Dog Breed Deformities
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ค. 2024
- This quickly degraded from a video discussing an issue to a full on doggy roast session.
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The bull terrier is what voldemort's dog would look like
It's just and AT-DP version of a dog
bull terrier is walter
Ok Sith Trooper
Walter
IDK but I kinda like the Bull Terrier
Also Boston Terriers are pretty cool vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/2/29/Iggy_OVA.png/revision/latest?cb=20130130075911
Bull Terriers 100 years ago: *normal looking dogs*
Bull Terriers now: *Bicycle seat for a head*
Lexie Vrieling hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha no
Italian greyhounds have the bike seat head 🐑
bicycle face ass
ur an og if u know the reference
XD
Naw it’s a football head 😂
It’s a 🧢 + 👦🏼 reference
I once saw a film about a prestigious dog show which was won by a shih-tzu (a tiny thing that looked very much like a mop). Immediately afterwards, the owner placed the dog on a huge block of ice and explained this was necessary because the dog was prone to overheating after exertion - the"exertion" in this case being strolling around the hall a few times before the judges. And this poor, basically unviable creature was awarded the main prize, setting an example for other breeders to follow.
Bro needs to upgrade his cooling system
@@aydencahoon6557 so, bigger block of ice?
Shit Zu
Holly hell, that's a depressing.
@@simplyspenser887 You know what´s more depressing? According to vet techs, brachycephalic breeds like frenchies, mops, etc, don´t want the endotracheal tube (ya know, the thing vets and human doctors give patients during anesthesia to ensure proper breathing) removed after anesthesia. It´s the best their ever breathed, and it´s just sad.
The line of “ Jesus $&@$ put it back in, IT’S NOT DONE YET” had me in tears because I did not expect it.
Jesus, I was reading your comment and the audio was saying the exact same thing as I read it out inside my head. 😂
Why did you censor the Christ?
@@bleysingram7789he said jesus fuck.
@@ImJeremyHD Blunt. I like you.
and the drawing of Sam literally giving birth hahahhahah
The dog noises were incredible
grrr grr *BLOODLUST* grr grr
CUH CUH CUH
HRRR HRRR HRRR HRRR BLOODLUST HRRR HRRR
10/10 dog noises
😢 such beautiful voice acting
The bull terrier looks like a Tesla cyber truck
LOL you just made my day thank you
Cyberdog
I’ve never understood why people like them there just ugly
that, it does
what have you done
Treat a chihuahua like a dog.
You get a good boy.
Treat a chihuahua like a glorified handbag accesory.
You get a snapping, screaming, sh*ting hellspawn.
Pure chihuahuas are like that
@@lenoirx yes
3:04
I had one. She was a sweetheart, but was abused in a puppy mill and was terrified of men. It took me a year to get her to fully trust me, and from then on, we were inseparable.
The only person she ever attacked was a guy in cowboy boots messing with her. The poor dear broke her teeth on that tough leather, so the vet had to pull them all out.
For the rest of her life, her tongue hung out her mouth giving her this "hurr" look like Stimpy.
The only chihuahua I've ever properly encountered was a sweetheart. She wagged her tail and behaved like any other good dog. So, I believe you. Seeing people trashing the whole breed for their owners' faults sure makes me feel awful.
I’ve seen a pug/chihuahua mix before that was weirdly both healthy and very friendly
the amount of genetic fuckery just cancelled each other out
Probably because they're not being inbred.
My friend has one, he calls it a chug. They actually seem like relatively normal, calm, small dogs
@@simonhull1042 "chug" what a cute name
Ironically, if you mix a Pug and a Chihuahua, all of the mess seems to even out a bit and you get a significantly more normal dog.
*hrnngh hrnngh BLOOD LUST hrnngh hrnngh*
ooHoHOoH mr wiggles
Nebula The Cat that’s where your wrong
....????
I died at that part
It said blood loss not blood lust
oreodoesgachavids 0.0 nah it was blood lust
Bull terriers then: relatively normal dog.
