I like the part in chainsaw man when Reze asked Denji "Would you do a one block jump for the raw chicken or risk it all with a one block vertical jump for the raw beef?"
“WHY DO ALL THE CHICKS I LIKE WANT TO KILL ME THEY SHOULD WANT MY HEART NIT CHAINSAWMAMS HEART” it’s because you did the 1 block vertical jump for the chicken - as a probably
I'd do the one block jump for the raw chicken, it's much safer than the one block vertical jump for the beef. Because here in parkour civilization, NO ONE jumps for the beef.
bro the "no one goes for the beef in parkour civilization" came out a year ago why are people memeing it now. i myself started parkour civ when ep3 released, 11 months ago. evbo rules man
Bro it’s so crazy how this series is just getting popular I watched this like a year ago 😭 but I guess I’m happy it’s finally getting the recognition it deserves
"If you were given the choice to do a one block jump for the chicken or a vertical one block jump for the beef. Would you jump for the beef?" "If I wasn't given enough food to be able to sprint, I might have a little trouble." "But would you fall?" *Nah, I'd jump for the beef.*
guys, when life faces us with a three block jump when we only have three bars of hunger, we dont have to conform to societies standards we just have to find the barrier block in our heart to make the two block jump.
Within the confines of a human society where you must complete multiple obstacles not a single member of the homo-sapiens race makes an attempt on using their leg muscles to acquire the required momentum to move vertically by one meter to collect the meat of a Bos Taurus. Several people have instead concluded that it is much more risk-free to use their leg muscles to acquire the required moment to move forward by one meter for the meat of a Gallus Domesticus comparatively than to jeopardize your animateness for 50% of a "hunger bar" extra.
"Suddenly i only had one choice to beat the Parkour champion.. I had to jump for the beef." "No! Impossible! In Parkour civilization nobody jumps for the beef!"
Here is the secret to getting a better life in parkour civilisation, go for the beef jump every time, you will eventually get the ability to sprint, so you can rank up very easily, once you rank up, stay as a pro, life as a master isn’t worth it because not even your own house is safe when you’re a master, or you could risk it all, both options are good
i remember watching evbo in like 2021 when he did minecraft but its ruled by noobs or something and it was basically the same as this but less effort lol
@@liamvzofficialBut hey, atleast is your w key isn't broken (even ctrl and shift is broken) it's possible, only if you dont walk over the edge first😔
Parkour Civilization is good but teh fact the repeat that same word over and over made me insane. But I mean if you do talk to yourself in your mind thats pretty realistic
I watched the series from day 1 since ive loved his noob in a pro world and those types of video I thought parkour civilization woudnt go famouse but im wrong ig
I appreciate your feedback! I did include usernames for many of the featured memes, but those without credit were reposted so many times that tracing back to the original creators is challenging, which is a common issue with memes. I always aim to give credit where it’s due! 🧡
@@liamvzofficial Alright since your taking feedback well lemme apologise for being mean in my first comment. Next time please link stuff of confirmed original sources.
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do that one peter parker meme with the glasses, where the blurry image is the beef and the clear image is parkour prison.
You guys gotta remember, the noobs in parkour civilization only get 1 meal a day.
It's a hard life man 😔
And it's always raw to keep them starving.
I like the part in chainsaw man when Reze asked Denji "Would you do a one block jump for the raw chicken or risk it all with a one block vertical jump for the raw beef?"
@@Emerald29 So true 💀
One Minecraft block is a bit higher than a jump from lebron James so the beef jump would be impossible irl
“WHY DO ALL THE CHICKS I LIKE WANT TO KILL ME THEY SHOULD WANT MY HEART NIT CHAINSAWMAMS HEART” it’s because you did the 1 block vertical jump for the chicken - as a probably
Nah, I'd neo.
I'd do the one block jump for the raw chicken, it's much safer than the one block vertical jump for the beef. Because here in parkour civilization, NO ONE jumps for the beef.
bro the "no one goes for the beef in parkour civilization" came out a year ago why are people memeing it now. i myself started parkour civ when ep3 released, 11 months ago. evbo rules man
@@themineguy1234 I think a tweet about it went viral or something 😛 Glad it’s getting more attention 🧡
Honestly I started with the dirt house one
Vincent Van Gogh only started being popular long after his death.
