What It Means to Manage Your Blackness - Deon Cole
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2018
- In Cole Blooded Seminar, Deon Cole praises thick women and explains the art of managing one’s blackness. (Contains strong language.)
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"You ever tried to spread cold peanut butter? You'll tear yo bread up" 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Lookin like some cold peanut butter yourself
That freezer peanut butter! 🙌🏾🙌🏾
Easiest way to say you’re fat and he likes it
@@TheEransburg that shit will break your knife LoL I got that LoL
He looks like a 90s R&B singer
So true 😂😂😂
It's those pleather pants hahaha
frfr hahaha
Lol!! I thought the same thing
Yeah genuine
Dude got on one of Ginuwine’s old outfits. Funny as hell tho “it behoves me” 😂😂
Haha holy shit he does
TheMrhitman94 lmao
Ihy 😭😭😭😭
TheMrhitman94 I was thinking "what the 90s pants is going on?"
That outfit probably cost more than your monthly salary tho LOL
Did he say "like a concern thick" lmao
He never broke that down either.
"Concerned thick"; as in, so thick your concerned about her health
He stopped....the audience of women got quiet...went from compliment to pissed😡
W
Atl chicks
That managing your blackness part is so true..
Yes.... smh. 😤
Mm hm. As soon as my white roommate goes to his room I crank that shit all the way up.
William Jr Pfann what's acting white? Seriously
@William Jr Pfann Basically stereotypically black whether it's true or just how some people see black people. Let's be honest some stereotypes are true for a lot of us, lol.
It's comedy
I love him. Those office scenes in Blackish MAKES the show lol
Agreed, he's so strange. I love him.
I stopped watching it during season 3/4 (forgot which one). But he was my favourite character along with Diane; their interactions were brilliant lol.
Khadijah Shepherd that scene where he talks about planting cocaine in that Spanish chicks desk had me super dead
@@Yawdan Yassss those scenes are brilliant!
@@Martin-or4gt I got to find that lol
That moment when you realize that managing your Blackness is a skill😂💯
Right lol
With great power ..comes great responsibility 😂😂 " spider man's uncle's " .
@@welliminitnowso 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Yup... didn't know we all do it...
Unfortunately some don’t understand the assignment 😂
Dude looks like he just stepped out of the Jodeci 'Cry For You' video.
Deon Cole is blessed Brother!
Thats what i thought i loved that clip... in the desert wearing that stuff singing their hearts out
hilarious
@@shenglongisback4688 😭😭😭😭
"Black people can't be black all day long. Society don't play that!" That shit had me crying!😂
Them boots is connected to them pants i know it
Charles Mack II that's what I'm sitting here trying to figure out 😂😂😂😂
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHA he look like he wearing the bottom half of a Hazmat suit!
He called that chick some freezer peanut butter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and po room temp peanut butter, she was not expecting it 😂
I work at a call center and i have to manage my blackness all the time. Certain customers I have to turn it on to get them to talk like they got some sense. Once I put that base back in my voice the whole convo changes.
hilarious
Reminds me of Sorry to Bother You. Lol
I worked those too when I was younger literally left the industry bcuz I wasn't going to strain my voice once I got in my 20's my female manager couldn't take the power of the bass in my voice. Tryna tame me...Bish Grown ASS man can't help how my voice make you feel! Hope you moved past that BS bruh I feel this comment to da tenth power
I got a deep ass voice and worked at McDonald's for a while. For the first month or two I was told multiple times a day that I sound rude and should talk "nicer" ie in a higher pitch. When we had shitty customers I would just start talking normally and the whole room just changed.
Code switching
"I don't KNOW where your hat box is!" Bwahahahaha!
Princella Smith you fine as hell
I died laughing at that 🤣🤣🤣
Pfffffahaha
Haha
"That is not the real James"
This is GODs honest TRUTH!!
Terrence Dooley the real James is Semaj at home
Thicker than cold peanut butter
I sho wanna use it yet I don't want him comin after me. #ColdPeanutButter
And that will break your knife!
