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The Illusionauts - The Cinema Snob
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2024
- The Cinema Snob reviews The Illusionauts (2012) aka Fantastic Force, aka Freedom Force.
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Writer and Creator: Brad Jones
Illustration: Shaun Millington
Theme Song: Sad Panda
End Stinger: The ToonWerks
"I'm sorry I did all that stuff, I only did it because of the alcohol, and I started drinking because of you"
10/10 apology
Ah, reminds me of Christmas with my parents.
"Get me the guy who directs the Pixar movies."
"He's unavailable."
"Then get me his non-union Peruvian equivalent."
es muy bueno.
Señor Pixar-o?
One of them will be available next year, I hear.
"Francisco Pixarro."
Senor Brad Birdo
As a peruvian, I must clarify that this was not intended to be a direct-to-video bootleg in Peru, but just an stand alone cheap kids movie.
IT WAS SHOWN IN THEATERS.
Also featured massive Fanta product placement that you still can guess in those scenes with the useless blue-label bottles in the international version. Including an scene where Profiterol brings a bunch of Fanta bottles to interrupt the climax because he "always has some at hand because the taste is so great"
damn...
So fanta causes bad gas?
supongo que llego el momento que nos sometamos al snob!
Brandon Roberts it's the reason why we only make movies about terrorism, football players/celebrities and bad comedies about 40 years olds in wacky situations anymore
The snob need to review our "excellent" peruvian movie catalogue like asu mare, asu mare 2, guerrero, mañana te cuento, un marciano llamado deseo and la gran sangre
Hey! Jek Porkins was a proud hero of the rebellion and a fallen vet! Have some respect!
“It came from behind!”
he's hated by Space Jews and Interstellar Islamists
I like Vets who weren't shot down by the Empire.
Hail to the Empire! Embrace the dark side and the order of the Imperials
Porkins is the embodiment of Rebel Swine.
"This movie's about as epic as complimentary bread." I'm stealing that.
The farting kid is voiced by Jason Griffith, former actor for both Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehogs.
there's a lot of 4Kids talent involved in this movie for whatever reason according to iMDB - Eric Stuart (who came out of v/o retirement to cast and direct this shit), Marc Thompson, Wayne Grayson, Greg Abbey, *Dan Green,* Veronica fucking Taylor
_why do they subject themselves to this_
HollyBlueAgitated Money, dear boy.
Good to see him maintaining that STELLAR level of quality.
Oh how the mighty have fallen
C'mon Shadow, step it up! *bbbrrrpp*
It’s worth mentioning that the Fantastic 4Force version says that the events actually happened. I’m not even joking.
"This movie is as epic as complementary bread"
This will be my new insult for bad movies. Thanks Brad :D
Something the Snob forgot to mention was the part where Secretary Albino explained why he did all this. It's because of this conspiracy theory that all left-handed people are in danger of disappearing. He then names off several left-handed people that differs between The Illusionauts and Fantastic Force/Freedom Force.
The Illusionauts: Leonardo da Vinci, Napoleon Bonaparte, Charlie Chaplin, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Albino's mother Aieta, Angelina Jolie and King P (Pele).
Fantastic Force/Freedom Force: Leonardo da Vinci, Napoleon Bonaparte, Charlie Chaplin, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Jerry Seinfeld, Oprah Winfrey, King Em (Eminem).
Albino then presents his evidence, which consists of a picture of protesters holding signs saying "Down With the Left" in French and a picture of a street sign saying "No Left Turn". But what really set him off was when the President wanted to make Albino his right-hand man.
Those motivations are so stupid!
That's........ kinda funny......
"As for the age, the only one that matters is the mental one." I don't want to know what the writers were thinking when they wrote that
That implies these writers had any thought process to begin with.
I think another version says the goon stopped aging mentally at 12 so he could go in the books as well
@@DrakeKnight99 That's exactly what was implied. I have no idea why no one understands it. It's obvious that was what he was alluding to
Did Victor Salva ghostwrite that part?
What if someone was biologically young but chronologically old
It's too bad Blockbuster went out of business, this would fit right next to the copies of "Transmorphers" and whatever National Lampoon films were put straight to DVD.
The Illusionarium will in fact be bought by Disney, being placed it in Disneyland and last several years to be loved by riders of all ages. Then be replaced by a shitty ride from Disneys California Adventure for no discernible reason, with the ride ending up in a video about it on the "Defunctland" TH-cam channel.