Bull terriers now: Walter
I'm Walter. You have something to say?
it's moster! don't make me commit war crimes on your ass.
I like fire trucks and moster trucks
Walter
walter
@A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out walter
The Chihuahua is what happens when you fuse a goblin, a demon, a wolf, and the incarnation of angry into 1 single creature.
>:(
They're rats not dogs.
Chihuahas were originally bred in ~mexico as a meat animal.
@@ben8147 im not putting the spawn of satan in my mouth,
I remember when I was with a friend for a couple days and they had 3 dogs, one of which was a chihuahua. His name was Peanut, because he was the color of peanut butter. Peanut was abused by his previous owners, and was extremely shy because of this. Peanut was a very sweet guy, he just had a rough life.
Chihuahua's are usually only aggressive because they are constantly babied. Literally walking man children constantly afraid of anything bigger then them or that they don't know. But give them half an hour they'll relax.
maybe peanut was just an asshole to his previous owners and got one hell of a beating
you can see how angry he was when he drew the chihuahua
U madd
As someone with a chihuahua I can confirm they suck and I want to dropkick it
@@pyroshrimp4073 then why not do it?
my chihuahua is nice but shes a mix
The chiuahua or Sam'o nella?
*Normal Looking dog:*
*Random Dog breeder: n o .*
Dam dog shows.
Meh
Dachsunds were actually bred as rat hunting dogs, those short legs are so they can fit into very tight spaces, and their tail was bred to be strong enough that the owner could grab it and pull the dog out if it ever got stuck
Sort of, if you look at historical pictures they have short legs, but still long enough to be functional. Now that they're never used for their original purpose and are just pets laying around the house all day, they dialed the short leg thing all the way up to a ridiculous and unhealthy level.
They weren´t exactly "rat dogs", like some terriers, but dogs used for hunting animals in their dens. Their short legs and long body were useful in digging into fox burrow, for example. Of course, the OG dashunds had longer legs than those we see today.
Actually, no. They were created to hunt badgers in their burrows. Dachshund is German for "Badger Dog". The short legs are the same as they were historically, but modern Dachshunds have a much longer (and more fragile) back than their predecessors.
Yeah, they have the perfect build for pest control.
the drawing of the chihuahua was absolute perfection. i don't think it could have been done better.
Imagine if aliens captured humans and bred them into whatever they thought was cute that century.
BigChonk13 YO LMFAOOO
There’s a book about that called All Tomorrows. The illustrations are nightmare fuel.
@BigChonk13 I have, but that guy could look semi-normal if he went on a diet. I'm talkin' motherfucking humans genetically manipulated into semi-sentient worms.
Oh Jesus, no. I don't want to imagine that
Oh no
I guess that's why pugs look constantly sad
they're in constant existential pain, literally
@Buttrape Bill it's the pugs. They are in constant moderate pain and huge amounts of respiratory discomfort. (www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/sep/21/vets-ask-prospective-dog-owners-to-avoid-pugs-and-other-flat-faced-breeds)
@@drugsarenotcool7325 If my dog is a pug chiwawa breed, and has a snout, is it still in pain?
doesn't every pug have down syndrome?
Its possible for a full breed pug born but their snouts is slightly longer?
@Jessica Ghorayeb wtf how
Budget for a day's worth of meals?
It’s now illegal in Norway to breed a few specific dogs. Breeding English or French bulldogs, or King Charles cavalier spaniels qualifies as animal cruelty.
Cropping has been banned in Europe for some time now, but it’s still done in the US 🙄
I'm starting to think that too much freedom can also be bad
@@nonsensical180
Never say a sentence like that.
Some of the worst people in Human History said some shit like that. I can tell you plain and simply, what a Human being can do with THAT mindset is, historically, a thousand times more cruel and gruesome than ANY pug's existence
Power corrupts, absolutely. Removing a *little* freedom inevitably causes a domino-effect of authoritarianism.
