"AVENGE ME BROTHER! BROTHER AVENGE ME." Is still my most favorite line from this collection. Followed closely by, "We will Spay and we will Neuter until there is nothing left."
The episode "First Contact" has such a well made narration and soundtrack, that it would pass as true 40k lore, like an audio book. It really is epic like that!
@@goingblargh Most likely. Slaanesh has practically every kink that is known and unknown to mankind. It is also the only god that would seek pleasure in all forms and with all kinds of living and not living creatures.
@@Nakai_the_Wanderer And there is at least one living planet dedicated to Slaanesh in the Eye of Terror so yeah. Slaanesh all the way when it comes to that variety of furries.
“You see, in their last moments people show you who they really are.” -The Joker Like many charactors judged by society, Doctor Eggman was never truly evil.
Literally knowing an army of demigods were comming to kill and burn the planet. He chose to run and warn sonic. And the God of the Galaxy may see this kindness and shed a tear, a demon will feed of the emotion, bit nothing else will change. The world still burned.
I mean, Sonic Movie did confirm that Eggman was never truly evil. Maybe he was batshit insane and had hubris as high as the International Space Station, but he actually initially tried to stop Sonic for the sake of protecting his nation from the EMPs the hedgehog could cause with his ability, which actually does paint him as a good guy.
I just realized, the mutants part is a reference to the moreau furries. You know, the type that are just animals, but were actually experimented into becoming more human like? Kinda like Half-worlders from Marvel, and Wild Landers from DC New Earth. Makes me wonder if the Space Templars will invade the Wild Lands on Earth or the entirety of Halfworld next. Either way, those furries are less... steriotypical, and could pose a more lethal threat to Space Templars than the usual, I'd imagine such a battle would be more bloody. Would be interesting to watch nonetheless seeing that moreaus are furries, but at the same time, they aren't the steriotypical type Flashgitz uses. Halfworlders would put up a bigger fight than Wild Landers, I will say that.
One of the imperium's countermeasures against chaos is literally killing everyone who had seen or even knows of the existence of demons or chaos in general.
I mean. It would be funnier if they did dark angels. Watching deathwing terminators with their chain swords and storm bolsters would be hilarious. And then Ravenwing pulls up with their bikes
@arthurhumphrey552 actually that's black Templars, my dude in 40k The hospitaller wears red and white, but the black black templars are baste off the knights templars but they in 40k they wear a black color scheme like the knights of Malta instead of the historic templar color of red and white so they used that for the hospitaller instead
@@Historybuff_769 I feel like I’ve learned more about Warhammer lore from this video series and my google searches than actually playing or watching any of the official content lol Is it mainly just tabletop games or something? I know they’ve made video games, but I don’t think that’s their main focus right? The universe seems honestly interesting, I just don’t know what the hell the series is 😂
Episode 5's final monologue was magnificent and so very grim dark. You guys really have melded the satire of both 40k and furry madness into a congealed abomination of terrible beauty.
There is an actual planet in the 40k universe that is literally a fat guy floating in space. I forget the name but he is just floats around the eye of terror.
This can legit be a situation about a Slaneeshi-based alien race of beast people corrupted into impulsive monsters who the Black Templar are fighting for purging purposes.
@@joshuakim5240 let’s just hope that the space wolves have been quarantined and continuously examined by professional apothecaries to avoid corruption. Lord emperor forbids if such chapter were to fall.
I for one don't wanna see furries gettin it on. The astartes are doing the emperor's work, may they finally know piece, after enduring... Whatever just happened
Several years ago, when I saw the first of these videos, I had no idea who the Space Marines were. Now I have read so many books and am currently putting together a new set of models. Thank you, Flashgitz!
Actually, that's was Hospitaller, not Templar. If you take a few looks at the one shown in this video, Space Marine looks more like an "Knights Hospitaller" than an "Knights Templar".
the funniest is is... there is a slaaneshi demon world that's just a fat guy. So yeah First Contact could definitely be canon if a Warp Storm spat him out
I love the idea of people getting into the very rich and almost 40 year old lore of 40k from these abominations. Truly there is nothing as grim dark as this.
Lol I’m living proof of that. Saw the first furry crusade when it came out and was hooked by how badass the space marines were. Then I learned about the Black Templars lore. Found Baldemort, majorkill, Weshammer,40Kin40 minutes. And now I’m a full blown son of sigismund. Paint the miniatures and listen to lore.
"No brother, we must help it die." Frankly the way to present Space Marines in this is about as onpoint as you can get, even if it is against funny furries.
@@dontworrybout2664 someone seems awfully inclined to kill people who happen to have an interest in human-like animals. should I take you to a psychiatrist to prevent a deadly incident?