"Uh yes, it behooves me to er..." LMAO
i immediately identified with this. i also use that word hahahaaha!
😂😂😂😂
I lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think about peanut butter differently now
🤣🤣🤣
it is never too late to see things the right way ;)
"Sit down before you fall." Flashback to my CNA days lol
“As soon as they closed the door, I took all my shit off and pulled my sodoku book out” lol
I can't believe he said "it'll tear your bread up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
On point! That Black dude you work with, that ain't how he act!
😂🤣😂
"Cold peanut butter... imma let that marinate"🤣⌚🥜
I like that people are laughing and having fun. Also, he's dressed cool.
his dressing like black panther with a enrique eglisias shirt
Are you a robot?
what is those pants called?
@@rzwitdauncut pleather
Who tf wanna dress like that lmao
I actually went to that special live.... he’s halarious !!!
Its hilarious😫
Nigga lame af
Kyle Ferguson just discovered him!
He kind of looks like black Jeff Goldblum here.
haha yeah...and also the mannerism. Telling a joke and letting it simmer for a little bit befor he continues
No. Just no.
He always looks like that lmao
Yesssss! Me like!
Cannot UNSEE
I love deon stand up
I remember when he used to do jokes and had a notepad that he would cross shit off if it bombed and be like yea and check it if they laughed
Those was the days
"Where we going? To Heaven?!?!" 😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T!!! DAMMIT I AM WEAK!!!
I died when he said that 😂😂
@@navi3430 funny until you’re that age, or close to it. Then maybe not so much
That black dude you work with, that ain’t how he really act. 😂
'That is Not the real James'!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
the funny part is he reversed it on himself. the sudoku was when he was alone ...
Paul Jones we talk too much
Jeff Goldblum + Denzel Washington
Life finds a way, *my* nigga
Lol.. yall stupid😂😂
Ron Barnes and Redman
😂
If they ever redid Last Dragon, he could play as Sho Nuff
I totally stole that "cold peanut butter" line and use it with my friends 😂😂😂😂😂
Im Guilty Too 😂 Used This As A Pick Up Line. It Get Them Smiling
Deon has gotten exponentially better over the years. I used to think his material was hit or miss (mostly miss and hitting every 3rd or 4th bit). But now? His delivery is tighter, his pacing is dynamic, and the relatability of his content is that much better.
I agree
Lol I will watch Deon Cole's stand up anytime I can !!
Idc what anyone says black comedians are the funniest
@Jeff B Just so you know you shouldn't say blacks. Say black people and instead of saying "I dated a black" say I dated a black woman. It's incorrect to say blacks instead of black person. It is I guess dehumanizing is the best way to put it.
Thats a fact
@@danaflamenco how is it dehumanizing? You doing too much b
nassim zway as much as I hate to say it I agree when I think ab it 😂😂
nassim zway if anyone under this post could find me an actual BLACK person Lmk because I haven’t seen one yet
Therefore the term black person or whatever is dehumanizing PERIOD
This man is so underrated!
He had to help the whole plane out 😂😂😂
Looove this man...
He makes me laugh everytime I watch his shows.
Deon Cole you are amazing...😊
Hes good looking man
He's more than good looking, he's fine af imo.
You two made me rethink him... hmmmm... yes, handsome!
@Meggeneh You besta, cause you know we are correct! ; )
@@augusts1I agree... always has been!!
Which part
didn't expect Deon to do stand up on Du Bois' concept of double consciousness
flittler Key and peele have done it before
flittler “Joke number 1”. Lol
It's a staple of virtually every black comedian. Funny cuz its true
Quite relatable. Yet I digress.
Aka
I feel ya. But Ima be quiet.
Gotta love the art of translation.
I'm out ✌🏼
Nice you know your stuff
I get blacker around my black friends 😂
People better stop sleeping on Deon Cole , he funny as hell
Comments on his baggy leathers got me laughing. R,Kelly, Ginuwine, Dru Hill and MC Hammer please stand up! Even picture Heavy D with some swag like that...but Deon is senior enough to OWN it, so fair play to the man.