Besides.. the U.S is most definitely NOT very free anymore.. (fuck's sake, DENMARK has less domestic Economic regulations than America.. Economically compared to a nation like Denmark? We're borderline communist.
@septimus7524 I just meant that ppl shouldn't be allowed to do crazy stuff like that
@septimus7524 also I'm saying it should be harder to get guns
@@nonsensical180
It's already more than hard enough.
Anymore than what we already got would require overreach
The irony is that both the dachshund and the chihuahua are examples of dogs that were bred for functionality. Dachshunds were bred for hunting animals that lived in tunnels (I forget which animal specifically) and chihuahuas were bred to be _living hot water bottles._
Of course, they're so neurotic that I can't imagine them actually working out well that way, but there was an attempt.
Wait what?
Dachshunds looked *very* different when they actually hunted badgers. Look up some historical photos. Now that they no longer do anything useful, the legs have got shorter, the backs longer, and the heads narrower and weaker.
Similarly, the land race breed that eventually became chihuahuas looked very different - they were much larger, had deer shaped heads (not the ridiculous "apple head" they now have) and longer snouts
@@giftofthewild6665 Yes, many working breed dogs that transformed into companion dogs have been bred to have their unique features exaggerated. My point was that those unique features were not created at random. Working dachshunds did still have stubby legs and long bodies. It's just that their legs were not _as_ stubby and their bodies not _as_ long.
To be clear, I'm not a fan of the direction that former working breeds have gone. Breed standards put forth by the AKC in particular are a disaster. I think they should maintain the working dog standards that they had and the focus should not be on exaggerating those standards, but rather on improving their health and lessening genetic illnesses. My point was merely to correct the misconception that certain breeds exist solely for the lulz.
As for the chihuahua, there are records of them going back at least two hundred years, as well as a description of small dogs being in Aztec markets from a letter from 1520. As for the "land race breed," if you're referring to the Xoloitzcuintle, the chihuahua is not descended from that. They're both descended from the small dog mentioned in that letter. Xoloitzcuintles were bred to be larger, while retaining the original breed's hairless trait while chihuahuas either kept the size or got smaller, but lost the hairless trait. Again, though, the fact that "deer head" chihuahuas are considered a fault is stupid. 99% sure the "apple head" comes with health issues and should be considered the fault.
What do you mean living hot water bottles, would they feed the dog water and then eat it or something?
@@voidbite The idea was that they'd put the chihuahua against the injured part of a person's body to warm it with body heat.
Modern chihuahuas are... not quite calm enough for that.
My friend has 2 pugs. All day everyday, they be like “haarl haaarl haaaarl”
One of my mom's friends had a pug named Douglas and she would make a noise like "FAAAAAAAAAAAA............FAAAAAAAAAAAA"
@@historyjunkie3144 mine made "GUUUUAHH ...GUUUHH"
I have one
My friend has a pug named sandwich and to be honest he gives me life
Hahahaha
The bloody metaphor of him having pug like baby is having me gagging
STAN *insert kpop group* is that good?
STAN *insert kpop group* Im laughing too hard at this to be considered healthy😂
Another Fun Fact: The hanging ears are for cuteness too since it comes with a loss of hearing of around 70%
ok 2 things (since i'm a total nerd about dogs lol)
1. dachshunds were bred with short legs to be able to fit into badger dens and hunt them
2. most of the time chihuahuas (and other small dogs) act like that because people constantly overstep their boundaries and treat them like toys because they're small
My dad used to tell me that a pug was a normal dog that ran head first into a bus and I believed it until I was like 8
thats arttttt 😂
My dad told me that a chiwawas were normal dogs once but then devil poseseth them and the devil was acount us creating this monster I was scared of chiwawas until 10
@@The-Spaceducky Tbh he's not wrong.
