How to Watch Television By Charlie Brooker

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  • @jc13jach3
    @jc13jach3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    12:34
    2003: Fight the urge to change channels
    2013: Fight the urge to change tabs

  • @McPrfctday
    @McPrfctday 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is like a chapter from The Hitchhiker's Guide, if Ford had employed some humans to write sections while he was stuck on Earth. Marvellous.

  • @Red_wine
    @Red_wine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That last part was genius,you got me ;)

  • @danieloram4963
    @danieloram4963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Having been overly involved in mundane human activities I had disposed of my TV some 20 years ago, and was about to dive back in unaware of the significant risks involved. Not only was I drunk on my sense of righteousness from not watching TV, but I had not even attempted to plan what I watched, beyond the intention to use unconstrained sarcasm to induce a feeling of superiority.
    Thank you Charlie Brooker .. you quite literally saved my life ...

  • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
    @user-zh4vo1kw1z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brooker's Great for a headachy week. He manages to make 'brain' sound like an insult

  • @alexrogersanimation
    @alexrogersanimation 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    What if Charlie Brooker reviewed his own show?

  • @MysteryEzekude
    @MysteryEzekude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Calls charged at 50 pints of dignity per nanosecond"? Yikes...Why didn't I notice this years ago?

  • @NAFmunchausen
    @NAFmunchausen 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never giggled at an egg so much before in my life.

  • @leofwine045
    @leofwine045 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    But no one watches tv anymore. They're all too busy watching youtube.

    • @andrey22
      @andrey22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Roy Saxon Same rules apply.

    • @cassanateli
      @cassanateli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roy Saxon I dont watch youtube, only tv

    • @Spacecookie-
      @Spacecookie- 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watching TV on youtube.
      People are the worst.

  • @brandonnow4188
    @brandonnow4188 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    charie broker is very funny !

  • @passthebutterrobot2600
    @passthebutterrobot2600 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Screenwipe / Newswipe lifts me from the doldrums & bumps me back down to reality every few seconds

  • @ianisoverparty
    @ianisoverparty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    there's something rather eerie and melancholic about this. i guess that's why Black Mirror came to be.

  • @tomtalk24
    @tomtalk24 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Ironic, as this video is recorded/uploaded in such a poor way, the beginning of the episode talks about screen size and aspect ratio.

    • @solseppies
      @solseppies 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Doesn't get obvious satire*

    • @MarbleThumbs
      @MarbleThumbs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jiggly Puff Actually, Thomas Taylor is correct, whilst Charlie Brooker demonstrates aspect ratio changes, for some reason the uploader has added auto adjustments, so when the frame changes, the edit automatically 'corrects' it, that kind of ruins the whole point.

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matthew Tyrer I'm sure if Charlie saw the result he would regret not adding the "auto-resize" deliberately, though.

    • @MarbleThumbs
      @MarbleThumbs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RFC3514 It's bloody awful, makes the screen wobble like jelly!

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Tyrer Exactly!

  • @andy_lamb
    @andy_lamb 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great stuff. Thanks for posting.

  • @vinesauceobscurities
    @vinesauceobscurities 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This show is almost 15 years old. Jesus fuck.

  • @dadude4960
    @dadude4960 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    the ending i like.
    gave me many ideas.

  • @MysteryEzekude
    @MysteryEzekude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Why do I feel like this could be the catalyst for Black Mirror?

    • @alkapowportstar7808
      @alkapowportstar7808 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      because you are dense maybe?

    • @MysteryEzekude
      @MysteryEzekude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alkapow Portstar Must be my mistake then.

    • @SlowJoman
      @SlowJoman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Mystery Ezekude In no way does this come across as a specific source of inspiration for Black Mirror. Brooker is fascinated by many things, this being one of them.

    • @MysteryEzekude
      @MysteryEzekude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SlowJoman I see. :)

  • @TheRealDerfMan
    @TheRealDerfMan 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks from Canada for uploading these, eh...! ;)

  • @PercyBeanProductions
    @PercyBeanProductions 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yup. It jumps between 16:9 and 4:3, making a joke about this somehow being the solution rather than stretching or squeezing. Or something like that.

  • @stiddlyrehman
    @stiddlyrehman 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very interesting.. I do like Charlie

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved the egg.

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Classic stuff. Also the first time I'd noticed that what was labelled 'capacitor' was actually the line output transformer.

  • @mattyk722
    @mattyk722 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fucking hell! He predicted that x box thing 4 years ago !

  • @ftlouim
    @ftlouim 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    From which film is the picture he uses when he talks about "aspect ratio"? I've seen that movie years ago and forgot the name.

  • @SlowJoman
    @SlowJoman 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Top bird at the end

  • @SomaticApparition
    @SomaticApparition 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11.45 Is that Milton Jones? xD

  • @manchesterblue2007
    @manchesterblue2007 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    woop!...space mice :)

  • @heavymetalirishman
    @heavymetalirishman  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yup

  • @teethgrinder83
    @teethgrinder83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "When top gear met see hear" lol
    Edit-I used to date Dennis nilsons niece 😂

    • @princesspentagram3458
      @princesspentagram3458 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Teethgrinder 83 What was he actually like in real life if you don't mind me asking that is

  • @dullheadedfreak
    @dullheadedfreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like Charlie is the Human embodiment of Radiohead.

  • @elementarydrw
    @elementarydrw 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didn't this come out 10 years ago?

  • @TheDubility
    @TheDubility 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have a feeling that's just the editing making a joke about what he was saying about aspect ratio

  • @ThePhunboy
    @ThePhunboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Mr Brooker: as a red haired man I am disappointed in the decision to employ the phrase " Unloved ginger haired runt"- Please replace 'unloved' and 'runt' with the words "grossly unappreciated" and "uber-mensch", respectively. It renders your simile meaningless, but more importantly is less offensive to me.

