“I can tell anyone’s race by their car. Black Nissan, tinted windows, cherry bomb eh? You’re thinking it. Pack of menthols…, in any car” - Shane Gillis
Nissan asked itself: "What do people who hate their Spec-V Sentras but can't afford to hate a Maxima need in their life?" The universe answered: Altima. And thus everything was ruined. Insurance rates, curbs, tire sidewalls, hubcaps, and cops' days.
Jesus... it's wild how true the Altima stereotype is. One of my neighbors has one that gets tarped any time it rains and gets driven like how a 10 year old would operate a go-kart. It's terrifying.
Who'd think a drug lord like Pablo Escobar would have a soft spot for a regular old Nissan Altima SE-R? While he had plenty of flashy cars to choose from, he often opted for this everyday sedan. Maybe it was a way to keep a low profile, or maybe he just liked the way it drove. Whatever the reason, it's a pretty cool fact about one of the most infamous criminals of all time.
I had a brown 2012 Nissan Altima for a few years while delivering pizza and yeah there is something about those cars that makes you feel invincible and MASH that pedal. I can tell you those pizza toppers WILL stay on your car up to 100mph.
@@failosaurus6764 five out of six cars I've owned have been sports cars. I'm on to number seven, which is a newer Altima. This thing could give the souped up G35 and 240SX I had a run for their money.
Imma have to rent the Florida plated Malibu, mostly cause my coworker has that exact setup but with an absolutely cooked clear coat and I wanna live that sunshine state life.
Feed censoring the county that Chesterfield is part of. As a NoCo native, Chesterfield feels like its trying its absolute hardest to secede and be absorbed by St Charles County and honestly, as far as Im concerned, they can HAVE it.
I can drink to the title, had a blue coupe. Wrecked it twice and it still wouldn’t die. I traded it in and gotta 9th si instead lol. If it didn’t have a that cvt, it would have been a great car.
I recently sold a 14 year old auto 370Z with 95k miles for way higher than it's worth and got a late model Altima with full warranty and GAP with that money. I now understand why people drive Altimas like "that" 😅
I miss my altima 😢 if only methany didn't fucking total it (yes her real last name was methany) . Also my friend bought a 06 with a 2.5 (I had 04 with 3.5), for 420 bucks, and shit still runs and drives. He treats it like shit, it's got about 260k miles on it. Only work I've done on it since he got it was ignition coils. The valve body is a little worn tho edit: mine had around 135k when I get it, I put about 60k on it before it was totalled)
A homie of mine got arrested earlier this year. Dude has been in multiple high speed chases in a 2017 Altima in Seattle. Bro started calling it the Helltima… pretty sure it was stolen too 😂
If Sarah Mclachlan and the ASPCA made sad car commercials the same way they did for animals the Nissan Altima and G35/G37 would be the cars they'd pick for those really sad looking shots. "For just a dollar a day you too can help abused Altimas and G35s get the desperate help they need and find better owners"
The real question is what will replace the altima has the most notoriuos car on the road?? now that Nissan stop production. My votes are 1. Hyundai Sonata, 2. Nissan Sentra 3. Honda Civic.
I have never in my life seen a Nissan Altima that DIDNT look like absolute trash. Im a 90's baby, I have memories of when these things hit the streets. I swear the requirement to take it off the dealership lot was a 400 credit score and verification that your previous car was full of McDonalds bags, cig butts, and other trash, AND proof that you had been at fault in at least 3 accidents and received a ticket for DUI.
Nissan SER stands for super extra "regarded" Sr stands for, you guessed it, super regarded, as opposed to the regular altima drivers that are just slightly regarded
Feed posted, incredible day for people who don't shower
Jokes on you I watch exclusively in the shower
Accurate
@@vintageludwigcurrently in the shower watching this
@@vintageludwigjorkin it, I presume?
Just got out the shower and finished cranking the hog brother🤠👌
“I can tell anyone’s race by their car. Black Nissan, tinted windows, cherry bomb eh? You’re thinking it. Pack of menthols…, in any car” - Shane Gillis
Menthols = black
Nissan asked itself: "What do people who hate their Spec-V Sentras but can't afford to hate a Maxima need in their life?" The universe answered: Altima. And thus everything was ruined. Insurance rates, curbs, tire sidewalls, hubcaps, and cops' days.
FREEEEEEEDUUUUMMMM
And many, MANY CVT push belts
"It's only smells"
Ah, I see you too, are a man of culture.
Smellz
Oh god you just brought back a memory I didn’t think was there
The single black mother’s mustang
Jesus... it's wild how true the Altima stereotype is. One of my neighbors has one that gets tarped any time it rains and gets driven like how a 10 year old would operate a go-kart. It's terrifying.
