“So that’s my little rant about the monstrosities that live right under our noses” Sorry, but I actually don’t have a nose anymore. Mr wiggles was hungry.
IDK but I kinda like the Bull Terrier Also Boston Terriers are pretty cool vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/2/29/Iggy_OVA.png/revision/latest?cb=20130130075911
I once saw a film about a prestigious dog show which was won by a shih-tzu (a tiny thing that looked very much like a mop). Immediately afterwards, the owner placed the dog on a huge block of ice and explained this was necessary because the dog was prone to overheating after exertion - the"exertion" in this case being strolling around the hall a few times before the judges. And this poor, basically unviable creature was awarded the main prize, setting an example for other breeders to follow.
@@simplyspenser887 You know what´s more depressing? According to vet techs, brachycephalic breeds like frenchies, mops, etc, don´t want the endotracheal tube (ya know, the thing vets and human doctors give patients during anesthesia to ensure proper breathing) removed after anesthesia. It´s the best their ever breathed, and it´s just sad.
@BigChonk13 I have, but that guy could look semi-normal if he went on a diet. I'm talkin' motherfucking humans genetically manipulated into semi-sentient worms.
2:34 the dachshund actually has a function behind its features. It is designed to fit into badger holes and be so annoying that it triggers a bout of the bloodwrath so the badger will come forth and try and do everyone a favor by silencing the yap.
And I fear that the same fate will come to the French bulldog as well. They are still somewhat fine now, but with all the hype around them now that people realise that we've fucked up the English bulldog beyond repair I fear for their future in the next few decades
Thank you for making me aware of this, I'm having a hard time right now and this lil random fact has cheered me up greatly 💙 Pugs with a happier existence.
My dad told me that a chiwawas were normal dogs once but then devil poseseth them and the devil was acount us creating this monster I was scared of chiwawas until 10
@@rattle_me_bones I have the sweetest chihuahua who's nothing like the pics & videos you're referring to. Many people share videos about their normal chihuahuas, but they don't end up in viral memes, so people assume they're all crazy, which isn't any more true than all pitbulls are violent.
@@ArtisticlyAlexis i have a chihuahua too and if someone breaks into my house, instead of bitting and protecting us, she will just roll over herself and pee
Every chihuahua I’ve met is just as described in the video. I mean yeah of course they aren’t like that to people they know, especially their owners, but still they’ve come straight from hell to punish us for our sins or some shit
Where's the actual statistic for that? I've never heard that in my life. Plus, don't people dock some dogs' ears so they stand up straight? Like with Dobermans? Sounds like you're just making up shit. Okay, after researching, there isn't an exact percentage, ESPECIALLY not one that high. However, they do have slightly worse hearing, since the ears muffle sound. But, that drawback is replaced by more effective smelling/tracking.
Apparently when they were breeding domestic foxes they started to develop floppier ears and curlier tails. Maybe those traits just come from specimens that are more accustomed to humans?
Some breeders are trying to bring about something called the Retropug. They're like what pugs used to look like a few centuries ago (still small, still have curly tails, still have the goofy grins, but have enough of a snout to breath.
I remember when I was with a friend for a couple days and they had 3 dogs, one of which was a chihuahua. His name was Peanut, because he was the color of peanut butter. Peanut was abused by his previous owners, and was extremely shy because of this. Peanut was a very sweet guy, he just had a rough life.
Chihuahua's are usually only aggressive because they are constantly babied. Literally walking man children constantly afraid of anything bigger then them or that they don't know. But give them half an hour they'll relax.
Can we just TALK about the Irish Wolfhound? The Irish created a dog that is so enormous, so swift, and so unfailingly loyal, they used it to HUNT WOLVES. And apparently, it worked, because there aren't wolves in Ireland anymore.
in africa there is a race of dog meant to fight hienas and lions, i cant really remember the name edit: it seems it is the kangal and is not for hunting lions, but to protect form bears and wolves and is not from africa but form turkey
ok 2 things (since i'm a total nerd about dogs lol) 1. dachshunds were bred with short legs to be able to fit into badger dens and hunt them 2. most of the time chihuahuas (and other small dogs) act like that because people constantly overstep their boundaries and treat them like toys because they're small
@@Orange_Fever yep. We done fucked up an entire species that was already loyal to us because it was "cute" which also means modern dogs are almost entirely dependent on us for survival because of how fucked up they are
Dachsunds were actually bred as rat hunting dogs, those short legs are so they can fit into very tight spaces, and their tail was bred to be strong enough that the owner could grab it and pull the dog out if it ever got stuck
Sort of, if you look at historical pictures they have short legs, but still long enough to be functional. Now that they're never used for their original purpose and are just pets laying around the house all day, they dialed the short leg thing all the way up to a ridiculous and unhealthy level.
They weren´t exactly "rat dogs", like some terriers, but dogs used for hunting animals in their dens. Their short legs and long body were useful in digging into fox burrow, for example. Of course, the OG dashunds had longer legs than those we see today.
Actually, no. They were created to hunt badgers in their burrows. Dachshund is German for "Badger Dog". The short legs are the same as they were historically, but modern Dachshunds have a much longer (and more fragile) back than their predecessors.
I used to be able to summon my friend's german shepard by doing a chihuahua bark and stopping when she rounded the corner. it was pretty funny, as she thought there was an actual dog and responded accordingly
@@ranchertoads1009 I meant you're not wrong. Though my aunt and uncle have one, and it's honestly adorable. It's like one of those almost hairless gray ones. It's actually extremely nice and sweet, just extremely fragile too.
my great aunt & mom's ex bf both had chihuahuas. they were both very obsessed with them & went a lil crazy when their dogs died... no shade, but chihuahua owners just be like that.... yknow?
Just to prove sams point about pugs, my old math teacher once told us how she got a puppy pug, and the same day it died because it couldn’t breathe while eating out of a bowl
Treat a chihuahua like a dog. You get a good boy. Treat a chihuahua like a glorified handbag accesory. You get a snapping, screaming, sh*ting hellspawn.
I had one. She was a sweetheart, but was abused in a puppy mill and was terrified of men. It took me a year to get her to fully trust me, and from then on, we were inseparable. The only person she ever attacked was a guy in cowboy boots messing with her. The poor dear broke her teeth on that tough leather, so the vet had to pull them all out. For the rest of her life, her tongue hung out her mouth giving her this "hurr" look like Stimpy.
The only chihuahua I've ever properly encountered was a sweetheart. She wagged her tail and behaved like any other good dog. So, I believe you. Seeing people trashing the whole breed for their owners' faults sure makes me feel awful.
There is actualy a reason for the Dachshunds shape: It was suposed to crawl into rabbitholes and make the Baggers run out, so that the hunter can kill them.
