"Now Timothy, be very careful not to cut yourself on the sacrificial blade, otherwise the daemon inside will take your soul as tribute." "Thanks Dad! I'm going to grow up to be a Champion of Chaos some day!" "I just know you are, ya little scamp. Now run along, and harvest the souls of those other children!" Timothy the Conqueror would go on to lay siege to countless Imperial worlds, slaughtering untold billions.
instead of there being that one object that stands out from the background cuz its going to be interacted with like how old cartoons had, tzeentch just sneaks it onto the scene when nobody's looking, and that's how the plot progresses
I have no idea about context here as I randomly saw this in my feed, but I'm Norwegian and I know exactly what you mean 😂 Speaking of children's shows... "Askeladden som kappåt med trollet" is great, they don't really make children stuff like they used to
This... Is oddly adorable. And could have some nice dynamics. A khorn and slaneesh deamon being partners and a nurgel and tzeench deamon being siblings. All sorts of chaos could happen..... PLEASE DO MORE!!!!
Funny you say that because Khorne specifically does not like the way in which Slaneesh endorses one to prolong the kill as opposed to doing it in a fast and more honourable fashion. And Tzeench hates Nurgle for his complaceny and stagnation, naturally so as he is the lord of constant change after all Also, yes, I'm aware that I'm a overly stupid warhammer nerd but I needed to nerd somewhere
@@CasualSlayer I know that. Which is why I find the parings funny. I can just imagining the khorn deamon and slaneesh deamon getting into a silly argument on how they should kill a person
there's some books "Warhammer Adventures" I think they're called there's both 40k and Age of Sigmar ones, the couple I read were actually surprisingly good. It's toned down of course, but not to the extent most people assume, the first book has the bully character get disintegrated by a Necron on screen and the Ultramarines actually fail to save the planet in the first couple chapters
@@Enixon869People don't understand that grimdark doesn't have to be violent in order to be horribly brutal. If anything, it can make it worse, because it leaves a lot to the imagination.
so the chaos gods just express their more positive aspects? (khorne is honor and honestly, nurgle family and nature, tzeetch hope and progress, slaanesh pleasure and romance) and then they make a kids video simplifying the concepts for kids to learn like its common elementary school knowledge. why do i deeply like this idea
I often think about how a cheesy 90's Warhammer cartoon could have been. Wannabe he man for fantasy, gi joe in space for 40k. All that unironically because that's how those cartoons used to be.
@@MissionSilo problem is an internet cartoon would a 100% be a parody rather than an actual 90's or late 80's feeling animation. lots of lampshading, meta humor, etc.
@@Neko_Medic it wasn't like that at first. Warhammer 40k didn't take off until the internet was well established. It's an obscure lore thing. I'm saying 40k would have matched new grounds early vibe.
Lagmarinas Chaos: Hardcore masochist who always helps her children to explore the warph around them. She's a housewife and talented artist (altought is better not to talk to much about it). Thrognar Chaos: Loving father with an honorable job in a company with AGRESIVE policies. Has concidered using profesional help for his anger isues but his wife insist's she's all he need's to manage his stress. Blognir Chaos (aka. Roting): Toddler who loves gardening and helping mom in the kitchen. He always wants to make everyone happy (they want it or not). Zhanaghat Chaos: Curious kid who's always asking cuestions. Always changes interests and can be cuait unpredictable (specialy with it's shaddy intentions). Yea, a common loving family with, in some very specific and strange adult cartoon form, "healty" relations.
I love it too. They couldn't find a "tzeentch" line spoken by any kind of horrors so they had to go with something else like the cultist. Although they could have used the Herald, I suppose...
I knew Flashgitz' newest furry crusade video felt familiar... But instead of unsanctioned dog mutants with latent psychic abilities it's Lesser Demons...
i just imagine seeing a whole cartoon series made by warp demons if you start tuning into random TV channels near the eye of terror its almost whole in a 40k way that some demons might be making things like this for fun to unironically get children more used to the idea of selling their souls to a chaos god.
I remember going to a hobby shop and telling the cashier all about how GW was trying to make Warhammer "kid friendly" or more mainstrean and look at what just popped up in my recommended.