😂
Other jirls fucking killed me
Bravo Net
The fact that all these are still running and driving is one of the greatest feats of automotive engineering. Nissan >>>
(I’m suicidal)
You guys need the Kia Boys on the show.
The Nissan Altima SE-R is basically the Altima final boss.
Ser stands for super extra "regarded"
It’s such a cool car tho for an Altima
@@sniparz_4204 I agree. It's not just the Altima final boss, but also the cool Altima. A buddy of mine had one.
@@BCFB007 I actually want one as a first car but they’re getting harder to find in a manual configuration
@@chinbosschinboss2484super extra retarded
Who'd think a drug lord like Pablo Escobar would have a soft spot for a regular old Nissan Altima SE-R? While he had plenty of flashy cars to choose from, he often opted for this everyday sedan. Maybe it was a way to keep a low profile, or maybe he just liked the way it drove. Whatever the reason, it's a pretty cool fact about one of the most infamous criminals of all time.
Se-r stands for super extra "regarded"
2010 nissan Altima coupe, 2.5s, 6speed "lick hitter" owner here and it's been a wonderful car. Exhaust leak but that's about it.
Netgear making that joke about people ducking. If I saw that Superman Altima, I'd hit the fucking ground.
Another classic for the porcelain throne
I had a brown 2012 Nissan Altima for a few years while delivering pizza and yeah there is something about those cars that makes you feel invincible and MASH that pedal. I can tell you those pizza toppers WILL stay on your car up to 100mph.
My dad worked for Nissan for 30 years, we had a blue SE that was the first car I hit 100 in at 16.
@@failosaurus6764 five out of six cars I've owned have been sports cars. I'm on to number seven, which is a newer Altima. This thing could give the souped up G35 and 240SX I had a run for their money.
Jraphics Interface Format.
It doesn’t burn oil, it just has built in incense 😂
2:58 door handles helps the cops get in.😂
Nissan Altima
-The people’s getaway car. Never a truer truth told
Nissan Juke: the people’s horse girl crosssover
Imma have to rent the Florida plated Malibu, mostly cause my coworker has that exact setup but with an absolutely cooked clear coat and I wanna live that sunshine state life.
GET EM NETTT IT ISNT JIF
Why are Altima drivers an entirely different breed? Who hurt them?
Feed censoring the county that Chesterfield is part of. As a NoCo native, Chesterfield feels like its trying its absolute hardest to secede and be absorbed by St Charles County and honestly, as far as Im concerned, they can HAVE it.
Deep lore
Finally something entertaining to watch during work
"...I got another car it rides and drives good..." good for your other car buddy.
Other jirls is crazy
You boys were EN FUEGO in this one 😂😂😂😂
Great call back joke at the end. Good edit.
I can drink to the title, had a blue coupe. Wrecked it twice and it still wouldn’t die. I traded it in and gotta 9th si instead lol. If it didn’t have a that cvt, it would have been a great car.
Turns out if you actually change the fluid (and don't play with the fake gears all day) they last about the same as any other econobox
Finally got my summer jams cd, let’s fucking go!
altimas are the black airforce of reasonably priced sedans
Altimas are always thrashed without regard for the future.
It was asking for it.
0:15 it’s “gif” not “gif”
OH MY JAWD
This video has improved my mental health marginally. More effective than antidepressants!
12:55 I see you fishing with "It's only smells..." so thanks for reminding me of that
The first guy took some serious liberties with the words "perfect condition"
I recently sold a 14 year old auto 370Z with 95k miles for way higher than it's worth and got a late model Altima with full warranty and GAP with that money. I now understand why people drive Altimas like "that" 😅
The Altima coupe isn't even a bad car, but it may be the copest car on the road with G35's being so cheap.
The " I'm not asking this guy shit" has me fucking dying 😂 idk why
jif is a got dang peanut butter! It’s Gif
That “ I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATI “ 😂🫡
I watched this instead of paying attention to my hotel's inclusivity training
I miss my altima 😢 if only methany didn't fucking total it (yes her real last name was methany) . Also my friend bought a 06 with a 2.5 (I had 04 with 3.5), for 420 bucks, and shit still runs and drives. He treats it like shit, it's got about 260k miles on it. Only work I've done on it since he got it was ignition coils. The valve body is a little worn tho edit: mine had around 135k when I get it, I put about 60k on it before it was totalled)
Sweet a video on my birthmas
It'll be pronounced "Jif" the day the Graphical Image Format is pronounced "Jraphical"
Giraffe? Giselle? Ginger?
