9 Pitches For WWE Elimination Chamber 2024
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ม.ค. 2025
- Jack The Jobber, Andrew Hodkinson and Ross Tweddell make their 9 Pitches For WWE Elimination Chamber 2024.
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GUYS!!! R Truth just posted that he wound up in AUSTRIA!!! Y'all some psychic MFers 😄
Pitch hall of fame pick that first one from Ross 👏🏻
And R truth actually did it today lol
When Jack went "U!" My mind immediately jumped to Crank That Solja boy.
Ross is a psychic, R-Truth posted a video this morning in Austria
Is this the first time a pitch idea has actully come true haha 😂 😂
The fact that R-truth made the Austria joke this morning on Twitter 😂
Ross with the W for having his R-Truth Pitch correct 🥳
Ross in genuinely one of the funniest people in the internet
Andrew... Just on pitch one but that was tom clancy levels convoluted mate
I have a pitch for the Raw after the Chamber. Starts on the PLE, where Dom and JD give a huge assist for Judgment Day retaining the titles. On Raw, Ripley says that Dom and JD deserve a reward. She tells them to give Dom and JD a set of titles. Priest and Balor are reluctant at first, but then give them the SD tag titles. Priest and Balor then agree that to see if they are really viable champions, then they can defend them on Smackdown against New Catch Republic. NCR then defeat Dom and JD, immediately taking the titles off of them.
Ross is Nostradamus, I tell ya! That Truth prediction was spot on!
As someone born and raised in Perth, I wouldn't go in the Swan River if someone paid me to! It's heckin nasty
49:19 I had this on in the background, and didnt see Jack put up the Chase U handsign, so my first thought here was Soulja Boy showing up for some reason to save R-Truth and Cena
Same
Ross called it! R-Truth went to Austria lol.
Here I am in the year of our Lord (or your recognizable entity of choice) 2024, and Ross about straight nailed his first pitch. Truth, in fact, ended up in Austria.
You called the R-Truth Promo!!!! You have the power!!!!
I love how we started with a bunch of pitches for the absolute TREASURE that is R-Truth
Ross' prediction CAME TRUE!!!! Truth in Austria!
So the Truth Austria thing actually happened. Somebody is definitely watching these podcasts
These are always my FAVORITE videos to watch around PPVs!
But this 9 pitches video was an ALL TIMER. I was laughing so hard throughout!
It's well past time to split those tag belts up tbh. They keep making and building up teams, and it can't be for no reason
That's what I've been saying! Why have floters when you can have more yeah stories
Truth posted saying he is in Austria !!! You called it lol
I hope one of them see this before they shoot the podcast, but Ross and Andrew's reaction to Jack's intro needs to be in the hall of fame lol.
Andrew pitching The Rock applying a good looking sharpshooter is the most unrealistic thing ever pitched on this show.
The fact he got the r truth right I’m dying 😂😂😂
Ross' first pitch is perfect! *PERFECT!*
*in a Paul Heyman voice * It wasn't a pitch, it was a prediction!
R truth really did posted I am in Austria Where you at ☠️
I still want Drew to win at mania after beating an injured Seth after the tag match on night 1. Seth would have a fighters spirit but his knee would give out. Have Drew celebrating over his title, crowd booing then JD music hit, for JD yo jump Drew have Drew put up a valiant effort clearing the ring but ultimately losing to Priest. This can create power dynamics in the JD, also have Gunther breathing down Priest neck as well as Drew out for vengeance. Finn wanting to have the belt after seeing there is a clear leader. Dom taking Rhea’s side and JD playing the fence
Corbin and Breakker are still the Wolf Dogs, their finisher is the Spear of Days
As an Australian (from Perth) my accent ratings from the first two minutes:
Gold: Ross
Silver: Jack
Bronze: Andrew
DNF: Joel
Should be noted they were all dreadful, just varying levels of dreadful 😊
as an Australian I miss hearing flaming galah I’m bringing it back
The more I hear it, New Catch Republic grows on me. I still like British Strong Style more, but it's solid.