I'm sure that as GW tries to 'kiddy-fy' the hobby there will be a wave of angry moms that protest Warnammer because their boy told them what a Daemonculaba is. You can only engage with a series for so long, even as a kid, before that kind of information spreads.
Four little nurglings jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Nurgle called the Dr and the doctor said "no more nurglings jumping on the bed"
I love the fact that you couldn't find any of the horrors saying "Tzeentch" so you had to go with the Cultist's line. The voice sounds so ill-matched on the blue horror! 🤣
Judging by the deplorable stuff that's being featured in kid's TV shows & books these days, an appearance of Slaaneshi Daemonettes wouldn't even be the worst that could happen.
So Slaanesh would be the older sister type; reluctantly responsible but more focused on her blooming adulthood, even though she's constantly having to learn to balance her familial responsibilities and her interests. Khorne would be the rebellious second child; constantly trying to individuate, even if he needs to learn that his "family" loves and supports him, and he doesn't need to fight them all the time. Nurgle's just a doofus; he loves eating and sharing, but nothing he does is out of anything more complex than an unending desire to spread happiness. And of course, Tzeentch, who, despite being the most mischievous and likely to be the villain of the story, is the main lens through which the audience views the shenanigans of this impromptu family of chaos.
From deplorable to adorable. Very cute. Can't wait till they educate children on the safety of sacrificial rituals to the Dark Gods.
"Now Timothy, be very careful not to cut yourself on the sacrificial blade, otherwise the daemon inside will take your soul as tribute."
"Thanks Dad! I'm going to grow up to be a Champion of Chaos some day!"
"I just know you are, ya little scamp. Now run along, and harvest the souls of those other children!"
Timothy the Conqueror would go on to lay siege to countless Imperial worlds, slaughtering untold billions.
@@Halo2nothing11111Tim the Despoiler
@@jeremytitus9519 Not to be confused with the Khornate reject _Tim the Temperate_
@@SebHaarfagrealso not to be confused with *Tim the touched*
@@Usinghealer099 *o h n o*
Its totally called "TZEENTCH!" but 80% of the screentime he's either being avoided or deliberately left out of the plot
bro is the plot
he is in the background of every shot
instead of there being that one object that stands out from the background cuz its going to be interacted with like how old cartoons had, tzeentch just sneaks it onto the scene when nobody's looking, and that's how the plot progresses
All part of tzeentch’s master plan… or so he says afterwards.
Just as planned.
Still more normal than norwegian shows
Dutch TV would like a word with you, considering we have Purno de Purno, Hideous Henk, and Alfred J. Kwak.
the germans
I have no idea about context here as I randomly saw this in my feed, but I'm Norwegian and I know exactly what you mean 😂
Speaking of children's shows...
"Askeladden som kappåt med trollet" is great, they don't really make children stuff like they used to
@@SebHaarfagrebased opinion, i agree.
Danish TV says hello. Specifically the kids show about Dickman who uses his hilariously long penis to help people in need.
Sigmar: "Finally, I've united the Human tribes, Now i can finally have peace for Humanit-"
*Chaos:*
I found this too funny
This... Is oddly adorable. And could have some nice dynamics.
A khorn and slaneesh deamon being partners and a nurgel and tzeench deamon being siblings. All sorts of chaos could happen..... PLEASE DO MORE!!!!
hehe chaos
Funny you say that because Khorne specifically does not like the way in which Slaneesh endorses one to prolong the kill as opposed to doing it in a fast and more honourable fashion. And Tzeench hates Nurgle for his complaceny and stagnation, naturally so as he is the lord of constant change after all
Also, yes, I'm aware that I'm a overly stupid warhammer nerd but I needed to nerd somewhere
@@CasualSlayer I know that. Which is why I find the parings funny.
I can just imagining the khorn deamon and slaneesh deamon getting into a silly argument on how they should kill a person
@@CasualSlayerWhich means that this Chaos family actively tries to undermine and destroy itself. A perfect representation of the Ruinous Powers.
It's odd that slaanesh is not one of the younger ones. As she is the youngest chaos god
Honestly making a kid friendly warhammer show would be insanely funny
A kid friendly LIKE show with a Learning with Pibby thing in it.