😂😂😂
Your profile photo make this 100x better. Lol
“PUT IT BACK IN ITS CLEARLY NOT DONE YET”
16 156
He got me right there
Thats what my mom said
hamsters are pretty close to the ground to. little fucker bit me two weeks ago and died yesterday
lol
Dachshunds were bred to go in holes and chase out animals. The name is literally German for “badger dog.”
It wasn’t for cuteness.
Every time I need a pick me up I watch this video. No matter how sad, or upset I am this always gives me a good laugh and helps to cheer me up. Thank you Sam!
Same here actually! I'm here at least once every 6 months. Crazy how perfect this video is!
*Oh Mr.Wiggles was a little hungry this morning wasn’t he*
HURHG HEUGH HRGH
*B L O O D L U S T*
Sara Fox AHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaa!*wheeze*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh look at how cute he is taking a vacation for his organs. (Here's what happened) I can't breathe why is my skin falling off and this is how the owner of mr wigglesworth died by the toxic turd af a chihuahua
I’ve never actually seen a chihuahua like the one he described. All of them I’ve seen are very well behaved and love to play. The one I know best though look like an arctic fox which is pretty cool looking and it’s extremely shy when it’s not in a playful mood.
Mr. Wiggles Arrested For Eating Seventeen Noses
Owner's Comment: “Oh Mr. Wiggles was a little hungry this morning wasn’t he”
The chiuahuas are the only self aware dogs, they know what mankind did to them and that's why they hate humanity.
Royce Rome I have a chihuahua and this is so true 😂
Well no fucking shit
My chihuahua was content with being self aware. He had a messed up jaw so that was probably why.
No just dont
@@balls582 I see you everywhere dude
this was my first sam o’ nella video. still holds up
You forgot the chow chows. They went from a normal, fluffy lion of China to being wrinkly around the eyes that they almost don’t have!
"what if this dog looked like a battle droid"
- bull terrier breeders
More like bedlington breeders (?)
Roger roger
Walter Walter
like
omfg imagine a goddamn bull terrier running at u with full speed ready to fucking destroy you
People: Aw that dog is adorable!
Dog: I can't breath
what
I CANNOT BREA TH
Breathe- but lmao
Breathn't
Breathn’t is the dog!
The man that created pugs is a menace to society
This is by far thr funniest video I have watched, I can’t breathe whilst laughing at this
“put it back in it’s clearly not done yet “
laughed so hard 😂
Same thoooo
Lol same
"Jesus fuck put it back in"
I know right
It's premature I have a nephew who is
Once I barked back at my Chihuahua and from me barking at him he straight up pissed himself.
That is wholesome
*wholesome award*
Assert your dominance
I used to be able to summon my friend's german shepard by doing a chihuahua bark and stopping when she rounded the corner. it was pretty funny, as she thought there was an actual dog and responded accordingly
@@Skemmm how in the fuck is that "wholesome"??? I swear you people just throw around random words without even knowing the meaning.
sam’s rant videos are hilarious i love the content
“JESUS FUCK PUT IT BACK IN IT CLEARLY ISNT DONE YET”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: **stares at my chihuahua**
chihuahua: **bares teeth**
WHYS MINE THE ONLY NICE ONE! not like thats bad or anything
Kyl442008 Games mine is nice too!
@@miu-bt8vt Thats good! Atleast I know mines normal lol
@@KylGames-cr2qt mine is actually nice too.
THEN MY IS WRONG? SHES SO NICEEE
“Jesus fuCk put it back in! It’s clearly not done yet!”
OonaDoodles i fucking cackled 😂
XDD
Edit _ Central. • 36 years ago what’s ligma
@@animecutie. Ligma balls, peasant
@@animecutie. how have you not heard of ligma
Thank you for this video! So many people don't realize how much dogs have to suffer just because humans want them to look a certain way. It's f*cking disgusting
The universe deciding what animal Henry Kissinger is getting reincarnated as:
"Hrrgh, hrrgh, hrrgh, *bloodlust* , hrrgh"
that part made me WHEEZE
@@yamads6515 Someone linked me this video and that was literally the part I quoted back to them. I hadn´t even seen this comment before.
