You Are Not the Father! with Tahir Moore (Daddy Issues Podcast)

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  • Happy New Year, Peeps! We got a special guest in the studio to start things off. Actor/comedian Tahir Moore is here. You know him from the hit show Insecure and the Real Comedians of Social Media Tour. Tahir talks with us about false paternity, R. Kelly and growing up in East St. Louis.
    Has anyone ever wrongly accused you of being a father? Let us know in the comment section below. Also, do you ever take your kids to work, like Keon?
    Catch the audio version on iTunes and GooglePlay or wherever you get your podcasts.
    You can find Tahir Moore on Instagram and Twitter @TahirMoore and on Facebook @TheTahirMoore. Plus, he'll be on the Real Comedians of Social Media Tour with me this year.
    Follow Keon on Instagram & Twitter @KeonPolee and on his Facebook page, / keonpoleecomedy
    Don't forget to check out my website www.TonyBakerComedy.com
    Music:
    "Basic Implosion" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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  • @mlover2012able
    @mlover2012able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Tahir is the uncle that leads the electric slide at every family function.

  • @slime_roy
    @slime_roy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    This dude said "just trip your kid and let them figure out why gravity dont take days off" bruh im DEAD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @princess20131
    @princess20131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Tahir is the old school uncle who comes over and tells stories from when he was younger

    • @devontedavis3186
      @devontedavis3186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yerr

    • @Askyamammy83
      @Askyamammy83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And you think he's lying because the stories be outlandish lol

    • @giovanniherrera6037
      @giovanniherrera6037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then when you ask around you find out the stories are true 😂

  • @aedr04
    @aedr04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    The beautiful irony of the soulfulness of Tahir... he lost his teenaged childhood on a paternity lie, to end up adopting the kid of someone he eventually fell in love with and married in his 20s, ironically not having any actual biological kids of his own... combining with his career choice of trying to make people happy and laugh, and his overall personality, man, this guy has gone through so much and is a giver... this is the first time I've seen him more or less give his whole story. He should be a regular on this podcast. If so, you can book me as another subscriber.

    • @ericwilliams1023
      @ericwilliams1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget he was also shot and kidnapped

    • @cupcakeallday
      @cupcakeallday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t forget he was set on fire while kidnapped also. Dat man strong okay?!!

  • @jeopardykicks
    @jeopardykicks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The realest podcast. Keon got Daddy Issues during Daddy Issues!🤣🤣🤣

    • @KeonPolee
      @KeonPolee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me First man!

  • @Lousson-ny3qp
    @Lousson-ny3qp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I appreciate all the ADD-adjacent podcasts.....

    • @ericwashington6037
      @ericwashington6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who else from add has a podcast?

    • @hismom5600
      @hismom5600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kevonstage amd Doboy do one together.

    • @docm4544
      @docm4544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also Patrick & Doboy have a new one comin next week!!

    • @fatearamines6848
      @fatearamines6848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@docm4544 oh yea, that's gon be dope!!

    • @docm4544
      @docm4544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fateara Mines hell yeah!! the love hour is so tight too! didn't start following Kev's channel till recently all his podcasts are fire!! and Arcade Tokens as well with Pat & Will Pharoah

  • @fefeisreal
    @fefeisreal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Keon’s face during the “kissing cousins” part ! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EvolvingMama_
    @EvolvingMama_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love seeing Keon in dad mode! His son is adorable 😍

  • @docm4544
    @docm4544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Another great episode, Tahir fit in perfectly with u guys, great chemistry.. might as well just add him to the show!😂

  • @topboybrand
    @topboybrand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Tahir's origin story is mixed between Fred Sanford and Lex Luthor

    • @Marri76
      @Marri76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Dead.

    • @angiej45
      @angiej45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New Guy 😂😂😂 the range

  • @lovelife8968
    @lovelife8968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tone is so tickled when Tahir stumbles.
    Y'all are too funny.

  • @jordynaponte8936
    @jordynaponte8936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Keon’s baby is so beautiful !!

  • @dancemusikk
    @dancemusikk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Tahir was great !!!! I'd love to hear more from him!

  • @missbeemarie1607
    @missbeemarie1607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Tony said he had a stroke mid-conversation 😂😭

  • @mikesincere27
    @mikesincere27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Yo, never have Tahir babysit your kids!!! 🤣🤣

  • @kelechi321
    @kelechi321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Damn I love Tahir...
    That conversation about his speech issues at 39m is comedy gold...
    "My tongue goes on strikes...we not pronouncing word that start with W"

  • @brown14suga
    @brown14suga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Tahir life is hella interesting!!

