Okay, I'm just gonna say this and I'll probably regret it. Chuck's not a bad writer. Actually, he's kinda good. I mean, what he's writing about is insane, but once you accept the premise you have to admire his effort at constructing the scene and drawing in the reader. Of course, being read by the Blessed Pipeman certainly doesn't hurt.
He could stand to examine his climaxes a little bit, at least in these two stories, he re-used a lot of the same words and imagery. But beyond that I think I have to agree i've read worse.
The amount of repetition, especially of naughty words that imply or make clear that the subject of the discussion is a willy, hurts him. But then all he writes about is gay sex. He does try to vary the subject as much as possible, but his target audience is demanding and there are only so many ways to say cock.
@@vileluca Yeah, I expect he has reused elements, but it's way above and beyond what I was expecting for someone who titles his stories like "Pounded in the Butt by a Random Anthropomorphized Object".
@awhellnah__ That's kinda like defining "good rat", but I'll give it a shot. Good writing is the ability to clearly convey the events to the reader in an enjoyable way. A prose that flows well when read aloud is typically what a writer strives for in their narrative structure. Also the ability to maintain consistency doesn't hurt (although Chuck rarely defines what would be consistent in the stories). My initial comment was made after hearing only a few minutes of Chuck's work. Now that I've heard two complete stories (plus the start of the doughnut one) I have a little better understanding of it. I still think he's good, but I wouldn't say he's great. He *might* be great, but it's not showing here. The tongue-in-cheek nature of these stories -not to mention the assembly line quality- is quite apparent. The sex scenes in the Unicorn Ghost one and the Avengers one are nearly identical. From my understanding he's done thousands of stories and I don't know if it's always the same sex scene, but I suspect most of them are similar. However, the setup on the Unicorn Ghost one is significantly better than the setup in the Avengers parody so I expect there was a bit more passion on Chuck's part for that one.
@awhellnah__ I didn't enjoy it other than to find certain moments (SUPER gay thing just happened) hilarious, which may be intentional self-aware winks on Chuck's part or maybe he's genuine. My first point was "clearly convey in an enjoyable way", perhaps I should have used "pleasing" instead of "enjoyable" but the point is that it must be clear with a big bonus if it's not a dry sequence of events. If I were to read/listen to a few more of these I'm sure they would quickly grate on me since he's writing for a very specific audience (himself). However, that doesn't prevent me from recognizing what he is doing and that his stories and character interactions are (mostly) well-structured within those confines. Now, I could be getting tricked if he's written this same story 2,000 times and just keeps copy/pasting, but I'm not willing to research that by reading more of the Tingleverse. It's just that my first blush impression is that his work functions better than the majority of the authors I've read. Of course I've read a lot of weirdos, so take that as you will.
The biggest difference between Chuck Tingle and a Hollywood writer is that he is honest enough to feel no need to disguise his fetishes within his works.
I loved the segments they dedicated for Blessed Pipeline to read chuck tingle. I missed the original efap they did it, so listening to in on EFAP 50 live blew my fucking mind.
In all fairness. Porn typically has the same basic pattern. Seduction, tease, oral, penetration, position switches, cum shot. But I get what you mean. Clearly Mr Tingle has a routine he likes. 😂
i remember listening to the pipeman on efap 100 live and maaaan that is a day I have yet to forget. if i remember correctly, pt 3 remained monetized for at least several weeks.
No lie, The Blessed Pipeline is a good nickname for this channel. It acts as a pipeline to not only the whole rest of the EFAP content, but also to both the far left AND the alt right Talk about convenient!
One of my favourite quotes from the movie Blazing Saddles. "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." Gotta love Taggarts reply too ... "Gal-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue purttier than a twenty-dollar whore" Hedley Lamarr - Harvey Korman Taggart - Slim Pickens
"Gay erotica is distasteful... To me... But it's also the only thing that brings me joy in life."
