The first Random Wikipedia Article Rumble is probably my favourite pitch ever (either that, or Tom's "Gunther's chop causes a time paradox" pitch) on this series, so happy to see its return!
42:29 I referenced this scene earlier today in work, it really is a a perfect few scenes. *I need a hero plays - sang by Jennifer Saunders* “Today, I repay my debt!” (Puss eyes) “En garde!”
Imagine at wrestlemania you have drew, rock, roman and cody in a fatal four way like wrestlemania 2000 but make it an elimination match then eliminate rock in the first 5-10 mins because hes old and wont be able to go that long and then eliminate reigns with cody and drew as the last 2 so no matter what theres a new champion and finally cody completes his story.
To satisfy the lads' curiosity: back when X-Japan played live, Hayashi Yoshiki would switch between the drums and the piano depending which song they were playing. Mostly he played the drums in concert, but for the slower power-ballad-y songs, he'd go to the piano. Big fan of their music, a lot of it is up on youtube for those who wish to give a listen. It's some of the best 80s metal out there... who cares that most of it was from the 90s. ;)
My favorite part about punks current character is just how hard it is to grasp. It’s hard to tell were he lands and what he intended to do and outside of wanting to win the world title and main event mania his true motivations are hard to grasp. Punk and wwe have crafted a really interesting character that you can’t quite read while still managing to keep him feeling like cm punk. Im looking forward to see were it goes.
Given how this is WM40, we need the top prize belts ending like we got in WM20 and WM30. Best way for that to happen is the final two at the royal rumble being cm punk and Rhodes to eliminate each other at the same time. Instead of having a match to decide who challenges both gets a shot. Rhodes has Reigns and Punk gets Rollins, over the course of a few weeks Rollins and Reigns decide to attack Punk and Rhodes to make them weaker for their matches. As a result, the plan is changed to a fatal four way match with both belts on the line. From there so much story telling and mic work can be done from rhodes experience with rollins and reigns, Punk claiming that Rollins and Reigns are only around now because he created the shield, etc.
@@davidkaraivanov I would worry that if they do that, it'd be even more apparent how many people skip the first hour-ish of the podcast. They'd probably react strongly and start to trim it back down, but I like it how it is now.
My pitch: Cody Rhodes and CM Punk are the final two, and they eliminate each other and become co-winners à la 1994. Then at WM40, Punk beats Rollins in Night 1 main event whilst Cody FINALLY finishes the story by beating Roman in Night 2 main event.
Bro... You haven't seen From Dusk Til Dawn? You got to get on that man, badass movie! So many people in that movie. Salma Hayek is absolutely gorgeous. Awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome movie. As always, much love and respect from Washington state, keep killin' it!👊🏼💪🏼
My 3 favorite wrestling news reporters!......with that said, Gary TH-cam's 3 predictions! 1, punk or Gunther wins the men's rumble 2, Bayley wins the woman's rumble. 3, Roman keeps his title. I think if Gunther doesn't win, Brock will cost him the win. Bayley will just win, last eliminating one of damage Ctrl. Roman will win, solo and Jimmy will interfere, with knight taking the pin. Also elsewhere, KO takes the us title.
I got a pitche for Wrestlemania Damian Priest cash in in the middle of Seth v Punk hits his finisher on Seth than lets Punk get the pin, Next night on Raw Punk comes out as the new leader of The Judgement Day.
I’ve only listened to the first 3 pitches so far. I think it’ll be Jimmy vs Jay at Mania so the rumble is the best place to get that started! Would like a pitch about them meeting in the rumble
So my Pitch, final 4 is Brock, Gunther, cm Punk and Cody. Cody and Punk brawl Head to Head AS Gunther charges at them full Speed and chugs them Out of the Ring. Brock than eliminetes Gunther and celebrates. But Truth was never eliminated. He pulls of a hbk. Truth vs Priest, Mania for the title. Seth gets dethroned right before it on RAW. Punk vs Rhodes, Gunther vs Brock.
