@@j.d.4241 Eh, still extremely powerful because he went inside his own mind to kill part of himself, also Psi exists, and he hits really hard with a bat
I’m less than a quarter of the way through but I can already tell, this man did not do his research, or is being deliberately wrong. Because I think it would be fun for me, I’ll talk about some of his reasonings for who would win or lose. Samus- that is only true for her “Other M” version. Kirby- he doesn’t have to copy you, he could copy a nearby pot and cook you alive. Pikachu- it actually depends on what kind of pokeball and how many you use. There are too many variations for me to get into but it could work. Luigi- he is a professional Ghost Hunter. You could probably knock him out with a good upper-cut after making him think you’re a ghost though since he wouldn’t expect that from a ghost. Ness- No problems here. Jigglypuff-depends on whether you could punt her before she starts singing. Falco - no problems here. Ganondorf- he has been known to be easily distracted, so if you brought a fishing pole you would have a decent chance. Pit/Dark Pit- I think their illiteracy would actually make them immune to dictionaries. Wario- he is literally immortal. You can only win by binding him. Lucas- His Mom is dead and his Dad hates technology and is always alone in the mountains, good luck contacting him. Sonic- sadly, he would likely fall out of the map before he could reach the developers. Lucario- Lucario is not just a furry, they’re a stupid action movie furry with associated powers. So you would likely lose because of poor writing. Rosalina and Luma- I’m not sure but Rosalina and Luma have never been in canonical fight outside of Smash as far as I know so probably. Bowser Jr.- I’d also like to hear Bowser explain where Bowser Jr. came from. Bayonetta- make that 100% of the time because she also can summon giant monsters to stomp you at will. Inkling- no problems here. King K. Rool- now you’re sounding like a furry. Piranha Plant- depends on which hits first, the weed whacker on the stem, or Piranha Plant on the stick. Joker- I think you’re overestimating him, but you would probably lose. Banjo & Kazooie- switch them around. Kazooie has grenades and won’t hesitate. Banjo is just as nice as he looks and has pathetic combat abilities on his own. Byleth- they are a trained mercenary that has killed dozens, if not hundreds of people. You will not win. Steve- he is also extremely stupid and can be tricked into killing himself in countless ways, one of the easiest being to challenge him to kill himself.
Fighting my mains, solved Lemmy: Tell him that he is part of a race that cannot have 2 parents Ridley: Enter his private spaceship and use it to open up a portal to call in 1 Billion Lions, which will easily maul Ridley to death
“Get the weed whacker, and piranha plant will be outta here in no time” Nah, that thing would just reach out and bite your face off before you could get close. Get a flamethrower :)
As a Mario main, Mario would beat my ass. He literally has super human strength, infinite stamina, and can shoot Fire out of his palms? Yeah, hell no lmao
Even before Sephiroth fell into the Lifestream, or I should say became practically immortal by being one with the planet’s life force, he could easily just cut you down. After he fell into the Lifestream, however, don’t even think about standing a chance
Ok canonically none of these make sense, like half of these characters can defeat gods or destroy planets at least, there’s realistically 6 characters one can beat: Olimar, Mr game and watch, Isabelle, Pichu, Squirtle and Rob
For Charizard, all you need is a single pebble. You hit him, he's fucked. it doesn't matter how brutally strong a Charizard is, a rock to the face will annihilate him as much as a Flare Blitz would destroy you irl
So, for the FE characters: Marth would try to recruit you into his army; Chrom and Lucina would ask why in the world a civilian is trying to challenge them, probably take you hostage, and have you stand trial for trying to attack royalty; I haven't played Roy's game in a while, so I wouldn't quite know for him; Robin would challenge you to a battle of chess and mercilessly crush your hopes and dreams; Ike would destroy you like the whelp you are; Corrin would ask you to sing with them a song of conquest and fate (because that's obviously the most fun route); and finally, Byleth would tell Lysithea that you called her a child and then watch the fireworks.
Nobody’s gonna tell him that ness killed countless beasts, dinosaurs and a alien that represents power and evil, which if ness didn’t exist where to end the entire universe?
