fun fact 50% of all free-range chickens die by getting hit by cars. I've hit 13 this year alone. I live in the sticks everyone lets their chickens roam free then wonder why they are losing soo many. keep them out of the road dumb ass.
Then don't ever drive past a chicken factory farm. I couldn't even look at chicken for a year and a half! NOT without gagging and heaving bcuz it would bring back the stench. I could have done without the experience but it was for work. I had to inspect it - never again.
@@dfjr1990 that's one way of saying it. btw hit another one this morning. ran out right as I passed it only saw it when it was thrashing on the ground in my rearview.
I've been watching Deon since he did the bit where he was on stage with a notepad crossing out jokes that didn't work. It was brilliant. I thought he disappeared then I found out he was writing for Conan!
“Where tf is your stache at nigga” 😂😂😂 I’ve been watching him since the first amendment by Martin Laurence and I can never find the full episodes with him
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Most underrated joke. Too bad the country is so fucking lame and PC to laugh at true genius because this guy is on Eddie Murphy RAW level of comedy and people don't understand or they're scared to understand it.
@@adrianboight4222 LOL how can a stereotype be "fair"? Plenty of black men work hard. Plenty of black women don't work hard. The same goes for whites, asians, etc. It's just a joke.
@@AkshayKumar-ue1fp Huh? Not sure what point you think you're making lol. What position are "they" in, in your mind? And you think "they" ALL are in that position?
@@Rockscissorspaper Top socio economic position in America. 'ALL' need not be, educated people work with numbers and percentages and those reflect that.. Uneducated work with guns.
@Sono Luminescence 1. I'm a Christian. 2. I know when to laugh because I understand somethings are just comedy (and I strongly believe that just the fact that we have comedians means God has a sense of humor, we were after all created in His image and likeness. 3. Chill out. 4. Adam and Eve had 3 sons... Go back to Genesis for some light reading. The 3rd son's name was Seth. 5. If you're using the Christian Bible(which after reading your comment, I highly doubt) then you should KNOW Adam and Eve are the first created, Cain married his sister. And so did Seth because yes, they were the first family. 6. Nowhere in the Bible is the skin of Adam and Eve mentioned to be black. (Again, if you're using the Christian Bible, give me the scripture that says they're black.) 7. Again, chill out. It's just comedy. This discussion had no reason to be had here but I'm just incapable of reading things like your initial comment and being mute. Have a good day. I'll be expecting your scriptural rebuttal if you have any. Ciao!
@Sono Luminescence How about this, it was a joke and remember the bible has great information and guidance but man wrote the bible. Obviously there are things missing so things so are left up to speculation. There is also another story that Lilith was Adam's first wife. So lighten up a little because in end none of us were there to confirm the exact order of our existence. Remember the bible was revised several times and some things were left out. As you read the bible it literally jumps around. History channel did documentary on this and pages were missing or deliberately left out. One thing is for sure God is our creator and Jesus Christ is our savior. And that is all we need to know.
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I can't remember the last time I restarted a TH-cam video... My life is an endless river of TH-cam videos. This is such good comedy I had to start it back from the top and share with my best of friends so these niggas can feel how I do.
He was on BET Comicview waaayyyy back in ‘98. I used to watch it while I ironed clothes in high school, bc I guess I was that guy. Anyway, he did the jokes on notes thing back then; still funny. Nice to see folks out here grindin
@@d0cn0tes Well that's how little open minded you are to the health problems in the world. I may be alive, but I have an autoimmune condition. It's not fun living with it. May as well not be alive. But who cares about logic, right? Look at the science and data. I stopped eating food products with antiobiotics, pesticides, for the past 2 years.
