Venom to Riot when they both met at The Shuttle Station . Riot : Venom Get in The Rocket Venom : Shut The Fuck Up You Cunt .. Riot : Grin's his Teeth Widely as He Flick's His muscle's up in a Battle pose Venom : Shut it ....Venom grab's One of The Sound Alarm's and Fling's it and Beat's Riot with it multiple times Anne : 😲😲😨😨 Venom meeting Carnage at the Church's Wedding Ceremony Carnage : There you are Death to You Father Venom : Shut The Fuck Up You Cunt ...... Carnage : Carnage get's Large as He sprout's Spike's Thorn's and additional armory . WHAT THE HELLA THING DID YOU SAY YOU DEAD OLD FUCK !! Venom : Shut it ....Venom grab's The Large bell's Dinging Noggin and Beat's Carnage with it to teach him About The Good ole Discipline Shriek : OH BABBBY ....start's to Scream Venom : Tentacle Bitch Slap's Shriek .....Then Resume's Da Beating Anne and Dan : 🙁🙁😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 the Priest : 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@@intello8953 Him? A Notzi? Mate, even Asians and blacks agree identity politics is cancer. That makes us white nationalists too? Didn't know the Notzi includes all ethnicities, religions and nationalities.
He looks more like an old English or American "pugilist" to me which would suit a "British regimental thug" type voice & attitude. I doubt any of them sounded like grumpy old men. They were bald geeza's with muscles, broken noses and mustaches!
When someone says, "As the pandemic winds down, we’re expected to be happy, but many of us are anxious or ambivalent about returning to the way things used to be."
@@jeffgrimes7590 I can't for the life of me think why your likes haven't sky rocketed. Now just imagine working for the government and learning while you do, just how corrupt and fucked it all is...
![[DRIP] ‘Woke Up In Tokyo (RUKA & ASA)’ PREVIEW](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QN44lcR_VkI/mqdefault.jpg)
My reaction whenever a Feminist opens her mouth.
+Omegis theunyielding hahahahahaha
dude...why
Cringeage Cry harder please?
***** Nah
yeah..
I think Tom Hardy and the guard had a hard time keeping straight faces during this scene for a while. XD
Init 🤣
Quickaaaa, quickaaaa, quickaaa!
The same Tom Hardy who played Bain?
@@gregkiteos1936 Yup, one and the same.
guard wasn't able to keep a straight face, Mr Hardy new it and that's why the guard was advised to shut up
I cannot take him seriously with that mustache.
Na it suits him
He looks kinda like that guy from the circus Which lifts really heavy shit
It it’s just funny 😆
Butler confirmed??
Looks like a French Boxer
If Venom is meant to be rated r, this is what Venom would’ve said to Riot or Carnage.
Venom to Riot when they both met at The Shuttle Station .
Riot : Venom Get in The Rocket
Venom : Shut The Fuck Up You Cunt ..
Riot : Grin's his Teeth Widely as He Flick's His muscle's up in a Battle pose
Venom : Shut it ....Venom grab's One of The Sound Alarm's and Fling's it and Beat's Riot with it multiple times
Anne : 😲😲😨😨
Venom meeting Carnage at the Church's Wedding Ceremony
Carnage : There you are Death to You Father
Venom : Shut The Fuck Up You Cunt ......
Carnage : Carnage get's Large as He sprout's Spike's Thorn's and additional armory . WHAT THE HELLA THING DID YOU SAY YOU DEAD OLD FUCK !!
Venom : Shut it ....Venom grab's The Large bell's Dinging Noggin and Beat's Carnage with it to teach him About The Good ole Discipline
Shriek : OH BABBBY ....start's to Scream
Venom : Tentacle Bitch Slap's Shriek .....Then Resume's Da Beating
Anne and Dan : 🙁🙁😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
the Priest : 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
I don’t understand his shovel face American accents purpose anymore
It's me Venom!
