Coffee and Croissants - Swedemason

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  • @wolfbees
    @wolfbees 9 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    i have no idea why the idea of harold bishop jamming to a remix of his wife's death is so absurdly funny to me but it is & i always end up coming back to this video every now & then to laugh like an idiot

    • @wolfbees
      @wolfbees 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES.

    • @gorebrush
      @gorebrush 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Hannah Taylor You, are not wrong.

    • @simpsonsdiva
      @simpsonsdiva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is so true. Back again!

    • @AndrewPlant001
      @AndrewPlant001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ditto 😂

    • @gorebrush
      @gorebrush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminder that I'm still coming back. Are you?

  • @FanResearch
    @FanResearch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Just wow... I have been foraging in the lower recesses of TH-cam for like almost two decades to find genius video art like this. Unbelievable.

    • @TheStuF
      @TheStuF 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      truly unbelievable yes. All from VHS videos as well. Swede is our hero

  • @adam_swainston
    @adam_swainston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I trust that the Neighbours team have been in touch with Swede to get the rights to play this over the credits of the last episode?

  • @HarryDuBois616
    @HarryDuBois616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is your greatest masterpiece. I love the sons reaction when he hears the words "coffee....and croissants". He's like yeah, dope, need to sample that

  • @swedemason
    @swedemason  16 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I found it on an old vhs tape. cheers

  • @juliaroberts9690
    @juliaroberts9690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've got something for you to hear * your wife dying moments over and over again* he just smiles bopping his head 🤣

    • @blakejames9743
      @blakejames9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's thinking about all pounds he's gonna rake in with that life insurance policy.

    • @juliaroberts9690
      @juliaroberts9690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blakejames9743 🙈🤣

  • @JuglarEuskaldun
    @JuglarEuskaldun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I still love it, please never delete your videos.

  • @DomCrathern
    @DomCrathern 13 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    @sanjuro4 Ian Smith prides himself on his high head to mouth size ratio. He is renowned for it. Arguably it's what landed him the role of Harold in the first place. That and his ability to emit a piercing ultrasonic scream when threatened by wildfowl.

  • @ledon26656
    @ledon26656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As haunting and mesmerising 13 years later as it was at the time this came out. Forever will Coffee and Croissants be burned in to my head.

  • @swedemason
    @swedemason  15 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I'm pretty sure i'm the only person who has watched this from start to finish.

    • @stacymarie719
      @stacymarie719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      swedemason now there are two. I am feeling something, finally...after a decade.

    • @OwenMessenger
      @OwenMessenger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now there are three.

    • @MrTyst
      @MrTyst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4 😂

    • @lawrencelimburger9160
      @lawrencelimburger9160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this has moved my very soul... i could never skip!

    • @lorajackson4247
      @lorajackson4247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I randomly show these videos to my GF. Today, I'm leaving a comment from her account...while she listens, confused as all hell.

  • @Dinckelburg
    @Dinckelburg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the thought of being on my death bed and watching this, pissing myself laughing before finally snuffing it in front of my family.

  • @WCBs
    @WCBs 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    that guy blends in with his couch

  • @MrGoldrush13
    @MrGoldrush13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This slays me every time, using Madge’s breathing is so wrong but so right.

    • @K1lostream
      @K1lostream ปีที่แล้ว

      Back in the day we (me and my mates) used to refer to Madge as Vag, This just made it seem so dark.
      I used to watch Neighbours as a kid and adolescent, by the time this scene happened I was working and was never home in time to watch it.
      Ah, watching Neighbours and Home and Away were happier times - wish I could go back to them knowing what I know now! I'm sure I'm not the only one!

  • @MrLEOND123
    @MrLEOND123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    She wouldn't have died if she just got in the back of the van and stopped eating the buttery biscuit base for a while!

  • @QuestionableConcepts
    @QuestionableConcepts 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I must say this is excellent, far more death scenes require a musical mocking of the excessive pathos they attempt to force upon us.

  • @rickylee369
    @rickylee369 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Genius... One thing I don't understand is why they have to go to Paris... Harold owns a fucking coffee shop doesn't he?

    • @heliumtrophy
      @heliumtrophy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably the genesis of why he decided to own one.

  • @ste75n72
    @ste75n72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This never gets old 😂

  • @ripx10
    @ripx10 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is my favourite thing on the interwebs

  • @FMZ101
    @FMZ101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always come back to this one, the Swedest of Mason!

  • @dr.robotnik7334
    @dr.robotnik7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I dunno if Swede himself ever reads these comments, but I’ve been watching this video for years every time I’m fucking battered. Had it on in kitchens, woodlands and offices. Never before 2am. Well done my man.

    • @catbat06
      @catbat06 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha about right. Though I often listen in the morning if anyone uses the turn of phrase coffee and croissants

    • @forbesxiii
      @forbesxiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!

  • @Wezzipooh
    @Wezzipooh 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    who would have thought someones dying breaths would make such a great song? they should do this more often.

