NFTs have no future

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  • @sammym3
    @sammym3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    3:41 fun fact: In the cryptoland trailer, if you pay attention in the beginning, you can see that when the camera pans out through the window of the helicopter, it actually just clips through the wall instead.

    • @Hoodie9129
      @Hoodie9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I thought that scene looked weird but i couldn't tell why.

    • @keribere244
      @keribere244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the future.

    • @thegamingkubedoro
      @thegamingkubedoro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'll make a trailer breakdown on the cinematic vision, the interstellar universe building series that is "Cryptoland" I cannot wait! (Unironically though, wtf is this shit?)

    • @ApusApus
      @ApusApus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good catch

    • @sammym3
      @sammym3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@keribere244 bad future

  • @rawrbutnoxd9500
    @rawrbutnoxd9500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    That wasn't a Cryptoland ad. That was a nightmare. Literally, that played out like my childhood nightmares would.

    • @itisi2042
      @itisi2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The coin dude legit looks like a Disney twist villain, but with the quality of a bowling animation

    • @thegamingkubedoro
      @thegamingkubedoro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@itisi2042 Ikr? That Bitcoin mascot was so horribly designed and animated, it feels like a war crime to animators

  • @aidanshea5942
    @aidanshea5942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3332

    "That is the deadest crowd I have ever seen, and that includes astroworld."
    Oh my word...

    • @gavintrout
      @gavintrout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Yeah that got me too, also why is your comment section filled with scam bots?

    • @siravyaverageyoutuber5802
      @siravyaverageyoutuber5802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      💀

    • @rubyrose5642
      @rubyrose5642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I had to take a seat after that one, it floored me more than the moshers

    • @glassofwater281
      @glassofwater281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I heard that and stopped mid lasagna fork lift

    • @Disconnect03
      @Disconnect03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Too soon

  • @waffelhaus
    @waffelhaus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2218

    Not so fun fact, the QR code is flipped because the house model is actually stolen. If you flip the code back it leads to the original creator's twitter.

    • @Shulkern
      @Shulkern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I think they kept it in as an Easter egg so like, yeah we used a free house model check out the person who made it, so no stealing happened, because if they DID steal it then why would they make a qr code inside of a frame that leads to the person who made the model?

    • @bendy2095
      @bendy2095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@Shulkern because they didn’t make the QR code

    • @Shulkern
      @Shulkern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bendy2095 I see, but was it already flipped in the model? or not, if not then I don't understand why they just flipped it, maybe it still wasn't stolen, cuz if the qr code is still there then obviously they are still crediting the model creator in some way

    • @justiceofbook
      @justiceofbook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@Shulkern they stole the model, they didn’t change it at all. They flipped it to make it less obvious.

    • @Shulkern
      @Shulkern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@justiceofbook then why didn't they just remove the qr code, that's dumb

  • @oldfashionedboots2774
    @oldfashionedboots2774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    i find it funny that the song they parody is "Prince Ali" from Disney's Aladdin... which is literally a song about someone trying to make himself look stronger, more important and richer then he actually is.
    Really says something about criptoland right there

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You really can’t make this shit up, it’s surreal

    • @AlexPastGrey
      @AlexPastGrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which part is Prince Ali?

    • @JannetFenix
      @JannetFenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      They called the mascot connie.
      CONNIE.
      Like a con artist?

    • @flyingmintbunny1286
      @flyingmintbunny1286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AlexPastGrey 10:15

    • @treedeerthethingy4812
      @treedeerthethingy4812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JannetFenix yeah, and then the guy in the ad calls him cryptofer.
      Like Lucifer, you know, the one that was mistranslated into the devil? The golden boy who then betrayed everyone?

  • @FabbrizioPlays
    @FabbrizioPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    You know what's horrifying? Even when NFTs are a forgotten bit of early 21st century kitsch we're all very glad we left in the past, some walnut born in 2030 is going to make NFTs their aesthetic for nostalgia points.

    • @tearsandrain
      @tearsandrain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I do NOT want to imagine that.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Meme cycle:
      - New meme is a hit!
      - Everyone shares the meme.
      - The meme is overplayed and uncool now.
      - The meme falls into obscurity.
      - The meme receives a second life after some time: It's now an ironic meme, cool because it is uncool.
      - The second life is longer, but smaller in scale.
      - Finally, the meme dies.