    • @DrMattPhillips
      @DrMattPhillips 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ThePhunboy The world doesn't exist to alter itself to ease you when you get personally offended by something.

    • @ThePhunboy
      @ThePhunboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you a doctor of stating the obvious?

    • @jfGunnTV
      @jfGunnTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Dr Matt Phillips It's super obviously a joke and you're being a dumbass while simultaneously acting like you're smarter than the other guy. Nice one!

    • @DrMattPhillips
      @DrMattPhillips 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I take it you read things and add your own opinions as to what people are talking about rather then reading it from a intellectual stand point and consider what people are actually talking about, because I think you've missed the point of what I was saying which was also on the lines of satire.

    • @benmason3024
      @benmason3024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Dr Matt Phillips Don't kid yourself mate.

  • @bakayurei
    @bakayurei 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    it is a computer nightmare

  • @IBiteThings
    @IBiteThings 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that a young Barry Shitpeas?

  • @heavymetalirishman
    @heavymetalirishman  11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is?!
    But i haven't approved any!

  • @eaglehousewasteservices1709
    @eaglehousewasteservices1709 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:49

  • @applemask
    @applemask 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YOU'RE WATCHING TELEVISION YOU'RE WATCHING TELEVISION YOU'RE WATCHING TELEVISION YOU'RE WATCHING TELEVISION YOU ARE WATCHING TELEVISION YOU

  • @thedudeabides3294
    @thedudeabides3294 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:56 "IRRELEVENT"
    The voice is Charlie but is the video made/edited by a fan?

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, some of the animations here feature in the tv wipe intro, and brooker appears in one of the on-camera segments, so, no
      edit: nevermind! my memory was playing tricks on me. they're not the same. however, this was the genuine footage. including the constant zooming in and out. it was all deliberate for the weird low/high budget effect they had going on i guess.

    • @nepiris
      @nepiris 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, i was trying to work out if there was a reason for spelling irrelevant wrongly.

  • @punkpoetry
    @punkpoetry 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    the chick from nathan barley

  • @tykykable
    @tykykable 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh look, it's her off of from out of Nathan Barley in a sideways lift.

  • @heavymetalirishman
    @heavymetalirishman  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    No worries man, Besides i totally agree with you if i were to put Ads and make profit from a CHARLIE BROOKER video id be a not only a complete wanker but a hypocritical one as well, TH-cam is getting quite scary recently, not only are they putting ads on videos whether the creators like it or not I heard on the news not long back that there going to introduce a PAID SUBSCRPTION to their most popular channels.

  • @guesster
    @guesster 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    did u do some kind of awful youtube post-editing effect? it keeps jumping in and jumping back out and it's ridiculously annoying.

  • @libertycaps666
    @libertycaps666 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i heard that to dude youtubes gone corporate as shit over the last year or 2

  • @roboosh
    @roboosh 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that true about the killer guy? watching TV with the dead bodies of victims?

  • @heavymetalirishman
    @heavymetalirishman  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nope that's the original file, couldn't find better quality than that unfortunately.

  • @eaglehousewasteservices1709
    @eaglehousewasteservices1709 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:00

  • @AlexMcshred6505plus
    @AlexMcshred6505plus 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    23:47 no I'm not

  • @yhvhdrdar
    @yhvhdrdar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:40 So, is nicole kidman a lesbian?

  • @cassanateli
    @cassanateli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn I fucked up the simulator, anyone manage to keep their eyes closed?

  • @AnthonyFlack
    @AnthonyFlack 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really doubt it.

  • @Canaderek
    @Canaderek 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the big deal? I mutter sarcastic remarks about people on tv, and I'M not even a murderer.

  • @theMoporter
    @theMoporter 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't make sarcy comments at TV because I think I'm better than everyone else. I KNOW I'm better than everyone else.

  • @chaos.corner
    @chaos.corner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's no test. I feel like there should be a test. I wouldn't want to go and try and watch TV without being sure I had properly absorbed the presented information.

  • @PicoPlaytime
    @PicoPlaytime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is the constant hiss a deliberate attempt to evoke informative 1970s/80s programmes like Tomorrow's World, or is it just a really crappy recording?

  • @flashfm7456
    @flashfm7456 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to know someone like Piers, with his miniature TV set in the corner almost obscured by his Noam Chomsky book collection. As you can imagine, the man was a pretentious tool.

  • @Sheffield_Steve
    @Sheffield_Steve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is definately not the Charlie Brooker I'm used to, a tad dull.
    He almost sounds like a demo of a TV from a salesperson of which, the compamy's going into administration.

  • @marrickvillian
    @marrickvillian 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Adblock. That is all.

  • @RedwoodStarkey
    @RedwoodStarkey 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like if you're reading the comments until the egg goes away...

  • @AlexParkYT
    @AlexParkYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how cynical this is lol

  • @Nautilus1972
    @Nautilus1972 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reading Noam Chomsky makes one pretentious? Being educated is pretentious?

  • @eaglehousewasteservices1709
    @eaglehousewasteservices1709 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:42

  • @eaglehousewasteservices1709
    @eaglehousewasteservices1709 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:00

  • @eaglehousewasteservices1709
    @eaglehousewasteservices1709 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:55

  • @eaglehousewasteservices1709
    @eaglehousewasteservices1709 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:55

  • @eaglehousewasteservices1709
    @eaglehousewasteservices1709 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:49

  • @eaglehousewasteservices1709
    @eaglehousewasteservices1709 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:34