VLOG SQUAD PREPARES FOR THE NEXT EARTHQUAKE!!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- We all attempt to prepare for the next big earthquake in 15 minutes!
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if you see this good for u!
Everyone pray for Jeff and Todd when the San Andreas fault cracks ya’ll
Zane Hijazi we will
ya’ll
We will don’t worry
DOnt worry bby we will 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
They goin down!!
“I’m not trying to provide, I’m trying to survive”
*Matt 2019*
He is so quick witted, it's ridiculous.
Vote for matt 2020
He honestly is the funniest one 😂
Erin: “We bought whitey some food”
Todd: “Whitey is going to survive this?”
LOL
Todd said that
Wow and I thought he cannot be funny
@@dana6042 Hes quite funny actually. I watched some of Scotts vlogs and he has some really funny remarks
Madison J yES
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Seriously nobody:
Jeff: “the currency in the future is obviously going to be ice”
Jaylee R. It kinda makes sense though
I don’t need no f******. Friends I don’t need nothing just you and me Todd
I can’t get over how cheap these tv are
Juliana Z what
@@julianaz5438 bro did someone shit in your cereal?????
Heath & Zane: *heavy panting*
Todd & Jeff: "i could use i new popsocket" "get some gum" "i ate a whole peanut butter jar last night"
AbiFernandez 01 yeah peanut butter probably over some woman......
@@tiffanyroseangeles7517 damn u prolly right
i love how everyone is panicking and then there's jeff & todd 😂
sienna khatri mostly Jeff
With their fucking Starbucks😂
Jeff is me in every situation 😂
I know right 😂😂
I like how he sorted the teams like
The hot ones:Jeff and tod
The white ones:Matt Carly and Erin
The baddies:Zane Heath
jeff and todd are okay i wouldnt call them hot
Ellie Sarah YESSS!!!!
The forgotten ones: Matt Carly and Erin
@@iisabelquiin girl jeff? u good
matt whispering "didn't you guys need tampons" was the funniest bit in this video
Same lol At least he knows what the girls need xD
He sounded so concerned/caring too like a grandma hahaha
where
@@Wra8h 2:52
I thought I was the only one that heard that 😂
I can’t with Jeff and Todd like what? 😂😂😂 especially Jeff worrying about tv prices but I love them
N Stands for nobody that follow up at 5:12 tho 😂
human I know right lol
Matt's group: completely serious about getting what they need
Zane and heath: serious but making stupid jokes
Todd and Jeff: "are these prices right?"
Fr😂😂
Todd and Jeff are me and my bsf ;-;
1:58 Jeff: What is AC and water... when it melts?
Todd: Yea
Cecilia Rangel 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂💯
Erin: "Some tampons."
Matt: "For the flow."
so many good one liners in this nfldsgs
Lol frr
Sooo many
*Erin, Carly, and Matt:* medical supplies!! first aid!!
*Jeff and Todd:* * random jabbering about ice cubes *
*Zane and Heath:* fOoD.
Every time it cut to Jeff and Todd I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂
So you could stop laughing? 😂
@@revanianaidoo7634 HAHAHAHAHA
I think I had a stroke trying to work out what this meant
That was all Jeff, the comedic genius. Todd's just his yes man
Crissy Flo IKR I WAS DYING 😂💀💀
Matt: "I'm not trying to provide I'm trying to survive!"
Lmao 😂😂
Everyone: Trying to get useful things for an earthquake.
Jeff: What happened to Zane, is he like getting evicted or did he run out of money, is that why he’s doing two videos a week.
The line is at 3:14
Claire Pi
"I can't get over how cheap these TVs are."
Jeff is a mood 😂
Whats up man? Are these all the right prices? 😂
If you watch carly and erims new video hes installing a new tv 😂😂
Every other team: we gotta go
Jeff: damn TVs are cheap now.
matt + carly + erin, and heath + zane: chaotic scrambling, basically the end of the world.
todd + jeff: shopping leisurely like my mom in the grocery store
*Zane after the video*
“Y’all got your receipts??”
*walks back into store with 3 carts*
I was thinking that the whole time 😂 3 carts worth of stuff, minus one loaf of pulverized bread and a pile of Lunchables
Patsfan1017 lol
Maria Noche 😂😂
Zane: “what do you need towels for!?”