They’re actually German, their name means “badger dog”. Including rabbits, they were meant to climb into all sorts of places but mainly badger burrows. I have one, so I speak for all dachshund owners when I say they like to burrow in blankets.
Yeah this kinda seemed poorly researched. Some of the origins of the breeds had "reasons" outside of just looking appealing. Tbh dogs aren't the only organisms that have been bred to incredibly unnatural standards. Corn, strawberries, apples, avocados, wheat, etc etc. Are all so different from their native ancestors. Our modern day forms are much bigger, have a higher sugar content, and tend to produce fleshier fruits. Is it unnatural? Yes. Would they survive in nature? Most wouldn't or they'd began to adapt and change. Is it good? Not always. Some of these organisms will have a lower quality of life. But is it bad? Not always. Some of these species are more drought or disease tolerant. Selective breeding isn't always a bad thing but it isnt inherently great either.
There's also a reason behind their big floppy ears, like all other big floppy-eared hounds (bloodhounds, basset hounds, beagles). Having bigger ears that hang down to their snout improves their focus and sense of smell to anything they're meant to track down.
There is hope. A breeder in The Netherlands has been working to undo the genetic deformities of the French Bulldog, basically fixing the godawful snout and short neck that's causing all of the breathing issues.
Yeah I have French bulldogs and I hate them they’re so weird looking and are constantly breathing like a person with asthma after the fitness gram paser test. But my parents think they’re sooo cute.
@@SeaBucket1 now, i hate the deformities, but i cant help but love calling it a fucking pig and laughing at its retarded ass face, so i love my brother's frenchie
Every time I need a pick me up I watch this video. No matter how sad, or upset I am this always gives me a good laugh and helps to cheer me up. Thank you Sam!
People: Look at how cute the pug is! pug: hey, I genuinely cant breath, and my eyes are so far out of my skull that there is a 75% chance you will have to remove at least one of them. people: their little bug eyes and noises are so adorable!
My cousin owns a pug. A few years ago I was visiting, and after getting concerned while hearing the poor thing slorping and gurgling as it panted (while at rest in an air conditioned room) I asked if it needed surgery to aid in its breathing. I was horrified when she told me that it already had surgery.
Oh look at how cute he is taking a vacation for his organs. (Here's what happened) I can't breathe why is my skin falling off and this is how the owner of mr wigglesworth died by the toxic turd af a chihuahua
I’ve never actually seen a chihuahua like the one he described. All of them I’ve seen are very well behaved and love to play. The one I know best though look like an arctic fox which is pretty cool looking and it’s extremely shy when it’s not in a playful mood.
My Apple Head I’m so sorry to hear that and I know the health problems weren’t entirely due to the beer but he should have been more responsible and not given his dog beer because that could harm the dog really bad
It’s now illegal in Norway to breed a few specific dogs. Breeding English or French bulldogs, or King Charles cavalier spaniels qualifies as animal cruelty. Cropping has been banned in Europe for some time now, but it’s still done in the US 🙄
@@nonsensical180 Never say a sentence like that. Some of the worst people in Human History said some shit like that. I can tell you plain and simply, what a Human being can do with THAT mindset is, historically, a thousand times more cruel and gruesome than ANY pug's existence Power corrupts, absolutely. Removing a *little* freedom inevitably causes a domino-effect of authoritarianism. Besides.. the U.S is most definitely NOT very free anymore.. (fuck's sake, DENMARK has less domestic Economic regulations than America.. Economically compared to a nation like Denmark? We're borderline communist.
I really hate to say this, it was my stepdads dog, but the 3 lb chiuhuahua passed away recently. And I literally wasnt sad. I LOVE dogs, but dude, the thing existed for the Devil.
The chihuahua, also known as the following nicknames: Purse Demon Neurotic Necrodalmation The Meth Master Bashful the Bloodlust Shiba InurCorpse Wolfenstein Panzerhund Reject Got Your Nose 2: I ate it Edition
Yeah my chihuahuas are wonderful and love all people. Breeding has nothing to do with the poor personify of many chi’s it’s the way their ignorant owners treat them
@@M011y. That's pretty facts though. Small dog owners let their little shits get away with way more than big dogs, and it's not entirely their fault either. If something the size of your foot comes running up to you barking and screaming, you're not gonna feel that threatened, especially compared to something half your size doing the same.
Jupiter Sparks pretty diverse too. Some are really big while some are small. Like I have two big Goldens one is a bit over weight the other is a freight train
fun fact, pugs were bred to be as inefficient as possible (at least their predecessors). This was to maximize body heat so that rich people could keep them in their coats when it was cold.
Rich people: hmmm I need to keep warm this winter....... AH OF COURSE lemme use a LIVING ANIMAL A few generations of dogs later: ok so they’re small enough, but what can them warmer? WeLl hOw AbOut It nOt bEinG aBle tO bReaTh
Bull terriers were definitely cuter before being crossbred. Also the passionate anger in his voice when he talks about specifically pugs and Chihuahuas
Every dog in this Video looked cuter before breeding. I'd give a fortune to own a wolfdog but I wouldn't pay a penny to be the owner of these nightmarish devils...
Used to have a Staffordshire bull terrier once. (One of the few bull terrier breeds that are genetically similar to how dogs used to be.) He lived to fucking 18 YEARS OLD before our last vet visit. If a dog is able to live long enough to go senile, then that’s a sign that the breed is good.
While the dachshund is messed up, there is a real reason for its shape other than just looking "cute". They were bred to do what ferrets excel at: chase small game like rabbits into their burrows.
@@Vel1ar Uh, no. They are great hounds. They love being what they are. If you go look at an actually informative vid/article, they are highly adapted for what the do. They go in holes and fight angry little critters. (Dachshund = Badger hound) Bonus, they have very waggy tails because the tail strong. They are strong because they can be used to pull them out of the hole in case they get stuck.
Lorenzo Porre I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but the Iggy was bred for dog races and hunting in Ancient Rome. Their skinny bodies and bicycle seat heads are able to fit in holes.
some pugs EYES FALL OUT BECAUSE THEY BULGE OUT SO MUCH. Think about that, we bred them so wrong that they have breathing problems and THEIR. EYES. FALL. OUT.