OMG thank you guys for this video! These are so fun
Absolutely love the opening pitch. Perfect as it is, but would also be very entertaining to cut back to R Truth just having a lovely time seeing the sights in Vienna
Oppenheimer "Can You Hear The Music" montage but it's John Cena learning under Chase U
Ok, continuing on the pitch for the Grayson Waller segment where they tie up Seth and Cody, put up the cage, and most importantly as you said, Rock drags a referee down and says "Ring the damn bell!":
The bell rings. Rock also yells at Samantha to announce them. She starts but is very unsure and it comes through in her voice. "The following is a... cage match?" Rock motions with his hands like "Hurry up, hurry up" so she goes faster. "The match can only be won by pinfall or submission, or by the first competitor to exit the cage with both feet touching the floor." By the time she finishes, Rock is outside the ring near her and snatches the mic away. "Took you damn long enough, if I had any hair it'd be gray by now!" He brings the mic into the ring, and we get a solid 5-10 minutes of Cody and Seth being absolutely massacred while the Rock quips on the mic. During this time he can say something here or there that tweaks Roman, or maybe causes Heyman to make that "Oh no" face, but Rock keeps them calm, "Hey it's all good man," before turning back to his victims.
Eventually Rock picks up Seth and chucks him off to the side into the cage wall. He and Roman then sit Cody up in the corner, and get in his face while talking to him. "You've been in the ring with me for 10 minutes and you haven't even landed a punch! Is this what we can expect from you at Wrestlemania, Cody? Is this how you perform in big matches? By choking? By failing? By showing the whole world that you absolutely suck-"
DING DING DING
... what?
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS - THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE CODY RHODES, AND SETH FREAKIIIIIIIN ROOOOOLLIIIIINS!"
Rock and Roman whip their heads around - Seth is gone. The camera finds him on the ground - while Rock and Roman were dealing with Cody, Seth had crawled his way out. Seth is bloody, bruised, and beaten, but he is laughing his ass off. Cody, barely conscious at this point, also manages a weak smile.
The Rock is panicking. Like "The Hurricane just said my dick was small" panicking. "Nonononono this wasn't a match! This was- hey, you!" He grabs the ref by the throat. "You tell them this wasn't a match." The ref responds "You told me to ring the bell!" The Rock throws him aside, "It doesn't matter what I told you- TURN THEIR MUSIC OFF! Whoever is in the truck, you turn it off right now, or the Rock is going to come up there and shove that mixer straight up your candy ass! Samantha!" He turns and stomps over to her. "You take it back. You take the result back right now, you tell them you got it wrong. Right now." Samantha shrugs and backs away, trying to say something but Rock does his usual "Blah blah blah I don't care you Beyonce wannabe piece of trash, you say they didn't win, and you say it right now, or so help me-"
While all of this has been happening, from the moment the bell rang to now, Roman and Heyman have been watching with increasing frustration. They aren't yelling or screaming, but the look on their faces gets more and more sour over time. When the Rock moves in on Samantha, Roman and Paul head to the door of the cage and exit.
Back with Samantha, the Rock has just said "So help me," and Samantha nods and says "Ok ok ok! Ok!" The Rock backs off, and Samantha composes herself, then raises the microphone and says "After careful review, the decision-" she looks defiantly at the Rock "-WILL STAND." The Rock goes bugeyed as Samantha repeats "Therefor, the winners of this match are indeed the American Nightmare Cody Rhodes and Seth Freakiii-"
The Rock slaps the microphone out of her hand. She slaps the Rock across the face. The Rock is stunned for a moment, but before he can do anything, Roman grabs him by the shoulder and forcefully spins him around. The Rock stares at this man who DARED to put his hands on the Rock. After a tense staredown, Roman says "You need to leave. Right now."