  • @avvondaparker4627
    @avvondaparker4627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Keon is hilarious! He was about to shut that incest down! So, Tony you in the corner of the hotel room doing voiceovers and throwing solo cups at the wall for sound effects? Lmbo what newborn cries softly? Lol Tahir is hilarious, definitely bring him back. He said, let em know gravity takes no days off..😂😂

  • @waakkeuppp
    @waakkeuppp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yes Keon! ‘I couldn’t care less’, so many people say that wrong; I correct every single one of them every time

    • @KeonPolee
      @KeonPolee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      waakkeuppp 🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @BrokeBrother003
      @BrokeBrother003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use both...."I could care less"....Works when you talking to somebody about something and they getting on your nerves....about something you just so so on.....I hit em with "Keep on if you want to....I could care less".....Works for me....

  • @TheMisterFamily
    @TheMisterFamily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    When your goal weight is ‘Dance like David danced’. Just all exposed before the Lawd.

    • @deez596
      @deez596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lolllll

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeesss!

  • @BullyThaKidd
    @BullyThaKidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Tony: "was you doing this wit yo ... f- fake son... was you doing this with ya fake son...right" bruh i died.

    • @HGUHFful
      @HGUHFful 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @TheeQarnain
    @TheeQarnain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Tahir was out there beating the block down.

  • @World_Breaker87
    @World_Breaker87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    We need Tahir back and get some views from the dads who got daughters

  • @sharitastinson109
    @sharitastinson109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    THIS RIGHT HERE!! I can definitely listen to this all day😙😙😙

  • @ThyWillBeDone001
    @ThyWillBeDone001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I feel like Tony talking in his sleep will low key be funny

    • @meekmeek2162
      @meekmeek2162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep! I was thinking the same thing. He probably practicing giving his saxophone reviews in his sleep.

    • @boomboom6577
      @boomboom6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right, and always low key smart and observant too Lololol

  • @iamblackid814
    @iamblackid814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Tahir have a hard and intresting life

  • @d.moniquebrous
    @d.moniquebrous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Tahir, ...I never knewwww! Really enjoyed this episode.

  • @DHB2
    @DHB2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Tahir 97 years old

  • @nammyj5
    @nammyj5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This has to be one of my fav episodes!

  • @ebbypetes
    @ebbypetes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pick up the baby, put down the baby. Hold the baby, baby gets down and runs away. Baby boy is running the show. 😂😂😂😂

    • @nena_gz
      @nena_gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real... Toddlers are brutal. Truly demanding and zero remorse! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @missbeemarie1607
    @missbeemarie1607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Crying real tears at the cigarette segment 😭🤣😂

  • @snogletree
    @snogletree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Good show!!! You all should have more guests.

  • @swaters3667
    @swaters3667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You know you're reaching for a niche for your child when you say "she's really good at remembering names" 😂😂😂

  • @ThePeoplesConsultant
    @ThePeoplesConsultant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is a good podcast because of the stereotype and the fact the the kids are running around to really show how it is to have daddy issues 😂

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Keon aka Daddy Daycare lol

  • @luevanomenez9805
    @luevanomenez9805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Finally back! Hell ya waiting on these like the 1st and 15th lol

  • @candidcami2158
    @candidcami2158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Daddy issues has seriously become my favorite podcast to watch. The energy that you guys have always keeps a smile on my face and keeps me laughing. You guys are naturally hilarious. The three of you going back and forth and talking about your life stories is definitely something to hear. Glad that these podcast are on a roll!

  • @TexasSpaceCowboy
    @TexasSpaceCowboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the best way to begin the year

  • @ellisposley1
    @ellisposley1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank 👏🏿 you 👏🏿 for 👏🏿 acknowledging 👏🏿 the weed culture in this country

  • @bdemdown
    @bdemdown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Liberty with the thumbs down lol

  • @ayoonine
    @ayoonine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The weed segment had me in tears.

  • @curlyrenee3590
    @curlyrenee3590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yay! Tahir's on the show ♥ I love this episode, at first I didnt understand the kids there, Now I look for his head to pop into screen! Im giving side eye to Keon, for exposing Whitney.....he know.....ya trash for that fam!!!! Take it back!!! lol

  • @ronholden8421
    @ronholden8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lol I heard y’all giving out blessings lol

  • @tramanewebb1980
    @tramanewebb1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great episode fellas! I like you guys bringing in a guest for a new fatherhood angle and perspective.