IMO, what makes these videos so funny...is because you guys really GET 40K. I wish you'd take a crack at making a serious take on a Black Templars/40K episode video, maybe do one as an experiment or something, see how people react.
The space marines are awesome in this series and in their own game the lines they have and their pure moments of badassery draw me away from degeneration
@@medoyk637 Nah, last I checked (earlier this morning as of the posting of this comment), there's plenty of psykers in the various Space Marine chapters. Hell, some of the main characters of some stories are psykers. The first unit you get in WH40K: Tacticus is a psyker Space Marine.
Actually IIRC a psyker speaking the true name of a demon will bind it to the summoner's will to make it almost like a thrall or a servant. Even then the demon will still almost find another way to break the Psyker's mind or body because chaos. *shrug*
"Analmals" and "Say you're sorry, and Starsparkle won't have to fuck you to death" are two that hit so well, I've actually found ways to inject them into conversations - or just me commenting on some folks... heh...
Can I just say, the fact you did more justice to the scale and magnitude of exterminatus, than half of games workshops attempts both impresses me, and amuses me greatly
Man, as ridiculous as this series is, the crusaders always have their moments of pure badassery! “Am I to understand that we must leave Pulgra to die?” “No brother… *we must help it die.”*
@@Kingarthur-fw9fc funnily enough there are cat people on the list of "near enough" to humans for the imperium not to blam them into oblivion for heresy.... sooo.... ????
@@EggBeater4 Abhumans is an imperial classification for stable mutations that humanity on distant worlds have gone through due to unique planet types and isolation. The 3 most used abhuman varieties are the squats (space dwarves) ratlings (hobbits that snipe) and ogryns (big, dumb ogres) but the cat boy/girl varieties also exist. There are aparently 26 varieties of abhuman but their appearances are either those 3 I mentioned or offhand references. They are typically utilized by the astra militarum axillary as their unique traits are more beneficial than their stigma for being heretics. Furries would typically be classified as beast men, which has been shifted towards the more chaos inclined thus purged rather than dying for the emperor in his armies. Which may or may not of been exacerbated by the imperium treating them like 2nd class chaos worshipers in the first place.
Can we just take a second to admire the bravery of that templar in the end of ep 4? To charge headlong into that? I mean, yes, it was stupid, but still.
"No Fear! No Pity! NO REMORSE!" - War Cry of the Black Templars What is your life? - My honour is my life. What is your fate? - My duty is my fate. What is your fear? - My fear is to fail. What is your reward? - My salvation is my reward. What is your craft? - My craft is death. What is your pledge? - My pledge is eternal service Only in death does duty end. (Space Marine pledge)
4:11 "Listen to me, Abomination. Your death will be quick if you reveal the source of your corruption!" Absolutely love this grand statement. Every time I watch a scary movie and the "demon" reveals itself, I hear this epic declaration.
And then sonic admits he’s not a furry but is taken away maybe he might help the black templars and aid them with valuable information on the furries plan
They're taking the piss with the censorship, _it's the joke._ They left in "We fuck like rabbits" and "Or Starsparkle will fuck you to death", so it's hardly real censorship, it's a satire on censorship.
Why? What is the rope for? How could having lots of rope stop an idea? By tying everyone up, or by hanging everyone? I thought it was a pretty weak response to the heartless furry's cool dying monologue.
@@Yoshoogieboogie they will have to go back in time with the help of the mechanicus track to the 2nd millennium where it all started and destroy every horrific thing happening back then
OH MY GOD I love this, the beautiful clash of tones and the black templars taking everything so seriously is absolutely hilarious, the best thing to ever come from the flashgitz by far
No one really gets pissed off at it we all think it's really funny. we're all just laughing at the "aNtI fUrRy LeGiOn" middle schoolers who are making fools of themselves by using this video seriously and sending it to random furries trying to "attack" them
I hear whispers in the warp, the next crusade is underway...
Let us liberate the world
THERE WILL BE NO REST FOR THE SONS OF DORN, FOR THEIR WORK IS NOT DONE, BROTHER!!!
yoop
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Partner up with Bruva Alfabusa and do one on the Squats
"AVENGE ME BROTHER! BROTHER AVENGE ME." Is still my most favorite line from this collection. Followed closely by, "We will Spay and we will Neuter until there is nothing left."
I mean, we're ok with spaying an neutering. Less unwanted children born, or less abortions
"You underestimate how much rope we have" is another good one
@@pokimanefartcompilation "You forgot "Furretard""
As a furry, this is amazing!
BUT YOU CANT STOP US!!!
AAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!
@@thewhitemexican588 i, myself shall take care of this situation.