What?😊@@stalwartzero7001
@@stalwartzero7001 whatever that means
Pringles man is pissed off
😂
That's because someone popped and decided to stop
LoooL
That's it's reaction whenever someone says "Lays are better than pringles" lmao
“We do NOT SELL BROKEN CHIPS YOU C*NT!!!”
When a kid says "That's from tiktok."
More like when someone in the comments say “Who’s here before TikTok ruins this song”
Amen!
#bantiktok
"And your brain is from garbage can"
TikTok is taking its time to die
@@TheMostAwesomeMan2424This is the most Reddit shit I’ve ever seen
When someone roleplays in the comment section.
+Ben jam on toast 123 *reads comment*
*cries*
*slowly feels pain*
NO. More like when people make stupid fucking references to tv shows or GTA on some of my favorite 80's music videos on youtube.
*roleplays as Bronson*
I love how he just throws out "SHUT IT!"
This is the best scene in the whole movie and that's really saying something.
10/10
Shut yer fuckin mouth
What movie is this
@@Babciakapciemciezleje bronson
@@az1m8290 thanks
Not for me, the best scene in this or indeed any movie is the "it's a sin" dance scene in the asylum. Pure gold.
average british PE teacher
My PE teachers were fucking horrible cunts.
LOL no. PE teachers are mostly pussies that pick on kids.
Guard: What's the next step in your master plan?
Bronson: Crashing this prison... with no survivors.
tell me about Bronson, why does he wear the moustache?
+Multi Melta A lot of cleverness for a staged pun.
nobody cared about him til he put on the moustache
He's a big guy..
Dezra *Grew in the moustache
@0:20 i love how he gives the guard this quick, menacing glare. it's even funnier than the actual cussing.
All the funnier because we couldn't see his face.
@@TallSilentGuyHis bald head says more than any word or expression ever could
I imagine him making a real weird face like squinting his eyes and sticking his teeth out lmao
When I'm in class and this one kid won't be quiet
Nice
Maybe thats tru
Definitely.
True lol
When I’m playing cod and this squeaker won’t shut up
When a celebrity talks about politics
@@Brotherofthe4thCompany We have to protect the environment! I'll be doing my part from my private jet.
ayo norm I see you won the gulag
@@Mercurial_Phantom what if said celebrity is right-wing, like Ted Nugent? Do you hate them too?
But you’re Freddy Mercury….
Defo
Thank you Callum from the lotus eaters for reminding me this gem exists
And Harry,for teaching us "the ethics of cockandballs123"...
Bru forget “Callum” the white nationalist this is already a gem to begin with
@@intello8953 Him? A Notzi? Mate, even Asians and blacks agree identity politics is cancer. That makes us white nationalists too? Didn't know the Notzi includes all ethnicities, religions and nationalities.
@@intello8953 Cope
@@intello8953womp womp
Every time the new Velma talks.
Shut it
Ive go a libreran op heeeee
Now I wanna hear Tom Hardy yelling this in his Venom voice
“Be quiet please” Bronson said, calmly.
when someone on Instagram says *who else is high af right now*
Lol
70 yr.ol,in mi.🤪
Calmest Luton resident
My reaction to:
People who advertise their channel.
"Like or 10 years of bad luck" comments.
Hate comments.
Yesssss
+rhetoricallity Shut up 12 year old white boy
ok
You didn't like. Two years left. !👅
I remember watching this movie really late one night... pretty fucking weird.
I know I was watching it with you
John Citizen Hi Tony.
***** What happen to your skype?
***** Oh lol send me a friend request
+John Citizen Fucking Tony why didn't you just give us NBN?
when your mom wakes you up for school
Oh man, I know its a year late but let me tell you mate, you killed me with that one!
@@ncshuriken and she slaps you on the face
@Sgt. Gooseman:
:O
when she is military yes
0:09
The Best Actor Oscar goes to......