-Hides In His Closet
Hiddel "in his closet" Subbledees
Ah yes, The Blessed "Pipeline"
"How much more of the unicorn colonel is there?"
"I think about 8 inches"
Makes me laugh every time
_”Writing bizarre gay erotica is the only thing that brings me joy in life…”_
-*Chuck Tingle, PhD*
"...give us a paragraph..." And EFAP was never the same again.
So glad to hear he's getting back on his feet after his recent troubles. Can't wait for more Tosspot, one of the most underrated youtube channels.
what happened?
@@giulizpaviz6381 fell over
@@giulizpaviz6381 The gay erotica melted his mind
"Most people usually black list me." Made me laugh SO HARD I almost blacekd out xD
Pipeman and Chuck Tingle are long overdue for another EFAP
_”Copulation with baked goods is DISTASTEFUL… to me!”_
-*Sen. Buggerford Faggins* (R-UT)
Sponsor of the _“Pastry Fucking Act”_ of 2016
He is a pipeline into Chuck Tingle
Blessed be the Pipeline, the Keystone of efap.
Asside:
Why does Pipeline sound like an evil Shad?
Dont be fooled, Shad is the evil one
@@vileluca Chickpea Grumbo
What do you mean "evil Shad?" You do realize Shad is a horrible person, right?
@@Drago5899 I'm not sure if he is talking about shadman or the TH-camr shadiversity.
Swordm'n Shad.
He's more line now than man.
I mean. What do you do with pipes?
Put em in a *_line_*
Chuck Tingle predicted Ant Man 3 pretty well.
Pipeline? Wolf, were you too focused on the pizza?
No thoughts, only pizza
… which he eats like a normalman.
@@EFAPHighlightsbased and pizzatimepilled
I miss The Blessed Pipeman…
38:08
Rags: we’re gonna take a ten minute break…..
Mauler: for a shower?
Poor Anna….. she’ll never look at unicorns again….
I can't tell if this is actually well-written or if i'm being bamboozled by how good the reading of it is.
It's well-written, certainly by erotica standards. The dialogue is good, charming even at times, it's just very... particular and very degenerate.
I do kinda want to hear an audiobook of Tingle reading his own work for comparison
Read it in the voice of Mick Dundee and see if it still holds up, that's a good trick
The fact he read this on TH-cam and its stayed up is very funny to me
Okay, I'm just gonna say this and I'll probably regret it.
Chuck's not a bad writer. Actually, he's kinda good. I mean, what he's writing about is insane, but once you accept the premise you have to admire his effort at constructing the scene and drawing in the reader.
Of course, being read by the Blessed Pipeman certainly doesn't hurt.
He could stand to examine his climaxes a little bit, at least in these two stories, he re-used a lot of the same words and imagery. But beyond that I think I have to agree i've read worse.
The amount of repetition, especially of naughty words that imply or make clear that the subject of the discussion is a willy, hurts him. But then all he writes about is gay sex. He does try to vary the subject as much as possible, but his target audience is demanding and there are only so many ways to say cock.
@@vileluca Yeah, I expect he has reused elements, but it's way above and beyond what I was expecting for someone who titles his stories like "Pounded in the Butt by a Random Anthropomorphized Object".
@awhellnah__ That's kinda like defining "good rat", but I'll give it a shot. Good writing is the ability to clearly convey the events to the reader in an enjoyable way. A prose that flows well when read aloud is typically what a writer strives for in their narrative structure. Also the ability to maintain consistency doesn't hurt (although Chuck rarely defines what would be consistent in the stories).
My initial comment was made after hearing only a few minutes of Chuck's work. Now that I've heard two complete stories (plus the start of the doughnut one) I have a little better understanding of it. I still think he's good, but I wouldn't say he's great. He *might* be great, but it's not showing here. The tongue-in-cheek nature of these stories -not to mention the assembly line quality- is quite apparent. The sex scenes in the Unicorn Ghost one and the Avengers one are nearly identical. From my understanding he's done thousands of stories and I don't know if it's always the same sex scene, but I suspect most of them are similar. However, the setup on the Unicorn Ghost one is significantly better than the setup in the Avengers parody so I expect there was a bit more passion on Chuck's part for that one.