My Rumble would have two things: 1. After beating the tar out of Kofi and Xavier, Gunther gets eliminated by a returning Big E, who gets eliminated by Punk as an act of spite against Cody (Big E comes out in garb inspired by Jon Huber and they bond over it). 2. The Rock wins the Rumble by tossing Cody and Punk over at the same time... but does not accept the title shot. On RAW, he says he only really cares about taking the Tribal Chief name, so the real title shot will be given to the winner of the men's Elimination Chamber match. From there, Cody wins and Night 2 becomes a double main event: Rock vs Roman followed immediately by Cody vs Roman (Rock loses, Cody wins). Rock eventually beats Roman in a Summerslam rematch, finally allowing Roman to leave for Hollywood in peace.
I still think Cody wins the rumble despite the reports and we get him finishing the story at mania. In the lead up to mania the Rock becomes the special guest ref - he uses the idea of the head of the table against Roman by stating that the head of the table doesn’t need outside interference and so he will be the ref - this can build the Roman match and could tease tension between Cody and the Rock during the match because in the weeks leading up we see Heyman trying to tempt the Rock into helping Roman. I feel like the likes of Drew, Punk, Gunther, Brock and 2x names can go into the chamber and the winner faces Seth - could get Truth in - the JD get him out of their business for a bit and Truth could say if he wins he will give his shot to Fin - this can tease tension between Fin and Priest because Priest can state he has the ultimate shot at singles gold (the briefcase) - Fin starts to become jealous of Priest with the briefcase - the JD then drop the tiles at EC - Fin is so angry that he lost his belts and is consumed we jealousy that Priest has the briefcase - turns on Priest with the help of the rest of JD - leading to a gimmick match between Fin and Priest at mania - in the lead up the JD injuries Truth - this could lead to the remaining members of JD vs Priest, Bad Bunny and truth.
I love the Rock special ref idea. He could take out the rest of the Bloodline when they try to interfere, leading to Roman going nose to nose with Rock. Allows Cody to catch him by surprise and win the titles while also sets up next years Mania main event and gives us a year of build up between Rock and Roman similar to first Cena and Rock build.
Fantasy booking, I’d have the countdown to the number 30 n then have no music play n no one come out, everyone be rlly confused but the match carries on, it gets down to punk vs Cody final 2 n punk hits gts n throws Cody out but the bell doesn’t go to say punk has won, then the lights go down, come back up n there’s someone in the ring with a devil mask on, he hits punk n throws him out, takes the mask off n it’s mjf, perfection
pitch: Eddy Thorpe enters royal rumble carrying bolt cutters and cuts all 12 ropes and we get or 1st Royal Rumble Underground match, and with all top ropes lying on the floor, eliminations only happens when you leave the mat, defaulting over the top rope.
I crave a number 1 & 2 entrants going from start to finish, first 2 to last 2, & them having a little 15-20 minute match at the Rumble. The ultimate star making performance, one of them wins at Mania while the other is the most obvious person to challenge them post Mania.
Bayley wins the women's and challenges Io. The Rock enters at 30 and wins the men's and challenges Roman. Cody enters #1 and is eliminated by Solo Sikoa after he eliminates Jimmy Uso. CM Punk enters like 27th and is eliminated by Cody. CM Punk later wins the elimination chamber.
1. Gunther should enter at number 1 again and Cody should enter at number 2. The final 2 from last year start the Rumble this year. 2. The Rock should officially join the Bloodline and eliminate Cody from the Rumble. 3. Big E should return to win the Rumble because I miss him.
Love Ross says how's the boat gonna get to the ring, the propeller will break... Explain to me how TF teds walls are getting to the ring or even the building 😂😂 everyone of these I imagine either teleporting or growing legs to walk 😂😂
My prediction: Strowman will return and start dumping superstars. They'll all team up against him, and the next entrant in Erick Rowan. The two reunite and dominate the rumble, then the lights go out and Uncle Howdy appears. He takes off his mask, revealing Bo Dallas, and brings them together for a hug. The camera then pans on a closer shot of Bo's hands on top of Erick and Braun's head. He is wearing the Fiend's gloves, but instead of hurt and heal, they're both heal.