Alcoholic uncles are called "drunkles"
It took my dumbass 4 seconds to get that.
And I'm not even drunk.
That guy looks like a fat version of Terrence from Grand Theft Auto V!
Looks like it's straight from the Wii shovelware bin.
Okay, the version I watched (the Freedom Force one) was a bit different, which really threw me off. First off, there;s a slightly different opening bit before it cuts to earlier, and we the scenes setting up the invention come before we formally meet the kids, which is a full 15 minutes in.
My version also slightly explains minor things a bit more, like how 12 was when Jules vern started writing, and the villain flat out says his goon stopped aging mentally at 12 hence why he go in. Hey, i said slightly.
Also in the scene explaining things to the kids, there's a Pedophilia Incest joke. Yeah. The Drunk Uncle was totally cut, but one bit of him in the climax was kept for some reason.
And last but not least, during the villains rambling, his master is implied to be Eminem. Yes, really.
So, my version is slightly better but not by a lot and it has little things that make it weirder but frankly more interesting in how bad it is. Still terrible though.
Yeah, Snob more often than not reviews the shorter versions of a lot of movies, like Black Rage and Let My Puppets Come.
Spongey444 So Snob's version doesn't have the embarrassing Chris Lloyd or Sarah Michelle Gellar performances? I don't whether that's a fair trade off or not.
didnt IHE review that version?
Jen Flynn-Fletcher Yes. Also ohai.
This movie deserves more recognition, it's bordering on Food Fight levels of incomprehensibility and bad ideas.
(un)Funny fact: Another term for Profiterol, which is a puff pastry, is seriously Nun's Farts.
I ironically like this movie and have it on DVD. It has an interesting plot, the voice acting is decent (the best coming from Christopher Lloyd) and the soundtrack is pretty epic, more than complimentary bread.
And of course, Uncle Cognac is the best character. He should’ve had his own movie.
15:54 Okay, I was definitely expecting a Phantom Menace/Gungan joke here, but the fact that you straight up referenced it by the in-universe name made me laugh out loud for some reason, just so specific. XD
Bobsheaux made that joke in his video!
"Profiterole?" The main character is named after a cream puff?!?
Sad but true!
I assumed it was some sleep medication.
I can tell one good thing about this movie: it's not made by Vídeo Brinquedo
Or Good Times, Dingo Pictures, Bevenfield, or Asylum. For some reason it feels like Roger Corman did a better job with time travel than this movie and that was...an adventure of all time.
Love the new lighting, Snob!
I prefer only natural light a`la kubrick barry lyndon thank you very much!
One of your most hilarious reviews yet. And as someone who actually enjoys the Pagemaster, I can rest easy knowing that there are worse "going into literature" films. Also thanks for the Pagemaster joke.
7:36 Knockoff Jimmy Neutron is EXACTLY what I thought the moment I first laid eyes on the movie's poster. XD
This movie makes me miss The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Around the World in 80 Days. Both of them!
Why does Christopher Lloyd always agree to be in a bad movie. Food Fight and Oogieloves were bad enough but THIS ONE!?
I've had a theory for a while now that he just wants to be a 50's B movie actor and picks these roles on purpose.
+Baron von Quiply That actually sounds legit. That could very well be.
he was also in a terrible Tremors series :3
I like Christopher Lloyd, but honestly what else is he doing right now? I'd say he does this stuff for his grandkids but we all know he'd never show them this crap.
Great Scott
@6:10 That is one of the coolest designs for an airship I've ever seen. And all it is is an ice cream cone with a spiral staircase. I want it.
I like to think Profiterol's uncle is Carl Brutananadilewski the landlord of the Aquateen Hungerforce
He look’s like a fat version of Trevor Phillips from Grand Theft Auto 5.
Carl ain’t their landlord. Markula is
Lloyd will literally be in anything. ANYTHING.
Geez, that one little kid probably has a genuine defect with that much gas.
Ask your doctor if Profideral is right for you.
mason s. Side effects may cause incoherency.
And constant farting.
And diarrhea of the mouth
I now have a better understanding of multiple personality disorder and unimaginative character names. Thank you for another informative video Cinema Snob.
Because of you, I now know about that "elephant scene" from The Brothers Grimsby. So, uh...thanks for that.
