolutely hilarious lol

  • @crowxiii2073
    @crowxiii2073 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    It’s always so crazy to me hearing what Zach says. He’s a LITERAL Millionaire. But acts like he can’t get things he needs.
    Act broke stay rich but this man isn’t acting.

    • @Stenchy333
      @Stenchy333 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      if i had millions i would change nothing lol

    • @chanter3978
      @chanter3978 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Live broke, stay rich.

    • @Hagop64
      @Hagop64 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He said in a previous video he has no problem dropping money on something if he thinks it's necessary (his example was dropping $20k on replacing and redoing his entire HVAC system when it broke) but he just doesn't see a lot of things as being necessary like some people.

    • @ThePaoReturn
      @ThePaoReturn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it's pretty simple actually, he just doesn't want to waste time. the time wasted cooking a good food / cleaning doesn't return as much happiness as the time he spent playing games and streaming. Now, most people with money will hire a house maid to take care of their shit, but he also doesn't want someone else come to his (mother's) house, which also understandable and this is the result of those choice he made.

    • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
      @conaldeugenepeterson2147 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@ThePaoReturnthe “doesn’t want to waste time” excuse is such a cope. Dude doesn’t wash his sheets, take out the trash when it’s full, or wash dishes for months at a time because taking 10 seconds to wash a dish freaks him out for whatever reason. Taking 10 minutes out of your day to improve your living conditions is the opposite of a “waste of time”; it’s called being a functional grownup who takes care of your shit.

  • @9t_Nyne
    @9t_Nyne 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Can't wait to see the $2 steak vs $200 steak challenge

  • @senjutsusage2654
    @senjutsusage2654 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Why would this person want you to lose weight, then you're going to stop paying em!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Okay, that is one of the funniest things I've heard. Well done.

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard

  • @TheTrivert
    @TheTrivert 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Asmon talking about "The path to gluttony and indulgence" as if he didn't pave the road and paint the lines himself 🤣

    • @XiaolinDraconis
      @XiaolinDraconis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well yeah, because that's his road. It's just another tuesday on his own road. When anyone else does it they gotta pay the toll.

  • @flpsnk4848
    @flpsnk4848 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    Asmon's steak video is perfect thin line between a real recipe and comedy and those guys are taking it so fckin real that only Asmon's reaction can make it that perfect real comedy again. Bless this content.

    • @slaysen
      @slaysen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      yeah, guga at least is tryharding but wanting to keep it 'educative' for his audience, but the other guy just keeps trying to look cool all the time

  • @m4tt_314
    @m4tt_314 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:13 What if the microwave doesn't work? :sip:

  • @24-SEA
    @24-SEA 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "why be happy one day of the week, when you can be happy everyday of the week" - Philosopher

  • @mafia8500
    @mafia8500 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    32 minutes of pure unscripted COMEDY, got me rolling from laughing the whole time OMEGALUL

  • @Somehiguy
    @Somehiguy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    I really hope you take them up on their offer, would love to see if your opinion changes, after eating a Guga dry aged

    • @jasonmain6398
      @jasonmain6398 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Dry aged steak is fucking disgusting 😂

    • @choke-
      @choke- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jasonmain6398have you ever tried it

    • @ultratronger
      @ultratronger 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@jasonmain6398 its literally a mild flavor it physically cannot be "fucking disgusting", specially when the added flavor isnt even bad

    • @worldeater6769
      @worldeater6769 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jasonmain6398 nah

    • @Aboleo80
      @Aboleo80 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Dry aged steak is one of the biggest scams on earth and that is with counting NFTs and Star Citizen.

  • @datDward
    @datDward 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What a time to be alive.

  • @balintborbandy2706
    @balintborbandy2706 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its like sovling a math problem with the wrong formula and getting the answer right consistently

  • @everynamealreadytake
    @everynamealreadytake 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Only Asmon can turn a 9min video into a 32min react.

  • @Elguja
    @Elguja 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    "One meal a day. A Steak." Not even Joking that's the Healthiest Advice I've heard from a streamer.

    • @sugarybannana
      @sugarybannana 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I totally agree. 1 meal a day for most people is all you really need

  • @hasturryan
    @hasturryan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You should make a video about you fixing the sink

  • @danieljensen6880
    @danieljensen6880 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    HOnestly, Asmon is witty. He spews some golden lines once in a while and I really enjoy the self irony and he is able to laugh at these things. Kudos brother.

  • @RoboChocobo
    @RoboChocobo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    The genius of Zack’s content is its infinite longevity, with any engagement simply becoming a new clip to watch on his show the next day.

  • @Khagrim
    @Khagrim 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Dude can easily hire people to cook and clean for him yet he continues to live like an ultimate neckbeard
    What a fucking legend!

  • @jasegibson5929
    @jasegibson5929 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I feel like I'm the only person that's not crazy. Everybody else is crazy" sounds like a crazy person to me 😂😂😂

  • @elite6657
    @elite6657 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Asmon is that kind of guy you give a compliment to and then they argue about how they don’t deserve a compliment