@@RadioactiveBluePlatypus touchy
@@themineguy1234 wdym
THE BOOK WAS WROTE IN PARKOUR
@@Chonkthealmighty when I saw that I died 💀
Teach me how to read parkour
And now there’s a guy that speaks in combat
@@Haizoupvp civilization mention
@@Haizouevbo sword farm
Just put the steak on the log lil parkour pro
lol 💀
har diddily har
parkour civilization has an IMDB page
Finally, the respect it deserves 🧡
And its rated 9.0/10, Higher than the True Detective (8.9/10), Dragon Ball Z (8.8/10) and Adventure Time (8.6/10) 💀
@@rishinsenguptagoddestroyer5024 and Dune 2 (8.5???)
In a few years literature teachers will be asking 'Can you explain why the author wrote that in parkour civilization, no one jumps for the beef?'
English teachers gonna analyse it fr
his paycheck is just a slip of paper that says "IOU 3 block backwards jump"
Lol probably true 😂
Isn’t that just a free kill on someone since that’s impossible in game
@@totallyrealname8849uhh did u watch the full movie? it very much is possible
Bro it’s so crazy how this series is just getting popular I watched this like a year ago 😭 but I guess I’m happy it’s finally getting the recognition it deserves
@@Itskaidaorangeguy2017 It’s good that it’s getting popular, but now we need more memes 😛
Bro sounds like an AI explaining memes 😭
Bro sounds like an AI commenting about me explaining memes 😭 (jk thanks for the comment 🧡)
I keep seeing you everywhere AND we have the same pfp its actually crazy
@@parali30 Our souls are connected
guess i found the two soulbound on youtube, damn. that'll go on my 2025 bingo card
Maybe there is something beyond the beef…. Nobody ever jumps for the raw porkchop
You can be the first pork chop jumper 🔥
So that's why there are pigs in the farm
In parkour civilization no one knows the legend of the raw mutton...
2 block jump for the porkchop. But whats better?
2.5 Jump for the Raw Mutton, and a 3 block jump for the Golden Carrots
fun fact: this video came out on the day of parkour civ's 1 year anniversary. (episode 1 released on oct 5, 2023)
LET'S GO!!! ACCIDENTAL WIN! 🧡🔥
Don’t u mean 2023 😭
@@Ventrixal sorry, just edited the comment
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@lolliii5477 your scream is 44 O's longer when translated from hawaiian. bruh
No one jumps for the PORKCHOP
1:43 it’s obvious. The pawn can’t move forward, so he captures diagonally.
This world is so harsh to everyone, even the rich get shamed when they don't climb a mountain and drop with a water bucket mlg to go home
@@Smiley_404 bro Ik right 😔
this is so so dumb but I love it 😭
Same 💀
“Who are you?”
“I… am the Parkour Champion…”
Goku: hey, I heard you’re the parkour god, that must mean you’re really strong.
“wow, I didn’t really know I could beat dream in a parkour “ said Evbo
i think evbo getting saved on the parkour legends arc has meme potential
@@ayuballena8217 As long as we get more memes i’m happy 😛
Minecraft parkour civilization vs The Last Guest
Great idea 🧡
Both are peak
1:16 w to whoever made that
azuMaddie on X 😛
@@liamvzofficial talking about the undertale one
Many reasons for memes like FNAF is just because THEY’RE SO DAMN WELL MADE
Well said BloxyGuy
"If you were given the choice to do a one block jump for the chicken or a vertical one block jump for the beef. Would you jump for the beef?"
"If I wasn't given enough food to be able to sprint, I might have a little trouble."
"But would you fall?"
*Nah, I'd jump for the beef.*
*nah, I'd beef*
A rhythm game by the name of vivid/stasis also has a loading tip that references parkour civilization
Whats the tip?
@@dancingdyspraxicfairyI think it's something along the lines of "in the DUSKBREAKER civilization, nobody chooses to play on ULTIMATE-XX gauge"
@@Superkuzia15 thanks
Here in 5b Civilisation, no one chooses the one block jump for the Ice Cream Cake.
@@liamosc 🎂
is this a bfdi reference? Im confused now-
Bfdia 5b
This was amazing, you should do a part 2!
Edit: Thanks for the 1 like guys, I hope you all get some yummy beef
Thanks for the suggestion!
yo liam do this :
Vegans choose to die than jump for the chicken or the beef
Every time I hear "here in Parkour civilization, NO ONE jumps for the beef" I burst out laughing
Its actually good cuz it gives the 2010 mcyt vibes
minecraft civilization concept has been advanced into a popular content.
It’s amazing to see 🧡😛
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I don’t know what to choose
@@GodzillaFan45445 Nobody goes for the beef 😔
Dash spider 2
guys, when life faces us with a three block jump when we only have three bars of hunger, we dont have to conform to societies standards we just have to find the barrier block in our heart to make the two block jump.