Celebrated the new set by going back to the other set change reviews - War of the Wizards and Return to Sleepaway Camp. Man time flies
the dub was written by Kathy Pilon, produced by Norman J. Grossfeld and directed by Eric Stuart and has a lot of the Pokemon cast and crew attached to it - if this were a 4Kids project, were it still around, and didn't just have the former 4Kids staff involved I bet even _they_ would've put some effort into this dub
But they will edit it to the max
Why the mockbuster novels... all these books are in the public domain. Yes, that's what is bugging me.
mason s. There is a different English dub where they do mention Jules Verne by name. I don't think anyone has actually answered your question, though.
My guess is that would require someone to look up the names of the book and nobody believed this movie deserved that much effort
I don’t remember reading that jules Verne had gas problems
I love that you made a Dan brown joke, while Dan green from you gi oh is voice acting lmao
Yet another movie that Christoper Lloyd clearly should've thought twice about.
Nathaniel Foga But why, though? Why do companies decide to slap name brand actors onto cheap animated films from other countries?
meh sometimes you need to work or keep your sag card.
He agreed to ToonStruck, does this really shock you?
Michael Caine has said that Jaws 4 bought him his house. I feel like a similar motivation is at work here, though perhaps "my new phone" instead of "house".
I was frozen today!
I really could have gone without knowing the dog became a "stud"
A poor choice of words thru translation? Let's hope so.
whenever i see an eyesore of animation i always dread what it took to get such big names stars to be in such loathsome trainwrecks like this
6:09 is actually SORTA Jules Verne's first book: Five Weeks in a Balloon. It's chock full of that almost innocent 19th century European brand of racism, in case you're wondering.
Best thing about the new lighting: checking out Brad’s sweet new tan
Uncle Cognac!!! HAHAAH. I had to stop the video.
Marty we have to go back in time to teach south america how to animate. It started with branquedo studios but its spreading at alarming speed.
That's heavy Doc!
The french president and the minister "château" of this film are strangely similar to the french president in 2012 (Sarkozy) and is successor that same year (Holland), coincidence ?
yes I noticed
Too bad there was no chick in red polka-dotted spandex to come lend a hand. Nor a blonde dude clad in black leather.
All riffing aside, this does seem to have some unique ideas and the animation is strangely competent.
I really like the idea of going into someones imagination espeshaly that of an author. Of course this movie doesn't to anything with it.
Christopher Lloyd needs to stop signing up for kids movies
Harris : But in video games, he’s king!
He needs to stop signing up for BAD ones!
Keep in mind, THIS was Dove Foundation approved and Jesus, Bro wasn’t.
Looks like something Bobsheaux or MrEnter would review. Cinema Snob however got to this first.
I also think Saberspark should also review this movie.
It's not too late for Mr. Enter and Saberspark's take on it. I like their different viewpoints on the same animated films...
Bob did make a review video of this awful mess recently.
@@EChacon he'd have a field day
I Hate Everything got to it. And Bobsheaux recently.
22:01 So he started a fetish club. Ok then?
Or maybe it was an organization for fossil fuel enthusiasts?
WHERE'S MY SUPER... wait, where the fuck's Frozone in this?! This isn't the Incredibles 2! I bought this from the video store for nothing!
And this isn't a Pirates of the Caribbean movie, its a porno!
It’s CLEARLY the video store’s fault!
And isn't even close to the incredibles 2 plot
i watch cinema snob a lot before i sleep and i thought this move was a really wild dream
Fart: The Movie
Directed by Seth MacFarlane.
That's an actual movie. It has a scene with a very young Kesha.
Eh, not as gross as 'Thunderpants.' Props if you remember that one.
You know who you need to fight a giant octopus terrorizing Paris, Miraculous Ladybug, she's the only French hero you need. ;)
Simply the best!
Now I really need to watch Miraculous...
Also George the taxi driver
@Brian Hebert
With some special guest stars.
@5:01 It looks like Emperor Palpatine as an albino conehead.
BUSHWHACKED
This summer comes the final episode of Adventure Time a good time for a Assventure Time review.
Please review Assventure Time 😀
Comedy Power Fuchs
I saw that. It was so uncomfortable. I laughed my ass off.
passiflora incarnata : The Asylum are the Master of Trashmockbuster films, Godzilla are the Master of Trashhorror films and Wood Rocket are the Master of Trashporno films.
Please review Cool Cat Saves The Kids, next! You'll have fun with that one!
