The Nissan Altima is a highway missile for the people: watch out when you see one on the road

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    Today it's the 02-06 Nissan Altima, the problem child of the streets you want to avoid at all costs unless you're in one. Get yourself an altima, roll one up, and hit the highway because it's time to cut up traffic with over 250 v6 horsepower to the front wheels. No 240SX can touch it, nobody with a credit score over 600 owns one, let's go.

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  • @nickwells20
    @nickwells20 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    Yo I actually went down a little rabbit hole of these. I'm looking for something cheap to beat and I already have a GF so a Altima is the next best thing lol. If these were rwd the world would think much different on these.

    • @bryanwilson1806
      @bryanwilson1806 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I agree, if the coupe 3.5s were RWD they’d be based

    • @nickwells20
      @nickwells20 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not as based as your profile pic lol

    • @dylonabubo7513
      @dylonabubo7513 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      They'd be on the same pedestal as 350z's and infinities if they were

    • @samuelbonorden429
      @samuelbonorden429 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I mean you are just describing the G35/G37

    • @toyoda_tony
      @toyoda_tony ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Rwd altima is just a g35

  • @kindadumbkindastrong4429
    @kindadumbkindastrong4429 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    My highschool girlfriend and I had a fight and she drove her Altima through my garage

    • @rebelroar78
      @rebelroar78 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      You fumbled a baddie.

    • @TheProdigalCat
      @TheProdigalCat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      based ex gf, I hope she bears many children to a Chad. Or if she's single, you should call her.

    • @iavagabond124
      @iavagabond124 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      On brand

  • @HamsterWheelGaming
    @HamsterWheelGaming ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    Most popular mods for a Nissan Altima:
    - Baby on board sticker
    - Garbage piled up all the way to the windows
    - Custom made dents and scratches all over the bodywork
    - Final notice and parking ticket notes on the windshield
    - Spare tire
    - Faded headlights
    - Clearcoat failure
    This badboy will spend a lifetime dodging repo trucks and cop cars, forever doing 100mph in the most left lane on the highway. Truly one of the cars ever made

    • @SchizoReviews1599
      @SchizoReviews1599 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Don't forget the bullet holes😅

    • @TheOystei
      @TheOystei ปีที่แล้ว +85

      doing 90 on the highway with worn out tires

    • @iamatlantis1
      @iamatlantis1 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      tailgating the person in front of you when they were already doing 55 in a 40.

    • @bossplayerunit4563
      @bossplayerunit4563 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      not just any baby on board sticker, but specifically the "baby up in this bitch" one

    • @FAWX
      @FAWX ปีที่แล้ว +28

      you forgot the most common mod! the missing bumper!

  • @alecstrickland7182
    @alecstrickland7182 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I drove one of these for 9 years before trading it in. It must have been sold to a true Altima driver because a few months later I looked up the VIN and saw that it was totaled in an accident

    • @Syncopia
      @Syncopia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      You could call it destiny.

    • @themoviebay
      @themoviebay 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or a lie

    • @ubcroel4022
      @ubcroel4022 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What a ni

    • @thatgreencat7978
      @thatgreencat7978 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Syncopia "And where did that lead you? Right back to me."

  • @sourceeee
    @sourceeee ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I'm immediately scared of anyone driving in a clapped-out Altima. They simply have nothing else to lose.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they can't catch me though, haha, devils Benz, I challenge them in hell's court.

  • @entrippyZ
    @entrippyZ ปีที่แล้ว +340

    ive always called it the poor man's M3 because theirdriving style and opinion on stop signs is exactly the same

    • @odeefromdawic
      @odeefromdawic ปีที่แล้ว +36

      As both a bmw and Altima owner I co-sign this.

    • @marcuscook5145
      @marcuscook5145 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@odeefromdawic Absolute menace lol

    • @jaydenvert9168
      @jaydenvert9168 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ⁠@@odeefromdawicBro is a hazard to the road.

    • @Dcc357
      @Dcc357 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fasted car in Da Hood!

    • @itstraitsedits
      @itstraitsedits ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@odeefromdawic you are who I strive to become, I have a 3.5 se 2008 and im about to buy a 325xi manual

  • @abedekok322
    @abedekok322 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    The average life of one these cars begins by speeding off from a buy-here, pay-here lot, down the median of a 4 lane freeway at a buck-20, then over an embankment and into the parking lot of low income housing block. God Damn what a machine

    • @rippintheirlipstv201
      @rippintheirlipstv201 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Accurate 🎉

    • @rippintheirlipstv201
      @rippintheirlipstv201 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      At least once a day one passes me in the median at buck 20 lol

    • @vukos
      @vukos ปีที่แล้ว +26

      sounds like my kind of friday night

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This is true even for brand new Nissans. Because Nissan dealerships are just slightly cleaner buy-here pay-here lot.