Elann Suvat I hate when ppl try to get uppity about they eat “organic” and “free ranged”. I sit there and laugh to myself, I grew up on the farm, we were doing that before it was a thing. Your so called organic is just the cows and chickens going thru the corn and garden patch and 💩. And most of the time, chickens on a regular farm are free ranged.
just think of it this way.... all our ancestors in the 1700s ate free range chickens.... all our great grandparents ate free range chickens.... all the great presidents and famous peoples and athletes in the 1800s ate free range chicken *they all dead*
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If you say this guy's name out loud, it sounds like "The Uncle" in a Jamaican accent. Edit: Holy shit 420 likes? Thanks guys that's the most I've ever gotten Edit 2: Dayum...
*@ **3:33** "obese people.. get small once in your lifetime, don't be big your whole entire life. Stop eating that shyt. You know how it taste. It's delicious. And it's gonna be delicious. Now you stop eating that shyt."*
TREMENDOUS! Well if he stated that then maybe they would take less offense (not that he would care cause comedians always offend) but I’m just saying if you give someone advice and you mention hey “I’ve been in your shoes before” they’re more likely to listen and take your advice rather than just laugh it off and continue being fat. However it’s your opinion you can feel as you please.
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Funniest shit I've heard in a while. You just turned my day around even more dawg. " I'll rather eat them stressed out chickens.. Anxiety chickens " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe Felix That’s the point. This guys joke are just slightly adjusted material of other people’s jokes. I could say the same with the black batteries work sometimes joke.
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Hello what’s up I listen to old school music and I have pictures of older Chevy Impalas like 2009 Chevy impalas and 2007 Chevy impalas and I think your funny and hilarious
Deon has the best eye expressions when he tells jokes.
😄😄😄
reminds me of marlon wayans 😁
@me you lmao sending you love and light
Facts
hes like chris d'elia but chris does his with his feet. lol
Deon Cole was low key hilarious on Blackish..
His pop up appearnces on Grownish even better.
He been the ish
BEEN
he was the reason i watched Black-ish
Since the old comic view
HighKey
I love him in Barbershop he is hilarious!!! Gooo Hoes!!!!
His comment about knowing how food tastes was an eye opening moment for me. It helped me start losing weight … seriously …
OK
Good on you :)
Plus if you seen him in the first Barbershop movie, you know he came a long way his self lol
This played in my mind today when I was ordering Chinese food for my mom and son. I was like I don't need this. Lol
🙏🏿❤️🙏🏿
“F-- y’all that was hilarious.” 😂😂 That’s right! Know the worth of your joke.
😂😂😂😂😂
Nah. It is an extremely overused and predictable joke.
It was good, it just wasnt funny.
LoLoLoLoL!
I think the point of the joke was the fact that it wasn't that funny but it's what he said afterwards.
That “You know how it taste” line is low key philosophical.
Go on
@@hunterbear-ian8663 You know how it taste translates to You should know better... there, got it?
How so ?
and then they cut to a fat guy in the audience. Unfair, but hilarious.
@@bvddahbless9456 It translates to "you been down this road before" get it?
The Adam and Eve joke had me dying. 😂
It’s not original, a lot of people have done that one, but it’s reliable
That Adam and eve joke is one of the oldest, most common jokes of all time...
“Y’all ain’t got no beats by Soulja Boy? Those should be about $20.” 💀😂😂😂😂
As soon as he said it I thought 20 dollars then he said that so I died laughing
I bet boy soldier beats be even cheaper,of course they wouldn't work as well,or last as long,but the price!Just think of the price...
@@stlkngyomom they would work for a few months until you realise its basically hollow then it falls apart looking uglier than head phones in the trash
Doesn’t he have soulja pods?
😂😂😂
"Yall aint got no beats by soulja boy?" Has me crying ?😂😂
I fcking know right I choked 😂😂
But wait MC Hammer beats
Dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Pipe Down solider boy had a knockoff Xbox and playstation, I don’t doubt he had some knockoff headphones
I rather have some Beats by Chris Brown 🤣
“Tripled up on the A’s” 😂😂😂
"...not a lot of porch killings..."