They did a study on pugs. They tested 50,000 pugs and found them to all be related to 50 individuals… imagine an entire town being related to each other
i agree with the dachshund except they weren’t bred for cuteness primarily, they were originally bred for hunting badgers by having a small and long enough body to go in their burrows and drag them out
They weren't originally bred to be that small or have 6 inch legs look up black mouth curs ... That's what the early full bred dachshunds were bred to look like but like with most house pets functionality took a backseat to over exaggerated qualities A normal short legged dachshund today wouldn't be able to catch a badger their too slow can't dig as well as their ancestors and don't have the ability to claw the badger ... 100 years ago you could get about 20 dachshunds and they were completely capable of taking down a black bear now a house cat could easily kill one I've owned dachshunds as well as curs and a long legged dachshund is basically a black mouth cur
@@achintdhiman4807 imagine everything you just said your dachshund could do and imagine it being able to do it fives times better Also I don't know if it's the same story but where I live a old lady got killed by some dachshunds it was at least 6 of them I don't remember the details but I think she trips and broke something
Meanwhile, in the opposite world. Dog person: Oh look how cute that human is! Quasimodo's crossbreed with Satan: I can hardly breath, I'm most likely sterile and pain is such a part of my life it became background noise. I mean, woof.
I love how dog owners are like “This is Bernard Saint the second he’s a full purebred husky chimera loodle. We met his parents and grandparents, we were on a waiting list for two years for him and he cost $4000” Cat owners are like “yeah his name is lump I found him in a bin and he’s my baby, his breed is orange”
At least dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers (hence their German name of Badger Dog). Basically, their long, low bodies let them run through badger dens to chase the creatures out, where the human would grab them
This. Also, working lines of dachshunds from back in the day look a good bit different than many of the deformed versions we have today. The way they were originally bred, of course they weren't prone to as many health issues (like bad backs) as they are now.
Dachshunds have a form of dwarfism. Bassets have it too. In they both have the weenie body, though bassets are more of a bratwurst because they are WAY bigger.
The tail was even bred to be short and strong so once they grabbed hold of the badger, the hunter could yank the dog and badger out of the burrow all at once.
Thank you for this video! So many people don't realize how much dogs have to suffer just because humans want them to look a certain way. It's f*cking disgusting
“So that’s my little rant about the monstrosities that live right under our noses”
Sorry, but I actually don’t have a nose anymore. Mr wiggles was hungry.
LMAOO OMG
XD
Alexander are you okay?
Oof
I was the 900 like
The bull terrier is what voldemort's dog would look like
It's just and AT-DP version of a dog
bull terrier is walter
Ok Sith Trooper
Walter
IDK but I kinda like the Bull Terrier
Also Boston Terriers are pretty cool vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/2/29/Iggy_OVA.png/revision/latest?cb=20130130075911
The bull terrier looks like a Tesla cyber truck
LOL you just made my day thank you
Cyberdog
I’ve never understood why people like them there just ugly
that, it does
what have you done
I once saw a film about a prestigious dog show which was won by a shih-tzu (a tiny thing that looked very much like a mop). Immediately afterwards, the owner placed the dog on a huge block of ice and explained this was necessary because the dog was prone to overheating after exertion - the"exertion" in this case being strolling around the hall a few times before the judges. And this poor, basically unviable creature was awarded the main prize, setting an example for other breeders to follow.
Bro needs to upgrade his cooling system
@@aydencahoon6557 so, bigger block of ice?
Shit Zu
Holly hell, that's a depressing.
@@simplyspenser887 You know what´s more depressing? According to vet techs, brachycephalic breeds like frenchies, mops, etc, don´t want the endotracheal tube (ya know, the thing vets and human doctors give patients during anesthesia to ensure proper breathing) removed after anesthesia. It´s the best their ever breathed, and it´s just sad.
Bull Terriers 100 years ago: *normal looking dogs*
Bull Terriers now: *Bicycle seat for a head*
Lexie Vrieling hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha no
Italian greyhounds have the bike seat head 🐑
bicycle face ass
ur an og if u know the reference
XD
Naw it’s a football head 😂
It’s a 🧢 + 👦🏼 reference
You can tell that Sam genuinely hates dog breed deformities throughout the whole video
That's how you can tell he's wise man indeed.
I think about the chihuahua part and my brain went to Mr. Bubz.
Why are you a sad cat? Cats arent that deformed, consider yourself lucky
Unless youre obese, in which case i understand
@@tealblade2994 I am far from obese, not by a long shot.
@@tealblade2994 Sir, that is none of your business. Please leave the poor cat alone.
Imagine if aliens captured humans and bred them into whatever they thought was cute that century.
BigChonk13 YO LMFAOOO
There’s a book about that called All Tomorrows. The illustrations are nightmare fuel.
@BigChonk13 I have, but that guy could look semi-normal if he went on a diet. I'm talkin' motherfucking humans genetically manipulated into semi-sentient worms.
Oh Jesus, no. I don't want to imagine that
Oh no
The line of “ Jesus $&@$ put it back in, IT’S NOT DONE YET” had me in tears because I did not expect it.
Jesus, I was reading your comment and the audio was saying the exact same thing as I read it out inside my head. 😂
Why did you censor the Christ?
@@bleysingram7789he said jesus fuck.
@@ImJeremyHD Blunt. I like you.
and the drawing of Sam literally giving birth hahahhahah
Bull terriers then: relatively normal dog.
Bull terriers now: Walter
I'm Walter. You have something to say?
it's moster! don't make me commit war crimes on your ass.
I like fire trucks and moster trucks
Walter
walter
@A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out walter
I guess that's why pugs look constantly sad
they're in constant existential pain, literally
@@drugsarenotcool7325 If my dog is a pug chiwawa breed, and has a snout, is it still in pain?
doesn't every pug have down syndrome?
Its possible for a full breed pug born but their snouts is slightly longer?
@Jessica Ghorayeb wtf how
Budget for a day's worth of meals?
Now I feel bad ☹️
2:34 the dachshund actually has a function behind its features. It is designed to fit into badger holes and be so annoying that it triggers a bout of the bloodwrath so the badger will come forth and try and do everyone a favor by silencing the yap.
you can see how angry he was when he drew the chihuahua
U madd
As someone with a chihuahua I can confirm they suck and I want to dropkick it
@@pyroshrimp4073 then why not do it?
my chihuahua is nice but shes a mix
The chiuahua or Sam'o nella?
I mean he isn't wrong. When we first got my English bulldog, Coco, my sister full on convinced me the dog was half pig
Oh my god
Why is that bad?
Don't forget that the english bulldog can't naturally breed with their body structure
It should be a dead-end breed
Melaney Churoy Well I have a pug and I know for a fact that it is hard for them to breathe and when they do it usually sound like a pig oinking
And I fear that the same fate will come to the French bulldog as well. They are still somewhat fine now, but with all the hype around them now that people realise that we've fucked up the English bulldog beyond repair I fear for their future in the next few decades
Fun fact: Some people are breeding "retro pugs" which are basically pugs with actually functioning and not deformed bodies. It's adorable.
I just looked it up and I want one. Why is this not the normal pug?