Gunther comes out a 1 just like last year Lesnar comes out at 2. They stare down. Gunther goes for a chop lesnar duck goes for an F5 Gunther gets out, hits a chop then Powebomb, tosses lesnar out before number 3 comes out in a complete reversal of lesnar rumble 2020 performance
"Imagine your last name being a noun". -Jack KING. 😂
9 pitches is one of my favorite parts of ppv weeks!
Absolutely love that we get a bit of poetry in the middle of Jack's random rumble.
King Ross sits at the head of the table
All hail and acknowledge 👑
In all things always! God save King Ross!
Don't say that they'll come after you 😂
HOLY SHITTT ITS JBL O CLOCK EVERRRYBODDY
Ahhh, good times
The end is nigh!
The first Random Wikipedia Article Rumble is probably my favourite pitch ever (either that, or Tom's "Gunther's chop causes a time paradox" pitch) on this series, so happy to see its return!
I do love the kingston multiverse too
I love how much Jack gets into his Random Rumble. It's genuinely one of my favorite bits, I love it.
Can we all take a moment to appreciate Ross's sharp fade! Simply Lovleh
42:29 I referenced this scene earlier today in work, it really is a a perfect few scenes.
*I need a hero plays - sang by Jennifer Saunders*
“Today, I repay my debt!”
(Puss eyes)
“En garde!”
I genuinely think that the Random Wikipedia Royal Rumble should be its own separate annual video. The concept is fantastic.
Ross looks great in plaid shirts. He's a sexy beast of man.
Been dreaming of a Shamrock Rumble return for years. My first favourite wrestler, what a legend.
Andrews pitch for Drew is brilliant other than the WM follow up
Imagine at wrestlemania you have drew, rock, roman and cody in a fatal four way like wrestlemania 2000 but make it an elimination match then eliminate rock in the first 5-10 mins because hes old and wont be able to go that long and then eliminate reigns with cody and drew as the last 2 so no matter what theres a new champion and finally cody completes his story.
40:37 I didn't know how much i needed to envision Paul "then gingerbread man" Heyman lol
Have to say the wiki rumble is so entertaining. NEVER GET RID OF IT! Would be funny to hear the eliminations too maybe an AI could generate them 😂
I lost it when you said Paul Heyman was the gingerbread man, hilarious
Thoroughly enjoyed the 2nd edition of the Wkipedia Random Rumble!
mrs romania reigns had me face palm and laugh. good stuff
To satisfy the lads' curiosity: back when X-Japan played live, Hayashi Yoshiki would switch between the drums and the piano depending which song they were playing. Mostly he played the drums in concert, but for the slower power-ballad-y songs, he'd go to the piano. Big fan of their music, a lot of it is up on youtube for those who wish to give a listen. It's some of the best 80s metal out there... who cares that most of it was from the 90s. ;)
My favorite part about punks current character is just how hard it is to grasp. It’s hard to tell were he lands and what he intended to do and outside of wanting to win the world title and main event mania his true motivations are hard to grasp. Punk and wwe have crafted a really interesting character that you can’t quite read while still managing to keep him feeling like cm punk. Im looking forward to see were it goes.
Given how this is WM40, we need the top prize belts ending like we got in WM20 and WM30. Best way for that to happen is the final two at the royal rumble being cm punk and Rhodes to eliminate each other at the same time. Instead of having a match to decide who challenges both gets a shot. Rhodes has Reigns and Punk gets Rollins, over the course of a few weeks Rollins and Reigns decide to attack Punk and Rhodes to make them weaker for their matches. As a result, the plan is changed to a fatal four way match with both belts on the line. From there so much story telling and mic work can be done from rhodes experience with rollins and reigns, Punk claiming that Rollins and Reigns are only around now because he created the shield, etc.