  • @thelastwest
    @thelastwest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact that you can hear the kids in background and they keep popping in the camera shot! #realfatherrealmen love the show fellas!

  • @callan5323
    @callan5323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    (13:28) Tahir's theme song before going on stage should be
    "The Streetbeater" aka *"Sanford & Sons"*

  • @stevenkhemraj
    @stevenkhemraj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I feel like it's been forever!

    • @TonyBakercomedy
      @TonyBakercomedy  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's been two weeks! lol

    • @stevenkhemraj
      @stevenkhemraj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What can I say, you guys are entertaining

    • @fefeisreal
      @fefeisreal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree! Lol

  • @BGriff-
    @BGriff- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I offer my torso!!! Dont just pass up these jokes. 😂😂😂

  • @Suntruthvzn
    @Suntruthvzn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was a DOPE Episode!

  • @ItsTheApeManWC
    @ItsTheApeManWC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man I love this podcast!

  • @willgriffin7919
    @willgriffin7919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    FINALLY BACK!!! THANK YOU

  • @ragenaharris2648
    @ragenaharris2648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tahir just wanna zip up that damn jacket LOLOL

  • @mefilmmaking
    @mefilmmaking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was NEEDED. Shout out to Tahir & the fellas, of course.

  • @missbeemarie1607
    @missbeemarie1607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Glad Keon caught “figures” bc it was bothering me but they just kept going 😂

    • @KeonPolee
      @KeonPolee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hali B. 😂😂😂

  • @knowledge5106_
    @knowledge5106_ ปีที่แล้ว

    #Salute 3:32 that gets me too "I could care less" It's exactly what Keon said. Same thing when people think Irregardless is a word. It's not! It's just regardless!

  • @SoRealSoReal23
    @SoRealSoReal23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m like Keon. I’ve never heard any black men saying they don’t value black women or don’t believe then.

  • @heavenblessed06
    @heavenblessed06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Congrats on 100k Tony! 🎊🎉🎈

  • @kjdnyhmghfvb
    @kjdnyhmghfvb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Up until Grade 6 the only class I couldn't get an A in was English, and I couldn't spell anything, and wrote comic books, won whole writing contests, so it's not just not doing the work, there is a certain structure to which an English teacher uses, and you have to know the English teacher, on top of knowing the sentence structure. It's like on the S.A.T "Which word best fits..." and there is at least two answers that would work.

  • @vondez10
    @vondez10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Wait.. you were molested.... she was 17 and you were 14!!!. And then got stuck with a kid that wasnt yours!?! C'mon fam

    • @vondez10
      @vondez10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RavenMoonChild00 yea I was like yoooooooooo ya'll just gonna skip over that

    • @saintdockery5740
      @saintdockery5740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RavenMoonChild00 not legally 3yrs wouldn't be a crime

    • @CharliEdwards
      @CharliEdwards 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Saint Dockery you can’t legally consent to sex until you’re 16

    • @catsseighteen4365
      @catsseighteen4365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charli there are some stipulations that decriminalizes teenager sex. One of the rules in MS is that if the younger person is under the age of 14, it becomes statutory rape when the older person is 24+ months older than them

    • @darkanddandy6898
      @darkanddandy6898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not molested, raped. He was sexually assaulted.

  • @cycyj847
    @cycyj847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gimme the grape nuts 😂🤣😭😭🤣😂

  • @corneliaholston
    @corneliaholston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like it's been 2 years lol, been waiting on this, this is how I get my day started!

  • @willgriffin7919
    @willgriffin7919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    PLEASE have Tahir and KevOnStage!

  • @firstname8348
    @firstname8348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keon's baby is adorable

  • @amandahenderson1278
    @amandahenderson1278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tahir said that whiskey on the gums, that's some STL grandmother ish! LHH!!

  • @jamiehunter7066
    @jamiehunter7066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love it as always 😂💖

  • @alwaysm.i.a10
    @alwaysm.i.a10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The passive jab jokes from Keon and Tony are the staple of this show. This was a fun one. Had NO idea Tahir was trash when he was a youngin though lol.