With a twelve guage incindiary ammo golden jade dragon shotgun.
Crusaders: "WE WILL SPAY, AND WE WILL NEUTER UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!"
Doomguy, through tears: "not bad, kid."
@@--...SillyGoobah...-- Hes making a reference to the line from Doom "Rip and Tear, Untill it is done." Thus the Doomguy response in his post.
@@--...SillyGoobah...-- uh oh uncultured furry alert
@@--...SillyGoobah...-- get a job
Hi, @@--...SillyGoobah...--
@@dduffy6870 get a life
Anyone coming back to rewatch these after playing Space Marines 2? 😂
dont @ me like that lol
This is why I’m playing space marines 2 😂
Yes
This is the new enemy type that has been foretold brothers, study well!
I want these voices modded Into the game.
The episode "First Contact" has such a well made narration and soundtrack, that it would pass as true 40k lore, like an audio book. It really is epic like that!
But then who is the chaos gods of furries?
@@aspopulvera9130 Slannesh.
@@aspopulvera9130 probably Slaanesh. He/she’s the only one I can think of that makes sense.
@@goingblargh Most likely. Slaanesh has practically every kink that is known and unknown to mankind. It is also the only god that would seek pleasure in all forms and with all kinds of living and not living creatures.
@@Nakai_the_Wanderer And there is at least one living planet dedicated to Slaanesh in the Eye of Terror so yeah. Slaanesh all the way when it comes to that variety of furries.
This series needs to continue. This is what got me into Warhammer 40k.
Once I think about it - me too.
Same!!!
Wtf me too lmao
What's with these random ass video links.
Me too!
“You see, in their last moments people show you who they really are.” -The Joker
Like many charactors judged by society, Doctor Eggman was never truly evil.
Literally knowing an army of demigods were comming to kill and burn the planet. He chose to run and warn sonic. And the God of the Galaxy may see this kindness and shed a tear, a demon will feed of the emotion, bit nothing else will change. The world still burned.
@@nothuman3083 your emperor is nothing but a rotting body on a fancy chair and was never anything more then a weekend play thing for the Dark Gods
I mean, Sonic Movie did confirm that Eggman was never truly evil. Maybe he was batshit insane and had hubris as high as the International Space Station, but he actually initially tried to stop Sonic for the sake of protecting his nation from the EMPs the hedgehog could cause with his ability, which actually does paint him as a good guy.
I just realized, the mutants part is a reference to the moreau furries. You know, the type that are just animals, but were actually experimented into becoming more human like? Kinda like Half-worlders from Marvel, and Wild Landers from DC New Earth. Makes me wonder if the Space Templars will invade the Wild Lands on Earth or the entirety of Halfworld next. Either way, those furries are less... steriotypical, and could pose a more lethal threat to Space Templars than the usual, I'd imagine such a battle would be more bloody. Would be interesting to watch nonetheless seeing that moreaus are furries, but at the same time, they aren't the steriotypical type Flashgitz uses.
Halfworlders would put up a bigger fight than Wild Landers, I will say that.
La muerte para los furror
Fury First Contact is absolutely incredible. The last part of that episode is masterful - 'No Brother, we must help it die' and then the epic music!
It was cool until I realized what they were climbing
@@seanfoster8627 Hehe!
GW should just hire Flashgitz and have him do a proper 40k story, seriously.
"Bring me your champion" give me chills everytime. This series is such a meme. But there a moments of genuine badassery from the marines.
“Stop ogling me, *furry..* “
*“You underestimate the amount of rope we have…”*
So many fucking great lines🤣
He wasn't even scared cuz he knew he was dealing with furries it makes me so hyped every time
@@jb6725 sone day ur gonna run into furries and they'll bring this comment up lol
@@globaladdict Uh, *brings comment up*
@@Fenneken141 God damn I must be psychic. Big ups wild furry sir lol
Seriously, the voice acting of the templars is so friggin on point! "Avenge me, brother!" was literal perfection.
The utter silence when the furry demanded he apologize was also spot on. XD
you mean hospitallers? Space Marine in this video series looks more like an Knights Hospitaller than an Knights Templar.
@@namelessguy933The flavour of Space Marines here is called Black Templars
(You are right tho)
"No brother, we must help him die" chills every time.
xd
Sad
yes
we must help it die*
👍
The fact Sonic threw amy to the space marine☠️
This should be its own series, some of the best content you guys produce
@im calling saul saul
You made me think my sister was weird
I don't think they like drawing furries lol
This and console wars are pure TH-cam gold
Jeez the bot spam is cancer
“How can you stop an idea?” The man clearly hasn’t been in Warhammer’s universe for very long.