We need to make those guys more well known about!
finally humanity has does something right
@@loficampingguy9664 i think they just have longer snouts or something
Thank you for making me aware of this, I'm having a hard time right now and this lil random fact has cheered me up greatly 💙 Pugs with a happier existence.
2:10 Weiner dogs were bred to hunt badgers, and theyre super good at it.
I think Weiner dog can evolve into a snake few roads down the evolutionary path
@@kushalverma2737 definitely
Yeah but they also had normal sized legs for their bodies back then..
People: Aw that dog is adorable!
Dog: I can't breath
what
I CANNOT BREA TH
Breathe- but lmao
Breathn't
Breathn’t is the dog!
My dad used to tell me that a pug was a normal dog that ran head first into a bus and I believed it until I was like 8
thats arttttt 😂
My dad told me that a chiwawas were normal dogs once but then devil poseseth them and the devil was acount us creating this monster I was scared of chiwawas until 10
@@The-Spaceducky Tbh he's not wrong.
😂😂😂
Your profile photo make this 100x better. Lol
I love how the chihuahua one isn't even a breeding deformity but he put it here just because some people really liked having a demon in their house
Wait a minute are you really french? I smell kgb
Its entire existence feels like a breeding deformity. I have never once seen a video of a chihuahua actually being nice.
@@rattle_me_bones I have the sweetest chihuahua who's nothing like the pics & videos you're referring to. Many people share videos about their normal chihuahuas, but they don't end up in viral memes, so people assume they're all crazy, which isn't any more true than all pitbulls are violent.
@@ArtisticlyAlexis i have a chihuahua too and if someone breaks into my house, instead of bitting and protecting us, she will just roll over herself and pee
Every chihuahua I’ve met is just as described in the video. I mean yeah of course they aren’t like that to people they know, especially their owners, but still they’ve come straight from hell to punish us for our sins or some shit
Another Fun Fact: The hanging ears are for cuteness too since it comes with a loss of hearing of around 70%
Depends on the breed. Hounds ears help them have a better sense of smell by forming a kind of scent cone around their head
I believe they improve smelling in Spaniels as well
Its said the small legs, large body and the hanging ears are for going through earth tunnels.
Where's the actual statistic for that? I've never heard that in my life. Plus, don't people dock some dogs' ears so they stand up straight? Like with Dobermans? Sounds like you're just making up shit.
Okay, after researching, there isn't an exact percentage, ESPECIALLY not one that high. However, they do have slightly worse hearing, since the ears muffle sound. But, that drawback is replaced by more effective smelling/tracking.
Apparently when they were breeding domestic foxes they started to develop floppier ears and curlier tails. Maybe those traits just come from specimens that are more accustomed to humans?
Some breeders are trying to bring about something called the Retropug. They're like what pugs used to look like a few centuries ago (still small, still have curly tails, still have the goofy grins, but have enough of a snout to breath.
I love pugs, but really hate to see them suffer because humans want them to be “cute”. So, I support this idea
@@antflyp317 I respect your opinion, but can we at least admit that the paul brothers are worse than hitler?
@@idiotgoddess2114 wtf is wrong with you? we are talking about pugs.
@@antflyp317 So you.. don't think the Paul Brothers are worse than Hitler?
@@chaosincarnate7304 wtf is wrong with you why are you bringing up hitler in an arguement about dogs
The chiuahuas are the only self aware dogs, they know what mankind did to them and that's why they hate humanity.
Royce Rome I have a chihuahua and this is so true 😂
Well no fucking shit
My chihuahua was content with being self aware. He had a messed up jaw so that was probably why.
No just dont
@@balls582 I see you everywhere dude
The dog noises were incredible
grrr grr *BLOODLUST* grr grr
CUH CUH CUH
HRRR HRRR HRRR HRRR BLOODLUST HRRR HRRR
10/10 dog noises
😢 such beautiful voice acting
I remember when I was with a friend for a couple days and they had 3 dogs, one of which was a chihuahua. His name was Peanut, because he was the color of peanut butter. Peanut was abused by his previous owners, and was extremely shy because of this. Peanut was a very sweet guy, he just had a rough life.
Chihuahua's are usually only aggressive because they are constantly babied. Literally walking man children constantly afraid of anything bigger then them or that they don't know. But give them half an hour they'll relax.
maybe peanut was just an asshole to his previous owners and got one hell of a beating
@@zafreelazha2524what a horrible disgusting thing to say.
Can we just TALK about the Irish Wolfhound? The Irish created a dog that is so enormous, so swift, and so unfailingly loyal, they used it to HUNT WOLVES. And apparently, it worked, because there aren't wolves in Ireland anymore.
And they're really friendly
so?
I'd love to have one but it would be like having another person living in the house. They take up human-sized amounts of space lol!
in africa there is a race of dog meant to fight hienas and lions, i cant really remember the name
edit: it seems it is the kangal and is not for hunting lions, but to protect form bears and wolves and is not from africa but form turkey
@@ecthelionalfa you might also be thinking of Rhodesian Ridgeback/Slipbacks, which were in fact bred for lion hunts
"what if this dog looked like a battle droid"
- bull terrier breeders
More like bedlington breeders (?)
Roger roger
Walter Walter
like
omfg imagine a goddamn bull terrier running at u with full speed ready to fucking destroy you
3:56
" *Monstrosities under our noses* "
Pug: At least you have a nose
I don't know why but your comment made me cackle 😂
Also the chihuahua owner whose nose got bit off
As long as you exercise a pig, they won't go GaH GaH GaH, well as long as you leave them in temperate over 85 degrees Fahrenheit.
IDK :p Hahaha
Damn😂😂
ok 2 things (since i'm a total nerd about dogs lol)
1. dachshunds were bred with short legs to be able to fit into badger dens and hunt them
2. most of the time chihuahuas (and other small dogs) act like that because people constantly overstep their boundaries and treat them like toys because they're small
And dachshunds are genuinely lovely dogs.
“Oh mr Wiggles was a little hungry this morning”
Jesus Christ im still laughing
Wasnt he?
I was laughing during the entire video.
"Some say....he never stopped laughing"
*GR GR GR GR BLOODLUST GR GR*
Harf harf harf BlOoD LuSt harf harf harf
You forgot to mention that it is quite common for pugs’ eyes to *pop out* because of their shallow eye sockets.
a pug could literally just sneeze and its whole face will fall apart
@@biggestastiest pretty much
@@biggestastiest I would believe this if I hadn't been around a pug since basically every breath they take is sneeze adjacent
COMMON!?