Deon Cole is the future of comedy I was literally crying I was laughing so hard watching his Netflix special I thought I was going to die for real I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe 😂😭😂
Same fam!!!
Deon Cole is so funny. I can't wait to see another live stand up of his
When he said he thought his plane was going to heaven because of the old people I had to pause the video just so I could catch my breath to drink my beer! Dude is too funny.
He is! Hat Box! who the hell carrys a hat box!!!
No idea why but the hatbox part got me. 😂🤣
I thought I was the only one who manages my blackness
Think about how many of our family and friends change the voice when they get on a customer service call, when we get in an area, etc. it’s an unspoken rule
He's so right. I code switch so much I don't even realize I'm doing it at work.
Clever and great delivery. I love this!
Deon Cole always funny and good for a laugh no doubt.
This is so funny because it's true!! First time most kids experience managing your blackness is with your Mom.
Like if the school call.
My black Mom:
Heller, this is Constance's Mother, who's speaking? Oh, yes Ms. Robinson, how can I help you? Oh no, she didn't tell me she had a progress report. That's odd, I see her doing her homework every night. Oh my! I will assure you that I will have a conversation my daughter and I wholeheartedly apologize for her unacceptable behavior.
My black black Mom at home:
Connie get cho ass in here!! I done told you about actin' a fool up at that school!! Think Im playin!! But, but, but Mom my ass!! Where👏🏿 in👏🏿 thee entire👏🏿 hell is that progress report??
Two totally different people. Managing your blackness.
It's not often I actually laugh out loud when watching a TH-cam comic video, but Deon's sets are pretty funny. Bill Burr is another one
"That's some freezer peanut butter right there. That gonna break your knife" 😂
Managing your blackness😂
Much love from the Netherlands.
Are you the only black person in the country?
@@cyclonus01 the Dutch (the Netherlands) had slaves in South America, the Caribbeans and we all know what they did in South Africa. So no, we are many and here to stay✊🏿
You should come to Amsterdam.
@justha vingfun hoe gaat het?
@@bornagainchristian3742 ....I would come to Amsterdam just for you!
@@eternalyfeful if you are comming 2 Amsterdam you will not see me. But you are welcome in Rotterdam 😂
He is so right about managing blackness lol
"that sh*** will break your knife..." 😂😂😂😂
"that shit will break your knife" Genius 😂😂
i’ve been “thick” my whole life. in kindergarten i had 2 guys ask me why my legs were so big cause they weren’t the skinny little twigs all the other girls had. honestly that made me really self conscious about my legs until like 8th grade when everyone started saying thicc thighs save lives lmao.
Lmao it’s so funny how people change with the times 😂
were you fat or just thick
You had questions like that in kindergarten!?
Jesus take the wheel already.
Im not even black but the airplane part had me rolling because one of my black friends actually did that one time
"Where we going? To heaven?"
I'm going to heaven rn thanks to you my man! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Thicker than cold peanut butter!” He’s a great comedian. Remember he used to write jokes on the stage and test a few?
That was awesome, brotha putting it down is always a beautiful sight especially when done right🙏🏿👊🏾💯👍🏿
Pretty accurate
"That is not the real James!" 🤣
0:14 - 0:20 We youngins call it *乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚*
@@nie2915 *cracks knuckles* no u
Never know what you gonna get not a font fam it’s a completely different language
@Never know what you gonna get at least on Android you can add languages to your keyboard and ֆшւէçh
wow dude u really used those letters to their fullest dont you???
...so creative
Oh my goodness he is funny I need to find this whole show.
damn this is gold. 'gimme another slice!' is prob the sneakiest lil dirty punch line
He fine as hell and clean, even in-person. 🤗
LOL he used my name "that is not the real James" lmaoo
He is my favorite character on blackish, love this guy! 😂😂
Very underrated dude had me dead all show
You are a blast, Sir!! Fantastic. Love seeing new talent in comedy!
