Questions That Will Blow Your Mind - Deon Cole

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  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4954

    Deon has the best eye expressions when he tells jokes.

    • @ceez241
      @ceez241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😄😄😄

    • @rabbitrb630
      @rabbitrb630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      reminds me of marlon wayans 😁

    • @Michelle-tx1nk
      @Michelle-tx1nk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @me you lmao sending you love and light

    • @missrunnels
      @missrunnels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Facts

    • @vherwashere
      @vherwashere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hes like chris d'elia but chris does his with his feet. lol

  • @markmuchina
    @markmuchina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2123

    “Y’all ain’t got no beats by Soulja Boy? Those should be about $20.” 💀😂😂😂😂

    • @nicolasubiera5956
      @nicolasubiera5956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      As soon as he said it I thought 20 dollars then he said that so I died laughing

    • @stlkngyomom
      @stlkngyomom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I bet boy soldier beats be even cheaper,of course they wouldn't work as well,or last as long,but the price!Just think of the price...

    • @nicolasubiera5956
      @nicolasubiera5956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@stlkngyomom they would work for a few months until you realise its basically hollow then it falls apart looking uglier than head phones in the trash

    • @peterconnaghan2872
      @peterconnaghan2872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Doesn’t he have soulja pods?

    • @tipsyfairy9013
      @tipsyfairy9013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

  • @arrjee9474
    @arrjee9474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    His comment about knowing how food tastes was an eye opening moment for me. It helped me start losing weight … seriously …

    • @ladyttee3540
      @ladyttee3540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OK

    • @JacquesduPlessis11
      @JacquesduPlessis11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good on you :)

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plus if you seen him in the first Barbershop movie, you know he came a long way his self lol

    • @michaelinepetitfort6500
      @michaelinepetitfort6500 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This played in my mind today when I was ordering Chinese food for my mom and son. I was like I don't need this. Lol

    • @tremainehughes5974
      @tremainehughes5974 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🙏🏿❤️🙏🏿

  • @HotStrange
    @HotStrange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    That “You know how it taste” line is low key philosophical.

    • @hunterbear-ian8663
      @hunterbear-ian8663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Go on

    • @LawrenceDerp
      @LawrenceDerp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@hunterbear-ian8663 You know how it taste translates to You should know better... there, got it?

    • @bvddahbless9456
      @bvddahbless9456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How so ?

    • @nodnodwinkwinkV
      @nodnodwinkwinkV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      and then they cut to a fat guy in the audience. Unfair, but hilarious.

    • @HybridSol1221
      @HybridSol1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bvddahbless9456 It translates to "you been down this road before" get it?

  • @bigsimp6008
    @bigsimp6008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Deon Cole was low key hilarious on Blackish..
    His pop up appearnces on Grownish even better.
    He been the ish

    • @ThatStevenLouis
      @ThatStevenLouis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BEEN

    • @luyandandlela9634
      @luyandandlela9634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      he was the reason i watched Black-ish

    • @ericaj456
      @ericaj456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Since the old comic view

    • @HOOPTREEFAMILY
      @HOOPTREEFAMILY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HighKey

    • @dshel3200
      @dshel3200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love him in Barbershop he is hilarious!!! Gooo Hoes!!!!

  • @fornlike
    @fornlike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    From the very beginning, from the very first seconds, this man made me laugh. The expression of his face, his eyes... he got me. This man is great.

  • @thefoxxiefoxx8056
    @thefoxxiefoxx8056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4040

    “F-- y’all that was hilarious.” 😂😂 That’s right! Know the worth of your joke.

  • @tunesisback
    @tunesisback 5 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    "Yall aint got no beats by soulja boy?" Has me crying ?😂😂

    • @picklerick7523
      @picklerick7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I fcking know right I choked 😂😂

    • @marishea0silver
      @marishea0silver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But wait MC Hammer beats

    • @michanowaczyk7677
      @michanowaczyk7677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Grovel007
      @Grovel007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pipe Down solider boy had a knockoff Xbox and playstation, I don’t doubt he had some knockoff headphones

    • @jarcuto8118
      @jarcuto8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I rather have some Beats by Chris Brown 🤣

  • @nave37
    @nave37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    His body language with his delivery is always on point had the opportunity to do a show with him had me crying🤣 before I got on stage good Brother.

  • @loveinspired7
    @loveinspired7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "...not a lot of porch killings..."
    LMAOOOOOOOO! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrweed3844
      @mrweed3844 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ring cornered that

    • @Hausjunky
      @Hausjunky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimmykong9902
    @jimmykong9902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I've been watching Deon since he did the bit where he was on stage with a notepad crossing out jokes that didn't work. It was brilliant. I thought he disappeared then I found out he was writing for Conan!