@@Orange_Fever yep. We done fucked up an entire species that was already loyal to us because it was "cute" which also means modern dogs are almost entirely dependent on us for survival because of how fucked up they are
My friend has 2 pugs. All day everyday, they be like “haarl haaarl haaaarl”
One of my mom's friends had a pug named Douglas and she would make a noise like "FAAAAAAAAAAAA............FAAAAAAAAAAAA"
@@historyjunkie3144 mine made "GUUUUAHH ...GUUUHH"
I have one
My friend has a pug named sandwich and to be honest he gives me life
Hahahaha
Dachsunds were actually bred as rat hunting dogs, those short legs are so they can fit into very tight spaces, and their tail was bred to be strong enough that the owner could grab it and pull the dog out if it ever got stuck
Sort of, if you look at historical pictures they have short legs, but still long enough to be functional. Now that they're never used for their original purpose and are just pets laying around the house all day, they dialed the short leg thing all the way up to a ridiculous and unhealthy level.
They weren´t exactly "rat dogs", like some terriers, but dogs used for hunting animals in their dens. Their short legs and long body were useful in digging into fox burrow, for example. Of course, the OG dashunds had longer legs than those we see today.
Actually, no. They were created to hunt badgers in their burrows. Dachshund is German for "Badger Dog". The short legs are the same as they were historically, but modern Dachshunds have a much longer (and more fragile) back than their predecessors.
Yeah, they have the perfect build for pest control.
It's interesting that Sam mentioned ferrets with them because both are meant to hunt in similar circumstances.
Once I barked back at my Chihuahua and from me barking at him he straight up pissed himself.
That is wholesome
*wholesome award*
Assert your dominance
I used to be able to summon my friend's german shepard by doing a chihuahua bark and stopping when she rounded the corner. it was pretty funny, as she thought there was an actual dog and responded accordingly
@@Skemmm how in the fuck is that "wholesome"??? I swear you people just throw around random words without even knowing the meaning.
I’m crying, literally crying I cannot breathe
“Put it back in, it’s not done!”
uncripted okay...?
uncripted they are talking about pugs
@uncripted well that was a terrible fucking joke...
I read that as soon as he said it
@uncripted triggered
*Normal Looking dog:*
*Random Dog breeder: n o .*
Dam dog shows.
Meh
1:50 its official, he can be pregnant
I get the impression Sam's mom or aunt had a Chihuahua while he was growing up.
I feel like everyone has an aunt with a chihuahua. My niece’s parents have one, and she loves the breed somewhat.
@@ranchertoads1009 I meant you're not wrong. Though my aunt and uncle have one, and it's honestly adorable. It's like one of those almost hairless gray ones. It's actually extremely nice and sweet, just extremely fragile too.
Strangely, no one in my family has a chihuahua (my grandparents have a similar dog though, it has curly hair and it's white, and it is very annoying)
@@ranchertoads1009 i was just about to reply that my aunt has a chihuahua but then i remembered that he died a few months ago
my great aunt & mom's ex bf both had chihuahuas. they were both very obsessed with them & went a lil crazy when their dogs died... no shade, but chihuahua owners just be like that.... yknow?
Just to prove sams point about pugs, my old math teacher once told us how she got a puppy pug, and the same day it died because it couldn’t breathe while eating out of a bowl
French and English bulldogs are just better versions of the Pug.
@@Noah-hx9oi or a pug is a worse version of a french/English bulldog
@@Noah-hx9oi I'm pretty sure those guys have a deformities and issues of their own
@@ShiftylittleDemon wayyyy less though. The biggest problem they have is with cherry eye, which can be fixed easily at home!
Oh, god.
OH GOD
Dog: *literally dying*
Human: “Whadda cute iccle babyyy!”
Literally every video on youtube with pugs in it
same thing with fat animals
@Crispy Crisp shut up, it's just a joke
"Well I own a pug and he's happy and healthy." - Idiots
@@kamller6525 The fat animals must find it hilarious.
Treat a chihuahua like a dog.
You get a good boy.
Treat a chihuahua like a glorified handbag accesory.
You get a snapping, screaming, sh*ting hellspawn.
Pure chihuahuas are like that
@@lenoirx yes
3:04
I had one. She was a sweetheart, but was abused in a puppy mill and was terrified of men. It took me a year to get her to fully trust me, and from then on, we were inseparable.
The only person she ever attacked was a guy in cowboy boots messing with her. The poor dear broke her teeth on that tough leather, so the vet had to pull them all out.
For the rest of her life, her tongue hung out her mouth giving her this "hurr" look like Stimpy.
The only chihuahua I've ever properly encountered was a sweetheart. She wagged her tail and behaved like any other good dog. So, I believe you. Seeing people trashing the whole breed for their owners' faults sure makes me feel awful.
The bloody metaphor of him having pug like baby is having me gagging
STAN *insert kpop group* is that good?
STAN *insert kpop group* Im laughing too hard at this to be considered healthy😂
There is actualy a reason for the Dachshunds shape:
It was suposed to crawl into rabbitholes and make the Baggers run out,
so that the hunter can kill them.
They’re actually German, their name means “badger dog”. Including rabbits, they were meant to climb into all sorts of places but mainly badger burrows. I have one, so I speak for all dachshund owners when I say they like to burrow in blankets.
@@galaxygeneral1200 yeah they really are good for that.
Yeah this kinda seemed poorly researched. Some of the origins of the breeds had "reasons" outside of just looking appealing.
Tbh dogs aren't the only organisms that have been bred to incredibly unnatural standards. Corn, strawberries, apples, avocados, wheat, etc etc. Are all so different from their native ancestors. Our modern day forms are much bigger, have a higher sugar content, and tend to produce fleshier fruits.
Is it unnatural? Yes. Would they survive in nature? Most wouldn't or they'd began to adapt and change. Is it good? Not always. Some of these organisms will have a lower quality of life. But is it bad? Not always. Some of these species are more drought or disease tolerant.
Selective breeding isn't always a bad thing but it isnt inherently great either.
There's also a reason behind their big floppy ears, like all other big floppy-eared hounds (bloodhounds, basset hounds, beagles). Having bigger ears that hang down to their snout improves their focus and sense of smell to anything they're meant to track down.
Yup bred to go down holes in the ground. Completely f**ked up their spines too.
There is hope.
A breeder in The Netherlands has been working to undo the genetic deformities of the French Bulldog, basically fixing the godawful snout and short neck that's causing all of the breathing issues.
Might as well start over with wolves you can't undo inbreeding
Yeah I have French bulldogs and I hate them they’re so weird looking and are constantly breathing like a person with asthma after the fitness gram paser test. But my parents think they’re sooo cute.
@@Veehartee I don't think you can do that my dude..
@@Veehartee uh no thats not true
@@SeaBucket1 now, i hate the deformities, but i cant help but love calling it a fucking pig and laughing at its retarded ass face, so i love my brother's frenchie
Every time I need a pick me up I watch this video. No matter how sad, or upset I am this always gives me a good laugh and helps to cheer me up. Thank you Sam!