"Hey Mythra, remember that time you accidentally killed your little brother?" Best case scenario: She gives up. Medium case scenario: She gives up, Pyra takes over, and then beats me up. Worst case scenario: She lashes out in anger leaving a several-kilometer radius crater where I was just standing. She then starts crying to herself after she calms down terrified that it happened again.
9:41 "Rosalina and Luma... I'm dead." LOL, of course, you would die, Rosalina's literally immortal. Also, this is the funniest line in the entire video.
"I'd just pick Bowser up by the tail and throw him off" I thought this was real life situations 1. Good luck picking a 5000 pound or so turtle 2. Off where? This would probably be in some city.
Also I main Bowser, Mewtwo, Pokemon Trainer, Joker, Hero, Sephiroth, Meta Knight, Kirby, Ridley, Dark Pit, Ryu (Apparently? I somehow got into elite smash with him) Dark Samus (Same situation as Ryu) Luigi, Pyra and Mythra, Yoshi, and Ganondorf.
> Falcon: one Blaster shot and I'm dead and hand to hand Team Starfox has training > King Dedede: one Mallet bonk and I'm dead > Joker: From my vague probably false knowledge of Persona series when he isn't in the spirit world or whatever he's a normal teenager, I might be able to beat him up but I wouldn't count on it > Pyra: Sword Booba would probably slice me in two
Since it’s real life, the majority of fighters’ powers won’t work irl lol. But some characters like Villager, Isabelle, Wii Fit Trainer, Snake, Inkling, Little Mac and Donkey Kong, would likely remain.
Ness and lucas would destroy me lol they legit have lightning, fire, and the spirit bomb lookin pk flash and PK freeze and star storm PLUS the bat and stick
Don't worry just bring them back to their home games and they know none of these skills. (In Mother, the protagonist is a healer/paladin, they heal and do psychical dmg.)
See I main hero,gannondorf, captin falcon,and cloud I have a little chance to beat hero if rng doesn't go his way Could maybe if his sword keeps getting stuck Ganon and falcon Are pure losses
Byleth: Nope, unless I have a gun. Pyra&Mythra: ..........even a nuke will fail, how do you hit something that moves THAT fast & hits THAT hard. Min min: If I can do a drone strike perhaps. GAW: How do you even hit him?
Cloud would definitely give me a run for his money, the fact that he has defeated Sephiroth multiple times, can summon gods, use magic, fucking glide through the air, has limit, and has 2 omnislashes. It's safe to say that any human without power is fucked
He can hold over 2000 blocks of netherite. gimmie a few years to explain netherite to an anotomical level A heavily crafted item gathered from the canonical depths of hell that takes a while to mine with diamonds. An extremely tough material that can crush just about anything in the real world. Bare in mind that netherite is also made with some diamonds and gold. Netherite also is so heavy and powerful that it can easily protect you from a literal dragon from ramming into you with ease. Can also be pushed to it's true limits with a magical book.
okok but with Shulk it's a 50/50 depending on the monado form monado 1 (the one he has in Ultimate) physically cannot hurt humans and yeah he's got abs but them arms built like a twig all you gotta do is be above average and older than him and you can beat his ass *eventually*, he won't get visions every time. Patience and dealing with some vision time bullshit. A *lot* of patience.
I wouldn't even fight anyone other than Ganondorf because he's a jerk. But I would literally just talk to Pit, Zelda, Palutena, and I would try to convince Dark Pit to be a little nicer and to let me call him Pitoo. I want smash Ultimate so bad but I don't have a switch or the money to buy one.
Meta Knight : I don't know what I'll do. Even if he loses the guy can survive Kirby so I wouldn't want to be near this guy. Steve : I would try to make him go in creative mod and force me to fight 64 zombies, at least I have a chance to runaway.
Bro what? There's no way I'm not beating up Ryu, Ken, and Terry. As a human being, I have access to the Z-Axis, they can't even step out of the boundaries. I'm getting one hit in and waiting out of the boundaries for the match to end
To be fair, If we would be serious about this, we wouldn't stand a single chance against anyone here. Except maybe isabelle, oolimar, duckhunt, and villager Even pichu would murder us easy peasy. 1 electric attack and we are dunzo. I mean, we get fucked up by some lowly tazers after all. And someone "normal" like a mii brawler are still superhuman x10. Like, 1 single flashing mach punch and we are 100% dead
Looking at the characters I main in Smash: Joker: Maybe in the real world. Definitely not in the Metaverse though. Byleth: They are a highly trained mercenary with god-like power (to avoid spoiling Three Houses), no way I win that. Not even bringing up Jeralt’s death would be enough. Pyra and Mythra: No. Just no.