    • @MurderMostFowl
      @MurderMostFowl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jimmy Kong He has also been a long running character on the TV show “Blackish”

    • @bruins6699
      @bruins6699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And he's the new old spice guy. Dude is making moves.

    • @ziggyz195
      @ziggyz195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “Where tf is your stache at nigga” 😂😂😂
      I’ve been watching him since the first amendment by Martin Laurence and I can never find the full episodes with him

    • @novalove4790
      @novalove4790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And he still does this lol

    • @COOKNSOLES
      @COOKNSOLES 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      classic ComicView days

  • @BatkoNashBandera774
    @BatkoNashBandera774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Thaz my man, he's hilarious..." got me laughing harder than the original kings of comedy.

  • @itzKingIzzo2U
    @itzKingIzzo2U 5 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    "you know how it taste, it's delicious" 🤣😂🤣😂😂

    • @jeffreycervantes3609
      @jeffreycervantes3609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Idk maybe they discontinued delicious since the last time i ate this

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That must be tough to refrain from eating your favorite foods. 😞

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeffreycervantes3609 😅

    • @niles1492
      @niles1492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One thing I nevered understand was poor fat people...

    • @dorcaspowellpowell5971
      @dorcaspowellpowell5971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      On some real shit ...for real you know how it taste.

  • @tinathepisces1485
    @tinathepisces1485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    One of the most hilarious comedians doing standup right now. He needs more recognition

    • @babk08
      @babk08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's been doing it forever

  • @l8knight635
    @l8knight635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Deon always knows how to connect with the crowd 🤣🤣

  • @jamaicaguanzon6716
    @jamaicaguanzon6716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    He looks like a buffed Modern version of Lionel Richie, Richard Pryor & Marlon Wayans combined😊💪👍

    • @mikekings5265
      @mikekings5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And crocidle dundee

    • @natalie8105
      @natalie8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He does!!!

    • @allyghany1855
      @allyghany1855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lil eddie Murphy in the mix too

    • @bluefoxpatton
      @bluefoxpatton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I feel a lil Denzel in there too..lol

    • @jamin4556
      @jamin4556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You had me at buffed lionel Ritchie...this guy sexy

  • @musiqkidchristian
    @musiqkidchristian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    "I wonder if the murderer is inside the house" 😂😂😂 DEADASS

    • @rohlenskafe1097
      @rohlenskafe1097 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @deoncole2062
      @deoncole2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks🙏🏾 for your love and support you showed to me, I really appreciate it hit me up on my private email address let chat deoncole999@gmail.com❤️❤️

  • @leebaseball11
    @leebaseball11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Never heard of you until today Deon Cole, but you are hilarious. Thank you for brightening my day sir.

  • @DOLOJAZ
    @DOLOJAZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    This man said "I'ma keep eating these overwhelmed, stressed out anxiety chickens" 😂😂😂😂

    • @iyamom4
      @iyamom4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hmmm, does it transfer to us?

    • @raphealwood4434
      @raphealwood4434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Chicken gets expensive..im eating the claustrophobic chicken right now!

    • @CreDivaXL
      @CreDivaXL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Noooo. Lol

    • @nique-nique.
      @nique-nique. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CTFU🤣😂🤣😂

    • @jazzytaylor321
      @jazzytaylor321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @theomgsee8217
    @theomgsee8217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    “Ima keep eating these stressed out, claustrophobic, anxiety chickens”😂🐔

    • @mewmewdesigns895
      @mewmewdesigns895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      fun fact 50% of all free-range chickens die by getting hit by cars. I've hit 13 this year alone. I live in the sticks everyone lets their chickens roam free then wonder why they are losing soo many. keep them out of the road dumb ass.

    • @alanacartes3382
      @alanacartes3382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Then don't ever drive past a chicken factory farm. I couldn't even look at chicken for a year and a half! NOT without gagging and heaving bcuz it would bring back the stench. I could have done without the experience but it was for work. I had to inspect it - never again.

    • @dfjr1990
      @dfjr1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@mewmewdesigns895 so what you're saying is, chicken don't know how to cross the road?