Same here actually! I'm here at least once every 6 months. Crazy how perfect this video is!
“put it back in it’s clearly not done yet “
laughed so hard 😂
Same thoooo
Lol same
"Jesus fuck put it back in"
I know right
It's premature I have a nephew who is
People: Look at how cute the pug is!
pug: hey, I genuinely cant breath, and my eyes are so far out of my skull that there is a 75% chance you will have to remove at least one of them.
people: their little bug eyes and noises are so adorable!
Can we just delete the human race?
My cousin owns a pug. A few years ago I was visiting, and after getting concerned while hearing the poor thing slorping and gurgling as it panted (while at rest in an air conditioned room) I asked if it needed surgery to aid in its breathing.
I was horrified when she told me that it already had surgery.
*Breathe moron.
Pug: *please....kill me human end my suffering if you truly love me*
Human: Adorable! I’ll never hurt you❤️
Pug:👁👅👁
💧
@@ChadKakashi who gives a shit grammar nazi
*hrnngh hrnngh BLOOD LUST hrnngh hrnngh*
ooHoHOoH mr wiggles
Nebula The Cat that’s where your wrong
....????
I died at that part
It said blood loss not blood lust
oreodoesgachavids 0.0 nah it was blood lust
The universe deciding what animal Henry Kissinger is getting reincarnated as:
*Oh Mr.Wiggles was a little hungry this morning wasn’t he*
HURHG HEUGH HRGH
*B L O O D L U S T*
Sara Fox AHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaa!*wheeze*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh look at how cute he is taking a vacation for his organs. (Here's what happened) I can't breathe why is my skin falling off and this is how the owner of mr wigglesworth died by the toxic turd af a chihuahua
I’ve never actually seen a chihuahua like the one he described. All of them I’ve seen are very well behaved and love to play. The one I know best though look like an arctic fox which is pretty cool looking and it’s extremely shy when it’s not in a playful mood.
Mr. Wiggles Arrested For Eating Seventeen Noses
Owner's Comment: “Oh Mr. Wiggles was a little hungry this morning wasn’t he”
My grandpa had a pug. It had many health problems and on top of that it drank beer while watching tennis with him
I don’t mean to offend you but, your grandpa shouldn’t be owning a dog, especially if it’s drinking beer.
Corona they both are dead now. And the pug’s health problems were caused by other things than just beer
Who knew pugs could be alchohalics
My Apple Head well RIP
My Apple Head I’m so sorry to hear that and I know the health problems weren’t entirely due to the beer but he should have been more responsible and not given his dog beer because that could harm the dog really bad
I love how Sam’s theoretical child came out of him.
Bet the birth was awkward
Wh… wha t hole does it come out of…..
@@fart63 that right there is a really good question.
@@fart63 the alternate bellybutton
@@fart63 you know how spotted hyenas give birth yea it probably looked like that
It’s now illegal in Norway to breed a few specific dogs. Breeding English or French bulldogs, or King Charles cavalier spaniels qualifies as animal cruelty.
Cropping has been banned in Europe for some time now, but it’s still done in the US 🙄
I'm starting to think that too much freedom can also be bad
@@nonsensical180
Never say a sentence like that.
Some of the worst people in Human History said some shit like that. I can tell you plain and simply, what a Human being can do with THAT mindset is, historically, a thousand times more cruel and gruesome than ANY pug's existence
Power corrupts, absolutely. Removing a *little* freedom inevitably causes a domino-effect of authoritarianism.
Besides.. the U.S is most definitely NOT very free anymore.. (fuck's sake, DENMARK has less domestic Economic regulations than America.. Economically compared to a nation like Denmark? We're borderline communist.
@septimus7524 I just meant that ppl shouldn't be allowed to do crazy stuff like that
@septimus7524 also I'm saying it should be harder to get guns
@@nonsensical180
It's already more than hard enough.
Anymore than what we already got would require overreach
Can we all just take a moment to imagine what messed up breeds we would have if it was bears that became mutual to humans instead of wolves
Ugh... disgusting
The Soviet Union agrees
The Tereicha and the dippy dog (chihuahua teddy bear alternatives)
*searches images of hairless bears* ... and, my friends, ware wolves have been genetically engineered.
Avatar World bears, like Platypus Bear :v
Some breeding should be classed as animal cruelty.
Agree, can you imagine a live of fighting suffocation?
Agreed some breeds (pugs) should be Just illegal to breed at all so we would Stop the suffering eventually
Yes especially English bulldogs being at the point where they can’t breed on their own anymore
there will never be ethical breeding under capitalism!
Please keep dachshunds existing, I love them. The most I'll let you do is rename them "Turstopperhunds", which is German for "doorstop Dog"
Whenever my dad sees a dog that is like those mentioned in the video, he says, “Look at that genetic felony.”
Is your dad also pointing at you?
My dad does this but instead goes ‘oh look a cat on a lead! Oh wait, no. That’s a rat’ and then laughs at his own joke every time
ur pfp is literally a pug dude
m i m i b e a r I know. I never said I didn’t think they were cute.
this was my first sam o’ nella video. still holds up
It took me far too long to twig to the Sam O Nella 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
Wolf: extremely successful hunters, born killers
Pug: help im breathn't
I cringed so hard at this comment
Pasta Panda I love this comment
@@jenniferb.9241 you deserved it
Pugs are the best lol
Breathnt
I used to have a Chihuahua and it's all true. Every now and then i'd hear him scream "GRRR BLOODLUST GRRRR" such a good doggie he was...
I really hate to say this, it was my stepdads dog, but the 3 lb chiuhuahua passed away recently. And I literally wasnt sad. I LOVE dogs, but dude, the thing existed for the Devil.
@@TheMacNilly 😁😂
Oh mr. Wiggles was pretty hungry wasnt he
@Bowen Zhang godzilla had a stroke reading this comment
@@red4597 He speaks the language of Gods.
I love how when he said "my baby" he literally meant a baby that _he_ birthed.
You're welcome for the 69 likes.
@@13Rats wait could you unlike? It's at 70 rn
@@lizageorge8923 Here mate. Have another one.
@@isam1323 🥺🥺 will it ever go back now?
@@lizageorge8923 I am afraid is too late now. The damage has been done.
Wouldn't it be funny if aliens came and inflicted horrible deformations in our bodies so we look cuter for them?
I know it's a serious issue but I couldn't stop laughing the whole time like audibly snorting and wheezing
me too lmao I had to pause everytime because i had to laugh
Soooo you were the pug this time?