So true, we choose
What’s up with all these illegitimate children of Ralph Lauren, Vera Wang, and Versace in the comment section...Post a pic of what the phuck you have on...Don’t go change!😂😂
Right
You want of picture of me in my pyjamas? 😳
brilliant set. I definitely manage my blackness on my job. They couldn't take the real me.
A natural talent. It's in the eyes. You can't fake instinctive humor.
Appreciate the size of the leather pants..90s style..no skinny!...much props bro!!..
I sort of did that my last flight. I make sure that everyone knew my mom was old and I was there to help her. All kinds of Mommas, Ma'ams. Getting her things. Did you take your medicine? Checking on her. NO ONE sat next to us. HEHEHEEHEHHE
The way he countin Dean Cole never played sudoku.
Lol
I love Deon so much!! Loved him in Blackish and love all his stand ups... He does kinda look like a 90's R&B singer..... ie Ginuwine 😁😁😎
Great writing. Awesome set.
LOL I was just finding myself doing this yesterday!
Im in tears🤣😂🤣😂❤🖤💚💛
@ 1:31
the girls: lookin at Deon
the guys: throwin out their damn necks to see that fine thicc girl
Meanwhile, look at you... 😍😉
@@soundsoftranquility2300 I like your playlist
@@Ravenkiko Which one?
Ravenkiko 😂
Metaphor game and writing is off the chain for these bits. The language is incredible.
Everyone should watch the green room with paul provenza episode with russell peters and bill burr and russell talks about doing indian bits and hong kong accents. Maybe youll get the joke instead of bitching about "white people like this black people like this jokes".
Basically russell peters talks about how he relates everything to "his people" (indian) and tells a story about his cheap dad but really its a way of bonding because everyone should be realizing they do the same thing too.
Deon is right, in that everybody wears different hats throughout the different events and situations their life throws at them. And the "wtf do you need a hat box for?" bit precluding that bit about managing his blackness was foreshadowing. Same with the cold peanut butter bit, youre taking a fine woman out and maybe you want to spend it all to impress her; talking his personal taste which is assumed to be shared by a crowd that cheered about it. You try to spread cold peanut butter, (impress this chick and sleep with her) you gonna fuck your bread (money) all up. Frozen peanut butter breaks your knife, so thick she'll break you. Idk, probably looking into the bit too much, but combined with delivery and crowdwork this is some good comedy. Pacing is good, punchlines work if you actually get them. Not the "smartest" comedy, but smart about the presentation and that is what being an entertainer is all about.
Probably leave the comments if you just have dumb or rude shit to say. 😚
What a beautiful chocolate man 😘
Yes
Yes ma'am
Sho you right 🤗🙃💪
Yes. He is definitely sexy sexual chocolate. 😍😍
Combination of Michael B. Jordan and Denzel.
Facts!😂😂
Why oh why did that have to end ! Was killing it
🤣😂🤣😂 hilarious most comedians don’t have me laughing with every line. But this here !!
One of my favorite comedians out now😂. He rocking them Leather Astronaut pants...lol
COLD PEANUT BUDDA!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😃😃😃😃😃
I'll have some please
Love stnad up amd never come accross this guy... Massively underrated. Needs to get a special.
Freezer peanut butter had me hollering. This dude cracks me tf up 😂😂😂😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
Why does he look younger!
Jessica Durant it’s the pants
Nympth Johnson 😂
This was from an old special.
?
I think he went vegan!
Did he just say thick as cold peanut butter👀🙌😂
Cold peanut 🥜 butter😂😂😂😂
Minute four in and iam cracking up hahaha. love it XD
Hilarious till the finish!
lmao hilarious
I love Deon Cole💯👍❤... huge fan
I love the camera operators for comedy specials, always finding the type of person the joke is about.
"You know Asian people..." cut to Asian guy in audience
Deon "thick women"