    • @mewmewdesigns895
      @mewmewdesigns895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dfjr1990 that's one way of saying it. btw hit another one this morning. ran out right as I passed it only saw it when it was thrashing on the ground in my rearview.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Mexican got on boots, pay attention

  • @nltoriola89
    @nltoriola89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The Adam and Eve joke had me dying. 😂

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s not original, a lot of people have done that one, but it’s reliable

    • @user-lu9il2qv5s
      @user-lu9il2qv5s 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That Adam and eve joke is one of the oldest, most common jokes of all time...

    • @ifierceleonlee6776
      @ifierceleonlee6776 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who told the artist they had an umbilical cord? And if they did, The creator of the heavens is capable of anything. Just we was once nothing, not even a thin air, and yet here you, and you think people think its by accident. Think

  • @tfoprincess
    @tfoprincess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2774

    Weight loss plan: YOU KNOW HOW IT TASTE. Stop eating it. 😂

    • @Jessica-tz5cl
      @Jessica-tz5cl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Nyanna Ross 😬😬😬🤣😂😂I needed to hear that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @flux202
      @flux202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      And my brain goes; "you know how it tastes and it tastes good; eat."

    • @alostwish1937
      @alostwish1937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nyanna Ross worked for me😂

    • @AnguishBarbarian
      @AnguishBarbarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      he reached into my soul with that statement

    • @boujiebarbie3198
      @boujiebarbie3198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      But why they had to pan over to the big dude right as he told this joke😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nikkisovain9429
    @nikkisovain9429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    Those pants remind me of SpongeBob when he had on those squeaky fisherman boots.

    • @deesocold
      @deesocold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dustinvq37
      @dustinvq37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah chill😂

    • @nikkisovain9429
      @nikkisovain9429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dustinvq37 you know they out here twinning 😂😂😂

    • @tipsyfairy9013
      @tipsyfairy9013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @WhiskeredBope
      @WhiskeredBope 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOLOL

  • @newshot5110
    @newshot5110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is one of the funniest sets in stand up

  • @twdjt6245
    @twdjt6245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Most straight forward weight loss advice I’ve ever heard. Thanks! 😂

    • @rexflores8461
      @rexflores8461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol that's what I thought too 😭😂

    • @alexandriap6132
      @alexandriap6132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wish I could play that during a craving

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alexandria Peeples well the video is right here lol. Download it to your phone and presto 😂

    • @monawilliams286
      @monawilliams286 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I swear! #TakingHeed

    • @Keezie27
      @Keezie27 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @nadiajuarez4763
    @nadiajuarez4763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Stop eating that shit. You already know how it tastes.” My new diet motto 😂

    • @deoncole1463
      @deoncole1463 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?

  • @gsentinel4821
    @gsentinel4821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Very underrated stand up comedian. Hilarious.

  • @osam4323
    @osam4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4923

    I have a question of my own... What are those pants??

    • @patrickn8355
      @patrickn8355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Pants by mc hammer

    • @firebolt100
      @firebolt100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      His pants look like his lunch went to pack HIM for the big day!

    • @id5830
      @id5830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Jules_Black
      @Jules_Black 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Google "1995" and you will find the answer to your question

    • @amberkelly3187
      @amberkelly3187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Groovy af I think you’ll find.

  • @UpliftJai
    @UpliftJai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5386

    Camera man pinpoints all the obese people during the obese jokes lmaooo

    • @Djzen312
      @Djzen312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      UPLIFT JAI man I laughed harder but also felt bad at the same time lol

    • @Smurphenstein
      @Smurphenstein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Djzen312 same here. They would likely sue for fat shaming in California. I feel bad for them but I laughed as well.

    • @YodaMan-420
      @YodaMan-420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      in the control room "aaaay find the fat people see if they mad"

    • @nicmuddmusic
      @nicmuddmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It’s like that gay townhall key and peele sketch.

    • @DeadShot618
      @DeadShot618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Camera man knows what's up

  • @gainesdominique
    @gainesdominique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't remember the last time I restarted a TH-cam video... My life is an endless river of TH-cam videos. This is such good comedy I had to start it back from the top and share with my best of friends so these niggas can feel how I do.

  • @Unz360
    @Unz360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    That Adam and Eve navels one is DEEP

    • @beatleme2
      @beatleme2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      its only an artists' perception that was/is wrong.

    • @snatcha7
      @snatcha7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Hilarious... The entire story doesn't make a lick of sense

    • @Unz360
      @Unz360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Moe Moe Oh boy

    • @VENGEFULHEXX
      @VENGEFULHEXX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That's a centuries old question. I'm surprised at any grown adult that has not ran into that concept.

    • @tiago7160
      @tiago7160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Moe Moe eve had two sons and the bible says they both married to who thou?

