Elaine Needs Five Thousand Dollars | The Apartment | Seinfeld
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- "It's okay, he doesn't care!"
From Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 8 The Apartment: When an apartment becomes available in Jerry's building, he helps Elaine get it, only to regret his decision to do so. George starts wearing a wedding ring because he's heard that it helps single guys pick up women.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Elaine Needs Five Thousand Dollars | The Apartment | Seinfeld
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Directly or indirectly, Kramer would have cost Jerry at least a million dollars throughout the show.
This was a great show
😂😂
The stunt on the plane in the finale cost him a show
The blender, for starters.
Yet, he would still turn him in if Jerry ever killed someone 😋
"You didn't want her in the building? .....then why you loan her the $5,000? " this always made me laugh Lol!! 😂
Elaine and Kramer dealing/borrowing Jerry’s money right in front of him, like he’s not there. 😂
The point of the series, was that they were all REALLY horrible people.
That's why they had to make the point in "The Finale," since so many other sitcoms are self-indulgent and make the characters into HEROES who are always great "deep down;" but Seinfeld had no such failing, and Larry David wanted everyone to KNOW it.
@@SovereignStatesmanelaine fed her bf who had a stroke
@@q7jdwomfvkbj74what kind of videos have you posted to your channel?
@@q7jdwomfvkbj74then left him lol
I love how Jerry doesn't even care about losing $5000. He cares about gaining a close friend in the building!
WHAT? He DOESN'T WANT Elaine moving in, because it would be too awkward and he wanted his space. Just like with Jerome.
@@SovereignStatesman thats what he said. Read it again
Helping the poor is real religion, money is not real or our god
@@jussikankinen9409 You don’t get to decide who anybody else’s god is. Only your own. Deal with it.
bc he is wealthy
"People always take the money, it's what separates us from the animals" is one of the greatest quotes from Seinfeld.
3:45 I only just noticed that Elaine straight up gallops out the door
I've always loved that adorable trot she does. What a physical comedy master she is
Watching that I noticed Kramer's "Oioioi" for the first time.
@@AnthonyP73Especially her little tippy-toe dance!
She's so adorable throughout the show. Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom of all time
1:31 A rare moment where George shows he has a small sliver of a conscience. Not enough to stop Jerry from lying though.
"George STAYS OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS!"
George needs to explain the worlds theory to Kramer.
A very rare moment of honesty between Jerry & Kramer @4:34
Best show ever.
Totally disagree, Kramer was brutally honest all the time
@@anthonysteen56Kramer wasn't talking @4:34, so I'm obviously referring to Jerry in a remarkable moment of candor with Kramer.
@@mobus1603 Ya, that was a great moment in TV history. "Let me explain something to you--you're not normal." LOL I still knew the line after 20 years!
Can't remember the episode, but my favourite is Jerry's "Given the first legal opportunity, I will kill you."
Kramer's character: Like a child, he has no filter, just painfully brutally sincere, honest and frank!
"Let me explain something to you. You're not normal."
I read this at the same time he said in the video. 😅😂
Google says that $5000 in 1991 money would be like $11000 today. And Kramer just lends out Jerry’s $11000 like it’s nothing!.
Average rent in Manhattan is $4600 per month.
@@DetectiveTrupo203 they talked about appartments being 400$ a month in a show
Biden is president now and due to hyper inflation 5000 dollars in 1991 would be like 1,000,000 dollars now. Thanks Biden.
I seem to recall George pays $2300/month rent when he "moved" from Little Rock, AR
@@user-vx9fu3nx2iand the girl he wanted to move in for said it was a scam
I love it when Kramer comes in and throws Jerry under the bus...:D...
Jerry admits he's a phony in this clip...Mike Moffitt was right after all!😂
Mike called Jerry a phony in a good way like "that Michael Jordan is so phony"
Who needs enemies when you have friends like Kramer 💀
"How does the baldness fit into that plan?" hahah
1:02 "I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham."
- George Costanza
A very relatable lifestyle we all live by.
But was dumbfounded to give a response when Jerry has to tell Elaine about the $5K offer.
Facebook lol
The ironic thing is, _he wasn't lying._
I actually lied today so I don’t have to attend to an early appointment 😂🙈
I'll have you know not everyone out there is a duplicitous George Costanza! Some of us are paragons or virtue and honesty... "Kramers", if you will.
Ah yes broke Kramer: "Jerry YOU dont have $5000 to borrow her?"
Actually Kramer fell onto some money... Ask Jerry always says. Kramer doesn't need to work.
Lend
I had a similar situation. She was actually seeing a new guy, so I told her to get it from him. I would have never seen a cent of it back.
haha Bet that was the last time you heard from her.
You sound like a terrible friend
@@DimT670 I am a terrible victim. There was no friendship.