Kirby have beaten about 14 gods. Just letting that there. Also roy not gonna tell you a lesson He's gonna burn you alive first, cut you in half and THEN he would say something heroic before walking away Because he's way to badass for this.
For my mains (the pits and robin) I would probably lose Pit would actually be pretty hard to beat. In kid icarus uprising, he has access to over 100 different weapons and over 60 powers. Palutena also revives him everytime he dies so if you wanted to keep him dead for good you'd have to kill a god before him. Dark Pit however doesn't have access to over 100 weapons. He only has access to six weapons (eight if you include his side and down b weapons). Then again killing one would probably kill the other for good... For Robin I would definitely lose. He can use strong magic and strong weapons and spoiler for fire emblem awakening He's also technically the final boss.
Pikachu: "I throw a Pokeball, what he gonna do now?" Break out, Pokeballs aren't particularly fool proof, especially when you haven't punched them in the gut enough
With Yoshi - "It's not really about winning. It's about getting a new ride." Correction: "It's not really about winning. It's about enslaving an undersized dinosaur to your will."
Let me know in the comments who you would be able to beat in a match IRL!
You need more subs you are too fucking funny
Thank you so much!!
You can't beat me,(kirby) I can punch a planet in half
Lucas' mom is dead soooooo
i could beat the miis... except for damn sans.
I just want to point that no matter what, if you fight Wario you'll never win, he is canonically immune to death.
TRUE LMAO
Actually I just tell him there’s coins in the blast zone and it’s a easy dub
Not a lucas main but
“I’ll call his parents” if you know you know
I feel so bad for this 😂
That's a big yikes
Darn thats harsh as someone who beat Mother 3 good joke though.
Lucas’dad left him and his mom is dead
* gets shovel *
Anyone wanna tell him that Kirby is a god and Ness took down the pure form of evil and that his mom knows about that?
Actually Ness does nothing in the fight, Paula pray-to-win it.
For inseneroar imma just go to my pool in my back yard
Wait...So my first main was a GOD!?!?!!?!
@@Nerdlys_Rewritten_014 Of course.
@@j.d.4241 Eh, still extremely powerful because he went inside his own mind to kill part of himself, also Psi exists, and he hits really hard with a bat
"Says he would lose to Palutena bc she is a god."
"Thinks he can beat Kirby who destroys god level threats on a bi-monthly basis."
Kek
Yes
so true
So true
Inkling : easy win
Agent 3 : hope that there's a flood
Or it rains 😂
bruh beating inner agent 3 was hell, and all i got was a stupid toothpick ,-;-;-;;-;-
You can’t call Lucas’ mom....
She’s dead
I NEVER KNEW THIS 😂
@@trillaggaming2404 yep she dies in the beginning of Mother 3 (The game Lucas came from)
@@trillaggaming2404 I don't think Ness' mom can do much either
That just made his whole part even better lmao
Just get the old ouija board out.
95% of the comments: "Lucas mom is dead she cant do anything"
2%: *Talking about there mains*
3%: talking about how they like the video
Make that 3%
I love how the thumbnail suggests that any normal human could take Ness in a fight
Edit: Except his own mother with La Chancla, of course
I am not going to punch a princess in the face, even if she kinda deserves it for not getting better security over the past 30 years
Valid 😂
I would
Hero and Sephiroth would destroy me in seconds
Same but i simp for them so i take the biggest L in history lmao
I will happily take the L on that lmao
Mega sword
If I faced Ridley, King K. Rool or Incineroar I will be fucked
Just cut sephiroths hair
"I would loose againt Dr. Mario"
Me: 🍎
exactly 😂
Apple is uno card for doctors
“He had an eye patch, He’s gonna kill my ass with 20 vision” 😭
kirby: (Can destroy planets in one punch)
Trill: lemme explain. we can be friends
7:24 I know you know nothing about the Earthbound/Mother series but Lucas mom is dead
I’m less than a quarter of the way through but I can already tell, this man did not do his research, or is being deliberately wrong. Because I think it would be fun for me, I’ll talk about some of his reasonings for who would win or lose.