    • @toeleg
      @toeleg ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This comment got me so fucked up, this is my third time reading it and I'm crying laughing every time, thank you 🎉😂

  • @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug
    @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug ปีที่แล้ว +227

    my wife's friend has a 2009 altima, her husband was driving it and someone ran into it in a parking lot, he shrugged his shoulders and just told the lady not to worry about it, he didn't tell his wife till she asked about it, she didn't really care either, 20 years from now you will never be able to find one of these anywhere, this will be a memory hole in existence for the rest of time because they will all fall apart and no one give a fuck to fix one, a future version of Jay Leno will have a huge collection of cars in 2090 and will lament that there isn't a single intact example of a Nissan Altima in existence

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jay Leno will have a photo of one in his collection and will try to reconstruct it

    • @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug
      @High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug ปีที่แล้ว

      the list of cheap cars that no longer exist is pretty long, when I was in high school in the 90s all the cheap cars from the 80s were what all the 16-17 year old kids were driving, now none of those cars are around at all, it's been a good 20 years since I've one of them at least@@Journey_to_who_knows

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Digital 3D models

    • @micclay
      @micclay ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My brother just put a new transmission in his 06. Even doing it himself, he spent what the car is worth. He's had it for a long time and likes the car.

  • @yeeterskeeter6565
    @yeeterskeeter6565 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    I've only been close friends with 2 Altima owners, one was a very chill non car guy with a very clean base model 2016, the other was a car guy with a 2012 V6 he put two 12 inch subs in, a alpine head unit, and 5 percent tint all around. He also runs illegal radar and drives like vin diesel, and his other car is a Honda Shadow. He used to own a Dodge Caliber, until the transmission went out which caused him to cry

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Every car is an enthusiast car if your poor or desperate enough... Also, my 2015 Focus 5 speed is an enthusiast car because I can potentially in the future buy a turbo kit that makes almost as much horsepower as a Fiesta ST.

    • @greaniebeaniez3070
      @greaniebeaniez3070 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm surprised dodge calibers are still on the road they are horrible cars

    • @Scotty-vs4lf
      @Scotty-vs4lf ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacobrzeszewski6527 i used to fly on back roads with my nissan sentra lmao

    • @HansBelphegor
      @HansBelphegor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@greaniebeaniez3070fr

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Not sure if that’s supposed to be a joke, but a Honda Shadow is a motorcycle, not a car. However, there is an old car called the Dodge Shadow.

  • @touku3631
    @touku3631 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Altima really do gotta be the car of all time

    • @andrewgarcia3136
      @andrewgarcia3136 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @sleep_sounds
      @sleep_sounds ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean a car of all time

    • @joejensen5962
      @joejensen5962 ปีที่แล้ว

      The what car of all time? perhaps
      "Altima really do gotta be the BEST car of all time" ? OR
      " Altima really do gotta be the WORST car of all time", or
      "Altima really do gotta be the toughest car of all time"
      See what I did there? lol

    • @baoquoc3710
      @baoquoc3710 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@joejensen5962 it's a joke and no, not three of yours either

  • @AKK5I
    @AKK5I ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    Melanin enriched episode

    • @StarGazer05916
      @StarGazer05916 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Real af

    • @ashRABBIT99
      @ashRABBIT99 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The audacity 😂😂😂

    • @C0untersignal
      @C0untersignal ปีที่แล้ว

      It aint called a N****n for nothing

    • @o.l.ashman9696
      @o.l.ashman9696 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      ⁠​⁠@@ashRABBIT99 Caucacity*

    • @urgandma
      @urgandma ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Altimas, hellcats, srts.

  • @Dcc357
    @Dcc357 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Nissan Altima 3.5 is a force to be reckoned with, and it spawns at the moment you are on a rush, impatient, angry, just want to be alone and in front of every slow driver. It comes and just ruins your whole damn commute because it does absolutely every miracle to get in front of you, get you stuck on the next red light, and does everything you wish to do to get to your destination on time.

    • @demonNthesn0w
      @demonNthesn0w ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @aubreyk.5927
      @aubreyk.5927 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Those things are secretly super sedans. 5+ seconds 0-60 is craaazy

  • @xtnuser5338
    @xtnuser5338 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Every single non-SE-R Altima was once owned by a thirty-four year old single-mom stripper named Naomi.
    Every...
    Single...
    One of them.

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      cigarette burns all over the interior with a baby in the back(also smoking a cigarette) while she's stripping (windows cracked of course)

  • @Wvlfmane
    @Wvlfmane ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “Like gun to my head…and there will be cause I’m driving a Nissan Altima” Lmao

  • @aidanpysher2764
    @aidanpysher2764 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    The most frustrated I've ever seen a man was when I called my coworker's Maxima an Altima by accident.