LMAOOOOOOOO! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ring cornered that
😂🤣🤣🤣
"you know how it taste, it's delicious" 🤣😂🤣😂😂
Idk maybe they discontinued delicious since the last time i ate this
That must be tough to refrain from eating your favorite foods. 😞
@@jeffreycervantes3609 😅
One thing I nevered understand was poor fat people...
On some real shit ...for real you know how it taste.
Deon always knows how to connect with the crowd 🤣🤣
"I wonder if the murderer is inside the house" 😂😂😂 DEADASS
😂😂😂😂
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“Ima keep eating these stressed out, claustrophobic, anxiety chickens”😂🐔
fun fact 50% of all free-range chickens die by getting hit by cars. I've hit 13 this year alone. I live in the sticks everyone lets their chickens roam free then wonder why they are losing soo many. keep them out of the road dumb ass.
Then don't ever drive past a chicken factory farm. I couldn't even look at chicken for a year and a half! NOT without gagging and heaving bcuz it would bring back the stench. I could have done without the experience but it was for work. I had to inspect it - never again.
@@mewmewdesigns895 so what you're saying is, chicken don't know how to cross the road?
@@dfjr1990 that's one way of saying it. btw hit another one this morning. ran out right as I passed it only saw it when it was thrashing on the ground in my rearview.
And Mexican got on boots, pay attention
From the very beginning, from the very first seconds, this man made me laugh. The expression of his face, his eyes... he got me. This man is great.
This man said "I'ma keep eating these overwhelmed, stressed out anxiety chickens" 😂😂😂😂
Hmmm, does it transfer to us?
Chicken gets expensive..im eating the claustrophobic chicken right now!
Noooo. Lol
CTFU🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂
He looks like a buffed Modern version of Lionel Richie, Richard Pryor & Marlon Wayans combined😊💪👍
And crocidle dundee
He does!!!
Lil eddie Murphy in the mix too
I feel a lil Denzel in there too..lol
You had me at buffed lionel Ritchie...this guy sexy
His body language with his delivery is always on point had the opportunity to do a show with him had me crying🤣 before I got on stage good Brother.
Weight loss plan: YOU KNOW HOW IT TASTE. Stop eating it. 😂
Nyanna Ross 😬😬😬🤣😂😂I needed to hear that 🤣🤣🤣
And my brain goes; "you know how it tastes and it tastes good; eat."
Nyanna Ross worked for me😂
he reached into my soul with that statement
But why they had to pan over to the big dude right as he told this joke😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the most hilarious comedians doing standup right now. He needs more recognition
He's been doing it forever
"Thaz my man, he's hilarious..." got me laughing harder than the original kings of comedy.
I've been watching Deon since he did the bit where he was on stage with a notepad crossing out jokes that didn't work. It was brilliant. I thought he disappeared then I found out he was writing for Conan!
Jimmy Kong He has also been a long running character on the TV show “Blackish”
And he's the new old spice guy. Dude is making moves.
“Where tf is your stache at nigga” 😂😂😂
I’ve been watching him since the first amendment by Martin Laurence and I can never find the full episodes with him
And he still does this lol
classic ComicView days
Those pants remind me of SpongeBob when he had on those squeaky fisherman boots.
😂😂😂😂
Nah chill😂
@@dustinvq37 you know they out here twinning 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
LOLOL
“Keep eating it, let me see if it’s still delicious”
😭😭😭
Camera man pinpoints all the obese people during the obese jokes lmaooo
UPLIFT JAI man I laughed harder but also felt bad at the same time lol
@@Djzen312 same here. They would likely sue for fat shaming in California. I feel bad for them but I laughed as well.
in the control room "aaaay find the fat people see if they mad"
It’s like that gay townhall key and peele sketch.