Samus- that is only true for her “Other M” version.
Kirby- he doesn’t have to copy you, he could copy a nearby pot and cook you alive.
Pikachu- it actually depends on what kind of pokeball and how many you use. There are too many variations for me to get into but it could work.
Luigi- he is a professional Ghost Hunter. You could probably knock him out with a good upper-cut after making him think you’re a ghost though since he wouldn’t expect that from a ghost.
Ness- No problems here.
Jigglypuff-depends on whether you could punt her before she starts singing.
Falco - no problems here.
Ganondorf- he has been known to be easily distracted, so if you brought a fishing pole you would have a decent chance.
Pit/Dark Pit- I think their illiteracy would actually make them immune to dictionaries.
Wario- he is literally immortal. You can only win by binding him.
Lucas- His Mom is dead and his Dad hates technology and is always alone in the mountains, good luck contacting him.
Sonic- sadly, he would likely fall out of the map before he could reach the developers.
Lucario- Lucario is not just a furry, they’re a stupid action movie furry with associated powers. So you would likely lose because of poor writing.
Rosalina and Luma- I’m not sure but Rosalina and Luma have never been in canonical fight outside of Smash as far as I know so probably.
Bowser Jr.- I’d also like to hear Bowser explain where Bowser Jr. came from.
Bayonetta- make that 100% of the time because she also can summon giant monsters to stomp you at will.
Inkling- no problems here.
King K. Rool- now you’re sounding like a furry.
Piranha Plant- depends on which hits first, the weed whacker on the stem, or Piranha Plant on the stick.
Joker- I think you’re overestimating him, but you would probably lose.
Banjo & Kazooie- switch them around. Kazooie has grenades and won’t hesitate. Banjo is just as nice as he looks and has pathetic combat abilities on his own.
Byleth- they are a trained mercenary that has killed dozens, if not hundreds of people. You will not win.
Steve- he is also extremely stupid and can be tricked into killing himself in countless ways, one of the easiest being to challenge him to kill himself.
If you fought Joker close to night then Morgana would force him to sleep, just beat him up when he’s sleeping and EASY WIN
Fighting my mains, solved
Lemmy: Tell him that he is part of a race that cannot have 2 parents
Ridley: Enter his private spaceship and use it to open up a portal to call in 1 Billion Lions, which will easily maul Ridley to death
3:16 remember to say "SO LONG, GAY BOWSER!"
“Get the weed whacker, and piranha plant will be outta here in no time”
Nah, that thing would just reach out and bite your face off before you could get close.
Get a flamethrower :)
Is it just me or is "Lucas mom dead lol" the one thing most people know about the Mother series.
Technically everyone is beatable if you had a gun for your neutral special
Alright facts
Sonic Could Just Dodge The Bullet
Meta knight can just teleport
I'm pretty sure Snake is wearing a bulletproof vest.
Have you seen Bowser's shell
14:24 "You're literally Steve Harvey"
As a Mario main, Mario would beat my ass. He literally has super human strength, infinite stamina, and can shoot Fire out of his palms? Yeah, hell no lmao
It’s all about mental Warefare 😂
@@trillaggaming2404 Let’s be real, realistically I don’t think anybody can beat these characters
@@ColeDoesWhat except Jigglypuff and Isabelle
@@trillaggaming2404 May be 7 months late, but I think metal ware fare would make them wanna beat you even more
Even before Sephiroth fell into the Lifestream, or I should say became practically immortal by being one with the planet’s life force, he could easily just cut you down. After he fell into the Lifestream, however, don’t even think about standing a chance
He would destroy me before I even get the chance to think about Sephiroth
@@trillaggaming2404 Plus he’s a Final Fantasy antagonist, and by that logic he just has to be able to kill you in seconds
And don’t even get me started on what he would do if you mention Jenova
Villager can chop down an entire full grown tree in two swings. Still sure you'd win?