I have a chiwawa
*yes they do act like that*
if all chihuahua's act like that i think mine is broken lol
@@yamads6515 1k likes
Wolf: extremely successful hunters, born killers
Pug: help im breathn't
I cringed so hard at this comment
Pasta Panda I love this comment
@@jenniferb.9241 you deserved it
Pugs are the best lol
Breathnt
My neighbor used to breed chihuahuas, they had 30 or so. I always admired their bravery for that. You can imagine all the barking walking by their house xD
You should make more of it. Too funny to watch 😂😂😂
I mean he isn't wrong. When we first got my English bulldog, Coco, my sister full on convinced me the dog was half pig
Oh my god
Why is that bad?
Don't forget that the english bulldog can't naturally breed with their body structure
It should be a dead-end breed
Melaney Churoy Well I have a pug and I know for a fact that it is hard for them to breathe and when they do it usually sound like a pig oinking
And I fear that the same fate will come to the French bulldog as well. They are still somewhat fine now, but with all the hype around them now that people realise that we've fucked up the English bulldog beyond repair I fear for their future in the next few decades
some pugs EYES FALL OUT BECAUSE THEY BULGE OUT SO MUCH. Think about that, we bred them so wrong that they have breathing problems and THEIR. EYES. FALL. OUT.
Jesus Christ...
Fuck...
Kill it
Jesus fuck
excuse me they do _what_
I got Rafeiro's myself. Livestock guardian dogs that are quite close to their ancestors. I read a couple days ago that a Rafeiro (do Alentejo) is the oldest dog that ever lived (30!) Not your typical family dog. It's not a real breed. It just means 'dog from Alentejo" and it's loosely a breed.
However, there is more than just deformities. Some normal looking dogs like for example the Bernese Mountain dog only lives up to 4 or 5 years on average because a lot of them get cancer when they're young. Breeds your be called inbreeds.
by far the best sam o nella video
You can tell that Sam genuinely hates dog breed deformities throughout the whole video
That's how you can tell he's wise man indeed.
I think about the chihuahua part and my brain went to Mr. Bubz.
Why are you a sad cat? Cats arent that deformed, consider yourself lucky
Unless youre obese, in which case i understand
@@tealblade2994 I am far from obese, not by a long shot.
@@tealblade2994 Sir, that is none of your business. Please leave the poor cat alone.
A guy just roasting dogs for 4 minutes straight I just couldn't stop laughing
I know, right? I lost it at the "chihuahua and rabies"-part
@@SuperSkyhorse samee lmao
Lone Wolf1847 me tooooo
Especially the chihuahua part I almost died
Me either
This is by far my favourite video
I didn’t expect this to be this funny, so thank you!
Some breeding should be classed as animal cruelty.
Agree, can you imagine a live of fighting suffocation?
Agreed some breeds (pugs) should be Just illegal to breed at all so we would Stop the suffering eventually
Yes especially English bulldogs being at the point where they can’t breed on their own anymore
there will never be ethical breeding under capitalism!
Please keep dachshunds existing, I love them. The most I'll let you do is rename them "Turstopperhunds", which is German for "doorstop Dog"
“So that’s my little rant about the monstrosities that live right under our noses”
Sorry, but I actually don’t have a nose anymore. Mr wiggles was hungry.
LMAOO OMG
XD
Alexander are you okay?
Oof
I was the 900 like
this made me laugh the hardest in weeks
Lets just take a moment to realize there was a time when daschounds had actual legs
Ironically, the cutest dog in this video was the normal golden retriever...
Ikr
That was my exact fucking thought
IT WAS A LABRADOR😭😭😭
@@akatgrl4247 I know lets just cry in smartass in the corner
@KingT_ 02 golden retrievers and a labrador are very different.
First of all their coat...
Golden retrievers generally have long smooth coat.
Labradors have a short coat.
Their body build
Golden retrievers are... more slender
While labradors are rather bulky compared to the two.