    • @pietrobruno5734
      @pietrobruno5734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@vylbird8014 congrats u just described the amogus meme

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@pietrobruno5734 I just described every meme.

    • @rezeno5665
      @rezeno5665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      EIther 2030s or 2040s

  • @Pharry_
    @Pharry_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3972

    NFTs do have a future: causing bankruptcy and destroying the environment

    • @NathanTowles
      @NathanTowles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @if u know u know shuddup

    • @GaJ42
      @GaJ42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @MrCombat exactly lmao

    • @yurimaoism
      @yurimaoism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      and making people go cold (Ethereum mining has used too much power so people in upstate New York cant afford power)

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      reject cryptocurrency, embrace the bartering system.
      i'll buy that for 2 chickens and a bag of rice!

    • @Green-vw5vr
      @Green-vw5vr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even more than normal

  • @cursed-cat9126
    @cursed-cat9126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    When Christopher jumped into the coin pit and the coin went "just wait till you see what's next" that was so unintentionally sexually uncomfortable

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I kinda ship it ngl 😳

    • @currentlyrobynastore9890
      @currentlyrobynastore9890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I thought he was gonna trap him there for the rest of his life ngl

    • @ceykat669
      @ceykat669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@currentlyrobynastore9890 it would be so apt. Considering most of these things are scams or bubbles. Trapped in a vault of worthless crypto, like being trapped in debt from investing in it.

    • @cursed-cat9126
      @cursed-cat9126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gregjayonnaise8314 ye but we don't need ANOTHER 50 shades

    • @brov3313
      @brov3313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING. PAUSE MR COIN MAN

  • @philipperov2341
    @philipperov2341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3765

    Fun fact: Jurassic park's effects were made nearly 30 years before this.

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      yep spambots replied first... dont click its spam.

    • @dreadknight8591
      @dreadknight8591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Nimki rafa 8 shush spambot

    • @cu5tard80
      @cu5tard80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      “Its evolving, just backwards.”

    • @nyanythenyany
      @nyanythenyany 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, but weren't the effects very expensive?

    • @roller332
      @roller332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How?

  • @anthonysaylor8120
    @anthonysaylor8120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    8:03 Oh no, the QR code isn't a gag - the creator of that house model they stole had that image on the wall to begin with. Cryptoland's animators were so lazy that they didn't get rid of the QR code that leads to his web presence, they _flipped the image horizontally._

  • @NoTime2Explain676
    @NoTime2Explain676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    I’ve long been a proponent that crypto Bros have never heard of VR Chat because everything they claim is possible in the metaverse is already possible in that game

    • @JingleMallet
      @JingleMallet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Metaverse looks like a shitty roblox rip off so far

    • @mateololero4091
      @mateololero4091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And mostly for free too

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      AND you can fuck in ways that humans were never meant to bend. Can’t do that with an NFT, now can I?

    • @ZeroDim
      @ZeroDim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JingleMallet fax

    • @mellokhai
      @mellokhai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pretty much, and the majority of it is possible in most online games _in general_

  • @portugeese_man_o_war
    @portugeese_man_o_war 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    this nft land animation thing feels like it could make a good dystopian novel

  • @ooferz3256
    @ooferz3256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    can't believe years of evolution for a shittily animated show that probably cost more money than i'll ever see in my lifetime and has more weird sexual tension than any Cats rendition ever. If i knew there were gonna be days like this i woulda stayed in the primordial soup

    • @Bombsbombsbombs
      @Bombsbombsbombs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what

    • @GeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorge
      @GeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His brain got so damaged by the animation he forgot how to speak

    • @HMN134
      @HMN134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorgeGeorge further proves how much of an abomination it is

  • @theman6422
    @theman6422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    “I have a crush on crypto-kiddies”
    Chris Hanson upon almost all fours, wielding a chair in one of his hands: come here son, and take my seat

    • @ragalyiakos
      @ragalyiakos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I'm pretty sure it's actually supposed to be "crypto-kitties"...Which only makes that sentence a tiny bit better.

    • @Blaze-xe8cl
      @Blaze-xe8cl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ragalyiakos he better not touch the kitties!

    • @Evokai6419
      @Evokai6419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@ragalyiakos Ironically, the people in charge of this thing said that emotional maturity is enough for being able to consent to sex on the island so....

  • @GelatinSkelet0n
    @GelatinSkelet0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I love how no-one even questions the fact that the waiter straight up gives him rat poison

    • @Ben31337l
      @Ben31337l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is for the rats.