So true 😔
4:19 (So close bro) 99% of Noobs never jump for the beef
The 1% : evbo and the other at level Pro, and Master
I started watching evbo before parkour civilization
@@vanessagrosser6002 Glad to see he is getting more recognition now 🙏
Same BRO HIS VIDEOS ARE INSANE
I watched him before noob civilization
Samee
Me too
"Here in parkour civilization, we jump to buy a house, we jump to buy food, but most importantly, we jump for the truth."🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
The Opera meme works if Opera is a parkour master, then jumps would be buying them blocks for parkour
Great video man! Keep up the amazing content man, top teir :)
@@PizzaPlayer23 Thank you, PizzaPlayer48! 🍕🧡
Someone should do a Parkour Civilization meme like this:
No Nut November be like:
Go for the Raw Beef:Don't Nut
Go for the Raw Chicken:Nut
Only 2 more weeks until it’s November when you can post this 😛
Within the confines of a human society where you must complete multiple obstacles not a single member of the homo-sapiens race makes an attempt on using their leg muscles to acquire the required momentum to move vertically by one meter to collect the meat of a Bos Taurus. Several people have instead concluded that it is much more risk-free to use their leg muscles to acquire the required moment to move forward by one meter for the meat of a Gallus Domesticus comparatively than to jeopardize your animateness for 50% of a
"hunger bar" extra.
@@qualifiedasparagus Hmmmm, very wise way of putting it 😛
"Suddenly i only had one choice to beat the Parkour champion.. I had to jump for the beef."
"No! Impossible! In Parkour civilization nobody jumps for the beef!"
@@Thejestermpg 🗣️🔥
“Fine! If I’m going down I’m taking you with me!”
“No! In parkour civilization, NO ONE jumps for the raw pork chop!!!”
@@RedLaundryBasket yo someone got the video I was referencing!
loopdey loop neo
@@RedLaundryBasketSurprise parkour battle! 1 block jump! *dies*
I think the only move the chess piece could go is the beef so I’ll choose the beef
We need a chess Parkour Civilization Gamemode 💀
Here is the secret to getting a better life in parkour civilisation, go for the beef jump every time, you will eventually get the ability to sprint, so you can rank up very easily, once you rank up, stay as a pro, life as a master isn’t worth it because not even your own house is safe when you’re a master, or you could risk it all, both options are good
@@luctube6591 Bro, you sound wise in the ways of the Parkour Civilization
"Would you do a one block jump for the raw chicken or do a one block vertical jump for the raw beef?" Two block jump for the steak please.
lol 😂
dark souls players in parkour civilization:
The only trend that is harmless and fun
I was an Evbo fan LONG before Parkour Civilization, and I'm glad I got to watch him grow
@@micahcoupaud6067 Glad to hear 🧡🧡
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No one jumps for beef
i mean... it caught on kinda late... BUT HELL YEAH ITS A MASTER PIECE
I'm glad it caught on 🔥
Parkour civilization is PEAK Fiction
@@samirdarielbarinas9423 Agreed. Rayman could make the jump for the beef tho🔥
Props for making your own memes they were good
Thank you! 🧡
Minecraft parkour movie before GTA IV is crazy 💀💀
@@ummiuno011 bro we live in the wrong timeline 💀
1 BLOCK JUMP FOR RAW CHICKEN OR 1 BLOCK VERTICAL JUMP FOR RAW BEEF
@@shellder_gaming I choose raw chicken. Nobody goes for the beef 😔
you have to watch the WHOLE thing to understand anything
@@vityd5834 I would say you have to watch it 5 times before you understand half of it 💀
It's funny, that parkour civilization is now popular, after Evbo finished the series. It's a bit weird honestly.
It ages like fine wine 😛
4:14 you only get one life unless you somehow get out of parkour prison you fake fan
@@stuffymonster394 Just escape parkour prison tho
i remember watching evbo in like 2021 when he did minecraft but its ruled by noobs or something and it was basically the same as this but less effort lol
Lol, that was his practice for Parkour Civilization
Sid Meier's parkour civilization
Advanced combination 🔥🗣️
“The book was written in parkour…”
Amazing writing, I know
WHERE LEFT WITH NO ARMS RIDING THE POWER STRUGGLE.🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
🗣️🔥
1:11 they also did one in Rain World
I'll check it out :)
Thanks for the comment 🧡
RAIN WORLD
Can't forget doing the 360 vertical jump
Ofc not 😛
lol, i watched parkour civilization when it only come out
didn't expect it to blow up
It is a work of art after all 🔥
building civilization is the prequel
Bro you keep on killing me in Roblox 😩
4:40 I already did
Legend 😛
goated duology
It rivals the greats for sure 🧡
The thumbnail goes so hard you'll be at 1k subs in no time
Thanks, Popotato! 🧡🥔
I watched parkour civilization before it was a full movie
Nobody jumps for the raw pork chop
So true 😔
In parkour Civilization No One Jump for the raw pork chop
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I am a parkour fighter SEND HELP!
