S3 E12: 911, Trump & Queen Elizabeth: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

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  • Season 3, Episode 12. May 15th, 2016. John Oliver explains why 911 dispatch centers are in crisis, Trump meets with Paul Ryan to unite the Republican party, and Queen Elizabeth is caught criticizing a Chinese delegation to the UK.
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  • @OtakuJuanma2
    @OtakuJuanma2 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    Gotta love that "Miller" has the exact same speech pattern we are so familiar from Trump. To us in 2024 it's SO OBVIOUS!

  • @stephaniehendricks3537
    @stephaniehendricks3537 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    This subject needs a part 2.

  • @Enjoyurble
    @Enjoyurble 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    911, Trump & Queen Elizabeth?
    What are three things I would prefer to forget about, John.

  • @presentlycrescent
    @presentlycrescent 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I work at an alarm monitoring center and the amount of times I have called local emergency services around the country and put on hold, or have had the operator struggle to understand the address I was giving, is TERRIFYING

    • @dirtyfrench2926
      @dirtyfrench2926 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I did the same thing years ago. The frightening thing to me was how frequently police departments non emergency dispatch numbers that these alarm monitoring companies use are disconnected.

  • @dondoodat
    @dondoodat 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    "John Miller ? This is the first I've heard of this and he doesn't sound anything like me."
    So, not the first you've heard of it if you've already heard it.

  • @revinaque1342
    @revinaque1342 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    Was Barack Obama still President when this first aired? Dang, those we simpler times

  • @artoriapendragon3234
    @artoriapendragon3234 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Remember when Paul Lepage was the Donald Trump of our government? What a world.

  • @donaldwhittaker7987
    @donaldwhittaker7987 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I haven't heard this in years and I'm in stitches

  • @komninosm
    @komninosm 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    We got a surveillance state...
    But not for you!
    Not when you need it.

  • @Giannisdad
    @Giannisdad 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    @johnoliver please do an update to the 911 story.

    • @nickgarcia1292
      @nickgarcia1292 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Did things change?

  • @zander6177
    @zander6177 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Paul seems like a stand-up guy 😂

  • @4thalt
    @4thalt 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I only realized this was an older episode at 5:45 when he started talking about the Queen.

  • @jaconbran2367
    @jaconbran2367 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Americans have to pay to call emergency services and paramedics aren’t even included as emergency service providers or paid like they are? Where the hell is the money going if not to upgrade 911 tech or pay worker ect?

  • @BladeMorganis
    @BladeMorganis 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I fully believe Rob Riggle improved at least half that PSA, and somewhere there's a pile of outtakes the world needs to see.

  • @Dinuial
    @Dinuial 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Dafoe rumor is probably directly related to their film, Body of Evidence.

  • @loewenalia
    @loewenalia 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I commented on this video once before - 911 needs work. Several years ago, I had a medical emergency and a person passing by had to call 911. The 911 person argued with the person saying that I couldn't possibly be where he said I was located. They argued for a few minutes before the person just said send the ambulance down the highway headed to town and I will flag them down. Everything turned out fine but medical assistance was delayed several minutes and things could have been very different if my medical emergency had been different.

  • @stephaniehendricks3537
    @stephaniehendricks3537 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    An appearance of janice from accounting strikes again

  • @revinaque1342
    @revinaque1342 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    I clicked on this thinking that it was this week's episode, and I immediately noticed that John looked so young! I figured it was a face-lift and some hair dye, until he started joking about the queen 😅

    • @Banter07
      @Banter07 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He’s off for multiple weeks so expect to be confused again for season four next week

  • @zogar8526
    @zogar8526 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    It is weird seeing old episodes. How would Jon react if he knew where we'd be now? I don't think anyone could have imagined this hell.

  • @tomhomunculus
    @tomhomunculus 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    Wow! John suddenly looks 8 years younger. Drop the skin care routine girly, you're positively glowing.

  • @BlackClaws
    @BlackClaws 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Regarding why 911 cannot find you... money.
    Same cause as every other issue, there is no financial benefit to it, so our industries refuse to spend money on it. It does not serve them, they all have private security.

  • @carolmcgrath1253
    @carolmcgrath1253 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Put the dates on the episodes

  • @PerspectiveEngineer
    @PerspectiveEngineer 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    22:12 bravo!

  • @joseph-nc7cd
    @joseph-nc7cd 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    but you forget about west coast East Coast time should a dropped it an hour earlier

  • @PQRDG
    @PQRDG 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Seeing the title of this show, and knowing the topic John discusses, I did briefly think that 911 was a typo and we were going to be discussing the ramifications of 9/11

  • @Efrentorres17
    @Efrentorres17 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Some of you really need to keep up 😂

  • @ve4edj
    @ve4edj 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    John Oliver for president

    • @MrBibi86
      @MrBibi86 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      John or Jon Stewart

    • @ve4edj
      @ve4edj 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@MrBibi86 I'd also support Neil Degrasse Tyson

    • @emiliskog
      @emiliskog 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He can't be, not born in the US

  • @kilppa
    @kilppa 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    To be fair, I think these days a lot fewer people find it surprising the chinese were acting like they own the place and were rude.