  • @Jayy_Zz
    @Jayy_Zz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    NFTs = "It's just the same crummy cat face with a different hat each time." - Grunkle Stan

    • @apparentlylivin
      @apparentlylivin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finally someone uses this quote 😅

  • @DepPpiey-II
    @DepPpiey-II 2 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Hey, it's the funny green apparition who appears at the foot of my bed every night

    • @depressedengineer5766
      @depressedengineer5766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought that was dream

    • @RWM0
      @RWM0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @SophiaTheSassy it does.. but don't encourage the bot 😂

    • @promonto
      @promonto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@depressedengineer5766 with him by my side every second feels like a dream

    • @Deidara154
      @Deidara154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean dream?

    • @anubis5083
      @anubis5083 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      420 likes

  • @KosBalintHunor
    @KosBalintHunor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Fun fact: when someone on Twitter asked the official cryptoland accout what the age od consent on the island would be, in a now deleted tweet they said, and Im not joking, "Mental maturity should be enough ;)".

  • @marwansobhy7050
    @marwansobhy7050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "Cryptolander"
    Time to make this a slur

    • @BagelBoyboss
      @BagelBoyboss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A slur against who though?

    • @GoinGreninja
      @GoinGreninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BagelBoyboss NFT users or such maybe?

    • @BagelBoyboss
      @BagelBoyboss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GoinGreninja nft users get C R Y P T O L A N D E D !

  • @MrPeanut624
    @MrPeanut624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The only lady was played by someone phoning their lines in because no woman would ever willingly be in the same room with these neckbeards.

  • @kaylarodrigues7892
    @kaylarodrigues7892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "That is the deadest crowd I've seen in my life, and that includes Astroworld."
    KWITE YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME GO TO HELL FOR LAUGHING AT THIS

  • @Its_Vandfald
    @Its_Vandfald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Money is the root of all evil"
    After this horrid animation I'm pretty sure that saying has been on repeat since the last century just for this one animation.

  • @aidankeys8534
    @aidankeys8534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    10:15
    *With sixty elephants, llamas galore*
    *With his bears and lions*
    *A brass band and more*
    *With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers*
    *His birds that warble on key*
    *Make way for prince Ali!*
    Disney has a very open/shut copyright case on their hands for the use of the song. And with how modern Disney works, they will do it.

    • @ChipPerDoseShit
      @ChipPerDoseShit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      God do I hope they do- tbh even making an animation this horrible and showing it to people should be illegal lol

    • @soakedflxffy
      @soakedflxffy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was waiting for someone to point out this.

    • @obligatorymemename3946
      @obligatorymemename3946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Probably why it was originally taken down

    • @AltairBlue
      @AltairBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you can also hear several different songs from the original jurassic park in the beginning lmao, not even slightly modified

    • @helpcryinggato5987
      @helpcryinggato5987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD IT TOO HOLY SHIT

  • @bubba4959
    @bubba4959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I feel like a kid could've remade this in roblox and it still would've looked better than whatever is

    • @realPurpleOrb
      @realPurpleOrb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd 100% believe that this was roblox.

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    “NFT's have no future.”
    *Hmm, yes, I agree with you on the fact that water is wet..*

    • @agreyplaugedr8747
      @agreyplaugedr8747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And that every minute that passes, it’s about 60 seconds in Africa

    • @glassofwater281
      @glassofwater281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      True

    • @qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassdd4798
      @qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassdd4798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@glassofwater281 trust the glass of water he knows what he's talking about... he's a glass of water

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best to partake with it than get upset on it

    • @Blackout7177
      @Blackout7177 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No its not

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Ah the Metaverse, VRChat but worse in literally every single way.

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Vr chat but everyone there is blander than stale white bread

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least you weren't living in third world country with economy going downhill, poor internet and electricity, and low paying jobs

    • @darknessblades
      @darknessblades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You forgot secondlife
      which was one of the first digital worlds with currency conversion.
      you could earn money there and convert it into real money.
      Though its mostly dead now

    • @ybobux
      @ybobux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@veiserexab1428 Yes, I am living in a third world country with a decaying economy, dumb high unemployment rate, awful environmental responsibility, and terrible payment to high risk and effort work, YET, I still think of the metaverse as te worst kind of [insert bad word here]

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ybobux Or Twitter

  • @Ha11uu
    @Ha11uu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The cryptoland trailer has the same quality of Dream's music video for Mask

    • @jovan-noble-guy749
      @jovan-noble-guy749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It ' s a step up for sure, because this one has a romance sub-plot.

