Stupid Pet Tricks on Letterman, March 29, 1984
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 พ.ค. 2016
- By request. With Stacy Darden, Jim Audubon, Linda Weber, and Alaine Lombardo. The dog, Lady, doing "push-ups" was shown again when Dave guested on The Tonight Show the following week. That clip is here; • Video
From E!'s February 23, 1995, broadcast.
Crazy to think that today, in 2023, that turtle is the only one that may still be alive and still be living in a sink in the basement.
Well, I HOPE Dave isn't living in a sink basin anyway. 😉
@@cheapskatepanic Have you seen him lately? He looks like he does!!! Lol.
Lol!
I love how absolutely unpredictable this segment is.
ive been doing push ups wrong this whole time
LOL!
Not really push ups per se, more leg sliding, and I guess Lady got away with that ,:-0
Lady does girl push ups
😂
I miss the old Letterman days with stupid pet tricks, so hilarious with Dave's commentary!
the only thing stupid in that time slot now is Stephen Colbert
That turtle still lives unlike the other animals.
assuming no sadistic kid left it on its back.
Slow but steady ,:-0
I wish animals lived longer.Dogs make it to 15 which is just too short of a time.
The Puking Weasels.. they were a great band. I have all their records.
Its a real band lol facebook.com/pukingweazel/
I don't know which is more awesome -- *Alan's* retort, or the fact *Swetty Spaghetti* revealed that "The Puking Weasels" were already a band LOL! (Thanks to you both for the hearty laugh!) Happy Holidays!
👍👍👍👍👍😂
Great how courteous and grateful Dave is to the ‘contestants’ for their participation in his shenanigans.
That turtle flipping over on his/her back and the crowd's reaction cracked me up
Came here to see if anyone else found that hilarious.
@@Newtman98 Just rewatched it and it still made me laugh out loud
Looking forward to this part ,:-0
Lmfao I saw this comment before the turtle and the anticipation 100% paid off
She's got legs up to her ears! Always heard that expression and I finally get to see it!
i was just thinking i would do some tricks for her. ESPECIALLY then when i was 12.
i dont think one of these pet segments ever made me feel as bad for the animals before as this one did. that poor cat just getting twisted and yanked all around, the ferret getting sick then no one cleaning it up as they are still up there wandering around, then that poor turtle confined to a god damn sink for decades.
I bet the segment producer must have some great stories.
We had a turtle for like 10 years when I was a kid... his name was Elvis and we found him in the woods in Mississippi... but then my dad let my brother take him and he lost him about a week later... but a few years ago, my mom was driving home from Mississippi back to Utah, and whilst crossing the river at Vicksburg, saw another turtle crossing the road about to get run over so she stopped and picked him up and brought him back to Utah I have been taking care of him ever since lol his name is Frank n I built him a little cage in my backyard for the summertime and he lives inside during winter
I love your story.
@@pattysherwood7091 why thank you lol actually last summer probably right after i wrote that, my grandma passed away in Mississippi and i had the family take Frank back home... he now lives in the pond behind my grandmas house
@@sealteamryx6758 Great Story. I grew up in Utah. I found a Tiger Salamander at Bear Lake. It was 1980. I was 10. I was almost 25, married with a kid, when it died. I never imagined.
@@reidellis1988 that's pretty wild it lived 15 years with you he mustve just barely hit adulthood when you found I don't know how long they live but that's impressive
@@sealteamryx6758 It still had gills. Fyi.
this confirmed my image of long island
"The turtle is ah, obviously woozy" LOL....Man I loved Dave's remarks!!
*fell in love with lady's owner* lol
Linda: "She's just a mixed breed."
Dave: "Well, she looks nothing like my dog."
That's a quick wit for you.
One of the best - dog doing the pushups!
Dogs are always in the push-up position anyway. MH
I think the dog learned the push-ups from watching mom at night.
All d precious guests r soo smart and adorable....🥰🥰🥰🥰
the ferret guy is the reason this bit is called stupid pet tricks.. lol
David Letterman is hilarious 🤣🤣
She petted his shell after he toppled over! He can’t feel that!
Yes he CAN !
Pretty funny to see the bewildered reaction to owning ferrets as pets in the 80s! Not that they've become ubiquitous but I feel that most people would at least be able to recognize the species nowadays.