Finally a feed post, I can finally shower
lmao atlas trying to explain chaldeans to the rest of the pod. DETROIT ON THE COME UP
A Altima sequel we didn’t ask for but we are blessed to get🙏
CCF summer jams '24 is lit
Getaway? From what? A stable credit score?
Is the Kia with teeth you're thinking of the 2020 Cadenza? I always associated the waterfall style grille with 2000s-10s Buick.
I was thinking Daewoo luxury sedan , but honestly... Buick. CCF is sleeping on Buicks!
And Rodeos.
If an Altima crashes into a Chrysler 300 and no one is around does it make a sound?
A homie of mine got arrested earlier this year. Dude has been in multiple high speed chases in a 2017 Altima in Seattle. Bro started calling it the Helltima… pretty sure it was stolen too 😂
Cali Altima or Florida Malibu? So flood car vs f Shack. Hmmmm, I say Malibu just keep the windows down so the mold doesn’t kill you
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
12:39 “STREET ANIMALS” on roof rack. He’s a furry :3
The G35 you have at home 😂 I've never thought about it like that but it's so true lol
If Sarah Mclachlan and the ASPCA made sad car commercials the same way they did for animals the Nissan Altima and G35/G37 would be the cars they'd pick for those really sad looking shots.
"For just a dollar a day you too can help abused Altimas and G35s get the desperate help they need and find better owners"
I watch the stream and know it’s not but i replace every beep with the N word
Oil smell, AKA burning oil 🔥 in large amount 14:05
The 2.5 is actually better because the transmission is so garbage the 3.5 destroys it much faster.
i love how people post perfect condition right before listing problems
Rare Vukos L, "JIF"???? How about you jet the frick out of here jaybo!
Yall talking about an academy sports, we had a lady get mad about her order and drove her car through the front window of a Bojangles in my hometown
I waited until I got home for this lil number.
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BU-
Highway missile of the people✊
Never thought chesterfield would show up in one of these
If GIF was Jif it would be spelt Jif
The real question is what will replace the altima has the most notoriuos car on the road?? now that Nissan stop production. My votes are 1. Hyundai Sonata, 2. Nissan Sentra 3. Honda Civic.
Passat for sure. I've already started calling them German altimas. They have the same class of drivers.
florida plates will def get you pulled over out of state jiff
probably almost got killed by those altimas on 70
This intro fire
1:16 I watched this so many times
did he run over a cat or did his fender liner fall off?
Altima owners are the people who buy Taurus G3C's
Y'all should look into the NZ toyota Aqua ram raids
Anytime they say “Mechanic special” or “don’t have title” immediate red flag
that grill at 11min makes it look like a Mercury Montego
The street sweeper 😩😭🤣
"i bet people duck" thats aura
I have never in my life seen a Nissan Altima that DIDNT look like absolute trash. Im a 90's baby, I have memories of when these things hit the streets. I swear the requirement to take it off the dealership lot was a 400 credit score and verification that your previous car was full of McDonalds bags, cig butts, and other trash, AND proof that you had been at fault in at least 3 accidents and received a ticket for DUI.
Texas Altimas are no joke
When i see one of these in my rear view i experience more fear than a cop behind me.
Gif like Giraffe
Every altima is personalized
EVANSVILLE MENTIONED‼️‼️‼️ E-VILLE ON TOP
Kia with teeth is my sleep paralysis demon
I got curious how do you pronounce gif
Well the g stands for graphics.
Either way is fine. Most people, even the techbros I know, pronounce it jiff.
If there was a second F, it would make more sense as the other way.
@@Deletiriumnever met a person who calls it “jif”
These are So-Cal freeway missiles. Almost as dangerous as Mustangs.
With the way people drive around me I would say they're more dangerous than a mustang, hell they're more dangerous than stinger missiles
EVANSVILLE MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣
Still waiting for CCF to do a video on maximas only VQ that doesn’t have a bad reputation
I was getting mad deja vu vibes, then remembered this was on the livestream. 😅 still will never buy an Altima.
Nissan SER stands for super extra "regarded"
Sr stands for, you guessed it, super regarded, as opposed to the regular altima drivers that are just slightly regarded
I don’t get the thing about rental plates tho?
Let's be honest even a brand new Altima looks ratted out fr fr
01:17 wth is flying off the right side of the car???
Instant exhaust delete
13:05 feed wanted somebody to say something about efukt so bad 😂
Was wondering if I was hearing things. Defo 'is only smells' reference. Also, SUPRA SUPRA.
Seeing a street animals altima in the wild is a trip
Najatoro Jif