    • @dougsmith6262
      @dougsmith6262 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Reminds me of this douche I used to work with who would get SO butthurt if you called his HHR a PT Cruiser, lol.

    • @admiralrustyshackleford119
      @admiralrustyshackleford119 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@@dougsmith6262A guy I work with has an HHR. It's a hideous thing... custom orange paint, big goofy wheels, and every chrome plated plastic stick on accent piece imaginable. He gets real uppity when we call it his "homo-hotrod" 😂

    • @javajav3004
      @javajav3004 ปีที่แล้ว

      emotional

    • @TheChuyDewy
      @TheChuyDewy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      happens all the time to me but I know that people don't know the difference because people don't care about these cars.
      just the memes

    • @Dcc357
      @Dcc357 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If a Genesis driver gets you mad, tell them they have a nice Hyundai.

  • @JdmZack
    @JdmZack ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Netgear has a point. I mix that generation of Altima and Maxima up all the time they look damn near identical😂😂

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah, you just had altima and the altima xl. Literally no difference after they shared a platform.

    • @BCJDM
      @BCJDM 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They mostly are the same size and share a lot of parts underneath. There were some differences, the altima ser had the larger brakes from the maxima, the maxima could be optined as a v6 manual 4 seater with center console in the rear. and the altima ser had the 6 speed manual from the maxima while all other manual altimas were 5 speed.

  • @streetfightinmanrs
    @streetfightinmanrs ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Big Altima Energy is real.
    I can’t even find a Hotwheels version that isn’t dented.

  • @GloomyTX
    @GloomyTX ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I’ll give a full run down of the Altima SE-R. It’s essentially just a body kit package (taillights, headlights, front and rear bumper, side skirts and forged Y spoke wheels), interior package (350z dash, leather 350z seats with “SE-R” stitched into the seats) and very minor performance differences being the suspension and the exhaust system. They came in either 5spd automatic or 6spd manual, there were 4 colors. The rarest being “Code Red”. There was a sheer silver and a dark silver as well black as options.
    Only came with a VQ35DE but many of us who own Altima SE-R’s tend to throw in a 2009-2018 motor since the Maximas of the later generation came with “HR heads”.
    Less than 10k were made for both 2005 and 2006.

    • @emmanuelalva6597
      @emmanuelalva6597 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun car my brother had a 2005 3.5 SE. In that time this car was smoking everything on the road.

    • @bobcantstandzyobitz9778
      @bobcantstandzyobitz9778 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@emmanuelalva6597 My friend had a 3.5 Maxima and grandfathers friend had a 3.5 Altima. The Maxima with a 6 spd felt faster, but for a family sedan they had a lot of power.

    • @fredwilliams7893
      @fredwilliams7893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot to mention had a 10 horsepower aswell

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The interior didn't use any 350z parts

    • @markmullen1852
      @markmullen1852 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Weimerica8841It had the 350 gauge cluster.

  • @magiccheeto
    @magiccheeto ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Having dailied an unregistered and uninsured (new jersey plate from idk who) throughout Denver when I was working in Aurora, something about driving one of these shitboxes, especially the 2.5 CVT, just screamed HOOOON. Cutting up traffic, ignoring traffic laws, using the gas exclusively as an on off switch, the car just seemed to demand to have the shit kicked out of it while breaking as many laws as possible. I guess the new Altimas are as similar as they could be, but they sure don't make em like they used to.

    • @iamatlantis1
      @iamatlantis1 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      my father in law inherited one a couple years ago. After 1 year of him dailying it while doordashing, two exterior door handles broke, shifter broke. (keeps a screw driver in it now still works) He immediately crashed it in to the back of a Tesla. Also let a parking garage gate arm lower on to the windshield/roof. He claimed to be previously unaware of the strigma surrounding these cars when I asked him if he was just trying to fit in with all the other Altima owners. I said most of us on the road know to just get the hell out of the way when you see one of those things coming. Especially in the condition like his is in. It was actually in pretty cherry condition for its age when he got it. I've never seen someone run a car cosmetically in to the ground like he did that one. I dont even really consider him to be a bad driver. He loves driving, he's had tons of driving jobs. Just the curse of the Altima I told him. edit: we're white

    • @soFrostyy
      @soFrostyy ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAOOOO

    • @dashthesimple7317
      @dashthesimple7317 ปีที่แล้ว

      As throwaways?