@@raven5644 or the chihuahua
SAAAAAMEE
Same
The chihuahua, also known as the following nicknames:
Purse Demon
Neurotic Necrodalmation
The Meth Master
Bashful the Bloodlust
Shiba InurCorpse
Wolfenstein Panzerhund Reject
Got Your Nose 2: I ate it Edition
Nice. Oh and this was yesterday cool
@@finnbarnes8248 stay away from the purse demons if you enjoy having a nose
Don't forget: "Enemy of preist" and "Anti Christ".
@@WillBill6143 more importantly:
*MunchesOnFacePoodle
@@SgtMjRomero yeah that too.
“Eyes permanently pointed at the sky as if to say ‘God why did you let this happen to me, please kill me.’”
Thats a mood
@Vladimir pudding nah, that isn't Jesus famo
Job's friends and his wife were telling him to say that as well.
@Vladimir pudding It's angry Jesus.
I mean, ain't some of us like that, eh?
Lets just take a moment to realize there was a time when daschounds had actual legs
Pretty sure Chihuahuas weren't bred to oblivion like pugs unless you count the tea cup sized dogs as canon dogs
Mega Pelotes yep. They were bred for hunting rats a long time ago in Mexico
I have a chihuahua mixed with wiener dog so like my dog must be really deformed😂
Yeah my chihuahuas are wonderful and love all people. Breeding has nothing to do with the poor personify of many chi’s it’s the way their ignorant owners treat them
@@M011y. That's pretty facts though. Small dog owners let their little shits get away with way more than big dogs, and it's not entirely their fault either. If something the size of your foot comes running up to you barking and screaming, you're not gonna feel that threatened, especially compared to something half your size doing the same.
@@louiserulesmy little angels love anyone I got a little butthurt listening to this 😭
,,Put it back in, it's clearly not done yet!!" I fucking died right there
I like how he's positioned like he's the one who birthed the baby
@@1TW1-m5i MPREG Sam O'Nella
Me too
🤣😂🖐
LMFAO that shit got me too
Pugs look like they chase parked cars.
Nice pfp
@@ismaelmartinez1925 thanks bro. ive seen urs more than a hundred times
@@mitingtwotch ikr
Jesus this comment is underrated
I made the likes turn into 666.
I clicked on this video thinking it was just gonna be a fun educational video. But I didn’t expect his guy to be this ruthless. 😂
thats sam o'nella for you
I wanted to get a pug but my dad yelled "WE ARE GETTING A DOG , *THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG* !"
So we got a golden retriever
Your father is a wise man.
Golden retrievers are the purest bois/girls good call (I really want one)
Jupiter Sparks pretty diverse too. Some are really big while some are small. Like I have two big Goldens one is a bit over weight the other is a freight train
My baby Lex is 7 years old now. Too beautiful and so cute.
good on him. dont support unethical practices like breeding for a face so flat the dog cant breathe properly
Me: **stares at my chihuahua**
chihuahua: **bares teeth**
WHYS MINE THE ONLY NICE ONE! not like thats bad or anything
Kyl442008 Games mine is nice too!
@@miu-bt8vt Thats good! Atleast I know mines normal lol
@@KylGames-cr2qt mine is actually nice too.
THEN MY IS WRONG? SHES SO NICEEE
fun fact, pugs were bred to be as inefficient as possible (at least their predecessors). This was to maximize body heat so that rich people could keep them in their coats when it was cold.
Rich people: hmmm I need to keep warm this winter....... AH OF COURSE lemme use a LIVING ANIMAL A few generations of dogs later: ok so they’re small enough, but what can them warmer? WeLl hOw AbOut It nOt bEinG aBle tO bReaTh
Jesus Christ is this for real??
Okay now that’s pure cruelness
Classic rich people taking advantage of not just the middle class but animals despicable.
uhh yeah, what the fuck
Dachshunds were bred to go in holes and chase out animals. The name is literally German for “badger dog.”
It wasn’t for cuteness.
well now its for cuteness, they are NOT made for burrowing anymore
Bull terriers were definitely cuter before being crossbred. Also the passionate anger in his voice when he talks about specifically pugs and Chihuahuas
*inbred
They ran out of gene pool at one point and now they look like that from inbreeding to keep the bloodline pure like European nobles.
I agree with this statement
Every dog in this Video looked cuter before breeding. I'd give a fortune to own a wolfdog but I wouldn't pay a penny to be the owner of these nightmarish devils...
Used to have a Staffordshire bull terrier once. (One of the few bull terrier breeds that are genetically similar to how dogs used to be.) He lived to fucking 18 YEARS OLD before our last vet visit. If a dog is able to live long enough to go senile, then that’s a sign that the breed is good.
it looks like someone sticked a bannana up its snout
A guy just roasting dogs for 4 minutes straight I just couldn't stop laughing
I know, right? I lost it at the "chihuahua and rabies"-part
@@SuperSkyhorse samee lmao
Lone Wolf1847 me tooooo
Especially the chihuahua part I almost died
Me either
Our biology teacher legit ahowed us this video
Oh god I wish my teachers were cool enough to do that
The whole thing?
@@jazzy7410 lol, same
@MKCG you had 7th grade biology?
....where can I find this teacher
I have a pug and he’s a silly, goofy, funny boy. There’s never a dull moment with him around.
“Jesus Christ Put it back in it’s clearly not done yet” that crap got me. I laughed for 10 minutes
Those are rookie number
@@rosechan449 you’re right. Let me laugh until I die
I laughed for like an hour and a half when I saw it God I almost died that day
Like putting a cold sandwich back in the microwave
I almost died laughing at that part
While the dachshund is messed up, there is a real reason for its shape other than just looking "cute". They were bred to do what ferrets excel at: chase small game like rabbits into their burrows.
Not just small game, their English name is German and literally means "badger dog", although in modern German they're not called like that anymore.
Thank you! I was looking for a comment about dachshunds. They were definitely bred for a purpose and not for cuteness.
I was bred for your mother
@@ambermarie211 still not much fun for them
@@Vel1ar Uh, no. They are great hounds. They love being what they are. If you go look at an actually informative vid/article, they are highly adapted for what the do. They go in holes and fight angry little critters. (Dachshund = Badger hound) Bonus, they have very waggy tails because the tail strong. They are strong because they can be used to pull them out of the hole in case they get stuck.
don’t forget the italian greyhounds that have meltdowns every sixteen milliseconds
cam the dog *Kermit cries into the distance*
Even Italian didn't stay away of this shitty practice of horrifying breeds..
Lorenzo Porre I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but the Iggy was bred for dog races and hunting in Ancient Rome. Their skinny bodies and bicycle seat heads are able to fit in holes.