Steven Ogg really channeled this guy when playing Trevor.
Everytime, when Jehovah's Witnesses are in front of my doorsteps.
Lt. Derp25 My reaction when people can’t take a joke.
OMG YES
My reaction when anyone preaches their religious crap.
They're good people lol
HyperFragon 25 Christ is for losers
He looks nothing like the way his voice sounds would suggest. I think I was expecting a grumpy old man to be saying it
ye. Me too.
He looks more like an old English or American "pugilist" to me which would suit a "British regimental thug" type voice & attitude. I doubt any of them sounded like grumpy old men. They were bald geeza's with muscles, broken noses and mustaches!
Oh hey its the goat
I was thinking young smoothed face 21-24 year old college kid on a headset whenever I hear this
He's like 34 in this movie, and clearly doesn't look old.
Must be the baldness, I guess😂
when I find out my ex has been cheating on me and she wants to talk about it...
Imagine showing this to someone from the 40s who was really offended with the "Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn" line from Gone With The Wind
Whenever Drake starts singing
Aged like wine lmao
@@yush7221unlike someone drake was interested in
Lol, this feels good tbh
Thank you, Callum.
Why is this scene unintentionally funny 😂
When toxic players on Overwatch love to say they carried the team.
When someone uses the word 'toxic'...
Tom Hardy needs his own TV show. Like now.
He does have one! It's called Taboo.
@@mrnelson3011 5 years and not a second season in sight.
He got one and turned it into this weird fucking show about voodoo incest in Napoleonic Britain
@@anathar8830yeah thank god bc that show was so uncomfortable
When Kamala Harris is mentioned in a conversation
Funny, I was just thinking the same about Donny Trumpet.
0:09 is my favorite part lmao
my reaction to damn daniel
When someone talks to me about Love Island
Hello fellow lotus eaters. Has Callum stopped laughing yet?
When the neighbours dog is barking at night
Sounds about right lmao
Me when I heard Tom Holland say he's the ONLY spiderman
Gotta Love Brits Sometimes
This is me every time I hear someone who still thinks it funny to look at shoes and say "WHAT ARE THOOOSE?!"
+Cancerifioso I want minions
Colin P Now go home and get your shinebox, funny guy.
Every Time My Mom turns a funny joke to a speech about my life .
The exact moment people realized Tom Hardy had acting abilities.
Nah i knew before that, but his movie helped me appreciate his acting even more, and that is why he is one of my favorite actors
What movie is that?
@@AlexRolex25 "Bronson"
This whole scene is absolutely fucking golden 😂😂😂😂
Probably my favourite part of the film ❤😂
When someone spouts an overused meme.
this is me when a little 12 year old wins in csgo by luck and he says EZ
When a girl is about to tell who you have a crush on to your crush
What?
@@trivoo521 when a girl is about to tell your crush, who you have a crush on
Fucking read a dictionary spas
I think reading this gave me an aneurism
When someone say dinosaurs are lame
Brother from another mother.
Whenever my depression starts to creep up on me
Not bad.
Keep up the fight dear person. All the best
When your boss asks you to do overtime 🤣😂
i dare someone to try to wacth this without laughing
I did it ez
probably because I watch a lot of anime videos
Eren Jaeger you watch anime though lelelelelelelelel what are you 10
Yes *Kappa*
What's so bad about anime?
Why is the Monopoly guy in jail ?
He got free parking
He left his get out of jail free card at home.
@@MachoMan_Verti love that you commented on something this guy said 10 years ago lmfao
That’s mistaken identity. It’s actually Mr. Pringles
When you get the same ad twice.
0:09
When you see a Karen say "Where's your manager?"
His mustache alone can punch a feminist in the ovaries.
Bri Limits Like someone else commented: "No one cared who he was until he grew the mustache."
BODDENERGON oml best comment ever xD
What is WITH this comment section and bashing feminists??