Fuck that, having someone have 3 fucking belts is ridiculous
@@riden1234567doesn't stop the bloodline having the WWE, Universal, and Undisputed* titles
@@freakfoxvevo7915 cody will end that soon enough
I'm glad to see wrestling on the up tick
"An Apple! Get in!" had me in stitches for about 2 mins lol
Was waiting for this video!
Don't blame gunther for saying Sunday that's went mostly everyone from Europe will be watching royal rumble
40:21 is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard on this channel
"sashay away" great reference Ross haha
Thats 1st pitch from andrew with drew winning definitely pulled me in. Loved that pitch.
it’s gotta be a double elimination at the end between cody and punk. the ONLY way i see it ending tbh
Ooh 30 years after bret hart and lex luger 😅
just have one win the rumble and the other win the chamber
The rumble feels big this year and I love it
No it don't because we all know CM Punk is wining and that's shit.
@@be11endno we don’t, any number of guys could win it
I'm suspecting that each of Andrew's pitches will be as long as a Royal Rumble
Honestly after raw I’d be happy to see CM Punk v. Cody Rhodes at mania
Cultaholic, please, put time codes.
Cultaholic never wants to put time codes for its podcast. Yet Triple Jump makes sure to do so for most of its videos.
@@TheMTwinny yeah, I understand them, if they think time codes are ruining the concept of podcast.
@@davidkaraivanov I would worry that if they do that, it'd be even more apparent how many people skip the first hour-ish of the podcast. They'd probably react strongly and start to trim it back down, but I like it how it is now.
Michael Thomas is finally gonna finish the story
My pitch:
Cody Rhodes and CM Punk are the final two, and they eliminate each other and become co-winners à la 1994. Then at WM40, Punk beats Rollins in Night 1 main event whilst Cody FINALLY finishes the story by beating Roman in Night 2 main event.
If it was my way cody wouldn't be near the main event. But we are so far into this story now and I feel like this must have a pay-off for cody
That’s actually what Im thinking as well.
They didn't even do that with Batista Cena. And that was an even more obvious example where it could potentially happen.
@@fromomelastocarcosa3575 I mean, I wanted to combine both elements from 1994 and 2005.
Over an hour. You know Andrew has cooked
56:10 Now that's a fun coincidence because I live not that far away from Karlstad. xD
Haven’t seen one of these in a while but it’s rumble season only time I fully tune in
Bro... You haven't seen From Dusk Til Dawn? You got to get on that man, badass movie! So many people in that movie. Salma Hayek is absolutely gorgeous. Awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome movie.
As always, much love and respect from Washington state, keep killin' it!👊🏼💪🏼
Salma hayak 🤤
Perfect for my last hour at the office, thank you boys !!!!
Rhea Ripley is the Jennifer Saunders, and that makes Dom the sniveling little Prince Charming haha 😂
Love this lad been looking forward to this pitches👍
Ross will forever be my favorite "Gary TH-cam".
😄👍
That psychic video was both hilarious and painful, please do one for Wrestlemania!
all the cultaholic bois are on a next level lately ! another great vid ya bunch of diddlers ! up the 1M sub creep x
My 3 favorite wrestling news reporters!......with that said, Gary TH-cam's 3 predictions!
1, punk or Gunther wins the men's rumble
2, Bayley wins the woman's rumble.
3, Roman keeps his title.
I think if Gunther doesn't win, Brock will cost him the win.
Bayley will just win, last eliminating one of damage Ctrl.
Roman will win, solo and Jimmy will interfere, with knight taking the pin.
Also elsewhere, KO takes the us title.
I got a pitche for Wrestlemania Damian Priest cash in in the middle of Seth v Punk hits his finisher on Seth than lets Punk get the pin, Next night on Raw Punk comes out as the new leader of The Judgement Day.
46:35 Can't wait for She-Hulk Hogan to win the 2024 women's rumble!
Maybe it’s the Weed talking but everytime Andrew says Carlito I hear him say Carl Lito
I’ve only listened to the first 3 pitches so far. I think it’ll be Jimmy vs Jay at Mania so the rumble is the best place to get that started! Would like a pitch about them meeting in the rumble
Best format out there
Ross's impression of Seth will never not be funny😂😂
Love Andrew's LWO pitch
I thought that I've seen that face somewhere and now i realize its King Ross himself. All hail!