  • @angelicMisha
    @angelicMisha 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    omg, I cried when I originally saw Madge die, and now I feel so bad for enjoying this video! xD I love how some of the tags for this video include 'disturbing' and 'wrong' lol :p

  • @woodfish2011
    @woodfish2011 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    love the bit where Harold is dancing

  • @yeshuamaitreya6954
    @yeshuamaitreya6954 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You're either mad or a genius. Possibly both. Anyway, this sounded like a Zero 7 track. Chill. Brill.

  • @Teethgrinder
    @Teethgrinder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Every time I have a coffee... or a croissant... I get this tune stuck in my head. And that's a great thing.

  • @thewotsit
    @thewotsit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The work of a madman.

  • @tuinhoofd1923
    @tuinhoofd1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This always makes me think of geogaddi by boards of Canada in the way that some people listen to that album and find it really peaceful and relaxing, but I and a lot of people find it really creepy and unsettling
    I see so many comments of people saying about how funny this is and how much it made them laugh and others of people finding it genuinely moving or disturbing and an amazing piece of audiovisual work, and just like that album I don't know what the intention of tone was behind it, part of what makes me love this so much and I'm definitely in the latter group, I feel like this video has a very unique feeling

  • @hyperfunkd
    @hyperfunkd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    100% true story - I spoke to Harold Bishop on the phone in 2002. Best conversation of my life.

    • @JonnyInfinite
      @JonnyInfinite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did he go "Madge, Madge, Madge, Madge, Madge.." while wobbling his chins?

  • @limeyade4946
    @limeyade4946 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Coming back to this banger after 15 years.

  • @ceridwenmillington3955
    @ceridwenmillington3955 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have watched this several times a year over the past 12 years

    • @ceridwenmillington3955
      @ceridwenmillington3955 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This is now part of my TH-cam mix so it pops up a few times a day while I'm working. Always weird to suddenly hear Madge's ragged breathing through my headphones

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was the trauma from this incident that caused Harold to turn pixelated and become big Lez.

  • @checkerdandy
    @checkerdandy 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I CANNOT stop watching this!

  • @tigerlady214
    @tigerlady214 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The sped up coffee part had me laughing out loud.

  • @thatwaspoor
    @thatwaspoor 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is pure GENIUS.

  • @FrogmortonHotchkiss
    @FrogmortonHotchkiss 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How poignant; what a good concept as well with the young guy showing off his new track - great.

  • @Johntub3
    @Johntub3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    what a remarkable record

  • @tomthistlethwaite2771
    @tomthistlethwaite2771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is hands down the most disturbing thing i have ever heard in my life - I first heard this at age 16 on tape by some friends of friends of friends of this guy and it has stuck with me all my life as the benchmark most accurate depiction of a psychopath ever. Unleash the dark side again swede, take us to the next level

    • @swedemason
      @swedemason  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was originally on tape aye, c2002

  • @mrcraggle
    @mrcraggle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Madge is back as a ghost (I shit you not).

  • @lukeleopard3054
    @lukeleopard3054 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    it almost sounds like a silent hill track

  • @akrulla
    @akrulla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Beautiful.

  • @bizvidz4u
    @bizvidz4u 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whither U realise it or not U are an Artist working at the cutting edge of a new mixed media Art Form - The biscuits brought me & I can see the developing talent / technique from the dates on your videos. Awesome!

  • @kinglouiereina
    @kinglouiereina 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have no idea how you are out of a job. This stuff is absolutely great.

  • @MaloneysDigest
    @MaloneysDigest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's nothing short of comedy Ledge!

  • @Renyth
    @Renyth 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Son records husbands last moment with his wife and remixes it for a laugh... that's sick but hilarious

  • @PointlessCamel
    @PointlessCamel 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm pretty sure this is a new genre you've invented. Its fucking awesome, and really well made. Keep re-watching! 5 stars.

  • @saitama-_
    @saitama-_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Coffee and croissants gang 2021

  • @mrcraggle
    @mrcraggle 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guitar bit (which was in Neighbours all the time anyway) reminds me of War by Poets of the Fall from Alan Wake.

  • @Bullring1
    @Bullring1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's actually a really chilled tune.... I actually really like it..... Is that wrong? =P

  • @amanda6993
    @amanda6993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed when she said ' I love yooouu '. The sound of her voice lmao

  • @ChrisKennedy81
    @ChrisKennedy81 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's something about this one. My brothers and I say this all the time! Pure genius.

  • @wezzlyn
    @wezzlyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I unironically like this

  • @Hanpantheflyingman8D
    @Hanpantheflyingman8D 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have coffee and croissants for breakfast near enough every morning, I can totally relate to these profound lyrics. x)

  • @whatevil
    @whatevil 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha holy shit, the video of Harold at 3:43 is hilarious.

  • @RenaissanceCrab
    @RenaissanceCrab 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks like all that buttery biscuit base has really aged the bloke from masterchef.

  • @misterdiscipline580
    @misterdiscipline580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever I have coffee and crosssiants, I always quote it in this exact style each time out loud.