Camera man knows what's up
Most straight forward weight loss advice I’ve ever heard. Thanks! 😂
Lol that's what I thought too 😭😂
I wish I could play that during a craving
Alexandria Peeples well the video is right here lol. Download it to your phone and presto 😂
I swear! #TakingHeed
Ikr
He ain’t lying about the not knowing current “celebrities”. 😂😂
That Adam and Eve navels one is DEEP
its only an artists' perception that was/is wrong.
Hilarious... The entire story doesn't make a lick of sense
@Moe Moe Oh boy
That's a centuries old question. I'm surprised at any grown adult that has not ran into that concept.
Moe Moe eve had two sons and the bible says they both married to who thou?
3:25-4:40 helped to change my life for the better. Seriously. Thanks Deon!
Mine too
That was done good ass advice fr
Yess no lie
Comedians are always very intelligent with the added ability to find humor in almost anything. But he is the deepest I've heard lol
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You right
You know a comedian is getting money when they start wearing leather
Nice pants but mighty long A need to hem them up
Lol
🤣
Omfg You deserve a mill likes truest ish 4L
Haha facts
I have a question of my own... What are those pants??
Pants by mc hammer
His pants look like his lunch went to pack HIM for the big day!
😂😂😂😂
Google "1995" and you will find the answer to your question
Groovy af I think you’ll find.
Never heard of you until today Deon Cole, but you are hilarious. Thank you for brightening my day sir.
“Stop eating that shit. You already know how it tastes.” My new diet motto 😂
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This is one of the funniest sets in stand up
"I'm going to keep eating these overwhelmed chickens"🤣
Damn...he does🤣🤣 LMFAO!!
I’m sitting here facing some Oreos while he’s saying “don’t eat that shi” 😂😭
Live keto. Make em yoself
Friendly agreed.
U know what it taste like!
Don't eat that shit!
Damn! I've been obsessed with mint oreos...
“that’s my man - yeah, he’s hilarious” 🤣
He is the type of black guy to write for conan and give him all the "safe" black jokes lol
God bless you sis, peace and one love Queen ✌❤👑🛐
didn't he work for conan though?
Nasser Daif he did work for conan
Conan gave him a show but tbs cancelled it
I might need security Damn you are pretty
@@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon talk to em bruh
"GETS SMALL ONCE IN YOUR LIFE TIME.. SEE HOW IT FEELS" LMAO🤣😂
Just c how it fells... just once... 😂😂😂😂 u know how it tastes...
@@moisesjoaquimjeyamby6945 😂😂😂
Thin people should also get fat just to see how it feels
@@quickcash1941 we see how miserable fat people are...no need to get fat.
Very underrated stand up comedian. Hilarious.
Deaon’s dressed like a 90s R&B group 😭😂genuwine jagged edge 112 lookin ass😂💯
You're right, lol.. but, he's pullin it off. 😏
Lmaooo this is so fucking funny especially after the 112 vs jagged edge battle 😂😂
K Marie he definitely does love
He looks good😍
Definitely a throwback to Eddie Murphy
Why are there no B batteries, but they tripled up on the A’s?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
J. Brown I’m tryna double up my love on you girl . Hey 😍
Black Batteries work sometime.lol😂😂
There are B batteries, and also A and F. Check the Wikipedia article for "List of battery sizes"
I’ve seen this joke before. At least the start of it.
@@felixcorral7267 same
This dude had me almost choke in my food.😂😂😂
If they ever do a remake to the last dragon. Deon Cole as sho nuff.
Troy Manster 😂
You know I can see that and I think he'll do very well
Truth
Gotta be Busta
That's literally his Halloween costume this year!!
2:07 That is the absolute truth. I been saying it, but no one listened to me. LOL.
melvina628 bruh i watch too many criminal minds i be thinkin the same thing 😂👏🏽
4:11 - the camera man really had the audacity to point the camera at a big couple 💀
If the shoe fits....being overly sensitive when you know you're guilty of being gluttonous, lazy, and a poor steward of a life🤷🏾♂️
“They probably will work sometimes”
😂😂😂
Most underrated joke. Too bad the country is so fucking lame and PC to laugh at true genius because this guy is on Eddie Murphy RAW level of comedy and people don't understand or they're scared to understand it.