Jeff: “For delivering the babies from all the women we bang”
Todd: “watch when theirs an earthquake and Erin has a baby we’re not gonna give her a towel”
Erin: “ I’m not gonna have a BABY!!”
That was the funniest bit lol🤣❤😂
Am ded laughing 😂😂😂
You should make a video the vlog squad has to survive camping in the woods!! That would be so funny and entertaining!! And you can only use the stuff you bought (maybe with some new things)
I just imagined heath and zane complaining about how hot it is and asking whos idea that was 😂
Omg pls do this
that would be such a good series omg
Omg they really need to do this.
Savannah Hutto yes please
2:52 "Didn't you guys say you needed tampons?" AWWW Matt is precious!! Protect him at all costs!♥️
Thanks for the time stamp, I got distracted and saw this in the comments but couldn't find it 😂
@@Saturn57 lol don't worry, i gatchu!
When Jeff was talking about the ice and had Todd really confused, I felt that.
*heath* : "We got rope..."
*jeff* : "To tie up a family"
*everyone running around frantically*
matt whispers “didn’t you guys say you needed tampons?” 😂
Tess I was waiting till someone commented that😂☠️
I laughed so hard
Tess I died when I heard that 😂
what time?
hahahah bless him !!!!!
No one:
Jeff: “how many lunchables you got though”
“I can’t believe how cheap these tv’s are”
-jeff 2019
its chey! Jeff out of touch with reality by being in jail ....wake up!!!
Says a rich person
I was laughing so hard at that cuz for me a $200 TV is expensive as heck lol!!!!
“are these the right prices ? “ 😂
I gotta agree with him on that, seems like the prices of tv's have gotten lower in the past few years.
Everyone: rushing to actually get supplies
Tod and Jeff: “Wow look at how cheap these TVs are!” and “Oh I could use a pop socket”
And Jeff fucking got in the cart and made Todd push him.
“I’ve been having too much peanut butter lately, last night I ate a whole jar”
Emilie R we need keeping up with the vlog squad as a tv show.. honestly would be hilarious
Grace YOOOO ACTUALLY THO😂
this was so hilarious. perfectly showed everyone’s personalities 😂😂
Jeff's crazy ass humor is so attractive. Love him.
Earthquake hits and Jeff’s container is filled with lunchables 😂
Honestly me though😂😂😂
your 1,000th was me
Nina Nebula thanks
Bro I'm OBSESSED with pizza lunchables. I would definitely choose to be with Jeff during an earthquake. I would mist likely die but at least I get lunchables😂
No, it would be filled with Swedish Fish.
Everyone: running to get supplies
Todd: sipping his Starbucks and pushing cart
Jeff: chilling in cart and talking about how cheap the TVs are
Me:😂😭
Why does Jeff look like he’s planning something evil during the intro 😂
Jennifer Quintero he was planning on making babys
Jennifer Quintero it's ok that's his natural look.
When does he not?
He always looks like that
he probably is
Jeff and Todd are the actual representation of goodlooking but useless guys. HAHAHAHA LMAO
Todd kinda has that creepy joker smile going on...
useless? THEY GON REPOPULATE THE EARTH WIT THEM BABIES
Matt: “didn’t you guys say you needed tampons” a true guy friend 😂
By the way the video is shaking it seems like an earthquake was already happening😂😂
lmaooooo ik this would offend zane lol
LMAOO
Laura Wells PLEASE 💀
@@badlucklaura he already knows he films like this but he doesnt care
*"What is an AC and water when it melts?*
*- ICE "*
~Jeff Wittek 2019
Rehatbir Dhingra there should be a book of your brainy quotes Jeff Wittek,your a smart man,there's a lot going on behind those brown eyes! ❤️❤️
The best part is that he didnt even get ice
This confused the shit out of me and it still does 😂😟
@@shauniloni ice is cold. Ice turns to water when it melts
Rehatbir Dhingra but what does an AC have to do with ice melting??
Jeff and Todd being unconcerned about everything is honestly a mood
Jeff: What is also air conditioning and water when it melts?
Todd: Yeah
Jeff: Ice
Todd: What were you saying?
Jeff: Ice
it actually makes perfect sense lmao
Jeff: Towels to deliver the babies!
Heath: Baby clothes!