We'll stop an idea, one bolter round to the skull at a time! 😂❤
One of the imperium's countermeasures against chaos is literally killing everyone who had seen or even knows of the existence of demons or chaos in general.
How? Simple.
Extraordinary violence and prejudice.
Correct
HELL YEAH BRUTE FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fact that FlashGitz uses Black Templars as the anti heresy faction is so satisfyingly on point
“Umm akshually, they’re called knights hospitaller” - 🤓
I mean. It would be funnier if they did dark angels. Watching deathwing terminators with their chain swords and storm bolsters would be hilarious. And then Ravenwing pulls up with their bikes
@@floridamen1689 ok good point I’d laugh my ass off at the sight of Death Wing terminators going berserk on some furries 🤣
@arthurhumphrey552 actually that's black Templars, my dude in 40k The hospitaller wears red and white, but the black black templars are baste off the knights templars but they in 40k they wear a black color scheme like the knights of Malta instead of the historic templar color of red and white so they used that for the hospitaller instead
@@Historybuff_769 I feel like I’ve learned more about Warhammer lore from this video series and my google searches than actually playing or watching any of the official content lol
Is it mainly just tabletop games or something? I know they’ve made video games, but I don’t think that’s their main focus right? The universe seems honestly interesting, I just don’t know what the hell the series is 😂
This is the coolest WH40K lore video. It's the reason i've chosen the black templars as my main chapter in space marines 2.
Are you gonna start a black templar army?
I love how sonic genuinely would rather die, than go with the furries
if i was a crusader i would save sonic because i loved im when i was young.
Yeah Any normal person would rather that
W sonic
Plus, chaos aren’t even “furries”, they are just being mean 😭
@@makingmemesat3AM he spreads the furry disease though. Ever seen what some sonic super fans turn into?
“You underestimate the amount of rope we have”
Is a line that unironically goes hard as fuck in a silly parody series.
Thar and nearly all the lines of First contact "we must help it die"
I think he said "you underestimate the amount of root we have." Cuz that would mostly likely fit to "our seeds will find a fertile soil"
Seriously if I could make a movie that would be a line from it.
im your 1kth like
Flashgitz just tricked us into letting them draw hours and hours of furry fanfiction
And voice goddamn
If it's furry fanfiction it's the most badass one I've ever seen lmao
We fell right into their big gay trap
Underrated comment 🤣
@@thekodex1186 i'd be willing to throw views at all of their VA work.
I honestly love the “censored” scenes just because how they have subtitles for what is not happening but what we know is happening.
@RedDot Tf?
@RedDot also, typical american you censor the "naugthy" parts..
But blood n' guts Are totally fine..
@@SortenRavnwell, minors don’t need to see nude shit
Episode 5's final monologue was magnificent and so very grim dark. You guys really have melded the satire of both 40k and furry madness into a congealed abomination of terrible beauty.
It absolutely captures the grimdarkness of 40k better than some of the actual Black Library authors can.
It’s kinda hard to hear some of the words because of how deep the voice is and the vox makes it
Genuinely would watch them do a serious thing for gw
It needs to be a movie, it would break theaters
The best part of this series is that with how enormous the 40k universe is this can technically be considered canon
The new furry fifth chaos god
There is an actual planet in the 40k universe that is literally a fat guy floating in space.
I forget the name but he is just floats around the eye of terror.
This can legit be a situation about a Slaneeshi-based alien race of beast people corrupted into impulsive monsters who the Black Templar are fighting for purging purposes.
Bro fellinids exist in Warhammer 40k that is mostly cat girls cannonized
@@joshuakim5240 let’s just hope that the space wolves have been quarantined and continuously examined by professional apothecaries to avoid corruption. Lord emperor forbids if such chapter were to fall.
This shit got me into Warhammer, just finished every book in the Horus Heresy.
“They fell right into our big gay trap…” This writing is top tier.
It rivals the likes of hunt down the Freeman
@@jellynautile7182 WE DONT DARE SPEAK THAT NAME
@@ProjectHunter571 Why?
@RedDot GODDAMMIT
FELL FOR IT AGAIN
@@jellynautile7182 it was clear thatit was a bot.
This is probably the best warhammer content I've seen. The jokes, the action, and even the animation are all amazing.
Wdym jokes?
Yeah there are no jokes
ye@@dimitarmimiev6168
I know right? This is one of the most compelling templar stories ever. Just get baldemort to narrate it and it would be perfect.
The emperor protects!
The only jokes are the furries
I love how TH-cam's algorithm doesn't demonetize curb stomping furry skulls but two furries going at it off screen is too much, thank you Susan.