  • @gigisgucci
    @gigisgucci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Deaon’s dressed like a 90s R&B group 😭😂genuwine jagged edge 112 lookin ass😂💯

    • @kmb655
      @kmb655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're right, lol.. but, he's pullin it off. 😏

    • @royceisthebestrapper7686
      @royceisthebestrapper7686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaooo this is so fucking funny especially after the 112 vs jagged edge battle 😂😂

    • @gigisgucci
      @gigisgucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K Marie he definitely does love

    • @victoriaevans3815
      @victoriaevans3815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He looks good😍

    • @andrewvalenzuela4383
      @andrewvalenzuela4383 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely a throwback to Eddie Murphy

  • @vanessaw7325
    @vanessaw7325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Comedians are always very intelligent with the added ability to find humor in almost anything. But he is the deepest I've heard lol

    • @deoncole1463
      @deoncole1463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?

    • @vergespierre4271
      @vergespierre4271 ปีที่แล้ว

      You right

  • @itspossible3381
    @itspossible3381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    3:25-4:40 helped to change my life for the better. Seriously. Thanks Deon!

  • @A_Class216
    @A_Class216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

    You know a comedian is getting money when they start wearing leather

  • @clstile
    @clstile ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I discovered Deon Cole on Conan .. the skit where they get soul food .. it’s the best!

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    2:07 That is the absolute truth. I been saying it, but no one listened to me. LOL.

    • @joysymonds8419
      @joysymonds8419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      melvina628 bruh i watch too many criminal minds i be thinkin the same thing 😂👏🏽

  • @mso1ful
    @mso1ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    He ain’t lying about the not knowing current “celebrities”. 😂😂

  • @yrgmbwe9432
    @yrgmbwe9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I’m sitting here facing some Oreos while he’s saying “don’t eat that shi” 😂😭

    • @friendly1870
      @friendly1870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Live keto. Make em yoself

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Friendly agreed.

    • @rexflores8461
      @rexflores8461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      U know what it taste like!

    • @teufeldritch
      @teufeldritch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't eat that shit!

    • @duncansiror5033
      @duncansiror5033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn! I've been obsessed with mint oreos...

  • @servetheflesh1709
    @servetheflesh1709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2819

    If you say this guy's name out loud, it sounds like "The Uncle" in a Jamaican accent.
    Edit: Holy shit 420 likes? Thanks guys that's the most I've ever gotten
    Edit 2: Dayum...

    • @lukebrown5855
      @lukebrown5855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jamie K. L. I love you

    • @D1NKERR
      @D1NKERR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      omg youre right

    • @LaViajeraGringa
      @LaViajeraGringa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      😂😂😂 Man you were smoking that good shit wasn't you? Got everybody out here saying his name out loud to see if you were right. LoL

    • @internziko
      @internziko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      RIGHT NEER DA BEECH.. BOYEEEE!

  • @Shebznfn
    @Shebznfn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a masterclass on how the silence and body language sells the show just as much as material does. This is a great bit!

    • @jonathannathan1754
      @jonathannathan1754 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Something Deon does that almost no one else does is he gives you just enough setup that you can get to the punchline in your head, then he pauses to let you get to it yourself, then he says it. He gets you to laugh twice at the same punchline, and you feel smart for getting there first. Only other comic I’ve seen do it is Stewart Lee.

  • @mxmike1388
    @mxmike1388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    First comedian I've seen in years that I actually like !!! This guy is amazing😂 love to see him live, he should be booked everywhere!!

  • @HotStrange
    @HotStrange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    So glad Deon Coles standup career took off after Conan. He was always one of the best writers and performers on that show.

    • @tonygaluppi2881
      @tonygaluppi2881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      January Jones is my favorite Conan sketch ever.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was on BET Comicview waaayyyy back in ‘98. I used to watch it while I ironed clothes in high school, bc I guess I was that guy. Anyway, he did the jokes on notes thing back then; still funny. Nice to see folks out here grindin

  • @jrichieander6832
    @jrichieander6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Keep eating it, let me see if it’s still delicious”
    😭😭😭

  • @LIBBEL
    @LIBBEL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “Tripled up on the A’s” 😂😂😂

  • @Smurphenstein
    @Smurphenstein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    He's great. It makes me wonder just how many other comedy writers are out there we don't know exist.

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm glad we don't know they exist if they are as dull as this guy

  • @ImDefNotFamous
    @ImDefNotFamous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Genius. How have i never seen this?

  • @troymanster8077
    @troymanster8077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    If they ever do a remake to the last dragon. Deon Cole as sho nuff.