Matt: You girls gonna need *TAMPONS*
💀😂😭
ilo oli Matt’s the only one looking out for the girls 😂😂
🤣🤣
matt knows he is never gonna score
ilo oli Matt how you know what those are hmmm
Jeff: What is it? Its ice
Todd: What are you saying
Them both confused 😂
I love how instead of getting condoms Jeff gets towels to prepare for the birth of his children👌🏻💀😂
He gotta repopulate LA 😂
KG Productions NATALIE
ilo oli IKR😂💀💀💀
bbgxbop lol
@@xhjimz5446 bruh no
everyone: runs
erin: *“i’m just gonna walk”*
MEEEEEE
audrey SAME!!! I hate running!
me in p.e.
Zane: We got rope.
Jeff: To tie up a family..
Jeff has some strategies but in a bad way lmao
damn how many lunchables you got though???
had me in TEARS
Igz not enough
“Didn’t u guys say u needed tampons”😭💀
Valery Valerio I DIED
Valery Valerio Matt is the friend we all need
Honestly Matt is The bestia boyfriend every Girl could have
We all need a Matt in our lives
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
*Quotes ft Jeff*
*"how many lunchables you got though"*
*"to tie up a family"*
*"the women are stealing my lunchables"*
*if you want comment any quotes I missed lmao* 😭👌🏼😂😂
"what's up man, are these prices right?
The currency in the future is obviously going to be ice
"I'm not trying to provide, I'm trying to survive!" - Matt 2019. LMAO I can't.
Everyone: “has supplies that come in handy during a natural disaster”
Jeff: “Oh yeah well how many Lunchables you got?”
Jeff: and what is air conditioner and water when it melts
Todd: yeah
Jeff: Ice
...
Go straight to the ice section
1:54 this conversation is so funny 😂😂😂 Todd “what are you saying?” Jeff “go straight to the ice section”.
Zane and heath: **out of breath**
Todd and Jeff: "We need ice"
No one:
Literally no one:
Matt and Erin: Chicken noodle soup! Chicken noodle soup! Chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side! 3:38
I freaking love them for that 😂
Yes jhope and becky g chicken noodle soup in the house
@@hildacorcorankeegan6627 Army's check
@@yourstupidkhara I'm here ✔
AYE HOSEOK BEE GETTING THESE TH-camRSS HELLA YEAH
Ayyyy armyyyyy
Matt: "im not trying to provide im trying to survive"
Motto for 2020. Lol 😂😂🤷♀️🤭
4:41
*everyone buying essentials to survive an earthquake*
jeff: *looking at prices for a tv*
Aileen Naranjo I was literally laughing throughout the entire video💀💀💀💀😂
“I’m not trying to provide, I’m trying to survive” -Matt 2019 😂😂😂
erin: *stands in tampons and pads aisle for 3 minutes*
also erin: “whErE ThE hELl aRe tHe TaMpOnS”
LMAO
I would love if their next video was the same teams locked in a room with their survival kits and seeing who could last the longest.
(Edit: Y'all I can't believe how many likes this got in under an hour let's keep it going hopefully Zane sees it and this can happen)
chocolate chip yesssss
Yesssss
chocolate chip commenting more so Zane sees this lol
Yes!! That’d be perfect
Yessssss
Say it with me kids QUALITY CONTENT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I love how genuinely concerned about tv prices Jeff is
“i’m not trying to provide, i’m trying to survive”
- Matt King, 2019
facts though-
Nobody like this comment anymore
I love how everyone was taking this semi-seriously, while todd and jeff are looking at pop sockets
I love how it seems like they're preparing for an apocalypse instead of an earthquake 😂
Lovery omg fr I was like are y’all talking bout zombies or nature?? They acting like everywhere is a earthquake and they can’t migrate to other places lmao😭😂
“How many lunchables you got tho” lmao jeff i cant
No one:
J-Hope: cHiCkEn NoOdLe SoUp
bean's OwO what I though
bean's OwO yesssss
🤭
bean's OwO exactly! Erin and Alex sang that I dropped dead lol
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE! 😱
MY BABY ZANE HAS BEEN POSTING SO MUCH RECENTLY
This comment made me cringe so hard I had to click off of the video.
Xenots good
Xenots i really shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did at this comment
he’s actually posting every week😌✨✨
Yadira lol i know he used to post like once a month so i get exited 🤩😅😊
"I'm not trying to provide, I'm trying to survive."