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dude I just wanna comment, what is this
@@dagamer5t3w57 Bro imma make that jump to the beef
Bro can write in parkour
This book was written in parkour type shit
it will be criminal if someone doesnt run actual server like this
Bro I would play it ASAP
there’s gonna be someone out there who is gonna bribe the pros with parkour or practice parkour battles for years to rise to the top
there are several. Many of them are on a hosting server like Minehut.
Oh, we got our first long short.
lol, I hope that's a good thing 🧡
@@liamvzofficial yeah, probably :)
dash spider V2
@@carrizon0803 Good idea!
2:05 Isn't it called Cooked Beef in Bedrock edition?
I actually dunno, I only really play Java edition 😭
Yes 🗿
There is part 2 and yes, it lasts abother 2 hours :D
Parkour civilization is peak
@@Gamerdude372 the truth 🗿
I LITERALLY FOUND ROBLOX EDITION OF PARKOUR CIV😭😭😭💀💀💀
I'll have to check it out lol
Man, if people hate being a parkour noob due to the excessive parkour. Their truly gonna hate how to parkour rich people live.
You’re speaking facts 🔥
As long as your ctrl or w key isn't broken, beef or chicken is possible
you can't sprint when you got no food 😔
@@liamvzofficialSorry, its shift because I use the ctrl key for shifting
@@liamvzofficialBut hey, atleast is your w key isn't broken (even ctrl and shift is broken) it's possible, only if you dont walk over the edge first😔
POV: Vegans in parkour civilisation: 💀
The book.. was written in parkour
🔥🔥🔥🔥📚
Absolute fire 🔥
That was the longest 5 minutes of my Life
Now watch the video over and over again to have a longer life 🧡
Yo that Mr Beast thumbnail was 🔥🔥🔥
@@knights4eva981 Thanks 🔥
Parkour Civilization is good but teh fact the repeat that same word over and over made me insane. But I mean if you do talk to yourself in your mind thats pretty realistic
I watched the series from day 1 since ive loved his noob in a pro world and those types of video
I thought parkour civilization woudnt go famouse but im wrong ig
You were ahead of the trends 🔥
MASTERPIECE!!!???! I watched this 3 years ago and evbo makes better stuff nowadays
@@Azil-i5h Bro, Evbo could beat Goku in a fight 😛
But can goku beat the one block vertical jump for the beef ?
3 years ago?
We talking bout when parkour civilization(full movie) got created or what?
@@liamvzofficial But can he beat him in a parkour battle?
defenitly rewatching
I'm glad! Def deserves it 🧡
i had to do a 360 to watch this video
You would win Parkour Civilization
I loved the part in the video where you didn't credit the meme creators or put links to their posts in the description.
I appreciate your feedback! I did include usernames for many of the featured memes, but those without credit were reposted so many times that tracing back to the original creators is challenging, which is a common issue with memes. I always aim to give credit where it’s due! 🧡
@@liamvzofficial Alright since your taking feedback well lemme apologise for being mean in my first comment. Next time please link stuff of confirmed original sources.
I remember watching this with my cousin before it got famous lol
@@Acookieboy15 You and your cousin are lucky to be that early 😛
No way this guy serious
@@breadloaf176 which guy?
Evbo save the parkour society
@@vfhrgdgd8983 Yes please 😛
Me when I watched the series form the start
OG viewer 🔥
I made my own parkour civilization meme short cuz I was bored
I checked it out lol 🧡
Thanks! I probably wouldn’t have made anything if you said there wasn’t a lack of memes so thanks lol
fun fact on mobile the auto jump on bedrock can make players walk and auto vertical jump it only works on one block jumps and before 1.21
@@nalasprincessworld4670 So before the change Bedrock players were all OP in Parkour Civilization 💀
PARKOUR CIVILIZATION HAS A WIKI????
Yes, it’s so in depth 💀
Evbo is the modern day version of Karl Marx, George Orwell, J. R. R. Tolkien, and Jesus Christ frfr.
@@ukkisragee9983 🗣️🔥
Dang. I saw the first episode of pkc when if first came out. I can’t believe it’s been a year and people are already meming it
@@ZElementPlayz It’s cray 😛