Well they tried with comic for younger audience.
there's some books "Warhammer Adventures" I think they're called there's both 40k and Age of Sigmar ones, the couple I read were actually surprisingly good. It's toned down of course, but not to the extent most people assume, the first book has the bully character get disintegrated by a Necron on screen and the Ultramarines actually fail to save the planet in the first couple chapters
@@Enixon869 That last bit makes it better than 50%of current warhammer stories.
@@Enixon869People don't understand that grimdark doesn't have to be violent in order to be horribly brutal. If anything, it can make it worse, because it leaves a lot to the imagination.
In an alternate universe where Warhammer is in fact noble bright.
Sounds freaking adorbs.
Adorbs wtf is adorbs
so the chaos gods just express their more positive aspects? (khorne is honor and honestly, nurgle family and nature, tzeetch hope and progress, slaanesh pleasure and romance)
and then they make a kids video simplifying the concepts for kids to learn like its common elementary school knowledge.
why do i deeply like this idea
@@sovietunion7643 Cause you should. Cause it's adorbs.
@@Raygraze it's just another way of saying adorable or cute
This makes me want a slice of life comedy with different chaos gods/Demons.
While it still have blood, gore, ptsd and usual wh40k stuff. Like "What we do in the Shadows"
There is a series of comics about Cultist-chan on deviant art. It's pretty much it
TTS but focused on the warp
“Little Cultist’s First Slaaneshmas”
@@UGNAvalon that little cultist's 18 Slaaneshmas was something to remember
I often think about how a cheesy 90's Warhammer cartoon could have been.
Wannabe he man for fantasy, gi joe in space for 40k.
All that unironically because that's how those cartoons used to be.
More likely a new grounds series
@@MissionSilo problem is an internet cartoon would a 100% be a parody rather than an actual 90's or late 80's feeling animation.
lots of lampshading, meta humor, etc.
@@Neko_Medic it wasn't like that at first. Warhammer 40k didn't take off until the internet was well established. It's an obscure lore thing. I'm saying 40k would have matched new grounds early vibe.
@@MissionSilo ah, i see.
@@Neko_Medic right memes are referring to a work which came before. So when the internet was new well had to be original first.
By Sigmar, this is not for the eyes of children!
"DON'T LET YOUR KIDS WATCH IT"---robbie rotten
@@kaden-sd6vbRoboute Rottenicus
I imagine your comment with the exact same intonation the imperial marshals say "Sigmar forbids this!"
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!
Slaanesh is not kinky,
nurgle is not stinky,
tzeetnch isnt tricky
khorne is not blood thirsty.
SAY HI, KIDS!
As a 40k hobbyist and parent whose son is obsessed with bluey... I love this
Introduce him to Bluey HorroR
What dog would the emperor of mankind be?
@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando Golden Retriever. How could he be anything other than Gold?
@@scienceme9794that would be "Lucky's Dad" then
Lagmarinas Chaos: Hardcore masochist who always helps her children to explore the warph around them. She's a housewife and talented artist (altought is better not to talk to much about it).
Thrognar Chaos: Loving father with an honorable job in a company with AGRESIVE policies. Has concidered using profesional help for his anger isues but his wife insist's she's all he need's to manage his stress.
Blognir Chaos (aka. Roting): Toddler who loves gardening and helping mom in the kitchen. He always wants to make everyone happy (they want it or not).
Zhanaghat Chaos: Curious kid who's always asking cuestions. Always changes interests and can be cuait unpredictable (specialy with it's shaddy intentions).
Yea, a common loving family with, in some very specific and strange adult cartoon form, "healty" relations.
I can't stop watching this. It's so cute!
This is what the Chaos want you to do.... for the emperor we must stay awake
Omg me too i cant stop watching! 😂
The crossover i didn't know i was looking for!
I think this is the one that inspire Flashgitz to make that newest ep of the Black Templars Crusade.
I love that tzeentch is the most normal spoken
British tzeentch😂
I love it too. They couldn't find a "tzeentch" line spoken by any kind of horrors so they had to go with something else like the cultist. Although they could have used the Herald, I suppose...