Yes, thank you indeed, Susan.
Yes literally, thank you Susan
Based? Censors.
I can only imagine the horror Lord Inquisitor Wojcicki and her acolytes must have endured when censoring the mutants' blasphemy
I for one don't wanna see furries gettin it on. The astartes are doing the emperor's work, may they finally know piece, after enduring... Whatever just happened
Thanks for making this
I love how the violence isn’t censored, but the sexual stuff, yeah that’s a no-no
Bots
A furry _bleep_ in the _bleep_ : ✋😔
Chainsaw through the chest: ☝😃
I don't think it was censored in the original video. They had to b/c of TH-cam
@@matthewp5472 exactly
Bad touching makes baby Jesus cry.
Several years ago, when I saw the first of these videos, I had no idea who the Space Marines were. Now I have read so many books and am currently putting together a new set of models. Thank you, Flashgitz!
_The entire story (so far) of our brave Templars against the Furry Menace._
*I wish to thank the Emperor and Flashgitz for this gift!*
Emperor protects brother.
For The Emperor!
I've intergrated the crusade into a story of mine.
the war ended because of a lawsuit.
Actually, that's was Hospitaller, not Templar.
If you take a few looks at the one shown in this video, Space Marine looks more like an "Knights Hospitaller" than an "Knights Templar".
Destroy this unnatural Plague form twitter our brave brothers, for the Emperor!
6:40 i love how he just adds "asians" to the list
You’ve got a great story here that really embraces absurdity and not shying away and bringing cool comedic moments, continue to create
Hey guys, don’t validate sincere admiration, how else are we supposed to dysfunctionally push our boys to greater highs.
@@simantalirainbattise8578 exactly lmao
@@simantalirainbattise8578 no u
The Furry's humanity trying to break free after hearing his true name was pretty cool.
If they said his real name enough they might have saved him.
When they try to free themselves from something that they thought they were.
@@gimo6881 Says a lot.
@@Morec0 yes, it says.
The little detail of a tear welling up and streaming down his cheek was a nice touch.
The best part about 40k is that the lore and universe is so large that any fan made content can be cannon. This is cannon
Of course it's cannon. These furries are clearly Beastmen of Slaanesh.
@@kylenguyen7371 the one inaccurate thing is not enough GLORIOUS MELEE
@Emotional D ITS A MAN OF IRON
the funniest is is... there is a slaaneshi demon world that's just a fat guy. So yeah First Contact could definitely be canon if a Warp Storm spat him out
Sonic the hedgehog is now apart of the 40k universe. I don't know how I feel about that.
Antigamente eu gostava de warhummer 40k, agora eu amo warhummer 40k 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how you chose the most unhinged and fanatical chapter of space marines for this series lmao
Ahem, Minotaurs.
@@inquisitorwalmarius6650 ahem Carcharodons also
@@inquisitorwalmarius6650 mogged by grey knights, common occurence.
+Minotaurs are just fringe larpers
@@Brodes235 they're just mutants lol
"you underestimate the amount of ropewe have" incredibly based.
I love the idea of people getting into the very rich and almost 40 year old lore of 40k from these abominations. Truly there is nothing as grim dark as this.
You'd better be referring those fur covered abominations and not our chapter brothers.
Lol I’m living proof of that. Saw the first furry crusade when it came out and was hooked by how badass the space marines were.
Then I learned about the Black Templars lore. Found Baldemort, majorkill, Weshammer,40Kin40 minutes. And now I’m a full blown son of sigismund. Paint the miniatures and listen to lore.
@@airsoftgod211 This is truly the most cursed timeline. I love it.
Fuck i should get into 40k
@@monsieurtophat4853 I recommend russian badgers review videos on some warhammer games as a little dip, then try major kill for the juicy lore
What's most amazing is it's labeled as "Collection 1". And it has all their current animations. Does that mean they are planning more? 😳
Look at the top comment
Yes, yes they are
Yes brother , the crusades against the Furry Xenos have only just begun
Avenge our fallen brothers, brother!!
Where is the ep 1 uncensored version..?
Just asking for my fallen brother.
You have no idea how grateful I am that this is (mostly) censored
The new Black Templars codex certainly carries its weight in lore. We appreciate you taking the time to research and animate their history.
"No brother, we must help it die."
Frankly the way to present Space Marines in this is about as onpoint as you can get, even if it is against funny furries.
ok
Furries unironically deserve this treatment.
@@dontworrybout2664 someone seems awfully inclined to kill people who happen to have an interest in human-like animals. should I take you to a psychiatrist to prevent a deadly incident?
@@ansrfururactions furry=heresy
The voice acting is absolutely perfect for the templars.