    • @MRKOCAINN
      @MRKOCAINN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Troy Manster 😂

    • @selatibbs1855
      @selatibbs1855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You know I can see that and I think he'll do very well

    • @hoodboylem83
      @hoodboylem83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Truth

    • @i_ben-e-dict211b2
      @i_ben-e-dict211b2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gotta be Busta

    • @misstindal25
      @misstindal25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's literally his Halloween costume this year!!

  • @chibaby0306
    @chibaby0306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    He is the type of black guy to write for conan and give him all the "safe" black jokes lol

    • @ZachVanHarrisJR
      @ZachVanHarrisJR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God bless you sis, peace and one love Queen ✌❤👑🛐

    • @nasserdaifallah5452
      @nasserdaifallah5452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      didn't he work for conan though?

    • @petersmith9254
      @petersmith9254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Nasser Daif he did work for conan
      Conan gave him a show but tbs cancelled it

    • @petersmith9254
      @petersmith9254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I might need security Damn you are pretty

    • @BetterYouTommorow
      @BetterYouTommorow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon talk to em bruh

  • @dimplefreak3484
    @dimplefreak3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This dude had me almost choke in my food.😂😂😂

  • @jaharijones5902
    @jaharijones5902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Funniest shit I've heard in a while. You just turned my day around even more dawg. " I'll rather eat them stressed out chickens.. Anxiety chickens " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justinsdreyer4165
    @justinsdreyer4165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    He should have said that black battery is for the police.

    • @rabbitrb630
      @rabbitrb630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      damn 😁

    • @YadonIsrael
      @YadonIsrael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      *applauds*

    • @neilseletlowhisler2522
      @neilseletlowhisler2522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I really didn't want to like. Really didn't. But ended up tipping my hat instead.

    • @trentb1511
      @trentb1511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's a good one Lol!

    • @Bnick2009
      @Bnick2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Always a couch critic

  • @carlbowles1808
    @carlbowles1808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Outstanding material delivered with excellence 👏.

  • @allisknu11
    @allisknu11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    His chicken joke is so good. Little do people know, he's really saying, don't eat the stressed out, anxiety chickens. xD

    • @d0cn0tes
      @d0cn0tes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elann Suvat no he's not. You been eating non ranged chicken for how long and you are still alive.

    • @allisknu11
      @allisknu11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@d0cn0tes Well that's how little open minded you are to the health problems in the world. I may be alive, but I have an autoimmune condition. It's not fun living with it. May as well not be alive. But who cares about logic, right? Look at the science and data. I stopped eating food products with antiobiotics, pesticides, for the past 2 years.

    • @JoseCarlos-jw1fn
      @JoseCarlos-jw1fn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should watch supersize me 2

    • @lilhypnotique
      @lilhypnotique 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Elann Suvat I hate when ppl try to get uppity about they eat “organic” and “free ranged”. I sit there and laugh to myself, I grew up on the farm, we were doing that before it was a thing. Your so called organic is just the cows and chickens going thru the corn and garden patch and 💩. And most of the time, chickens on a regular farm are free ranged.

    • @youboob6297
      @youboob6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just think of it this way....
      all our ancestors in the 1700s ate free range chickens....
      all our great grandparents ate free range chickens....
      all the great presidents and famous peoples and athletes in the 1800s ate free range chicken
      *they all dead*

  • @cm3753
    @cm3753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I'm going to keep eating these overwhelmed chickens"🤣

    • @johnthomas1488
      @johnthomas1488 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn...he does🤣🤣 LMFAO!!

  • @Hamptojd
    @Hamptojd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “that’s my man - yeah, he’s hilarious” 🤣

  • @anhiirr
    @anhiirr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    pure comedy at its finest, the logic to think twice about shit is indeed pure humor

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please be sure if any logic or thinking shows up, otherwise this monologue was just old, re-hashed and disjointed material

  • @TWOhype23
    @TWOhype23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    “They probably will work sometimes”
    😂😂😂

    • @babayega_
      @babayega_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Most underrated joke. Too bad the country is so fucking lame and PC to laugh at true genius because this guy is on Eddie Murphy RAW level of comedy and people don't understand or they're scared to understand it.

    • @Rockscissorspaper
      @Rockscissorspaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adrianboight4222 LOL how can a stereotype be "fair"? Plenty of black men work hard. Plenty of black women don't work hard. The same goes for whites, asians, etc. It's just a joke.