@awhellnah__ I didn't enjoy it other than to find certain moments (SUPER gay thing just happened) hilarious, which may be intentional self-aware winks on Chuck's part or maybe he's genuine. My first point was "clearly convey in an enjoyable way", perhaps I should have used "pleasing" instead of "enjoyable" but the point is that it must be clear with a big bonus if it's not a dry sequence of events. If I were to read/listen to a few more of these I'm sure they would quickly grate on me since he's writing for a very specific audience (himself). However, that doesn't prevent me from recognizing what he is doing and that his stories and character interactions are (mostly) well-structured within those confines. Now, I could be getting tricked if he's written this same story 2,000 times and just keeps copy/pasting, but I'm not willing to research that by reading more of the Tingleverse. It's just that my first blush impression is that his work functions better than the majority of the authors I've read.
Of course I've read a lot of weirdos, so take that as you will.
*"The Blessed Pipeline"* sounds like a neat podcast name... However, what it could be about is hard to imagine.
@awhellnah__ That's too normal...
@awhellnah__ But what if the audience get sccompletely flaccid by then?
I would pay good, good money for a Chuck Tingle audiobook narrated by Voxis
This is the kind of literature we need to get better cinema.
It unironically has better world building, characters, and an over all better story than most movies and streaming shows today.
The biggest difference between Chuck Tingle and a Hollywood writer is that he is honest enough to feel no need to disguise his fetishes within his works.
Are you sure it's not "The Blursed Pipeline?"
I wish you’d bring the funny British hand puppet on more often
I would always fall asleep during the EFAP Anniversaries, and just happen to wake up to one of these phenomenal readings.
Wolf laughing at the Chuck Tingle titles is the best
I love EFAP and miss Pipeman lol.
The titles alone are comedy gold.
That Unicorn story had me tearing up. So sad, so beautiful.
Oh Wolf... Why would you do this to us.
It my be my fault, and I'm not sorry 😅
Dr. Pipeman and the pipeverse of madness.......
Catching up to EFAP lore has never been so difficult
Looking closely at chat, I saw someone proclaiming they had removed their pants upon hearing this
That's not what we're doing here?
*zips up pants*
Oops
I just enjoy the Pipeman’s voice. It brings me joy hearing him read all this.
It's the only thing that brings me joy.
Did chuck tingler do a better job addressing the aftermath of the snap then Disney
Ah. Professor Tosspot join EFAP. Good times.There are very few people who can make Mauler lose his shit and actually laugh.
I’ve never heard anyone read with more passion than Voxis reading Chuck Tingle. Don bless the Pipeman!!
I loved the segments they dedicated for Blessed Pipeline to read chuck tingle. I missed the original efap they did it, so listening to in on EFAP 50 live blew my fucking mind.
So the unicorn rode around on a horse? I cannot quite get my head wrapped around that.
The unicorn is anthropomorphic, I reckon. Like Bugs Bunny. At least that's how it makes sense, what with the talk of abs and certain actions.
@@Soridanokay, that makes sense. I should have thought of that. What a wonderful world we live in eh?
@@Soridan Makes me think of the horse character in the show "Ren & Stimpy" that's about how I imagine the unicorn guys in his story.
YEEAAAHHH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! 🤗🎉💜
Blessed Pipeline
I love the few times when you hear pipemans accent drop for a second. Im sure its hard doing that all the time lol
The professor is such a narrator
"The Blessed Pipeline is the only thing that brings me joy in life... But not nearly as much as being punded by politics, legally."
-Bilbo Baggins
PROFESSOR PIPELINE
1:02:46 I dunno... sounds a bit repetitive now that your hear them back-to-back... it's that unicorn colonel all over again...