@@adrianboight4222 LOL how can a stereotype be "fair"? Plenty of black men work hard. Plenty of black women don't work hard. The same goes for whites, asians, etc. It's just a joke.
@@Rockscissorspaper Nope. Trust me homie the same does not go for Asians or you would be in the same position as them.
@@AkshayKumar-ue1fp Huh? Not sure what point you think you're making lol. What position are "they" in, in your mind? And you think "they" ALL are in that position?
@@Rockscissorspaper Top socio economic position in America. 'ALL' need not be, educated people work with numbers and percentages and those reflect that.. Uneducated work with guns.
"Who cut their umbilical cords?"
@Sono Luminescence 1. I'm a Christian.
2. I know when to laugh because I understand somethings are just comedy (and I strongly believe that just the fact that we have comedians means God has a sense of humor, we were after all created in His image and likeness.
3. Chill out.
4. Adam and Eve had 3 sons... Go back to Genesis for some light reading. The 3rd son's name was Seth.
5. If you're using the Christian Bible(which after reading your comment, I highly doubt) then you should KNOW Adam and Eve are the first created, Cain married his sister. And so did Seth because yes, they were the first family.
6. Nowhere in the Bible is the skin of Adam and Eve mentioned to be black. (Again, if you're using the Christian Bible, give me the scripture that says they're black.)
7. Again, chill out. It's just comedy. This discussion had no reason to be had here but I'm just incapable of reading things like your initial comment and being mute.
Have a good day. I'll be expecting your scriptural rebuttal if you have any. Ciao!
magdalene adjei 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
magdalene adjei tell em sis *🗣* !!!!!
Makes you think🤣🤣🤣
@Sono Luminescence How about this, it was a joke and remember the bible has great information and guidance but man wrote the bible. Obviously there are things missing so things so are left up to speculation. There is also another story that Lilith was Adam's first wife. So lighten up a little because in end none of us were there to confirm the exact order of our existence. Remember the bible was revised several times and some things were left out. As you read the bible it literally jumps around. History channel did documentary on this and pages were missing or deliberately left out. One thing is for sure God is our creator and Jesus Christ is our savior. And that is all we need to know.
This is a masterclass on how the silence and body language sells the show just as much as material does. This is a great bit!
He should have said that black battery is for the police.
damn 😁
*applauds*
I really didn't want to like. Really didn't. But ended up tipping my hat instead.
That's a good one Lol!
Always a couch critic
MC hammer Beats don’t need a warranty. They are too legit to quit
Nice
Well done! Can't touch this comment!
Whomp, whom, whommmm...
🤷🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤣😂
And I heard they are indestructible. Even a hammer don't hurt em' 😂😂😂😂
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
When he said I'ma keep eating those overwhelmed chickens 😂😂😂👏🏾
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Took a cow and a half to make those baggy leather pants
a cow and a calf
@@NARKISDUDE hahaaaaaaaaaa
But the claustrophobic type, none of that feel good happy cattle
😂🤣
It was recycled from a used Mercedes - easier when one Benz.
“It’s delicious, it’s gone be delicious.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't remember the last time I restarted a TH-cam video... My life is an endless river of TH-cam videos. This is such good comedy I had to start it back from the top and share with my best of friends so these niggas can feel how I do.
So glad Deon Coles standup career took off after Conan. He was always one of the best writers and performers on that show.
January Jones is my favorite Conan sketch ever.
He was on BET Comicview waaayyyy back in ‘98. I used to watch it while I ironed clothes in high school, bc I guess I was that guy. Anyway, he did the jokes on notes thing back then; still funny. Nice to see folks out here grindin
"With all your chitlin ways..."
I discovered Deon Cole on Conan .. the skit where they get soul food .. it’s the best!