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Disney might sue them.

    • @AlexPastGrey
      @AlexPastGrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mask I can sit through willingly because the quality there kinda looks like Cocomelon and my dumbass brain thinks that's funny
      The Cryptoland trailer has given me three new sleep paralysis demons

  • @GermXDrinker
    @GermXDrinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    When the NFT crash happens, It gonna be funny as hell.

    • @Hoochibi
      @Hoochibi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wdym? the hundreds of thousands of ppl who sold already walked off with possbily millions of dollars. I think the jokes on you and I

    • @GermXDrinker
      @GermXDrinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Hoochibi Well i cant join the match now. Plus i never gave a shit about them.

    • @Hoochibi
      @Hoochibi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GermXDrinker true, but ur second sentence smells like cope

    • @novaangle2183
      @novaangle2183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Hoochibi Sold off as in the Nft creators are selling nfts and making cash off idiots who think they can turn a profit off them. Then the Nft creators leave with the cash and their buyer suckers are left with stuff they think has value trying to sell to other buyers who also have things they are trying to sell.

    • @Hoochibi
      @Hoochibi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@novaangle2183 And? What's wrong with that?

  • @ellis_exists
    @ellis_exists 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    The fact that they made a "Prince Ali" cover made my soul leave my body

    • @memedealer8370
      @memedealer8370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think the term you're looking for is Rip-Off

    • @4mere697
      @4mere697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I cringed so hard when I heard that cover they made

    • @sophiebubbles07
      @sophiebubbles07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How does your soul leaving your body feel

    • @thefirsttrillionaire2925
      @thefirsttrillionaire2925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sophiebubbles07 like watching this video

    • @willowwisp4307
      @willowwisp4307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The second I realized that I didn't think I could be even more repulsed

  • @SlurmpMergatroid
    @SlurmpMergatroid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I think what makes the coin even creepier is the fact that it barely blinks

  • @Jx_-
    @Jx_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Did Cryptopher say he has "a crush on crypto kiddies"?
    I guess mental maturity really IS more than enough ;(

    • @IceNineThrills
      @IceNineThrills 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was that supposed to be a frown? Because that is hilarious.

  • @CaeruleanWren
    @CaeruleanWren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've been to two furry conventions in VRChat so far, both were pretty alright. Big dealer den areas where the artists have examples of their work, usually along with links to their pages, maybe some commission sheets. Regular hangout areas that actually had people socializing, dances where people were actually dancing (sometimes with a live DJ, depended on the time)
    And I'm sure that between Second Life and VRChat there are big events like that that are way better than the cons I went to, how can they not just emulate that? Like they should have decent budgets here, how could they not have good dance animations or lighting or good social features at all? Are people above 70 their target audience, people who are actually impressed by this? Or are rich people just so out of touch that VRChat is considered a peasant game not worth looking into for them

  • @itzak2375
    @itzak2375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “That is the deadest crowd I’ve ever seen in my life and that includes Astroworld.”
    Absolutely ROASTED

  • @wiiufan9521
    @wiiufan9521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:15 "if you like this just wait till you see what's next"
    * aggressively Pisses in the crypto *

  • @AdachiCabbage
    @AdachiCabbage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    NFTs are no different than the video game inflation scam and the coin inflation scam back in the 70s.

    • @AltairBlue
      @AltairBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nfts are pretty much the same as downloadable ram
      promise a bunch of epic cool shit
      have none of that
      and absolutely fuck up everything

    • @ravingtac0896
      @ravingtac0896 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see someone watches Karl Jobst

    • @epsilonarcaneresearch1945
      @epsilonarcaneresearch1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anyone that genuinely thinks that crypto is a good idea should have their assets frozen for their own financial safety.

  • @seekingabsolution1907
    @seekingabsolution1907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I sincerely this NFT and crypto stuff dies, I do not want to live in a world where every part of my personal life is not just commodified by tech companies selling my personal info but also by people seeking to own the rights to a specific moment in my personal history.

  • @irishempire9811
    @irishempire9811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2491

    NFT's are like Kwite, their useless but people still want them.

    • @crackaddledspidermonke4418
      @crackaddledspidermonke4418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      lmao same for a dad

    • @costabenga
      @costabenga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      im gay
      Fax yes..