  • @taylorskinner6833
    @taylorskinner6833 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I’m a bodyman in morrow, GA… I’ve worked on more altimas than any other car out there. That and dodge chargers. Not this old, but all of the stereotypes hold true for 2016-2024 models. currently working on one with no brakes. Rotors ground through and pouring brake fluid. Rather than fixing the brakes they have multiple bottles of brake fluid in the back😂😂😂

  • @youtubebotacc
    @youtubebotacc ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The "G" in g35 stands for "gang-shit"

    • @emmanuelalva6597
      @emmanuelalva6597 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The first gen G35 is def gangbanger car.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows ปีที่แล้ว +8

      G-unit. Custom designed to fit any garish 35 inch rims you can get and prime for any thug, gangster, ho, or any other fine individual.

    • @ZMacGregor
      @ZMacGregor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The g in Altima stands for gentlemanly

  • @rushnerd
    @rushnerd ปีที่แล้ว +63

    DMX soundboard is the perfect fit for THIS level of Altima energy.

  • @clutch7366
    @clutch7366 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The only car that gets faster as it gets older!

  • @guttamanekilla9885
    @guttamanekilla9885 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    My ex bought a 2009 on marketplace as her first car, against my insistence against it. Turns out the coolant reservoir was filled with stop-leak and it suddenly started running rough. She had it for two weeks and ironically the engine + CVT blew simultaneously probably two days after we broke up. These things are barely worth the Cat Converters they hold.

    • @Fractal_blip
      @Fractal_blip ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @nofool3258
      @nofool3258 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's sounds about right.

    • @TheChuyDewy
      @TheChuyDewy ปีที่แล้ว

      sounds like could have been prevented
      coolant lines from the radiator go to the engine
      tranny line goes to radiator

    • @alvinsimba734
      @alvinsimba734 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe the breakup helped that Nissan go to waste because she didn’t take your advice….

  • @kbaweshumvideos7454
    @kbaweshumvideos7454 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Now its time for you guys to look at the former, unmotivated, "He's a good kid, he just has his own problems" problem child who passed from an OD on the corner of 5th and West Ave... the Chevy Cavalier.

  • @noneed4me2n7
    @noneed4me2n7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    My monster in law has one and despite her neglect it’s still hanging on. I wouldn’t take it if she gave it to me as it’s a running jalopy in the truest sense. Everything is broken in the interior, electrical is iffy, all xmas on the dash, suspension issues (pulls right all the time, great for circling) brakes squeal. Yet despite all the issues she still chugs along maintenance free. I wish I had her dumb luck as if I look cross at my wife’s cars it’s a warranty repair. I’m into Toyotas now.

    • @Badrecon33
      @Badrecon33 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At first, I was wondering why you misspelled mother in law as "monster in law."

    • @noneed4me2n7
      @noneed4me2n7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Badrecon33 it’s still going and that’s back and forth from LA to San Bernardino region. It’s parked in front of my house now. I won’t ride in it anymore even if I have to. I feel like it’s going to give anytime and strand me somewhere.

    • @mromatic17
      @mromatic17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that why I drive old shitty ford trucks they are all over junkyards and they made 700k alone in 1994! cheap parts for days and they are easy as fuck to fix!

  • @stephanrichardson1003
    @stephanrichardson1003 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The fact that I could literally go out and buy the ashtray shift nob Altima is awesome

  • @adventa2358
    @adventa2358 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    absolutely dying dude - you guys give me the same vibes as chilling with the guys at my first car meet just joking about stuff. good shit keep it coming

    • @CollectorCarFeed
      @CollectorCarFeed  ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Appreciate you king

    • @adventa2358
      @adventa2358 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@CollectorCarFeed might be a girl but i'll wear the title of king with pride dude!

    • @andrewgarcia3136
      @andrewgarcia3136 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@adventa2358he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes

  • @POVwithRC
    @POVwithRC ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I definitely want an Altima SE R.
    I definitely never want to be seen getting in or out of one or driving one. The duality of man.

  • @Inbal_Feuchtwanger
    @Inbal_Feuchtwanger ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Imagine spending $16k on a 2006 Altima. Some people are nuts.

  • @MattTheriot
    @MattTheriot ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Everyone knows Toyota is renowned for their reliability. This has created the "Toyota Tax" of people selling used Toyotas at quite the premium.
    Let me propose inversely the Nissan Discount. Nissan has had a lot of problems with their vehicles, especially the Sedans with the CVTs. This makes particularly their body on frame vehicles unbeatable value as those are pretty rock solid. I got my Nissan Xterra used for $4,500. A similar year/mile 4Runner would have probably been $12,000. I love my Xterra, it's 90% the vehicle of a 4Runner at 30% the price.

    • @marcodarko6941
      @marcodarko6941 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toyota definitely has a steep tax.
      I think about that as the owner of Highlander when I see a Pathfinder out there. It sucks but I'd much rather have the Toyota.

