Answering Your Assumptions About Me
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.พ. 2019
- Heath, Matt, and I crack down at my worst habits while playing with expired slime
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if you see this good for u!
Only Zane Matt and Heath would walk away from the camera and keep it in the video bc they’re 24/7 funny
LITERALLY MY FAVES
Literally watch time lmao...
Take a shot every time Matt says “you over activated it!!”
no one:
absoulutely no one:
matt: YoU oVeRaCtIvAtEd ThE sLiMe
He did tho
XD
This!!!!! LMFAO
*gasp* You overactivated the slime...
This boi so concerned 😂
*Matt being picked on about his slime feels so nostalgic hahaha.* 😂😭
‘It was garlic bread I thought you’d like it...’ I CHOKED
I fucking whEEzed
Matt legit makes every video 100X better😂 His commentary is THE BEST lol
Agree
Excuse you
I wish he uploaded more:(
1:16 Matt getting so excited and clapping his hands over the Slime😂😭💜
Thats so cute
zane and heath getting lectured by matt is the funniest shit for no reason lmaoo😭
Take a shot every time Matt says "You over activated it!" Lolllll😂
I'd be hospitalised 😂
Laughing out loud, loud, loud, loud, loud XD
Everytime matt imitates zane it's so funny 9:27
I was truly entertained for 10 minutes. Lmao. “Don’t overactive the slimeee...” 😂
If I knew all I need to get Matt’s attention was slime... I would have been invested in the slime industry 😂
same girl
True
making a slime insta as we speak
tea
sassies
Matt and I make our own line of activator dust
Duh that would be lit
Yes 100% would buy
YASSS!!!
You the real MVP😂
Zane Hijazi definitely
no one:
not a soul:
literally not nobody:
matt: activator
“zane running for president”
*baby we all know **_damn_** well he don’t run*
Ok but why is Matt actually adorable with his pink hoodie & slime😂💕
Neon Mind lmao I know right ....😂
Neon Mind Matt is always adorable
yes
Litterly ik
7:30 and 7:35 😂
*I’m late but heath is in a healthy relationship and it shows*
*IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM*
YES ! I saw him and mariah at a mall and you can see how good they are with each other.
@@cnc510 ahhh I'm jealous of you! I would freak if I had to see them in public
Pepsi Cola I was freaking out! my heart dropped like I honestly almost cried.
Poor Zane 😂
Golden B Hi guys. I’m a youtuber and my viewers said that I look like Zane Hijazi. Do you see the resemblance?😎subscribe channnel 🙏🏻😉👍
I like how Matt was shading them for not graduating college and doing TH-cam videos with slime... but like Matt you graduated college and you're doing the same thing baby.
Sammi M u CaLlEd HiM bAbY uR dAtInG
Noor Aly true
Sammi M b A b Y?
but if they're youtube careers end, matt has something to fall back on
@@laurensinclaire3356 teaaaaa
Matt said “I thought you’d like that stuff it’s from your homeland.” 😂😂
Matt needs to call Shane and have an afternoon slime playdate!
Shy One yassssss
Matts final words before his death “over activated”
Matt and Kelsey send each other slime videos? This was a piece of information i didn't know i needed to know
Right??? I feel like no one's talking about it???
2 best youtube trios-
1. Shane, Garrett, Drew
2. Heath, Zane, Matt
True
Mayya W agreed
Not to be mean or any.thing but it's Andrew....😬
3. Scott Todd and Jeff
emma ethan grayson
“Don’t over activate the slime”
He’s lazy, no good, don’t do nothing, always hanging out talking trash 😂😂😂 I say this on the DAILY
I read this comment as they were saying it 😂
Faith ASMR I felt this comment I read it in their voices too lol
i literally read this exactly when he said it lol
what video is that fromm
xxL0RYxx it’s one of David’s old vlogs I just looked and it’s “underwater iPhone” x it’s like halfway through it’s so funny and one of my favourite moments
Matt’s comment at 6:53 is a whole ass mood 😂 he had me rolling!! 😂
i find it so sweet when heath is reading one of the rude assumptions about zane and stops bc he realizes how mean it was
"Someone made an assumption that I'm fat and lazy. Honey, that's not an assumption, everybody knows"
*“I’m sure y’all having real slimy conversations”* 00:35 😂😂😂
OH MY GOSH MATTS FACE
We need a shane dawson and matt colab involving slime
Matt reminds me of Ross from Friends when he says “you over activated it!”
"Do you look at yourself and sigh in the morning?"
Matt: "..."
SAMEEEE
“Respect the slime”
I love how excited Matt is about the slime bless his cotton socks 🥺
no one:
matt: DONT USE TOO MUCH ACTIVATOR
bruh heath and zane are so handsome like everyone obsessed over Jeff or David or Todd (rightfully so) but like THEY'RE BOTH SO HANDSOME
so is Matt obviously 😂
ashley rittner for real!
@@m.c.bailey7668 the rugged beards man... they always get ya in the heart 😫😍
Can’t believe Heath over activated the slime. Never been more disappointed
"it was garlic bread i thought you'd like it" HAD ME WEEZING
8:41 Matt just protecting his slime 😂😂😂😂
“How dare you disrespect my slime”
does anyone miss the intro with the hover board? lmao
ahhh HAHAHA
PLEASE, BRING IT BACK
7:10-7:25 is my favorite part of the video LMAOOOOO
Sara Unicorn the editing was so goodddd
7:47 why did I immediately know where it’s from
what video is it?
What’s it from
The Vlog is called "UNDERWATER IPHONE!!"