    • @thenoodleman8096
      @thenoodleman8096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Nimki rafa 8 robot

    • @sage-1248
      @sage-1248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      That was "kwite" a good one... Yea nvm I'll just return to furry

    • @henrykado
      @henrykado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      *evil laughter*
      they're*

  • @yoidekbutlikecool
    @yoidekbutlikecool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I hope everyone who buys or sells NFTs go to school and just learn how stupid the idea is.

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Would you rather work on low paying job with karens complaining at you 24/7?
      People just want to make a quick buck and they are aware of that

    • @StriderStarfall
      @StriderStarfall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of my classmatesbelieves in this stuff, school will not help.

    • @MamutaBCU
      @MamutaBCU 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doing it for a joke

  • @sevel_870
    @sevel_870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    this video really demonstrates how relevant Kwite is

  • @InfernalLawyer
    @InfernalLawyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    VRchat at least makes it look like you're dealing with people since, well, everyone's using their motion control which causes them to move about (mostly) naturally.
    That NFT "Rave" just looked so fucking lifeless. Like a bunch of robots who knew how to go to a room that had a party in itbut then had no idea what to do next.

  • @ZapperRS
    @ZapperRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The most accurate title Kwite has ever wrote

  • @OfStarrySkiesandFireflies
    @OfStarrySkiesandFireflies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The best part is the ingenious naming of each thing.
    “Oh, uh, we have this beach here… what should we call it?”
    “Cryptobeach.”
    “Alright, we also have a restaurant…”
    “Cryptorestaurant”.
    “And then also the entire script”
    “Just throw the word crypto in front of it all. Its brilliant.”

  • @mincedcretin8473
    @mincedcretin8473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    holy shit the rap goes HARD

    • @Ginjue
      @Ginjue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lets get this to top comment and he'll have to make another one

  • @colonelrockrits9436
    @colonelrockrits9436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I heavily agree with your point at 6:08 I do believe Thomas's living vehicle personification is largely outdated and lost its charm. just there are a lot better ways to personify as your said like Cars and such.

    • @suhasop4919
      @suhasop4919 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Car go vroom vroom

  • @theshadowofjericho4164
    @theshadowofjericho4164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Some of my favorite meme pages have started pushing nfts... it's a sad time to be alive. They almost ruined monkeys and now they're gonna try to ruin memes 😭

    • @nonymouswisp8176
      @nonymouswisp8176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Begone Bot

    • @thegamingkubedoro
      @thegamingkubedoro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I kid you not, I was so hyped for this one guy's Spider-Man fan film, but when I started to see him promoting NFTs, I got the big sad, fuck NFTs :(

    • @JewelWildmoon
      @JewelWildmoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sadly, it seems like everyone's getting into it. A few of the cute animal pic accounts. Hell, even the creators of a new horror game I like immediately started bringing out NFTs as soon as the game got popular and I'm pissed 💀 (The game was Poppy Playtime)

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well its best to get mad on it and broke or find a way to make profit on ease?

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JewelWildmoon They fell into the marketable-plushie trap Batim and Hello Neighbor succumbed to but in an oh so much worse way. It's such a pity too because they really did nail the fear factor in that famous part.. I wonder if they'll stop pushing it to save face.

  • @yasquishyboi902
    @yasquishyboi902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    im sorry the sentient crypto was called con...really
    i swear to god the only way it could've been made more clear was if their middle name was art

  • @Areum.
    @Areum. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I’m surprised he didn’t change his name to CryptoPher at the end

    • @therealchaosguy
      @therealchaosguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did
      And I hate it

    • @Areum.
      @Areum. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@therealchaosguy NO REALLY?

    • @therealchaosguy
      @therealchaosguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Areum. Yeah, when he's having drinks with the coin...
      The coin calls him Cryptopher

    • @Areum.
      @Areum. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@therealchaosguy Im gonna cry

  • @SkyDuskAndHerAmazingCupcakes
    @SkyDuskAndHerAmazingCupcakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Prince Ali rip-off part angered me way more than it should’ve

  • @junkyardjoe1419
    @junkyardjoe1419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Not really an exaggeration, they don't have any real value or purpose. They will burn out soon enough or at least when the joke stops being funny to non-crypto people.