Thanks to Kindergarten Cop.
Linda Weber....have mercy!
That is one docile cat, what is he on? Amazing reflexes by his owner at 1:22 though!
I miss these.
Dave wasn't expecting a legitimate answer to what kind of cats are these
This was the best segment! I miss letterman
I really liked the cat!!!! 🐱🐈
Linda, and Elian don't need to tell anyone there from Long Island after they speak.
...and a tuttle named Chawlie.
nice name for it push ups
Me watching this video:
1:00 Aw, that poor cat!
2:45, 3:15 Aw, that poor ferret!
5:22 ...
8:19 Aw, that poor turtle!
‘...’ good one :)
me too!!!
I lost it at the push up dog...so dumb lol
It's 2021 and that turtle is still the same size.
Poor Charlie....living in a basement sink! My Chasca lives outside wild, gets 3 balanced meals a week and goes to the vet 2x a year before hibernating and after...living the good life here in So. New Mexico...She's on my channel!!
Agreed - Turtles wander and a very territorial.
Those types of animals should be in their own habitat!!!
Is that Phillies hat that the cat wore, one of those that you used to get DQ sundaes in? I've never seen a dog do pushups before. That was hilarious. That turtle wouldn't be able to self-right would he? I thought Dave was going to ask, does the turtle puke?
The dog was humping the floor
6:08 LOL gooooood Boy.
My first thought when she said about her turtle, "He stands on his hind legs," was, "like Gamera??"
Poor turtle! They found him, have kept him in a basement sink for 18 years, and she didn't even give him any meat to eat when he went to such lengths to get it 😢
@@danielwhittaker695 it's clearly s joke
I think she fed him when they showed the replay.
100 years in a goddamn basement sink. And you could tell he barely gets out to exercise. So stiff, with super long claws. People make me sick.
Box turtles eat meat?
His weasels can vomit AND pop balloons on command? Thats one hell of a trick!
Linda was adorable.
a spinner
back when every middle aged guy dressed like bob ross.
"Thomasina will balance a tin can on her hat on"
Tom: No.
polecat guy seemed like he was the most disappointed about his trick out of everyone
Phillies fans booed the cat...
The last great of talk show hosts
Poor turtle never got a meat treat for all that.
This is awesome! Do you happen to have the first installment of Stupid Pet Tricks? This goes beyond the Late Night show, right? I mean, this happened on the daytime show, too, right?
+Kung-E Muller There were 10 SPT on the morning show. I have them all but can't make them available here.
Don Giller I understand!
inspiring
Those were some seriously stupid pet tricks.
Thought he was going to say that when the lady walked out he wanted to do some push ups aswell
For me it's the alow motion replay!
That first cat looked abused 😢
Linda❤
That kind of push up is weird 😂
The cat is just lazy.
Turtle delivered.
Poor cat scared to move 🤦
I'd rename the trick to rolling over...
push-ups lol
LOLOLOL
Becsuse weasels don't smell bad enough.
gamera never looked so good.
People from LongIsland seem to talk really fast!!!
Thats BTK pre BTK
poor dave he about jumped out of his skin
no "pop goes the weasel " comments?
Damn baby, why didn't you wear your tight jeans? 4:10
That was pre hipster too
That lady’s legs are freaky.
:57 and then the killing spree started
What happened to you, Jim?
Proving once again that cats can do nothing.
Ab so loot lee nuthing!!!!
They can be little bastards..
That's why they are cats.
Sooooo,makes ya wonder who is dumber: cats or owners? 😏
Now I know why everybody in the world bugs me! Dave conditioned me to regard everyone as a stupid pet trick contestant.
*exhasperated sigh*
*eye roll to camera 2*
*get him some Dramamine*
Pretty sure I do that myself...
The turtle was fucking amazing.!! 😲🤯
Lady’s owner was hot! ….years ago! Paulnot
My cat can lay down and sleep. And I don’t think that dog was doing push-ups at all.
Charlie is the turtle's first name. I'd be willing to bet his last name is McConnell.
@MsDanTanna the turtle is opposed to ending the filibuster
You can tell that Jim is a ladies man.....
That Linda girl had freaky, skinny legs.
I disagree. It's the high waist I think that throws off perspective. She is gorgeous
Agreed, she has legs like a stork.
Linda's a babe