@@motherofdogs7980 That's waaay worst. The greatest civilisation of all times is the mother of that horrifying breed D:
Lorenzo Porre at least thy did it for a solid reason instead of "omg it's so cute"
It's 2024 and this is still the best God damn thing I have ever seen.
some pugs EYES FALL OUT BECAUSE THEY BULGE OUT SO MUCH. Think about that, we bred them so wrong that they have breathing problems and THEIR. EYES. FALL. OUT.
Jesus Christ...
Fuck...
Kill it
Jesus fuck
excuse me they do _what_
They did a study on pugs. They tested 50,000 pugs and found them to all be related to 50 individuals… imagine an entire town being related to each other
Reminds me of the Blue Fugates of Kentucky.
You don't have to imagine. You can just go to Utah.
Sweet Home Alabama
@@Flesh_Wizard roll tide
We got King Charles V over here
"What kind of dog do you have?"
"A normal one."
I have a Yorkie x Poodle mix •-• She looks pretty normal and cute to me
every dog is unique
Hedgpig I have a cavalier king charles spaniel. Even though it is a lil fucked genetically it's pretty alright.
Just adopt a mutt from your local shelter instead of buying any breed.
Pugs have been bred specifically to look like bread
1:51 the fact that he's the one giving birth to his baby makes me wheeze my lungs out
Ravenoid Lol. I didn’t even question that!
*pug noises*
Yes XD
Same
@@najmaht.a.1314 JESUS F*CK! PUT IT BACK BACK IN!
“Oh mr. wiggles was a little hungry this morning wasn’t he” 🤣🤣🤣
Creeper
Thor Odinson aww man
so we back in the mine
he looks like a frickin goat
BLOODLUST
“PUT IT BACK IN ITS CLEARLY NOT DONE YET”
16 156
He got me right there
Thats what my mom said
hamsters are pretty close to the ground to. little fucker bit me two weeks ago and died yesterday
lol
TH-cam: "Wanna watch a guy roast dog breeds for 4 minutes?"
Me: "Sure."
There needs to be a standard to dog breeding, like. Disabilities aren’t cute, they’re debilitating. Separate the two.
Ummmm there's already a standard for that...
@@da3musceteers they clearly aren't enough
Akc nkc
@@da3musceteers well it needs to be changed because pugs in their current form exist
@@oneofthoseyoutubeusers yeah sure tell me that, a rando on the internet as if I had any power at all to do it.....
“Seriously, it looks like toucan Sam is trying to fit inside a dog costume!”
That one got me
Yems
Oh hi cheems
Greetings comrades
I eat dogs
*slowly gets out glock* i dont need permisson from satan or god to kill these little chihuahua fucks
i agree with the dachshund except they weren’t bred for cuteness primarily, they were originally bred for hunting badgers by having a small and long enough body to go in their burrows and drag them out
least they chillin tho
They weren't originally bred to be that small or have 6 inch legs look up black mouth curs ... That's what the early full bred dachshunds were bred to look like but like with most house pets functionality took a backseat to over exaggerated qualities
A normal short legged dachshund today wouldn't be able to catch a badger their too slow can't dig as well as their ancestors and don't have the ability to claw the badger ... 100 years ago you could get about 20 dachshunds and they were completely capable of taking down a black bear now a house cat could easily kill one
I've owned dachshunds as well as curs and a long legged dachshund is basically a black mouth cur
@@ddcs0s you heard the news about a pack of dachshund killed a lady ? And the one that I have is pretty fast and he digs everywhere
@@achintdhiman4807 imagine everything you just said your dachshund could do and imagine it being able to do it fives times better
Also I don't know if it's the same story but where I live a old lady got killed by some dachshunds it was at least 6 of them I don't remember the details but I think she trips and broke something
@@ddcs0s You're talking about miniature dachshunds. Standard dachshunds are much bigger.
dawg you say pug is only number 2?! HAVE YOU FREKING SEEN A PUGS SKULL?!?!
Meanwhile, in the opposite world.
Dog person: Oh look how cute that human is!
Quasimodo's crossbreed with Satan: I can hardly breath, I'm most likely sterile and pain is such a part of my life it became background noise. I mean, woof.
Can't breath
Underrated😂
If my baby came out with a flat nose, harelip, cylindrical head and no neck going "kugh kugh kugh"
I LAUGH SOO HARD ON THIS PART!😂👏
PUT IT BACK IN ITS CLEARLY NOT DONE YET
JESUS FUCK
same
“Jesus fuCk put it back in! It’s clearly not done yet!”
OonaDoodles i fucking cackled 😂
XDD
Edit _ Central. • 36 years ago what’s ligma
@@animecutie. Ligma balls, peasant
@@animecutie. how have you not heard of ligma
My pug only has breathing issues in high temperature, which is only in summers sometimes. So hes mostly fine
I love how dog owners are like “This is Bernard Saint the second he’s a full purebred husky chimera loodle. We met his parents and grandparents, we were on a waiting list for two years for him and he cost $4000”
Cat owners are like “yeah his name is lump I found him in a bin and he’s my baby, his breed is orange”
what about bird owners
This is terry his breed is GREY
clownpeese
“This is chirp chirp, he cost $500 his breed in rainbow, shits every 10 minutes and tried to eat me. But he’s beautiful and I love him”
Yeah but all cats are essentially chihuahuas that learned to detach from human society. They do not give a single fuck if humanity implodes on itself.
This is Jon Snow... he's King in the North
“Oh mr. wiggles was a little hungry this morning wasn’t he?” I CANNOT
At least dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers (hence their German name of Badger Dog). Basically, their long, low bodies let them run through badger dens to chase the creatures out, where the human would grab them
This. Also, working lines of dachshunds from back in the day look a good bit different than many of the deformed versions we have today. The way they were originally bred, of course they weren't prone to as many health issues (like bad backs) as they are now.
Dachshunds have a form of dwarfism. Bassets have it too. In they both have the weenie body, though bassets are more of a bratwurst because they are WAY bigger.
Nah the modern dachshund is walking on doorstoppers. It can barely run right.
The tail was even bred to be short and strong so once they grabbed hold of the badger, the hunter could yank the dog and badger out of the burrow all at once.
@@Narutass43 no, that's a westshire terrier, dachshunds tails are too thin to do that.
Thank you for this video! So many people don't realize how much dogs have to suffer just because humans want them to look a certain way. It's f*cking disgusting
hey at least they arent goldfish, they legit breed goldfish so that if they ram into a wall slightly they die painfully bc "oh it looks cute"
@@Davidledonkayy Seriously??!
@@earthfighter8711 yep :/
@@Davidledonkayy Just sick
Only one chihuahua in the world isn’t evil
Mr. Marbles
Yes-
Murbles
And Mr Bubz is the antichrist
dead dogs doesn't count
@@tsuki5993 hahahahahah.......your so funny hahahahahhaha.....just stop