Peach: not only would all of the mushroom kingdom be after you, so would an angry Mario
Technically you would lose to everyone, You have to keep in mind that these characters are in smash for a reason
Ok canonically none of these make sense, like half of these characters can defeat gods or destroy planets at least, there’s realistically 6 characters one can beat: Olimar, Mr game and watch, Isabelle, Pichu, Squirtle and Rob
what doesn't make sense to me is how you somehow took this video seriously
I'm a Dedede main, so I guess I should keep some sand with me just in case he decides to come by and wreck me.
He’ll choke on that sand real quick, easy win 😂
Holy shit i found the only Dedede main.
@@tostupidforname I hope that's a good thing, lol.
Bowser would John Cena me
@@sebastiandaniel919 lol
For Charizard, all you need is a single pebble. You hit him, he's fucked.
it doesn't matter how brutally strong a Charizard is, a rock to the face will annihilate him as much as a Flare Blitz would destroy you irl
I Have a Driveway Covered in Rocks, So I'm Good.
😂 1000 IQ
Or just get a garden hose and spray him with water. That works too.
I don’t know who I COULD beat but since I main Ganondorf, I highly doubt I’m gonna be able to beat my main 😂 the ness explanation is A++ 🤣
Gotta let the moms handle that shii 😂
Want to switch mains?
So, for the FE characters: Marth would try to recruit you into his army; Chrom and Lucina would ask why in the world a civilian is trying to challenge them, probably take you hostage, and have you stand trial for trying to attack royalty; I haven't played Roy's game in a while, so I wouldn't quite know for him; Robin would challenge you to a battle of chess and mercilessly crush your hopes and dreams; Ike would destroy you like the whelp you are; Corrin would ask you to sing with them a song of conquest and fate (because that's obviously the most fun route); and finally, Byleth would tell Lysithea that you called her a child and then watch the fireworks.
I used to main Kirby, an Incarnation of an all powerful god, and now I main Terry, some guy who can just use triple wolf once to obliterate me.
Nobody’s gonna tell him that ness killed countless beasts, dinosaurs and a alien that represents power and evil, which if ness didn’t exist where to end the entire universe?
Terry would beat my ass without even trying, but then he'd buy me a hot dog afterwards
Bruh what am I going to do against a superpowered psychic kid and a massive penguin with a hammer
Little known fact, Dedede is actually only about 3 feet tall.
@@Hi-fd4cw In smash he's big
“i will beat the fuck out Mario respectfully” id the funniest sentence I’ve heard in a while
ok but for real... jokes aside... most of these characters wouldn't be affected by the things he said. And we'd lose...
Realistically, you can’t take any of these characters. Maybe except for Duck Hunt.
Nah that dog is too cute for me to hurt
bowser Jr. already knows he doesn’t have a mom lol
You could beat megaman by having him touch a pointy object.
That's how you beat Sonic as well
i can't win against steve, he'll just keep on respawning
Also Steve smashing Samus in rule 34 fr
"Hey Mythra, remember that time you accidentally killed your little brother?"
Best case scenario: She gives up.
Medium case scenario: She gives up, Pyra takes over, and then beats me up.
Worst case scenario: She lashes out in anger leaving a several-kilometer radius crater where I was just standing. She then starts crying to herself after she calms down terrified that it happened again.
9:41 "Rosalina and Luma... I'm dead." LOL, of course, you would die, Rosalina's literally immortal. Also, this is the funniest line in the entire video.
"I'd just pick Bowser up by the tail and throw him off" I thought this was real life situations
1. Good luck picking a 5000 pound or so turtle
2. Off where? This would probably be in some city.
Also I main Bowser, Mewtwo, Pokemon Trainer, Joker, Hero, Sephiroth, Meta Knight, Kirby, Ridley, Dark Pit, Ryu (Apparently? I somehow got into elite smash with him) Dark Samus (Same situation as Ryu) Luigi, Pyra and Mythra, Yoshi, and Ganondorf.
With the power of friendship and team work I will be bowser any day
@@trillaggaming2404 Well I'm probably dead against ANY of them.
@@trillaggaming2404 Except maybe Meta Knight.
Just realized "You wanna know how to beat Byleth? Don't buy the DLC" Doesn't that apply to all the DLC?
"Snake?!! Do you really think you're gonna win against SNAKE????"