The Rock doesn't flinch. Roman leans in close, but the cameras can still hear him as he says in a low voice "You are embarassing the family, and you are embarassing the Bloodline. You need to leave. NOW."
The Rock stares a hole through Roman, but it seems like eventually he gets the message, and he steps past Roman and Heyman and heads towards the ramp. On the way he passes Seth Rollins, who is still down but is absolutely howling with laughter. The Rock kicks him for good measure, but it does nothing to hurt Seth's mood.
Roman slowly approaches Samantha and, in a rare act of decency, says "I apologize for my cousin. And I assure you, it will not happen again."
And with that, he and Heyman follow the Rock up the ramp.
Along with me just loving the idea of Rock setting up a fake match to stroke his ego, and then LOSING that match, this also plants the seeds of Rock/Roman. To Roman, the Bloodline is his life. The Anoa'i family is his life. And while he may be a cutthroat and a cheater and a scoundrel willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done, he knows not to piss off the tribe. He is the Tribal Chief - how the Bloodline members act reflects on him, and Rock's behavior reflects very, very poorly on him, and on the family. We can have a few weeks of tension before Mania, then a false conclusion when the Rock finally says that he understands, and that "Roman Reigns... I acknowledge you." With that, we are meant to think that the Rock has fallen in line, but by the time Cody vs. Roman comes around on Night 2 of 'Mania, Rock will be more than ready to betray the Tribal Chief, setting up their eventual match at Summerslam.
18:22 omg I've been reading the Great gatsby lately so jack got a pop out of me 😂😂😂😂
The next PLE is in Perth Straya fyi flaming Galah is Alf Stewart from Home and Away I'm pretty sure you lads know the theme song. My Pitch for Dirty Dom to get some nuclear heat in Perth dress up as an Eshay/Adlay think (Aussie Roadman) and specifically wear Red TN Shoes, Nike Bum Bag and wear a uniform of a AFL team either Collingwood or the Crows (Rhea Ripley's favorite AFL team) The Rest of the judgement Day can get in on the fun too.
Optus is a phone company here in Australia, therefore the name is the sponsor, Optus stadium, hosts weekly Australian rules football, test, one day, and T20 cricket. Rugby union games between Australia & many other nations. Loads of concerts have been held there, and it's one of Australia's nicest stadium, only opened a few years ago, has some awesome lighting as well. Holds 60000 for a afl game.
49:18 I can't believe Souja Boy is in Pirth Australia
Hell yeah , These are my favorite types of videos!!
Ross called it 😂 R truth posted pretending to be in Austria 😂😂😂😂
This was the best pitches video i have watched. I love your F'n excitement Ross
I am sorry guys, Bianca is NOT undefeated at mania, she lost a battle royal at Mania 34 I believe, the preshow counts right?
Back here because R-Truth actually went to Austria XD
As someone watching from Perth it’s very wild to hear the swan river mentioned in a pitches video
Lets gooooo 9 pitchesss!!!!!
Explaining to Ross what a GYYAATT is 😂 that's comedy 38:12
I am 4 mins in and writing this. If they don't do that R-Truth one they have missed a trick
Tama Tonga to show up and wreck somebody important at Perth. That’s my pitch. *maybe Orton?
MCG (Melbourne cricket ground) where super showdown was is a lot bigger than Optus stadium(Perth). ED Sheeran played to 109k ppl at the MCG.. these stadiums are not just for cricket they are, majority of the year used to host AFL games. Where crowds can range from 60K-90k+ in some stadiums.
Can we start a go fund me to get Jack a new hat?
Jack my boy with the azteca referance..we need that to be a HOF pick for next week
10:54 that’s a fire ass pitch
"Across two shows on March 2 and 3, Ed Sherran performed in front of 108,000 fans for his first concert at the MCG, before going on to break that record the following night, playing in front of the largest crowd of his career - a record breaking 109,500 fans for his second and final show in Melbourne."