This all scene is amazing
It's a pity it's been cut the latest second where George reappears from the bedroom and gets back immediately after Elaine's comeback
kramer doesnt know how to shut up LOL
He doesn't care!
Low key top 20 lines in the whole series
Low key.. is NOT a real word
@@rzn2258 its 2 words
@@rzn2258 I’ll take it. Anything is better than the useless “underrated” word I see everyday
@@cynomyS This comment is underrated.
@@rzn2258 There are no real words. There is no spoon.
5K is what you pay to your roomie nowadays in NYC
What a great show. Remember waiting each week for the new episode? Everyone talking about it the next day. Now it's just churning out trash trash trash
On the one hand, it's kinda adorable how childlike Kramer is, but on the other hand, his inability to process situations like an adult could also have costly repercussions for those involved
That side also reminds me of someone I know :)
Fun Fact: The Apartment was the first episode of Elaine's signature move - the "Get out!" shove.
Please stop the "fun facts" in every comment section.
$400 a month in rent in NYC, before someone was willing to pay more. Poor Elaine.
Always hated that shove in the series
@@cynomyS the shove is one of the best recurring jokes
@@kulio1214 the shove is one of the -best- worst recurring jokes
fixed
"People don't turn down money, it's what separates us from the animals." LOL!
Kramer causes 90% of the problems in this show
And yet he's the funniest character on the show.
@@musicman76enator He isn’t the funniest, by any means.
@@sergiovela9961 How can you live with such a wrong opinion in that head of yours?
@@RavenCyarm he’s right tbh
@@rafikz77 Nope. And you're wrong too. :)
$5000 in 1991 when this episode aired is like $11000 today. I’d offer my friends $5000 if they really needed it in a jam but $11000 is pushing it
4:23 “People don’t turn down money. It’s what separates us for the animals”.
“It’s what separates us from the animals”… a famous quote later used in John Wick
Gosh this scene has it all
Then why did you loan her the $5000 for?...😂🤣😅....gee, thanks Kramer!
Jerry shouldve jsut said he doesnt have the 5000 dollars lol
Kramer doesn't even know when to keep his big mouth shut.
5k to get into an apartment, even then.... first last and security deposit 😐
I live in that area and I wish I can have those old day pricing!
5K in 1991 is insanity
A classic!! Always makes me laugh! 😂😂
Kramer - that's ok. He doesn't care
Kramer is very generous when it comes to Jerry's money or practically anything that belongs to Jerry. This f@cking guy 🤦
A friend asked me for $7k. Problem with lending people money is you aren't really able to strong arm them to get it back and you get nothing back with the money except a thank you. I tell people go to the bank and get a line of credit. You cant pay it back, let them hunt you down for it.
Julia Louis Dreyfus is just awesome....
She was until her being so woke came to light.
@@melfreitas1290I have no idea why she has so many fanatics around YT... they're straight up human doormats, waiting for her to step on them. It's so weird.
@@melfreitas1290 Can you even define "woke"?
@@tim3172can you define “woman”?
Elaine's father is a billionaire
Julia's father....
Kramer is a cross between Shimp and Barney Fife. He's totally clueless, doesn't know it and he's clumsier than Godzilla in a department store!
1:36 1:36 😂😂😂the George exit 😂😂and then him coming 5:01..which was cut off 😂
The dialogue is classic!
4:37 lmao
"You got 5000. Give her 5000!"
You are not normal 😂
Jerry with the Bo Jackson’s sneakers 👟.
sc trainers ftw!!!
George has real problems, lying.
Jerry should have said "how about you Kramer"
Seinfeld = Micky, Kramer = Goofy, George = Donald, Elaine = Minnie
Most likely, sometimes, everyone has a friend like Kramer. If you don't, then most likely, sometimes, you're being a Kramer yourself.
Elaine reminds me of a grown up Hermione Granger, except not a good person haha
Now I know. The people I work with are actually POD people. It all makes sense now.
That's what friends are for 🤭
Now a New York apartment is $5000 a month
Well, you didn't want her in the building ??
No, I didn't...
Well why did you loan her 5000 dollars for ??
That delivery is comedy genius 😂😂😂😂
whats 5g between friends
That's roughly 10k today.
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GOOD MORNIN’!! ❤❤
Jerry should’ve told Kramer before hand or locked his god damn door….oh wait jerry gave him the key to his apartment.
so he's perfectly fine with his entire existence being a fabrication?
We're talking about a guy who said "it's not a lie if you believe it's true!"
Get out of here! 😂😂😂
She could have borrowed the money from HR Pennypacker or successful importer/exporter Art Vandelay. Jerry was probably the least successful man in that room ;)
😂😂😂
Kraymerica Industries
Harold and Manny were great characters....
What's going on with Kramer's hair? lol
He moussed up.
Bad shower head! No water pressure!