Their head
Pretty much the same, except labradors got bigger/rounder heads.
Note: labs can have a long coat too, same with weimaraners and dalmatians.
Also I suggest comparing the two (lab and goldie) by looking at images on google.
*Who else got this randomly on their reccomendation?*
I'm glad I did honestly--
Yep I don’t even know why
Meh
Not me. I was already subscribed.
Hello there fellow human.
This is still one of the funniest videos on TH-cam
It get me every time
Your description of a pug has me dying 😂💀
Pugs look like they chase parked cars.
Nice pfp
@@ismaelmartinez1925 thanks bro. ive seen urs more than a hundred times
@@mitingtwotch ikr
Jesus this comment is underrated
I made the likes turn into 666.
Dog: *literally dying*
Human: “Whadda cute iccle babyyy!”
Literally every video on youtube with pugs in it
same thing with fat animals
@Crispy Crisp shut up, it's just a joke
"Well I own a pug and he's happy and healthy." - Idiots
@@kamller6525 The fat animals must find it hilarious.
It's 2024 and this is still the best God damn thing I have ever seen.
Need more of these ranting videos. Love it!😂
The modern Bull Terrier be looking like a Tesla Cybertruck
LOL
lmfao
Hopefully Elon Musk doesn’t throw any metal balls against it this time.
💀💀💀
this is so fucking good jesus christ
i watch this video whenever im feeling down, thank you for this video
7 years later and still contains Quality Comedy.
Can we just TALK about the Irish Wolfhound? The Irish created a dog that is so enormous, so swift, and so unfailingly loyal, they used it to HUNT WOLVES. And apparently, it worked, because there aren't wolves in Ireland anymore.
And they're really friendly
so?
I'd love to have one but it would be like having another person living in the house. They take up human-sized amounts of space lol!
in africa there is a race of dog meant to fight hienas and lions, i cant really remember the name
edit: it seems it is the kangal and is not for hunting lions, but to protect form bears and wolves and is not from africa but form turkey
@@ecthelionalfa you might also be thinking of Rhodesian Ridgeback/Slipbacks, which were in fact bred for lion hunts
I wanted to get a pug but my dad yelled "WE ARE GETTING A DOG , *THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG* !"
So we got a golden retriever
Your father is a wise man.
Golden retrievers are the purest bois/girls good call (I really want one)
Jupiter Sparks pretty diverse too. Some are really big while some are small. Like I have two big Goldens one is a bit over weight the other is a freight train
My baby Lex is 7 years old now. Too beautiful and so cute.
good on him. dont support unethical practices like breeding for a face so flat the dog cant breathe properly
i still come back here every now and again just to hear the fuckin growl you did xD
Man, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time
This was really funny
There is actualy a reason for the Dachshunds shape:
It was suposed to crawl into rabbitholes and make the Baggers run out,
so that the hunter can kill them.
They’re actually German, their name means “badger dog”. Including rabbits, they were meant to climb into all sorts of places but mainly badger burrows. I have one, so I speak for all dachshund owners when I say they like to burrow in blankets.
@@galaxygeneral1200 yeah they really are good for that.
Yeah this kinda seemed poorly researched. Some of the origins of the breeds had "reasons" outside of just looking appealing.
Tbh dogs aren't the only organisms that have been bred to incredibly unnatural standards. Corn, strawberries, apples, avocados, wheat, etc etc. Are all so different from their native ancestors. Our modern day forms are much bigger, have a higher sugar content, and tend to produce fleshier fruits.
Is it unnatural? Yes. Would they survive in nature? Most wouldn't or they'd began to adapt and change. Is it good? Not always. Some of these organisms will have a lower quality of life. But is it bad? Not always. Some of these species are more drought or disease tolerant.
Selective breeding isn't always a bad thing but it isnt inherently great either.
There's also a reason behind their big floppy ears, like all other big floppy-eared hounds (bloodhounds, basset hounds, beagles). Having bigger ears that hang down to their snout improves their focus and sense of smell to anything they're meant to track down.