In all fairness. Porn typically has the same basic pattern. Seduction, tease, oral, penetration, position switches, cum shot. But I get what you mean. Clearly Mr Tingle has a routine he likes. 😂
This is proper content!
I've never seen an efap panel listen without comment for this long for any piece of media.
I've been going through the EFAP playlist and just recently heard this episode. Wish I could have been there when the Pipeman was Blessed.
Thank you wolf, this is what I've been waiting for. Time to settle down with a nice cup of coffee, a bottle of lotion, and a box of tissues.
That was awesome. Reminded me of Brad Neely’s writing/delivery in Wizard People Dear Reader & You, me, and Ulysses S. Grant.
Finally! A Marvel movie I can really get behind.
I had forgotten most of these, but I have no idea how I could.
I still have nightmares of this fellow's reading of that Endgame story...
Edit: My god it's in here I should've known
It’s Tingle Time.
I throughly enjoyed how the Chat started all "Hey howdy it's efap time hey everyone" and...slowly...just...well...😅
Where would I be without the blessed pipemans wisdom of Chuck Tingle
Blessed ‘Pipeline’?
probably an autocorrect thing or something
@@dylanbell268 Probably
It could be a play on “laying pipe.”
Wait a minute… you missed his reading of the Chuck Tningle, King Kong parody…
Lol, PipeMAN!
WHAT THE FUCK, WOLF?!
i remember listening to the pipeman on efap 100 live and maaaan that is a day I have yet to forget. if i remember correctly, pt 3 remained monetized for at least several weeks.
i thought that was Drrandomercam for a second
Me too. That is his puppet in the thumbnail right?
@awhellnah__they already did this bit lol
So is this an anthropomorphic Unicorn or what...?
This whole time watching this reading I was going "is this allowed?" lol
What gets me about this every time is how everyone is just too enraptured to interrupt.
I'm dying, I can't breathe... This is some of the best literature I've ever heard.
I have not laughed so hard in,awhile.
... I remember being so confused when I tuned into this stream. I think I skipped to the middle for some reason and thus had no context at all.
Gay ghost unicorn colonel NTR???? Wtf????😂
Lol autocorrect.
Although it's all about laying pipe in him, maybe it's a clever moniker.
Chuck Tingle wrote a better ending to Endgame, literally.
Voxis really is one of my favorite creators
Truly a Massive for the history books
The point of gay chicken is to stop before it actually gets gay.
Jay yelling fuck yeah genuinely startled me on the endgame one
Wolf, did you make this as a sort of “I had to hear it so now you have to, too”? 😂
ah man i hope this affect my internet algorithms too much
If there was one video I wish I didn't have to sleep on, it was definitely that story
No lie, The Blessed Pipeline is a good nickname for this channel. It acts as a pipeline to not only the whole rest of the EFAP content, but also to both the far left AND the alt right
Talk about convenient!
I'm now in the alt center thanks to this podcast.
Prof Tosspot spreading cheer and goodwill to men 🎉
i would ask why the unicorn was riding a steed, but i have so many more questions....
Pipeline :)
This should win awards. All of them.
I love how more and more panel members appear for these intense gay erotica
That one time the professor found a marvel script in the middle of nowhere
LOVE IS REAL!!!
This is the best Birthday gift ever!
One of my favourite quotes from the movie Blazing Saddles.
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
Gotta love Taggarts reply too ...
"Gal-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue purttier than a twenty-dollar whore"
Hedley Lamarr - Harvey Korman
Taggart - Slim Pickens
That puppet is the same one doctorrandomercam uses.
This makes me think of Mr Hands.
BLESSED PIPEMAN
23:40 thats the moment Wumbo reilise were nit deailing whit the avarage erotica novel anymore
Oh Professor Tosspot, we are not worthy.
This was making me so uncomfortable that I played it at 1.5 speed so it ended faster... It made things worse...
These stories are emotionally cleansing. 😢
'Why would you think we'd have living gay donuts here?!?'
Rags: 'Why indeed'.
I forgot how crazy this was