  • @lukeleopard3054
    @lukeleopard3054 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is tim and eric quality, great job swedemason

  • @FMZ101
    @FMZ101 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Swede keeps the storytelling intact, or adds the right stuff to it. That's what makes this so great.

  • @OscillationFurnace
    @OscillationFurnace 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    P.S.: I want a video involving Harold's numerous chin wobbles in slow motion now. Jellybelly wobble bass, wobble bass, wobble bass. x

  • @akil333
    @akil333 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    i just coughed up a lung like i took a mean ass bong hit of kush watchin this. this shit is funny!!!

  • @Finarvas
    @Finarvas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    MC-909 and Korg EM-1, rad!

  • @itsonlykano87
    @itsonlykano87 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    BASS BASS BUTTERY BASS, THAT BUTTERY CROISSANT BASS

  • @Sirthatguy
    @Sirthatguy 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think he wants some coffee and croissants.

  • @mattameta
    @mattameta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pure art

  • @chrishammond8389
    @chrishammond8389 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Allways draws me bk lol

  • @lottievixen
    @lottievixen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is weirdly amazing, just discovered it today.

  • @patrickmellon6544
    @patrickmellon6544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the second funniest video on TH-cam hahahahahahahhaha brilliant...masterpiece

  • @MajorKirrahe
    @MajorKirrahe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't beat a bit of coffee and croissants..

  • @themusicdr
    @themusicdr 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    bloody superb

  • @7eyesopenwide168
    @7eyesopenwide168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BRILLIANT!!!

  • @andrestoril
    @andrestoril 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    AWESOME! BRILLIANT! ORIGINAL!

  • @lartensgrill6106
    @lartensgrill6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My sides are in orbit. You are a genius

  • @porkwoofles3909
    @porkwoofles3909 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the highest forms of art. I will return to it again and again throughout my lifetime, like I return to a Van Gogh, or a Monet.

  • @thanxx
    @thanxx 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mate your telling me your unemployed and your whacking tracks together like this??
    mate your a freakin GENIUS!
    you should be like a millionaire or summet lol

  • @54spiritedwill54
    @54spiritedwill54 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant

  • @jimmyhayers
    @jimmyhayers 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the bit with the coffee but I am not so sure about the croissants

  • @formando
    @formando 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And and a Wualkle!

  • @danielkarmy4893
    @danielkarmy4893 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I saw '14 years ago', I was expecting to read 1999 or 2000 or something. I know TH-cam wasn't around then but you know what I mean. 2008. Fourteen years. Jesus Christ, it goes too fast sometimes.

  • @kristinaF54
    @kristinaF54 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahaha twisted and superb, disturbia in suburbia at last!!

  • @snoopy22560
    @snoopy22560 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i watched this stoned and couldnt breath with laughter

  • @stacymarie719
    @stacymarie719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm in love with your mind. Ces't parfait.

  • @coopcoops
    @coopcoops 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    im addicted to this song.

  • @Tork15
    @Tork15 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    U just wrinkled my brain.

  • @bironhaelguapo
    @bironhaelguapo 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    whenever i'm feeling depressed i come to your channel and watch your videos... usually brings me up again

  • @slab64
    @slab64 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    masterful, all five minutes of it

  • @chameleonlord
    @chameleonlord 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    incredible

  • @Llam4Face
    @Llam4Face 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    maan this is so fucked up yet funny

  • @Biggreasyhotdog
    @Biggreasyhotdog 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guess she should have put the lotion in the basket after eating the buttery biscuit base!!

  • @Franciscooldyoutube
    @Franciscooldyoutube 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    At the moment, this is my favourite song.
    I've had it in my head for the past 2 days.
    I love it.

  • @mattameta
    @mattameta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fables of our age ..

  • @BLSNunsWithGunsLJA
    @BLSNunsWithGunsLJA 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    this makes me want to have coffee and croissants for some reason.

  • @Frenchiedog
    @Frenchiedog 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    WTF? This is weirder than a David Lynch movie! Amazing! I was in tears of laughter!

  • @gcard2112
    @gcard2112 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did they really hit him that close in the episode? Because, that's a really unflattering camera shot, although probably more powerful.

  • @slushpuppie19
    @slushpuppie19 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As conflicted as I felt (Madge's death was Classic Sad) this was so surreal and excellent

  • @ccampbell800
    @ccampbell800 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Coffee... and Croissants...

  • @pheonixthrone
    @pheonixthrone 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMSO at the two harolds dancing =]

  • @shadylonged
    @shadylonged 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    my auntie always said i looked like Todd off neighbours...i checked the mirror auntie...i dont see a c*nt staring back

  • @popmummy43
    @popmummy43 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the croissants had a buttery biscuit base

  • @ahr1man
    @ahr1man 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing work, I love SwedeMason

  • @MatthewDavidParr
    @MatthewDavidParr 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Coffeeee and cwasoooons. Super *lol*

  • @PPiTTislakatamia
    @PPiTTislakatamia 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i had coffee and croissants these morning