Nope
> Falcon: one Blaster shot and I'm dead and hand to hand Team Starfox has training
> King Dedede: one Mallet bonk and I'm dead
> Joker: From my vague probably false knowledge of Persona series when he isn't in the spirit world or whatever he's a normal teenager, I might be able to beat him up but I wouldn't count on it
> Pyra: Sword Booba would probably slice me in two
Since it’s real life, the majority of fighters’ powers won’t work irl lol.
But some characters like Villager, Isabelle, Wii Fit Trainer, Snake, Inkling, Little Mac and Donkey Kong, would likely remain.
Greninja would just Water-Kunai cut me or kick me up the chin. Lmao
It’d be over as soon as you see Greninja
I might get crushed or have a broken back from Incineroar
O wait i just realized he's talking about the characters moves' in smash ultimate only, not canonical powers
Ness and lucas would destroy me lol they legit have lightning, fire, and the spirit bomb lookin pk flash and PK freeze and star storm PLUS the bat and stick
OP BOIZ
Don't worry just bring them back to their home games and they know none of these skills. (In Mother, the protagonist is a healer/paladin, they heal and do psychical dmg.)
Lucas learns PK Love Omega that does abt 600 damage at a minimum and it does area damage. So I would say… good luck
@@dangyas4074 lord have mercy
See I main hero,gannondorf, captin falcon,and cloud
I have a little chance to beat hero if rng doesn't go his way
Could maybe if his sword keeps getting stuck
Ganon and falcon
Are pure losses
Imagine winning against cloud cause my man couldn’t keep his sword off the ground 😂 that’d be hilarious
Byleth: Nope, unless I have a gun. Pyra&Mythra: ..........even a nuke will fail, how do you hit something that moves THAT fast & hits THAT hard. Min min: If I can do a drone strike perhaps. GAW: How do you even hit him?
Fold Mr. G&W. He's flat, after all.
Cloud would definitely give me a run for his money, the fact that he has defeated Sephiroth multiple times, can summon gods, use magic, fucking glide through the air, has limit, and has 2 omnislashes. It's safe to say that any human without power is fucked
Dr. Mario and Pyra/Mythta would kill me.
Actually no, they'd be my friends.
Cuz i can never beat my mains irl
"can craft anything"
what about the fact that he can hold 1728 *anvils* and other stuff in his inventory
He can hold over 2000 blocks of netherite.
gimmie a few years to explain netherite to an anotomical level
A heavily crafted item gathered from the canonical depths of hell that takes a while to mine with diamonds. An extremely tough material that can crush just about anything in the real world. Bare in mind that netherite is also made with some diamonds and gold. Netherite also is so heavy and powerful that it can easily protect you from a literal dragon from ramming into you with ease. Can also be pushed to it's true limits with a magical book.
Alternate ending,
"Hey Fire Emblem characters, how's the dad doing?"
Wouldn't Robin not care about that?
His dad is a villain who led a cult that wanted to use his body as a vessel for the final boss after all.
okok but with Shulk it's a 50/50 depending on the monado form
monado 1 (the one he has in Ultimate) physically cannot hurt humans and yeah he's got abs but them arms built like a twig
all you gotta do is be above average and older than him and you can beat his ass *eventually*, he won't get visions every time. Patience and dealing with some vision time bullshit. A *lot* of patience.
7:25 no he would get his dad and his dog
Me, a Ridley main, wondering why I clicked on this video, with an obvious answer.
Thrill AG ; I'll just call Lucas's mom
Lucas : about that -
you would not win against ness or any of these guys, ness literally beats up bears and cultists in his game
if mario can defeat a giant fire breathing turtle, im very certain that he can defeat me (i dont main mario i just wanted to say that)
I wouldn't even fight anyone other than Ganondorf because he's a jerk. But I would literally just talk to Pit, Zelda, Palutena, and I would try to convince Dark Pit to be a little nicer and to let me call him Pitoo. I want smash Ultimate so bad but I don't have a switch or the money to buy one.
Meta Knight : I don't know what I'll do. Even if he loses the guy can survive Kirby so I wouldn't want to be near this guy.
Steve : I would try to make him go in creative mod and force me to fight 64 zombies, at least I have a chance to runaway.