    • @Amodh1257
      @Amodh1257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm not a crypto guy, in fact I actively hate how it's basically turned into get rich quick schemes that profit off of the naivety and desperateness of people in unfortunate circumstances, but I think it's stupid to say they have no purpose or value when there are very real people with very real hard cash that they've gotten from schamazing said system. It's completely stupid, but I doubt it's gonna just fade away that easily when it has very rich people a lot of whom we've probably never even heard of backing it for their own personal gain

    • @Hoochibi
      @Hoochibi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Amodh1257 you fell off + i farded

  • @laserbeastman7447
    @laserbeastman7447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact, that framed QR code in the fake house actually links to some structural engineer’s website. Apparently they “appropriated” his 3D mock-up and filled it with random jank. To get there, all you have to do is flip the image.

  • @treblewine453
    @treblewine453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Kwite has stated something so accurate we all had to click immediately

  • @its_kitti3900
    @its_kitti3900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    wow, I knew dream was rich, but I had no idea dream was *that* rich to afford the same animators as top dollar NFT animators

  • @seraph7216
    @seraph7216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    fun fact: cryptoland had a twt page and someone asked what their age of consent would be and the responded quote "mental maturity should be more than enough ;)" so take that as you will

  • @BKPrice
    @BKPrice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how they refer to buying property on an island as "visionary investing."

  • @ASplitMango
    @ASplitMango 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hah! I didn't click on this for the title you fool, I clicked for that S-tier shit we love, known as kwite content

  • @alen3253
    @alen3253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    im in awe of how this whole video wasn't just shots of kwite crying while this plays in the background because this is a nightmare.

  • @SatireDepartment
    @SatireDepartment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I’m going to steal all NFTs and make them useful by getting rid of them
    Edit: we won

    • @morganwilliams2863
      @morganwilliams2863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can’t, they are to plentiful with no unique value

    • @BagelBoyboss
      @BagelBoyboss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can help with that!

  • @epsilonarcaneresearch1945
    @epsilonarcaneresearch1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    after someone research it seems that a disturbingly large fraction of cryptobros also have a thing for kids.🤢🤮

  • @12yearoldaang96
    @12yearoldaang96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "That is the deadest crowd I have ever seen, and that includes astroworld" look as I fucking folds

  • @nemokrad2650
    @nemokrad2650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I still love when someone tried to tell me NFTs were totally useful and when I asked what they did and how they did it better than other methods they just clammed up and said nothing

  • @supernarwhals095
    @supernarwhals095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It is so goddamn fun to make fun of NFTs.

  • @avyd_
    @avyd_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best comeback to an NFT user : “Oh look! I have the same one!”

  • @veryunusualcomments5446
    @veryunusualcomments5446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They literally just stole the Jurassic park music for crypto land

  • @wannabewyvern
    @wannabewyvern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: I went the Dave and buster’s for a friend’s b-day and they were selling nfts for tickets or smth. It makes me happy I got two plushies with my tickets instead.

  • @camm5245
    @camm5245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:29: as a lifeguard, this man is an active drowning victim 😭😭

  • @TheGreenMario
    @TheGreenMario 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:04
    i love how his shirt changes for no reason
    this is one of the many reasons that NFTs are lazy and have no effort put into them

  • @stoppickingurnose7852
    @stoppickingurnose7852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yo, I didn't realize that you'd get meta on me in the first five seconds.
    I love you.

  • @yumahideki782
    @yumahideki782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    can we please appreciate how nice Kwite's new sunglasses are

  • @superblaster2
    @superblaster2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everyone: That NFT online meet up looks boring as hell!
    Me: DAMN! Kwite spits rhymes like a boss!

  • @higordomingos1930
    @higordomingos1930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "That coin could kill a man with it's bare hands"
    Top history quotes

  • @THISfookindude
    @THISfookindude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m not gonna lie the only reason I clicked is because I was scrolling through memes and came across one of NFTs and was like, whatever and as soon as I scrolled to the next one this vid popped up in my notifs. Never felt more like the phone is watching me

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Turns out that QR code takes you to an animator they stole something from. At least that's how I remember it.

  • @depressedengineer5766
    @depressedengineer5766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What if this becomes a thing in real life, and a group of 80 people walk in all in costumes of characters featured in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

    • @festus6981
      @festus6981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re thinking of cosplay and Halloween

  • @strawberrysoupiii4801
    @strawberrysoupiii4801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the cryptoland trailer has the exact same production quality, voice acting, and written dialogue as, like, those non-veggietale bible shorts they showed u in sunday school

  • @jovan-noble-guy749
    @jovan-noble-guy749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hi, like/love your videos Kwite, i was binge-watching your videos for 4 hours now, no joke! Edit: Also i really like your new sunglasses, keep wearing them 🏅 if that giant penny was IRL it probably would be worth at least 1200 $.