    • @AkshayKumar-ue1fp
      @AkshayKumar-ue1fp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rockscissorspaper Nope. Trust me homie the same does not go for Asians or you would be in the same position as them.

    • @Rockscissorspaper
      @Rockscissorspaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AkshayKumar-ue1fp Huh? Not sure what point you think you're making lol. What position are "they" in, in your mind? And you think "they" ALL are in that position?

    • @AkshayKumar-ue1fp
      @AkshayKumar-ue1fp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rockscissorspaper Top socio economic position in America. 'ALL' need not be, educated people work with numbers and percentages and those reflect that.. Uneducated work with guns.

  • @guyfawkes8716
    @guyfawkes8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude's brilliant. Watch the Old Spice Therapy commercial when he says "That's what it does." It cracks me up every time.

  • @TheRealMrLane
    @TheRealMrLane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I got small once before. It was great. had alot of fun and increased my confidence.

    • @BossANova-xw9qi
      @BossANova-xw9qi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dakarbrown5474 😂😂😂😂

    • @wallysmithii117
      @wallysmithii117 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dakarbrown5474 what?...lol

    • @DtF4EvEr1
      @DtF4EvEr1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dakar Brown sounds like some shit a fat bitch would say

    • @willskywalk
      @willskywalk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dakarbrown5474 I believe it. Seen it happen

  • @CaptainSurf
    @CaptainSurf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "What he do in Batman?" Hahaha!

  • @LSTU16108
    @LSTU16108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dean. if you're reading this, your comedy is really good. Thanks for the pondering jokes.

  • @boujiebarbie3198
    @boujiebarbie3198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "With all your chitlin ways..."

  • @paradise19852012
    @paradise19852012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    "GETS SMALL ONCE IN YOUR LIFE TIME.. SEE HOW IT FEELS" LMAO🤣😂

    • @moisesjoaquimjeyamby6945
      @moisesjoaquimjeyamby6945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just c how it fells... just once... 😂😂😂😂 u know how it tastes...

    • @paradise19852012
      @paradise19852012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moisesjoaquimjeyamby6945 😂😂😂

    • @quickcash1941
      @quickcash1941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thin people should also get fat just to see how it feels

    • @rm5282
      @rm5282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@quickcash1941 we see how miserable fat people are...no need to get fat.

  • @christinewilliams4740
    @christinewilliams4740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Deon cole has really funny eye looks when he tells jokes he’s funny as hell and he is a funny man

  • @Seeingisntbelieving
    @Seeingisntbelieving 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Why are there no B batteries, but they tripled up on the A’s?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kimsimpson5744
      @kimsimpson5744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Black Batteries work sometime.lol😂😂

    • @geniusiknowit
      @geniusiknowit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There are B batteries, and also A and F. Check the Wikipedia article for "List of battery sizes"

    • @felixcorral7267
      @felixcorral7267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve seen this joke before. At least the start of it.

    • @Mr438IB
      @Mr438IB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@felixcorral7267 same

    • @gfixler
      @gfixler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mr438IB Demetri Martin had a bit on it. He figured it would sound like you were stuttering to ask for B batteries.

  • @brennenbisme
    @brennenbisme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Took a cow and a half to make those baggy leather pants

    • @NARKISDUDE
      @NARKISDUDE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      a cow and a calf

    • @scorpio34ish
      @scorpio34ish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NARKISDUDE hahaaaaaaaaaa

    • @johnnyperozo2987
      @johnnyperozo2987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But the claustrophobic type, none of that feel good happy cattle

    • @georgedennis9319
      @georgedennis9319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣

    • @PacificPier
      @PacificPier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was recycled from a used Mercedes - easier when one Benz.

  • @andresvalencia6202
    @andresvalencia6202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:11 - the camera man really had the audacity to point the camera at a big couple 💀

    • @greatthenate9864
      @greatthenate9864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If the shoe fits....being overly sensitive when you know you're guilty of being gluttonous, lazy, and a poor steward of a life🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @tigeroftheeye7121
    @tigeroftheeye7121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    MC hammer Beats don’t need a warranty. They are too legit to quit

    • @rubixqoob8601
      @rubixqoob8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice

    • @jonathanhawk5163
      @jonathanhawk5163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well done! Can't touch this comment!

    • @ur5860
      @ur5860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whomp, whom, whommmm...
      🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤣😂

    • @maskedavenger9981
      @maskedavenger9981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And I heard they are indestructible. Even a hammer don't hurt em' 😂😂😂😂

    • @wyzellwashington9124
      @wyzellwashington9124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    "Who cut their umbilical cords?"