Please don’t Brad does not need Derek Savage attacking him
"His cousin Mr Eiffel Tower was busy"😂😂
17:40 Is that Dan Green (voice of Yugi)?
Another great video from the master himself!
The whole alcoholic aspect seems a bit heavy for a kids' movie right?
The new lighting looks so much crisper and less depressing. Welcome to 2018!
Fuck it, I love you Snob!
Hooray! I was thinking that maybe there wouldn't be a Snob episode this week with you moving and all.
Christopher Lloyd hit a lot of low in his career, I'm so happy he was in back to the future.
Great! Thanks for reminding me you reviewed "Gross Out".
A "Bushwhacked" rim shot callback!! I love it!! 🤣🤣🤣
You look really great on that brand new lighting, Snob (at least better than myself)
Incomprehensible. Also wtf is Uncle Cognac randomly in Paris for that encounter??
Eat, poop, Snob, sleep. Pretty much sums up my day.
1:38 so it's the plot of the last two seasons of once upon a time mixed with powerless child versions of the fantastic four? :/
"This movie is as epic as complimentary bread."
Is this where I sign up for the I like Brad foundation?
14:30 Did they seriously use the same noise for him jumping off of the balloon, as the one used as the bouncing sound for Laa-Laa's ball from the Teletubbies?
Never thought I'd have THAT memory from my early childhood years be unearthed like that. XD
Really bad foreign animated movies have characters that never stop moving, while the movie never shuts the hell up and has a cacophony of a million sounds and voices and music going on at once. And they are goddamned creepy and terrifying. These things are just pure sensory overload and WTF moments!
So, which version explains why Uncle Sauced blames his nephew for his parents death? ... I cant even guess that his gas killed them like the lion, because then he'd have had the child since he was a baby. Since he said he drank to cope with the deaths, the babe would be dead. So, they passed out after a carride trip in which he wasn't fed and crashed and died. Grim.
I can't believe Snob hasn't reviewed 'Nessie and Me' yet.
Is that the sound locked doors make in Dead Space @14:28?
Snob (or anyone, really), what in the nine Hells am I looking at?
Glad to see the comfy chair made it to the new house.
I've been on holiday to Paris a few times, and it get's destroyed by an alien octupus every other week, so that's why no-one is alarmed.
#notmywall
Et tu, Snob?!
Dude at 4:33 is a dead ringer for Francois from the classic pink panther movies
Shit like this actually gets shown in theaters in my country.
Did one of the characters end up becoming the manager of a convenient store, or going out with an abnormal psych professor, or got caught scalping Ozzy Osborne tickets and now works at a 7-11, or switched back to coffee, or is having a passionate love affair, but still hasn't gone all the way, or convinced that *everyone* is on dope, or saved Brooke Shields for drowning and blew the reward money by getting Van Halen to play at his birthday party?
uploaded a new snob video way sooner than expected
Profiterall... I think my friend's kid is prescribed that for ADHD.
See, Manbearpig is real!!!
Holy shit, I reviewed this last year. Glad a other person will share my pain
Spongey444 I Hate Everything reviewed it, too.
IHE reviewed 12 movies like this at once, you know nothing of pain kid....
Zafo24pl True
He should review the Room porno parody, made by Wood ROcket, soon. I seen it and reviewed the film.
I was wondering why I knew about the moth flying in the bad guys mouth before now. IHE is why
Why do the characters have such weird names?
9:12 -292°, huh? Are you trying to say that it's colder than absolute zero wherever you are, or that you expect me to believe this Peruvian-made movie set in France just used the Farenheit scale? I can't believe this movie had a glaring mistake in it!
We were forced to watch this movie during lunch hours for a week because it was raining.
The new set broke my brain for a moment. Looks pretty awesome.
I'll stick with the animated 2010 film "The Illusionist", thank you very much.
OMG WHAT?! A NEW WALL?! RIOTS IN THE STREET!
4:01
Special Forces!
Yay, was on lunch with nothing to watch. Thanks Snob!
Nicole Kipfmiller check out The Steebee Weebee show
Hope you didn't lose your appetite over this one.
There actually was a Fantastic Four spinoff called Fantastic Force it was the 90's.
Snob we have seen a lot of bad movies, but this takes the cake. What the hell is this movie? I’m disturbed, my innocence is gone lol. Love the new set. Tell Lloyd hi.
Dr. Insano *lights cigarette* well I haven't heard that name in years