Snake is the most realistic of them all and he could take us all. He did in fact actually
This man is an actual combat genius
Mii brawler? Even fight
Inkling? Yes
Kirby?
Guess I'll die
Steve can carry multiple universes in mass without breaking a sweat
I'd be funked
Literally steve can do “/gamemode c”and he will be invincible
'I got fox repellent'
Fair enough
TrillAG: Lucas’ Mom Would Do The Beating
Me: His Mom’s Dead and Has No Dad
*sad Flint noises*
Mario doesnt give up that easily even when peach in oddesey left him behind he still jumped on you wouldve no chance against mario
Bro what? There's no way I'm not beating up Ryu, Ken, and Terry. As a human being, I have access to the Z-Axis, they can't even step out of the boundaries. I'm getting one hit in and waiting out of the boundaries for the match to end
😂 you really hit em with the X-Axis
Terry has the Z axis...
To be fair, If we would be serious about this, we wouldn't stand a single chance against anyone here.
Except maybe isabelle, oolimar, duckhunt, and villager
Even pichu would murder us easy peasy.
1 electric attack and we are dunzo. I mean, we get fucked up by some lowly tazers after all.
And someone "normal" like a mii brawler are still superhuman x10. Like, 1 single flashing mach punch and we are 100% dead
I DEFINETELY don´t wanna have Daisy as my enemy! O.O
Love the edit style (with the cuts and stuff) and the commentary
I like basically everything about this vid lmao
Thank you so much!! :))
@@trillaggaming2404 no thank YOU for the great content
Keep it up man :)
Kirby gains the abilities of the things he eats, he doesn’t turn into them, common Kirby misconception
There’s only one way to beat Jigglypuff.
Get a needle and pop it.
It’s literally the balloon pokemon
In addition, Steve can shatter the human skull 54 million times over with one punch and carry 5 million metric tons.
Looking at the characters I main in Smash:
Joker: Maybe in the real world. Definitely not in the Metaverse though.
Byleth: They are a highly trained mercenary with god-like power (to avoid spoiling Three Houses), no way I win that. Not even bringing up Jeralt’s death would be enough.
Pyra and Mythra: No. Just no.
I do not want to fight a big ass king crocodile
That’s not your choice to make when you meet him face to face 😂
Kirby have beaten about 14 gods.
Just letting that there.
Also roy not gonna tell you a lesson
He's gonna burn you alive first, cut you in half and THEN he would say something heroic before walking away
Because he's way to badass for this.
Bowser Jr. Already knew about not having a mom in Mario Sunshine.
For my mains (the pits and robin) I would probably lose
Pit would actually be pretty hard to beat. In kid icarus uprising, he has access to over 100 different weapons and over 60 powers. Palutena also revives him everytime he dies so if you wanted to keep him dead for good you'd have to kill a god before him. Dark Pit however doesn't have access to over 100 weapons. He only has access to six weapons (eight if you include his side and down b weapons). Then again killing one would probably kill the other for good...
For Robin I would definitely lose. He can use strong magic and strong weapons and spoiler for fire emblem awakening
He's also technically the final boss.
As a fellow pit main, Pit would embarrass me in a fight
Mythra said you think you can take Mii
You said yep
*Lucas after hering about his dead mum**Lucas starts crying*
7:25 Who's gonna tell him...
Everyone has
Well. Ridley, Bowser, and Marth are my mains.
Not standing a chance against any of them.
If I saw mii gunner dressed up as sans I'd ask for an autograph
I respect you're good opinions on us Steve mains.
I could not beat my main, as I main Sonic.
Pikachu: "I throw a Pokeball, what he gonna do now?" Break out, Pokeballs aren't particularly fool proof, especially when you haven't punched them in the gut enough
not even a minute in and he already underestimates everyone
Lucas after you try to call his mom
Lucas:You have underestimated my power
With Yoshi - "It's not really about winning. It's about getting a new ride."
Correction: "It's not really about winning. It's about enslaving an undersized dinosaur to your will."
Ah yes, he'd beat Samus because Samus may have a gun but she also has PTSD and this dude is willing to use that.
No, I do not think I could win against snake.
Literally impossible 😂
@@slavishentity6705 i dont think he would use the box during a 1 on 1 fight
ness can defeat his own mom lol