    • @ChokeUhhBitch
      @ChokeUhhBitch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The proof is in the craigslist ads

  • @SK-lt1so
    @SK-lt1so ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The official "I lost the game of life" car

  • @feelgoodhorizon4084
    @feelgoodhorizon4084 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "helltima" or "altnasty" for you hood educated folk.
    the most feared driver of all the highway.
    insurance companies have night terrors about them.

  • @RacingHeartMedia
    @RacingHeartMedia ปีที่แล้ว +19

    No Altimas no Bullshit😂😂😂

    • @iancody3362
      @iancody3362 ปีที่แล้ว

      all altimas all bullshit

    • @CollectorCarFeed
      @CollectorCarFeed  ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn I didn't even think about that

  • @basedlibertyprime
    @basedlibertyprime ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’m at work running a rock truck and those knocks had me fucked up, I thought shit was breaking lol.

  • @tespenkr9924
    @tespenkr9924 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I never knew why people considered these fast or dangerous until I got an SL AWD and it felt like it had 200+. Good lord.

    • @andrewgarcia3136
      @andrewgarcia3136 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's all in the gearing. Even a versa feels kinda fast from a stop. But it has no balls over 50-60

    • @mromatic17
      @mromatic17 ปีที่แล้ว

      200 horsepower isn't that much bro

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've got an 2004 Altima. For a car that size with just 150 hp, it somehow felt like it had some pep to it and of all the cars I've had, it's the easiest to squeal the tires. I'm not saying it honestly has good performance, but it seems to do it's best to fake it. Of course it had enough performance for me to lose control on a California highway, spinning it around three times before I slammed tail first into a concrete barrier. I got a half assed repair job, so I think I got my Big Altima Energy street cred.

    • @JohnDoeWasntTaken
      @JohnDoeWasntTaken 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's exactly how I'd describe the feeling of driving my 03. Feels like the sumbitch has 300.

  • @tonywong8134
    @tonywong8134 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The problem with the Altima is that Chevy stopped making cars. The people who used to buy Chevy Malibu's and Impalas flocked to the Altima ever since Chevy stopped making them.

  • @Ttran778
    @Ttran778 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I say this, both as a massive Nissan enthusiast and two-time Infiniti owner: Nissan made a massive mistake by putting the 3.5 V6 into the Altima.
    A MASSIVE MISTAKE.

    • @terrenperez
      @terrenperez ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why ????

    • @odeefromdawic
      @odeefromdawic ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terrenperezcar is way too fast for low cost. Inspires demon activity from people with even the lowest of credit scores.

    • @Nev1812
      @Nev1812 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@terrenperezdespite being more fuel-efficient it's not as zippy as the previous models

    • @Synic08
      @Synic08 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah… they messed up putting the 350z engine in it… gtfo.

  • @odeefromdawic
    @odeefromdawic ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Got a 2017 3.5SL with 6 miles on it in black and I would not recommend it for a first time car owner. 277hp from the factory is faster than most cars on the road are willing to push themselves, so I could always stay about 15 mph ahead of highway traffic and know I had the pull power to overtake left lane campers. The car looks slow but it hauls ass. The CVT, while being notoriously unreliable, can get you from 55 on the entrance ramp of the freeway to 136 without sounding loud or feeling TOO fast in about 10 seconds. Teenage me abused the hell out of that car and it just kept begging for more. I love how smooth and low profile it feels, but it is way too much of a temptation to swim through lanes and speed for an undisciplined driver, especially since that fwd won’t lose traction unless you’re hydroplaning. I got 5 tickets in one year before I finally started driving it like a normal human being. Went from 16mpg to about 25 and the urge to speed still comes up from time to time but I fight every day to ignore it. I love the car but fr something about the way it’s constructed can bring the demon out of you and I fear it just as much as I love it. I have an 08 550i bmw 6 speed manual and i don’t feel anywhere close to the Level of impatience i do when I’m driving the Altima. It’s too easy to maneuver, too fast from the factory, and overall I think it’s one of the most slept on FWD cars of all time.

  • @lawsonjames1639
    @lawsonjames1639 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The top pick vehicle for the 300 credit score 🎼 crowd, honorable mention to the Chevy Cruze.

  • @AuthenticHD
    @AuthenticHD ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You ain't gotta like it cause the hood gon' love it"
    -Jay Rock

  • @seblo8462
    @seblo8462 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Saw an Altima use the emergency lane like if it was a regular lane going about 60mph when the traffic gridlocked on the 110fwy in downtown LA the other morning hahaha

  • @razzman5778
    @razzman5778 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Definitely a car of all time 💯💯🔥🔥🔥

  • @jared2880
    @jared2880 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The VQ35s in these were no joke though, even when paired with the CVT…

  • @Thomasrollins_
    @Thomasrollins_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The thing is, those SERs are an absolute steal. They hit 60 in like 5 something seconds and will run like 140+ back in the mid 2000s, and they’re super reliable. If they weren’t associated with the Altima stereotype they’d be consistent $13,000 today.