Something about this is awesome and yet entirely wrong.
Subversion of everything good is what chaos is, them branding themselves as harmless until it's too late for you to realise.
@@tarektechmarine8209 But it's cute, I will support chaos now.
funny how the blue horror and the nurgling actually look like children
What cursed children have you seen 😳😳
@@ogge9296to be fair, Nurglings have similarities with toddlers.
This is probably canon in the Blood Bowl universe
I knew Flashgitz' newest furry crusade video felt familiar...
But instead of unsanctioned dog mutants with latent psychic abilities it's Lesser Demons...
The four corners of chaos, yet it's actually wholesome
wholesome?
Man, would love to see a full episode of this XD
i just imagine seeing a whole cartoon series made by warp demons if you start tuning into random TV channels near the eye of terror
its almost whole in a 40k way that some demons might be making things like this for fun to unironically get children more used to the idea of selling their souls to a chaos god.
The shows called Tzeentch because this was his idea
if yall remember the talking tanks from the ghost in the shell anime, this matches that energy with the after episode skits.
Nurgle as Bingo is peak cursed. And now I need an AI of Bandit saying Khorne lines.
This looks so accurate to the Bluey theme!
the crossover i never knew i wanted. lmao
I hate how many times ive watched this...
This is heresy! I absolutely need more of it
I was waiting for so long for someone to make goofy animations of the warhammer 3 Characters
This is some shit you'd see as a kid right when the transition to adult swim starts.
this is wonderful and adorable and i mean that with every fiber of my being
Everytime I watch something like this I think: there's a pretty good chance Henry Cavill might see this
Today's episode of Warhammer is called "Damnation"!
Bro, I just can't that "In association with the Ruinous Powers" and then watch the Khorn demon dance, I just can't xdddd
Beautiful work!
Sanguinius died for this
I remember going to a hobby shop and telling the cashier all about how GW was trying to make Warhammer "kid friendly" or more mainstrean and look at what just popped up in my recommended.
your phone listens always.
I'm sure that as GW tries to 'kiddy-fy' the hobby there will be a wave of angry moms that protest Warnammer because their boy told them what a Daemonculaba is. You can only engage with a series for so long, even as a kid, before that kind of information spreads.
Maaaaaaaaaaan slaneech just like the thoughts that go through your head are truly demonic XD
Hmm, what is the likelihood that my child will start making sacrifices to the dark gods after watching this show? 🤔
I'm just surprised because that Bloodletter look so chill unlike average Bloodletter
I showed this to my nieces and they were instantly mesmerized, they're chaos worshippers at 3
Me pointing at the khorne and slaanesh daemons: "look babe it's us"
She, pointing at the nurgle and tzeentch daemons: "no, that's us"
- Oh, I am Nurgre.
- Are you kidding?! I'm a Nurgle.
HELP WTF WHY DOES IT FIT SO WELL!
Slaanesh being in a kids' show is... _An interesting though worrying prospect._
Alexus Jones would be angry at slannesh and tzeentch by default
That just looks like a regular scandinavian cartoon imo
Hey, kids can be pretty irrationally upset a lot of the time
Wh fans: Gods of Chaos hates each other
Gods of Chaos, when camera is not on:
The idea that they all like eachother and only pretend to fight eachother is hilarious terrifying and wholesome
@@capadociaash8003Why terrifying though?
(Just interested)
@@mikavoropanov8808 because that means that if they ever gets serious it’ll be like when a warlord gets the favor of the gods all the time
this is one on the more bizzare things i've seen from the fandom
bravizimo
A supremely unexpected crossover between two things I like.
This feels weirdly authentic like these videos of kids watching soyjak nursery rhyme vids
the fuckin what
@@darknessml6145 oh you sweet summer child
Nonsense, such amazing pieces such as "learning shapes and colors with feraljak" will produce the greatest geniuses of our century
@@darkdwarf007 my reply apparently didn't happen so please act insulted
Four little nurglings jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Nurgle called the Dr and the doctor said
"no more nurglings jumping on the bed"
Nurgle would call the plague surgeon or someone like that.
