Stupid Human Tricks 9/25/2012, The Late Show w/David Letterman

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  • @4seeableTV
    @4seeableTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That was cool of Mark to put the whole segment online and not just his section.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's nice to see the segment in its entirety.

  • @Brian-uy2tj
    @Brian-uy2tj ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The dog balloon through the face was pretty funny, icky, but funny!

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion ปีที่แล้ว

      What was icky was when that chic let her 🦆 duck eat cottage cheese outta her mouth.😳

    • @Brian-uy2tj
      @Brian-uy2tj ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Maya_Pinion Hard to believe considering this video didn't have anything like that. You must've been binging and are thinking of some other video.

  • @tomsnapper9733
    @tomsnapper9733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact: there was an episode where frank vogel was doing a trick, he is now a nba champion coach with the lakers

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jonathan Burns was on Fool Me with Penn & Teller in 2017. He did a great card trick and he was HILARIOUS!!!

    • @psarj
      @psarj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      th-cam.com/video/QkX0p-LqcAg/w-d-xo.htmlsi=QaCa6E5FS6vb2EYW

  • @hiitsme6639
    @hiitsme6639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "So you're disgruntled."
    Pretty good description for all of us at work.

  • @lynnkesh254
    @lynnkesh254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Letterman to the yo-yo n match guy ''That's what the Amish do instead of television'😂😂😂😂

  • @straingedays
    @straingedays 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Old Fact: Michelangelo was known to use a small wax model submerged in water as a sculpting guide for David. As water was released it revealed the model bit by bit from head to toe, then carved what he saw onto the final masterpiece. Genius!!

  • @sseltrek1a2b
    @sseltrek1a2b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jonathan Burns did a hilarious magic act on, "Penn and Teller's: Fool Us"...

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, wasn't that great? He asked me to make a new prop for him after that appearance. I can't wait to see it in action!

    • @sseltrek1a2b
      @sseltrek1a2b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MarkHayward so funny, and the script for it was so well thought out...

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sseltrek1a2b Jonathan is brilliant.

    • @captainscentsible1811
      @captainscentsible1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looked familiar,

  • @shannono8397
    @shannono8397 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love when 1st guest said for audience to slow down their clapping, lol

  • @gtamediaproductions1
    @gtamediaproductions1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is what I looked forward to watching this show. Love this segment!

  • @mikeroullier6875
    @mikeroullier6875 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If your upset with me,...email me!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @SHENDOH
    @SHENDOH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've always wanted to be on STUPID HUMAN TRICKS I've been practicing my whole life!!!!

    • @drew_peabawls13
      @drew_peabawls13 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm lemme guess...you drag your knuckles when you walk? Are you Shaquille O'Neal?

    • @SHENDOH
      @SHENDOH ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drew_peabawls13 hmmm let me guess. You're in love with coq? Are you Bruce Jenner?

  • @robcotnam47
    @robcotnam47 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Johnathan Burns"... aptly named!

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey-ohhhh!

  • @sciencedavedunning3415
    @sciencedavedunning3415 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm looking for the stupid pet trick when the bull terrier hung by his teeth with the hula hoop going round and round. That dog never got tired

  • @csnide6702
    @csnide6702 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hula hoop pullups are actually quite a skill.....
    but hey --- lighting matches with a yo-yo ..... that's good.... !
    the balloon was just gross

  • @wingerfan1
    @wingerfan1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How the hell does one decide that they’re going to make a balloon animal through someone’s nose? Lol.

  • @dgeneric7518
    @dgeneric7518 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want to be on this so bad. I can dance while balancing things on my head. Perfect!

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, too late, since Dave is no longer on Late Show.

  • @richardscratcher5700
    @richardscratcher5700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You can see Jonathan Burns (3.50 check shirt) when he
    appeared
    on Penn and Teller's "Fool Us" .See his hilarious magic/comedy act at
    th-cam.com/video/QkX0p-LqcAg/w-d-xo.html

  • @dondoyle8474
    @dondoyle8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They aren’t watching. That’s what made Dave one of the greatest at quick whit 🤣🤣👍

  • @mikeroullier6875
    @mikeroullier6875 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Dave!!! Incredibly funny!!

  • @brannanburdette2558
    @brannanburdette2558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Letterman has had receding hairline for 30 plus years and still ain’t bald?

    • @oobaka1967
      @oobaka1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A friend has an advancing hairline and I'm not even joking.

  • @grimdrum2396
    @grimdrum2396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Amish survive without any outside necessity. We all should be so efficient.

  • @majorskepticism7836
    @majorskepticism7836 ปีที่แล้ว

    Balloon dog - I think we have a winner.

  • @briant6669
    @briant6669 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:00 thats the cheese magician from penn and teller fool us.

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That third one was sick!

  • @Brucelee-pv6uf
    @Brucelee-pv6uf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ‏‪4:25‬‏ you look really professional wow❤
    ‏‪5:22‬‏ very smart answer 😂

  • @artonline01
    @artonline01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That looks like a Magician that was on Fool Us

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is. His name is Jonathan Burns, and he's awesome.

  • @patharris3197
    @patharris3197 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ive seen that guy on penn and teller fool us!

  • @coolchrisrm
    @coolchrisrm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    amazing thank you

  • @shahw2469
    @shahw2469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The good ole days of comedy, letterman leno conan

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carson, Ferguson,stewart

  • @ineedanewname9595944
    @ineedanewname9595944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My friend Ray has to see this. He would do "the chain trick" back in the day!!!

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know "the chain trick". There is a trick called Magic Rings where you weave the string over your fingers, and then they "magically" get free. Is that what you're talking about?