  • @charlesharmon4926
    @charlesharmon4926 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The official car of I’m a strong independent woman that don’t need no man for anything with my 500 FICO score, 3 kids from 3 different baby daddies paying me child support, a HUD rent voucher, and SNAP benefit card 🤡🤡

  • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
    @rightwingsafetysquad9872 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every single Altima owner either is, will become, or used to be a drug dealer. All of them, no exceptions.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's also just a FEMINIST mobile, women love to drive like scum in them.

  • @thabangtlaleane3497
    @thabangtlaleane3497 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    CCF single handedly saving me from a spiraling cycle of monotonous living, I thank you all ❤

  • @cbmbdb
    @cbmbdb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guaranteed single mother car....badum tum

  • @t4rci427
    @t4rci427 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My dad owned an SE growing up and all the ones I'm seeing on here have dash cracks in the same spots it's crazy 💀

  • @pacificgeorgejohnsen7676
    @pacificgeorgejohnsen7676 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    14:50 just ran to the front door so fkn fast 🙃🙃🙃🙃

    • @pguth98
      @pguth98 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The surround was a little bit too good there, I thought someone was tapping on a window or something.

  • @wccrispy
    @wccrispy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just went into Walmart. Altima was going down the wrong direction of the parking aisle. Clapped out. Bad paint. Aftermarket rims. And the driver was of a particular demographic.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      don't go to wal-mart!

    • @DioTheGreatOne
      @DioTheGreatOne หลายเดือนก่อน

      Negative credit score?

  • @KILLERONROAD
    @KILLERONROAD ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now that Grand Prixs are falling off the road since they haven't been made in over a decade, the Altima has risen up to take its place as the reckless poor people car. As a former Grand Prix GT owner, I can't help but want an Altima lol

    • @voiceofreason2674
      @voiceofreason2674 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grand prixs don't die. The AC breaks and they all develop the same burnt plastic smell but they RULE

    • @KILLERONROAD
      @KILLERONROAD ปีที่แล้ว

      @@voiceofreason2674 Yeah they do, they die all the time. The engines don't die but the rest of the car does lol

    • @stoneylonesome4062
      @stoneylonesome4062 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      80’s/90’s/00’s GM cars will run like dogshit longer than a BMW/Audi/Jaguar/Mini/Volkswagen will run at all. Buick 3800 V6/60° V6/LS + TurboHydromatic/Tremec Manual Gearbox is not a bad powertrain, reliability wise

  • @foxdragon88
    @foxdragon88 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Grape soda enthusiasts would enjoy this episode

    • @junyaiwase
      @junyaiwase ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha racism is so hilarious

    • @uncleguike
      @uncleguike ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@junyaiwasebro’s using 90s racist jokes 😂

    • @foxdragon88
      @foxdragon88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@uncleguike Always in style. Like matching my timberlines to my black face paint.

    • @hirepikepower36
      @hirepikepower36 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's grape drink, smh

    • @805_6HUNNIT
      @805_6HUNNIT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hirepikepower36actually it’s grape drank smh

  • @Paladin1034
    @Paladin1034 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The problem is that they're really not bad cars. Sure the VQ is kind of terrible after 100k, and the CVT will fail 5 miles out of warranty. But past that, they're decent. It's just this car is the car of choice for peak poor activities and I don't even really know why that is.

    • @PotatoNuts
      @PotatoNuts 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No CVT's on this generation (02-06)

    • @Paladin1034
      @Paladin1034 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PotatoNuts no, but meaning more Altimas in general.

  • @lilairstrike535
    @lilairstrike535 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    those knocks got my ass 😂😂😂

  • @PB8man
    @PB8man ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I drove an Altima SER. I loved that car.

  • @dougsmith6262
    @dougsmith6262 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always
    Leave
    This
    Insane
    Motorist
    Alone

  • @aluminumfalcon552
    @aluminumfalcon552 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I miss my 06 3.5 SE, bought it new and put 205,000 HARD but trouble free miles on it. Drove it like I stole it every day.
    That being said, my tuned Alltrack is a better car all around, more comfortable, practical, quicker, more modern, better handling, AWD, more of a sleeper.

  • @drakegilliam5375
    @drakegilliam5375 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I had my first kiss in the front seat of a Nissan Altima outside of my local mall when I was 16. Truly the moment of all time in the car of all time

  • @pauliewalnuts240
    @pauliewalnuts240 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nissan used to be great. But in this time period, many brands had cars with bigger engines from higher models. Every model had multiple engines. Nowadays your choice is turbo 4. Or turbo 4.