Lol
Normal kids show and this
"I don't see the difference"
I just keep coming to this video
What are you talking about it is already made for kids it has blood violence and everything fun for the whole family
I love the fact that you couldn't find any of the horrors saying "Tzeentch" so you had to go with the Cultist's line. The voice sounds so ill-matched on the blue horror! 🤣
nice man good luck with the kids
Malum Caedo: Is this what they’re teaching kids nowadays?! THIS IS HERESY!
WHAT DID THEY JUST CALL THE GREEN ONE?!?!?
*Skaven enters the scene*
Great Horned Rat !
*Confusion from the other daemons*
I love the fact that the original show is called Bluey
Judging by the deplorable stuff that's being featured in kid's TV shows & books these days, an appearance of Slaaneshi Daemonettes wouldn't even be the worst that could happen.
Deplorable how?
LMAO love watching Bluey with the kids this was spot on
Holy shit we need more Bluey + Chaos. It could be shorts that catapults this channel into the millions.
This was your best cinematic yet
Now to teach children why it matters not from where the blood flows, so long as it flows!
This video perfectly encapsulates both extremes of my interests.
The noise marines can teach kids about music... And exploding brains with it
Чумные десантники научат детей не мыть руки
Can't wait for Khorne's Krafting Korner, I think next week is skull pyramids!
Ahhh, I understand. The Great Game of the Chaos gods is to decide who's daemon gets to be the focus point of the show that week.
I like how they saved the best until last! 😉👍🏻
Grey Knights: Cawabunga it is.
the wacky adventures of the blue cyclops testicule
I'm sorry but the nurgling is iconic and the bloodletter hittin the yoinky sploinky was just everything.
Slaanesh getting eliminated first in a game of dance freeze is on point.
...I would unironically like to watch Chaos Sesame Street.
So Slaanesh would be the older sister type; reluctantly responsible but more focused on her blooming adulthood, even though she's constantly having to learn to balance her familial responsibilities and her interests. Khorne would be the rebellious second child; constantly trying to individuate, even if he needs to learn that his "family" loves and supports him, and he doesn't need to fight them all the time. Nurgle's just a doofus; he loves eating and sharing, but nothing he does is out of anything more complex than an unending desire to spread happiness. And of course, Tzeentch, who, despite being the most mischievous and likely to be the villain of the story, is the main lens through which the audience views the shenanigans of this impromptu family of chaos.
Slaanesh is actually the baby of the family, prior to him it was Nurgle
Khorne is the oldest
Great now I need this in my life.
Come on kids. Lets learn how to sacrifice your puppy with tzeench
Then after that we,l learn how to convince nurgle to give you every std known to man with slannesh
Somebody had waaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands.
10/10 on ngn or whatever that is. Love the animation omg
Adorable!
I would watch that!
I started playing this and it woke my kid up because she thought I was watching Bluey without her 🤣
That was very cute, nice work
Saturday morning TV in Daemon Worlds.
It's a great way to -indoctrinate- educate your children about the glory of chaos
*Underrated Video*
ah yes.
my favorite TV show.
the episode of the deam0nculaba was my favorite. :D
“Hey look kids, it’s Warpsmith Dave here to tell us how new Chaos Space Marines are made!”
Chaos Babies!!!
*We make your dreams come true....*
In the worse ways possible :D
Please give a warm welcome to the Empire's Prince and Emperor: Karl Friends!
“All right kids… Next week, we’re making a/joined by the Daemonculaba!”
Episode 1: the spread of chaos. Y’all have fun making a script.
Missed opportunity for it to be a pink horror that splits into two blues during the spin.
But still neat.
I'm early, but am I early enough to find out from OP how the animations are made?? This is really good stuff!
It feels almost wrong to see them interacting with each other in a nice way
My two favorite things are combined and I'm not sure how to feel about this....
... And I hope it is what Tzeentch wishes XD
Garfield from the animated show travels through the warp to find the big E’s infinite lasagna
Id watch this show
I’d let Nurgle babysit my kids. Not so sure about the other three
Marvel made a warhammer 40k comic, disney owns marvel, technically Slaanesh is a Disney Princess
You can tell it's for kids because the Slaanesh is wearing a bra on both sides.
Nurgels little f*cking dance is adorable ou my god