Kramer back when he had normal hair
What's funny is that Jerry doens't want Elaine in the building, but Kramer is no more than 10 feet away across the hall.
It's too late for kramer to leave. Plus he was already there when Jerry moved in
Kramer is not an ex girlfriend
Why did you cut George walking in and walking back out?
If I was Jerry, I would have told him no I don't have that kind of money and thrown him out of the apartment.
Kramer goes through alot of Jerry's bread. I know, but it had to be said.....
I honestly hate Kramer. I would never let him into my life after he burned once. How many times has he burned Jerry and co?
Yes! Me too!
@@fernandadmc Amazing! Hey Fernanda, would you like to go out on date with me sometime?
He IS a pod after all!😁
He burns Jerry every week.
Lois Loan?
5000 dollars in late 80's money is like 10,000-12,000! Elaine is a sleezy women to even think about borrowing that much money especially when she has always has full time jobs!
You wouldn't want to borrow money without a full-time job that's for sure. He's got no way out with this one
This Curbs my Enthusiasm. Off to a good day. Im gonna have a field day. 5,000 dollars worth. Im gonna act it out. Lol have a good day.
"I look like Julia Louis-Dreyfus from the 90s..... hmmm. how could i come up with 5 grand real quick?" lol
george would give her 5 g's in a heartbeat for... ya know... a little exchange of services. of course he would.
In today’s time that would be like $10,000
It would double from the late 90's to now?? You sure???
@@specops1903 $5,000 in 1995 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $8,831.86 today.
@@o.p.h.o.v.e.nin purchasing power, yes. In terms of nyc rent inflation specifically, no. It would easily be $10,000. Likely more.
@@specops1903 this wasn't late 90s, given Elaine's hair it can't be later than about 94
@@jamesdettmann94 Elaine’s hair was massively out of step with the fashion of the day.
Elaine doesn't have 5k dollars.
Julia L. Dreyfus can spend 5k in one minute. She is a billionaire.
Millionaire for sure, not a billionaire.
@@danielfox3003a billionaire. Look up who her family is.
@@SKa-tt9nm Jewish billionaires. Crazy money.
@@SKa-tt9nm her family's money doesn't mean it's her money. She on her own is not a billionaire.
@@NH-tb2sm oh look everyone it’s technicality man, the worlds most pedantic superhero!
About 10K in today's dollars
Or One Million with inflation and Biden taxes and fees.
The moment when you want to tell your friend to STFU.
No.. 100,000 and lane will find another lane for about a year...
Her character was a happy person earlier in the show to become a biiter person at the end of the plot.
some people are just annoying by nature when you think make them happy will weakening the annoying its just get worse
to be honest though that was really kinda selfish of jerry if he really cared about her should have let her moved in . the group is pretty selfish to be honest lol
5 thousand dollars for an apartment??? I don't understand tbh
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Religion means u must help other and feed the poor, i mean what jesus said
The cheapest apartment in Tel-Aviv is 400 thosand dollars
Did Jerry just say "phony" ?
In its most positive light, yes. "Man, that Michael Jordan is SO phony."
Jerry is a phony. Guess Mike was right.
What’s a pod?
It's from Invasion of the Bodysnatchers, I believe.
JLD- The Richest woman in Showbiz needs 5k...lol.
A good time for Kramer to shut up.
what was 5k worth back in the 90s? doesn't sound like a outrageous amount of money for a professional adult to have
About $10 - $12k now or probably more with inflation. A lot for renting plus two weeks and bond.
Is that realistic in the 90's? To take a few years to pay back 5 grand?
ক্রেমার চরিত্রটা একটা অনবদ্য সৃষ্টি। পরের ধনে পোদ্দারি কাকে বলে উদাহরণ সহ দেখিয়ে দিল।
How does Kramer afford to live?
Ah the episode that proved Mike Moffett correct, that Jerry is phony.
Then Jerry broke his thumbs.
The irony is that she is from a very wealthy family
Elaine or Julia?
@@Chrisbajs Julia
@@Chrisbajs Julia Louis Dreyfus is from a very wealthy family of billionaires but she plays a great regular person on the show
Isn’t her (Elaine) dad a famous writer (who’s presumably rich?) on the show?
@@edward7835 Alton Benes isn't rich. And if he was, he wouldn't let Elaine have anything. Remember, she said it would take her some years to pay back Jerry $5000.
What would five thousand be now?
about 10 grand
George Costanza the greatest hero of the show… Neumann comes a close 2nd, then Kramer distant 3rd followed by Jackie Chiles Lawyer and then Mr Bookman + Soup Nasi + Crazy Joe Devola & of course Frank Kostanza his dad. ….lastly the impeccable Mr SteinBrenner…..JERRYsienfeld-the most annoying with 0 actingSills ….. ….