33:30 Don't you be mocking opera glasses, Mr. The Jobber. My friend brought hers to All In and I can recommend them.
New camera setup for Pitches?!?
So my Pitch, final 4 is Brock, Gunther, cm Punk and Cody. Cody and Punk brawl Head to Head AS Gunther charges at them full Speed and chugs them Out of the Ring. Brock than eliminetes Gunther and celebrates. But Truth was never eliminated. He pulls of a hbk. Truth vs Priest, Mania for the title. Seth gets dethroned right before it on RAW. Punk vs Rhodes, Gunther vs Brock.
I think WWE should change patterns! The winner of the rumble gets the night 2 main event and the winner of the EC gets night 1 main event.
My Rumble would have two things:
1. After beating the tar out of Kofi and Xavier, Gunther gets eliminated by a returning Big E, who gets eliminated by Punk as an act of spite against Cody (Big E comes out in garb inspired by Jon Huber and they bond over it).
2. The Rock wins the Rumble by tossing Cody and Punk over at the same time... but does not accept the title shot. On RAW, he says he only really cares about taking the Tribal Chief name, so the real title shot will be given to the winner of the men's Elimination Chamber match.
From there, Cody wins and Night 2 becomes a double main event: Rock vs Roman followed immediately by Cody vs Roman (Rock loses, Cody wins). Rock eventually beats Roman in a Summerslam rematch, finally allowing Roman to leave for Hollywood in peace.
Thanks Jack King Andrew Hookinson and Ross Tweddell
If i don't see a TED'S THICK WALLS sign in the crowd on Saturday I'll lose all faith in humanity
I still think Cody wins the rumble despite the reports and we get him finishing the story at mania. In the lead up to mania the Rock becomes the special guest ref - he uses the idea of the head of the table against Roman by stating that the head of the table doesn’t need outside interference and so he will be the ref - this can build the Roman match and could tease tension between Cody and the Rock during the match because in the weeks leading up we see Heyman trying to tempt the Rock into helping Roman.
I feel like the likes of Drew, Punk, Gunther, Brock and 2x names can go into the chamber and the winner faces Seth - could get Truth in - the JD get him out of their business for a bit and Truth could say if he wins he will give his shot to Fin - this can tease tension between Fin and Priest because Priest can state he has the ultimate shot at singles gold (the briefcase) - Fin starts to become jealous of Priest with the briefcase - the JD then drop the tiles at EC - Fin is so angry that he lost his belts and is consumed we jealousy that Priest has the briefcase - turns on Priest with the help of the rest of JD - leading to a gimmick match between Fin and Priest at mania - in the lead up the JD injuries Truth - this could lead to the remaining members of JD vs Priest, Bad Bunny and truth.
I love the Rock special ref idea. He could take out the rest of the Bloodline when they try to interfere, leading to Roman going nose to nose with Rock. Allows Cody to catch him by surprise and win the titles while also sets up next years Mania main event and gives us a year of build up between Rock and Roman similar to first Cena and Rock build.
title*
Thank you Andrew! I thought I was the only one who was thinking MJF haha 😅😅
Fantasy booking, I’d have the countdown to the number 30 n then have no music play n no one come out, everyone be rlly confused but the match carries on, it gets down to punk vs Cody final 2 n punk hits gts n throws Cody out but the bell doesn’t go to say punk has won, then the lights go down, come back up n there’s someone in the ring with a devil mask on, he hits punk n throws him out, takes the mask off n it’s mjf, perfection
pitch: Eddy Thorpe enters royal rumble carrying bolt cutters and cuts all 12 ropes and we get or 1st Royal Rumble Underground match, and with all top ropes lying on the floor, eliminations only happens when you leave the mat, defaulting over the top rope.