MATT IS THE SMARTEST VLOG SQUAD MEMBER. NO OBJECTIONS ALLOWED.
IKR! Right away makes an alliance with people who have survival skills, avoids people with kids... we know who’ll be the last one standing 😂
Zane & Heath : *thinks they know what they’re doing*
Carly, Erin & Matt : *actually know what they doing, I think*
Todd & Jeff : *random bs*
"we got rope"
"to tie up a family"
ONLY JEFF💀
he and matt are really the stars of this video I'm dead
Should have brought David I mean his house is literally about to fall off the side of the cliff💀
Ms. Ellie true 💀
No one:
Jeff: being overly obsessed with the low prices for tv’s
matt: "didnt yall say yall need tampons"
yes we love a considerate king
Zane: “Our city falls on the San Andreas fault line.”
“Right Matt?”
Matt: “Actually...”
matt king: "im not trying to provide, I'm trying to survive" omg has me dead
the switches in energy with every group... this video took me on a trip 😭
Matt,Carly,Erin: ACTUALLY TRYING and giving it some thought
Heath and Zane: semi trying
Todd and Jeff: doesn't give a SINGLE f*ck
SomeRandom PersonOnEarth Todd and Jeff were literally grocery shopping and I loved it
No one:
Matt: Didn't you guys say you needed ᵀᵃᵐᵖᵒⁿˢ???
At least he is thoughtful
Jeff: What happened to Zane? Is he getting evicted or smthn? He ran out of money or smthn? Is that why he's doing 2 videos a week?
DEAD
Nerf irelia!
I fckn DIED when he said that lmao
you should do a video when you spend 24 hours outside with only the stuff that you bought in this video or something?
Ran Tut omg yes
Rip Jeff and Todd In that vid
them having a time limit: everybody running
Jeff: we should get some towels for all the girls we are going to have s** with?
why are jeff and todd so damn calm, YALL PREPARING FOR AN EARTHQUAKE😫😂😂
Alpha males
@@AngeLous786 those aren't real
*during a earthquake*
Nobody :
Nobody at all:
Jeff and Todd: look at the price of these TVs , I could use a new pop sockets
Carly Erin and Matt: taking this hella seriously
Zane and heath: just being Zane and heath
Todd and Jeff: couldn’t care less bout anything just there bodies lol
*"What about baby clothes when we repopulate"*
y’all should do a part two where u survive off that in the woods for a day!!!
Yeeeeesss
we got to get this more notice so they actually do it lol
jah coin omg yes that’d be hilarious lmao
lol. no girls for Tod or Jeff... just them 2 ;)
Rip todd and jeff
Cant believe matt and Erin predicted j-hopes and Becky G's song 🤣🤣🤣
Okay but like watch Todd and Jeff be the only ones to survive the earthquake
now make them locked in a room all day and have everyone survive off what they bought.
YES
Bye bye Jeff and Todd 😂😂😂
should be in the woods
I hope they see this 😭
This is such a good idea!!!
OMGGG I WAS SOOOO HAPPY WHEN THEY DID THAT JHOPE LOW KEY PLUGGGG!!!!!!!
No one:
Not a single soul:
Carly, Erin and Matt: *Chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup and a soda on the side AHHH*
“Didn’t you guys say you needed tampons” - Matt King 2019
I love him
I like how Matt was like “you guys need tampons “like the fact he cared about that is so sweet
3:09 ahaHA Erin looked genuinely concerned at the thought of not having rain jackets during an earthquake
Jeff's commentary on every item I'm dead
The knives: "oh I already got plenty of those"
The rope: "to tie up a family"
Gabi Merlo I didn’t get the rope reference ? Explain
@@xsh_5599 he was just joking and going along with his "criminal" character and saying he could use the rope to tie up people lol
heath and zane: running and looking for things
matt, carly and erin: running and looking for things
todd and jeff: what is air conditioner and water when it melts?
Literally no one:
Jeff: I literally can’t get over how cheap these tv’s are 😦 4:52
Everyone’s rushing while Jeff and Todd are just chilling taking their time 😂 this is hilarious 😂 Jeff’s looking at TV prices 💀
I love that everyone is actually taking it 1/2 serious & then there’s Jeff and Todd 😂
3 types of people:
Zane and Heath - Super Survival
Carly Erin and Matt - Normal Survival
Todd and Jeff - Not a single care in the world