0:25 my fav part
And mine too❤
Based red pill 😎👌
I like how the censors demand you literally cover up the "sexual content" while they let the bloodshed run freely.
For once youtube is based
@@jay5432-l3z yes based youtube
I mean most people prefer Khorne to Slaneesh anyway
TH-cam suffers not the mutant to live.
I noticed that too.
* Shrug. *
Not even the censorship of TH-cam will stop the glory of the crusade stand strong brothers!
Wdym TH-cam is only censoring the degenerate parts
What a chad
Maybe TH-cam is practically part of the crusade. lol.
Anime pfp detected
Lethal force engaged
Tho you seem to be a comrade I can not respect one with an anime pfp
IMO, what makes these videos so funny...is because you guys really GET 40K. I wish you'd take a crack at making a serious take on a Black Templars/40K episode video, maybe do one as an experiment or something, see how people react.
I saw "Collection 1" and my reaction was
OH YEA THAT MEANS THERE WILL BE MORE, THE CRUSADE IS TRULY ETERNAL!!!!
The space marines are awesome in this series and in their own game the lines they have and their pure moments of badassery draw me away from degeneration
Game? You mean the tabletop?
To admit defeat is to blaspheme against the Emperor!
@@frogblasttheventcore69 Assuming this isn't a joke, OP refers to the various warhammer games; probably Dawn of War 1 and 2 specifically.
@@mortarion9813 Yes brother, 'twas merely a joke.
Rip all the brave soldiers who died in this terrible war against these terrible beings ✊🏼
I will never be unable to laugh at the “BROTHER AVENGE MEH!!!”
1:00
So respect to brother
I still feel bad For the Space marines....Battle brothers
The space marine voice acting is 10x better than 90% of warhammer content
"Official" content.
Fan made is still best.
nice detail at 4:35
In WH40K lore, those trained in psychic abilities can speak the "true name" of a demon, and through that hurt or banish it.
Arent black templars totally against psychers? Or pretty much all of the space marines except the giga super secret one?
@@medoyk637 Nah, last I checked (earlier this morning as of the posting of this comment), there's plenty of psykers in the various Space Marine chapters. Hell, some of the main characters of some stories are psykers. The first unit you get in WH40K: Tacticus is a psyker Space Marine.
@@medoyk637 they do allude to having some faith based power in some of the fluff for Black Templars.
I was gonna say isn’t the emperor a psyker?
Actually IIRC a psyker speaking the true name of a demon will bind it to the summoner's will to make it almost like a thrall or a servant. Even then the demon will still almost find another way to break the Psyker's mind or body because chaos. *shrug*
I’m a homeschooled boy, but my chainsword just got going, and my holy boltey is prepared. For The EMPEROR!!!!
The templar adding "you forgot, fur retards" and charging to his inevitable death is honestly the best part of all these.
It is a comforting thought to believe our brother was met with a quick death, but I fear he was not granted the Emperor's mercy...
_Crosses pawbs_ That was very hurtful, say you're sorry.
My bro went out like any Templar should may the emperor bless him
FOR THE EMPEROORRRR!!!
I belive that what Black Templar would actualy do.
Some of my favorite quotes are from this series like “we need to help it die”, “no mercy” and “how can you stop an idea”
"You underestimate the amount rope we have"
@@harrycrosswell2844 oh that's what he says
“You forget furetards ha ha haa”
"we will spade and we will neuter until there is nothing left!"
Chainsaw noise
"Ahh! Now do my ass"
Gold, just pure gold. Lol
"Analmals" and "Say you're sorry, and Starsparkle won't have to fuck you to death" are two that hit so well, I've actually found ways to inject them into conversations - or just me commenting on some folks... heh...
Can I just say, the fact you did more justice to the scale and magnitude of exterminatus, than half of games workshops attempts both impresses me, and amuses me greatly
Love the series, it's absolutely hilarious!
Man, as ridiculous as this series is, the crusaders always have their moments of pure badassery!
“Am I to understand that we must leave Pulgra to die?”
“No brother… *we must help it die.”*
they could have avoided plenty of casualties with proper preparations
@@joe31226that’s warhammer 40k for you
Like they are still taken seriously as badasses.
Crazy that Henry Cavill is making this into a movie
this… the templars vs furrys sort? or the 40k story without the furrys
@@Kingarthur-fw9fc funnily enough there are cat people on the list of "near enough" to humans for the imperium not to blam them into oblivion for heresy.... sooo.... ????