    • @nena_gz
      @nena_gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣😂🤣

  • @gjosephh21789
    @gjosephh21789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    29:21 "I was like SHAWTY THICK!!" I'm DEAD 😂😂😂😂

  • @judoxx8877
    @judoxx8877 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keon trying to quiet the baby at 2:20.. Living up to the name of the podcast 😹

  • @shanlanee690
    @shanlanee690 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The look on his face throughout this whole video dealing with them kids 😂😂😂

  • @jonkim2963
    @jonkim2963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yesssss

  • @SK-gk8jw
    @SK-gk8jw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best podcast so far, bring teddy or billy next

  • @plugged1
    @plugged1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was great. My first time watching. Loved Tahir! His life is too real lol!

  • @shaunwilliams2312
    @shaunwilliams2312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @3:23 "stop" that's me all day! 😂

    • @KeonPolee
      @KeonPolee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shaun Williams 😂😂😂

    • @shaunwilliams2312
      @shaunwilliams2312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KeonPolee you shook your hands too, that let me know "c'mon! you know better so I shouldn't have to keep telling you" i'm with you LOL

  • @deez596
    @deez596 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "so now I just lie to the drivers" bahaaaa

  • @matthewjenkins7488
    @matthewjenkins7488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “There’s no music playing!”

  • @deez596
    @deez596 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this came up as recommended. subscribed! Tahir should be a frequent guest

  • @jasminesmith5447
    @jasminesmith5447 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved seeing Tahir on here! Can't wait to see you Tony, Tahir, and Kev in New Mexico for the show....coming from Colorado! Love you guys ❤.

  • @meelahmanifestslove
    @meelahmanifestslove 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol that grammar part, I felt that.

  • @K3rrah
    @K3rrah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I felt this (27:31) in my soul!!! Omg. I have a two yo and a 10m old and maaaaan!!!!! I swear they're trying to kill themselves with all the stuff they do 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

  • @sabrinalewis8544
    @sabrinalewis8544 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That baby cute n sleepy lol that's why he so active its nap time

  • @shawndabarrett6777
    @shawndabarrett6777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this episode. Tahir and Tony and Billie...my new favorite ADD members. Bring in Pat, CP, and Kev. Yes!!! Keon is growing on me. Met Doboy at the Essence Fest. Binge watching everything ADD!!!

  • @nikeswag10
    @nikeswag10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legendary

  • @ChristinaQueenHeart
    @ChristinaQueenHeart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm pregnant with my 2nd and seeing this baby run around just reminds me how I am now able to fall asleep anywhere. I'm tired just watching him.

  • @baytate8612
    @baytate8612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this podcast!!!

  • @leogoddess89
    @leogoddess89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2 funny loved Tahir on this!!! But the struggle of being a mom I swear my daughter is an only child atm she is a terror so I'm hoping the 2nd will be the easier one lol everything is backwards in my household but it works lmao

  • @phillismills1655
    @phillismills1655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tahir's daughter is Beautiful!

    • @tev9016
      @tev9016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Step daughter

  • @michellehill3453
    @michellehill3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could NOT care less is absolutely correct and people ALWAYS mess it up. If you just think about what you are saying it is clear that you need to include the word NOT in the phrase. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. Truly a pet peeve. Also IRREGARDLESS when it is REGARDLESS.

  • @jimbean4167
    @jimbean4167 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Shit!! My guy Tahir!

  • @ThePeoplesConsultant
    @ThePeoplesConsultant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My speech is the exact same way as Tahir 😂😂 I suffer from a fat tongue too

  • @75kwbsrdds
    @75kwbsrdds 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brush!
    Good to see yaw!!!
    Daddy is busy in the middle

  • @boomboom6577
    @boomboom6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tony is so laid back lol

  • @sw4716
    @sw4716 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "They lookin for death"😂😂😂💀💀

  • @raphaelspears7080
    @raphaelspears7080 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Motorcycle visor I'm dead he cant be serious!

  • @LoniLoni11
    @LoniLoni11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh this was the episode where Keon kids was doing the most?!?! Lol

  • @emmamccoy8381
    @emmamccoy8381 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tahir says the stuff people think but don't say 😆😆😆

  • @MorganB101
    @MorganB101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tahir has lived

  • @rianalafleur
    @rianalafleur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tahir, you married?! 😂

  • @sharitastinson109
    @sharitastinson109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    " White Castles is the gateway"

  • @johnathanbrown311
    @johnathanbrown311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    MAN FORGET YOU I STILL ROLE WITH THE GROCERY BAG LUNCH PALE 🤣🤣🤣 Bruh I was dying this whole episode. Keep rocking

  • @mazorelli
    @mazorelli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Those pancakes tho"