  • @Soloist1983
    @Soloist1983 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just picked one of these up for $1800, SL model 3.5L, 120k, fun car. I guess I don't get the hate, they are nice daily drivers, provided they are well maintained. And dude, those knocks, fuck...I was watching this 2am, scared the shit out of me.

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:45 AM, thought some mofo’s were shooting outside. 😂

    • @Johndoe205525
      @Johndoe205525 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s not the car people hate it’s the type of people that drive them.

  • @ethanetn
    @ethanetn ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I drove one as a rental and did 120 all the way to pitsburg on a 4 hour road trip. It does something to you man, i like classical but the car changed it to ganster rap and i found i was wearing colors and holding a glock with an extendo and switch on it.

  • @remy7156
    @remy7156 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Altima and the 2008 grey impala with the missing hubcap on the driver’s side front are my worst fears on the road. 😂

  • @pllmop
    @pllmop ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The “5.5” gen (2001-2003) maxima came with the same drivetrain, but also could be optioned with an HLSD. With good tires, they put down a near 5.9 second 0-60 and are fun as hell to throw down the canyon. It’s no 350z, but it will carry more bitches than one.

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      including the driver

    • @drwombat
      @drwombat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still fwd tho?

    • @pllmop
      @pllmop ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drwombat Yeah, with the exception of the 1st generation (1981-1984), all maximas were FWD. It’s a fun car regardless of its layout.

    • @robertcamble3543
      @robertcamble3543 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The 96 - 99s are still serious on the road I had one for 8 yrs & barely had problems with it . The older Maxima's still will give newer cars a run for their money when tuned properly.

    • @pllmop
      @pllmop ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robertcamble3543 For sure, they are proven platforms reliability wise, I personally think the 1st and 4th generations look the best. Only issue with the previous gens is really just the transmissions. The 6 speeds in the 5.5 gen could handle 500-600 whp given you upgrade the synchros. Can’t speak on the old 5 speeds though.

  • @nottabossman
    @nottabossman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    everytime i see an altima I STAY AWAY. the most dangerous drivers by far and they dont care about anyone but themselves. yes you in the comments with an altima, im talking bout YOU. slow tf down

  • @numberneinlarge9965
    @numberneinlarge9965 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Was in traffic yesterday and some stooge in an Altima both tried to cut me off and almost hit my car. Thanks Big Altima

  • @glenbuxton3525
    @glenbuxton3525 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A friend of mine had a 2004 Altima until recently. Like all the others I see in the wild, the paint was fully degraded wherever the sun was hitting it. 3 out of the 4 plastic exterior door handles were broken off. When he picked me up, he had to reach over and open the door for me from inside. Interior was thrashed and filthy. But it got him from point A to point B, and on the weekends, point C. And yet, somehow, he ended up getting a decent amount when he traded it in to a used lot. It was, without a doubt, an car.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hey, off topic, GLEN BUXTON!!!!!!!!! nice, I worship Buxton, guy was a beast.

  • @dyelan2010
    @dyelan2010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These cars spend their entire lifetime with no more than an eight of a tank of gas in them. Guaranteed.

  • @the_nameless2891
    @the_nameless2891 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I accidentaly found your guys channel and im hooked, i always get a good laugh out of these videos

    • @kettle_of_chris
      @kettle_of_chris ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same! It was their video on...well, it was this video actually.

  • @ossumopossum
    @ossumopossum ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:34 double limo tint and this 20yo is the hood pass lolol needs rental service on the title but ppl will let you cut in traffic cuz they know you are about to anyway

  • @spicytuna62
    @spicytuna62 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The funniest thing about the image at 23:28 is the gauge cluster is from a Honda Accord. And honestly, what is the Honda Accord but the rich man's Altima?

  • @user-qh2jg9ee7n
    @user-qh2jg9ee7n 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lost one of the hub caps due to hydroplaning so i removed the other 3 to match. it feels good knowing i never have to fear anyone breaking into my car since altima with no hub caps is seen as having nothing of value inside

  • @JulioLopez-xz5kx
    @JulioLopez-xz5kx ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nissan Altima: The official car of Basketball Americans.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      haha, nope, not just them, it's a broad mobile.

    • @DioTheGreatOne
      @DioTheGreatOne หลายเดือนก่อน

      The official car of people with negative credit scores.

  • @kellen.leavell
    @kellen.leavell ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This style of content is perfect. Just homies in a discord call hanging out talking bout cars. Just earned a sub this shit is fire.

  • @ShawnsSerenity777
    @ShawnsSerenity777 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have a Altima with a 6 speed but it's not a SE-R unfortunately I wish it was but I have done a lot of work to try to get it to the SE-R level I have only lost 1 street race to an Infinity G6 turbo so I'm not really mad it's definitely been a great car it never left me stranded very reliable and I would buy it again all over again

  • @mariohnyc
    @mariohnyc ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i still have my 05 nissan sentra se-r that i bought brand new in 05. it's been a solid car, bought it as a daily commute vehicle and it's done the job.