That would be cool af
Wait what? Please explain
@@EggBeater4 Abhumans is an imperial classification for stable mutations that humanity on distant worlds have gone through due to unique planet types and isolation. The 3 most used abhuman varieties are the squats (space dwarves) ratlings (hobbits that snipe) and ogryns (big, dumb ogres) but the cat boy/girl varieties also exist. There are aparently 26 varieties of abhuman but their appearances are either those 3 I mentioned or offhand references. They are typically utilized by the astra militarum axillary as their unique traits are more beneficial than their stigma for being heretics. Furries would typically be classified as beast men, which has been shifted towards the more chaos inclined thus purged rather than dying for the emperor in his armies. Which may or may not of been exacerbated by the imperium treating them like 2nd class chaos worshipers in the first place.
Can we just take a second to admire the bravery of that templar in the end of ep 4? To charge headlong into that? I mean, yes, it was stupid, but still.
"No Fear! No Pity! NO REMORSE!"
- War Cry of the Black Templars
What is your life?
- My honour is my life.
What is your fate?
- My duty is my fate.
What is your fear?
- My fear is to fail.
What is your reward?
- My salvation is my reward.
What is your craft?
- My craft is death.
What is your pledge?
- My pledge is eternal service
Only in death does duty end.
(Space Marine pledge)
Suffer not the unclean to live.
Stupid…BUT, GLORIOUS BROTHER!
AND THEY SHALL KNOW NO FEAR
His name will be entered into the Litany of Remembrance.
My little brother turned 15 the other day and I felt it was time to show him this lol 😂
I freaking love your text boxes, "2 good friends being friendly" 😆
@Sрееd 🅥 I said that because I've seen the original, it's, I just think it's funny
@im calling saul I've seen the original vain video that's why I think the text boxes completely are wrong and it's why it's funny
@@redchariots5428 you're talking to bots
@@WINMACEOFWAR my cousin watching me with gpt:
like a words of a true marine: "I'm gonna need a heavy bolter for this heresy."
"Get the flamer. The HEAVY flamer."
"They're PISSED, brother!"
@@jonsimpson6240 "I WOULD LIKE, TO FILE, *A COMPLAINT!*
@‘ "SPACE BOOK SAYS, WHAT IT'S BAD!"
exterminatus?
5:02 “Did you really think we wouldn’t find your magical artifacts?”
I almost had a stroke from laughing.
Dude, I read this right when they said it😂😂😂
@@americason8837perfect timing 😂😂
oh f*ck
i watched this when i was a lot more innocent and i came back and yea now i know...
@@glockenwise everything changes when you understand it 💀
Bruh Slaneesh would definitely want those
The lore goes crazy, this was awesome.
My heart goes out to the soldiers that lost their lives in this battle.
My heart goes out to the lost furries
Where's their commemorative T-shirt?
RIP Darkwolf
Those furries just need a mass grave to be cleansed in
@@datachu What about StarSparkle? The most....huggable....furry in the series! (Slaanesh's abominations shall be purged per the Emporer's decree)
@@BSpinoza210 Ngl StarSparkle reminds me of an OC I'd make lmao. Actually, I have an alien with tentacles who's named Star... I might be cringe XD
@true gaymer That name is perfect lol
I often try to explain how amazing this channel is to people who don't know, but it's very difficult to put into words.
It’s criminally underrated. They are masters at their craft
Just show them
"You forgot furtards" then dives into certain doom whilst screaming "for the emperor"
4:11 "Listen to me, Abomination. Your death will be quick if you reveal the source of your corruption!" Absolutely love this grand statement. Every time I watch a scary movie and the "demon" reveals itself, I hear this epic declaration.
I thought he said "listen to me, a punisher." But I guess I was wrong.
Makes me dissappointed that no exorcists black Templar were here
Everyone let us remember the fallen hero's that gave their lives to stop the furry of onslaught. May they rest in peace
Real
Shut up this series is good
The fallen shall be forever remember as the emperor finest
There names shall be entered into the Litanies of Remembrance.
very real
"You underestimate the ammount of rope we have" is such an underrated badass line
I heard it being “you underestimate the amount of hope we have” like hope in stopping their invasion
@@miguelcunhakowalski1099 it was rope but your read is cool too. If maybe a bit optimistic for this lot
Let's put it on a shirt
@@tylerd.5694 I like it, put it on a shirt.
0:24 i rlly enjoyed that, it mimics my mondays at work.
"like a alien face hugger but rated g" had me dying
"WE SHALL SPAY AND NEUTER UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT"
More Based words hath never been spoken
Yes brother
preach my brother preach
Now do my ass.
@M. A. The plants have shown no sign of HERESEY so we shall spare the Spade.
we shall purify the corrupted land
''How can you stop an idea?''
''You underestimate the amount of rope we have''
Perfection of writing, thank you!
