The best part of this,is that those children still gave more coherent answers to the serious questions they were being asked,than Donald Trump has ever answered a question with lol
1:08 “The president’s health is excellent because his overall health is excellent” is like when you add extra words to your essay to make the word limit.
It's also an excellent way to evade any actual health issues: As long as you would say that his OVERALL health is excellent, any other health issues are null and void.
Fun fact: Boris Epshteyn has faced legal problems since this video was made, including his recent indictment for election interference in AZ. I could go on about everything John touched on during this episode but the list would be so long that no one would read it.
Like I’m not saying you can’t put potatoes on literally anything. You can. But if your answer is Putting flaming hot Cheetos on a dish. Oh have done fucked up now. Now. You have fucked up. Fucked up now you have done. That’s not remotely the best way to add Spivey to a dish. I’ve been obsessively Tuzying cooking lately to get over a phobia and this makes my blood boil.
People talk a lot of shit about Ronnie Jackson, but he was an admiral and he’s a doctor, and that has to suggest some level of high intelligence, I get what he’s done is an absolute train wreck and he’s a terrible congressman, but come on
Most children aren't even self aware before the age of 4. Meaning their whole world is everything they think. Everything they see, think, feel or experience is what everybody else sees, thinks, feels and experiences. Being talked to is like being fed. It's just a thing that happens. Like the wind blowing. They like their balloons, they don't like their veggies, and look at you like you're the weird one when you say "I like your balloon too." They don't even know that you have your own thoughts and feelings. They just think: "Of course you like my balloon. *I like my balloon.* Why are you telling me something I already know? Wait she asked if I'm excited. Is there something to be excited about? How exciting!" 27:25 My point exactly. "How did I become a judge? I am a judge." Most of their answers are still things they just saw happen, and repeat themselves. The other girl got excited because she was asked if she was excited. She knows that the correct response to give is "yes I'm excited!" This girl has heard the question "how long have you been a .." and knows "14 years" is the answer. She doesn't know what that means. The fact that you're laughing now means "we're all having fun!" It's also why they reflect your mood. If you cry, they cry, because apparently there's something to be sad about, they don't want to be sad, being sad is not fun. So now they're sad. Or they've seen someone else be sad for the first time and stare at the sad person. This is why it's impossible to teach them anything. They don't even know you're trying to teach them something. It's all just a bunch of new words, some of which are interesting and they repeat them. The rest is already forgotten, or starting to get boring because "I like my balloon. Where balloon?"
I want an full 8 seasons of Tot Bench and I want it yesterday
It took me until "Will anyone share their snacks with me?" to realize that was Archer.
@@dougallen9689H. Jon Benjamin lol
The best part of this,is that those children still gave more coherent answers to the serious questions they were being asked,than Donald Trump has ever answered a question with lol
Ain't that the truth😅.
1:08 “The president’s health is excellent because his overall health is excellent” is like when you add extra words to your essay to make the word limit.
It's also an excellent way to evade any actual health issues: As long as you would say that his OVERALL health is excellent, any other health issues are null and void.
I would watch the crap out of Tot Bench. So much better than any of the other court shows on tv
Back when my son was about that old his favourite colour was cake. To be more specific, layered cake. I can't say he was wrong.
Your son was a cultural revolutionary,in my eyes. My answer to favourite colour will now also be layered cake.
A bananas yellow 😂
Hard Fact 😂 My boy deals in Absolutes
I love how proud he was of the answer.
Woof Woofy is honestly a fun name for a dog lmao.
I would watch every episode of TOT BENCH😂
Jon Benjamin is so good in these skits.
His "what the fuck is this?" genuinely made me laugh out loud
26:08 Me walking into work and having to deal with the folks at work every day:
The fact that Bob Belcher/Sterling Archer was yelling at kids made me happy, considering that what I feel they would both do or have done
All i can see HJB as is Bob Belcher and this scenario is perfect for him
How did we forget 'covfefe'?
Judge Riley needs her own show! 😂
Pizza equals Italy
All that food looked revolting
Did anyone else immediately Google “Mr. Peanut domestic abuse”?
that clinton jokes slaps
Free Egypt 💚🇪🇬
Ooof! That Johnny Depp ref aged like milk 🤣
Thanks for the laughs sir
Whenever you said "el Sisi," I kept thinking LCC for some reason.
Fun fact: Boris Epshteyn has faced legal problems since this video was made, including his recent indictment for election interference in AZ. I could go on about everything John touched on during this episode but the list would be so long that no one would read it.
Interesting how the Johnny Depp part didn’t age well with the amber trial
I love how people, even today, talk bad about immigration while forgetting our history.
The insane clown posse comment was peak lol
❤️ John
“First botched nose job.”
* Looks at colonizers who broke it *
Like I’m not saying you can’t put potatoes on literally anything. You can. But if your answer is
Putting flaming hot Cheetos on a dish. Oh have done fucked up now. Now. You have fucked up. Fucked up now you have done.
That’s not remotely the best way to add Spivey to a dish. I’ve been obsessively Tuzying cooking lately to get over a phobia and this makes my blood boil.
…Is it bad that most of the foods in this episode’s “And Now” segment sounded genuinely appetizing to me? 😅
Say what you will about all that food but that chicken sandwich with flaming hot Cheetos looked awesome
It looked disgusting 😢
People talk a lot of shit about Ronnie Jackson, but he was an admiral and he’s a doctor, and that has to suggest some level of high intelligence, I get what he’s done is an absolute train wreck and he’s a terrible congressman, but come on
Whoop whoop dwtc
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that johnny depp joke did not age well.
First!
Most children aren't even self aware before the age of 4. Meaning their whole world is everything they think. Everything they see, think, feel or experience is what everybody else sees, thinks, feels and experiences. Being talked to is like being fed. It's just a thing that happens. Like the wind blowing. They like their balloons, they don't like their veggies, and look at you like you're the weird one when you say "I like your balloon too." They don't even know that you have your own thoughts and feelings. They just think: "Of course you like my balloon. *I like my balloon.* Why are you telling me something I already know? Wait she asked if I'm excited. Is there something to be excited about? How exciting!"
27:25 My point exactly. "How did I become a judge? I am a judge." Most of their answers are still things they just saw happen, and repeat themselves. The other girl got excited because she was asked if she was excited. She knows that the correct response to give is "yes I'm excited!" This girl has heard the question "how long have you been a .." and knows "14 years" is the answer. She doesn't know what that means. The fact that you're laughing now means "we're all having fun!" It's also why they reflect your mood. If you cry, they cry, because apparently there's something to be sad about, they don't want to be sad, being sad is not fun. So now they're sad. Or they've seen someone else be sad for the first time and stare at the sad person.
This is why it's impossible to teach them anything. They don't even know you're trying to teach them something. It's all just a bunch of new words, some of which are interesting and they repeat them. The rest is already forgotten, or starting to get boring because "I like my balloon. Where balloon?"
14:36 RIP