    • @WittyBitty
      @WittyBitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @Sono Luminescence 1. I'm a Christian.
      2. I know when to laugh because I understand somethings are just comedy (and I strongly believe that just the fact that we have comedians means God has a sense of humor, we were after all created in His image and likeness.
      3. Chill out.
      4. Adam and Eve had 3 sons... Go back to Genesis for some light reading. The 3rd son's name was Seth.
      5. If you're using the Christian Bible(which after reading your comment, I highly doubt) then you should KNOW Adam and Eve are the first created, Cain married his sister. And so did Seth because yes, they were the first family.
      6. Nowhere in the Bible is the skin of Adam and Eve mentioned to be black. (Again, if you're using the Christian Bible, give me the scripture that says they're black.)
      7. Again, chill out. It's just comedy. This discussion had no reason to be had here but I'm just incapable of reading things like your initial comment and being mute.
      Have a good day. I'll be expecting your scriptural rebuttal if you have any. Ciao!

    • @thanerdyguy1943
      @thanerdyguy1943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      magdalene adjei 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    • @superblasthottie23
      @superblasthottie23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      magdalene adjei tell em sis *🗣* !!!!!

    • @skymartinez7726
      @skymartinez7726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Makes you think🤣🤣🤣

    • @tamickawilliams1370
      @tamickawilliams1370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Sono Luminescence How about this, it was a joke and remember the bible has great information and guidance but man wrote the bible. Obviously there are things missing so things so are left up to speculation. There is also another story that Lilith was Adam's first wife. So lighten up a little because in end none of us were there to confirm the exact order of our existence. Remember the bible was revised several times and some things were left out. As you read the bible it literally jumps around. History channel did documentary on this and pages were missing or deliberately left out. One thing is for sure God is our creator and Jesus Christ is our savior. And that is all we need to know.

  • @stevengerrard6711
    @stevengerrard6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was the greatest special I’ve ever seen hands down 😂

  • @dearashton
    @dearashton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “It’s delicious, it’s gone be delicious.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eccentricentertainment3588
    @eccentricentertainment3588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Deon Cole is the type of guy to bring you flowers even though you're allergic- to show your friends and family he really loves you. ❤❤❤

  • @terrinylecetrice3834
    @terrinylecetrice3834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are so funny!! I find myself saying Ima fight you or I can't wit you all the time. One of the great ones. God bless you and keep doing your best!!

  • @junejj2127
    @junejj2127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "What did he do in Batman?" Omg my stomach😭😭😂😂😂The hardest I've laughed all day

  • @tfoprincess
    @tfoprincess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I love that he does comedy without swearing so much😂

    • @coreypromo4832
      @coreypromo4832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Swears are funny

    • @jacobberry3149
      @jacobberry3149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wack

    • @DESIGNS-vo1mt
      @DESIGNS-vo1mt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I havent heard anyone use the word "swear" since i was 10 years old.

    • @jakeboynton
      @jakeboynton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DESIGNS-vo1mt did u just turn 11 when u wrote that?

    • @DESIGNS-vo1mt
      @DESIGNS-vo1mt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakeboynton yep!

  • @Krissy-sk2vb
    @Krissy-sk2vb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Don't know how I found this glad I did, he is hilarious!

    • @deoncole1463
      @deoncole1463 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?

  • @Trappfoodie
    @Trappfoodie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    😭😭 he's so damn funny. One of my favorites.

  • @rageagainstmyhairline5574
    @rageagainstmyhairline5574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Deon. His stand up is great and he always plays crazy characters on TV.

  • @TheLhicks26
    @TheLhicks26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember when my homie was chunky saw him back in 2003.still the funniest dude

  • @KingNez89
    @KingNez89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Man i would pay ANY thing to smoke with deon cole!

    • @GadgetMsGadget
      @GadgetMsGadget 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwanttobefamousbutimlazy3793 Well, we can't be the only ones who thought this thought. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tranquility9325
      @tranquility9325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sure your lungs would love it

  • @princesaiberica
    @princesaiberica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This cat is inspirational I watched him go from having a few extra pounds to being in incredible shape, and now he's on a show with one of my favorite homeboys I grew up with, be inspired

    • @deoncole1463
      @deoncole1463 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?

  • @l.k.1111
    @l.k.1111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need more of Deon haha😂😂😂

  • @bigced63
    @bigced63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Great writing! Deon is dope! Chi-town stand up!!

  • @joschelei262
    @joschelei262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Those pants had me checking the upload date of this video.