Mayeur000Donz Because feminists are stupid
Bri Limits damn there are a lot of floss sized dicks in this comment section
Me when I see:
Someone goes "Is that a JOJO reference?"
Hate comments
Like begging
Bane before famous
Colonies: Please stop opressing us or we'll rebel. We're not yours to exploi-
The British Empire: 0:07
Funny, turns out Britain was the cu*t when the USA told them that very same thing...
When 6ix9ine still snitching.
The Gaming Lemon... :)
Same
Who the hell is that?
A famous youtuber, who uses sounds from this clip in his videos.
*quotes guy in video*
Go fuck yourself 😂
0:07. When the FBI tell me to get on the ground.
Now that's pure Venom.
Whenever I get an ad for a movie I already saw.
When someone says, "As the pandemic winds down, we’re expected to be happy, but many of us are anxious or ambivalent about returning to the way things used to be."
The end result of letting the news and government dictate how you think.
@@jeffgrimes7590 I can't for the life of me think why your likes haven't sky rocketed. Now just imagine working for the government and learning while you do, just how corrupt and fucked it all is...
@@timothythompson7750 Controlled. They need to keep people like me quiet, or the normies might get enough numbers to hang all the bastards.
Me whenever Amanda Kirby screams in Jurassic Park 3.
i maybe the only person who is not here from the gaming lemon or whatever the fuck he is
Well aren't you special?
Nah.
DrStrangeIove Then why say what you said in the first place.
***** Because i hate people saying "that The gamingLemon brought me here" or something else.
Wee Peas
And you're still going on about it?
I never knew there was such thing as the pringles chips man
Happiest bloke in birmingham
Bronson asked calmly.
This is actually hilarious
My reaction when Marvel fans can't make up their minds about Spider-Man Homecoming
I like Spider Man (2002), Spider Man 2 and Spider Man 3.
gaming lemon brought me here to definetly one of the best youtubers
Observe how the guard leaves his mouth open to assert dominance.
He's thinking "Should I open my mouth to ask permission to leave or not?"
What I feel when a teacher gives me a lecture about my behaviour.
Same.
of course it is, poppet. SO hard HAHAH
The New Venom Said the C Word XD
My reaction when a bible basher comes to my door.
Same here m8 ain't nobody got time for that!
+U wot m9 u wnt 2 git rekt??? i swer on me mum il shank ya ootsid tesco WTF
Dat name doe
U wot m9 u wnt 2 git rekt??? i swer on me mum il shank ya ootsid tesco bible basher ?
U wot m9 u wnt 2 git rekt??? i swer on me mum il shank ya ootsid tesco My reaction to all those catholic nuts screwing the altar boys
0:09 When that one random classmate/co-worker brings up a dead/irrelevant meme from the past
Bane when somebody asks him to take off his mask:
This is how my brother and I casually greet eachother
Americans: "British people sound so sexy and charming."
British people:
Lotus Eaters gang
Every time I see the thumbnail of this video, I think Bronson is making the guy smell his fingers!😂
This is my reaction whenever someone says they have gold damage as a support character
Just here from lotus eaters laughing my ass off 😂
Hey bro let Popeye go, he ain’t do nothin wrong.
00:09 my mom when i speak back
“Now a quick word from our sponsor”
0:09 Eddie Brock when Venom annoys him.
When someone says "I'm vegan."
awwwww poor triggered little crybaby
OMG i broke my replay button lol XD
I always feel bad for the prison guard in this scene
When someone calls me suspicious in Hitman
When your friend starts taking about politics
0:07! JOE BIDEN IS BETTER THAN YOUR GARBAGE PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP!!! 0:09!
@@littlejohnandbaloo9701
Little John and Baloo, my friend, just stop being angry to your guests!
A perfect example of perfect swearing
When I See "This Is How Many Fortnite Wins You Have"
My reaction to a british loyalist:
Theatre teacher when the cast is talking backstage 🤣🤣