    • @ineedanewname9595944
      @ineedanewname9595944 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Putting a chain thru his nose and pulling it out of his mouth. Gross.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes, that one. It doesn't hurt as much if you do it with something smooth like a balloon. Super gross. I love it.

    • @FreakyFirestorm
      @FreakyFirestorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MarkHayward i thought he was talking about a yo-yo trick too when I read this but then he was talking about the nose dude lol.

  • @grimdrum2396
    @grimdrum2396 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi Mark, I would love to see the wooden machines that you make. My father was a master wood carver and I am fascinated with wood sculptures!

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome! I have some of them on the playlist below, and I have several that I have video of but haven't posted yet. I'll try to get on that ASAP
      th-cam.com/play/PLweomkkjgGqMMlIlvQCoTCLzDE0Zr68jX.html

    • @grimdrum2396
      @grimdrum2396 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mark Hayward Nice work! Looking forward to seeing more!!

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grimdrum2396 The Whisker Whirler at the end of the playlist is the second to last thing I made, and probably the best story. I'll try to get footage of my new one, Whisker Wings, up soon

    • @grimdrum2396
      @grimdrum2396 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mark Hayward I'm curious of how you came up with the idea of the Whisker whirler?

    • @grimdrum2396
      @grimdrum2396 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love all of your "machines"

  • @kevinbasden9896
    @kevinbasden9896 ปีที่แล้ว

    So disgruntled means unhappy. If I'm gruntled am I happy?

  • @keithrozeski8463
    @keithrozeski8463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:48. I think the guy on the left was just on America's Got Talent this year.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes he was. That's Jonathan Burns. He was awesome.

    • @678friedbed
      @678friedbed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he was also on pen and teller fool us.

    • @qwertyuioplkmjnhbgvfcdxsza
      @qwertyuioplkmjnhbgvfcdxsza 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mark Hayward they are happy. Im jealous.

  • @anne-droid7739
    @anne-droid7739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This made a bad day happy--the first time around, and now again. Thank you, Sweetie!

    • @fett4life250
      @fett4life250 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anne-droid... that's a supercool handle. GODAMMIT I MISS DAVE !!!!!

  • @pphedup
    @pphedup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hula just lost bunches of students.

  • @678friedbed
    @678friedbed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    it's the cheese across guy with all the chimes.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup. And the other guy too.

  • @Brucelee-pv6uf
    @Brucelee-pv6uf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ‏‪3:25‬‏ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @parrangathe1492
    @parrangathe1492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice one

  • @captainscentsible1811
    @captainscentsible1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this the reason Guinness World records is so saturated with odd records haa

  • @Marco-lv8co
    @Marco-lv8co 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am not shaking, to late, they tried the trick, ten times before they game in.

  • @martinstrength8532
    @martinstrength8532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jonathan "Burns" from Pennsylvania.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. No need for quotes, that's his real last name. www.flexiblecomedy.com/

  • @J.Carstens
    @J.Carstens 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do you have the rest of this episode? It should have an interview with heart surgeon Leonard Girardi which I can't find anywhere on the internet.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will look. I'm pretty sure I don't though.

    • @J.Carstens
      @J.Carstens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MarkHayward Thanks so much for checking. Loved the performance by the way!

  • @ContentWizard
    @ContentWizard ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Both the most impressive and grossest trick was the one at the end. (Almost enjoyable… :-)

  • @roostersideburns3440
    @roostersideburns3440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    did he call that guy dumb?

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. Letterman is hilarious!

    • @golbez3794
      @golbez3794 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should see him when he had Richard Simmons on...

  • @sealteamryx6758
    @sealteamryx6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's the cheese wiz!

  • @rcarmisin3465
    @rcarmisin3465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a walk down memory land, now back to TikTok.

  • @brokeeper2007
    @brokeeper2007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It made me gag to just watch it.

  • @caseyb1316
    @caseyb1316 ปีที่แล้ว

    Johnathan Burns has been around for a while

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      10 years after this he was on Penn & Teller doing comedy/magic. He was awesome.

  • @danceswithcarsdc
    @danceswithcarsdc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Freak show in talent form

  • @ruthecker399
    @ruthecker399 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    love dave miss him

  • @caseyinmi1315
    @caseyinmi1315 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hung out with some Ohio Amish . . . They were awesome and fun holy smokes they drank beers,and smokes cigarettes . . .

  • @hailsagan8886
    @hailsagan8886 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dave was a good host

  • @louielouiepks
    @louielouiepks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was hot

  • @watchgoose
    @watchgoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    no need to be rude about the Amish.

  • @sailaab
    @sailaab ปีที่แล้ว

    06:24

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was so hard to maintain my focus and not crack up at that moment! 😆

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab ปีที่แล้ว

      Can imagine friend.🙂
      You both did great!
      Would love to know how you all have been doing since.
      Wishes and prayers that life has been kind to you.🤍💙
      .
      Much appreciate your large heartedness in uploading the whole segment, including the acts from others.
      Goes to show.. who you are as an individual.
      .
      Greetings from an (at times) equally wacky person.. in India.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sailaab Things are going well. I'm continuing to do my show and make a living, I can't complain.

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab ปีที่แล้ว

      🤍💙👌🏽🙂👍🏼

  • @sha11235
    @sha11235 ปีที่แล้ว

    You must get a lot of girls from this act.

  • @jackgibsxxx0750
    @jackgibsxxx0750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes hotties!!! What else??!!?? I have got to get me that dream job.

    • @MarkHayward
      @MarkHayward  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's true... we are living the dream.