I love that he does comedy without swearing so much😂
Swears are funny
Wack
I havent heard anyone use the word "swear" since i was 10 years old.
@@DESIGNS-vo1mt did u just turn 11 when u wrote that?
@@jakeboynton yep!
His chicken joke is so good. Little do people know, he's really saying, don't eat the stressed out, anxiety chickens. xD
Elann Suvat no he's not. You been eating non ranged chicken for how long and you are still alive.
@@d0cn0tes Well that's how little open minded you are to the health problems in the world. I may be alive, but I have an autoimmune condition. It's not fun living with it. May as well not be alive. But who cares about logic, right? Look at the science and data. I stopped eating food products with antiobiotics, pesticides, for the past 2 years.
You should watch supersize me 2
Elann Suvat I hate when ppl try to get uppity about they eat “organic” and “free ranged”. I sit there and laugh to myself, I grew up on the farm, we were doing that before it was a thing. Your so called organic is just the cows and chickens going thru the corn and garden patch and 💩. And most of the time, chickens on a regular farm are free ranged.
just think of it this way....
all our ancestors in the 1700s ate free range chickens....
all our great grandparents ate free range chickens....
all the great presidents and famous peoples and athletes in the 1800s ate free range chicken
*they all dead*
Overwhelmed chickens is always what gets me dying .
First comedian I've seen in years that I actually like !!! This guy is amazing😂 love to see him live, he should be booked everywhere!!
"Let me see if it's still delicious"🤣🤣🤣
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Idk why but the "Beats by Soulja Boy" line killed me 😂
😂😂😂
"What he do in Batman?" Hahaha!
If you say this guy's name out loud, it sounds like "The Uncle" in a Jamaican accent.
Edit: Holy shit 420 likes? Thanks guys that's the most I've ever gotten
Edit 2: Dayum...
Jamie K. L. I love you
omg youre right
Lol
😂😂😂 Man you were smoking that good shit wasn't you? Got everybody out here saying his name out loud to see if you were right. LoL
RIGHT NEER DA BEECH.. BOYEEEE!
Genius. How have i never seen this?
*@ **3:33** "obese people.. get small once in your lifetime, don't be big your whole entire life. Stop eating that shyt. You know how it taste. It's delicious. And it's gonna be delicious. Now you stop eating that shyt."*
Lol he used to be obese
Legend of a Reverse Cowgirl lol fr he should have stated that
@@Woody2Times No he shouldn't.
TREMENDOUS! Well if he stated that then maybe they would take less offense (not that he would care cause comedians always offend) but I’m just saying if you give someone advice and you mention hey “I’ve been in your shoes before” they’re more likely to listen and take your advice rather than just laugh it off and continue being fat. However it’s your opinion you can feel as you please.
Mr. Johnson Breh it’s a joke. You’re doing too much lol
His pants are made out of cadillac seat leather
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣👌🏽
Fine Corinthian leather
😂😂😂😂
RahXhephan Dam Not Cadillac Seat Leather 😆😆😂😂
This dude's brilliant. Watch the Old Spice Therapy commercial when he says "That's what it does." It cracks me up every time.
Deon Cole is the type of guy to bring you flowers even though you're allergic- to show your friends and family he really loves you. ❤❤❤
Cristian Bale
Who ?
Christian Bale He was in Batman
What did he do in Batman ?
Bitch He was Batman.
Now wait for it
Yo Deon which Batman ?
Lol
I'm fasting to lose weight right now. You ain't gonna make money off my figure flaws!
"Oh that's my man, he cracks me up. He's hilarious"
"No he's not bitch"
Don't know how I found this glad I did, he is hilarious!
Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?
‘It’s delicious and it’s going to stay delicious.’
Funniest shit I've heard in a while. You just turned my day around even more dawg. " I'll rather eat them stressed out chickens.. Anxiety chickens " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He gave us the greatest concept to lose weight!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What did he do in Batman?" Omg my stomach😭😭😂😂😂The hardest I've laughed all day
Deon Cole looks like shonuff from the last dragon. 😂😂 Great classic back in the 80s
Damn he do lmao🤣🤣🤣
Who's the master?