Same 😂💀
Matt and Shane Dawson should make a slim video together
i miss your old intro with the hoverboard tbh
remake it zane
Me too
We all do
But I like this intro better
S A M E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:15 I haven’t laugh more at Matt’s reaction
Matt was so happy enjoying his slime
At least Zane dosen't actually show it while david just puts up "WARNING:PUKE"
Like it really makes me kinda mad how people just call Zane fat. Like he’s really not. He has a little bit of a belly but he looks great now compared to when he didn’t have the weight on him (he just didn’t look right but still hilarious!). Like y’all, him and his friends making that joke is something else but everyone just people being mean is straight up disrespectful. These three are the funniest in the vlog squad. I love everyone else but I truly come here for these threes crazy antics! Y’all just gotta be rude.
I agree.
I just think people in LA are so obsessed with weight to an unhealthy level but Zane looks good and is attractive so I don't get why people have to point out that he is a bit overweight all the time.
Esoteric Enigma exactly! Like he’s a good looking guy, like if he’s fine with it then whatever but I don’t really like everybody coming at him.
Esoteric Enigma I’m from LA, lol, it’s not unique to LA. I would pin it on social media in general
@@itdoesntmatter1862 100% agree. LA mindset is fucked when it comes to appearance. You can be an 8 but in LA a 4 lol
i love zane's laugh so much
Aw you don’t deserve that hate. Love u Zane 💟💟 you’re honestly one of the most creative and underrated people on TH-cam. Your energy is contagious and you deserve everything.
Zane you don’t even have $100 to spend on yourself after the 200th video
ouchie
This is why he got a red iPhone xr after buying an iPhone x
Watching you all gag over garlic bread slime is really how I saw my Saturday Morning going 😂
LOVE YA ZANE ! U r amazing! U always make my day ! ❤️❤️
OMG yall make me laugh too much!! Love seeing my favorites all together in one room
Remember when you were a little kid and it was socially accepted to play with self produced slime? Ahh cheaper days.
Ya, yesterday was so long ago🤦🏻♀️
U still look like a child fuck outta here with your “back in the day” bs
I hope you mean boogers
Can you three please do a conspiracy video please 😂
I LOVE WHEN YOU KEEP ME LAUGHING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE VIDEO! Please do it more, I love you guys
CONGRATS ON 3 MILLION BABY!!!! 💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Matt says “u are over activating my slime”
Did not expect Matt to smoke 💨 weed?
Same I was shook when I found out Carly does
Lol I would die to watch Matt high
I mean idk
Oh I looked at him and knew he smoked
Stephanie Reyes smoke fart weed 😂
I just love Matt so much💕 is little self is playing with slime in the back 😩💕 I would gladly play with slime with them
It's been a minute since I've laughed this hard! The editing for this video was on point!
I hate waiting on these premiers
It’s Smiley same
I know right
I hate it when they do a premier 3 days ahead
THE WORST
my anxiety increased each time they preceded to put the activator in without dissolving it in water first
Nicium SAME
Nicium I thought I was the only one lolol
SKSKSK I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Watching in April, I've had it on repeat this whole time
this is the most fun video ive seen in a while. everything is just going downhill. love it :D
“Speaking of poop, my next slime...” IM DEAD MATT IS SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂
Shane needs to invite Matt over to review slime , I'd WATCH
i haven’t laughed this much in a long time thank you zane♥️
The nostalgia was real in this video reminds me of the balcony videos 😔 haven’t had a good video of you three all together in awhile ❤️
Matt is like a slime queen all of a sudden
Zane’s looking like a real snack 🥰🤤
Wooooow we love supporters but just remember he’s my baby 😛😂♥️
But subscribe to my channel too while you’re at it 💁🏻♀️😂
fav video ! this 3 is GOLDDDD
have genuinely never seen a more chaotic video
U were supposed to dissolve the borax first😂😂😂😂then u add the activator. U guys are the best though lol.
Zane , baby you’re perfect just the way you are
Marie Sanchez Yas 😍
This trio i can't😂😂😂 way too funny
I come back and watch this video almost every day. One of my fave videos 🤣
i cant stop laughing matt was so disappointed
Speaking of house smells... I really want to know what Jonah’s house smells like lol.
Kayleen Tee Krispy cream
Bread
(i hope zane sees this) i know this is kinda late but i appreciate you so much, heath and matt as well. i’ve been kinda down in the dumps lately and i can’t remember the last time i laughed so hard i almost peed my pants, thank you for making me smile and making me happy! i love all of you💓
Probably one of your best videos. Need more from you three
Love this trio! You should make more video's together 💛
Zane your looking like a snack 😍
You're** :)
@@jasperpotter5410 😂
I'm so excited for the 300th vlog after just watching the vlogue met gala 200th vlog one 😯😯
this is my favorite video of zane’s
zane just.. being zane
heath over activating the slime
and matt showing his love and affection towards slime 😂❤️
it always makes me so happy when scotty’s song plays at the end
Priyankitha Pulipaka Same here!
What's the name of it??
Louise Vik F.O.M.O by scotty sire
ugh why is Matt SO attractive!?
this Is literally the best vlog squad video I've ever watched. I could NOT stop laughing
Matt: makes joke
Zane and heath: yells at Matt
Zane and heath: makes joke
Matt:laughs at the joke
I ship Zane and Heath’s bromance but I ship me and Zane a little more #haram
Gurl😂😂😂 same
Joyce Chahine - Pianist #HARAM HAHAH
Bitch I- ☠️
Nobody:
Me when i like someone: #haram :(
love you zane love all of youre videos
Always the best trio!! 😂😂
omg this video had me dying. loved it !!
Zane is sooo funny really 😂
Love when y’all do videos together!❤️
Me too!
this was so funny omfg, and it cant be just me who could recite the entire bit from the denny house
this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen on your channel and I STAN