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You dont need to point out JC Chasez, we all know who he is. He's the one we don't recognize.

  • @happens4656
    @happens4656 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    All of the Trump episodes are so hard to watch these days knowing what would later transpire

  • @eriktait434
    @eriktait434 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Is there a reason these episodes get put into a playlist in reverse order?

  • @flamingfoxx
    @flamingfoxx 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That's one hell of a title

  • @carloslaguardia2190
    @carloslaguardia2190 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:26 EXACLY!!!!

  • @ruckusrevolution9475
    @ruckusrevolution9475 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    So when in danger, order a pizza.

  • @LunaryxDiarmait
    @LunaryxDiarmait วันที่ผ่านมา

    Trump talking about himself while claiming to be someone else is the most accurate thing he could do to show his personality.

  • @raulgullon
    @raulgullon 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Do you also watch these pieces while looking at the comments?

  • @carloslaguardia2190
    @carloslaguardia2190 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4:26 his loryer told him denie, denie, dene, 4x

  • @susanjoyce-yq2mg
    @susanjoyce-yq2mg 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Philadelphia had their own version of this. His name was Frank Rizzo.

    • @stefanhoimes
      @stefanhoimes 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      May he keep rotting.

    • @stefanhoimes
      @stefanhoimes 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      His statue by City Hall was unceremoniously yeeted in the middle of the night a few years ago. It's nice walking past where it use to be and not being subjected to him 'hailing a cab' or whatever tf he was supposed to be doing.

  • @stevedixon9734
    @stevedixon9734 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Did y’all see Pedro Pascal in Deathwish 3?

  • @casard5235
    @casard5235 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The technology is not keeping up with the needs.

  • @Hayanomie
    @Hayanomie 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Episode 12 aired summer 2016 around the same time Assad and Putin used banned cluster munitions against Syrians. Have a nice day.

  • @asamlos
    @asamlos 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I am curious if just having cell towers of different heights might work for the floor issues. At least it could tell you elevation...

  • @chris55529
    @chris55529 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Are you guys on hiatus or something? What's with all these OLD shows?!

    • @Jcewazhere
      @Jcewazhere 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They've been uploading the old seasons every few weeks for a while now.
      They finally got the rights to air them, so they're putting them up for free.

    • @emiliskog
      @emiliskog 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Jcewazheregenerally speaking it's every week they're off so we'll likely have two more seasons the coming two weeks

    • @dondoodat
      @dondoodat 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They were going to drop a load of future episodes but as they haven't made them yet they decided to go with the old ones.

  • @Dumitaz
    @Dumitaz 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Long live the... oh

  • @SwiftTelly20
    @SwiftTelly20 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why are these videos of episodes from years ago? People want to see the latest episodes. Why are these videos so behind?🤨🤷‍♀️

    • @emiliskog
      @emiliskog 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Because they're releasing their full back catalogue on any week they're off up until at least season 8

  • @coffeeNTrees
    @coffeeNTrees 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    who hacked last week tonight?

    • @thomascusack687
      @thomascusack687 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Nope. They’re intentionally re releasing videos

  • @casard5235
    @casard5235 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Also, many politicians don't give a frip.

  • @solidnem
    @solidnem 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you, LWT! ❤ Time to binge watch.

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thanks for highlighting my former governor, Paul LeTrump.

    • @retched
      @retched 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Which governor?

  • @JOJOA88-to8ym
    @JOJOA88-to8ym วันที่ผ่านมา

    So all criminals apply for president job likeTrump and now this one😂😂😂 wow we are finish

  • @johnmcque4813
    @johnmcque4813 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 Go All Blue-Vote Biden/Harris! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @philipreid2542
    @philipreid2542 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The way these clips are ordered gives me a slight headache (likely from having uploaded them separately and then published all at once).
    They should be published one after the other, even if it's just a few seconds between making each video public

  • @CupidStunttz
    @CupidStunttz 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wait so no more new videos? Wth is going on here? 😂

    • @jeremypollock1029
      @jeremypollock1029 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      No new episodes until July 21.

  • @AtlanPerry
    @AtlanPerry 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Meer dan 2 jaar oud? Waarom nu ?😢

  • @speedrunner9907
    @speedrunner9907 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    just living in a spy network’s world

  • @MsBrunoVarela
    @MsBrunoVarela 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I made a playlist in the correct order...
    th-cam.com/play/PLOpXx5UbYp1vGOEdpIoL9FiWQuExZzAOg.html

  • @joseph-nc7cd
    @joseph-nc7cd 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I find it hilarious that you try to combat people putting your show out on so you decide to release your old episodes exactly at the same time as yours would be coming on kudos why don't you offer them a RV john love your show have a good day

  • @tg3470
    @tg3470 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    3rd and maybe 4th that

  • @nate7251
    @nate7251 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    s

    • @nate7251
      @nate7251 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ex

  • @billhampton6605
    @billhampton6605 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    How old is this video???