  • @diet_dr.demoncore
    @diet_dr.demoncore ปีที่แล้ว +4

    first video I have watched by you guys, won't be the last

  • @bronsontolliver9027
    @bronsontolliver9027 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I drive hundreds of miles a week for my job. From interstates to state highways all the way down to residential and country backroads. I give the right of way to emergency vehicles, tractor trailers and damn Nissans. Most dangerous FAFO mobile.

  • @NeuKrofta
    @NeuKrofta ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Correction: watch out when you see a Nissan DRIVER on the road

  • @incomingincoming1133
    @incomingincoming1133 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It has the right sh!tbox ingredients. Cheap, spacious, and very well built (robust). It's cheap enough that ppl who don't have money to maintain cars can still afford it. It's well built enough to keep running even when you abuse and neglect it. It's big enough that ppl who can buy only one car can use it. And the performance isn't the worst.

  • @wr1ght939
    @wr1ght939 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ALTIMA GANG STAY UP 😤😤😤😤😤😤👌👌💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @lorenzenbradley1929
    @lorenzenbradley1929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's why I never look at any used Nissan or Hyundai vehicles because some people don't take care of it all raggedy and drive like no one else is on the road never been in an accident except by two different Nascar females 1st one ran the stop sign and the other hit and run on the highway but got caught

  • @Pbagz1
    @Pbagz1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah see them in Florida tinted out with the front bumper hanging off, driving 120 in a 55. Buy here pay here license plate frame, reeking of weed as it passes by.

  • @FractalGibbon
    @FractalGibbon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What if Altimas become the gnx/gran nationals of the 2100s. History looks back at car people of this era with absolute disgust

  • @Gettenhart
    @Gettenhart ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If she has one of these, she 4 the streets

  • @JoJoJoker
    @JoJoJoker ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nissan Altima drivers being the worst on the road is not only my theory? Funny story: several years ago the same Altima driver cut me off and nearly hit my car at the same stop light two nights in a row. It was like Groundhog Dog.

  • @dantesinfernopurgatory7826
    @dantesinfernopurgatory7826 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nissan Altima - the official vehicle of the Amber Alert.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      haha, hell yeah!

  • @ubcroel4022
    @ubcroel4022 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    >anime pfp
    >been to the RGV
    >Knows Spanish
    Damn, Netgear is a brownoid

  • @SIGINT007
    @SIGINT007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Buy here-pay here special, found on the side of the interstate with a flat tire and flat bill bro or single mom standing next to it

  • @UBeesh10
    @UBeesh10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awwww black ice. The official scent of parole and probation.

  • @cardude1957
    @cardude1957 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This gen altima has the largest cup holders you will ever find in any car ever. MFs can fit a 2 liter

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      made it for dey 40z

  • @SchizoReviews1599
    @SchizoReviews1599 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Guys talkin cars, boys being openly racist in the comments, no one freaking out, just all around good vibes. We are so back😎

  • @OldDyer
    @OldDyer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this and the dodge caliber srt4 are the last true shitboxes, should do a video on those

  • @sly9263
    @sly9263 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    altima usually means poor/ghetto driver no consideration for anyone else on the road and nothing to lose

  • @chadatkinson5091
    @chadatkinson5091 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't always see an Altima, but when I do, it's passing me on the highway with the spare tire mounted.

  • @Spyre_aint_it
    @Spyre_aint_it ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who started using "An Car"? I heard it first from DankPods (Garbage Time respectively)

    • @CollectorCarFeed
      @CollectorCarFeed  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "an (blank)" and "one of the (blanks) of all time" are both pretty standardized memes, we definitely didn't start that

    • @robotstampede
      @robotstampede 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      RCR used it as far back as season 1, but it kinda pre-dates being used with cars, just sort of a catch all since the Mitchell iPod incident from 4chan.

  • @SirKingCora
    @SirKingCora ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I never knew Altima's had this stigma. I've owned two in my lifetime and both were great. An '02 auto 2.5L SL that I had for 4 years until I sold it when I moved across the country. Then I bought a 3.5L manual SL when I had to take my '99 S15 off the road because some jackass did a hit and run and destroyed my front bumper.

    • @Synic08
      @Synic08 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Most terrible drivers dont realize how bad they are…. Case and point.

  • @danielescobar7618
    @danielescobar7618 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol when your buy here pay here car payment has to coexist with child support

  • @andrewlove3686
    @andrewlove3686 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    POV you're a Nissan altima or chrysler 300 in a buy here pay here lot.