As a furry, this is absolutely hilarious
I would seriously watch a whole 20 seasons of this, please make this a series, it has funny parts, gore, and serious moments absolute masterpiece
May the Emperor protect these brave Space Marines in this, the holiest of crusades.
They are the Emperor's rightful vengence against all who threaten the Imperium of Man!
Cringe
@@Blackcat-0furry
@@Blackcat-0furry
@@Blackcat-0furry
I just love how Eggman warns Sonic about the danger that is so wholesome
And then he fucking dies
And then sonic admits he’s not a furry but is taken away maybe he might help the black templars and aid them with valuable information on the furries plan
That moment you realize Sonic and Eggman both were just being mildly tolerated by the Imperium until the furries finally wore out their patience.
@sonic T. hog bob
@shaliawilson3844how is that profile make him a furry💀
The censoring unfortunately takes away from it. But this series is your best, would love to see more!
I find it hilarious when juxtaposed with the gore and violence. Sex bad, violence is okay though. 🤡🌍
The only good censorship is self censorship
The censorship helps if you ain't into that gay shi 💯💯💯💯💯
They're taking the piss with the censorship, _it's the joke._
They left in "We fuck like rabbits" and "Or Starsparkle will fuck you to death", so it's hardly real censorship, it's a satire on censorship.
@@tyrannosaurus_wex fr
1:04 I love the absolute terror in his voice as he screams BLOTHER AVENGE ME 😂
Ja
My brother in emperor, if only the Kriegsmen were here. They’d have a bloody bad time and just wanna be killed for the emperor.
The lupus mortem... 😂
"We can't expect god to do all the work"
-Joshua Graham
That was amazing! Great work!!!
"Avenge me brother!! AVENGE ME!!!!" Is a line that ill never forget SUPPORT OUR CRUSADING BOYS IN BLACK!
“You underestimate the amount of rope we have” fits PERFECTLY AND SOUNDS SO BADASS.😤😤
"Remember guys, ending fictional lives is okay, but anything lewd in fiction, that's too far"
" I mean I can show you the concentration camps in Band of Brothers... but showing a a suggestive cartton penis that's too far !"
Ending lives in real life should be legal
Found the black metal fan
I agree
@@Derpdoge7274 the army?
The Holy Inquisition requests a FURRY CRUSADES - Collection 2, Brothers.
"You underestimate the amount of rope we have" is such a dark line, love it.
It's such a great quote
Why? What is the rope for? How could having lots of rope stop an idea? By tying everyone up, or by hanging everyone? I thought it was a pretty weak response to the heartless furry's cool dying monologue.
@@ToweringToska bdsm
Toska. You feed it in one end till it comes out the other... then pull it taught.
@@ToweringToska 🪢➰
THIS SERIES SHOULD CONTINUE ITS SO GOOD
Yes it should continue
I'm still waiting to know what the source of it all is
@@Yoshoogieboogie they will have to go back in time with the help of the mechanicus track to the 2nd millennium where it all started and destroy every horrific thing happening back then
@Acenix-Compashey what’re you doin here?
YES!
OH MY GOD I love this, the beautiful clash of tones and the black templars taking everything so seriously is absolutely hilarious, the best thing to ever come from the flashgitz by far
0:11 this made a dent in my life, and I don’t know why I’m re-watching it
How do you stop an idea? "You underestimate the amount of rope we have."
Hardest. Line. Ever.
The coldest comeback
I really want to see this made into a multi-part episode series or a movie!
I find it funny they think I will click the links when I know it’s fake.
I wanna see them partner up with Alfabusa
@@LordEyepatch just report it for child abuse yt like pedos they'll be drawn in to investigate
@@SilenTHerO78614 but alfa is done with 40k, thanks to GW
Nah as much as we'd like to games workshop has to give the ok
i must say, the voice acting for the crusaders is very impressive.
Crazy how people actually get pissed off at these
Yeah lol, I’m a furry and this is entertaining and funny as hell to me
No one really gets pissed off at it we all think it's really funny. we're all just laughing at the "aNtI fUrRy LeGiOn" middle schoolers who are making fools of themselves by using this video seriously and sending it to random furries trying to "attack" them
This is by far..
The BEST series I've SEEN..
FOR THE EMPEROR
Agreed my man
AMEN BRUTHA
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
FACTS
Even Perry the Platypus hates furries now that's really saying something
The boys knew what the masses wanted… and they delivered…. GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!
GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
*AVANGE ME BROTHER!*
Never gets old
*No mercy*
I'm freaking out, it's the best animation channel I found by chance, it has a fascinating premise
What chapter is being used in this video? I wanna make my marines the same chapter on the new game!
Black templars