    • @queenrosered
      @queenrosered 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same question. This is all the way back to 2015. WTF? 😳

    • @billhampton6605
      @billhampton6605 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@queenrosered I know!!!! It made it look like Olivers latest!!! IDK why he's doing that. But thanks for the observation!

    • @orionhunter4855
      @orionhunter4855 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The show has been uploading the full library for the last few weeks.

    • @Jcewazhere
      @Jcewazhere 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      From the description directly under the video: "Season 3, Episode 12. May 15th, 2016. John Oliver explains why 911 dispatch centers are in crisis, Trump meets with Paul Ryan to unite the Republican party, and Queen Elizabeth is caught criticizing a Chinese delegation to the UK."
      8 years, 1 month, and 16 days ago.
      97 months.
      2969 days.
      4,274,090 minutes.
      256,445,454 seconds.

    • @emiliskog
      @emiliskog 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@orionhunter4855not quite any week they're off

  • @austinlim54
    @austinlim54 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2nd

  • @billhampton6605
    @billhampton6605 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I thought Queen Elizabeth was Dead!??? Wtf?

    • @MrBibi86
      @MrBibi86 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      this episode is from 2016.

    • @tomhomunculus
      @tomhomunculus 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      She's back for revenge

  • @invictalux
    @invictalux 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ngl it didnt sound like his voice at all. weird watching this 8 years later. everyone knows what the donald sounds like now. it didnt sound like him in that crappy audio, but... thoughts?

    • @dondoodat
      @dondoodat 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It sounded just like him trying not to sound just like him.

    • @invictalux
      @invictalux วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dondoodat ah yes. this makes the most sense. thanks for clearing that up. xD

  • @victorybeginsinthegarden
    @victorybeginsinthegarden 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    John miller is dead

  • @3mileshi
    @3mileshi 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    John, my landlord it being a tool. Done anything on slumlords lately?

  • @ViroVV
    @ViroVV 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Why on earth would you rerun this like it was not recorded years ago?

    • @thomascusack687
      @thomascusack687 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      They made an announcement earlier this year that they were releasing the full episodes on TH-cam starting from the first season

    • @ViroVV
      @ViroVV 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@thomascusack687 Yeah, thats great. Make a separate channel for it instead of fucking up the algorithm for this channel.

    • @Jcewazhere
      @Jcewazhere 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      From the description directly under the video: "Season 3, Episode 12. May 15th, 2016. John Oliver explains why 911 dispatch centers are in crisis, Trump meets with Paul Ryan to unite the Republican party, and Queen Elizabeth is caught criticizing a Chinese delegation to the UK."
      Why on earth would you complain about this being a rerun when it's clearly labeled as such?

    • @ViroVV
      @ViroVV 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Jcewazhere Because its clogging up the feed of current videos. It makes things like notifications pointless.
      More importantly, have you ever watched a sitcom 8 years after it went off the air? Seeing these pop up in the channel for the current news satire is counter productive to the end user. Do you track sports scores from 8 years ago when a current season is in progress? Not complaining about the content, Complaining about the method of distribution.
      Sure its a first world problem, but its also not incorrect. Especially with how easy it is for a channel the size of this to make a secondary channel for reruns. Which wont diminish their views or what ever the point is retelling 8 year old jokes. Which is compounded with the pattern of TDS doing it as well.
      Its a shitty practice. But remember the ancient wisdom. "Discontent is the first step of progress of any man or nation". You wont make anything better if you dont acknowledge where a problem exists. Too much of this worlds problems start when too many good people think "meh, not my circus, not my monkeys"

  • @AB1Vampire
    @AB1Vampire วันที่ผ่านมา

    Some parts of Maine are very rural. Some young town-folk never saw a person of color and are easily swept-off their feet (not too graphic, eh?) during someone else's summer vacation. The ME Gov may have some facts behind his racist claim.

  • @michaeldonaghue84
    @michaeldonaghue84 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm confused. Why run a story of Queen Elizabeth II? Didnt she die 2 years ago?
    Was there really nothing better to do a bit about?

    • @Daedalus117
      @Daedalus117 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Try carefully reading the title of the video. Focus on the very beginning. Then read the description

    • @michaeldonaghue84
      @michaeldonaghue84 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Daedalus117 I realized this is a repeat when i heard the story about 911 and mentioning it was to be fixed in several years by 2021 or something. As i remember seeing the episode.

    • @Daedalus117
      @Daedalus117 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@michaeldonaghue84 they uploaded the whole third season. If you missed this happening the last couple times, the explanation is that they're uploading a season of whole episodes for each week they don't have a new episode

  • @lililasagna1073
    @lililasagna1073 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ryan was in remission and then the malignancy came back. 😣

  • @Trag-zj2yo
    @Trag-zj2yo 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Last week tonight just puked all over my TH-cam feed.