Love how Ross loves a bloody good shoot 🔥👏🤣
That Josef Fritzl joke 🤣
53:03 I've never had a reason to comment before, but I haven't seen anyone mention this. Lads, how could John Cena not be a lecturer? He has a Doctorate in Thuganomics!
The hardest yes for Ross' pitch just because I really think Cody needs a blue bar cage match. I'd even just make Roman vs Cody in that cage @ Mania
As an Aussie who will be going to the PLE, we don’t have shrimp, we have prawns.
Andrew may just be the most fed-pilled wrestling TH-camr out there. And think of the ground that covers.
More unlikely:
Omos does a picture perfect moonsault off of the HIAC cage OR the Rock puts on a perfect sharpshooter. 🤔😂
Been waiting for this vid lol hyped for an out of the country ple they always bang
My cat was on my lap and ross’s intro scared the hell out of him😭
Mania tag team ladder match with both titles hung separately and lets finally get those split again.
I only found out about Chase U because of the lads each week, this pitch is sick - get Truth in too!
ROSS WAS RIGHT! kind of
It's been years of this videos, I wonder if any point the Lads got something that eventually happened or something close
@@urbaindelva7869 Yeah I know, I mean is their catchphrase, I remeber when I saw the ones in which Ross would do insane things with the laws of physics, just wondering if at any point WWE did something similar
19:05 I shit you not, that whole time I thought he was talking about Braun Strowman
Austin, Seth, Jey and Cody vs Bloodline HAS to be Night one main event!!!!!!!
the only way to improve ross' first pitch would be to have truth deliver the intro promo shows always have and thats the punchline
I love the idea of R-Truth getting stuck in Austria 🤣🤣🤣
For a second, I thought early Soulja Boy was coming down to save Cena and Truth
was 38 degrees Celcius at work today
I tell my girlfriend that less is more all the time. I dont think she believes me...
GYATT !!
As great as Swann could be, he sucked in Australia - averaging over 50. He had one good innings there throughout his whole career.
Australia was where he had his Austin moment, taking his ball and going home mid Ashes.
As a Cumbrian who has followed this channel for a long long time I would like put jack on a yellow card for that Cumbria accent 😂😂
An all-timer from Ross right off the bat.
You boys know your wrestling but your cricket knowledge leaves something to be described.
Swann’s last test match ever was in Perth and he was smashed. His figures were 162-3.
He got thrashed for the entire series. The Aussies spanked him so hard he retired.
Look back at the wwe new champion revel when the rock got rid of the spinner belt. Interesting Cody rock interaction
Was lashley ever retrieved from river?
Nia Jax is Australian?! Im so confused why this hasnt come up 😂
It's what we want to happen
3:45
Ross why would we want the titles merged. Split em and changed their design.
And Jack… Final Resolution!???? 💀😭
Hopefully if they do Bianca vs Tiffany they opt to have Tiffany win
Me an Ross had the same pitch I swear to God that's wild 😂 [r-truth]
For me drew has to go to mania and beat Rollins and as he finally had his moment in front of the crowd he gets cashed in on
Karrion’s group isn’t called the final testament?
You mean the final testament?
wwe give tag teams a name without New The or Day in it challenge level impossible
Maite: that's my Aus accent as an Indian.
Bianca Belair is not undefeated at Mania, Ross. She lost a battle royal, if I remember correctly.
Main card they are right, overall yes she did lose the battle royal
ROSS OMG 😭😭
"Like a dingo about to eat a baby"
Definitely don’t need a pair of floaters with both sets of titles.
WMXL will end with Cody as new WWE Champion, & Rock new WHC. Roman is banished by High Chief Rock, wins the 2025 Rumble & beats Rock for the WHC. If they retire the Universal Title or have Roman keep it to keep his Streak of Days.
as an Australian who is going to the show I feel scammed
LIFE’S A PITCH AND THEN YOU DIE!❤