Yup bred to go down holes in the ground. Completely f**ked up their spines too.
I love how when he said "my baby" he literally meant a baby that _he_ birthed.
You're welcome for the 69 likes.
@@13Rats wait could you unlike? It's at 70 rn
@@lizageorge8923 Here mate. Have another one.
@@isam1323 🥺🥺 will it ever go back now?
@@lizageorge8923 I am afraid is too late now. The damage has been done.
My ex had a daschund (can’t remember how to spell it) and as cute as he was, lil man had some serious problems. He had back issues from falling off of the couch one time. When I was growing up my family had a boxer and me and him used to play “attack the quarterback” on the trampoline where we would line up on each side of the trampoline and jump at eachother for houes. He lived to be an old man and never had any problems
Hard agree on Chihuahuas… I had one, my Princess Maiya who was a real Mexican chihuahua and had long hair, healthy features and was really chill and adventurous. Every “purebred chihuahua” or the stupid flavors like teacup or apple head or whatever the fuck.. those are the monsters! They have all kinds of issues!
My princess had evolutionary reasons for all of her cuteness and that’s why I loved her. He had a furry tummy and paws to protect from hot sand, and her fur repelled sand and dirt like magic! She was the most chill homie I’ve ever had and everyone who owned a chihuahua would be like “She’s not a chihuahua, is she?!” and I’m like… yeah, just not a fucked up inbred one. She’s a dog from chihuahua Mexico, not some wolf midget with the rage virus! Damn…
My sister payed a ton for a special chihuahua to match her Rottweiler and that dog is fat, angry, refuses to ever listen, she’s missing half her teeth and going blind, she honks and spazzes out all the time, and her neck is fatter than her head so she slips out of her leash. No she’s not over fed or overweight, she’s just built like a furry snowman or football… she has a tiny head and big body.. lmao she’s so ugly and miserable but she’s my little buddy. She’s the family cockroach. Every other dog has passed away and she’s the last one standing, a grumpy old bitch who refuses to listen or move when told.
My Maiya was perfectly healthy until 15 and got sick and passed away within a day… it happened so fast and it was a rare occurrence.
My buster, Basset Beagle got cancer but lived a long happy and healthy life until the end.
Dolce (the old half dead one) is still around but her big brother Diesel the Rott had that stomach flip thing from choking on something and he died years ago…
Dolce had another brother Danny Doodle who was a beaten and abused mini pin my sister stole and he had brain damage and eventually he got outside and got hit by a car… :(
So yeah, Dolce and Me are the last ones standing. I have lung cancer so we just lay around miserable together and wait to see who dies first… haha I know it’s fucked up, but that’s life.
Dog: **dying from obesity**
Humans: *so cute look at my chonky boy* 😍
this is also true of cats. isn't there an entire subreddit dedicated to people overfeeding their pets to the point of obesity? something like r/chonkers
@@antthegord9411 EXACTLY
Reddit moment
@@goran_nokton big chungus moment
@@antthegord9411 They don't overfeed them tho?
Hell, the subreddit itself warns and encourages healthy diets for pet owners who have "chonkers", and i have yet to see someone who's actively overfeeding their pets for internet pounts
It’s not cute when a dog can’t breathe
No but its fun to strangle them
@@advancedtimestamps4793 don't say it's really gross what are you 12 :/ I met by there noses being so short they can't breath without panting
_bleach_on_ A_beach_ I have a pug
Kae Does Nails ok why are telling me this
_bleach_on_ A_beach_ idk
You had no business going so fucking hard for four minutes straight. I literally wheezed my way halfway out a chair. Thanks mate
Your commentary is perfect. You need to do one on horse breeds.