When you think about it, we’re living in a time where almost every champion in wwe is heel
Thinking to myself, why is this over an hour long? Then Jack got to his last pitch and it all became clear . 😂
I'm pleased I'm not the only one who thought the Moth looked like Ric Flair.
I crave a number 1 & 2 entrants going from start to finish, first 2 to last 2, & them having a little 15-20 minute match at the Rumble. The ultimate star making performance, one of them wins at Mania while the other is the most obvious person to challenge them post Mania.
Ross’ 1st pitch is ridiculous but golden
Bold of ross calling truth "boy"
Been waiting for this ...
Peter the 3rd for the hall of fame!
What did Ross call Von Wagner (Beau Beverley’s son). I played it over and can’t tell?
Dusk till dawn wasn’t a Tarantino movie it was Robert Rodriguez
But he did play roles in reservoir dogs and pulp fiction
Ken Shamrock is in AMAZING shape. He should return.
50:26 shamrocks actual last name is Kilpatrick
King Edward the first THE GOAT he would CLEAR
Shrek is never going to be the same again haha
Jack "I hate fun" The Jobber
Bayley wins the women's and challenges Io. The Rock enters at 30 and wins the men's and challenges Roman. Cody enters #1 and is eliminated by Solo Sikoa after he eliminates Jimmy Uso. CM Punk enters like 27th and is eliminated by Cody. CM Punk later wins the elimination chamber.
59:43 Just watch Andrew's brain reel in the whale that was his "Romania Reigns," joke here. The cogs in the ol' noggin were TURNING. 😆
Was looking forward to watching this but after the recent news i just can't. Shame cause I love these videos
“Long odds on that?”
“Fairly long!”
As an American lads i can tell you Edward I is one of your most impressive leaders ever.
Out of the first 3 pitches, Ross has the best. MJF could also pull that move if you get him.
Kenneth Wayne Kilpatrick ☘️
Assuming getting back in the ring doesn’t put his life in jeopardy, my only pitch I want is to hear “We all wanna go big? Then say that
thanks!
1. Gunther should enter at number 1 again and Cody should enter at number 2. The final 2 from last year start the Rumble this year.
2. The Rock should officially join the Bloodline and eliminate Cody from the Rumble.
3. Big E should return to win the Rumble because I miss him.
i'd honestly prefer Cody at 1 Lasts over an hour and Gunther at 30, a role reversal from last year
@@BlitzAce987 That would be fine as well, but Gunther is great and I would like him to be in the match longer.
Winning from both 1 and 30 has been way overused the last few years. Need to get away from it.
@@fromomelastocarcosa3575 Did you miss the part where I said I want Cody to lose the Rumble?
Royal rumble 1998 - the three faces of foley
Royal rumble 2024 - the 32 faces of a truncated icosahedron
Parchment and quill?
im definitely not playing WRC freaking out while watching this
Love Ross says how's the boat gonna get to the ring, the propeller will break... Explain to me how TF teds walls are getting to the ring or even the building 😂😂 everyone of these I imagine either teleporting or growing legs to walk 😂😂
“Number 3 it’s, this moth!” 💀💀💀
1hr15mins??? oh boys you have TREATED us
I’ve heard two people now predict Shamrock for the rumble
My prediction:
Strowman will return and start dumping superstars. They'll all team up against him, and the next entrant in Erick Rowan. The two reunite and dominate the rumble, then the lights go out and Uncle Howdy appears. He takes off his mask, revealing Bo Dallas, and brings them together for a hug. The camera then pans on a closer shot of Bo's hands on top of Erick and Braun's head. He is wearing the Fiend's gloves, but instead of hurt and heal, they're both heal.
That will not happen.. but that would be dope for sure!
Mania 40 gotta be:
Cody vs Randy
Seth vs Punk
Roman vs Rock
Gunther comes out a 1 just like last year Lesnar comes out at 2. They stare down. Gunther goes for a chop lesnar duck goes for an F5 Gunther gets out, hits a chop then Powebomb, tosses lesnar out before number 3 comes out in a complete reversal of lesnar rumble 2020 performance
Camera man is a big foot guy, niceeee