    • @jovan-noble-guy749
      @jovan-noble-guy749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my... I hate these comment bots so much!🤬😡TH-cam, for once, please fix this!

  • @gerrickjohnson
    @gerrickjohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That was the deadest crowd I've ever seen and that includes astroworld"

  • @tycoonterror
    @tycoonterror 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NFTs are about as useful as "buying" a star

    • @dylanroher4286
      @dylanroher4286 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You say that but those planets the stars have are now yours and you can charge rent to 2 billion people in like a hundred years… well at least your descendants can

  • @MrPhils1
    @MrPhils1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The voice acting in that “trailer” was absolutely horrific.

  • @jaredgreen2363
    @jaredgreen2363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So wierd that every time a particular industry does something major, its an actual crime. First Silk Road, and now this: copyright infringement(almost. This is parody) and potential child abuse(they have said there would be no age of consent)

  • @ericsani6912
    @ericsani6912 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The crypto land video looks like what you would get if you crossed a Super Bowl ad and the animation on the TV when you get a strike in a bowling alley

  • @fionna_cool_girl
    @fionna_cool_girl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This animation feels like it's someone's fever dream....

  • @bai-zewarrior
    @bai-zewarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I read somewhere on Twitter that Manhattan is gonna get an nft restaurant by next year. Just what we all need, digital collectible food

  • @maiariela
    @maiariela 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ngl you went hard on the rap parts, anyone knows if he released a full version of it?

  • @Deep_fr
    @Deep_fr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s so funny that for the crypto vr video they are constantly referencing Jurassic Park as if the whole premise of Jurassic Park isn’t the park completely going to shit 💀☠️💀

  • @Ectofish
    @Ectofish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:17 Good to know Miraculous Ladybug's getting into NFTs

    • @Fluff_Noodles
      @Fluff_Noodles ปีที่แล้ว

      STOPPPPP I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE VOICE ACTING WAS REMINDING ME OF 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @hazel9490
    @hazel9490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like jumping in a pit of coins would be very painful. Maybe that’s why the big bendy coin is so flexible.

  • @tiseril
    @tiseril 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:15 Ok, if you shoot one Krypto bro every time he says Krypto, I think the world will be cleared of krypto bros.

  • @knucklescapricorn31
    @knucklescapricorn31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This animation is giving me strong FoodFight vibes

  • @bigzapper6316
    @bigzapper6316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That laugh is amazing 😂 3:47

  • @elitesasquatch
    @elitesasquatch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:14 this feels like a fever dream like it didn’t actually happen

  • @bob-omb1217
    @bob-omb1217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:53
    It took me a second to get the joke

  • @fedorascorpses11134
    @fedorascorpses11134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I stopped watching the screen and started vibing to pest like 5 seconds in

  • @CheetoPuff111
    @CheetoPuff111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gotta love the nft videos

  • @nick_a91
    @nick_a91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:09 I'm going to assume he ordered the pizza when I ask WHY IS THIS MAN GETTING A FORK FOR *PIZZA*

  • @bagman123ABC
    @bagman123ABC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    damn this vid is so good that i might not right click+save

    • @bagman123ABC
      @bagman123ABC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Litfa Tua 4 silence B O T

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They are gonna need that de-stress room every few months when there's another crypto crash.

  • @morrisbratt5662
    @morrisbratt5662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I agree that the current NFT market thing will crash when the hype dies down, but the underlying technology will probably not. I'm not gonna pretend to be an expert and don't know enough to make specific predictions, but blockchain does allow for big improvements in both existing and new fields and NFTs are a big part of that. But what most people think of as an NFT (a picture or a 3d model etc.) With no inherent use case will of course only ever be worth what people are willing to pay, and thus rises and falls with the hype.

  • @Ani_Void
    @Ani_Void 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That crypto song will haunt me for the rest of the year.

  • @sage-py6fr
    @sage-py6fr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:42 ghost in the background

  • @aprilmustoe5657
    @aprilmustoe5657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The amount they say crypto makes me think one guy saw the words "call to action" once on a make your own business scam and just ran with it