Dachshunds weren't bred for cute, they were bread to kill Badgers in their dens. Viscious little hunters.
bsdnfraje
They just so happened to turn out cute
They were designed to fit into small badger holes and blah blah blah etc etc etc
@Gxmerxgirl the minis were, really, but a proper daschund is a badger hunting dog
EXACTLY
@Gxmerxgirl they just so happen to be cute. But notice how territorial they are and how much they like "burrowing" in your blankets, clothes, towels, literally anything? That's their instinct to dig.
They are also hounds so to get their sniffer close to the ground they have short legs like the basset hound
“Oh mr. wiggles was a little hungry this morning wasn’t he” 🤣🤣🤣
Creeper
Thor Odinson aww man
so we back in the mine
he looks like a frickin goat
BLOODLUST
"Well people like dogs, and people like ferrets :3"
I have watched this at least 20 times over the years, and I still cry laughing!😂
Whenever my dad sees a dog that is like those mentioned in the video, he says, “Look at that genetic felony.”
Is your dad also pointing at you?
My dad does this but instead goes ‘oh look a cat on a lead! Oh wait, no. That’s a rat’ and then laughs at his own joke every time
ur pfp is literally a pug dude
m i m i b e a r I know. I never said I didn’t think they were cute.
Fun fact: Some people are breeding "retro pugs" which are basically pugs with actually functioning and not deformed bodies. It's adorable.
I just looked it up and I want one. Why is this not the normal pug?
We need to make those guys more well known about!
finally humanity has does something right
@@loficampingguy9664 i think they just have longer snouts or something
Thank you for making me aware of this, I'm having a hard time right now and this lil random fact has cheered me up greatly 💙 Pugs with a happier existence.
saw a pug today and my brain kept thinking of this video every time it breathed
I am thinking those for years thanks for explaining those
Pugs skulls are so deformed their eyes can fall out when they breath too heavily.
That is bizzare.
@Rachel Perez Yeah it's a pretty common condition where pugs eyes "bug out" of their head.
Huh
WHY DID I SEARCH FOR IT?
Oof that's scary
Normal dogs: i love u hooman
Deformed doggo: EnD mE mAsTeR
"Master, why have you forsaken me?"
“Me” Master? You must be.... SCOTTISH
My dog dont say dat I say "Midnight I am your owner" and he say " Noooooooo" he also say "mine"
This one was a fracking banger
I clicked on this video thinking it was just gonna be a fun educational video. But I didn’t expect his guy to be this ruthless. 😂
thats sam o'nella for you
I’m crying, literally crying I cannot breathe
“Put it back in, it’s not done!”
uncripted okay...?
uncripted they are talking about pugs
@uncripted well that was a terrible fucking joke...
I read that as soon as he said it
@uncripted triggered
Only one chihuahua in the world isn’t evil
Mr. Marbles
Yes-
Murbles
And Mr Bubz is the antichrist
dead dogs doesn't count
@@tsuki5993 hahahahahah.......your so funny hahahahahhaha.....just stop
I love that the chihuahua was the most well drawn thing in the video
Bulging eyes are caused by a physiological size constraint to what the mammal eye needs in order to be an eye. So as the skull shrinks, the soft tissue is forced to form a very shitty enlarge sphincter instead of normal eyelids.
And that "apple dome" some chihuahuas have? That's their brain cavity reorienting itself as the skull does some genetic gymnastics in efforts to counter the eye socket and snout problems. Bonus points: the smell centers in the brain changes location in those domes! As in, if they weren't tilted backwards, it would still be a mutant.
And then theres the American Kennel (Klux) Klub. There's a time limit to register "thoroughbred bloodlines" once a new breed is recognised. "Missed the limit? Then throw that beast in the ocean because it's a worthless mutt. Better luck next time." Societies like the AKC have turned dog breeding into european noble blood lines. No one cares if you're second-degree cosanguinous (aunt-nephew), make puppies to continue the bloodline and keep it pure. Sounds pretty terrifying suddenly, right?
Who else died when Sam said "Put it back in" XD
I died at the sound effects
Yeah its clearly not done yet
I did 😂
The baby I guess
Me xD