Who's the master!
Nathan136 #FACTS
It's Dem~Eyebrows!!😂 He jus need that lil ponytail in the middle.. Ha! 😂
Who cut their embilical cords? 😂 😂....dying here.
He's great. It makes me wonder just how many other comedy writers are out there we don't know exist.
I'm glad we don't know they exist if they are as dull as this guy
He looks like one or the members from blackstreet lol!! No diggidy no doubt
Whoa
@@sograteful4239 Woah!*
Shawty get dooown, good lord:)
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Preach
@ 4:37 I had to take a double look because I thought I saw some grown ass men still dressing like twins lol
:Hand me the bbatteries.
:Which size?
:b batteries.....
:Oh...thought you had a stutter.
🤣🤣🤣😭😭
The Demetri Martin joke?
That's a demitri Martin joke..
Joe Felix That’s the point. This guys joke are just slightly adjusted material of other people’s jokes. I could say the same with the black batteries work sometimes joke.
Fucking thank GOD! I was going crazy trying to figure out where I had heard the B battery joke.
Disappointed in Deon here...
He look like Charlie Murphy mixed with Marlon Wayans 😂🤣
Deon COLES is funny as hell
Hello Christine, I have seen a quite handful of your comment on my post uploaded on my official page, so I decided to create this private page to appreciate those people whose comments and good wishes encourages me and I hope to bring y’all more. thanks a lot, I feel so honored and blessed to have an amazing fan like you. How long have you been a fan?
Hello what’s up I listen to old school music and I have pictures of older Chevy Impalas like 2009 Chevy impalas and 2007 Chevy impalas and I think your funny and hilarious
I listen to JA rule and Nelly Jaheim
Those pants had me checking the upload date of this video.
1991
pure comedy at its finest, the logic to think twice about shit is indeed pure humor
Please be sure if any logic or thinking shows up, otherwise this monologue was just old, re-hashed and disjointed material
Outstanding material delivered with excellence 👏.
Why i thought dude was lionel richie for a minute🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Luis Gio Davila haha!! He DOES look like Lionel!
🙄 Not!...lol
For a brief second. I did too. Haha
I did too 😀👍
🤣🤣🤣 i couldn’t even laugh the first couple of minutes cause i was trying to figure it out haha but the mans hilarious
Man i would pay ANY thing to smoke with deon cole!
@@iwanttobefamousbutimlazy3793 Well, we can't be the only ones who thought this thought. 🤣🤣🤣
I'm sure your lungs would love it
Deon cole has really funny eye looks when he tells jokes he’s funny as hell and he is a funny man
“That’s my man line” had me rolling😂😂😂
I got small once before. It was great. had alot of fun and increased my confidence.
@@dakarbrown5474 😂😂😂😂
@@dakarbrown5474 what?...lol
Dakar Brown sounds like some shit a fat bitch would say
@@dakarbrown5474 I believe it. Seen it happen
4:00 that's some hilarious and also great willpower advice right there
😭😭 he's so damn funny. One of my favorites.
I love Deon. His stand up is great and he always plays crazy characters on TV.
..not th "Shitlin ways" 🤣😆😭😭🤣😆😆
His pants are making me feel hot .they look so thick how is he not sweating .
For real tho
😂😂😂
This comment makes me think of Ross on Friends when he started sweating on his leather pants and they got stuck 😂😂😂
lmaooo
His legs might be 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg he had me hollering and he is fine. Love watching him on Black-ish but never watched his stand-up comedy.
Go get that D girl 🤣🤣
@@isaacmarley2439 ▶😂😂
I know right. He is fine honey and funny on Black-ish. Love him
@@PrettyToez07 girl yes lawd he is one fine piece of chocolate