  • @mummanopoly
    @mummanopoly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he said I'ma keep eating those overwhelmed chickens 😂😂😂👏🏾

    • @deoncole1463
      @deoncole1463 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?

  • @gugudlhamini3677
    @gugudlhamini3677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Let me see if it's still delicious"🤣🤣🤣

    • @deoncole2062
      @deoncole2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks🙏🏾 for your love and support you showed to me, I really appreciate it hit me up on my private email address let chat deoncole999@gmail.com❤️❤️

    • @deoncole1463
      @deoncole1463 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?

  • @MarcG7424
    @MarcG7424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Cristian Bale
    Who ?
    Christian Bale He was in Batman
    What did he do in Batman ?
    Bitch He was Batman.
    Now wait for it
    Yo Deon which Batman ?

    • @sograteful4239
      @sograteful4239 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @sevenstreams7581
      @sevenstreams7581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm fasting to lose weight right now. You ain't gonna make money off my figure flaws!

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Oh that's my man, he cracks me up. He's hilarious"
      "No he's not bitch"

  • @CountryMetal01
    @CountryMetal01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    B batteries are no longer around because they were primarily used in devices that used vacuum tubes (most commonly radios), specifically used as a battery to provide the plate voltage for the vacuum tubes used in antique radios.

  • @RahXhephan
    @RahXhephan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    His pants are made out of cadillac seat leather

  • @THEJOHNiVERSE
    @THEJOHNiVERSE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ⭐️That's a perfect 7 Minute Set. Deon Cole's personal pilot. Hilarious, insightful, keep doing your thing player. 🔥💯🎬

  • @yoyomo777
    @yoyomo777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Some of the best stand up ever.

  • @ED-yn2lt
    @ED-yn2lt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    ‘It’s delicious and it’s going to stay delicious.’

  • @EnVee215
    @EnVee215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Deon Cole looks like shonuff from the last dragon. 😂😂 Great classic back in the 80s

    • @johnthomas1488
      @johnthomas1488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn he do lmao🤣🤣🤣

    • @2473-l4b
      @2473-l4b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who's the master?

    • @museinmohammed8765
      @museinmohammed8765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's the master!

    • @Allthequeenzhorses
      @Allthequeenzhorses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nathan136 #FACTS

    • @mzzodiacc
      @mzzodiacc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Dem~Eyebrows!!😂 He jus need that lil ponytail in the middle.. Ha! 😂

  • @keyboardmusician6914
    @keyboardmusician6914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He gave us the greatest concept to lose weight!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ZachVanHarrisJR
    @ZachVanHarrisJR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    *@ **3:33** "obese people.. get small once in your lifetime, don't be big your whole entire life. Stop eating that shyt. You know how it taste. It's delicious. And it's gonna be delicious. Now you stop eating that shyt."*

    • @iwantmyfriescrispynotburnt3981
      @iwantmyfriescrispynotburnt3981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol he used to be obese

    • @Woody2Times
      @Woody2Times 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Legend of a Reverse Cowgirl lol fr he should have stated that

    • @TH3USUALSUSPECT
      @TH3USUALSUSPECT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Woody2Times No he shouldn't.

    • @Woody2Times
      @Woody2Times 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TREMENDOUS! Well if he stated that then maybe they would take less offense (not that he would care cause comedians always offend) but I’m just saying if you give someone advice and you mention hey “I’ve been in your shoes before” they’re more likely to listen and take your advice rather than just laugh it off and continue being fat. However it’s your opinion you can feel as you please.

    • @alittlesickducksucks
      @alittlesickducksucks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. Johnson Breh it’s a joke. You’re doing too much lol

  • @liamgray6017
    @liamgray6017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Deon is awesome, dude makes my whole fam laugh

  • @michaelrollins3765
    @michaelrollins3765 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's some mind blowing observations, especially the ones about Adam and eve.

  • @Mr.Wes2030
    @Mr.Wes2030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    He look like Charlie Murphy mixed with Marlon Wayans 😂🤣

  • @nigerian-belgianchamberofc6645
    @nigerian-belgianchamberofc6645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    That Adam and Eve thought really got me........that is some deep shit!!

    • @marksnow9274
      @marksnow9274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is right it is deep

    • @alisog8109
      @alisog8109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who knows if the painting is real.

    • @alisog8109
      @alisog8109 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      An accurate description*

    • @sonikku956
      @sonikku956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4,000 religions in the world, remember.

    • @AngryBlackMan-oo2ss
      @AngryBlackMan-oo2ss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause your a fucking idiot